#new jear

[fourzeroone]

#Year of the Dragon #dragon #asian #2024 #asian year of the dragon #asian jaar van de draak #chinese horoscoop #draak #nieuw jaar #new jear #happy

[a-flickering-soul]

god is a tired man named john

#daily a new revelation #flickerthoughts #tlt #jear jod.

[camerica]

#oh jear desus i hate zack's new voice #i hate it with a passion #should've left it unvoiced if you were gonna botch it that hard

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

okay. having been made aware that most people dislike more characters than me, i need to try to do this. who are tv characters i don't like??? who? who??

boat guy on ted lasso. a concept and not a person. a concept designed to torment me and crush all my dreams. an avatar for all my dead dreams. if he'd actually become more of a character, like as a series regular or something, i would have probably grown to like him, because i'm weak. but in our reality, i can hate him forever.

jack from lost i always really hated, and i still do, but in a way where i almost like him because i hate him so much??? like, it's hilarious and special to me how much he sucks, and how consistently, always. jears forever.

jess mariano, but that's just because gg fandom has driven me crazy over the past 20 years in that regard, hyping him up so much, and i'm a hateful crone. technically he is fine.

christopher hayden is pretty bad. yeah, i think i can say with confidence i dislike christopher hayden.

extremely ashamed to report that i have sort of developed an occasional soft spot for dean forrester in my old age. awful! i'm not proud, okay! but i'm being honest.

i do hate rupert from ted lasso. but like. i don't think i get a prize for that one. that's an extremely easy dude to hate.

oh. i lowkey kinda hate nigel from cbs ghosts. i apologize, but i do. i think isaac could do better. i wish he would go for the australian stripper dinosaur enthusiast from the most recent episode. wouldn't it be hilarious if they decided to kill that lap dancer so he could become isaac's new boyfriend? i should write this show. it would be stunning and universally beloved and full of murders just to expand the friend group.

this has really gotten away from me.

wait!!!!! helene from killing eve! was that her name? i really didn't like her! she bugged! to me, she had too much screentime! (the actress seems very cool though, no offense to her.)

i am kind of bothered by joel mchale's character in animal control specifically because he's so identical to jeff winger in mannerisms that i just feel like jeff winger abandoned his greendale family and started a new life as an animal control man in seattle. i don't like this feeling. i just want to scream, "go back to greendale, jeff! i know frank isn't your real name!!!!" at the screen every second. does this count as disliking a character?

BOAT GUY 😡

#well. this has been an exercise. #dollsome's deep thoughts #who do i hate??? #i need to remember #technically fr*d arm*sen is my nemesis of all time but i still love like five of his tv characters. i'm sick. i'm deranged. #(karl the cannibal from last man on earth?? candace from portlandia's feminist book store???)

[emmyrosee]

EMMY EMMY EMMY!

I come with another Tik Tok trend I'm obsessed with.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqoOfZ9IxZb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

(this is technically a reel but it started on TikTok)

Imagine doing that chain pull to some of our lovely volleyball dorks. Some would be absolutely shocked and flabbergasted especially if their partner is normally very shy and dare I say submissive Some would just be so smug about it and possibly turn it back onto you, but I think the overall reaction would just be them being absolutely turned on from reader doing that.

I'm trying to think of anyone specific but I can't choose lol so I'm leaving it up to you!

JEAR DESUS-

No because. BECAUSE, B E C A U S E?? I thought very long and very hard about this, and you can’t TELL ME THIS ISNT OIKAWA OKAY?? JOSH IS COMPLETELY OIKAWA ENERGY JUST LOOK THROUGH THE OTHER VIDS OKAY 😤😤❤️

And he’s such a cocky bastard that the idea such a trend could render him a complete wreck is just… it’s so delicious.

Like he’s used to you shoving him into your tiktoks, and sure, when you asked him what chain he was wearing, he gave you an honest answer because it’s you, you’d never do anything sneaky or nefarious to him to give him more gray hairs, right?

You’ve never lead him astray before, he lies to himself.

“Baby,” you chirp from the other room, taking his attention from his book to look out into the hallway.

“What, love?”

“Come here, I found a new tiktok trend!” He sighs dramatically and loud enough for you to hear, “hush! It’ll take all of four minutes, come here.”

