#not sure if serious

[farsight-the-char]

Ruby, in vol 11 be like: "This is my wife Penny, our wife Weiss, and our house-husband Jaune."

#rwby #nuts and dolts #whiteknight #what would their ship name be #ruby rose #penny polendina #weiss schnee #jaune arc #not sure if serious #writing mode

[destinyc1020]

Do you think t and z got each other something for Christmas

#not sure if serious

[hopeymchope]

WHY are you SO DAMN POLITICAL!?!? I CAME HERE FOR DR!!!! 😡

This feels so incredibly on-the-nose. It's exactly what people joke others say whenever like, an actor or a writer or a celebrity dares to speak their mind on the state of the world or their country. The "Shut up and just SING" mentality. So... this could easily read as parody.

I can't be sure of that, though. "It's a cliché for a reason," as they say; people really do feel that way sometimes. And the emoji is angry enough to make it feel more sincere? lol

Well, regardless: I tag all such posts with "politics?" so that any user who'd rather not deal with that crap can easily block/blacklist those items. Whether this particular anon is serious or not, the option is there for everybody.

I can sympathize with that desire, but... I just get so worked up about how fucked up things are getting, and I sometimes use this as an outlet.

#asks #anon #not sure if serious

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[feluka]

calling someone (and palestinians no less!!!!!!) fixating on US politics for matters outside the US 'american-centric'... buddy it will be heaven on earth whenever US politics stop affecting matters outside the US. also where the fuck have you been

#especially in reference to palestine you can NOT be serious #even if you're entirely unfamiliar with the plight of palestine SURELY you've heard of one or two instances #or america meddling in middle eastern politics in general??? surely you must have?? the iraq war at least?? hello?? nothing rings a bell??? #how is it far fetched to you that *gasp* they're neck deep in this genocide? #have you been asleep since birth

[wrongspacetime]

The Fall of the House of Usher 1.08 | The Raven (2023)

#the fall of the house of usher #tfothou spoilers #mike flanagan #carla gugino #kyliegh curran #tfothou #lenore usher #verna #tfothouedit #dailynetflix #dailyflicks #thehauntingsource #mygifs #i was doing fine (ish) #not as much ugly crying as the other flanagan shows #but then this scene wrecked me #the fact that death was so kind to make sure lenore knew she made a difference ughhhhh idk it did something to me #the hand at the end.... the way you can feel it costed death to take lenore - BRILLIANT WRITING #also the layers of carla's acting!!! give her all the awards i'm so serious

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Dani has a too many break-ups for Danny’s heart to handle as an older brother- So he gives her a criteria that her next boyfriend needs to fit for Danny to approve of their relationship. 

Dani was really excited about her new boyfriend. He was witty, and charming, knew how to sword fight and was absolutely stunning. He loved his family, was passionate about animals and social justice causes, and he was an artist! She had a thing for green eyes, and hey, he was actually super chill about them having flexible schedules to see each other (she had vigilante shit to do that she couldn’t explain)! It’s been going on for a few months and she’s honestly ready for him to meet Danny & Jazz but... 

The last time she was home it was for a broken heart and Danny was beside himself with worry over her. He made the guys recently deceased ancestors come forward to speak on his behalf and it was Mortifying- Danny was ready to throw down. And Dani had to admit, it was super sweet that her big brother cared so much. He’d happily given a shovel talk to each of her partners when she brought them home and he’d happily tried to bond with them and integrate into their lives. Danny always allowed her to make mistakes but respected her choices to only ever ask two questions when a new partner came into the picture: Do they make you happy? Do they treat you well? 

This last time he made a simple request, just could they please fit this one criteria? 

The thought comes to her unfortunately when she’s making out with her perfect match, her soul mate, this beautifully stabby man Damian Wayne, that she should bring up the deal breaker. Her brother gave her literally one request for her next partner, and by the ancients she didn’t want to disappoint Danny. 

Pulling away from her boyfriends kiss for just a moment, Dani quickly asks “Sorry, Sorry, it’s just...Have you ever died before?” 

Damian’s look of confusion and then concern grew on his normally collected face, which told her more than enough. 

