#my humour = 💀

[crowlipso]

Cheers, Mum.

#Seb be like 'what have i got myself into' #my humour = 💀 #i mean shes not wrong #shitpost #hogwarts legacy #hphl mc #hphl oc #hphl #agatha crowley #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #hogwarts oc #slytherin #my art

[parisoonic]

i'm just making myself laugh at this point im so sorry

#get yourself a man whose sense of humour never developed past the schoolyard #tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #once I was in john lewis looking at furniture and exclaimed 'wow look at that massive pouffe!' and my bf immediately responded #'i know i'm looking at him' 💀 #I had to draw the burly beast eventually

[francy-sketches]

Nothing lamer than a fictional character going to therapy and working through their issues in a healthy way. Bitch go kill someone

#.txt #I remember people used to get really mad when books didn't end with all the characters going to therapy lol #maybe they still do idk #and it was always with kids media 💀 'why didn't percy jackson end with everyone horribly traumatized and in need of extensive therapy' #not saying a kids book can't talk about trauma but. you're against it having an happy ending??? girl. #thank god asoiaf is in the fantasy middle ages so nobody can complain about that #medieval therapy is just like. ah you must rid yourself of these foul humours! not to worry my friend! a good leeching will surely help :) #with some asoiaf characters I would want them to get help if they were in the modern world but. depends on how funny their mental issues ar #I would never in a milion years want to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with joffrey. he's perfect just the way he is 🥰

[eirianerisdar]

Lewis laughing because Bono thought he wasn't using the tyres but actually the car was so washed and the tyres so gone that Lewis had been pushing for five laps without the pit wall knowing 💀

#💀💀💀 #dark humour saves us all #f1 #lewis hamilton #peter bonnington #mercedes #my post #brazil gp 2023

[sosoribro]

im getting so good at papas bakeria. they call me the master baker.

#flipline studios #papas bakeria #papa louie #shitpost #my humour is so stupid 💀💀💀

[tomlinsins]

#don't mind me #my humour is broken #💀💀💀 #just husband things #axp #📷

[onthevirgooftears]

not to be insane or anything but it really pisses me off when people say whit killed arei 💀 it is objectively never that serious but everytime i see someone come up with a theory or whatever it just shows such a fundamental misunderstanding of his character and not that I'm a veteran or anything but i just wanted to right some wrongs.

whit is not a killer. he exists in a sphere of kindness and prosperity and nothing else. people only think he's suspicious because we've been dispositioned to think every 'nice' character in danganronpa is secretly evil. whit does not have a facade, he's truly and 100% a good person.

looking back at some of his character defining moments it's so striking that he was one of the only people to give his kindness to the two people who were at the time not very nice people themselves. its striking that he doesn't reveal charles' secret in the first trial until he feels as though charles is comfortable enough for everyone to know and how he does the same thing with david in the second trial because it simply isn't his secret to tell.

he extends kindness to those who probably don't deserve it and actively is willing to put aside his own personal grievances in order to comfort someone when they’re in need. like, it's insane to me that you can look at all of that say "yep 💀 that guys definitely the killer!" HES A GOOD PERSON like literally what more do i have to say.

#i reblogged my first fanganronpa post and i felt so liberated and thats how this was born #bringing this back when it turns out he did in fact kill arei 💀 #whit analysis who cheered #idk he's suvh a good character because hes fundamentally #despite the flaws a great person who puts others before himself time and time aga #ain #he puts himself in shitty positions constantly during the trials and he masks his uptake about wanting to throw others under the bus #as humour and sillies when its actually reallh deep and means so much to his character and him as a person #HE DOESNT WANT TO BE THE PERSON who uses someone else insecurity or secret against them to gain brownie points #even if not saying something would cosg him his life #like he cares so much about saving face and being a good person and giving people the benefit of a doubt #id argue that hes more likely to be a victim than a killer 💀 hes so trusting and it will probably bite him in the ass #anyways if you couldnt tell i love him so much #there's not enough whit young analysis actually #whit young #drdt #danganronpa despair time #drdt spoilers

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

from the ask game!! what fascinates you about humanity?

