the simon ‘breeder balls’ riley agenda is so real because he tries to stop you when you wanna put your mouth on his balls while going down on him since they’re so sensitive but the second your warm mouth wraps around them he’s melting into the couch and moaning like a whore.
im so glad that everyone in the world collectively decided that andrew garfields spider-man is not only a bisexual disaster; he is the one in the spideypool dynamic. Because.. real. Tobey spidey gets harry or mj or whoever else. tom hollands spidey just gets to suffer alone forever (or harley keener, if you feel like that) its just. so perfect. i’m glad to have experienced three different spider-men in my life <3
Yo thank you @clownbehaviour-on-main for the dominos gonna pay you back when i am out of here, the delivery guy was so confused tho
They fairies dont know what pizza is but one of them is really inerested in human food aparently, the other is not as happy with this, i think he doesnt like me. Btw i cant figue out their language, they just talk gibberish
Demon on my shoulder: sit in the field across the street and repeatedly stab the knife into the ground, making eye contact with any strangers who pass by