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strawberry-milkbunny · 5 months

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Naruto is my Roman Empire and I’ve been reading MadaTobi fanfics so these r my Founders Thoughts that nobody asked for:

- Tobirama had a crush on Madara and it PISSED HIM OFF like they def had hate sex at one point LMAO

- they literally worked together ur rlly gonna tell me they didn’t have SOME moments of civility btwn them?? (lowkey that’s wild tho having to see ur brother’s murderer everyday at work-I like Tobi but I’m just sayin)

I WANT A WORKPLACE SITCOM WITH THE FOUNDERS SJSKKSKS:

- Tobi doing experiments and scaring the villagers

- Tobi teaming up with Madara to make Hashi do work

- Hashi making flowers w/government documents

- Mito sipping tea while encouraging Tobi to revive the dead

- everyone in the Tower side eying the sexual tension btwn Madara and Tobi and them never denying they’ve fucked before

- Toka cackling in the background

- Hikaku spraying water at Madara like a cat every time he throws a temper tantrum

- Kagami popping in to make sure his clan head doesn’t kill his teacher PERFECT SITCOM MATERIAL

- totally personal preference: Naruto should’ve had more BLOOD AND GORE. I wanna see the grittiness and horror the shinobi world actually is and how revolutionary Naruto as a character is by choosing peace over violence. The only time we get that is Obito vs Kiri nin, Uchiha Massacre, Wave Arc, Orochimaru…before it turns into DBZ fights

I’ve said this before: Sasuke was in a seinen Naruto was in a shounen

- the warring states is literally the perfect place for exhibiting the horrors of war and humanity. Bloodline thieves, child hunting squads, GIVE. IT. TO. ME. Madara and Hashirama experiencing all of this and wanting PEACE FOR THEIR YOUNGER BROTHERS UGHHH ROBBERY‼️‼️

SORRY TW IMPLIED SA !!:

I HC that bloodline thieves is prob why Madara wears gloves….being a YOUNG (he’s been on the battlefield since he was 8??) powerful, prodigy and future clan head of a famous kekkai genkai it makes sense why he doesn’t like skin-contact/sexual repression and repulsion. And why we don’t see female Uchiha shinobi (excluding misogyny) simply bc there’s such a high risk of SA in this era

Moving on:

- Tobi and Izuna were jealous of how their brothers were being taken away. It goes past the senju/uchiha rivalry like they were just kids and were plain jealous.

- Madara and hashirama def share 1 brain cell LOLLL. Like they’re besties for a reason, Madara acts likes he smarter but nah he’s as much of an idiot as Hashi is. They’re both dreamers let these boys live and skip rocks together!!! 😭😭

- let’s be honest: Tobi built the village. Mans was doing ALL the logistics and infrastructure

- tobirama is soooo second son/eldest daughter coded it’s not even funny. The SPARE, serious and emotionless bc he needed to always clean up after his siblings, DUTIFUL, prob has a praise kink etc.

- Madara is an eldest daughter who also prob has a praise kink and touch starved

- NONE of the founders r well adjusted like they went from spending everyday of their lives at war to tryin bring peace and start essentially a ninja-revolution (PLS GO TO THERAPY)

- madara was just the most open about it: being isolated and feared by his own clan BC he was powerful, trying advocate for the village and peace, all while grieving for his last brother…yeah it makes sense y he went crazy or at least wanted to leave (fuck Kishimoto for that Kaguya bs and fuck Zetsu)

- I don’t actually believe he was trying destroy the village idkkk. I think he was trying to do an SNS aka using fighting as a way to communicate with Hashirama and well…yIkEs

- tobirama is 1000% unadjusted: mans literally created a Justu to revive the dead. You cannot tell me that doesn’t REEK of desperation and loneliness. He’s lit rally the OG mad scientist

- hashirama rlly thought sealing the Bijuu and giving them to each village was a good idea….sir WHO TF GIVES NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO SHINOBI???!! 😳😳

- I think hashirama and naruto lowkey can be summed up as: a powerful idealist. Which is a very dangerous combination. Take that how you will especially considering how shinobi thrive off of violence….it kinda makes sense how we ended up with canon Naruto

