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matchadobo · 1 year

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KIDD; eustass kidd as a college student

summary: my headcanons of kidd as a college student in the modern world. no dfs here. part two here tw: afab!reader, nothing sussy here dw

* studies metallurgy or mechanical engineering

* insanely good at physics and chemistry 🫦

* but very emotionally and people dumb

* would wear graphic tees with rolled sleeves, ripped jeans, ankle boots

* eyeliner and lipstick on AT ALL TIMES

* is always late to class

* would be an overachiver

* makes every little thing a competition

* however, not an active student. he's just active when he wants to speak up about something he knows

* the typa student who does last minute reviews before exams and/or quizzes yet still manage to get a high mark

* lives in dorms with the other kidd pirates

* always have boys' nights where they just watch horror and scare each other, play games, or just get drunk

* not active in extracurriculars, he couldn't care less (unless it's related to his course or he's interested abt something it offers)

* know him as "that one hot redhead who always has a frown in his face and always gets into fights with the professors"

* would always banter with profs; not to disrespect them, but he's smart enough to butt heads with the professors. although his intention is to purely state what he knows is right, he always ends up disrespecting them bc of his language and attitude and gets demerits lmao

* kidd as a groupmate is a pain in the ass; he never replies and only does when he feels like it—which is rarer than rare. he replies to comply on the day before the deadline 🤬

* whenever there's debates, he's your man. mans got no filter and actually say stuff that no one wants to (e.g. controversies like church vs state, gray areas, taboos, gov't corruption, etc.), but only with a foul language

* submits tasks late 😫

* his handwriting is like this. he don't care abt pen width, brand, and type

* would visit nightclubs and bars seldomly, have hook ups and flings here and there but nothing was serious enough for him to go crazy for. he'd be with them one night max, he's the type of guy to leave afterwards 😭

his relationship with you:

* if you were just a blockmate he'd never even bat an eye at you let alone know you exist

- unless you caught his eye bc of your attractiveness physically or mentally

- if you haven't done anything remarkable to catch his attention, you're good as a rock to him

* if you're friends with him and is part of his circle:

- kidd being friends with you means that he can not only tolerate you but you can also measure up to and endure his feistyness

- that is tantamount to him being interested with you

- whenever a topic is blurry to you, he'd call you "dumb, birdbrain, shit for brains, etc" each time he explains and you still don't understand. but he would always accurately and patiently piece it out for you step by step, there's just some harshness that comes with it

- would always treat you to his and yours' favorite place after school whenever he sees you tired and bummed out after classes. would always tell you that "cmon i'll feed you some real fuckin' food, better than those ugly ass instant noodles you always have at your dorms." secretly loves seeing you eat and be full after meals

- each time your circle goes out, he'd always be seated next to you, is always close to you, or keeps an eye on you saying "you'll kill yourself with your dumb ass if i don't keep an eye on you." but that's just an excuse, cuz he likes looking at you

- study dates! well, he refuses to call them dates; just like how he refuses his feelings towards you. but would always insist on regularly doing this

> he doesn't really need the study dates, he's smart enough to excel on his own. he just wants an excuse to spend time with you, be close to you, teach you, make you laugh, and eat with you

- would he confess? he would, drunk. it'd start when you ask him to stop since he had too much to drink, he'll cup your face and tell you with flushed cheeks as his breath stinks from alcohol, he'll proclaim how much he adores you and how cute you are. he'll regret it in the morning and would avoid you for days.

- when you two get together, you two are inseparable. pda is clear as day. he's clingy af, would always link arms with you during lectures, rubbing circles on your soft skin. would let you put your thighs over his lap and stroke them fondly. when you put your head down during class as a result from weariness, his fingers with red-lacquered nails combs through your hair to soothe you. would always have an arm around you, whether above your shoulder or waist.

- his go to destressing activity is game/movie night with you and his circle

dreamy sighs 0~0

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fluffallamaful · 1 year

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Hear me out, gummy Karl. He's got the swirl on his belly and it's definitely ticklish as heck. I imagine that in his gummy form Karl can't really talk, kind of like blob Dream. I can see his noodle limbs getting all curly when someone hits a spot he really enjoys. I also hc that Karl becomes gummy when he's very tired or very emotional.

Sad gummy Karl will always be the target of his fiancés finest cheer up tickles.

Angry gummy Karl just needs one tickly lap around his swirl to become giggly and cuddly again

Tired gummy Karl will all but literally melt into soft tickles for relaxation.

But also he loves to help his loves out. Quackity stressed from elections or work on LN? Gummy Karl will happily drape across his lap to be a squeaky stress relief. Sap angry or upset? Gummy Karl will be quick to playfully provoke him into a better mood once by wrecking Karl for being a pest.

But of course he can be mischievous too. Going into gummy form to annoy Quackity by being tall.

Messing up Saps training by cheating during sparring; wrapping his noodle self around him

Following the gang to watch manhunt and tripping Dream or the hunters.

Rearranging blocks on Foolish's builds

Following Punz around knowing the mercenary wants to be alone.

I think that gummy Karl has high potential as both ler and lee. He's a devious lil guy.

-Azure Giggles

okzhxghss i LOve the tickly swirrrlll :((( do you recon it’s fuzzy like his merch? like js it just fun to trace in general? and also AHhh the curly noodles arms absjx 😭 like twisting in on themselves when the ler hits a good spot.

