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bixels · 2 months

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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

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bigpiggygirl022 · 1 month

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Happy weekend y’all!

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lunarflwrs · 2 years

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#violet is dehydrated #not to the extreme chocolate was #but concerning enough #what will i do with myself when my two babies i've lived with since i was 7 aren't here anymore #i wanted my wife to meet my cats i wanted to move out with them i #jfc i cannot do this two years in a row why #i exaggerate. she did Not have a kidney failure like he did #she's fine! she's completely healthy #just a little more water #more wet food #she'll be FINE #she will be fine #but if you look at my posts i said the same for chocolate #i would just. so much rather see it coming than have the rug swept from under my feet #but i also do not want to see it coming ever. i'll be wearing eye patches for sunglasses #god what's the fuxking point of anything if who you love just DIES #and what's the point of all these garbage inventions we keep making when it does fuck all #why can any tiny little thing kill this is how i know god is fake and life is suffering

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hamable · 1 month

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OH OH OH OH OH

THE NECTAR

ITS A HONEY POT!!!!!!!

I keep wracking my brain as to what benefit would be gained by spiking a large group of people with the devil’s nectar. Its effect doesn’t make a person more persuadable, it makes them more persuasive. If it were a player character’s consumable, it’d provide an advantage to deception/persuasion or something.

What’s unique about this substance is that, if consumed excessively, the user can become so good at deception that they believe their own lies.

What sort of strategy would benefit from a large group of people believing their own lies? Campaigners with free samples.

Hey, we’re offering food truck food outside the school! Just say you’ll vote for KLCK and eat as much as you want!

Hey! Welcome to our Moonar Yulenear camp/festival! We’ve got all sort of amenities, please enjoy the winter blessed to us by Galachaea herself! Technically we’re here as a church thing, but we’re not stuffy about it and we take all kinds. Just go with it, praise Galachaea and all that, and enjoy the hot chocolate in our religious echo chamber!

It’s a honey pot. It’s a trap. They’re turning free samples against us.

#the core of this is that all the god stuff is dependent on belief and how people belief #and suddenly there’s a consumable that can make someone believe something if they say it enough #it has to be connected #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #Ik Brennan said it’s highly concentrated and extremely sweet #but I feel like that’s an easy work around #I’m pretty sure you can prestidigitation the taste of something. they’d just need to do so in a wider scale #or make like really bitter pure cocoa hot chocolate and use the nectar as sweetener

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sexxykinkybabe · 28 days

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I love me everyday 🥰

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months

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Spice is the variety of life!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #jin ling #lan sizhui #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #The footage from LWJ's fight was cut due to the extreme level of violence #We'll check back later to see the final results!#Ahhh congee.....warm congee with chilli flakes and soya sauce....how I miss you #Its pretty easy to make idk why I haven't made it recently.#Another fun fact about me: I *love* spicy foods. To the detriment of my loved ones sometimes. I forget how high my tolerance is sometimes #Thai chillis are a little snack for me. I could munch on those all day.#It's another depth of flavour and sensory aspect to food! It *can* overwhelm other flavours though #I love spiced chocolate a lot. I use a lot of cayenne in baking for flavour and that nice warmth.#What's the point of eating if not to feel something!#Anyways this concludes my wwx kinnie moments part 2. He's just like me for real. I would chug that congee down in a heartbeat #Sadly the juniors are made of *paper* and are rapidly burning up. SAD. Oh well #there's other teens to adopt.

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mysticcomfort · 3 months

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Happy eat chocolates and tinies sweets day

@theprotectivepred

#what? myst had to make room in the box #when you have the ability to literally eat your weight in chocolate you don’t pass it up #safe vore #soft vore #safe v/ore #soft v/ore #vore art #sfw vore #extreme cuddling #I missed drawing these two #haven’t really had the time lately #but I wanted to get something out for vday #nonsexual vore

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repotting · 5 months

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a pet peeve of mine is stuff proudly labelled vegan but it's farmed w slave labor. like how is that vegan then.

we made this without exploiting or harming any animals!!! (but the human children forced into dangerous and underpaid agricultural labour to make this product don't matter i guess???)

like how are you gonna try to sell me child abuse chocolate and tell me it's vegan like come on

#this isn't a dunk on vegans my frustration is with major corporations that use slavery but claim veganism for marketing #im not vegan but i try to limit my complicity in child abuse as much as i can manage #anyways stop buying chocolate and coffee not independently verified to be farmed without slave labor it's just genuinely not necessary #speaking as a person who LOVES chocolate and is extremely poor btw like it's still not worth it #op

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arom-antix · 3 months

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As part of a two-part reverse bang-bang, here's some more Valentines art to which @probablytoooldforthis wrote an amazing fic, Sweets for the Sweet! Please go check it out, I promise you won't regret it, and keep your eyes peeled for the second chapter - and artwork, of course - coming out on White Day aka the 14th of March!