- Madara has a god complex and knows it. Hashirama has a god-complex and doesn’t know it. (God of Shinobi title def got to him and understandable)

- the founders failed and they know it. But I also kinda love it?? They’re so flawed and human as leaders and you can see how their mistakes drag into Canon Naruto. It also makes me so sad knowing that Konoha was built to prevent child soldiers and give protection only for it to actually be WORSE (Kakashi ITACHI SANNIN ik for a fact it must’ve hurt Hashi to know ur own granddaughter left the village)

Uchiha are: love is the death of duty while the Senju are: duty is the death of love and neither of them will forgive each other for picking one over the other‼️‼️‼️

- proving this ^^ w/Hashirama’s weird af characterization: aka him being a loveable idiot but at the same time CONGRATULATING Itachi for killing his own clan for Konoha…. I feel like that rlly showed me how much of a war veteran/shinobi Hashirama actually is and how he will always pick duty

- we were ROBBED of baby Kagami/hokage Kagami 😤😤😤 I’m sorry Kagami should’ve been made Hokage it just makes sense personality wise and politically wise. The only way I could see him not take it is bc he needed to be a clan leader/placate the Uchiha/help Hikaku.

- I wanna see him process the loss of his clan leader, teacher, and eventually friends to a point where Danzo takes his eyes

- everyone on Team Tobirama had a crush on Kagami at one point

- one of my fav HC: Tobi and Madara co-parenting Kagami. There’s no way Madara didn’t check up on Kagami being taught by THE senju which makes his defection hit harder for Kagami 😭😭

- BABY SANNIN ‼️‼️‼️ Tsunade was old enough to meet and remember Hashirama it makes sense that Oro and Jiraiya meet the founders

- omg could u imagine being Edo Tensei Hashirama?? Ur granddaughter’s weird friend revives u using the Jutsu ur brother invented that you specifically FORBID 😭😭

- Hashi and Tobi staring at Orochimaru like “you look familiar???” IT HAS SO MUCH COMEDIC POTENTIAL

- Mito revolutionized female shinobi like she’s def the reason ppl realized that girls can fight (Senju Toka was an exception) STAN MITO 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

- Mito pulled a Tsunade and mentally yeeted out of Konoha after Hashi and Tobi died. Bc the way we NEVER hear about her and Hiruzen interacting except for Kushina, even tho she’s literally RELATED to the other 2 hokages….ROBBED 😵‍💫

- I HC: she was dealing w/grief (the fall of Uzushio made it worse) and she was lowkey pushed out of the council by Danzo FUCK DANZO

- I love the idea of Mito wooing for Hashirama’s hand/politically smart Mito!! It was a political marriage that grew into love. There’s no way she DIDNT suspect an attack on Uzushio lik it’s literally an island w/Kiri as it’s neighbours….Konoha gets recognition and stability while Uzushio importantly gets mainland allies

- Mito tops btw she’s def pegged Hashi before 🫢

- if Madara or Hashi had sisters/born women they would’ve def had a marriage to solidify their alliance. This makes Japanese homophobia not make sense esp in the shinobi world bc their clans trusted each other w/o backup like marriage?? Idk I’m just kinda confused y it was never even brought up for an alliance…

*cue MadaTobi arranged marriage au 100k, enemies to lovers, slowburn*

- also to dude bros homophobia has no place in the Naruto world (and IRL BTW) outside of making heirs. They’re literally MERCENARIES You telling me Kakashi has never fucked another man for information before??? Pls be serious I’m begging y’all 🙃🙃🙃

- there’s def family drama amongst the senju!! Idk I feel like Hashirama and Tobirama have the relationship of: “they love each other but don’t like each other” which makes Madara’s inclusion even worse for the brothers’ relationship. Like they def always had each other’s backs but never actually felt like they understood each other.

- I wish more fanfics/canon covered the shinobi-civilian politics more (I love politics lol give me world-building kishimoto 😤)

- Civilians hold power. THEY have all the MONEY to pay shinobi

- I’ve rlly only seen 1 fanfic that involves the Fire Daimyo during the Warring States Era (Into the Wide Blue Yonder it’s a KakaSasu Time travel fic that actually ✨works✨ 12/10 recommend) but it’s true.

