#might be scary

[cf8wrk4u-us]

Transformers Prime/ Parasyte: The Maxim Crossover AU Idea.

There's something wrong with Jackson Darby...

Most wouldn't know it by first glance.

He seems like an average teenager. Honestly, there's nothing really significant about him. He lives with his mom, goes to school, works at a mediocre job to help support the two of them.

If you ask anyone, they couldn't give you an exact description. His whole personality is just so bland and neutral.

Nothing really stands out about him.

And that's how "Jack" prefers it...

You see, the personality he presents is just a facade. Something he uses to keep himself safe and unsuspisious.

Because their are people out their still searching for him, his kind.

So he plays as Jackson Darby and will continue to play his role if it means the security of his existence.

And beware to anyone who tries to break his cover.....

#parasyte: the maxim #transformers prime #jackson darby #warning: body horror #might be scary #body horror #parasyte: the grey #rebloging because of new show

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

#not vc sorry #bird #birds #aves #raptor #hawk #red shouldered hawk #i think. might be wrong on that id #accipitriformes #birds of prey #honestly a really cool guy so close up #I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big. #talons on this bird were huge. big scary. #I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives #it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down. #I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still. #it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird #if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know

[crabussy]

TEN GAZILLION PONY ATTACK!!!!! this is a part 2 of my subtle animation-friendly redesigns!!! I only made changes that could have happened in the show. hair gradients can be seen in cadence, and white markings on sunburst, for example.

feel free to ask me questions about the design choices!! (just mentioning: I love the CMC's actual cutie marks, just wanted to try designing individual ones this time around!) Part 1 with the mane 6!

#mlp #my little pony #twinkleshine #lemon hearts #minuette #mlpfim #mlp fim #mlp g4 #princess luna #luna mlp #sunburst mlp #mlp redesign #starlight glimmer #vinyl scratch #discord mlp #cutie mark crusaders #sweetie belle #apple bloom #scootaloo #SO MANY TAGS. DEAR GOD #lyra heartstrings #zecora #mlp gen 4 #mlp designs #some of the outlines might be a bit crunchy!!! it was difficult to find transparent vectors for some of these guys #long post #hi scary amount of followers. ponies happening to you okay?

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

#british royal family #king charles #uk politics #trisha paytas #cancer #okay so melanomas might be more scary to other people but i’m australian we have more skin cancer clinics than gp clinics lmao #but seriously fingers crossed everyone i’m not kidding about the manifesting thing you never know

[wardingshout]

little freak that showed up on my canvas and kept multiplying

#my art #tloz #a link to the past #link #I drew that second thing sometime before christmas but my bunny was so so uncanney so I. tried to figure out how to goof up a bunny #the new one might still be wonky but it's a lot less scary I promise hdfuhds #it was fun but I think the only one that hit the look I wanted was the first one I did (grumpy sideways) dhsifdsu #drawing animals is such a mystery.... when am I gonna awaken my inner furry so I can fix this problem....

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[jessepinwheel]

there’s a thing I think about sometimes when I’m writing that I call ‘the rabies condition’

by which I mean: there are no contraindications to getting the rabies vaccine for post-exposure prophylaxis.

every other vaccine usually has a few contraindications like ‘don’t take this if you’re allergic to it’ or ‘if you’re pregnant discuss the risks and benefits with your doctor’ or ‘don’t give to children below age 6′ or something, but not the rabies vaccine. if you’ve been exposed to rabies, there is literally no medical reason that can justify not getting the rabies vaccine--you can be deadly allergic to literally every single ingredient and the correct decision is still to administer the vaccine, because if you don’t, you’re 100% guaranteed to die of rabies. even the life-threatening allergies are a step up in survival rate (especially since anaphylaxis is something that can be managed, even if there are risks associated with it)

which is to say, the rabies condition: if a character has been ‘exposed to rabies’, aka, in some impending absolute worst-case scenario, like the apocalypse or some death curse or the destruction of their entire city via demons or whatever, then that character has to take action and the consequences and risks no longer matter, because literally any other outcome would be better, and 1% chance of survival is still better than 0%. that doesn’t make those actions necessarily good, the same way that injecting yourself with something you know you’re deadly allergic not a good thing to do, but it’s still better than dying horrifically of rabies. desperate times and desperate measures etc

and then, after your character’s prevented some horrible thing by doing some almost equally bad thing, they should absolutely experience the consequences of those choices.

#I thought about this a lot when I was writing dielectric #runner too come to think of it #I write about this kind of thing a lot #because it's about being pushed to the absolute limits #to the point where you can't even ask what you're willing to do #you don't have a choice in the matter you just have to live with it #when you have exactly one goal #you can basically do anything #so long as you don't care about what happens afterwards #or what the price might be #it's a scary thing to think about

[timdrakesbussy]

An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.