(discussion below)

🦙🦙🦙…

i love the idea of sap and quackity finding gummy karl just all curled in on himself and mopey :(( like arms wrapped around himself twice for comfort :(( and they just scoop him up and ask him what’s wrong and be so gentle with him. it’s kinda cute that while all curled up like this, his swirl would be buried, and so there would have to be so much convincing to let them trace it which is just adorable.. like “Cmon Karl.. let us see your swirl..” all teasy and sweet

i for some reason also adore the image of sap and karl sparring and karl just being gummy and wrapping himself around sap like a big noodle monster. and then also adore sap being unable to fight back (coz karl’s noodle arms have his arms pinned to his side) and then just having to endure a tickle/kissy attack from karl AH

gummy karl as a provoker 🥺 like those streams where he just constantly plays hide and seek with foolish? so like stealing foolish’s stuff and then hiding away. maybe even lying on top of foolish’s build so foolish can’t place blocks. so foosh has to tickle him out the way. also just tickling him until he promises to stop being a menace, but that only egging karl on more

🦙🦙🦙…

#so cuteeeeeee #ahhhhh #thank you for waitinggggg #azuregiggles #llamas concepts #llama asks #lee!karl #ler!karl

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caracello · 1 year

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you would DEFINITELY win in a fistfight against me cause i may be full of rage but i got wimpy noodle arms it’d probably feel like i’m bapping you with my fists

but why would you even wanna fight me??? i’m just a lil guy a lil birthday boy cmon deimos would you hurt a little guy on his birthday <- not its birthday

LLOL yuo must understand i LOVE to fight its my greatest dream to go die in war(lie) ithink if i got into a fight with you it would end with me picking u up by the scruff and outting you on a high shelf . thats it go on the fridge

#IT HASNT BEEN GIVING ME NOTIFS FOR YOUR ASKS SOBBBBB SORRY PATCHES #ask #patches-the-sock-monkitty

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tomonari-nue · 3 years

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Junpei Lives AU

i already warned Kiyoko about this but basically this is dedicated to my friend whom i bullied persuaded into watching JJK only to have them crying in my DMs when they found out Junpei was gone for good.

anyway, who else is bummed out that Junpei never got to learn alongside Yuuji and make friends at JJTech bc i sure am so My City Now

let’s assume that in a slightly more merciful world Junpei wasnt idle-transfigured to death and Yuuji basically hauled his ass away from Mahito

Nanami: Itadori-kun he did attack civilians Yuuji: yeah after being severely manipulated by an extremely fucked up cursed spirit! and being bullied relentlessly! and losing his only family! Nanami: his only family? Junpei: my dad isn’t in the picture Nanami, doing quick neck-breaking mental gymnastics about the possible logistics of unofficially adopting another teenage boy: I See.

technically, due to his age Junpei should be a year or two higher than Yuuji but given that he’s pretty much a newbie, he stays with the other first years

Yuuji wasnt allowed to accompany Junpei when he had his “exam” with Yaga and pretty much sat outside the room biting his nails

he doesnt hear Junpei’s declaration that he’ll never allow anyone to ever lay a hand on him ever again, that he wont let himself be manipulated any longer

Junpei moves into the empty dorm next to Megumi

(poor Megumi is thus subsequently stuck with hearing them giggle during their movie marathons in either room bc the walls are THIN and it doesnt matter who’s in who’s dorm bc its STILL NEXT TO HIM AND HE WANTS TO SLEEP THANK YOU VERY MUCH–)

Yuuji gets Junpei a lavalamp with floating jellyfish in it as a housewarming (dormwarming??) gift

initially Junpei was a little nervous meeting Yuuji’s other friends but he figures if they like Yuuji they wouldnt be that bad

wrong. he was terrified of both Megumi and Nobara.

Megumi: hello who is th– Nobara: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS HUH? WHO IS THIS STRANGER YUUJI? ANOTHER SWEATY TEENAGE BOY? WHY COULDNT YOU FIND ANOTHER GIRL DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?

(its okay they became friends)

each of them coach Junpei regularly so he can keep up: Yuuji obviously takes over the hand-to-hand combat aspect

Junpei: no offence but i dont want to fight you Yuuji: oh its okay!! i have a high pain tolerance so dont worry about hitting me!! Junpei, who already got his ass kicked thoroughly by Yuuji before and knowing that this guy’s bicep is double the width of his own noodle arms: thats not what im worried about

Megumi, naturally, takes over coaching Junpei on all things shikigami – he’s very taken by Moon Dregs

Junpei: this is Moon Dregs, i didnt have her for very long but– Megumi: she’s beautiful, but can she fight? Junpei: she’s very poisonous Megumi: rad. anything else? Junpei: she. glows in the dark? Megumi: Megumi, under his breath: thats fucking sick as hell

Junpei isnt too sure what Nobara can coach him on considering their fighting styles are very different

Nobara: dont worry im gonna punch a spine into you Junpei: ????????