“I don’t have the energy for this,” he teases, but he does instantly come over and plant himself in front of you. You grin and gently press the record button on your phone, and the music starts to play.

You gently sway and dance against him, and he sinks his teeth into his lip and grins happily.

Then, you grip his chain, and as you pull him down, he yelps in shock before his eyes go wide and his jaw slacks. You’re exuding a complete dominance that he is weak to, and he feels a clammy nervousness break over his muscles and skin.

Your hand smooths up his cheek, and he whimpers before giving the camera a cheeky look. You snicker, but your world flips and your camera is left to itself as he tosses you over his broad shoulder and makes a mad dash for the hallway.

“Rip everything off of me. I’m yours, babe. You’re killing me with these fuckin’ trends.”

#BARK BARK WOOF WOOF #oikawa tooru #oikawa tooru fluff #oikawa tooru x reader #oikawa tooru x gn!reader #oikawa tooru x reader fluff #oikawa tooru imagine #oikawa tooru haikyuu #oikawa #oikawa fluff #oikawa x reader #oikawa x reader fluff #oikawa x gn!reader #oikawa imagine #oikawa haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu x gn!reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x yn

[storytime-with-moth]

Jaskier is Cursed - Prompt

First off, Jaskier needs to be an elf or part elven or some sort of creature (not a mage) because I need him to be made of tougher stuff then most humans. 

Jaskier, bard, bastard, and cad known in every kingdom, has finally set into motion a trap he cannot talk his way out of. A mage or witch curses him for his disregard of breaking hearts or something in the like. 

The curse takes all the emotions directed at you and turns them into physical sensations to the bard. Laughter, and love turn into warmth, and fluttering in the stomach. But heartbreak feels like a heart attack, rage and anger feel like his blood is boiling in his body, annoyances turn into a headache, fear makes it so he looses feeling in his limbs, and he feels so cold. 

When the bard catches onto the repercussions of this curse he begins to play more happy music, and stay out of peoples beds, anything to keep the emotions directed at him as ones that feel good. And of course the more he cares about the others feelings the stronger they feel. 

So when Geralt how is unaware of the bards new predicament at the mountain, and screams at Jaskier to leave. Jaskier can barely hold back the his tears as his blood begins to heat up and he feels like he has been cut open. He leaves Geralt and soon after disappears from courts and taverns altogether. Living on the road, doing his best to disappear and not get close to anyone. 

He wanders into Cintra after a close call of almost running into Geralt, thinking the Witcher will never follow him into the city housing his child surprise. Eist convinces the bard to teach the young Cirilla music and be her tutor. He gladly takes the post and begins his life as Ciri’s teacher. Calanthe is not pleased, but this man is different than the fool that waltzed into her court years ago, he is quiet, respectful, and never makes a fuss when Ciri gets frustrated with her lessons. He does however seem to be taken ill by headaches more often than is normal. 

When the sacking of Cintra happens Jaskier and Ciri escape together, and evtually weeks later after mouse sack and Dara, they run into Geralt. 

Not being able to bear leaving young ciri’s side Jaskier risks the potential pain, knowing the heartbreak of abandoning Cirilla might just kill him, and he would deserve it if he broke her heart. 

Kear Morhen is a difficult place to live, all of the Witchers know how to ao3 is with violence and jearing, which would be fine if it didn’t hurt so much. And Jaskier can’t keep his constant smell of pain and fear away from the senses of several Witchers. 

The jig will soon be up, and how will Geralt react? Does Cirilla already have a feeling? And can the best mage Jaskier knows help at all? 

