#no guarantees though!!

[drunkhades]

As of today 14028 Aziraphale/Crowley fanfics have been posted on ao3 since the release of season two

Which means that on average 77.5 fanfics are being published per day

That’s 3.23 fanfics per hour

0.05 fanfics per minute

So in conclusion:

Every twenty minutes a new Aziraphale/Crowley fanfic is being written

#good omens #ineffable husbands #thank you ao3 authors #Micheal Sheen wrote all of them #someone should check on him #I can’t guarantee that this math is mathing though

[peachypunchh]

thank you grizzly for sharing this with us after the new arthur art was posted on patreon

arthur bennett you will never be ugly to me <3

#jrwi #jrwi show #the suckening #jrwi the suckening #jrwi arthur #arthur bennett #jrwi arthur bennett #HOT CHARACTERS IS THE GRIZZLY GUARANTEE #ngl though grizzly knew what he was doing when he went for that motorcycle helmet #if celty can make the helmet look sexy so can arthur #this is a durarara post now actually i love women on motorcycles

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

Uhhmm this is finished enough. Yeah. Lovely boys whom I love.

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd fanart #our flag means fanart #I can GUARANTEE this gets less notes than the WIP which is so funny to me #though people’s reactions to the WIP made me want to finish it quick which was nice so. it did make me very happy. and weepy. 🥲 #mary arts

[tmgmrk]

#edit sry I uploaded the wrong file #original #tmgrkgk #I didn't plan to make more but people kept requesting different meds #and they are fun/relaxing to do so I collected the requests #no guarantees that I make them though #might turn them into an artbook if I have enough

[quill-n]

Here's that Molly animatic I've been working on <3 !! I thought that this song fit him a little too well so I had to do something with it :)

[Here's the Youtube link for anyone that wants to watch it there]

thumbnail posting for Ant <3

#critical role #the mighty nein #mollymauk #mollymauk tealeaf #jester lavorre #yasha nydoorin #caleb widogast #lestera #kingsley tealeaf #caduceus clay #I know the others made appearances but they weren't really major figures in the animatic so I'm not gonna tag them #mighty nein spoilers #quillnart #I packed in a LOT of little details #hope you enjoy!! #(do I tag this as widomauk? i tried sneaking them in there a little) #(can be interpreted as non-romantic ofc tho) #(anyways I got a fun little idea for another mitski animatic involving essek #can't guarantee that one will be next though...) #(I have so many animatic scripts waiting to be drawn. rip me)

[soepwashere]

An epic chess match, the stakes are high (winner gets the last of the leftover pizza)

Text free version as well!

No idea if this has been done before but this has been sitting in my drawing ideas list for ages now and I figured it was time I finally drew it

Also shout out to this post, I used their screenshots as reference for the background and it is the main reason it looks alright LOL

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #save rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rottmnt stuff #soep art #i had a lot of fun coloring this one :> #i think i am coming out of my art slump at last #though this does not guarantee more art posts lol #but i feel good about drawing again which is nice :D #anywho it’s spooky season weeeeee #brains and brawn duo #I forgot to tag them earlier LOL

[theminecraftbee]

me, trying to sketch a map of a fake downtown area on my phone: I am really normal about fic writing.

#NOT A GUARANTEE I GO WITH THIS ONE FOR THE RECORD #but. you know how it is. I cannot JUST make it [REDACTED LOCATION] so. #the office building itself will probably just be [REDACTED LOCATION] though

[starqueensthings]

this gaunt ass mf-er (affectionate) is so gatdamn hard to edit. Why must he always be ENSHADOWED!?? PLS.

originals under the cut if y’all wanna see my not-so-handiwork.

ragu: @anxiouspineapple99 @sinfulsalutations @starrylothcat @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius @secondaryrealm @dystopicjumpsuit @freesia-writes @sev-on-kamino @littlemissmanga @523rdrebel @wings-and-beskar @sunshinedaydream @clonemedickix @drafthorsemath @jediknightjana @moonlightwarriorqueen @starstofillmydream @mooncommlink @multi-fan-dom-madness @wizardofrozz @trixie2023 @clonethirstingisreal @rabbitstu99 @lune-de-miel-au-paradis @mythical-illustrator

#I actually like how they turned out though #damn fkn angular ass cheekbones #I fkd around with the texture a bit too #gotta showcase them premature wrinkes #because I guarantee you this man has never touched SPF in his life #toothpick flickin thursdays #starqueensedits #the bad batch #tbb #bad batch #tbb crosshair #Crosshair tbb #bad batch Crosshair #Crosshair bad batch