Nobara becomes the most terrifying (yet oddly effective) life coach in order to teach Junpei to be a lot more confident – unfortunately that also means feeding into his hidden violent streak KJBSBJKDJBK–

Nobara: this guy slaps your ice cream cone to the ground Junpei: what a dick Nobara: EXACTLY! what do you do? Junpei: hit him with a brick Nobara: YES Yuuji: NO Megumi: depends on what flavour the ice cream was

despite him and Nobara having similar violence levels, Junpei does kind of try to be the peacemaker in the group even if he does overindulge Yuuji quite often lmao

he brings the WEIRDEST movies to movie night fridays and often argues with Nobara over what they should watch

he once ignored Yuuji for an entire evening bc the other voted against him and he was stuck watching Frozen with everyone

Yuuji: cmon Junpei, just let it– Junpei: finish that sentence and im eating all of the mozzarella sticks

nobody likes to play Uno against Junpei bc he turns absolutely ruthless

on the first few nights at JJTech Junpei, having turned a little insomniac, wandered into the kitchen late at night to find this gangly figure in the dark with bright blue glowing eyes

nobody had bothered to tell him that Gojo liked to sneak sugar cubes

Junpei screamed so loud Yuuji took his door off its hinges in frantic hurry and Megumi got a bloody nose bc he ran straight into a wall

of course, that was nothing compared to having a very cranky and very pissed off Nobara show up in bunny-patterned PJs and hello kitty eyemask clutching her hammer

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yoshino junpei #cursed technique: headcanons #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara #gojo satoru #nanami kento #JUNPEI DESREVED TO LIVE A LIFE FULL OF TEENAGE SHENANIGANS #IM SO SAD HE NEVER GOT TO #IMAGINE THE FRIENDSHIPS #THE CHAOS #GOD. JUNPEI IF YOU'RE OUT THERE #ILY HONEY

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mottephobia-imagines · 4 years

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Ikemen Sengoku Mafia!AU (Oda Forces)

In case y’all didn’t know I also write for Otome (both Voltage and Cybird)

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Oda Nobunaga: the leader

Absolutely a leader of a yakuza- and a good one at that too

(Assuming this takes place in modern day japan) runs one of the biggest Yakuza factions

On the outside though, he’s a very successful heir to a large, multimillion company (think Eisuke Ichinomiya from KBTBB I mean they’re practically the same person cmon)

Due to his seemingly inconspicuous ‘day job’ and charming personality making him very popular to the public eye, no one suspects him of being involved in any organized crime, so he’s able to operate very smoothly under the radar

Of course, he has spies every where- including in the government and police force so his tracks are very covered

Aims to take political power at some point and have his faction be the dominant faction (eliminating all possible rivals)

His biggest one being his enemy Kenshin Uesugi’s faction, who takes any and every opportunity they can to get under his nerves constantly lmao

Nobunaga and Kenshin have never seen each other face to face (if they did it’d be a blood bath), but still have an unspoken respect for each other as much as they hate each other lmao

The rivalry between their two families has lasted generations- now that it’s their turn, Nobunaga is determined to end it with the last laugh

Nobunaga’s still the same arrogant, cocky bastard he is, but 100x worse (as with modern technology)

Grew up with a very traditional family who were samurais in the past, so he’s had a lot of training in swordsmanship and martial arts

Always keeps a pistol in his jacket pocket and wears a bulletproof vest 90% of the time

(He’s not that good with guns tho)

On his desk there’s probably a little plateful of candies, and his fridge is also stocked with sweet things (it’s a wonder how he doesn’t have diabetes yet)

Also has a pocketful of tiny candies to last him throughout the day (much to Hideyoshi’s dismay)

Also, slicked back hair, suited up Nobunaga with a sleeve tattoo (he’d have to try really hard to keep his sleeve tattoo hidden but still just imagine)

Hideyoshi Toyotomi: the bodyguard

Hideyoshi is Nobunaga’s most trusted confidant, who also serves as his bodyguard

Wherever Nobunaga goes, Hideyoshi follows suit

More often than not the voice of reason

Always trusts his gut and is always skeptical of new members (or just people in general why won’t you trust me dammit)

He came from a poor family of farmers in the countryside, and when they couldn’t take care of him anymore they abandoned him

He was a thief for a little while, until Nobunaga’s dad took him in and raised him as his own

Hideyoshi deems this a debt he has to pay, and him helping Nobunaga and keeping him straight will repay the family’s kindness

He’s always the one to direct less major missions and cleans up the messes

Frequently in contact with Mistuhide, and he hates the guy (more like annoyed tbh)

He’s basically Nobunaga’s messenger lmao

And mother older brother figure, he frequently stops Nobunaga from rampaging over something insignificant and keeps him from being unhealthy by taking away his candies sometimes

Is better skilled with a gun, and thus carries not one, but two (those like shoulder straps for guns under his suit type of thing)

He goes undercover from time to time, although it’s not his specialty- he’s kind of a jack of all trades kinda guy

He’s really good at sussing out the spies and traitors, because he listens to his gut and it’s almost always right

Will do anything and everything to help Nobunaga succeed, even if it means killing anyone who stands in the way

Date Masamune: the affiliate

Masamune is actually the leader of another yakuza faction, but since it was so weak at the time he took the opportunity to pair up with Nobunaga

His faction deals more with drugs and weapons, smuggling them over borders and getting them out and in of the country

That being said, most of his deals take place at exclusive bars and clubs- where the richest of the rich gather

He’s a pretty laid-back guy for someone who runs a drug syndicate- he doesn’t really care how things get done as long as they get done somehow

Also pretty goofy- when people first meet him, they’d think that there was no way he was in the yakuza

Even though the sleeve tattoos and the eyepatch probably should’ve been enough for them to know

And the massive amount of jewelry, too- Masamune isn’t shy about his wealth like at all

He’s totally the type to wear those bigass rings, complete with sapphires on them just to show off a little more

He loves to piss off Nobunaga, he loves for it

Ieyasu tells him that it might get him killed (low key a worried bb) but Masamune knows Nobunaga isn’t gonna get rid of him anytime soon; due to the fact that Masamune’s faction gives a shit ton of money

Him and Ieyasu tolerate get along pretty well, although the latter may deny it

Out of all of them, he’s probably the strongest and most skilled combat-wise; he’s adept in martial arts, knives and blades, as well as having an extensive knowledge on firearms and even bombs and how to use them

Honestly, he’s with Nobunaga just for the power boost- ones his faction gets enough power, he’s gonna dip then come back and be like ‘sike u thought’

Masamune has the same aspiration as both Nobunaga and Kenshin, but knows he can’t fight them both at the same time. So why not let the two battle it out then fight the winner?

