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twst-campos13 · 8 months
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|| ɪ’ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴋᴜ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ! ||
— ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ | ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ —
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❜ ─ AUTHOR’S NOTE ─
ೃ⁀➷ Call me Deku!
I am the mod and the writer of this blog! I also go by Chi or Pudding, whichever you may prefer just in case you don’t want to refer to me as Deku. You may also refer to me with any pronouns!
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❜ ─ GENERAL MEMO ─
ೃ⁀➷ A male and nonbinary reader-insert centered Twisted Wonderland blog!
Although this blog does not just exclusively write reader x character content as you will also find general works about the canon characteres or ship works between these characters.
Most content you will find here are written works, but there will be the occassional art!
✍️ Posts 1-3 requests on Fridays and Saturdays. I cannot guarantee frequent updates.
✍️ Might post 1 general character content on weekends.
✍️ Mod interaction is always open!
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ೃ⁀➷ I think it’s worth noting that even if you do not identify as a guy (cis or trans) or as somebody under the nonbinary umbrella, you’re still free to interact and read my posts! I just won’t do any female centered requests as the requested works and this blog is primarily catered to male and nonbinary readers (also dedicated mostly to them).
Most of my works will be explicitly queer, as well. If you are someone that does not enjoy this particular content, I suggest you do not interact with my blog!
Queerphobes (especially transphobes and homophobes), TERFS, RADFEMS, bigots, racists and ableists are not welcome here.
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INBOX STATUS: Requests [ CLOSED ] ; Casual Chat [ OPEN ]
PENDING: [ CALCULATING ]
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joisbishmyoga · 7 months
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blackkat's newest ficlet on ao3 has the Jedi Council drunk and a mention of "stop doing paperwork, if we secede from the Republic again Bail's gonna laugh at us"
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What a beautiful idea. The Jedi accidentally secede from the Republic because drunk paperwork, but since the Chancellor's banned negotiating with the Separatists, they can't rejoin.
Yoda: Hm. Stay on Coruscant, we cannot, then. Politically awkward, it is.
Someone: What are we going to do about the GAR? We can't just leave them to people who don't see them as sentient--
Yoda: Assigned to the Jedi, the GAR is. Purportedly paid for by the Jedi, they are--
Mace: *muttermutter* And how anybody's that stupid to think we could afford even one with their ten years room and board and training--
Yoda: SINCE ON THE PAPERWORK, OUR NAME IS, retain the clones, the Order must.
Mace: Ow.
Somebody: How is the investigation going on that, anyway?
Everybody else: *wordless noises expressing just how poorly it's going*
Yoda: Bureaucracy, a plague upon this galaxy, is.
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faux-fires · 4 months
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WIP ask meme
Tagged by @ranilla-bean, thank u!
Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
my ATLA one is, uh, pitiful and mostly different flavours of the same thing after i got bitten by one really detailed idea that wouldn't let me go, but is also frankly daunting in its scale:
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my Dragon Age folder is much WORSE due to a combination of my naturally unhelpful inclination toward names and its many years of experience:
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(yeah, I write in notepad. i believe in gambling on my inability to spell.)
many of the DA ones are published, because I don't practice file hygiene and clearly marking completed fics vs incompleted. some are probably easy to guess but good luck with such helpful and illuminative titles as 'muttermutter' 'cute' and 'hawke rising from the trash'.
anyway, tagging (from my most recent activity page mwahaha): @mikkeneko, @sulkybender, @hoochieblues, @pinkbalrog and @missingrache!
if you don't have any WIP art or fic i challenge you to talk about your favourite fic or art piece and why you love it so much. no escape!
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tickletrrickster · 2 years
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Malicious Malfunction Mishap
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A/N: old wip i restored from my drafts and finished when mha was relevant in the tk community lol! it’s kinda cute looking back tbh. trying to archive as much as i can on here, and some anon asks have been removed bc of the termination (..fuck, i have 3 anon requests on my old blog i lost the asks for)  Fandom: My Hero Academia Ships: IzuOcha at the end, implied Iida x Mei but only as a joke lo Summary: After Iida’s engine modifications, Ochako and Deku discover a fun new feature- touch sensitivity. You can see where this is going. 
