#mel rambles

[her-satanic-wiles]

Ghost fandom: *adds GH onto the start of every word.*

Ghestie, Ghovie, Ghrammy etc.

But what if you meet your significant other because of Ghost?

They're your ghoyfriend, ghirlfriend, or ghartner.

#shitghosting #mel rambles #ghost the band #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost #ghost band #ghost fandom

[meatmel]

i never rlly post on mobile BUT

giant bald bull thing i did :) its bigger than my hand and mostly done in colored pencils. i am very passionate about this man

#mels artt #bald bull #punch out #punch out!! #traditional art #Idk what else to tag #i love bald bull so so much RAAYGH #my arm is in so much pain thats kinda bcs of this and also bcs i was playing badmiton yesterday #mel rambles

[akazas-left-tatted-butt-cheek]

Ok so I so love Kyojuro to death but for the past week I have been stuck on his prickly father, Shinjuro, and it has had me thinking some things👀. Like imagine being his S/O during his time of trying to stop drinking and the cravings hit particularly hard at one point and his S/O is trying to help distract him from it. Sometimes the best way to deal with one craving is to use something else to satisfy it.

nsfw under the cut!

That's where the S/O finds themselves on their back with Shinjuro head between their legs. S/O doesn't know how many times they came or what time it even is because Shinjuro does not show any signs of stopping. Imagine the S/O weakly trying to push him away and he just nuzzles his stubbled face to their inner thigh with pleading eyes, "Just one more, you can do that for me?" Of course, the S/O caves in because their beloved is trying so hard to be good.

#Mel rambles #Spicy tag #shinjuro rengoku #i'm pretty sure this may have been thought of before but this has been plaguing my mind for a hot minute #and I haven't been on for a hot minute as well #rengoku #shinjuro x reader #it also doesn't help that I just saw the latest JJKaisen episode and a certain blond hit certain kinks of mine

[honeydewmelan]

oh my beloved tumblr mutuals specifically you the curtwen/saf fans you have no idea whats in store

:))))))))))

#mel rambles #i have never arted this fast in my LIFE #the demons got me you guys i am in hyperspeed mode

[justdissimp]

Reviving this blog again bcz I currently have 3 WIPs sitting in my drafts that are begging me to be finished and another one already in my head and my fingers are itching to write that one down as well. (check the tags to see what I'm working on rn)

As a sidenote: I'm not a fan of using y/n bcz who actually is? So that's not even gonna be an option :) sorry not sorry

#mel rambles #x reader #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x you #remus lupin x y/n #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #sugawara x reader #sugawara x you #sugawara x y/n #sugawara koshi x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #reader insert #x you #fluff #oneshot

[meliohy]

Once again I need help to pick what to draw

#Mel rambles #poll

[thepoetsmanuscript]

Happy Swiftie Selfie Night!!! Here's me Tampa Night 2 ❤️❤️❤️

#taylor swift #pic #my post #Swiftie Selfie Night #mel rambles #eras tour #Tampa Night 2 #tsselfienight #selfie

[classicdaisycalico]

Sonic Twitter Takeover 2022 Quotes with Absolutely No Context

"How many keyboards have you destroyed with those spikes of yours?"

"My natural beauty is simply eye-catching."

"And don't forget to draw my man-bun while you're at it."

"HE'S THROWING EGGS FROM HIS SLEEVES!"

"His mustache is glowing! ...He's got an LED strip on his face..."

"They made a game about my mean beans?! Bollocks." (How did that get past the censors???)

"The beauty of that rock...it's enough to bring a tear to my eye..."

"Now I've gotta steal the Master Emerald AND that tiny rock horse!"

"Are you sure you didn't pack a toy with that Happy Meal?"

"LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS!"

"What happened when you ran out of baby carrots? *baby voice* Did you switch to apple slices?"

"STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SUCKS!"

"What else are people saying in these apology videos? Is this where I fake-cry now?"

"I'm A BiG EgG! YaDa, YaDa, YaDa."