#witcher fanfiction #witcher #gerskier #geralt and ciri #jaskier #cursed #fanart prompt #fanfiction prompt #ao3 prompt #writing prompt #fanfic

[bezibez]

OMG have you seen selena gomez new bf. Iwwwww he is so disgusting and disrespectful to her in the past butt ok she can’t get a better bf than him like bffr he is the best friend of jb her ex of 10 jears like that’s tricky yk what i mean. 😂😂

#selena gomez #justin bieber

[pyrolatta]

chrisma and new jear

#pyrolattas ocs #ocart #ocs

[officersnickers]

For the ask game: you know that meme where someone is pointing frantically at a corkboard filled with red thread and news paper clippings? Yea like that except it's tired stayed up for six consecutive weeks Isabella in sweatpants

Me having my hair in a bun today? ✔️ Me wearing sweatpants all day? ✔️ Me rotating theories and conclusions and fic ideas in my head since JEARS like in the windows screen? ✔️

Jup, fairly accurate, but sadly, I'm neither as beautiful nor cunning or graceful as Isabella is. Nice ask though! 🤙

#thanks for that! don't mind my crappy editing... I did it in like 2 seconds and it shows #now I imagine Isabella trying to give the higher ups some informations where her children could be #*yeah they are SURELY still in the woods. didn't make it far. search there for them for weeks okay?* #knowing too well her children aren't stupid #Snickers babbles #ask game

[bandaiprojectsuperherotime]

now go to see the new super hero serie

now go to see the new super hero serie, because the secret identity has be reveal to everyone.

1. new super sentai power rangers.

serie name: company sentai founkaiger.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, comedy, children, educational, mecha, science fiction.

rated: tv-y7.

2. new gundam.

serie name: gundam witch nature.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, kaiju, fantasy, dark fantasy, drama, supernatural, supernatural fiction.

rated: tv-ma.

3. new ultraman.

serie name: ultrazerord.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, kaiju, fantasy, dark fantasy, drama, supernatual, supernatural fiction, kyodai hero.

rated: tv-ma.

4. new garo.

serie name: weregaro/were garo.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, kaiju, fantasy, drama, supernatual. supernatural fiction.

rated: tv-14.

5. new kamen rider.

serie name: kamen rider jear.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, comedy drama, battle royal sports.

rated: tv-14.

6. new metal hero.

serie name: space sheriff garidevan.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, mecha, drama science fiction.

rated: tv-14.

7. new battle spirits.

serie name: battle spirits refighter.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, mecha, kaiju, drama, battle royal sport.

rated: tv-pg.

8. new digimon.

serie name: digimon digital game.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, kaiju, comedy drama, fantasy, supernatual, supernatural fiction,

rated: tv-pg.

9. new tales of series.

serie name: tales of kai

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, drama, fantasy, supernatual, supernatural fiction, science fiction.

rated: tv-pg.

10. new machine robo gobots.

serie name: machine robo gobots go race.

genre: action, adventure, super hero, super hero fiction, mecha, comdey drama, science fiction.

rated: tv-pg.

#crossover #battle spirits #battle spirit #super sentai #power rangers #gundam #ultraman #garo #kamen rider #metal hero #metal heroes #digimon #digital monsters #tales of series #tales of aselia #tales #company sentai founkaiger #gundam witch nature #ultralord #weregaro #kamen rider jear #machine robo go race #tales of kai #battle spirits refighter #space sheriff garidevan #garidevan #founkaiger #digimon digital game

[marune2]

The anomalies of Faust med josele part 3

Josele canty is @loosesodamarble oc

Josele remember herself at the time Yami got’s there friend yami is a good Friend but Fells like Yami is a treat what’s just is if it’s abaut Nacht‘s Love it’s whas just in the fist year wo Yami tush Nacht is female but it’s whas funny

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As Nacht and Morgan Whas fresh 16 jears old

There Nacht and Morgan gowns really fast out of nowhere they were whit josele and yami shopping and Nacht has wear a open back collar sweater whit a leggings

Nacht: I don’t like this really mush but it’s fell‘s Nice…….“flap he’s wings and walk a little bits araund

Not gonna lie the leg’s and the back of Nacht are perfect dam the perfect Angels anatomy then see josele this yami looks like her on Nacht she didn’t know this yami like him too

Then see yami this josele star too

Yami: like what you see josy~? „ grind

Josele:oh yes it’s suit Nacht really „smile

Nacht:Na I just looks someone Else after clothes this not my taste but it’s comforting Na I sleeping whit this why are you too staring?

Josele: ach Noting’s you just look’s good

Yami: looks fuc€ing pretty in this Emo“laughing

Nacht: Fuc€ you too

Then come Morgan whit the same clothes as Nacht ok this is so cute!!! Twin looks have sompfing

Morgan: Looks! Brother Twins Look!!!

