#my headcanons bsd

[mistressoftheelderitchwhorehouse]

Saucy Ranpo Headcanon 1

Ranpo loves sweets, pretzels, pens... Essentially anything that can be put in his mouth. However, when he's gorged himself to bursting and he's bored out of his mind, it is pretty common for you to get woken out of a sleepy daze by a sharp slap to the thigh.

It's obviously an emergency, the most pressing thing on the planet. Yes, even more so when he swore he ordered a new lock for the door and didn't...

He wants to eat you out.

It's stimulating, fun, and honestly he needed something in his mouth five minutes ago. What's better than your pussy? Nothing, that's the correct answer. He wants to listen to you keen and whine, watch your thighs tremble, and feel you gush on his tongue again, and again, and again...

#ranpo x reader #ranpo x y/n #bungou stray dogs #bsd smut #my headcanons bsd #bsd headers

[noose-lion]

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

#bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd headcanon #bsd crack #bsd analysis #jester thinks

[inamagicalhallucination]

my favorite sskk trope is ppl like akutagawa’s acquaintances meeting atsushi and being flabbergasted that the sweetest, purest, softest, can do no wrong-est guy is with mr grumpy pants and no one believing akutagawa when he says that atsushi is actually feral

so essentially ppl having a very soft baby boy uwu perspective of atsushi just becuz he’s sweet and smiles a lot and so on 

but akutagawa obviously knows atsushi since theyre dating so he’s like ‘guys. guys no. guys yesterday i told him he should eat something other than chazuke and he tried to bite me. guys. guys please believe me.’

#first meetings are always funny no matter who is meeting #sskk #shin soukoku au #shin soukoku #shin soukoku headcanon #this trope only exists in my head btw #i havent actually seen it in fics #Akutagawa #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #akutagawa x atsushi #atsushi nakajima #akuatsu #bungou stray dogs atsushi #atsushi nakajima bsd #nakajima atsushi #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd atsushi

[damianito]

Red & Blue

#♡ #artists on tumblr #fanart #文スト #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #BSD #chuuya nakahara #Dazai Osamu #Soukoku #Skk #This is my little headcanon of them just having something that remind them of each others eyes #also damn i forgot how to draw profiles i need to practice

[tamanegi-san]

mans started the Black Death for sure

#bsd #bsd fanart #bsd fyodor #bungo gay dogs #bsd headcanons #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor fanart #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd shitpost #rat king #RRATATATATA #He was there guys I swear #bsd 113 #bsd chapter 113 #my art #my post #oh #doodles

[originalartblog]

Do you understand how much Dazai dancing means to me

#it's a skill!! learned!! practised!! it doesn't have any meaningful use!! he's moving!! having fun!! enjoying himself!!! #dazai knowing how to dance is a dear concept/headcanon to me and the last episode fed me GOOD it altered my brain chemistry #i haven't been the same since #the first one is my favourite btw #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's art #in theory i referenced some waltz painting and illustrations but i don't know what i'm doing so if his form isn't good don't look at me #he's having fun #drawing dancing is so hard y'all

[whathorselegs]

I think the main part of my Chuuya overworks himself and is a chronic people pleaser headcanon comes from the fact actual Nakahara Chuuya's poem 'The Village Clock' is imprinted on my brain.

'The big village clock was working day and night. The clockface's paint had already lost it's shine. When I drew near, there were lots of tiny cracks.'

Not the full poem, but the lines that really stick for me. This is just Chuuya to me. Keeping going, keeping working, not smiling as much as he used to. Keeping up appearances. Keeping even his friends at a distance so they don't see he's not as happy as he used to be.

I agree in the latest chapters Chuuya looks tired as hell, but his eyes have always read as tired to me. He's always looked like he needed a nap (It took a moment to find a mostly neutral expression in his introduction because, well, the Dazai effect). The straight across upper eyelids and the rounded lower eyelids just scream "I'm too tired for this" to me

It's quotes from the Mayoi 'Joyous night' cards.