“So, what do you guys think?” Iida sped around his friends outside the UA building, them looking on in awe at his new engines, courtesy of Mei. (Her words: "I finally get to make a baby inside of someone! Oh, that's wonderful!")
“Woah, Iida! The new design looks much more streamlined than the other... muttermutter... more orange juice capacity, seems useful.... Mei was kind of going for.. the star-struck Izuku muttered away, analyzing every new improved touch on Iida’s new calf engines, which were just made especially for him by genius inventor Hatsume Mei (her words- “Done! Now there’s a baby inside of you!”) straight from the comfort of her dormitory.
“They look the same..... But in a cool way!” Ochako feigned notice. “But how were you able to get an upgrade in such a short notice? Hatsume’s usually the one who offers to do it for us... Unless you two were making actual babies~” Ochako teased while Iida stood there flustered.
“A-as the class representative, I have to say that me and Hatsume have strictly professional relations!” Iida defended, a small flush on his cheeks.
“Oh, Ochaco.... Well, when we get back to the dorms, can I stay to check them out? I have to write this down.” Izuku tried to clear the air with his own fascination. Ochako nodded eagerly as well, following the boys into the quiet UA dormitories.
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“You’re going too fa-a-aa-a-aaast!” Izuku whined, holding on to a determined Iida who made a beeline for the boys’ dorms.
"I must go faster!" he replied, his glasses flashing.
“Wheeee!” Ochako sped, enjoying her joyride. “Nice, Iida!” To nobody’s surprise, the trio made it up to Iida’s dormitory in a heartbeat, however to everybody’s surprise- much of the class rep’s organized decor had been.... rearranged. Posters of Pro Heroes with their gadgets and weapons were put up and some physics books were on the floor. The room smelled of spray deodorant and metal, as if somebody had trashed the place.
"Don't mind the mess, it's been a little chaotic nowadays." Iida abashedly put an arm behind his head, flopping down onto the bed. Ochaco was rolling across the floor while Izuku sat at Iida's study desk.
"So how'd the repairs go?" Ochaco asked, tapping her foot on the hardwood floor.
"Oh, um-" Before Iida could formulate a reply, he felt familiar chafed palms grasp his leg. Swiveling closer, Deku looked over at the renovation eagerly.
"Woah, totally improved!" Izuku carefully wiped across Iida's engine. The sensation made him almost jump upward. Never in his life had he thought that anyone would know about the nerves on the metal, that was, until today. Unfortunately for Iida, Izuku kept up his analysis while the events from when his boosters were repaired flashed before his eyes, specifically a particular moment when Hatsume found out about the nerve endings, which triggered a very unlikely reflex coming from the stoic go-getter.
“The shape’s much more streamlined... It’s more angular than before, allowing for better speed and performance.” Deku fidgeted with the engines, admiring them like one would a new car. “Besides-”
“Enohohough!”
“Woah, Iida!” Uraraka perked up from the floor and ran over to him. “What was that for?” Silence, aside from Deku’s analyzing mutters and pen scribbles. He always brought that book with him.