My dear Fox, this is an excitingly impossibly huge question to answer but I will say. soap bubbles. like......... hhhhhhh I'm torn as to whether I should explore this from the beginning or the end but like

children love playing with water & bubbles (adults do too but I digress), & I was thinking the other day abt those little bubble-blowing tubes u can buy at any dollar store — hours of fun from something as simple as soap & water!! & how probably for centuries, mums & aunties & grandmas have been amusing children with suds & blowing soap bubbles for them in the course of laundry work.

it's such a unique form of play in that probably for a long time it was always a by-product of a household task, not a specific game like chase/hide & seek or a specific toy like a doll/ball. but it is a specific toy now!! staple of parties & summers!!

so like...who first thought to make it a Thing? who thought to pull it out of being an aside & into the focus of a toy shop shelf? who saw their child so amused by blowing bubbles while washing their hands, something I myself used to do even as a teenager, & thought to make this a portable experience?

that part of humanity — our endless capacity for play & fun, & our persistent potential to prioritise it, whether realised or not — is what fascinates me

idk bubbles are just such a pretty transient simple harmless thing but they bring so much joy ;-; like seeing bubbles in places where u least expect them is

actually post cancelled. what fascinates me abt humanity is this thing I just drove past on the side of the highway

#the way I thought they were shrines to car accident victims at first glance #but no. just a gnome village apparently 💀 #anyway. this got away from me #THANK U FOX 🤍🤍🤍 #ur always a joy in my inbox :) #I thought for so long abt this answer & the moment I was finally settled on it‚ I saw That #utterly stunned #the ability of humour to sneak in everywhere is also something abt humanity that fascinates me ig #don't invite me to yr funeral. I will laugh 😔 #frigidboy #asks #thanks again my friend!

[misspoetree]

Please, the way Tankhun just sings so aggressively and deliberately at Arm sends me every time

No wonder Arm was ready to sacrifice him to Pete's ghost, zero hesitation whatsoever 😂💀

#kprewatch2023 #kinnporsche ep. 13 #kinnporsche the series #my uncle did this to me on Christmas once #until I cried #because sadly being tortured by silly stuff is exactly my kind of humour 🤣💀 #kinnporsche arm #tankhun theerapanyakul #in the queue you go

[someone-unoriginal]

some Choir Quotes bc I can

all courtesy of my very serious™ choir director & Co

"don't breathe. Never breathe"

"keep counting until, one day, you are happy"

"they're like ✨pew pew pew pew pew🔫✨"

"no, not short-short, long-long"

"prepare to ✨die✨🤗"

"you don't go up on up, you go down on up"

"you will die weird deaths"

"listen to it again, because it's a ✨moment✨"

"if you do that, i sacrifice you"

"the penguins are back"

"that's ✨enough✨"

"it's as if i'm in the McDonald's drive-through and i'm ready for that cheeseburger"

"the fact that you are vibing to that is a worry"

"It's so. darn. cute 😌"

"that moment must be like you're spreading the thickest peanut butter you've ever spread"

"it's stuff like that that will make crocs fly at your face"

#Choir quotes #no i will not give context #Choir kid #choir memes #music humour #choir #classical musician memes #Choir director #Funny quotes #Musician quotes #There's more where that came from #I have an entire notes folder in my phone that's just choir quotes #I also have orchestra and music student quotes 💀 #Anyways

[autisticlancemcclain]

Keith knew it was coming. It would be foolish to pretend otherwise. Lance doesn’t mind his own business regularly, but this involves him directly — of course he’d interrogate Keith about it. Keith can’t blame him.

“You know what this is about,” Lance says softly, walking over to sit next to Keith on the bed. It speaks volumes to how miserable Keith must look for Lance to approach this so calmly. Lance is great in a crisis, sure, but he isn’t usually gentle about it. He’s usually very firm when he’s explaining exactly how you fucked up. (And then endlessly kind in the hours he spends helping you fix it. But that’s neither here nor there.)

Keith sighs, forcing himself to look over at Lance even though all he wants to do was crawl under his bed and die in a puddle of mortification.

“Yeah, I know.”

“Talk to me, hotshot,” Lance prods, patting Keith gently on the hip. “One second you’re growling at everyone who smiles at me, big bad Galra fangs out and everything, and now you’re running away from me. We can’t have that, Red. We’re a team, now.”

Keith swallows roughly. He wishes more than anything, right then, that Shiro was back, and he didn’t have the burden of team leader on his shoulders as well as… this.

“I talked to Kolivan, like you said,” Keith whispers. “Uh, turns out we were both wrong. Apparently I’m going through Galra puberty, and presenting as a —“ he makes a face — “as an alpha.”

Lance blinks. “An alpha? Like a… wolf?”

