I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny
Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.
However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.
Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??
Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.
But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”
And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.
And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER
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a long time ago youd have called her "mom" !
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Why do you call the dragons “horses?” /genq
funny :]
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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garter snakes are so funny. theyre so spicy when they’re on the ground, then as soon as you pick them up they’re just 🧍
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Another Sonic OC of mine
Ma Crocodile
This is Vector's mom, Victrola the Crocodile (but she insists everyone calls her Ma). She's the most Grandma-y old southern lady you will ever meet, an absolute sweetheart that can still put you in your place if need be. She raised Vector as a single mom, and absolutely adores her grandbabies (Espio and Charmy, and later Cream)
Fun facts:
Loves music
Carries her purse with her at all times (it has candy in it for her grandbabies)
Is very Pentecostal and will start praying over you in tongues if given half a chance
Makes Christmas gifts for the Chaotix every (including Knuckles, Mighty, and Ray)
Is the only person who has ever made Shadow the Hedgehog apologize (he almost sideswiped her on his motorcycle and she took her purse to him while lecturing him on manners. Once he said sorry, she gave him a piece of candy)
Close-ups:
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I know I’m definitely a hater but I can’t stand when a character’s species is based off a bug or a fish and people give them paws and cat-like attributes.
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oooo ok I have an idea for my followers on Tumblr dot com >:) send me an animal- preferably a mammal, and I'll make a whole blog post about cool facts about them
like ok I don't think you guys understand how fun this is for me I fucking LOVE talking about animals if I could watch animal behavior all day every day I would do it in a heartbeat ill even make posts about common animals like dogs and cats throw em at me the weirder the better
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Maybe I should get more Prehistoric Reptiles by Mattel and not just Dinosaurs, whether they appear in the Jurassic Park Movies or Not
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do u think possums are cute?? my mom says that they're creepy and gross.......
show her a golden bushtail possum.......one of the cutest creature designs blessed upon this earth...
but, i suppose that won't warm her heart to the american opossum...let me peruse the images.....
i love the one going :P mlem........i have to say they are a lot scruffier and the bald fleshy tail is less appealing. you have to make a decision to love this guy. of course, i think theyre deserving of that love. rats are one of my favourite animals ever and they get called the same things...i can see the grossness and i absolve them of it.....but creepiness? rats are not remotely creepy to me but honestly i think opossums have untapped potential here. they deserve a horror movie. where they win and none of them die. unkillable beast.
sorry for rambling and dodging your question um i think they are in fact both of those things but a little cute also and also i think she is wrong for assumedly saying that with no respect for them or love in her heart. they are creepy in a good way. and lots of animals eat garbage if shes a dog person she has literally no room to speak
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