Kouyou: "Chuuya are you saying you can't have what I'm drinking? There's no need to worry so long as you drink in moderation. Surely you can afford a glass at a banquet." Chuuya: "What are you drinking Ane-san? Wine, is it? Interesting... No, I couldn't. I'm you're escort. If something were to happen while I was drunk, well... *sigh* Alright, maybe just a glass. This is a banquet, after all."

Like, yes, I'm fairly certain these are in reference to Chuuya being a lightweight and not wanting to get drunk at a fancy party. But it's also Chuuya not allowing himself to have fun. Kouyou realistically doesn't need escort, Chuuya was likely asked along because she enjoys his company.

It's wine. He collects wine and he won't even allow himself to indulge in his own interests because he's too busy unnecessarily worrying about Kouyou and how people will perceive him at the banquet.

It's the fact despite there being several high ranking mafia members introduced by the time of the three way conflict, Mori always uses Chuuya for his plans. There's really no need for an executive to be the one to check up on the hired assassins, or deliver information to the ADA.

Chuuya even remarks upon it himself, saying he didn't think himself fit for the role of envoy. But he does it because the boss ordered him to. He won't say no.

I don't think Chuuya is the same type of overworker Kunikida is. Kunikida has to have everything done right, he needs it done on time. He has a set of meticulous rules and practices to ensure it gets done correctly.

I doubt Chuuya is the type to be worried over his reports being perfect or "in on time" because he's part of the mafia. This isn't a day job. Sure, there probably deadlines where stuff is time sensitive, but again, Chuuya is an executive. He can delegate such work to subordinates if needs be. I definitely don't think he's above coasting his work and putting in minimum effort as long as the job gets done.

I think Chuuya is an over worker in the sense, that even if he's exhausted, even if he wants to go home and collapse, if Mori handed him another job, he'd do it. He has a hard time saying no to people and it carries over into his work.

And he has difficulty shutting off work mode once he's home. "Might as well sort those emails while I have some spare time" Turns into Chuuya unable to sleep hours later because he lost track of time, drank too much caffeine and has a migraine from staring at a screen for so long.

As for being a chronic people pleaser? Well, we mostly see that in Wan or the anthologies. As I've already stated, Chuuya has a hard time saying no to people close to him. It's important that it's not everyone. If he doesn't know them, he can and will tell them to beat it, if he wants to.

But show him a little of bit kindness? An ounce of respect? Be nice to him for a moment and the people pleasing button gets pressed. He goes about it in a round about way, he can't have you know that's what he's doing so Chuuya makes up excuses as to why he's doing it, but he does it all the same.

We see it when he buys Kenji dinner, or makes everyone shaved ice and plenty of other examples. He has to go above and beyond. He wants you to be impressed because he wants the praise, but he can't have you know that's what he wants.

The only person he doesn't do this with is Dazai. And that's probably to do with how they met at 15 (also because Dazai annoys the hell out of him). They met when Chuuya's people pleasing was at its worst, when he was King of Sheep and had next to no will of his own because Chuuya was too afraid of losing the Sheep to not do as they say. Dazai breaks him out of that.

For all they make the bet that Chuuya's his dog, aside from the odd joke, Dazai is never seen making good on that. He never orders Chuuya around like a dog, they are partners and he treats him as such. When Dazai witnesses Chuuya being treated this way by the sheep, he looks annoyed, he doesn't like seeing it. Chuuya being his dog was always just a silly joke.