(Yami tush at this time Nacht like just the male pronom there because of people wo want’s wuld Marry Nacht wuld then don’t adnoing Nacht)

Nacht:No pfang you Morgan…..

Josele: you both looks cute“smile

Both twins blushing after this this whas a good memory

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Then came the memory wo Morgan and Nacht have the nice idea too make a sleepover in Nacht’s room more in he’s nest

Josele: oh the cake is Nice Morgan“eating a cake happy

Morgan:pfang you josy“smile and cuddling whit Nacht’s wing

Nacht: so I got’s some stuff from a other country some fruits what don’t exist here“smile

Morgan: oh Ure fruits Game 🎶“happy smile

Josele: oh ok this look’s interesting „smile

Nacht: don’t be scared This all eat humans in the other country too let’s begin whit the first fruit this call there kiwi🥝 in there home land „smile

Morgan:oh cool !!!

Josele:looks interesting

Nacht: It is you can eat it whit shell ore whit out „smile

It’s whas a good night whit the twins and josele have learned some new taste and and fruits and this Morgan and Nacht like too cuddling in sleep

This whas good Memories……..at least Nacht goin better she is happy if they wuld can do this again it’s whas fun if the twins bring food from other countries……..

#nacht faust #morgen faust #nacht #morgan #yami sukehiro #yami #black clover au #josele #josele canty #funny #jung love #Teen #hormonal Teen‘s #teen’s #love #Crack #Black clover oc #oc #crossover

[everyothernamistaken]

the past

posting fron da renaeisaunse yee yee

Fcuk them turnks #freeconstantinople

Fnuk lorenzo all my homies hat lorenzo this mesaage vrought by pazzi gang

I jeared davinki dropped q new one an som bro in vense built a pres for bookes

Death to mehmed ii emperor of hell king of herecie

[rk-engineering]

Tyre test for my new hardcore e scooter, 1 jear of work to find the best combination.

#e scooter #offroad scooter #scooter tyre #scooter wheels #Kuberg #KTM

[the-firebird69]

Several other things that are happening here in punta Gorda and one of them is we are moving in to the population in the town and in the county and we're doing it now and we're not waiting this place is a disaster it's a nightmare there's nobody here who does anything that's kind they're very unruly animals Macs are doing it too, as their leadership is stuck here was too many idiots

-. Had a 1 million people they're 400,000 that's almost half they need them out and today 200,000 are leaving and they're rejoicing they're leaving. We will be able to help finally this is good and just waited the whole time. And that is happening and we did mention it but not that we're moving in

-also taking some things from these people and sit there and they're jearing and learing at us and I can't have that and making up things that are ridiculous pumpkin fun ass about stuff to make up like this idiot duress and boy is he a stupid person. Let me start some shouting fest and he gets cut down and he deserves it you're coming down now too I don't want that prick coming around over again the sister died she should have died she's a huge big headed f** and now the clans going finally, it's a grandpa room news here even with the shootings that you're announcing all sorts of math going on they are the dumbest people in history. They're still controlling it and it's horrible for Max and others of the realm laughing our asses off it was saying it's horrible because we had to live here with them for a while and as soon as a little not a time but boy you people stupid yeah oh gosh keep making stuff up garth.

-we're also going to straighten a lot of people out you're out of line your people are dying you're going to a furnace instead of furnace it's a power generation facility that's the last stop and only takes a couple words these days and this guy next door might as well kind of himself is dead. Yeah you might die some other way by the way and the goblins might be eating you yeah that's right smog you attacked him and you might die from him falling on you possibly. Looks like a different movie.

-there's some other things too that are happening here people like John Riva Lord and Dan and Terry are going to be arrested all the time for just being here and the max said it this morning in a meeting. It's a huge meeting and it's important and they're going to have a lot of stuff to say no they have a lot to say and they're moving on it these are three people they plan on arresting and the girl and then it will start soon and yeah Jason plans on evicting

-have a huge number of people that are depending on this project to go well it's running outside of this place and we'll see outside of Earth and I need to see that and I need to see it here I don't want to hear him complaining 50,000 times a day every single a****** that comes near him is out of control what would you be feeling it doesn't want it it doesn't need to be that way it's disgusting I don't know what you can do with them but and they're saying that too how to shut them off. This is like you do the other day and you have teams to it because if you did it once and it was real hard that's something real hard you can do and that is laughing that was shutting them up yeah silence for a while and we need that here because of there that's right because we need them here because of what they are threatening with.

