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meatcatt · 2 months

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I ship siffrin x loop but only in the context where they are divorced

#meat talks #i can't explain it #i dont ship them at all but i think loop should pay sif alimony every month #they bicker like one #the party can be the kids #sif took the family in the divorce #in stars and time

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bishops-of-the-old-faith · 1 year

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I have to wonder, who would be considered more attractive? Narinder or Shamura?

Narinder, next question.

#meat talks #shenanigans #|| if sky says differently they are wrong do not trust them #I'd take death cat over the bite of 87 victim any day #anonymous

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egophiliac · 2 months

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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liquidstar · 7 months

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when finn and jake establish that they get their meat from meat man its logical to assume hes some sort of fantasy butcher until finn asks "do you think it hurts him when we take his meat?" revealing hes MADE of meat and they eat him. and it only gets WORSE when jake replies "i dont know i cant read his mind" implying he cant even voice whether or not hes in pain. but they still eat him.

#adventure time #and isnt everyone made of meat?#but in this case theyre talking abt lunch meats

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6skyygirly9 · 2 months

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dream also decided to respond on twt abt wilbur

here is what he said since it’s about hard to see

and also aimsey just posted this

#aimsey #for sucking that abusers meat #shelby #talking #wilbur mcyt #wilbur soot

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biscuitboba · 18 days

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Not to be ill about zoro and luffy in wano again, but can we talk about zoro talking to luffy with his captain still positioned between his arms? Not even trying to put his captain down, but just lowkey adjusting his position (cuz he was out of breath)

He also let luffy sniff around his body like😭??

#zolu #luzo #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #wano arc #so content to talk to his captain while still holding him between his arms- im SICK #if it weren't for the smell of meat they would probably stay in that position for a bit longer #they are just so comfortable with e/o GOD

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saddestsquid · 2 months

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Pizza Delivery Guy König :((

18+ !!

All tall and awkward on your doorstep, not being able to meet your eyes as he hands you the warm pizza box. His face immediately burning red when you graze his big hand as you grab the box and slyly pull your blouse down, mentioning to him how you don’t have any money to pay for it.

Asking him what such a big, handsome man is doing delivering pizzas, telling him he deserves a break and pulling him into your house, giggling at him when he knocks his head on the doorframe in his excited rush.

König who stares down at you between his legs like he’s seeing the sunset for the first time, fingers that were tapping nervously against your couches armrest turning into a death grip when you take his stupidly big dick out and start pumping it, muttering impressed coos that have him twitching in your hand.

König who lets out the most adorable whimpers and groans when you take him into your mouth, soft pretty lips stretching wide against his flushed tip. He’s surprisingly respectful for a guy who’s clearly never gotten a blowjob before—not bucking his hips up or pushing your head down until you choke—but you can see his resolve slowly slipping away with every bob of your head, soft hands gripping at whatever you couldn’t fit in your mouth (which was about half of the weapon standing between his legs).

But if you drag your tongue against the vein on the side? Yeah, he’s gone. With a deep groan he grabs your hair and shoves your head down as he releases thick, hot spent down your throat, little gasps and whimpers leaving him when you swallow it all up without fail.

König who doesn’t walk out of your house with money, but a satisfied smile and your number.

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Rararara he’s so stupid I love him so much :33

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seapotty · 1 year

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back to the dungeons, hungry and afraid.. brought my dog..

#fear and hunger #ragnvaldr #my art #meat #blood #maggots #idon wanna talk about it

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thewrongshop · 10 months

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Incredibly vulnerable Archivist challenges terrifying avatars completely unprovoked compilation

[ID: screenshots from the transcripts of episodes 89, 97, and 131 of The Magnus Archives. The first reads, “ARCHIVIST: Yes, yes, I understand, you could easily kill me, I’m at your mercy, blah, blah, blah. I have heard it before. And from things much scarier than you.” The second transcript reads, “ARCHIVIST: I… Y… Y-you don’t… sound Russian.” The third transcript reads, “ARCHIVIST: That’s it? [he snorts] Hardly worth a rib.” End ID]

#jon WHY!!#'hardly worth a rib' WORST thing to say to someone about to reach into your body with their fucked up meat hands #talking shop #tma #the magnus archives #mag89 #mag97 #mag131

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yumethefrostypanda · 1 year

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You mean this waist? :3 @scumbagg

#simon ghost riley #simon riley #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #packed #i'm talking about his gear .. :3 #top notch athlete almost no fat on that body sheesh #packing alot of lean meat

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meatcatt · 2 months

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Help me settle this debate with @skyistheground

#meat talks #in stars and time #isat #poll #this is very important to me

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bishops-of-the-old-faith · 2 years

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important announcement!

@meatcatt has been brought along to help out with the blog! he's very cool and talented and i'm grateful he's helping out now :>

#note from the sky #meat talks #|| WAHOOOOO

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turnways · 2 years

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#who taught the meat to talk

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miraculan-draws · 1 day

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I AM NOT DONE YET BECAUSE I LOVE ELF SHIT!!

More Astarion speaking elvish. More complicated emotion in regards to religion—for a high elf named after the stars, one who tried all the gods and was ignored. More about being abandoned by Correllon, the Protector of Elves, the Father, who guides wayward souls by starlight. More about his FAMILY because he's not even that old!! They're like most definitely alive!! Where are they from? Did he leave home on good terms? More Astarion as our translator, more Astarion gossiping with Elf Tav and feeling so much more at ease and less prone to performing, but if you EVER BRING IT UP he'll shut down. He's all pointy ears. I would like to discuss the pointy ears and their implications.

#bg3 #im sorry i know you're all tired of me talking about him but theres still meat on this bone #and i aint nothin but a hound dog #astarion #astarion ancunìn

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mintypsii · 29 days

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