#or why wouldnt they flirt

[scooby-doobert]

ok im gonna need context for this

#scooby doo #why they flirtin #or why wouldnt they flirt #fred jones #shaggy #shaggy rogers #shaggy and fred #mystery inc #homoerotic #homoerotism #scooby doo comics #gay subtext #subtext

[vikingpoteto]

anyway fic concept: Kenshi can deal with Johnny while they're fighting, arguing, bickering, etc. but as they become friends Johnny starts flirting with him, as you do with your friends, not seriously (yet) and Kenshi DOES NOT know how to handle with that. Johnny casually comments on how handsome he is or delivers a joking pick up line and Kenshi becomes a stuttering mess. someone should write this and tag me in it.

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #or he sees johnny joke flirting with kung lao or maybe another friend of theirs joke flirting and he's like it isnt a big deal #this is definitely not me projecting as per my last post #i just like the concept that kenshi doesnt know how to handle softness #and open affection #and slowly starts learning #also it wouldnt hurt that he could realize his feelings through his overreactions #or he sees johnny and kung lao joke flirting or maybe any of their friends and realizes it isnt a big deal for them #why is it a big deal for him #and thats his oh. oh. moment

[paimonial-rage]

from your character analysis ask meme, for alhaitham: Are they prone to jealousy? would he be too logical to be jealous? Would his jealousy be in vain or would it perhaps be a sign that his partner has crossed the line of sorts?

Definition of jealousy:

I apologize for taking some time with this ask. I’m going to answer this in a more analytical format because I think this situation calls for it. I want to say that no, under normal circumstances, Alhaitham is not the kind of person to get jealous. In my experience, there are usually three triggers for jealousy:

1. Reader interacting normally with friends and hobbies and partner gets (unreasonably) jealous

2. Reader getting too involved with spending time with friends/hobbies not realizing they’re neglecting partner which gets them (reasonably) jealous

3. Reader specifically does things that will incite jealousy within partner by purposefully doing things like ignoring partner or flirting with others

Alhaitham would not get jealous under the first instance. Being a very independent person, he would understand and respect his partner’s need for it as well. The second instance would be the closest he’d feel to your definition of jealousy. While he’d be able to withstand it for a while, eventually he’d probably feel neglected and would pull you away to capture your sole attention.

As for the third scenario, while he would get upset and would get jealous, I don’t believe this would happen in a normal relationship. Personally, I would never flirt with someone that isn’t my partner just for fun, even if I’m close to them. I think that’s a very hurtful thing to do to someone that has feelings for you.

So long story short, no, I don’t think Alhaitham is prone to jealousy. Not that he’s “too logical” to be jealous. He just understands and respects people’s need for independence. That being said, he probably can end up feeling neglected if left alone too long.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #alhaitham #alhaitham x reader #anon #character analysis ask meme #now as i always do i’m going to answer the part you’re looking for in the tags #the reason why alhaitham wouldnt be a jealous person is that hes both reasonable and he doesnt play games #when you enter into a relationship with alhaitham he will make time for you and seek you out #he's self-regulating in that way that he'll make sure to get his fill of you regularly #even if you are busy he'll find some way to slot yourself in your schedule #and like... the thing with him is that he really doesnt need much #itd take you turning him down consistently for other things for him to get jealous and feel neglected #this is when he gets immature because if you try to spend time with him after you can expect some passive aggressive sass #'hmm... you seemed to be having a lot more fun with them instead' #you'd have to make it up to him #add onto that someone flirting with you? he'd swoop in there to stake his claim #that being said i highly doubt this would happen often? #you'd have to be REALLY DENSE to neglect him up to this point #when he is feeling neglected expect him to be more physically touchy #he'd just want you near #haha #sorry this isnt much #i'm the wrong person to go to for jealousy asks #i'm not a person that finds jealousy attractive #unreasonable jealousy i find restrictive and childish #reasonable jealousy i find as a sign i am not doing my job as a significant other #my job as someone's partner is to make them feel loved and needed no matter what #so if theyre not feeling that that means i'm doing something wrong and i need to fix it

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

ik he's witty but i always forget just how easily fenris quips back and forth with almost everyone

#every time its like ah ok i remember now why liam got on with him so easily so quickly xd #(they also vibe with each other in general but i digress) #liam: silly one liner that he said before thinking and that probably sounds stupid - fen: plays along - liam: :0 #friendship cancelled with bethany now fenris is my best friend (SEE bethy he APPRECIATES my jokes 😤) #laya plays dragon age #i always imagine that when fen does his silly 'perhaps i shall practice my flattery [...]' line liam goes out of that kind of perplexed lik #was that a flirt did he flirt with me??? #(cus even if the dialogue that prompts it is marked as a romance option liam wouldnt have intended it as flirtatious) #and usually hed not pay it any further mind but he Does have vague interest in/curiosity about fen so hes overthinking lolol #oc: liam hawke #my ocs #<- once again for the tags xD