“Okay great!” And she leaned back in, only to realize that he’s pulled back. 

“Would... Would you care to explain why you just asked me that?” Damian was doing his best to not jump to conclusions.

“Sorry, I just got in my head a bit about how you’re like, the light of my life and I want you to meet my family and then my brain wandered, before you did that thing with your teeth, to the fact that my brother kind of requested... um, well, he just asked that my next partner be, uh, don’t freak out if this sounds weird, but uh, be dead.” 

“He...He wants your partner to be dead.” 

“Well, Dead adjacent is perfectly normal in my family! It’s not like a whole thing! You’ve died before, so he’ll absolutely love you! And he’ll love you even more because you love me!” She smiles as brilliantly as the stars.

Damian isn’t sure for a second, but eventually asks: “Your family is ‘dead adjacent’ and you want me to meet them?” to which she happily confirms. 

“Do you... Wish to know how I-” Damian begins but she cuts him off “No! Never, I would never ask that of you. He won’t ask either! He actually has a better vision for these things so it probably won’t even come up! How does next Tuesday work?” 

“That should be fine, however, well...On the subject of family expectations ... Is it even possible that you might be a vigilante?” Damian’s worries melt away when his girlfriend smiles and lunges forward to kiss him. 

Families could have such weird expectations, you know? 

#Dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dani phantom #damian wayne #serious chaos #lmao dannys actual words were 'could you please just date someone i can relate to for once?' #dani interpreted that as meaning dead/undead #she's honestly not wrong for thinking that tho cause he's only ever tried to set her up on blind dates with other ghosts #Danny is a good big brother to her and i believe this to my dying breath #damian is so sure that shes a vigilante but has never dared to cross that line and ask #damian is like 'she can knock me on my ass she is clearly the perfect woman'

[shriika]

yet how wonderful the lie!

#finished claras route feminism wins #its the least polished for sure but MAN i like clara #pathologic #clara pathologic #clara changeling #clara saburova #This is what happens when u dont have a last name smh #ok guys i finally tried making “serious” patho art #shriikadraws #my art #quote from the verrrry final talk you have w your sister that whole convo was so much #tempted to tag daniil for exposure but.... i wont.....

[kenobihater]

made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume

#len's videos #inspector javert #javert #les mis #les miserables #les misérables #javert les mis #les mis 1978 #les miserables 1978 #les misérables 1978 #the trumpet blast as he does a flip... the way it just cuts to a cheery carriage ride... girl what were they ON in 1978 😭 #it's so tactless that it veers into absurdism for one of the most serious parts of the story #girl you KNOW your scene is bad when the dogshit bbc version is miles better! #at least i didn't laugh during that scene! that scene was the only bit of genuine emotion i felt besides rage for that whole miniseries! #i have yet to finish '78 LM and i'm sure it has it's redeeming qualities that i don't wanna dunk on! it's just this scene is utterly whack!

[official-boob-posts]

screenshotted this because its such a shitty take, but like people do realize there’s a difference between titties being out and it being completely normal and nonsexual and the presence of cleavage being the entire focus of a scene, the butt end of a crappy sexual joke, or just completely nonsensical given the context (I’ve been asked in the past how i can notice male gaze in films, and it’s usually one of these three)

no feminists are “crying” about cleavage or even entire breasts being out in films. what makes it sexual is not the boobs itself, but rather the context they’re put in by directors and producers which in turn propagates the misunderstanding that the presence of breasts (in media or not) is always in a sexual context, which is harmful to the movement of desexualizing boobs

#I’m sure you all knew this #but I do get a lot of people confused about my perspective on this #serious

[avephelis]

silly au where hunter can also see the other golden guards but all they do is annoy him

#theyd be ghosts in this BUT in canon im not sure whether or not belos was hallucinating them so. #toh #the owl house #hunter toh #hunter #golden guard #golden guards #grimwalkers #avepharts #no serious art at the moment sorry my brain's just giving me sillies #anyway it's giving kind of fucked up sitcom #i know there's like. a lot of angsty things with this kind of premise. and i support that. but a black comedy would also be really funny #angst and humour babey #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

[thankstothe]