(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)

#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we? #and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi #they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary #emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!! #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew alex #stardew haley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian

[ai-kan1]

Showing off smth im working on! 🐉

Pros of being artist: you can do dumb stuff like this while drawing

#online stores scary so i dont think i will sell them just silly fun for me and my friends! #maybe if the test goes well i might be able to sell them in a con??? idk yet #twst #twisted wonderland #ツイステ #disney twst #twst malleus #malleus draconia

[levitatingbiscuits]

i like a superbat dynamic where clark is a big friendly golden retriever trying doggedly to make friends with pissy, angry black cat bruce, but a dynamic i love that i rarely see explored is the cat trying very hard to cozy up to the concerned, confused, slightly petrified dog

#i love when he goes all brucie in a desperate attempt to charm clark and clark is genuinely worried that he's gotten one too many knocks #to the head #unfortunately i might have to write it myself bc it's a v rare dynamic #or even better he's still brusque and scary batman but he's trying so hard to be friendly with clark and clark thinks he got replaced with a #pod person #both #both is good #superbat

[strangersatellites]

AU where steve and eddie are neighbors and pet parents to furry friends who are near replicas of themselves.

eddie is a dog dad to a massive doberman named zeus who wears a chain for a collar and has a permanently angry face. despite his appearance and general demeanor, zeus is a scaredy cat when it comes to other animals. eddie is always worried leaving him behind with his friends. scared that their own pets are going to make zeus nervous the whole time he’s gone and that he’s going to get even more shy as a result.

steve is the proud owner of a beautiful white persian cat with the prettiest blue eyes named charlotte. she’s picky with her food and very selective with who she decides she likes. so far, steve and robin are her favorites and every pet sitter steve has ever chosen was quickly on her shit list. every other animal she’s even met is too. even down to robin’s fish. that lives in a tank. and can’t bother her.

one day steve asks eddie if he could pet sit while steve’s gone back home for the weekend. tells him he has a cat who is too prissy for her own good and will probably be so dramatic if she doesn’t like something that he does. eddie laughs and he agrees but warns him he has a dog that’s kind of shy, but says he can keep them separated for a couple of days. steve drops charlotte off with her pink floor pillow and her food and his fingers crossed that he doesn’t get a call that she’s not eating within the hour.

when steve returns, having heard nothing from eddie all weekend, he’s beyond surprised when eddie answers the door with a smile and a “you’re not gonna believe this.”

he walks into eddie’s apartment and finds zeus curled up in his bed asleep and charlotte curled against his side peeking at steve and eddie with her head tilted.

against all odds, zeus and charlotte quickly become inseparable and steve and eddie do too.

au august day 5: pet sitters

#au august #steddie #might not be my best installment as i’m battling the hangover shakes and heat exhaustion #but god dammit i’m going to post one of these every day if it kills me #i’m on my ‘eddie has a scary dog’ bullshit recently #but that + #steve has a prissy cat is just so #mwah #delicious

[birbwell]

stupid discord conversation with @ardate about heavy tf2 having the neck meat to survive a cannibal corpse pit

#tf2 #tf2 heavy #corpsegrinder #cannibal corpse #??? I GUESS LOL #birbwelldraws #very nice silly thing to draw. i enjoyed it greatly. he might be able to out-headbang that man maybe #this is shaping up to be the most tf2 ive drawn in a single month. very scary

[1ydiadeetz]

Nooo don’t detonate the orb ur so sexy x

#gale dekarios #bg3 #bg3 art #my art #bae of waterdeep #scary to draw him might realise I hate it soon #sort of hate it already #sorry pookie #gale of waterdeep

[koszmarnybudyn]

Normal and his emotional support goth.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #normal oak #scary marlowe #this was suppose to be a part of a bigger piece and honestly i might still make that #also first episode of 2024 yay!!!!

[lord-lawnmower]

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark // The Walten Files

#the walten files #scary stories to tell in the dark #I feel like the first one is DEAD ON (heh get it) #the second might be a bit of a stretch but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #AH fuck I didn’t mean to put it on this blog #oh well

[attleboy]

ok so, me and my sister's bf have terries, little guys, and let me tell you they have such a strong drive lmao. Never train them to hunt or anything like that, but MAN do they hate small rodents/birds ON SIGHT. Is like hate at first sight, my puppy took down a random dove that was unfortunate enough to land in our backyard. You really can't discourage it out of them

What i'm trying to say is, RIP Jax, gg

i've been sitting on these asks for a month so you probably forgot about them but honestly, thank you so much, they've been a big part of the doggy pomni trajectory... great brain fuel

trust that i am also praying on his downfall... one day we'll get him... one day

#this was one of the backlogged ones [it was urge on the poll] but i'm posting it now as a reminder of our roots #my doggirl pomni stuff has been a bit sillier as of late but i might post something kind of intense soon so. reminder: she can be Scary #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #my art #ask response #chompni #ragatha #jax