“...Boosters contain nerve endings, susceptible to human sensations like gargaleisis.” he thought out loud, the scritch-scratch of his pen slightly layering over his awkward voice. “Relax, Ochako! He’s just ticklish.. I think.” Deku replied, snapping out of hero-nerd-world.  “We- well you thought wrong!” Iida stammered, piquing Uraraka’s interest. The bubbly brunette tested her crush’s hypothesis, gliding a finger up the sparkling engines on his calves, making him stifle a strange squawk or squeal. Whatever that noise was.  “Oh! That’s cute.” Uraraka said nonchalantly.  “Hey, don’t try anything!” Iida was full-on blushing, the determined shine on his glasses was overtaken by the hot-pink blush on his face.  “I think we should! After all, you wanted to test them out, right?” Deku chimed in, an innocent smile on his face while he dragged his pencil’s eraser up and down his left engine.   “Gg-gnnk! I sahaid dohon’t try anythihing!”   “Looks like your reflexes have increased. Maybe this could be relevant to the babinski reflex, judging by the reaction. Are the nerve endings in the engines different?” Deku rambled, doodling up a sketch of the engines as well as noting down his words.  “I don’t know the answer to that, so I think that calls for further research!~” The less scientifically inclined Ochako chimed in, going straight in for the kill, digging her fingers into the pit of his knee where it met the calf.  “No! N-no research!! As a class representative, this ihis increhedibly unprofehehessional! St- stay away from my cahahalves!!”  “Deku-kun, this is really important! Are you taking notes!?”  “Stohohop her! Please, just doho it!” Iida begged, practically pleading at the mercy at the most innocent angel-faced hero because of a few fast fingers.  “Looks like further research is needed.” Closing his book, Izuku joined his friend in exploiting Iida’s new weakness. “This material isn’t organic, but why is Iida having this reaction? Strange. Might need to ask Mei..” “Save that for later. This is fun! Tickle tickle!” Uraraka chimed, her eyes practically stars while she moved away from his engines to his calves, squeezing and scribbling away like a drunken master.  “I blame Mei for thihis!!” Iida yelled weakly, raucous laughter still spilling out. “Now you’ve done it! Revenge time!!” Strangely serious, Iida flipped Ochako over as quick as he could run, tickling her stomach like he was a kid messing around on the piano while she kicked and squealed, floating away.  “I got her!” Deku helt her hand down, and they accidentally intertwined for a split second. Iida halted his hands while Ochaco and Deku stared into each others eyes. Both teens felt the thump of their aching hearts and clammy hands and the heat from their flushing faces. Awkward.  And for Iida, who was still considering whether or not he should tell the equally mischevious Mei whether or not she should do something about this reflex, the day was saved by the power of love.
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tresdemarts · 1 year
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More of 100 faces in (muttermutter) days
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xhrystal-vampire · 4 years
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Steven universe had its issues and definitely was’t perfect, but I miss it
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iamkape · 5 years
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Those days when I drink too much coffee and I started mumbling it whenever I work—
I need real help ;-;
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jonjmurakami · 5 years
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One more #WhateverWednesday image: 013019 • Izuku Midoriya aka Deku from My Hero Academia is visiting Hawaii and having problems deciding which flavors of shave ice to choose. Deku tends to overthink things (hence the Butsu Butsu sound Effect which is Mutter Mutter) ^_^ #jonjmurakami #copic #copicmarkers #anime #cartoon #comic #myheroacademia #bokunoheroacademia #midoriyaizuku #midoriya #izukumidoriya #izuku #deku #shaveice #hawaii #butsubutsu #muttermutter https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmNgIHB6fn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17y8frtbluvz9
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candycryptids · 6 years
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🎊(Deku is They/He, Ochaco is She/Her)🎊 I'll stop doing random ass makeup tests when our gf stops being so fuckin precious !!! Damn!!! Ochaco is @holographiclulu and I'm Deku uvu;; just goofin around instead of going to bed like a Responsible
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oatmealcrisp-freak · 2 years
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That awkward moment where your boyfriend’s girlfriend tries to hock him off on another girl who has a crush on him and your boyfriend’s girlfriend like you’re not sitting right there like this is some sort of ELECTION where partners = votes to win and actually hey that’s not a bad idea -muttermutter-
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WELL TOO BAD, RUE, THIS ELECTION ISN’T OVER YET
(See what I mean?
Hot potato.