The real plot of season 7

#house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #screencap #s07e01 “Now What?” #s07e05 “Unplanned Parenthood” #s07e017 “Fall from Grace” #he was trying to cheer cuddy up but im 100% sure hes also serious #this mf sees a window goes “is anyone going to climb through that?” and doesnt wait for an answer #girl that is always aware of the exit points #or entrance #multifunctional! #escape artiste #theres metaphor in here somewhere #something about wilson still finding a way into houses life even when front door is closed and even if it in unconventional manner

[erabu-san]

alhaitham in your style is making me go feral please please please can i ask for haitham doodles

thank you and have a good day/night and continue making bloody amazing art <333

glad you like him in my artstyle !! here for youuu

#/JOKE #I mean... I mainly draw him goofy so iwasn't sure which alhaitham u mean #reply #thank you so muuuch :sob: #buuut I think this request is also an opportunity to draw him H O T #because i always wanted to try #BUT HSDUFSUDFS IT IS NOT-SERIOUS IN MY HEAD #i will make effort for you anon #and for science #because i wanna see how does it look him i draw him handsom-ly #I DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING THO HAHAHAH

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

so what’s the thoughts on Vaggie getting a heavenly spear through the hand

is it “well nothing got cut off so it probably healed up fine” or “good thing Vaggie already wears gloves by default!”. A “Charlie helps bandage it afterwards and maybe there’s a small scar but it’s okay this time” or “let’s add it to the pile of chronic pain she can blame Lute for”

bc getting so mad at the THOUGHT of your girlfriend dying that you rip out the spear impaling your hand to the floor (something something like a moth pinned to a card) so you can smack your asshole ex-coworker with it is a /move/ and I can’t decide if it’d be more fun for Vaggie to 100% heal from it without a scratch and piss Lute off more, or if i wanna daydream about Charlie having to keep track of which of her girlfriend’s hands she’s holding and be careful how hard she squeezes the right one from now on

Charlie: (delicately wrapping Vaggie's hand with gauze) "This is the THIRD TIME that bitch has given my girlfriend a major injury and I'm getting SICK of it."

Vaggie: "Charlie, the first two times happened before you even knew I existed."

Charlie: "I CAN STILL BE RETROACTIVELY PISSED ABOUT IT!" >:C

Vaggie: "Can you also kiss me about it? Help me feel better?"

Charlie: (instantly melting) "I need zero excuses for doing that ever."

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #headcanons #like imaging lute's face if she found out SHE lost her ARM but vaggie came basically A Okay and it's just D:< #but then again #charlie starting a secret tally of Things To Pay Lute Back For #and she's not even sure how serious the list is #until she sees lute again and her blood pressure just instantly SKYROCKETS #vaggie: “sweetie. don't overreact” #charlie: “im not overreacting. im just gonna kill her a little”

[valka-arialitan]

''I'm a healer, but...''

She's also a major 🤌✨

Redrawing stock photos because low quality content is still content. Season 1, episode 2.

Feel free to send me stock photos and request characters !

Ref under the cut

It's looking creepier on my phone than on my computer :')

#mass effect #mass effect fanart #mass effect 2 #karin chakwas #MAJOR Karin Chakwas #even tho the crew and her need some help coming back to the ship I'm sure she'd shoot a few collectors on the way 😤 #she's my hero 🫶 #it turned out way more serious and detailed than I planned but oh well #content is content

[nartml]

Httyd 2 Hiccup, after defeating a guy who can mind control dragons to do his bidding, and who made Toothless kill his dad: "We are the voice of peace, and bit by bit we will change the world. You see, we have something they don't. Oh, sure, they have armies, and they have armadas, but we have...our dragons!"

THW Hiccup, after defeating a goofy Viggo-rip off in a hilariously easy battle, no casualties suffered: "Eh, yeah, nvm boys. Time to pack it up, the world fr is too dangerous for dragons rn, we'll have to take a raincheck on our so-far incredibly successful revolution and cross our fingers people will just magically become accustomed to the dragons, which I've made disappear off the face of the earth"

#hiccup haddock #httyd #my anti thw agenda #idk who that guy in thw is but he sure isn't my boy hiccup #be so serious #thw salt #thw slander