Dazai being so annoying that Chuuya couldn't stand to do what he said helped Chuuya break out of some of his people pleasing habits and learn saying no was okay. After Dazai defected, I think those habits came back as Chuuya had to fill the role of Mori's right hand in his absence.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd #my writing #bsd headcanons #Chuuya needs a holiday #Let him have some peace please #Chuuya Sigma and Dazai are all going on a road trip after the prison break #and nothing bad will happen #just fun vibes and locking Dazai in the trunk when he's being annoying

[akazelle]

I believe in Sigma with curly hair supremacy

#my little headcanon #I think Sigma has naturally curly hair and no one can prove me wrong #bungou stray dogs #bsd sigma #digital art #bsd #bsd manga #bsd anime

[mishiami]

they're taking buzzfeed quizzes

#chuuya's been informed that he is smashed potatoes. he is disapleased. #also the return of my flexible dazai headcanon #my art #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #bsd

[antikr1sta]

quick doodle of dazai braiding chuuyas hair :3

(chu is so pretty!!!)

#skk #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd headcanons #bsd fanart #bsd #bungou gay dogs #dazai x chuuya #soukoku #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bsd chuuya #dazai #theyre so silly #my art :)

[mistressoftheelderitchwhorehouse]

Random Condom Headcanons: Ranpo Edition

A/N: For AFAB Readers, but no use of actual gender terms.

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Is the type to use them no matter what. Doesn't care if you have birth control or are infertile, he knows he's no where near responsible enough for father hood at this point and time.

When digging through his pockets can and has confused the condom packets for candy wrappers. Sometimes they get tossed to the floor or left places that most professional places would fire him over.

More than once they have wordlessly been plucked up by a confused Samaritan, and they're put on your desk so they can be "filed away" correctly.... Usually.

"I think you’re missing this, Belladonna." Dazai held a bright blue packet between two fingers, his smirk playful and eyes lecherous. "I'm always happy to help you put it to good use."

"Shut up, Dazai."

Ranpo is the type to have you slide it on him, his cock twitching at your gentle touch. Will watch you the entire time with a smirk on his lips. Will praise you when it's on, his tone condenscending the entire time.

"Good job, pretty. I'm so proud of you! I knew you could do it. Now on your knees."

Surpringly quick to clean up and dispose of them, and insists on doing it himself. Claims he doesn't like getting his own cum all over his own body. Can't have any mess if you're the one in control, right?

"Ranpo, you get it all over my face and tits all the time?"

"That's you though." He tosses the used condom in the trash, before twisting back around and gathering you to his chest. The moon shown out the window, letting in a soft light that almost made Ranpo look gentle. "Only the best for my favorite."

#bungou stray dogs #ranpo x y/n #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #osamu dazai #dazai x reader #romance #bsd x reader #my headcanons bsd #ranpo headcanons #ranpo bungou stray dogs

[inamagicalhallucination]

sometimes i like to imagine hirotsu is just the go to guy for crush ranting

like my man will be trying to relax, have a drink, and chuuya will burst in like "can you fucking believe the NERVE of that bastard DAZAI????"

and then after a few hours of that, he'll be like finally, but then higuchi will come in like "akutagawa senpai is so handsome but gin is kind of cool too, i don't know what to-"

and then after a few hours of that, akutagawa will burst in like "THAT DAMNED WERETIGER SMILED AT ME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I KILL HIM???"

and after a few hours of that

chuuya bursts in again like "WHY IS THAT BASTARD DAZAI'S NEW PARTNER SO TALL AND WHO EVEN GROWS OUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT WHY DID DAZAI GET A HANDSOME PARTNER WHY NOT ME"

and after a bit of that akutagawa bursts in again "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THREATENED THE WERETIGER BUT HE JUST GIGGLED AND NOW I HAVE A DATE"

and then after a few hours of that he tries to relax and tachihara bursts in like "I LIKE GIN DOES THAT MEAN IM GAY"

and after a few hours of that-

#pushing my kunichuuzai agenda #kunichuuzai #sskk #shin soukoku #soukoku #kunichuu #higugin #tachigin #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd atsushi #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #bsd hirotsu #hirotsu ryuurou #chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuya headcanons #atsushi x akutagawa #ryuunosuke akutagawa #pm #port mafia #bsd port mafia

[kunikidas-lost-glasses]

Okay but Gojo raised two children at 17/18 alone with like zero experience on how to be a good parent while he was training to become the strongest and shortly after loosing his best friend who had also been the one he had been in love with in one of the most horrendous and cruel ways possible all while keeping up an incredibly cheerful and carefree personality.