Mytho is just sitting between his boyfriend and girlfriend who aren’t each others boyfriend and girlfriend and I mean it’s probably just a good thing he hasn’t gotten back the feeling of awkwardness yet cus hoooooo boy)
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twst-campos13 · 8 months
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|| ɢᴏ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ—ᴘʟᴜꜱ ᴜʟᴛʀᴀ! ||
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❜ ─ GENERAL ─
⁀➷ Requested reader content is male and nonbinary centered ONLY! I will only accept reqests that ask for a male or nonbinary MC/reader. This includes queer men that cis, falls under the transgender umbrella (transman or transmasc), or under the nonbinary umbrella.
⁀➷ Requested general content for characters are allowed! This does not necessarily have to be romantic, it can just be a general headcanon of a character.
⁀➷ I can only write 3-5 characters maximum in a request (dorm and vice dorm leaders are NOT exempted).
⁀➷ Please specify the format of your request (headcanon, drabble, scenario) otherwise I will write is as a bullet headcanon by default!
⁀➷ Please specify if you are requesting for a male or nonbinary MC/reader! Otherwise, the request will feature a male!reader by default.
⁀➷ Please specify the relationship of character/s present in the request as either platonic or romantic (for reader x canon or canon x canon). Otherwise, I will write it platonic by default.
⁀➷ I will always entertain 15 requests when inbox is open! Casual asks are not exempted by this limit as I will answer them regardless.
⁀➷ Pending requests are included in my masterlist!
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❜ ─ CONTENT ─
⁀➷ Bullet Headcanons
⁀➷ Drabbles (estimated 500-1000 words)
⁀➷ One-shots (estimated 1000-2000 words; takes longer to write!)
⁀➷ Reader centered posts
⁀➷ Canon character centered posts
⁀➷ Ship centered posts
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❜ ─ DO’S ─
: ̗̀➛ Platonic and romantic requests (whether it’s reader-centric or character-centric)
: ̗̀➛ General headcanons about a character or relationships between character/s (for canon characters)
: ̗̀➛ Ship-related requests (includes polyamorous relationships!)
note: this mostly applies to canon x canon rather than reader x canon
: ̗̀➛ NSFW (discussion-wise and bullet headcanons only)
note: I will write NSFW for the third years, faculty staff, and adults present in the game (except Vargas).
❜ ─ DON’TS ─
: ̗̀➛ Female reader/mc requests!
: ̗̀➛ Romantic interaction between Grim or Cheka (even if the request asks for aged-up, I am not comfortable in writing it!)
: ̗̀➛ The following in regards to requesting ships:
Leona/First Years or Second Years (e.g. Ruggie/Leona or Jack/Leona)
Incest in general (e.g. Tweelcest and Shroudcest)
Teacher/Student relationship
Pedophilia ships in general
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ADDITIONAL NOTES:
⁀➷ I have my personal headcanons when it comes to the canon characters, but these will not always apply to the requests I will write.
⁀➷ All the characters are written explicitly to be queer!
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❜ ─ TAGLIST ─
⁀➷ GENERAL —
#muttermutter - mod posts, idle chat, announcements
#campos-scribbles - drabbles
#campos-notes - headcanons
#full-cowling - scenarios/one-shots
#detroit-smash - NSFW related discussions/asks
#plus-ultra - stories from AO3
#rules - you’re here!
#masterlist - complete list of works and pending requests
⁀➷ SERIES —
#12/21 - BNHA x TWST au; Floyd Leech and Bakugo Katsuki switched bodies due to events still unexplained (DISCONTINUED)
⁀➷ EVENTS —
#scribbled-letters - 300+ Followers Milestone event
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epochryphal · 2 years
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abruptly gets mad about -aligned as framework
grrr connotations of being aligned with [group] is political is all fucky when it comes to Identity
muttermutter “femme of masc”
also eesh even in right-align left-align there’s justify and unaligned
was just thinking about like, “well there are 0 spaces for me and maybe a handful that say i can tag along, but most spaces ask if i Identify As One If Them, which would be an easier question if it was ranked choice voting pick a higher preference — is THAT what alignment is about”
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faux-fires · 3 months
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What is muttermutter under Dragon Age? It sounds fun!😋
hi, thank you! that is the next chapter of my da longfic, the centre of all things! i put it on ice because it would have been the THIRD chapter in a row which featured the characters bantering over a card game, but i loved the characterisation in it, so i saved it as an unrelated file so i could cosh it over the head and rob it blind in an alleyway for lines for the actual Chapter 13!
