#nbcb99

[bpd-bitchy]

Ok but consider this:

A Brooklyn-99 coronavirus episode

Boyle is in Iowa with Nikolaj and the cousins

Hitchcock and Scully are quarantined together

Terry is quarantined with Sharon and the kids but also his brother-in-law Zeke and is slowly losing it

Rosa seems to have had already prepared for an apocalyptic quarantine situation and has enough supplies to last for months

Holt and Kevin put a mask on Cheddar when they take him for walks

Amy prepares by calculating exactly how much of each thing they’ll need for each day so she can prepare and budget

Jake buys a lot of sour candy and him and Mac sit in onesies and watch pre-recorded knicks games or 80s crime movies

Amy reads Mac biographies of us presidents

Jake is worried about the virus but not as much as Amy, who is intensely planning a detailed plan for a variety of possible situations

Charles also goes way over the top in precaution and protective gear when he leaves the house to the point where even Amy says it’s ridiculous

Adrian Pimento is in some wild situation and has no idea that any of this is even happening

Doug Judy is on a yacht somewhere

#nbc b99 #b99 #brooklyn99 #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #raymond holt #cheddar #charles boyle #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #b99 s7 #mine: b99 #rona #coronavirus #nbcb99 #b99nbc

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B99 season 7 episodes

hi! so i haven’t seen any lists of the titles for b99 episodes in season 7 so i decided to compile a list off all the ones i could find.

i dont know if these are all accurate or what, i got them off of spoilertv :)

07.01- manhunter

07.02- captain kim

07.03- pimemento

07.04- jimmy jab game ii

07.05- debbie

07.06- trying

07.07- ding dong

07.08- the takeaway

07.09-

07.10-

07.11-

07.12-

07.13-

if you find / know of anymore pleaaseee dm me so i can add it to the list.

Thank youuu

-elle

#spoilers #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #b99 headcanons #jake x amy #amy santiago #jakeperalta #peraltiago #brooklyn #ninenine #andysamberg #nbc #nbcb99 #raymond holt #rosadiaz #chelsea

[nunya-busy-ness-you-mess]

Hitchcock and Scully

Gimme 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 spin 👏🏻 off 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 Hitchcock 👏🏻and 👏🏻 Scully 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 cowards 👏🏻

#hitchcock #scully #b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #nine nine #noine noine #spinoff #gimme #cowards #nbc #nbcbrooklynninenine #nbcbrooklyn99 #nbcb99 #givith

[peraltakes-blog]

lol I haven’t done an edit in so long I was just tryna get back to it 😔

#b99 #brooklynninenine #nbcb99 #funny #humour #textpost #textposts #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #jake #andy samberg #b99edits #b99edit #b99 cast #brooklyn nine nine cast #nbcbrooklynninenine #nbc #tv show #tv shows #tv sitcoms #every b99 cast member just wants to curse LMAO

[lunarplutos]

i don’t think there is an exact season seven air date for b99 but based on last season i’m guessing it will be in january and i can’t wait that long

#b99 #brooklynninenine #b99season7 #nbcb99 #nbc

[cabeswcters]

WE’RE GONNA HAVE NEW BROOKLYN NINE-NINE CONTENT

#brooklyn nine nine #they are back #my babes #nbcb99

[brooklyn-fine-nine]

Bob:

*tries to destroy the squad and get them killed*

Jake:

This is so sad, Alexa play Funky Cold Medina

#brooklyn99 #b99 #brooklynninenine #jakeperalta #bob #nbcbrooklynninenine #nbcb99 #nbcbrooklyn99

[awesomejanekellyblog-blog]

03-11 FRANCE - MAY 14: Europe Election campaign : French Minister of Agriculture Michel Barnier and candidate for the European elections in Ludres, France on May 14, 2009. ... http://dlvr.it/Nbcb99

#ludres

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Will you write prompt #58??

Hi, Yes, of course, thank you! If anyone else wants to request anything, hit me up, I’d greatly appreciate it :)

#58: “You’re never this quiet, What’s wrong?”

When Jake had first become a detective, he thought that he was probably the most earnestly invested in what he did. After all, he worked the job he had been dreaming about since he was a kid and god he loved what he did. 

‘How could anyone be more into this than me?!’ Was a constant thought that ran through his head throughout the entirety of his first years getting perps.

Then the one Ms Amy Santiago joined the nine-nine and Peralta was thrown through a loop as he considered if it even looked like he loved his job anymore.

