#octo asks

[octomint]

i am of the firm belief that heisenberg can't use a computer cause he'd brick it immediately with magnet powers

Considering his fucking ORGANS are what hold the magnetic field you might just be right

#ty for the ask <3 #octos art #resident evil #re8 #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #ethan winters #re village #rebhfun #resident evil 8 village #karl heisenberg #lord heisenberg #octo asks #revillage #wintersberg #ethan the computer snob #the light up LEDs and liquid cooling are simply for functionality no other reason…

[octo-cutie]

Can you do a part 2 for "Karasuno Boys with a Taller Girlfriend" but with Aoba Johsai

Hello! I'm so sorry it took me a while to get around to this but I have these headcanons! I'm sorry I couldn't write for Watari but I really couldn't think of anything for him...

Presenting Aoba Johsai x Tall girl!Reader

Warning: Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part and Hanamaki's part

Oikawa Tooru

Let’s start with the resident pretty boy

Ok this man is like 6’6 he’s tall as hell

BUT YOU’RE 6’9! (:D)

He would most absolutely be whiny about the 3 inches because it’s Oikawa and he’s a dramatic drama king

Iwaizumi is absolutely losing his shit as Oikawa follows you around like a love struck puppy since usually he is the butt of the jokes relating to height 

Oikawa has once tried to sic you on Ushijima but instead you just made friends with him

Oikawa had a whole temper tantrum at this

You picked him up like a small kitten and carted him off while Makki and Mattsun videoed this for later blackmail

But when you guys are alone, he absolutely loves being able to look up at someone after so many years of looking down on everyone

You are his queen and he is your king  (I HAD TO :D)

Iwaizumi Hajime

Ah yes, Hajime

In all his 5’10 glory

When you join the group of over 6’0-ters he is immediately referred to herein as “Y/N’s grumpy little troll” 

But only in the separate Group Chats and when he’s asleep

Iwaizumi likes to take naps on your chest because he’s right at the height where your hugs have him pressed into your *ahem* boobies as he calls them

Big or little breasts it doesn’t matter because that’s where his height stops and when you cuddle at night, he��s pressed up against you because that's just where he fits

And he doesn’t feel the need to move

BUT HE’S ALWAYS SO SWEATY LIKE GOOD LORD WHY IS HE DAMP ALL THE TIME?!

You’re not sure but you suspect that he sweats so that he can sleep shirtless and that YOU can sleep shirtless and- well you see where he’s going here.

When he does piss you off you can easily hide his stuff in places he can’t reach.

The team finds this hilarious as he tries to scale you like a tree to get his stuff back

Cue the Monkey-In-the-Middle games

Matsukawa Issei

He’s not as tall as you, you’ve got a full 7 inches on him

But he’s got a full 7 inches somewhere else :D

He thinks it’s chill, I mean you can’t control height it just happens

You guys have the sickest high-fives though

I’m talking full choreographed routines that happen every time you two pass in the hall

When you guys hang out he fully expects YOU to be the “man” of the relationship

“Where’s your varsity jacket babe?”

“Because you’re taller” 

“To fucking bad gimme your jacket”

He likes to take baths with you even though neither of you can fit in a bath anyway

When you wear thigh highs this man DIES

Like full on wants to kiss you up your legs and all over your body

Y’all had to upgrade to a double king bed

Hanamaki Takahiro

This Bi-king has once asked you and Mattsun to squish him between you

When you told him your height all he said was “nice, wanna try it?” 

Earned himself a smack from you which only egged him on more

He also steals your jackets 

Claims you don’t even fit in them and wears your baggy sweaters and jackets but will proudly wear them around your house and his with his shorts

Has requested piggyback rides

Has offered piggyback rides

Cannot actually provide piggyback rides

He appreciates the fact that Oikawa is kind of scared to flirt with you because it really raises his self esteem

Yahaba Shigeru

Your relationship is very different from what he imagined

He thought he’d be holding you, with his arm on your shoulders

But instead you’re holding him and its always your arm wrapped around his shoulder

It may have been uncomfortable for him at first but after he had his little moment with Kyotani (you know what I’m talking about) he immediately became confident

Short king and wears it proudly

(But has thought about wearing lifts in his shoes to make him just a bit taller)

Kyotani Kentaro

He doesn't give a shit if you’re taller than him

It gives a whole new vibe to the “Opposite Attracts” meaning

Short angry BF with Tall sweetheart GF

He’s not as big on cuddling but when he does he will always ask you very very embarrassedly if he can still big spoon you

Of course you say yes and he tries so hard to pretend to be taller than you

But he has threatened to break up with you if you tell anyone that he wants to be the big spoon

Kunimi Akira

Sleepy little man just wants to cuddle 

But also he doesn’t care 

You still have to cuddle him though

He absolutely loves to be babied and held by you

You two take the cutest selfies and he has like four of them in his wallet/phone case

You guys watch a lot of anime and you dressed up as Panda and Toge Inumaki for Halloween and he was so happy that you did his makeup

You had to hold his face and he loved it

Kindaichi Yūtarō

He was so excited that he has a tall girlfriend! He could practice volleyball with you and show you off

If you play a sport he is your biggest cheerleader

“That tall one? No the REALLY tall one! That’s my girl!” 