[smallest-moon]

imagine being barbatos and having to see your lord flirt with his crush while you know that bitch can't take a genuine compliment to his face because he has a praise kink and also likes your lord

#why yes lucifer does have a praise kink thank you #you think if diavolo said this to his face he wouldnt turn red like his fingernails?? he would be a tomato i know this #i also know barbatos gets a smug smile whenever he sees dia flirting with luci when seconds ago luci had told him that was impossible #barbatos supports them but he will also “bully” lucifer whenever he can #this is a years old take and i will take to the grave with me #obey me dialuci #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me

[keirawantstocry]

big win for the fitpac open relationship community

pac wants fit to kiss other people so badly

remember that prison clip..... yeah

#i like to think pac is like hey fit dont u want more bfs? #and fit is like what i have you why would i want more #and pac is like why WOULDNT you want more #cause fit is aware that pac is sleeping with like half the island #mike is his bf in a queer platonic way #pac and cellbit def make out and possibly fuck nasty dare i say #pac and etoiles i mean it speaks for itself #and pac flirts with tubbo #he's got so many bfs its insane #also shout out to felps he def wants him as well #so pac is just like fit why would you only want me when you can kiss so many other people #anyway i got carried away #mutuals <3 #terezicaptor

[noisytenant]

not the hot pharmacist recognizing me and smiling bigly and making smalltalk. Girl help

#indexed post #Its like once in a millennium i find someone attractive on like a visual level but its like #Oh a little treat just for me... #i feel like i understand why people flirt now its like no i dont want to date you or fuck you but you should play my games #I wouldnt flirt though theyre my pharmacist. Im normal.

[thebadtimewolf]

why r u so mad about ppl preferring ten x madame de pompadour to ten x martha like ten/martha will never be a thing. ten don’t want anything to do with martha. he literally said to her face she wouldn’t replace rose… and she never did… isnt canon enough for you

hm.

im glad im only a scorpio on this alone. if martha deserved better than ten then so do all of em but anyway:

this ask is giving 2006/07 i dont want to see tenth doctor in a romantic relationship with a person of color because i can't project myself or relate to them if they arent the very thing being catered to me ever since the silent pictures vibes. u know the same vibe when rtd was told to not regenerate 14 in 13's clothes. just. Ick.

but im not mad. its just interesting for a ship so big as tenrose, it is usually correlated with hating madame de pompadour and/or joan and/or river [though in joan's case they hate her not because shes racist but because shes not rose]

though comics tend to release to combat that in multi doctor stories where they jump through various alternate universes of themselves where the doctor sees themselves settled down with dr. grace holloway (for 8th dr multi doctor stories) and professor melody williams/river song (for 11th dr multi doctor stories) where in those cases, they are frightful of the concept settling down at all. [take note that both times, he settles down in the same house that he owns bc of that unit paycheck on the dl] so i am curious that with this new drs, the equivalent of this would be 13 14 15 being terrified of settling down with rose because they had grown past her as this point.

i prefer the doctor in a polyromantic ace relationship than their umpteenth 🌟tragic heteronormative romance with yt human woman number 23445788764443356743🌟 i want 14 to sweep martha off her feet in pure joy and kiss her passionately while badmouthing tf out of 10 like 9 11 12 13 do with no filter before cradling her like a baby because hes about to crumble under his brand new identity complex and then take her kid to an amusement park and then 14 trips over a brick and dies. hell i rather have nina sosanya play a whole different lady in nod to doctor who recycles their actors trope as a way to introduce a love interest to 14

that amusment park one weirdly sounds like a 8th doctor audio. pls 🙏🏾 dont make it into one i couldnt handle schezro let alone the rest of his content. Empire of the Wolf made me so fucking worried for rose marion tyler like im just she back home 🫣. as for rose tyler from the sea devil universe still out about. whoop his ass. if billie come back as HER? MISS COVER MODEL MISS DICTATOR MISS EMPRESS ROSE?

NOT

i would love for ten to be strictly friends with the new miss empress rose. get that martha karma real quick ehehehehe after all rtd did say they need freema for somethin and im sure seeing 10 get treated the same way he treated martha by no other than empress rose herself -AND THEN EMPRESS ROSE FLIRTS WITH MARTHA??? FINGERS CROSSED??? im just saying that i personally will ride on that for 8 black history months and christmases straight like woo

also real glad it is collectively decided by every one that tentoo is just john smith not corin so yay thanks big finish and titan comics

