What’s a grammar nerd’s favourite curry?
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The Doctor Who special having Rose Noble as a transfemme girl really broke immersion for me, it was so unrealistic :/
We all know if Donna Noble was real she would definitely have personally fought every MP into passing the Self ID bill and including trans people in the Conversion Therapy Protection bill. She would have eliminated all problems facing trans youth trying to get puberty blockers. The UK would be a trans paradise and she would have fistfought JK R*wling in a McDonalds parking lot, forcing her to retire from the public eye in shame.
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so remember a few years ago when the previous pope said I don’t want to be pope anymore but also I don’t want to die yet, so they chose another guy to be pope instead and for a while we just had two popes roaming around? anyway something very similar happened to my good friend the doctor
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I feel like Jonathan Sims is such a dead parent jokes kinda guy when he's comfortable with people...he's delights in bringing the mood down with a simple "my parents are dead"...
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listen i don't think edward little was actually a bad first lieutenant. when we see him in the first episode he's calm and confident. he does not say much but he's amiable enough. crozier likes him, and i don't think crozier would like anyone he doesn't think capable in some way. generally he's dependable and knows what he's doing. however unfortunately for edward he has these qualities because he has a major case of eldest daughter syndrome, which means he both wants to please his mum (crozier) and has an overdeveloped sense of responsibility for his younger siblings (crew), so when they get stuck in the ice and crozier starts going (more) alcoholic, he enables his mum bc he doesn't want to disappoint her even if he doesn't agree with her, and he has to pick up the tasks and care for his siblings she's not doing, but he can't let his siblings know about their mum's situation because they'll get worried and restless. and like a true eldest daughter he has to bear the brunt of mummy's anger for being a disappointment but he also doesn't want to seek refuge with the man she divorced (fitzjames) because that feels like a betrayal. also while this is going on there is a giant bear who hunts his siblings for sport so they're dying left and right and also a changeling master manipulator who's making his siblings mad at their mum and who wants to fuck said mum before eating her like some sort of praying mantis. anyway i think i would start being miserable and anxious too.
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Cyrs, holding a python: Mum, dad, I bought a snake! What should I name him?
Cody: You did whAT?!
Obi-wan: William Snakespeare
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cake decorations gifted by my hilarious mother yesterday
"don't try to eat them theyre made from out-of-date icing and plasticine" as if in any scenario i'd eat them and not keep them mortuary-cabineted in a tub in my fridge forever
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Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him
[TL: XXC says "don't do coke in the bathroom"]
Shout out to the Spanish speaking MXTX fans. I don't think this is remotely what you wanted. (bonus below cut, TW: Drugs)
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thinkin about when tmn met cad and nott was like “do you need any help there, mr? mrs?” .like Let me get this bitchs pronouns before i call him strange and frightening and then shoot my friend to check if he has healing powers
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