You can't tell me that this man wasn't emotionally, mentally and probably also physically exhausted during that time.

#Doing all of that is honestly so impressive #And doing so while being at a bad place in life/struggling with mental health makes it even more difficult to manage #I like to think that Nanami and Shoko kept checking on him frequently despite him saying that he was fine and didn't needed any help #He was just 17/18 at that time. He was so young. #Hc: When he had a moment for himself in the evening when the kids were already in bed he would just sit in bed and stare holes into the air #he would do so for nearly one hour unless one of the kids would call for him which happened rarely #shoving only tiny parts of headcanons which aren't bsd related into the posts which aren't bsd related so that I can still publish them #Listening to sad songs while my mental health is getting worse again really sets the mood for this one #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #gojo saturo #saturo gojo #megumi fushiguro #tsumiki fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #geto suguru #suguru geto #satoru x suguru #satosugu #jjk gojo #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #not bsd related

[sskk-manifesto]

Oh???

#Really fuels my headcanon that Yosano and Dazai have very similar mannerism and for them both– #it's due to having been under Mori's strong influence #osamu dazai #atsushi nakajima #akiko yosano #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s1 #bsdrewatch2023

[junosmindpalace]

teenage chuuya and dazai who accidentally developed quite a couple of inside jokes over the course of their partnership, and one day just have the most horrid case of giggles while on a mission.

the setting is all intense and they’re doing what double black usually does—dazai being the brains and chuuya mainly being the one kicking ass. but then something happens that triggers one of chuuya and dazai’s inside jokes in dazai’s mind and he slowly starts to lose it.

he whispers it to chuuya as they’re setting up their trap, who at first hisses at him to shut up and focus up, but then the joke processes in his mind and he involuntarily starts to smile and tremble.

dazai brings up the joke again in combat as he knocks out one of the men he’s fighting, close to hysterics over it even though it’s probably one of the most unfunny and nonsensical jokes they have. he’s hunched over and his body is shaking, and another enemy uses his moment of vulnerability to go and strike him from behind. chuuya quickly takes the enemy out. he screams at dazai to focus up yet again.

but the louder dazai’s laughter gets, the harder it is for chuuya to suppress his own. his face slowly starts to turn red, not from the physical activity, but from how fucking stupid the joke is and how that’s exactly why chuuya is on the verge of going ballistic over it like dazai.

they’re both out of breath by the time they finish fighting, a couple of new scars littered on their skin, bruises already forming on their knees from the particularly gruelling mission, and dazai brings up the joke one final time in a hushed voice, covered in grime and blood and ick, chest heaving. and chuuya, who looks identical, practically shouts in laughter, sending them into a full blown fit that has them clutching their chests and stomachs. they stumble forward and backward and inhale sharply only to immediately burst out laughing again when they look at each others faces, which read the inside joke they’re both thinking. they don’t account the moment in their mission report, but hirotsu certainly does in his.

#They’re so goofy and dumb and GOOOOODDKDNSNSS #They’re dumb teenagers and they do dumb teen stuff i know it #and they just look like kids. Cause that’s what they are #Teen skk you are my VERYRHING i’m holding you so close to my chest #skk #double black #soukoku #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #bsd headcanons

[whathorselegs]

Dazai "Doesn't know how to ask for physical affection so he'll come up with dumb plans to annoy Chuuya as an excuse to touch him" Osamu

VS

Nakahara "Doesn't know how to ask for physical affection so he'll just suffer in silence until he's so frustrated with himself he feels like he's going to explode" Chuuya

FIGHT

#bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd skk #soukoku #bsd headcanons #my writing