“Kind of?” Keith huffs miserably. “It’s sign of sexual maturity, I guess. A secondary gender. Some present as alphas, some as betas, and some as omegas.”

“Okay…” Lance says slowly, “so you’ve presented. How does being an alpha equate to you acting all bonkers?”

Keith winces. Lord above, he wants to do anything but have this horrible conversation. “The whole point of the secondary genders is to mate, basically. Um.”

Lance starts to grin, very clearly taking a good amount of pleasure in Keith’s misery, because he is the king of schadenfreude.

“Oh, I see.”

“Shut up and let me finish my explanation,” Keith says hotly, but Lance only laughs.

“As I was saying. Because the whole purpose is to mate, we gets these — things. Mating periods, called ruts or heats.”

Lance giggles. Keith smacks him.

“Stop it. It’s not funny.”

“S — sorry,” Lance says, clearly not very sorry.

Keith rolls his eyes. “Whatever. The gist of the matter is that since I have presented as an alpha, I am in my first rut, and my dumbass monkey brain has decided that you’re a picturesque omega. It feels like my brain has latched onto any and all feelings I have for you, turned the horny meter up to eleven, and went ham, so I’ve admittedly been a little jealous.”

“Oh, Keith,” Lance says, and promptly loses his shit.

So much for being Keith’s right hand. So much for having his back.

God, why is Keith so gone on this asshole again?

“This is betrayal. I’m feeling very betrayed right now.”

Lance wheezes.

“I bare my most embarrassing conundrum to you, expecting sympathy —”

He wheezes harder.

“You — you dumbass —”

“And instead,” Keith says loudly, “I get mocked about something I cannot control. You are the worst.”

“Aw, baby,” Lance coos, finally getting himself under control. And, like. Lance calls Keith ‘baby’ all the time. It shouldn’t be a big deal.

But apparently, now that he’s a stupid alpha, it is.

Keith melts, slumping completely forward into Lance, and starts basically purring.

Lance snorts. “This part of that alpha shit too?”

“I don’t know,” Keith wails, reaching blindly to grab one of Lance’s hands and place it on his head. Thankfully Lance gets the hint and starts gently playing with his hair. “I just know that I’m horny all the fucking time, I get blindingly jealous every time some jackass looks at you wrong, and I want to simultaneously whisk you away somewhere where no one can ever hurt you and bend you over the nearest fucking table. Fuck.”

“Well, that last part isn’t new,” Lance says, and Keith can hear the stupid grin in his voice. “But I assume the rest of it is your brain deciding that I am your omega, and as such, the mate you must protect if your potential children are to survive?”

“I guess so,” Keith mumbles. “Sorry.”

“‘S’okay,” Lance assures, leaning down to press a kiss to Keith’s cheek with an exaggerated ‘mwah’ noise. “It’s the sashay, I think. I knew it would come back to bite me in the ass. Mamá always told me it would attract unwanted attention.”

Keith snorts. “Once again, Mamá McClain knows everything.”

“Mhm.”

Lance is quiet for a while, running calloused hands through Keith’s hair. He’s quiet for long enough that Keith is half asleep when Lance suddenly gasps, accidentally yanking on his hair in his excitement.

“Ow, babe, Jesus shit —”

“I have a plan!” Lance announces excitedly, ignoring Keith’s complaints.

Despite himself, Keith grins.

“You always do.”

“Yep! I know how to solve your whole big bad alpha schtick. C’mon. Up you get.”

Keith would love to say it’s because of his newfound weirdo hormones that he gets up and follows Lance immediately, without question, or pause. But unfortunately he knows that he was whipped as hell before presenting as an alpha, and will remain whipped as hell long after.

“Where are we going?”

Lance turns back to face him from where he’s dragging them out of Keith’s room and down the castle’s hallway, brown eyes

twinkling with mischief.

“To the training room.”

Keith narrows his eyes. “How is that going to help? Is it — are we going to do the sparring foreplay thing again? I thought Hunk said that was forbidden after he caught us making out.”

“We’re not going to do that,” Lance says, rolling his eyes like Keith is somehow the dumbass here, “duh. Even though it was kind of fun. But you’re getting all grisly and jealous because you’re ultra-protective right now, right?”

“Yeah, I think.”

“Well, then how about I lay you out on your ass fifteen or so times in the ring, and then your hindbrain knows I’ll be perfectly fine protecting myself?”

It’s not a bad plan. Lance has always been the logical one to Keith’s rampant emotion, and this plan is no exception — if Lance were to prove that he has no problem kicking ass, then Keith doesn’t have to worry anymore! It makes perfect sense!