Wtf is the Fire Daimyo doing during this era??? Why is he being so placate about Senju/Uchiha war unless he just sees it as entertainment?? How have shinobi NOT fought against rich civilian politicians before?? (Introducing Maoism to the naruto world lol 🤔🤔)

- Kishimoto curse ur goldfish brain….

- the uchiha and senju were def broke in this era, LMAO especially the Uchiha and I mean resource wise. War is EXPENSIVE the Uchiha don’t have Hashirama and Mokutan, they couldn’t just grow food whenever they wanted. It makes total sense that they would agree to a ceasefire just to prevent STARVATION

- once again…. robbed in terms of seeing the aftermath and devastation of war and learning how to live in a morally grey, politically unstable, resource limited world which could’ve brought in the ultimate themes of peace and the cycle of violence, and the question of if violence and war is ever justified, but…..no ❤️

#naruto #MadaTobi #hashirama senju #mito uzumaki #senju tobirama #madara uchiha #kagami uchiha #brainrot.txt #roman empire #silly little thoughts #warring states era #I think I’m a Madara stan now???#I blame ao3 for my MadaTobi brainrot phase #pls give me a founders sitcom #tw sa implied

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meke57o9 · 1 year

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Suna village Shinobi didn't understand why their Kazekage date a Leaf Shinobi, especially a shinobi that is his complete opposite. However they do respect the Leaf Shinobi. Not only because Rock Lee is dating their leader, but because Rock Lee is one of the few who isn't afraid of Gaara.

One specific example is when Gaara had no rest for a few weeks. They knew their Kazekage couldn't sleep properly, but their leader did have activities to relax his body and mind. He read books, eat his favorite food, talk to his siblings, visit his greenhouse, or walk around the outskirts of Suna Villages. These activities gave their Kazekage a moment to release stress and recharge. However after weeks of doing non-stop paperwork and meetings with prideful Elders who didn't want to compromise. The stress was getting to Gaara. To the point, Gaara charka energy was leaking out. Gaara's gourd rattling warning every single Shinobi to stay as far as possible from him. His silbings try to help, but Gaara order them to leave him alone.

The Kazekage was in a bad mood for three weeks before Rock Lee visit Suna. Rock Lee immediately knew something was wrong when Gaara didn't greet him at the gates as usually. Before the Shinobis at the front gates could warn Lee that Gaara in a bad mood. Lee disappear in front of their eyes. [They forget how fast he is]. Lee appears in front of Gaara's Office window. He can feel Gaara's charka flooding out of his body. Meaning he losing control a bit. He see Gaara, who despite having a emotionless expression, is extremely stress. And a Shinobi who shows subtle signs that they are terrified. Rock Lee notice Gaara didn't notice his present and he isn't wearing his sand armor. Lee lift his arm and stick up his thumb. Alerting the Anbu what he about to do next.

Once he hear the whistle sound, he open the window. In a blink of an eye, Lee chop the side of Gaara's neck. Gaara pass out and his body went limp. The Anbus enter inside. One explaining to the Shock Shinobi that their Kazekage isn't dead and just resting. Another is begins cleaning Gaara's Office. And the leader of the trio informing Lee why Gaara is stress and how many meals he missed. Lee apologize to the shock Shinobi, pick up unconscious Gaara and vanish.

Two days later, Gaara is back to normal. The shinobis are baffle how the Leaf Shinobi calm their leader so quickly. However they are grateful for Rock Lee's help.

#headcanons #fanfic #gaalee #naruto headcanons #naruto phase #naruto #naruto shippuden #gaara x rock lee #rock lee #team gai #gaara #gaara of the desert

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andrhomeda · 2 months

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re-re-reading naruto, currently at volume 51

#naruto #naruto manga #manga #naruto uzumaki #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto fanart #sketchbook #naruto phase still strong after 15 years....