Fast forward a few years, he ended up marrying that very adamant detective and the two acted as a crime-stopping super-team.

Their equal love for what they did mean a lot of over-time and personal hours invested in their cases, making it all that much harder to find time for one another.

Some times, just sometimes, however, all the stars seemed to aline and Jake and Amy found themselves with time to bond and hang out like a married couple should.

It was late into the afternoon and the couple had accomplished all that they needed to do, eat breakfast, take a shower, and get up. not in that order.

Now the two laid on their couch, watching the T.V. Usually, Amy was pretty against watching the t.v. as she found it: “pointless and a waste of precious time I could be organising something or making something that Holt would appreciate” But Jake and his magical reasoning skills were able to convince her otherwise that afternoon.

What that really meant was that he basically just promised that they could watch the Smithsonian channel and she could organise those binder tabs that she had been meaning to do. 

She agreed the second organisation was mentioned.

So there the couple laid on the couch lazily, to each their own.

Jake, not at all interested on whatever history mumbo-jumbo the fancy speaking old man was saying on the tv, instead he equally divided his attention to trolling through Diehard chat rooms, trying to snoop the possibility of another movie being made, and starring Amy.

 The second wasn’t intentional. It was just he could see her from his peripheral vision, and she was so cute as she tried to manically fix her binder collection, Jake couldn’t stop looking.

“You haven’t talked in like thirty minutes and in all the time that I’ve known you, you’ve talked through every single movie we’ve ever seen, including the aeroplane safety videos which is crazy if you ask me,” Amy looked In Jake’s direction, rearranging the pile of dividers laying in her lap. “You're never this quiet, what’s wrong?”

“No nothings wrong, I was just thinking” He cleared his throat.

Any gave him an incredulous look, Moving her supplies on the coffee table in front of her. “Okay, you never think, what’s the matter?”

Jake just sighs, knowing his cover was blown he looks down at his hands “No nothing is wrong Ames, it's just, I was actually thinking... thinking about us,”

Amy’s heart dropped to the pit of her stomach he seemed so calm, so calm it was troublesome. She adjusted her posture so that she was sitting more professionally, she didn't want to give any tells of her worry “Thinking about what?” 

“About how much I love you and how perfect our life is,”

Amy’s tense shoulders dropped as she felt her heart swell, a little ‘aww’ escaped her lip as she leaned over to kiss him.

“I love you too,” she said against his lips, moving so that their foreheads rested against one another as the tone in her voice completely changed “We should turn off the tv-”

“Uhuh” Jake’s voice followed, his eyes lighting up in excited curiosity

“Change into something a little different,”

“Uhuh”

“And go get some ice cream from the new place across the street!”

Jake jumped up from the couch like a little kid, “Hell yeah! God I love you so much, babe” 

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #amy santiago #jake x amy #andysamberg #amyxjake #jakeperalta #peraltiago #b99fluff #b99 headcanons #nbcb99 #writing prompt #ellewrites

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Hiii! How are you? Can you please write about Peraltiago with prompts 15; 112 and 134 please? That would make me realllyyyy happy 🥰🥰 also, I’ve tried to join groups about peraltiago with my other account but I didn’t succeed, I think I’m bad at it

Hi! I’m good now that you’ve requested that I write something! I’m like so excited to write this yeeee! I also have no clue how to work tumblr my dood so I’m sorry, I can’t be of much help. But anyway, I’m going to do each of these individually, and I’ll link them on this post when I write them :).

But for now, here is 15 :)

#15: “You’re breaking my heart, babe”.

Jake paced up and down the narrow hallway of the precinct, occasionally looking up to see fellow detectives pass him in the hall.

To say that he was excited would be an understatement, he was beyond thrilled and his constant moving was an obvious sign of that fact.

The nine-nine had been understaffed for about the last week. Rosa and Terry had been on a stakeout for the last two days, Boyle was at home. He along the likes of Genevieve and Nikolaj had all gotten a rare type of virus from some exotic bird that Jake wasn’t entirely sure he could even pronounce. All three of them were fine, but Charles still needed a few more days before he would function again.

Then there was Scully and Hitchcock, there was nothing advertently off with them, but they were as useful as the chairs they sat in, if not less. 

The lack of bodies seemed to be the main concern of Captain Holt who was basically forced to pawn his caseloads on other precincts, Jake, on the contrary, was beyond thrilled.