Akechi Mistuhide: the spy

Aka the rat

Mistuhide is a double agent working for Nobunaga, on his own terms

He’s a spy within the government’s police force, and nobody has caught him yet

Tells Nobunaga about any upcoming busts and when and where they’re gonna go, who they’re going to investigate and go after, basically all information on cases that may affect him

Very good at hiding his tracks- it’s almost impossible to get this guy

Also very good at swaying his coworkers and even bosses- tells them whether or not to pursue a case or person, acknowledge evidence, and even do something for him

He started out as an assassin for hire before becoming an informant for Nobunaga, which is the foundation for the distrust Hideyoshi has on him

Coupled with the fact that he’s easily a manipulative and cunning bastard, you’ve got someone who is a valuable asset but you can’t help but wonder when he’ll turn his back on you

He’s actually the son of a very rich man who had many wives and concubines; growing up, his father’s other wives would try to kill him using any tactic they could, so he developed quickly some skills that children shouldn’t have learned

He knows when food and drinks are poisoned, when someone is trying to ambush you, and when someone is lying- and this was before any formal training for an assassin

Because of his talent with blades and smaller guns, he’s the one Nobunaga sends out most of the time to kill someone and make it seem like an accident

Teams up with Masamune to annoy Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu (sometimes)

He once went undercover with Hideyoshi- the teasing was unfiltered and hard. Hideyoshi kept yelling at him to please stop, we have a fuckinh mission to do and you making me flustered will not make this any less difficult.

He honestly just lives to see people annoyed/embarrassed lmao

Used to tease Ieyasu a lot before Masamune came and essentially replaced him

Mitsuhide’s reasons for joining Nobunaga’s faction still remains a mystery, and he’d like to keep it that way

Tokugawa Ieyasu: the doctor

Why is there no yellow

The underground doctor who works for Nobunaga, Ieyasu has plenty of knowledge and experience despite his young age

At first, you’d think he isn’t a doctor at all- he‘s rough, not exactly friendly, and easily irritated; which is exactly what makes him so good at his job

As an underground doctor, Ieyasu’s primary job is to salvage whatever unfortunate soul had been injured at the time- sometimes, it’d be much, much more than one person

He can’t afford to let his emotions get to him and slow him down, so he’s learned to repress his emotions and completely focus on his job instead

Also, he can’t be like a traditional doctor because he’s dealing with criminals here- and with his pretty face, not everyone’s gonna take him seriously if he offers the usual caring doctor attitude

Ieyasu grew up in a wealthy family before being kidnapped and sold in the black market as a child, abused within the system and eventually ended up in an old doctor’s hands

The old doctor would basically take him on as an apprentice and told him all his medical knowledge, urging him to follow in his footsteps before he died

When the doctor did die, Ieyasu continued his medical studies and attended several schools and universities before going off the grid completely

Years later he was found in a back alley market (think the black market from beastars) by non other than Nobunaga, who he saved from some thugs (or at least tried to)

Because of his work as a doctor, he often forgets to really take a rest and goes days without sleeping and living off spicy ramen noodles

It’s gotten so bad at one point that Masamune (who buys the noodles for him regularly) actually confiscated all of them and demanded Ieyasu be given a day off (he can’t have tease him if he’s dead!)

Speaking of Masamune, they met after the ‘eyepatch wearing idiot’ came into his clinic after a particularly grueling gun fight with the police

He’s kind of thankful for Masamune- Ieyasu would still have to deal with Mitsuhide and that guy gets on his nerves the quickest, if Masamune didn’t take his spot lmao

He has a little pet porcupine at home, and he sometimes sticks him in the chest pocket of his doctor’s coat whenever he knows he’s gonna spend days at his clinic

Don’t let his pretty looks fool you; mans learned many combat skills from Masamune including how to absolutely murder people with guns

Ishida Mitsunari: the hacker

From how sweet and kind he looks he definitely does not look like part of the Yakuza

Like, he looks like he belongs in a classroom teaching kids, not in a computer room hacking government files

Extremely skilled hacker- he can get any information from anywhere and leave no trace

Is the main source of information for Nobunaga

Mitsunari was the son of a college professor, and spent most of his time reading in the school library when his father took him to his lectures

Pretty soon he found himself loving computers and tinkering with them, eventually leading to him hacking some minor websites

Fat forward a couple of years and his curious nature doesn’t stop, leading to him discovering some secret files/tapes of Nobunaga’s faction

He left a clear enough trace that he was easily tracked down and almost killed; however, Nobunaga saw some potential in him and decided to give him a choice between dying or joining them (not much of a choice there buddy)

He joined in his late teens, so he’s never really experienced what life was like (thanks Nobunaga)