But Keith knows that’s not all it is. For all the alpha-protective garbage his brain is doing is annoying and probably demeaning, Keith knows it comes from a protectiveness over Lance. A desperation to keep him safe. A huge fear of anything happening to him — a valid fear, with them on the front lines. There’s nothing that’s going to dim Keith’s intense need Lance to be okay, all the time; it’s just something he’ll need to fight until his rut is over.

But… Keith will never admit it, but he kind of likes it when Lance pushes him around. Futile or not, he’s not going to object to his boyfriend, sweaty and smug, kicking his ass for a couple hours.

“Sure, Lance. Let’s try it.”

Lance’s dorky cheer makes it all worth it.

#these tags are going to rip my mortal soul out of my body i am going to cringe myself to death 💀 #vld #voltron #keith #keith kogane #lance #lance mcclain #klance #established klance #alpha keith #omega lance #abo au #GOD 💀💀💀 #galra keith #brown-eyed lance #brown eyed lance #fluff and humour #my writing #fic #longpost

[eclaire-went-bam]

i've seen a few posts now talking about how alastor wouldn't have lived to see the prohibition end, or died right after it, & how that could've been the irk of the century, but ngl i don't think he'd have minded so much

i think the thrill & the community created around illegal drinking at the time (speakeasies, bootlegging & the like) would've been something he enjoyed in particular & though i believe he likes drinking either way, i think that environment was a good part of it

#am i overthinking it? #maybe #he just seems the type #i don't think he'd be too upset or disappointed #in fact minus the whole;; him being angry he got killed like your average prey part #i think he'd find some humour in it #but i do think the end of the prohibition would've just made the culture around it a lot less interesting/wild/thrilling/illegal/however #you'd like to describe it #especially the lawlessness. although he has his own moral code he obviously doesn't stick to law or authority too well & has also put an #emphasis on fun and entertainment #alastor #hazbin hotel #this post is /lh i apologise if my typing made it seem serious i'm just yapping long 💀💀💀

[blue-thief]

just had a bunch of really unfortunate realizations about my childhood but now i can say i'm a hayakawa denji kinnie 🤩‼️

#tw vent #i'm just using a fav piece of fiction + humour to cope rn don't mind me #lmaooo so many of my reading and writing preferences make so much sense now 💀💀

[ox1-lovesick]

I would make smaus of I were funny I swear

#✶ ─ radio static #my humour is not smau humour #every time I read an smau I'm reminded that I should stick to writing silly little romance fics because I could never 😭 #headcannons and short drabbles are for me #I'll try and see if I come up with something because they seem so fun to make 😭 #maybe some bf texts #i came to this realisation very late because heart and lost in translation 💀 they are staring at me...

[amxrany]

OMG GUYS IT'S ACE TRAPPOLA FROM TWISTED WONDERLAND DANCING TO ALCOHOL FREE BY TWICE 😱😱😱

og video

#rany talks about twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst eng #twst jp #twst shitpost #twst meme #ace trappola #my humour is way too broken i've been laughing at this video thinking it was ace 💀

[thewafflewhat]

i would like to propose a new leah headcanon (using the knowledge that she likes both writing/poetry and music/musicians*coughfatincough*) and say that she definitely had a spoken word poetry phase

specifically for shane koyczan and his work with the short story long, hannah epperson, and dan mangan

#she totally heard 'to this day' for the first time at the age of 10 and cried for like an hour but had no real clue why #don't mind me just having thoughts about my fictional blorbos again 🥲 #the wilds #leah rilke #shane koyczan #for my tags #in which i have to insert one of my old niche hyperfixations into my most recent brainrot so i don't kms #(for legal reasons that last part was a joke #i'm still in my depression era about the cancellation and i'm using humour to cope lol) #as a sidenote this has put a really great au idea into my head #leah as a spoken word poet and fatin as the cello player who accompanies her #and the music makes the poetry more powerful #i hope someone who's actually talented with writing sees this and takes inspo #no one wants ME to write that idea... just trust me on that #( #leatin #so i can find this post again if i'm super bored and have really bad leatin brainrot again) #also! there i was rewatching old shane koyczan poems on youtube and who shows up on the reccommended videos? #none other than ben fucking folds lmao #my tags once again being longer than the actual post and no one is even a little bit surprised 💀 #well who even cares? i wrote this post for me :D