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f3v3rdreams · 2 years

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Hot wheels 🔥

#might guy #maito gai #kakashi hatake #naruto #kakagai #kakashi #Going through naruto phase in my 20s #supportive kakashi #sunshine gai

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green-crocs12 · 29 days

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high school au but with obkk because i have brain rot of them and it hurts

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90ekz · 2 months

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✣ HEAD OVER BOOTS! ੈ✩‧₊˚ SASUKE UCHIHA

wc. 1.5k

tags. farm au, fluff, stableboy!sasuke x black fem!reader, wingman naruto bc that concept is funny as FUCK, “suggestive” thoughts on sasuke’s end.

stableboy!sasuke who’s eyebrows raise as you step foot onto the ranch he works at, claiming to be a replacement for the last dairy farmer who had recently been fired. at first impression, he’s just irritated that he has to make conversation with another nameless coworker. the last new hire that he spoke to reported him to the head farmer about his “attitude problem”, and he’d gotten a very verbal warning.

and so, he tries.

slight nods toward people when they speak to him, eye contact, the whole nine. does he love doing it? absolutely not, but he can’t afford anymore complaints, this job is too important to him.

he doesn’t plan on treating you any differently, until he sees the way your brown skin sparkles in the sun, or the way your slacks cling to your thighs, and now he’s contradicting his previous beliefs. before you, his breath didn’t usually hitch when he saw people and his heart definitely didn’t hammer against his ribcage for no reason, especially since he hasn’t even spoken to you in the two days you’ve been here.

he keeps his distance, because frankly, he doesn’t trust himself to not do something stupid in your presence.

sasuke shakes his head to get himself out of his own thoughts as he’s brushing the mane of his favorite mare, luna. the action makes her tilt her head at him, and he scratches the back of his neck in embarrassment.

“don’t ask.”

it isn’t until your fifth day of employment that he’s forced to interact with you.

sasuke’s already in a bad mood, after being forced to finish grooming the last half of naruto’s sheep since he’d passed out from the heat, and even now as he dislodged the horseshoe from luna’s foot, his mood was still sour.

“there you are! ‘been looking for you for like 30 minutes!” naruto calls from behind him. he looks over his shoulder to see the blonde carrying a huge knitted sack on his back. it was a surprise that it hadn’t busted with the weight of whatever was inside of it, and sasuke felt another vein in his forehead swell with blood.

“look who decided to get over his heatstroke.”

“screw you. i’m here to do you a solid,” naruto drops the sack on the hay-covered floor with a soft thud, and a few green clusters roll out onto the ground. since when did they do personalized grass bundles? sasuke’s eyebrow twitches, and he hopes this isn’t what he thinks it is.

“you get to take these to the new girl! kakashi said they were for the cattle.”

fuck.

sasuke audibly chokes, eliciting a snort from his blonde counterpart, but this isn’t funny in the least to him. he wants to do literally anything but this, and yet his greatest fear just came true right before his eyes. why did he apply for this job again? “no. absolutely not—just… no.” sasuke turns back to his current task, and attempts to finish tending to luna, but naruto is trudging over to him and crouching down to his level with a calm smile. for a while, just watches in silence, and sasuke briefly considers stabbing himself in the eye with the pair shoe-pull offs he was holding.

“y’know ‘suke, you can’t be afraid of pussy for your whole life.”

“can you genuinely fuck off?” sasuke gripes, his grip on luna’s hooves tightening a notch until he realizes what he’s doing. he breathes in once, and out another—just like kakashi had taught him that one time after him and naruto had gotten into it on the front lawn and fell in the fish pond.

“nah. anyway, i know how you are about people, but you obviously feel something for her, right? at least you’re subtle enough, but i pay a lot of attention these days. she’s so nice, just go talk to her!”

and maybe he’s right—maybe he just needs to man up, and go talk to you, but what would you even say to someone like you? you’re everything he’s not, and the last thing he wants is to make a bad first impression. sasuke hates to admit it, but you absolutely allure him in every way possible. once he finishes the other horseshoe removal, he’s shooting to his feet and slinging the back of grass over his shoulders. sure, it almost sends him tumbling to the ground, but for some reason—a new wave of determination is washing over his skin.

“just talk to her…yeah, i can talk.”