Nonetheless, he’s actually pretty terrifying when he’s angry

With his demeanor, you’d think he wouldn’t have a mean bone in his body- wrong

Being in the yakuza at a young age, he’s seen some shit and learned some shit- and he’s even tried some of them

Many people have spited him, thinking he’s a doormat

Mitsunari does not let that fly

People underestimate how much he can ruin their lives through the computer screen- financial ruin, a hard hit to reputations, etc

He rarely if ever does that though, most of the time he’d just brush it off and continue what he’s doing (unless it escalates then you’re fucked lmao Mitsudarki come thru)

Mitsunari’s really good with kids, so often times the higher ups or other members leave their kids or pets with him because even if he is booked for work, he still takes stellar care of them

Gets teased by Mitsuhide often, but doesn’t get what he’s saying most of the time

Is heavily opposed to killing- he’d much rather talk it through with someone or ruin their life rather than taking it

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Uggghhhhh this took so long but I love these little shits so it was worth it 😤😤 they’re so pretty wth-

#ikemen series #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #ikesen nobunaga #ikesen mitsuhide #ikesen mitsunari #ikesen masamune #ikesen ieyasu #ikesen hideyoshi #mafia au #modern au #basically kbtbb but not lmaoooo #cybird #otome #ikesen headcanon #ikesen oda forces #oda forces

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shiftynightshade · 3 years

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Shoto tilted his head against the pillow of his futon and stared drowsily at the base of his dresser, boredom gently lapping at his consciousness. He briefly considered taking a nap, but that would most likely lead to Endeavour bursting into his room and leaving him in a shitty mood.

‘Guess I’ll go check the kitchen. Hopefully, I still have some cold soba left.’

With a huff Shoto dragged himself up from the floor, groaning when his back creaked in protest. “Nope- nope-nope-nope- todays is just not it.”

A few minutes later and Shoto finally stumbled into the kitchen, silently thanking every god that Fuyumi or Endeavour weren’t in the room. Grasping the handle to the fridge Shoto pulled the door open smiling when the cold soba was still on the shelf he left it the previous night.

Grabbing the bowl and kicking the fridge door shut, Shoto clutched the bowl and took his first bite of the noodles, humming in delight at the taste. He walked out the doorway and into the living room. A small shine caught his eye though.

Shoto raised an eyebrow and walked over to the bench, eyes widening when he saw exactly what the shine was.

‘No way…’

Placing his half-eaten soba down Shoto grabbed the slim rectangle and felt a smirk grow across his face. ‘Let us have some fun now, shall we?’

* * * *

Their phones all pinged at once, a photo from Todoroki was accompanied by a single message. Ochako's eyes sparkled as the image of Shoto with a devious smirk spread across his face, eyes full of life and ready to wreak havoc.

And in between his index and middle fingers?

Endeavour’s Platinum Card. Ochako tilted her head and stared at the message that was across the photo.

“It’s Either Murder Or Vandalism, Take Your Pick” – Tenya Iida

I Tried To Fight a Cop In Hospital Slippers: lets go fuckers, we’re going shopping!

I Suplexed A Feral Pomeranian But I’m Still Broke As Fuck: holy hsit yes please

I’m Coming For Kacchan’s Arms And Legs: dude lets go and buy as much shit as possible

I Fist Fought Stain In A Back Alley And Got Stabbed Multiple Times In Response: Shoto…

I Say What’s On My Mind And I Drown Perverts: Come on Tenya just this once?

I Suplexed A Feral Pomeranian But I’m Still Broke As Fuck: CMON TEN-CHAN ITLL BE AWESOME

I Fist Fought Stain In A Back Alley And Got Stabbed Multiple Times In Response: I wasn’t gonna argue actually, I ONLY HAVE ONE RULE THOUGH

I Tried To Fight a Cop In Hospital Slippers: fine whats the rule

I Fist Fought Stain In A Back Alley And Got Stabbed Multiple Times In Response: we have to max the card

I’m Coming For Kacchan’s Arms And Legs: jhdwfehj SWEEET

I’m Coming For Kacchan’s Arms And Legs: meet you guys there then?

I Say What’s On My Mind And I Drown Perverts: meet you all there

The next few hours were the best Shoto’s had in a long time.

They had passed a hero merch store and Shoto saw how Izuku’s eyes had shone, so he grabbed All Might’s secret love child and dragged him into the shop, handed him the card and said “Go crazy ‘Zuku.”

The rest of them had wandered in five minutes later, Ochako grabbing a Gunhead keychain and a 13 plushie, giggling when Tsu walked up with an enamel pin of a silver gun. Ten minutes later and they finally left the shop, Tenya shaking his head with a smile as Ochako manhandled their shopping bags from the rest of them with little effort.

(And if they giggled at the group of teenagers of various genders staring at her with blushes on their faces as they stared at her biceps? Well, they kept that to themselves.)

Shoto and Ochako had walked into the home deco store and had stopped and stared. The two shared a look and dashed into the store, throwing waves over their shoulders as Tenya yelled out, “We’ll be at the café!”

Ochako and Shoto ended up spending nearly over an hour in there, easily racking up all of their purchases a hundred and twenty-five thousand, one hundred and eleven yen each for all of their decorations. Shopping in hand they stumbled over to the café table, shrugging when Shinsou levelled them with an incredulous look. Hatsume didn’t look fazed in the slightest, instead smirking at them from where she was sipping her drink next to Tenya.