[alittlebitofwonk]

Slowly curating a list of blogs featuring Hermitcrafters (and friends) in places they probably (maybe) should not be. And sometimes places they should probably be. Here’s what I’ve found so far:

@whereisgem

@xisumaworldtour

@skizz-in-places-he-shouldnt-be

@gtws-in-various-places

@etho-spotted (not actually a gimmick, but reblogs cool fanart so still follow them)

@impulsesv-but-everywhere

@tango-but-everywhere

@skizz-but-everywhere

@grianbuteverywhere

@imp-and-skizz-but-everywhere

@whereisrendog

@whereissmajor

@where-is-cleo

@where-is-welsknight

@whereiskrow

@whereisshinyduo

#there’s probably more #so let me know in replies #I also cannot guarantee if these are active #they are really funny though #mcyt #hermitcraft #I’ve apparently unintentionally started a movement #I CANT KEEP UP HELP

[angelkissedface]

la balance de la justice.

#art #2023 #fanart #been working on this one since saturday lads #mostly as a manifestation ritual bc i didnt have enough pulls to actually get her guaranteed TT #but i got her on soft pity so all is well bwahaha #also forgive any inaccuracies to her designs here i did all the linework and flats before her banner so i couldnt get good refs #esp for her ousia colour scheme #im immensely pleased with this though!! #its technically unfinished. i wanted to emphasise lighting and shadow but honestly im tired of working on it #and im doing comms rn so i shouldnt be too indulgent with personal pieces haha #genshin impact #furina #focalors

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

😽

#Bucky says he always owned a scrawny feral kitty though #Not like Steve disagrees #Alpine disapproves the blond 'cat' but it's a score for her and Steve to settle #Bucky is alright as long as they don't set neighbourhood in fire #They have tried several times now so there is no guarantee #Steve and his sadness errands before Bucky got back #steve rogers #stevebucky #james barns #james buchanan barnes #white wolf #stucky #steve bucky #Alpine Barnes #chris evans #sebastian stan

[bunnygirlbakes]

Beg your butch to breed you so that you can be a good girl and get pregnant for them

#my tag #first time I said that to my gf it’s entire body broke out into sweat it was so hot #can’t guarantee the safety of your cervix if you beg like that though 😇

[sailing-through-hawkins]

✧ 1 ✧ 2 ✧

"What if - ooh, what about Patricia?"

Robin rolls her eyes, picking at the grass by her ankles. She's tempted to throw some at Steve but she doesn't really wanna see the blades phase through him right now, even if he'll play up his outrage to distract her.

He's been doing that a lot lately. Trying to distract her from the fact that he's - that -

"Okay, okay, hear me out - Chrissy Cunningham."

"The cheerleader?" Robin wrinkles her nose. "Steve."

"It could happen!" Steve says defensively,  sticking his tongue out when Robin gives him her most 'seriously?' face she can muster. "Don't judge a book by its cover, or whatever."

"You're literally meant to do that, that's what the cover's for!"

"Well then, why do people even say that?!"

"I don't know!"

"Is it always like this with you two?" The grouchiest voice cuts through them and Steve spins around in place, floating up even higher so he can stare down at Eddie.

Robin just snorts. "Pretty much."

"Don't be too jealous, Munson," Steve coos, turning himself upside down with a wide grin. "You'll find your soulmate at some point, probably."

"Oh wow, probably," Eddie grouses, and Robin has to bite back a laugh when Steve, still upside down, floats behind him with a silly face stretching out...the scar on his chin. "I am ever so gracious for your faith, oh Generous King."

"This guy's a riot," Steve laughs, poking a finger through Eddie's shoulder and making him jump in place. "Bobbie, can we keep him?"

She wrinkles her nose and shakes her head. "I'll end up being the one taking care of him if we do."

"I'm right fucking here," Eddie glares at the both of them, which is just prime material to get them snickering. "Whatever, did it work or not?"

And with that, the laughs cut off.

Robin remembers.

Steve's dead.

"Hey," The ghost of Steve floats over to her, sitting down beside her on the grass. "It's okay -"

"It didn't -" Robin chokes out, avoiding Eddie's eye, staring down at the dirt that she's plucked bare of green. "It didn't. They couldn't see."

The air is silent.

"Probably for the best," comes a sigh and Robin feels rage boil through her blood.

"What the hell?" She glares up at Eddie, who holds his hand up in surrender.