“exactly! now stop thinking so much and take the goddamn grass.” naruto ruffles sasuke’s hair and shoves him into his first steps out of the barn, and he’s on his way to you.

he mostly just strolls around the farm to stall, but if anyone asks, he’s thinking of what to say. he just needs to deliver the bundles, introduce himself, and leave. it’s gonna be fine, right? you’re not gonna think he’s a total weirdo—but what if you do think he’s weird? oh god, that’ll kill him. he has to see you everyday, and if you think he’s weird, then you’ll probably tell everyone, and then he’s gonna get fired—shit, he should go back to his room—NO, he’s delivering the fucking grass bundles, it’s just cow food, for gods sake.

grass, introduce, leave. grass, introduce, leave. grass introduce, leave—

“oh, are those for me?” you gasp happily from your spot on a comfortable piece of hay, and you’re running over to him. how the hell did he happen to stumble directly into your barn? curse his ridiculously good sense of direction. your scent floods his senses as you step closer to him with that smile, and it’s just then that sasuke remembers what he’s there for.

“yeah, naruto made me deliver them, the lazy bastard. they’re for your cattle.” sasuke says coolly, yet internally cringing at his dialogue options. obviously, they’re for the fucking cattle, god.

all his worries melt away as small giggles flow from your lips, and you take his wrist in your hand and lead him into the barn. you introduce him to each one of your cattle—literally every single one—and he doesn’t think he’s ever enjoyed anything more than he is right now. everything is fine, but now the adrenaline is wearing off and he’s painfully aware of how gorgeous he’d always thought you were once more.

from your voice, to the way your clothes cling to your body, to your scent—sasuke’s being lassoed in by your beauty, and he doesn’t think he wants to escape. frankly if you tied him up, that would be pretty hot. you have rope on your belt right now, you could literally just—no, what is his problem?

by the time he’s done fantasizing, you’re unbundling each pack of grass and feeding your cattle. he inhales, and goes to squat next to you.

“i’m sasuke, by the way.”

“hah, of course i know that, silly! you’re the heartthrob around here,” you chuckle at your own remark, and sasuke even feels himself smirking a little before catching it. why was he so entertained by you?

“that’s one of the first things i found out when i got here. i didn’t even know who people were talking about, but then i actually saw you, and well—let’s just say i understand a little better now.” you finish unbundling the last pack of grass, and watch the cattle fall into their peaceful little cliques. you lean back onto your occupied hay bed, and begin unbuttoning your flannel. sasuke doesn’t freak out, thinking you’re just gonna gonna stop at two or three buttons, but then your passing your third, then fourth, then fifth—eventually leaving your shirt completely open, and the only thing underneath being your sports bra.

he isn’t blushing, nor is he looking. sasuke is not a creep. he keeps his gaze directly on the floor as he stands up, and offers you a hand up without looking at you. you giggle once more and take it, and he feels your nails graze over his palms, which does something funny to his stomach. he still can’t look at you all the way, but he can feel your gaze on him.

“thanks for the delivery. i was hoping i’d get someone as fine as you, guess my wish was granted.” your eyelashes flutter as you talk, and he’s definitely blushing now, but his composure is still there as he gives you a very curt nod.

it’s not until you reach into your pocket and pull out a little roll of cash and stick it into his breast-pocket that his mind is short circuiting. your fingers linger on his chest for longer than they should, but he never wants you to move them.

“see ya’ around, cowboy.” you drag you finger down his chest as you take your exit, missing the stuttered breath that tears itself out of sasuke’s chest. he stands deathly still until you’re out of sight, and then he’s promptly crumpling to his knees.

“fuck.”

#guess whos sasuke phase is back for vengeance 😵‍💫#uchiha sasuke #sasuke smut #sasuke x reader #sasuke x black reader #sasuke x you #sasuke x y/n #sasuke uchiha x you #sasuke uchiha x reader #naruto smut #naruto x reader #naruto x black reader #sasuke uchiha #sasuke #syno’s picks 💌

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wkngsnds · 2 months

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You cannot change my mind, Shikamaru gossips with Temari when he’s home. He tries to play it off all cool, but they be talking mad shit when he gets home about things he sees in the Hokage Tower. Definitely end the night with a “but who are we to judge?”