Tenya smiled. “We found these two wandering around earlier, so we kind of just… grabbed them?”

Shoto blinked. “Really?”

Hatsume laughed. “Hey, two things.”

She smirked. “One, I need new stuff that Power Loader Sensei won’t supply, sooo Ten-Ten over here said that Endeavour’s Platinum Card in paying,” Hatsume shrugged. “and honestly, anything to piss him off.”

They slid into their seats, Ochako looking over to the purple-haired male. “What about you Shinsou-Kun?”

Shinsou shrugged. “Hey, I don’t like Endeavour, he has some pretty… interesting choices of words to say about quirks like mine.”

Shoto tilted his head. “Understandable.” He said.

They had put drinks aside for them, which had been received with smiles of thanks.

Shoto sipped at his drink, smiling as he stood to throw the cup away, snatching Izuku’s empty cup while he was distracted, and smirking when he squawked in indignation.

Tsu stood and stretched. “We better get going if we want to get back in time.”

Izuku smiled. “Or,” He said, eyes twinkling. “We can go and crash at Tenya’s house for a bit.”

Tenya shrugged. “I’d have to double-check, but my parents love you so I’m pretty sure that they won’t object.” He turned to the new additions to their rag-tag group. “You two are more than welcome to join!”

Hatsume nodded while Shinsou shrugged.

Tenya hummed. “Are there any jewellery stores near-bye?”

Shinsou raised an eyebrow. “Why do you need to know?”

Tenya gave a lazy shrug, shoving his hands in his pockets. “I want to see if I can get any more studs.” Hatsume whistled. “Wow didn’t take 1-A’s class prez to be the kind to have piercings.”

Izuku smiled. “Can I pick out a colour this time?” Tenya extended a hand. “Sure, lead the way!”

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It only took them a solid five minutes to find Tenya a few new studs, which included a silver stud with a deep blue Cubic zirconia gem which shone in the light, a similar stud but with gold and a red gem, and a simple silver and white gem that gleamed.

With a numerous amount of puppy eyes, Tenya caved and picked out the gold and red stud, turning to borrow the mirror on the far wall. When he turned back around the stud was nestled comfortably on the right side of his nose, the other studs packed away into a small box.

“Lookin’ good Ten-chan,” Ochako smirked. Tenya merely smiled.

Time passed by quickly after that, they bought a few more things, but the mall had begun to close, so they finally left, all seven of them making their way to Tenya’s house.

When they walked into class the next week after the holiday half of their classmates had double-takes when they saw Tenya’s nose piercing, the blue and silver stud, which had been switched in, was glittering in the morning light, made them laugh.

And if they offered to buy stuff for their classmates (bar Mineta, due to his suspension) well, it was their little secret.

#Iida Tenya #bnha #midoriya izuku #uraraka ochako #tsuyu asui #hitoshi shinsou #mei hatsume #fuyumi #bnha endeavour #todoroki shouto

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f4irymxri · 3 years

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- 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘢 𝘹 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘦𝘮! 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 -

chapter 4.

𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 driving for about fifteen minutes, we made it to the airport just in time. We quickly got our suitcases and speed walked to the receptionist. They ringed our suitcases, checking the prices based on their weights. That process went by quickly since our suitcases weren't heavy. We then made our way through security, then finally we got our tickets. Turns out our flight doesn't actually leave until 11:00 but at least we had some spare time.

We said our goodbyes to our aunt, which got very emotional for Jemila since my aunt was like her mother figure. I knew we would see her again, though. We were in the seats closest to our gate and Jemila had fallen asleep. I was on my phone, drinking coffee to fight my fatigue. I was getting pretty hungry so I looked in my bag for the snacks I packed. I planned ahead because I've seen what they charge you for a bag of chips in an airport. I will most definitely not be buying.

I pulled out a small bag of chips and a bottle of water. "TERMINAL 4 GATE 3A FLIGHT TO NORTHERN JAPAN IS NOW BOARDING," I heard throughout the airport. "Oh shit that's us," I said. I got up and woke Jemila "Cmon they're boarding," I said as I gathered my items. Jemila got hers and we both got our suitcases and bags then made our way to the gate. We got on and went through the process of finding our seats, putting our suitcases in the cabin, and getting comfortable.

After that process, it's not a 9 hour and 40-minute direct flight to Japan. We could've gotten separate and shorter ones, but it's much easier to just directly go. Jemila knocked out again and I was just listening to my music, while the plane was getting ready to lift off. There was an announcement and a video we had to watch. Then finally, we took off. I felt my stomach feeling queasy as my body felt like it was being lifted. Every time. After we were in the air, I started to relax. I felt my body slowly drifting to sleep as we flew in the air.

ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴋɪᴘ

I opened my eyes and fluttered I saw Jemila on her phone and eating what seemed to be a bowl of noodles? "Hey," she smiled. "Hey," I said. "I was gonna wake you up, but you was snoring and shit so," she laughed. I just glared at her and shook my head. I adjusted my body and got comfortable. "Isn't this your first time flying?" I asked Jemila. "Yea but it's not as bad as I thought it would be," she shrugged her shoulders. I laughed and leaned back in my seat. For the next 2 hours, it was just a constant mixture of one of us falling asleep and chatting with each other after 30 minutes.