"Look, I know you're both desperate to get your little 'Party' up to speed but like...I mean, just look at him." Eddie waves to all of Steve's ghost, who looks more and more affronted with every word Eddie says. "Do you really think it's a good idea for actual children who watched him die to see him again in the exact same get-up? With the same wounds?"

Robin pauses but Steve just glares harder. "Oh sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to go shopping at Ghosts-R-Us and pick a whole new outfit! What, you think I want to be stuck in this uniform? In the shorts?"

Eddie's face goes red and Robin distantly thinks 'serves you right' as the echo of "watched him die" cycles through her brain. "Well I - I don't know, you're a fucking ghost, you should have ghostly powers or something!"

"Have you ever met a ghost before?!"

"Have you?"

"Stop," Robin chokes out and she immediately gets the chills as Steve waves a hand through her shoulder. "Just stop."

She can't feel him, because he's gone. He's gone. He's gone -

"I'm right here, Rob," Steve's voice murmurs to her and she sobs. "I'm always with you, promise."

"I'm so sorry," she cries, burying her face in her hands and curling up, grief pulling down at her heart. "I'm so sorry, Steve -"

"Shh, it's okay, birdie," he says and she almost feels the warmth he should have. "It's not your fault, it's okay."

"I thought - I just - if we tell everyone, maybe they'll know what - how to - I'm sorry -"

"Wasn't your fault, Bucks," Eddie says gruffly, sitting down next to her roughly. "Just what happens sometimes. That kinda shit...'s out of our control."

She sniffles, burying her hand deeper into her own skin, hoping it'll suffocate the tears out of her, or maybe make her pass out so she doesn't have to think about all of it for a bit, or scratch away the endless void of pain inside her chest -

"Birdie, hey, look at me."

She doesn't.

"Robin."

She can't.

"Please?"

With another choked out sob, she looks up to see Steve Harrington, smiling at her like he never left. Like she didn't leave him.

"No matter what happened, or what happens," he says softly, nearly see-through fingers trying to brush her hair out of her face. Maybe she should get bangs. "I'm always with you, Robs. Not even until death do us part. Platonic soulmates for the rest of time."

She wails and shoves her face into his shoulder, not even caring if she passes through him. A hand pats her back, probably Eddie's, and she sobs louder because why did he get to see Steve? Why did she force him to know? Why couldn't they just be happy?

"Woah, how the hell -"

Robin blinks.

She's sobbing into Steve's shoulder. He's patting her back.

She quickly moves back and stares, Steve's own surprised face staring back, no bruises or scars or Scoops uniform in sight.

"What -"

And in a snap, his face turns back to battered and the warm red sweater he was wearing just a second ago turns back into the bright blue sailor shirt. His hair loses its fluff and goes back to that sad, wiry, bloodied mop.

He changed.

"So you do have ghost powers!" Eddie says triumphantly, as Steve sputters.

"I guess?!" He looks down at his hands, reaching out to touch Robin's fingers, but all she feels is the cold. "How did - why did it stop?"

With one last sniffle, she cups the air around his fingers and looks up at the both of them, her Steve and their spontaneously adopted Eddie (in retrospect, maybe they are weirdo magnets? Better think about that later). She says, with as much determination as she can muster, "This isn't over. We're getting you back."

#didn't actually anticipate writing more for this but people were so nice about the one shot i posted! #so here's another as a treat! #i do plan on writing another part eventually though it's not a priority atm #and i can't guarantee it'll all be resolved by the end #stobin #steddie #writing #ficlet #au content: ghosts #sailor✧writes #the dinguses (affectionate)

[asthevermincrawls]

#dark #eerie #night #orbs #aesthetic #this was around the area i saw a guy pissing #so there may be piss in this photo #not guaranteed though #a.txt #my photography #100+ #500 #lumix ts4

[quackysmackk]

Can I hack into Bonnie’s system to ask him a question?

@bee-beebumble Sure, why not

#asks #fnaf asks #beebeebumble asks #I can’t guarantee he’ll answer though

[infamouslydorky]

Why is it so controversial to want to be able to have a life outside of work? Why is it expected to work extended periods of time with heavy workloads to the point that by the time you get home, you're too pooped to actually do anything? I don't mind working but I don't want it to be my whole life. I want to work to live, not live to work

#slice of life #capitalism #capitalist hell #im so thankful for my new job. i just think that 40 hr workweeks for full-time minimum is bs #doesnt even guarantee you benefits in some jobs such as my current one. which is a problem for me #love my new coworkers. job itself is hard but gratifying #idk if i could see myself spending most of my time alive doing it for the remainder of my existence though