The more I think about it, the more I am floored by the amount of batshit insane potential the Tim-Damian-Bernard trio has.
Tim and Damian fighting to death for god-knows-what reason and Bernard, being an only child his entire life, is mildly concerned but ultimately comes to the conclusion that "It's nice that they both get along so well."
Bernard saying, "Mint chocolate pizza would be a revolutionary idea, almost as great of an idea as the original Batman dying and Robin being his reincarnation but I guess the world just isn't ready for it." and watching the world around him go up in flames.
Bernard knowing full well about the Wayne family's identities but going out of his way to mess with Damian by making up the most absurd theories:-
Bernard: Robin and all the birds in Gotham have a mutual relationship. Robin offers them protection and has installed cameras in the birds' eyes so that he can collect information from them.
Damian, oblivious to Bernard's knowledge: How do I legally execute someone?
Damian "laughter is the lowest form of emotional expression" Wayne losing his composure after seeing Bernard trip and fall on his face, dragging Tim along with him to the floor because they were holding hands.
Tim teasing Damian about crushes and Damian openly threatening him:-
Tim: You seem extremely interested in going to school nowadays, have you got a crush?
Damian: The only crush I will have is the urge to crush your head with my bare hands, Drake.
Damian whisper-yelling apologies to Bat-Cow as he stares at Tim and Bernard eating steak at the corner without a hint of remorse.
Alfred preparing himself to break up a fight every time the three of them watch a fantasy movie together. (One of them points at some monster side character and says "That's you." to the other.)
Just them being a chaotic trio of smart idiots.
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Periodic reminder that unless a person specifically and clearly tells you it is okay to tell others they are trans or queer, you should err on the side of caution and assume they do not want you to tell people (especially random people!) about their transness or queerness.
You have no idea, generally, why somebody doesn't talk openly about their trans or queer status, and you have no idea, truly, how somebody might react to that information. The most progressive person out there is still capable of harbouring incredibly negative thoughts about somebody's queer status.
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time is so fucking scary. because it does not care if you are happy. you will think I wish to stay like this, right here in this moment. i have found my place. but then time comes like a wave and pushes you forward. you cannot stay. and neither can the people you love. forward forward forward. time has ripped the claws from my hands, and the teeth from my mouth, as I have tried to cling to yesterday. but you must move forward forward forward. Forward forward forward. Forward forward forward. Forward forward forw—
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actually there's a huge difference between queerbaiting/"Hey guys look how gay these two are haha they're definitely gonna end up together, give us views uwu oh- never mind oops they're going to superhell" and "Hey it's 2004-2012 and there's no way we can get away with having our protags/main couple be two gay men but we really want to show these two are soulmates so we'll do it through subtext and underlying messages and by literally telling you over and over again their relationship is the most stable and important in the entire show, and the ending will imply they lived and died together", and it's insane that some of yall don't see how these two are not the same fucking thing.
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Thinking many many thoughts about how Jean was Riko's partner for a YEAR and was still rooming with Goon #3. Because that was how unwilling Riko was to let go of Kevin. And how that implies that Jean was placed as his partner both because of the practicality of Kevin being gone AND as a punishment for letting him go in the first place. Being partners with Jean could actually slow Riko down depending on how often he's hurt (because I don't think Riko was all that exempt from the rules to the point where his partner's performance would completely not matter) and he was still placed there. Riko was just THAT angry at him over Kevin's escape. And all the while he was keeping Kevin's side of room like an altar, even back when he didn't even think Kevin could PLAY, because of an injury he caused.
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and just like clockwork twitter and tiktok “swifties” are already doing the 2 things they always do when a new re-recording comes out
1. “she didn’t breathe the same here in (any song) i’m just going to stream the stolen 😡😡”
2. “there’s no way she wrote (any vault track) back in (insert year) she has to have written them post midnights and is lying 🙄”
it literally was never about “improving” or “botching” the album it’s about her owning her work hasn’t she made it clear enough…?
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What if I said that hypothetically Brink and Caught Between Collapsing Skies take place in the same universe. Just for funsies. What’s stopping me. Maybe all my fics are secretly in the same universe, who knows. Maybe it’s all connected. Maybe it’s all part of a plan- /j
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