After a long-ass flight of 9 hours, we finally made it to Japan. I slept most of the flight so I was pretty rested. Jemila was also pretty rested since literally, the only thing she did was sleep. We got our suitcases and got off the plane. We were supposed to be in the Miyagi prefecture which means we're in the north of Tokyo. The Haneda Airport was just, amazing. There was a huge mountain behind it that I saw while we were on the plane.

My aunt told me her friend, Koharu would be leading us to the house we would be staying. The thing is, she knows what we look like, but we don't know what she looks like so... Not really the safest ordeal, but I trust my aunt. We were just sightseeing and obviously, we got a few stares. I kind of suspected it so I wasn't surprised but I had to shut Jemila up almost four times.

Then a tall, slender woman approached us. She was medium built and stood just a little above me. She smiled at me and I assumed she was Koharu. "Hello, I'm Koharu. Are you Amelia's kids?" she smiled. I waved at her and I responded to her. "Hi, I'm her niece, Y/N and this is my friend, Jemila," I said. Jemila smiled and waved at her. "I've heard a lot about you both from Amelia. Let's get going, yea?" she said. We both nodded and followed her.

"Your aunt bought a house for you guys to stay in so that you could be close to your school," she said and we put all our suitcases in the trunk. Then we drove off. We chatted with Koharu and she was not what I expected her to be like. She works as a tattoo artist and under all her sleeves, she had all these gorgeous tattoos all over her body. She totally looked like a work of art. I was a big fan of tattoos personally.

I've always wanted to get a matching one with someone, but Jemila refuses. She says she's not letting anyone imprint ink on her skin. But I'll get one someday. We finally made it to the house and when we saw it, our jaws dropped. The house was literally like a garden. There were flowers all over the front yard, displayed in a gradient range of colors and the whole house was just euphoric. And it was big too. "This whole house just for us two?!" I said. This is so unnecessary.

"Kudos to your aunt," Koharu laughed. We got out of the car and got our suitcases out. Koharu unlocked the front door and showed us around the house. There were 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a kitchen, and a backyard with a pool. I was just in shock. Jemila and I both got our own rooms and bathrooms. Koharu said she would be coming by once every few days to check on us. She left her number and two keys for me and Jemila. I made a mental note to call my aunt later and check on her. Jemila and I spent the rest of the day settling in.

#haikyu x reader #haikyuu #ryunosuke tanaka #blackyn #blackreader

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lilmissscastle · 7 years

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the lords and their GoT house

Lol imagine the GoT OP playing over the map of Feudal Japan. And like it’s hard to miss the parallels between the two ― different clans fighting for power? hot af swordsmen? hardcore battles? shadowy and elusive assassins?? a dragon??? (ok slbp has a different kind of dragon but still) So I wondered, what if the Lords were part of a House in Game of Thrones? Let’s begin withhh

Nobunaga - House Lannister: “Hear Me Roar!” Seen as bold and ruthless but with a dash of cleverness and maybe a little pragmatism. Also Nobubu isn’t just some pompous git, he can definitely walk the talk. After all, an Oda does have a certain pride. Ya bet Nobunaga can fit in with the lions of Westeros

Mitsuhide - House Arryn: “As High as Honor!” I mean cmon just the motto is enough xD also we all know that Mitsuhide has a thing for Special :^) Freaky :^) Dungeons :^)

Yukimura - House Tully: “Family, Duty, Honor.” fkNG FITE ME ON THIS ONE I DARE YA

Saizo - The Faceless Men. Tbh there’s no other alternative for ninja boy, they both share unique motivations + the belief that death is a merciful end to suffering. Valar Morghulis y’all

Masamune - House Stark: “Winter is Coming.” Starks are independent, grounded, kind, and often misunderstood -- sounds familiar right? Masa’s peaceful and dutiful personality sits in right well with the Starks. Plus wolves are pack creatures, and Masamune wouldn’t be where he is without the help of the people closest to him. Which brings me to...

Kojuro - House Manderly. Prolly one of the strongest houses in the North. True to their faith and unwaveringly loyal to House Stark. While the Manderlys offer their wealth and power, Kojuro offers his wisdom and tactical abilities for the Glory of the Date Clan™

Hideyoshi - House Tyrell: “Growing Strong.” House Tyrell was a lesser house in the realm but quickly rose as one of the fiercest contenders for the throne. Kinda mirrors Hide’s humble background and eventual power no? When it comes to being the person everyone wants, or wants to be, Hide’s your guy. His alluring and graceful personality makes him universally loved which goes well with his hidden manipulative nature.

Inuchiyo - House Baratheon: “Ours is the Fury.” Baratheons are one of the most stubborn yet compassionate people, like if you compare it with how Inuchiyo is (heck let’s extend it to Keiji and Toshihisa) it’s easy to see the parallels. They all have a love for fighting and life in general and do not care for hiding at all. Inuchiyo and the Baratheons are terrible foes when angered, and they really are angered quickly tbh. Plus Keiji and Inu’s reputation as berserkers on the battlefield fits in well with the House’s strength in war (those brutes tho)

Ieyasu - House Martell: “Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken.” Placing Ieyasu was a bit difficult but I decided that he fits in with the ‘wildcard’ trait of the Martells. No one can really tell what Noodle Boi is thinking. Add that to his sarcasm and spite, stubborness, and the propensity to be driven by desire/revenge and ya got yourself a Martell that Oberyn would be proud of.

Mitsunari - House Redwyne. The Redwynes are already capable on their own and are practically attached at the hip with the Tyrells. Seems like a fitting house for Mitsunari no? Also, Lady Ollenna, schemer and tea-spiller extraordinaire, was a Redwyne. I mean, can you imagine these two in the same house??