#shikatema #girl help I’ve regressed to my Naruto shipping phase

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lliminall · 11 months

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yandere!itachi uchiha x reader | general headcanons

tags: gn reader, stalking, controlling/obsessive behavior, itachi being a creep but he knows it

itachi is largely a hands-off yandere. at least in the beginning, he really doesn’t interact with you much. you would have no idea the extent of his attachment to you, or how much time he spends trailing you and simply observing your each and every mannerism. he considers himself to be a kind of silent protector, someone who watches out for you without expecting anything in return.

the longer this goes on though, the stronger the pull towards you becomes. itachi doesn’t just want to be stuck in your peripheral. it loses its satisfaction the more he sees you smiling and chatting with friends, family, coworkers. why does he have to be stuck on the outside, while they bask in the soft light of your presence? he does more for you than any of those people do, and you don’t even know it. he’s more devoted to you than any of those people are, and you don’t even know it.

when the quiet (and intimidating) shinobi begins hanging around your work place more often, you don’t think anything of it. he’s been nothing but courteous in your interactions with him, succinct but polite. it’s the strangest feeling, though. you can’t seem to shake the feeling that you’re being watched while he’s there, sipping on a cup of tea in his quiet corner of the cafe. when you turn to look, his eyes are never on you.

itachi is lucid enough to recognize that there’s something wrong with his behavior. creepy, even. but as a shinobi he’s done far worse things than follow some civilian around from the shadows. and anyway, he’s doing this for your own good. you can’t use chakra. you can’t fight. and itachi has spent his entire life witnessing how dangerous the world around him is. however questionable his actions may be, those concerns are easy enough for him to brush away when he remembers that his reason for doing them is just. he’s more than willing to dirty his hands for your sake.

it’s endearing, how kind you are to him despite knowing nearly nothing about him (certainly not as much as he knows about you). you emanate a sweetness so uncommon in his world, so often snuffed out by the harsh realities witnessed by shinobi. it makes you rare. it makes you special. it makes you a cool and healing oasis for him to come and be refreshed by, when he needs to be reminded that not everything is violence and drama and underhanded work.

your relationship with itachi likely doesn’t progress beyond that until you begin seeking him out. asking him about his day when he arrives for his usual order. waving him over when you see him on the street. itachi really was content with being a nameless figure that protected you from the dark, or at least he tried to be, until you began encroaching further and further into his life until he could no longer ignore how good it felt to have you there. you don’t even know that you’re sealing your own fate with every conversation you tug him into.

itachi is a yandere so subtle that you may not ever realize just how deep and dark his feelings for you run. even if you were to get into a romantic relationship with him, he easily plays off any concerning behavior as harmless overprotectiveness. he just cares about you so much. and you know how much violence and death he’s surrounded by in his work, surely you can understand why he would want to keep you safe? you don’t need to worry about any of it. itachi will take care of everything. you just need to let him take the reigns.

all of that can change in a second if you try to leave him, though. itachi is a loner by nature. he doesn’t form intimate relationships easily, and when he does, he’s locked into them. that uchiha loyalty is not to be taken lightly, and if you force his hand he’ll use any means necessary to keep you under his protective wing. it would be easy enough to put you under a genjutsu to keep you in line. you’re a civilian; you wouldn’t even know what hit you or how to break out of it.

that’s assuming he even has to go to that length, though. itachi is one of the most revered shinobi in the leaf. you know that you can’t overpower him, run from him, or hide from him. even if you had the courage to try, one hard glare from him is enough to put you back in your place. he doesn’t like the thought of scaring you but he’ll do what he must. you’ll wonder what happened to that gentle and good-natured man you used to know, as he’s tugging you back to your home and you’re shaking with the memory of that cold, blazing red glare.

as long as you can stay within his carefully placed guidelines, itachi is a relatively easy yandere to have around. if you never cross his barriers you’ll never have to witness that dark and possessive streak he holds for you. even if you do, he’s more than ready to forgive and forget if you’ll just learn your lesson and give yourself back up to his protecting arms. ultimately, he wants you to be safe and happy and his. he doesn’t want to take any more from you than he absolutely has to—he just needs you to meet him halfway.

#naruto phase is forever #itachi x reader #itachi uchiha x reader #yandere itachi #yandere itachi x reader #yandere itachi uchiha x reader #naruto x reader #yandere naruto x reader #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi x reader #yandere uchiha itachi #yandere uchiha itachi x reader #itachi.ll #my works.ll #shippuden.ll

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