The lack of detectives made it all the easier for Jake to convince Holt to let his beautiful and brilliant wife help him on an undercover drug bust.

So there Jake stood, almost skipping in the hall, waiting for Amy to come out of the bathroom in the outfit he had chosen for her undercover personality to rock.

“Jake...” The unsure voice of Amy rang from the bathroom Being at the end of the hall when she called, Jake’s head peaked up like a little puppy as he made her way towards her.

“Are you sure this is what you want me to wear... It feels a little, um unprofessional,” With that Amy slid the door open with what was barely a crack. She leaned against the now-closed door, her body language slouched, her arms crossed in front of her like she was uncomfortable.

She had a skin-tight red dress on that was just a little too low, her hair was a curly mess that framed her face perfectly, her face caked on with more makeup then she thinks she had worn in her entire life.

Jake had to stop himself from oogling her because “damn she looked good”.

“Jake...?” Amy repeated with an annoyed tinge in her voice this time. He hasn’t been so successful in his goal, realising that he had been staring at her for the last 30 seconds.

“Um yes,” He cleared his throat, shaking his head “Yeah, you look super great”.

Amy just sighed, knowing that even though yes they did have a case, this was probably more for Jake’s entertainment and maybe that could be fun on its own.

“So, what’s the mission?”

“Pretty standard drug bust but the location is pretty trashy”

“Hint’s the outfit” She gestured down.

“Hmh”

“And the cover-up?”

“Right I’m Ron MkFlain and you’re Polly Hennaro, we’re from LA and want to buy some cocaine because the memories of the divorce and being stuck in that tower are just too much for us to handle” He smiled smugly to himself like he had just had a stroke of genius.

Amy, however, was less entertained. She just blinked at him, a deadpanned expression. “You just took the plot of the first Diehard movie and changed the first letters of the character’s names, huh?”

Jake gave a cheeky grin.

“No, absolutely not”.

This elicited a child-like whine from him “Why nootttt? You’re breaking my heart, babe!”

Amy chuckled, rolling her eyes in a friendly manner as she wrapped her arms around him, pulling Jake into a hug “I have a better idea, what if-” Her voice bounced with every word as her fingers rubbed against the fabric of her husband’s flannel “We’re Jonny and Dora Veralto? Loving husband and wife for the last 5 years?”

Jake smiled, leaning down to peak her lips quickly, afraid Holt would protest their workplace PDA, “Okay, maybe you didn’t break my heart after all”.

#b99headcannon #b99 #nbcb99 #brooklyn nine nine #amyxjake #jakeperalta #amy santiago #jake x amy #peraltiago #ellewrites

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You cant convince me that the Brooklyn Nine-Nine fandom isn’t just a secret Taylor Swift appreciation club

#jakestanslordtaylorandthatsaFAX #b99 #nbcb99 #brooklyn nine nine #taylorswift

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#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #b99fanfic #b99oneshot #nbcb99

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I hope dan goor starts season 7 of b99 with amy and jake making out, just to spite everyone who yelled at him last season for amy and jake not having one kiss.

#iseeyou dan #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #b99 headcanons #b99season7 #peraltiago #nbcb99 #nbc #ninenine #concept #dangoor #rosadiaz #raymond holt #headcannon #jakeperalta #jake x amy #amy santiago

[prettiestpapiperalta]

I feel like captain holt would be strongly against mock turtlenecks.

#b99headcannon #b99season7 #brooklyn nine nine #nbc #nbcb99 #b99 #b99oneshot #concept

[peraltakes-blog]

can we talk about how Jake and Amy’s biggest argument was literally about a mattress .

#b99 #brooklynninenine #nbcb99 #funny #humour #textpost #textposts #brooklyn nine nine #nbcbrooklynninenine #andy samberg #melissa fumero #jake and amy #tv #sitcom #tv shows #tv show #jake peralta #amy santiago #relationship #nbc #peraltiago

[peraltakes-blog]

when life is a bitch just remember holt, a perfectly capable and literate captain of a police precinct, wrote a one-word speech comprising of “Pain.”

#brooklynninenine #b99 #nbcb99 #funny #humour #textpost #textposts #brooklyn nine nine #holt #raymond holt #captain holt #nbc #tv #tv shows #tv show #dark #life #quotes #terry jeffords #terry #brooklyn 99 #nbc brooklyn 99