Actually writing your Anton x OC long-form fic 🚫👎🏻🤢❌️
Drawing them in an AU as managers of a McDonald's for the sillies but then making up an entire backstory for that instead ✅️👍🏻😄💚
- Their McDonald's is the only one that actually has a working ice cream machine in a 50-mile radius
- Anton refuses to let it ever break down, it's his pride and joy
- Everyone's afraid of him
- "Can I go on break now?" "I don't know. Can you?"
- He goes into the cash register at random times of the day and takes all the quarters
- Maris saw him kill a guy once and she blackmailed him into giving her a promotion and never firing her so she's assistant manager now
- She tells all the new hires that she saw him kill a guy
- Nobody believes her
- 80% of her time is spent smoking weed next to the dumpster and blaming everyone else on orders not being made fast enough
- (It's because she keeps stealing food)
- Nobody except Maris and Anton have lasted more than 3 weeks there
- Anton has kept the same position for [redacted] years, nobody knows why
- Anton doesn't teach the new hires anything and makes Maris do it
- Maris doesn't do it either
- They have hate sex in the freezer after hours
- Maris is NOT that tall, they made her stand on a stool for this Managers of the Month picture
- Anton didn't tell her somebody from corporate was coming and she was in the middle of trying to grab a perfectly good Muppet Babies McDonald's toy from the dumpster in the middle of her 8th smoke break of the day so that she could complete the collection
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WDYT? twitter. com/FilmUpdates/status/1666896471076278272?s=20 twitter. com/DiscussingFilm/status/1666888777443205124?s=20
these three women are so different that i can't tell the tone they'd be going for, but i think rachel would make a great lois!
i support nicholas hoult by default because i like him and i have no idea who the other two are 😭
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Why graphic tees will be the new cool in menswear this year?
Presenting an exhaustive men’s apparel collection, including trendy graphic tees at convenient bulk prices.
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don't ask me why, idk how to explain it, but joe santagato and frankie alvarez from the basement yard are how i imagine colin and benedict if any of the bridgerton siblings had a podcast.
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Model wearing a coat by Vince for Neiman Marcus, Fall 2022
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