Kenshin - House Targaryen: “Fire and Blood.” Otherworldly looks and known for his leadership skillz and charisma, the Dragon of Echigo may very well have the blood of dragons. Perhaps what made me put Kenshin here is the fact that he’s unable to sit and watch from the sidelines, especially when he knows that he’s perfectly capable of fixing a tricky situation.

Shingen - The Dothraki. Shingen was soo hard to place so it got me thinking, what if he doesn’t match with any house within Westeros? So I looked east, towards the Great Grass Sea. Like Drogo, Shingen is attracted to strength and passion. Ferocity and battlelust run in his veins, but under the right circumstances he can actually be more loving and compassionate than most. I can totes imagine Shingen and his long af hair (which i’d totally love to braid mmhmm) leading a horde of Dothraki warriors as their Khal. Also, h o r s e s????

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with? KM. That’s sad 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Both 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Stella 4. Are you easy to get along with? I’d like to think so 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I really hope Chris Evans pulls through 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Funny and smart people, yknow, the rarity 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? No 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Chris Evans 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? No 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Yvo 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?’Cmon we have 9 mins’ regarding a Pokemon raid who am I 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Idk, look at my playlists 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes 15. What good thing happened this summer? ......literally nothing?? Maybe Amsterdam but even that was sad?? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Sure 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Yes 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No 19. Do you like bubble baths? Yes 20. Do you like your neighbors? N-o 21. What are you bad habits? So much where do we begin 22. Where would you like to travel? Greece 23. Do you have trust issues? Don’t we all 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going to sleep 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Everything 26. What do you do when you wake up? Go back to sleep 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? No 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My sisters 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Lol no 30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?Y Yup 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Chris Evans, Zac Efron, Kristen Stewart, Cara Delevigne, all of the Jonas Brothers 33. Spell your name with your chin. No 34. Do you play sports? What sports? No 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Music probably 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Obvs 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Something hella weird 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? They just gotta be smart and funny man 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? I don’t 40. What do you want to do after high school? This questionnaire if for highschoolers?? 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? You’re* and it means I’m either stoned, tired, or angry 43. Do you smile at strangers? Sometimes 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My job 46. What are you paranoid about? WWIII 47. Have you ever been high? Yes 48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Everyone knows everything I do for some reason 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Sometimes 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My disorganization 53. Favourite makeup brand? Benefit maybe? 54. Favourite store? The ones I can afford 55. Favourite blog? Mine obvs 56. Favourite colour? Red 57. Favourite food? Burgers, sushi, spring rolls, omg eggplant parm apparently 58. Last thing you ate? Fries 59. First thing you ate this morning? Nothing yet 60. Ever won a competition? For what? Not really 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? No 62. Been arrested? For what? No 63. Ever been in love? Yeah 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? No 65. Are you hungry right now? Yes 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? What year are we in 67. Facebook or Twitter? Neither 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Neither 69. Are you watching tv right now? No 70. Names of your bestfriends? <3 71. Craving something? What? Food in general 72. What colour are your towels? White and blue 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yup 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Less than 10 75. Favourite animal? All of them 76. What colour is your underwear? Pink 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookies and cream probably 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Grey 80. What colour pants? Black 81. Favourite tv show? Friends 82. Favourite movie? So many 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? omg both 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Janice or Damien 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? This is so random....Peach I guess 87. First person you talked to today? Yvo 88. Last person you talked to today? It’s not over yet 89. Name a person you hate? Trump 90. Name a person you love? My sisters 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Myself 92. In a fight with someone? No 93. How many sweatpants do you have? Not enough 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot 95. Last movie you watched? Fantastic Mr Fox - or a documentary actually Roll Red Roll 96. Favourite actress? So many 97. Favourite actor? So many after Robin Williams 98. Do you tan a lot? I already am 24/7 99. Have any pets? No 100. How are you feeling? Hungry 101. Do you type fast? I guess 102. Do you regret anything from your past? A lot 103. Can you spell well? Yez 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? A couple people 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Yes 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes 108. What should you be doing? Working 109. Is something irritating you right now? Not more than usual 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes 111. Do you have trust issues? You already asked me this 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? Kayla 113. What was your childhood nickname? Lilay 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes 115. Do you play the Wii? Yes 116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Artificial chicken flavour 118. Do you like Chinese food? God I wish I could marry it 119. Favourite book? So many 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes 121. Are you mean? Yes 122. Is cheating ever okay? No 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Never 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No 125. Do you believe in true love? Yes 126. Are you currently bored? Yes 127. What makes you happy? My friends and Stella and my shows 128. Would you change your name? Nah 129. What your zodiac sign? Libra 130. Do you like subway? The restaurant? No The mode of transportation? Also no 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I don’t have a best friend of the opposite sex 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Yvo? Also again, you already asked this? 133. Favourite lyrics right now? Any from Hamilton 134. Can you count to one million? Who has the patience 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? So many 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed 137. How tall are you? 5″8 1/2 138. Curly or Straight hair? Straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette (I am) but my taste? Both 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? Night 142. Favourite month? December 143. Are you a vegetarian? Yup 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Eugh dark I guess 145. Tea or Coffee? Both 146. Was today a good day? Eh 147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? To live would be an awfully bug adventure 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Unfortunately 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line No

#about me

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