"I'll marry them." *collective gasp from everyone*

"If these rules don't deter you, meet me at the Ferris wheel."

"The best things in life have a CRUNCH."

*gasp* "...Are you a Swiftie?!"

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a hedgehog should be able to run fast. Its quills are too short to get its fat little body off the ground. The hedgehog, of course, runs fast anyway, because hedgehogs don't care what humans think is possible."

"You're the best thorn in my side I could ask for."

"I was pretty happy when he replaced the water filter in the office fridge."

"I've been watching that show where a guy takes enemies down with ONE PUNCH!"

"YOU DON'T GET IT! There'll be SO MANY CHAINSAWS!"

"Tails, I see what you're going through." "RIGHT?!"

"You can use my emergency floss to get that out."

"Oh, and if Twitter destroys itself, I'll rememberyou all."

#mel rambles #sonic twitter #twitter takeover 2022 #sonic the hedgehog #dr. eggman #miles tails prower #precious child #knuckles the echidna #shadow the hedgehog #ow the edge #amy rose #pink princess #the level of self-awareness in these answers is INSANE #justice for strawberry shortcake tbh it's a great dessert

[mel-street]

I fear I might get obsessed with hazbin hotel

#listen the voice actor cast is STACKED and the songs slap #haven’t seen the show but I’m obsessed with huskerdust #like 10/10 ship #but like I am not allowing myself to go down this rabbit hole now #like I just know it’ll consume my life and I don’t need that right now #mel rambles

[uroldall]

I just want to point out a fact for this week's episode previews, this manwhore has g string lines like a SLUT!!!!

#mel rambles #The deepest darkest part of me wants to be down on knees and give him an out-of-body experience #I AM NOT A MAHITO GIRLIE but he's genuinely good looking AND well written #still mourning my husband #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #mahito

[her-satanic-wiles]

Fanfiction writers, this is your friendly reminder that losing your virginity shouldn't hurt and there shouldn't be blood there. Your hymen never permanently breaks. It always heals back up (unless you have a medical condition).

This lie was invented by men to stop women from sleeping around. It's a sexist form of control. Please stop writing about it and teaching masses of young vagina owners that their first time is gonna hurt.

All you need is lube and to feel horny. 'Tis all.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

#mel rambles #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic authors

[meatmel]

DEBATE: Does Narcis Prince Is Fat Ass?

@fairymistyreal AND I ARE HABING A SERIOUSSS DEBATE. [SUPER SERIOUS] [REALLY SERIOUS] AND WE NEED TO KNOW:

MRS. FAIRY MISTY WOFFLY SAYS HIS ASS IS FLAT. I SAY. NO. HIS ASS IS INDEED FAT. AND I HAVE PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT HERE!!!! 100% SOLID EVIDENCE.!!!!! Do you agree. Do you dissagree. Feel free to reblog with opinion in tag and hit that follow button for a free cookie! [optional]

#this is a inside joke #super punch out #mel shitposting #mel rambles #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME #NARCIS PRINCE #I ACCIDENTALLY TAGGED IT WRONG HEL

[melpomene-writes]

gonna write smut because i haven’t in a while and then i’ll write something fluffy just because i feel like you guys deserve it after all the angst i’ve posted lately :)

#mel rambles

[honeydewmelan]

:D

#spies are forever #sketch #agent curt mega #mel rambles #melandoodles

[thejudgingtrash]

New Percabeth fic likely dropping next week 😌

Stay tuned!!

#pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #the nymph #i’ll be back #🫡 #if not next week in two weeks. but definitely this month #percabeth fanfic #mel rambles

[meliohy]

I got the job 😭🥳🎉

#Mel rambles #!!!!!! #I don't have to quit and deal with everything that implies #I'm going to get a job I'm interested in in a team that I like 😭❤️ #I've been freaking out about this so much these last few weeks that the realisation didn't really hit me yet #I'm so happy #I need to celebrate!! 🍾🥂