Isabela had spent the time wandering the Marches, he understood. After her uncomfortable reunion chat with Hawke they'd headed up to Varric's apartments, who had greeted her with similar affection and dealt her in to the ever-present wicked grace game while she filled them in on her comings and goings, with a bit too much emphasis on the comings. Hawke laughed at her jokes and when she whistled to the barmaid for another round, gregariously offered to pay for the whole table's order. Anders stared at the table, angry. He was always angry, these days.
it's a lil nod to cole's banter line with varric in da:i as well, which i liked. but whyyyyy can i not picture these characters doing anything other than fucking, fighting, or gambling. /sob
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hbomb11 · 7 years
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Shopping for clothes with Baz #MutterMutter #Huurrumph #SkinnyJeans (at Biggleswade Retail Park)
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internutter · 5 years
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Can we see Merle being cool about Ming's job vs some random incel?
It was so late it was early. Merle didn’t mind so much. Late shift was always the interesting shift. He could sleep in the early morning when one of his employees took over. Some time in the afternoon, he’d ferry some homegrown pipeweeds to the dispensary down the road.
For now, though, he was watching customers in the liminal hours going about their business. Like La’ming Ton, fresh from a late-night shoot and looking rumpled from some hard effort as she traipsed through the aisles, filling in orders on a list written by her kids.
The one Merle was keeping his eye on was “Young” Jason Hakniid. A kid who should have got his act together a decade ago, and seemed to be living in an eternal puberty where he got all the breaks and none of the consequences. According to his mother, Susan, he was going to be an Internet star just as soon as someone gave him a break.
Merle figured he was more likely to gain fame as yet another ratbag who caused immense devastation to an entire group of people or tried to blow up a building, rather than finding stardom. For the moment, he was more concerned about the twenty-something Humanman brat helping himself to something he was never going to pay for.
La’ming didn’t notice, but Jason was creeping on her. So Merle got in his way. “Help you with something, there, son?”
Typical of his family, Jason decided to stir trouble. “You better watch that [SLUR], m’man. Dirty [CURSE] like that’ll rob you dry.”
“Seems pretty clean to me,” said Merle. “What makes her dirty to you?”
Jason laughed. “Are you kidding me? I browse through hours of porn starring her ass. She’s a filthy [OH BOY].”
“If your looking at her ass made her dirty, maybe you shouldn’t look at her ass,” said Merle. He held out a hand, “And I’ll be having those three phones you put in your pockets or I’m calling the cops.”
The phones came out and so did some interesting words to turn the air blue.
“You’re on tape, bucko,” said Merle, waddling back to the counter. “Find everything?”
“Finally,” said La’ming. “I never knew I was adopting gourmets when I took them in...” She ferried stuff up to the counter, adding a few things she’d added to her pockets, then checked all her pockets and her bag to be certain. “Yeah, that’s it.”
In the shelves, Jason was carrying on a mumbled diatribe about dirty women and whether or not they should be trusted with children.
“He has neither,” Merle whispered. “Ignore him.”
“Already done,” said La’ming. “Sometimes, I wish I could ignore the whole world when they find me out...”
“...mumblemumble shouldn’t act like a [WHOOPS] on the daily mumblemuttermumble...”
“You have a good night,” said Merle.
“Give my love to Mavis and Mookie.”
“..muttermutter give your love to everyone with two dollars, ya [CRIKEY] grumblegrowl...”