He always complains about Oikawa trying to steal you away though

But you always promise him that hes the only man for you

Showing you off at his games is also just such a thrill for him

Please consider filling out my google form about what you want to see next on this blog!

#oikawa x y/n #iwaizumi x reader #matsukawa x reader #hanamaki x reader #seijoh #aoba johsai #aoba johsai x reader #funny #humor #haikyuu x reader #tall girl #tall s/o #octo asks #cute octopus writing #undiscovered sea friend!

[sleepybeanmal]

End of Day 2 Update on Dream Sketch 1! Floyd’s face looks cursed but I’ll fix it tomorrow lol

#twisted wonderland #twst #floyd leech #tweels #octavinelle #twst mc #ramshackle prefect #sleepy dream sketches #octo asks

[octo-hyacinth]

OKIE DOKIE PART 3 so by the time I got there, the party was already in full swing(the other dorms were there having fun too but were more peripheral) and this is where the last details of the dream starts to get fuzzy. I get glomped by Kalim upon entry and then basically just fell into the water because I had magically somehow wound up in my tail. Kalim freaked out and screamed for Jamil to help and they both thought I was drowning?? I wasn’t! The dream basically ends where I just swim away😂

LMAO GET GLOMPED

#sleepy anon #maybe i should start tagging as sleepy moot #sleepy moot #lol #octo asks

[squidthusiast]

“Tinkers with home appliances (bad habit)” Me too, Marina. Me too.

(I wonder if Pearl has ever walked in on Marina sitting in a pile of deconstructed toasters with an absolutely devastated expression.)

Oh you bet it has happened

#shenanigans at the houzuki manor #marina’s using her octo-weapon experience to enhance their appliances #pearl doesn’t know how to feel about the octofaces #or the semi sentience #but the toaster makes the bread the way she likes it so who cares #splatoon #off the hook #pearlina #marina ida #pearl houzuki #splatoon fanart #my art #squid asks

[octopotscans]

When you say "working on fan doujinshi" does that mean you're making your own or scanlating other artists' works?

We primarily mean Japanese fan works so long as there is written permission! Should there be a request and the user is capable, it'd help us out greatly if there is permission requested ahead of time as well. That said, we will happily upload our own comics should one of our members' make one and wish to see it advertised! We have the ability to translate text from Japanese into English and Spanish, or English into Spanish, given that our translators are not busy.

(For now, we are looking to treat Castellano (Spain) Spanish different from Latin American Spanish. We are capable of doing both if the need arises, though we are primarily doing JP->ENG at this time.)

Thank you, I hope that helps!

#octo asks

[frogchiro]

omg when I saw this tiktok, octo!König was the only thing that came to mind!!!! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJn9LX3e/

(and he would for sure hate if if y/n ever bought it)

I SAW IT LIKE YESTERDAY AND JESUS HE WOULD

Octo!König is incredibly possessive over you, especially during shower time bc then it's the closest he can get to be in his 'natural habitat' aka the ocean while still being with you in your home, therefore shower time=his territory plus it means you get naked and he has all the access to your tits and body so it's a win for him!

So imagine his sheer shock when he saw you giggle and look at him with a grin one evening when you were already naked and under the shower while taking something out of a container and...the fuck is that. Just why are you holding another octopus?? While under the shower too?? And he just gets to see you naked too?? Yeah, fuck no.

I imagine that König would get extremely upset, like I'm talking hissing and grunting and squaring up to it while you just stand there and almost cry with laughter because your precious octo is upset over a soap ;;

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #octo!könig #cod mw x reader #cod x reader #könig x reader #könig cod

[splatoongamefiles]

would it be possible to get the models of the Octo expansion mem cakes? any is cool maybe either the idols or the standard inkling+Octo ones

The mem cakes appear to not be models, but actually images, just extruded forward a bit.

This does mean it's VERY EASY to rip all of them at once, and they're in this zip file:

https://file.garden/ZRWmCDccGFWyKuzh/memcakes.zip

Here's a couple:

#ask #Anonymous #splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #request #textures #file upload

[littlebluespoon]

Hey!! I hope your day is good! Can I request Octo!König with a bratty reader ?

My days been not too bad Nonnie, hope yours has been brilliant because I love this request! I also got so carried away. I just, I'm a brat this is what I want from life. So thank you Nonnie for letting me ramble away about Octo!König and Brats

tw: 18+ MDNI, sexual content, spanking, bratting, brat taming, cockwarming, octopus, tentacles, monster fucking, dub-con

We're gonna say that reader and König are in an established relationship of sorts. There's a bit of dub-con in the whole thing as reader was stalked and manipulated into it

König is willing to be lenient with you in the beginning of the relationship as he understands you're not used to giving up sp much control.

He believes that you're scared and doesn't want you to be terrified of him so in the beginning he deals with the bratting with time outs. He'll put you in the spare bedroom which only has a bare mattress on the floor and a blanket.