-and several projects here in Charlotte county we're taking over one of them is the Charlotte county behavioral health systems building no that's a good idea for us to get involved with them again and to harass the s*** out of them I hate those people so bad I need people to show that they hate them too we need you to get people out there who hate these f****** to kill these f****** right now what the hell are you doing here you don't need to be here trying to blow up everybody on Earth it feels this stupid suicidal urge for power you're annihilated the guy next to her next city next to him and saying good what is wrong with this to see your point it's getting there and shoot his ass holes pull them out I'm going to I want people to volunteer to go in there and rip the s*** out of these hospitals here in Charlotte county I didn't send the orders but I need it done all the time I need standing orders to be followed here nobody seems to be following any standing orders and some real people up myself we need we need organization and structure the problem is that these people are staying here in a sitting on me and what if they sat on our people are we going to just sit there and look at them we have to understand you know I think they'll live half of them go to Australia. So he's wild and said we do understand so shouldn't you leave yeah that's what we need. So if you want things that we need to talk about and here we are

-my daddy is not doing this to actually get our son's stuff and it's in there bothering him help set up this stupid house he's a huge a****** and he's going to be leaving and the max paying back that's actually what happens he dies in a movie with Garth his buddy yeah that's who he was as a black guy and her son is not really sure why no the a****** likes to incinerate people cremates them it's Tommy f is blown by those two guys mostly back but what would you expect its his rhealm. Not really sure why he doesn't except these little simple and I think he has everything he goes ahead and does it. And the max have time you have killed finally in Egypt yeah in time s***head

In pg this morning things happening.

-we have a huge number of people trying to get our son to go places and it's not extra money and I mean other countries it took a long time for that stupid s*** to happen I can't believe how stupid people are just sitting there in the country's doing nothing all the stuff's going on huge lasers big ships and oh yeah just leave him there. It's almost too late but we don't think so they can move pretty good. We have more that's happening here he's saying Tommy f is a massive f****** and he is he is a huge huge disgrace to Max he became big and huge and it's mess up are he's big and huge.

-punta Gorda will have a new police chief today and he is going to be a Mac and he's going after these idiots he didn't notice that the chief was counting the orders and they had a way to do it constantly and we're in here too and we know what to do but really there's a long time coming these people are messing with people all over Earth for many many years they're going to get messed up it's a huge number of them leaving today and they're leaving punta Gorda they see all the ships leaving they said how are you going to take over and nobody's going to be here to take it over to run it and people have been here all leaving so and I noticed that everybody's getting killed here

-Charlotte will have a new sheriff and it's going to be a Mac and they're pointing in today they're going to fire Johnny remalord and they said it too this is a scumbag and we have a reserve it looks terrible. This is going to happen around noon

-it's been a lot happening in punta Gorda but there's going to be more they're planning on showing their son a good time no they want to move him to a real apartment and when we're building and take it over they say, as in we on this apartment and we're running it as the analogy and we had to build it and that's where our son says that's kind of a deep s*** right there so I have to figure out what that means.

there a few more things happening here what is one is we decide what we say not you it is but we have a lot going on it's really no time for idiocy

-the crime rate here is going down and the criminal volume is going down because they're closing the roads off and shutting down the highway and doing it right now and they're shutting the roadway is a huge deal and the airports are very strict and the ports are being shut down right now most products and stuff come at night, they'll try to leave today and it won't be able to and to say if they leave don't come back but they're not going to be able to leave in about 1 hour so I'm going to publish cuz this last part is important

Thor Freya

[tornadoa4]

That girl new christ jears days uhave raped. Thats colone in Koblenz so Mainz

[thejemeofficial]

it’s TwentyNineJeme y’all

#new jear #jean meme #jeme #jemes #jeans meme #the jeme #jean memes #the jean meme #the jeans meme #jeme meme