Also, I this is an unrendered version, the finished version will be posted within about a week's time (hopefully) since I don't have access to digital drawing at the moment YuY

#this piece makes me so happy #and the fic even more so #i really wish i hadnt ended up on crunch time to even get this half finished version done but whoever said i was a responsible adult #whoever said i had time management skills #whoever said that was wrong #anyway THEYRE MAKING CHOCOLATES BECAUSE I COULDNT NOT #viktor is very concentrated UuU #also if any actual confectioners (is that the english word? idk) see this feel free to yell at me in the tags for everything thats wrong #my experience with making filled chocolates is extremely limited and very messy #so uh #this is probably not accurate #BUT THEYRE HAVING FUN AND THATS WHAT MATTERS #i like to think viktor has clips to keep his hair out of the way but he always somehow manages to lose them oh how sad how “unfortunate”#guess yuuri will just have to keep his hair up yet again how tragic YnY #also yuuri 100% knows viktors clips dont magically disappear but he cant get himself to say anything because does he really mind?#no #no he doesnt #not at all #he gets to lovingly brush viktors hair out of his eyes what in the world would he be complaining about?#yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix #arom antix art #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #viktuuri

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yonpote · 1 month

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"did you put it in your pocket." "yeah :) yeh :3"

#myclips #dan and phil #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #easter baking - EXTREME TRIPLE CHOCOLATE NESTS #dan and phil baking #phan

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bigsharkpiggy · 29 days

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A very sexy piggy girl, hot and jiggly 🥵 🐷

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canisalbus · 6 months

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Rebuttal: your art tastes like a seashell praline that has been sat on a bed of velvet...incense burning around it to battle for control against the strong chocolate-hazelnut cream within the spiral milk and white shell. In the distance...distant chimes and soft prayers mix with heavy breathing and salacious whispers. It is sultry. . .reverent. . .decadent. . .and ominous. . .AKA it's good stuff.

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#I think you're making my art seem way sexier and more luxurious than it really is but I appreciate the sentiment #whenever I get offered seashell pralines I think oh neat I love these these are the best #but every single time they make me feel kind of nauseous and I don't know why #especially if I eat more than one #they're extremely sweet but in some very specific way that I can't handle at all I'd guess #answered #kaito-gillscale #EDIT chances are seashell pralines give me bad and nearly instantaneous heartburn that no other chocolate does

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reunitedinterlude · 22 days

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dan and phil appreciation week (april 2024)

day one: (one of my) favourite baking videos (x)

bonus: dnp mentioning japan before announcing their first japan holiday (april 4, 2015 -> april 7, 2015)

#aka ppl in 2015 pointing out how they mentioned japan during this vid when they were actually going to japan that month. like it hit dif-#also 'one of my' i say as if all of their baking vids aren't important to me in some way sjdfs but this one has big nostalgic value <33 #and me originally having like 15 moments i wanted to gif but narrowing it down to 6 was already Such a tough decision 😔#dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #dnpaw #dnpawapr24 #dnp liveshows #Easter Baking - EXTREME TRIPLE CHOCOLATE NESTS

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lazyblogposter · 26 days

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Gbnnxnnbdn something about Pred couples feeding prey to each other and then rubbing each other bellies afterwards always gets to me AUGHHN

Or a smaller Pred feeding their larger Pred s/o several prey and then relaxing against their stomach to hear the noises inside

#vore talk #v.ore #extreme cuddling #like valentines chocolates but with prey #need someone to do this to me aAugh

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aroaceleovaldez · 11 months

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i have recently learned apparently pomegranates are a mysterious fruit to more people than i thought (particularly to Rick Riordan himself, if the books are anything to go by) so little list of pomegranate things:

They’re in-season during the winter in the Northern Hemisphere. This is why they’re associated with Persephone's journey to the Underworld (because winter).

The outside peel feels basically like a smooth version of a citrus peel, and it’s a bit thinner.

There is SO MUCH PITH it is such a pain to peel and you should not eat the pith.

The entire seed is edible. They’re like corn kernels but a tiny bit crunchier and a fruit instead of a grain. Apparently some people do not eat the entire seed and spit out half of it and I do not understand why someone would put in that much extra effort for something literally the size of a corn kernel.

The juice is this very rich magenta. It looks a little like blood but it’s definitely more pink/purple than blood red.

A single pomegranate has several hundred seeds. Even a single section of pomegranate easily has like 50 seeds.

I cannot compare the smell other than “it smells like pomegranate” but things that claim to be pomegranate flavored/scented are generally accurate.

Individual seeds range in taste but they’re generally. well. fruity, as you’d expect from a fruit, or very mildly sour. Think like, apple levels of range.

#how the fuck do i tag this one. okay hold on #pomegranates #????#pjo #riordanverse #????????????#sure let's go with that #anyways fun recipe for yall: melt some chocolate #mix that with pomegranate seeds. put it in a cupcake wrapper and stick it in the fridge to cool #its great. just chomp into a chunk of chocolate and pomegranate #and also extremely low-effort. all the effort is in the peeling the pomegranate #like once you actually have the seeds separate it's just microwave mix pour and leave to cool

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beaft · 2 months

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just received a very enthusiastic hug from a very small and sticky child. all ills healed, all cares removed, etc

#idk what i did to deserve that other than make a presumably delicious hot chocolate #but it was extremely cute

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