Any refusal to eat, even if its just something on your plate that you don't like will result in him force feeding you. He has to care for his mate.

After a few weeks of this König gets frustrated and that's when he gets mean. Spankings are now a daily occurrence and by the end of the day they're accompanied by time outs.

Remember that tentacle dildo? He's not above a little public humiliation, he will make you walk around with it in.

Speaking of tentacles, he loves shifting into his half and half form and using his own tentacles to restrain you.

He's used them to spank you before as well, the bruises his suckers left lasted for a month

He's not always mean though. He can recognise when you're just having a bad day and need something soft. Those days consist of movie days where he has you cockwarm him just so you're always aware of him but its still pleasant for you.

MAINTENANCE SPANKINGS

He will collar you so that even when you're apart you can't forget about him and you'll remember to behave.

Takes pictures of the bruises he leaves on you to remember them by and to remind you what will come of your behaviour.

When he's not in the best headspace and you're being bratty he will just cocoon you in his tentacles and use his human arms to soothe you. It's like a more restricted version of timeout.

#bluespoonswriting #octo!könig #asks for blue #könig x reader #konig x reader #call of duty x reader #tw: tentacles #tw: dubcon #tw: monster fucking

[gambeque]

therapy sesh

#fuck imma ramble in the tags actually lmao #i said this on twitter but i hc that iso gained some knowledge of octarian thru meeting so many octoling kamabo participants #so 8 has an easier time talking to him since she doesn't have to butcher inkling lang. to be understood #plus idk iso is a chill and insightful dude #he has a lot of care n respect for 8 and the work shes putting in #giving him the mem cakes without expecting anything #he wants her to slow down some tho idk i feel like shes desperate to find all the thangs/mem cakes and starts rushing thru tests #queue iso therapy sesh #he gives her his lil octo doll B( #raaagh #i can go forever lmao #maybe i should write a fanfiction or some shit christ #anyways #if u read this idk #thanks #ask me stuff abt 8 and/or iso and ill love u forever #or not thats chill lol #rambles #splatoon #iso padre #agent 8 #myart

[pcktknife]

WAIT I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE TUPAC AND BIGGIE THING??? Ik their octo expansion clothes gave major black hip-hop/rap vibes but I never made the connection that’s so cool…albino black Pearl is real splatoon black lesbians are real <3

yep yep its never explicitly said but with off the hook being a rapper and dj, the producer(?) saying this, and their clothes its p obvious

#also in concept art marina and pearl wore daft punk helmets so theres def a real world tie in with their octo expansion clothes #asks #anon #pearlina poll #also this is unrelated but its specified that in comparison to the squidsters off the hook is naturally talented they're just That Good #no formal training at all

[octo-cutie]

Hello hello I’m back 😛

hi sam!

#discovered sea friend! #octo asks

[palossssssand]

Do you have or would you consider doing a height comparison chart for your splatoon characters? I wanna see them together.

I have this fun little wip that's been sitting in my files for a while, but this is as close of a height chart as I can get!

#al speaks #asks #splatoon #splatoon ocs #you guys have no idea how much I agonized over drawing the octo expansion weapons #looking to hell and back for a charger before realizing there are no octoling chargers #and then finding a promo image of agent 8 with an eliter #so now I have to go redraw agara's thing. SIGH #and also trito's slouched as hell but otherwise this is pretty accurate #my art #my ocs #trito #kinoga #agara #denchu #kanu #jilon #octolings

[octo-hyacinth]

Hi! Are your request closed or open at the moment?

They’re open! You’re def free to send requests in if you want :)

My pinned post should say whether theyre open or not though?

but even though my own writing is sparse recently, i’ll still work on requests when i can <3

#octo asks

[rassicas]

Random Question I have

How did this line from Octo Expansion...

...become this

It's not a bad localization here. Both are about how Cap'n types in a weird way->Pearl wants him to teach her how to type like that

in JP cap'n says that he can only use "half-width" characters. english lettering is typically "half-width". japanese is typically typed in "full-width" characters. half-width japanese kana exists but i don't really see it used except for the sake of effect... so he then types in half-width katakana only, which is pretty weird, hence pearl asking for him to teach her how. I think the localization team did a good job carrying over this joke that doesn't directly translate. btw ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｗｈａｔ　ｆｕｌｌ　ｗｉｄｔｈ　ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｌｏｏｋｓ　ｌｉｋｅ．　ｗｅｉｒｄ，　ｒｉｇｈｔ？

#asks #splatoon translations #octo expansion

[oct0bra1ns]

Yandere Goldsmith! who falls for you when you seek him out to make a custom order, who spends countless nights perfecting the piece, not for the money but to see you happy, to see you show off his work to everyone.

He who stamps his initials on the back of his pieces, telling you it's just denoting the quality of the piece. He who gifts you a ring, stamped with his last name so that people know you belong to him and only him.

#don't ask why it's gold jewllery #the desi in me said so #yandere x reader #octo writes #yandere #tw yandere #yandere x darling #yandere scenarios #yandere goldsmith #octo shorts