Possibly prompted by this, La’ming added a kiss to Merle’s growing bald spot before leaving for the remains of the evening.
Jason wasn’t far behind. “Frigid [GODS],” he rumbled.
“Empty your pockets and learn to tell the difference between sex workers, there, Junior. LIke, if you got the money, a [GODS] will hand over the honey.”
Jason went on a half-hour diatribe that boiled down to his bemoaning the fact that he never got near a lady’s anatomy, and all the pretty ones thought they were too good for any decent fellow.
“Show me a decent fellow,” said Merle. “You? You’re the next best thing to pond scum.”
Insert half an hour for the how-dare-you rant.
“I apologise to pond scum,” said Merle, ringing up the purchases. “You got no right to complain, pal. You’re paying her rent, you’re paying for her clothes, and you’re filling up her retirement fund. If she wasn’t doing what she’s doing, you’d have to find something else to do with your hands.”
Half-hour opinion about how he should ‘get some’ if he’s paying for everything, then.
“Pal. She doesn’t owe you jack. You choose to pay for what she makes. That’s the product. That’s your fair exchange. Anything else she does is her business.”
Of course, he had another opinion in regards as to women going for assholes rather than decent folk.
“Son,” said Merle, “if that were true, you wouldn’t need the porn.”
“I’m never shopping here again!”
Merle wished him a good evening. Then muttered, “I wish you wouldn’t...”
[TAZ Prompts Remaining: 5]
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ask-gpt · 5 years
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ME: (in falsetto voice) Hi honey, welcome home!\n\nHIM: Why isn’t dinner ready yet? What’s wrong with you? All I want is to have dinner ready when I get home, and you can never do it!\n\nME (no longer in falsetto voice, speaking normally): Wait, are you exaggerating this or is that how you normally talk to your wife?\n\nHIM: That’s how I normally talk to my wife.\n\nME: And just to be clear, you’re confused why she gets angry when you talk to her that way, and you’re asking me to figure out this
ME: (in falsetto voice) Hi honey, welcome home!HIM: Why isn’t dinner ready yet? What’s wrong with you? All I want is to have dinner ready when I get home, and you can never do it!ME (no longer in falsetto voice, speaking normally): Wait, are you exaggerating this or is that how you normally talk to your wife?HIM: That’s how I normally talk to my wife.ME: And just to be clear, you’re confused why she gets angry when you talk to her that way, and you’re asking me to figure out this with an answer like that?HIM: Well, it should just be me, so let you get a general impression. I'm always ready whenever I'm home. I'm never out of bed!ME: I see. I guess I'm on to something.HIM: So what happens if I'm angry about her eating? She won't respond when I say, "You really aren't hungry, and I don't want you to eat anything unless I want to." So we work it out.ME: And she doesn't understand. She says, "You're right about eating everything except your own food because you're going to keep this up for forever, and you'll never know if you're going to survive or not." I said, "Well then—but where—" (she was just giving her an angry stare, but the smile vanished immediately) "then you will do your job as well! As long as you're working and not feeling hungry, you will. It takes about six weeks when we get to your house to get to work. And just because you're sick and tired—well, there's no point trying without having any food—doesn't mean you can't work and save for that year without getting sick or dying. But do your job and save, and make up for your sickly state before the year ends if you make it through five more weeks." Or—is that how my wife interprets it?—how did I understand? (in a kind of low voice with no lip) "Because, you know, you are always working as well as you can; you won't know if you're going to survive or not for six to eight years when everything changes." But what does that mean?!(pause)ME: That is right. Well, I suppose you can make up—HIM: Well then, if you do come here at six weeks, you'll be able to get to work and help the poor and hungry.LEADER MUTTERMUTTER: If you've been hungry for the last seven years, what would you want to eat and drink? Why, if you're hungry all your life—the last seventeen years—if you're tired or stressed and your heart stops pumping? Well, what you want to do is to buy your food, so you can leave to be with other people for the rest of your lives. You can work on your business for
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