#{lets see if i can scare this anon away listen i even made a graphic for this damn it. u better appreciate it i went all out for you} #{porn blogs and micro antiblack anons: this is why i dont share my shipping opinions much bc they stick to tv and i stick to everything} #{usually all this i gave to my aunt and we would have phone discussions and she would watch and call be like hey yeah! i see it} #{and she would say: but really it wasnt that for martha. it was the writing choices that was disapproved because not wanting another 💞} #{it went from classism for rose to racism for martha and she points that it wasnt catered to black fans in the rtd era} #{so yeah ten x martha wouldn't be a thing but only because test audiences and fans refused it due to the studios racial bias} #{10 wanted everything to do w martha. he just used rose as excuse and because of that 12 and 13 vocally to his face hates him for it} #{and we all fell for it: everybody did because like 12 said: its the bambi eyes. hook line and sucker} #{he wanted martha the whole time but he kept playing that hot n cold game to the wrong girl just bc it worked on 2 later 3 yt blonde women} #{4 yt women because of miss kylie minogue! all of a sudden he dont know how to counterflirt when a blk woman flirts back?} #{yes thats right im throwing miss claire pope AND IN THE GABBY GONZALES COMIC OF THE PPL OUTSIDE HER FAMILY LAUNDROMAT??} #{but yeah after losing donna suddenly supiciously hes not racist but extremely genocidal to death and death alone like hm.} #{his actions speak extremely louder than his words and in turn so does the fandom and its writers} #{4 yt blondes and hes willing to believe in them despite him having to permanently lose them but completely have lil faith in the blk one?} #{ ten never actually go back to martha. be fair if i forgave the person that enslave her family for a missing year? yeah i wouldnt either} #{we could never be together because of a yt woman i chose to leave behind three times with her mum for 'safety' boy bye} #{and i go around and almost in one whole episode almost left her behind AGAIN for madame de pompadour another blonde yt woman?} #{like i ship them i ship all of em but if they were all hanging off a cliff side? 🤧 😔 we gather here today in the loss of 🌹 and depomp} #{dont worry at least 9 would leap after rose.} #bw: out of ethos #answered #anonymous #bw: long post #{i made a long post just so i surprise you with a cute billie graphic thats all. that the main topic}

[silverselfshippingchaos]

good morning! i just put a.khos on the f/o list!

#had to happen eventually hehe! I've fallen head over heels for my biggest enemy and i love him sooooo much!! #ash rambles 💚 #i had a pretty eventful weekend #went out of town and on a shopping spree! twas very fun and i ate lots of yummy food and the such #i'm home now but so.. tired... cant bring myself to get out of bed just yet BAHAHAHA #i keep thinking about a.khos' arms around me keeping me close to him #i had a kinda creepy interaction with a man in public the other day and although i'm ok and safe #it was the first time that had happened to me and i'm still sorta shaken up #im ok!!! but i keep thinking about f/o comfort and the such just to help some more. i'm completely safe and doing so much better than I was #you see... theres this character... i don't love him. i think he's a horrible man. but he's so hot i start questioning things about myself #and my s/i for that source is a known flirt- so i wouldnt put it past them to have gotten it on a few times #but i've been thinking... what if theyre actually bitter exes? maybe that's why my d.mc s/i hates serious relationships so much.. #but that aside. this character wears this heavy coat and i keep thinking abt using it as a weighted blanket!! it looks really really cozy #sir you're an asshole but... give me your coat!!!!! (grabby hands) #oh also! me being home means i got to see a.qua plushie!!! i missed her! #but yeah. that's what's up. so much goddamn a.khos brainrot. #he's stolen my heart #and don't tell anyone i said this but... #i love it. i love it so much. no better feeling than me being his and he being mine #also i've been thinking about my xb1 fankid a lot as of late.. but if i start rambling about Nalia we'll be here all day LMAO #but yeah! hope everyone is doing well! i'm doing okay too #ALSO AJDHWJEHW SO MUCH S.KYRIM ROT!! I LOVE R.UNE BY THE WAY AJDJAJS I #I HAVE BEEN DOING SO SO MUCH S/I WRITING FOR THEM #ALL OF THE THIEVES GUILD ARE MY BEST FRIENDS BTW #also did i mention i got to visit one of the largest bookstores in the world? goodness i love books soooo much!!!!!!!! #but also... reading next to a.khos.. enjoying that comfortable silence.. #(swoons) what a man

[myownprivatcidaho]

thoseve yall who were here a year ago might remember that a year ago He was liking tweets like "idk how people can cheat when im in love im obsessed😍" and "the honeymoon stage rlly doesnt die if youre with the right person🥰" and he was liking stuff like that up till recently now shit like this is in his likes something is BROKEN in him

#i feel bad. i dont even mean it in a conceited way but i cant help but feel like a bit of this is my fault #hes so bright eyed and ambitious that the idea of him losing any of that idealism is nothing short of a goddamned tragedy im sorry #yes this is the guy who lead me on (unintentionally???) and flirted with me for a year despite seeing TWO people during that time #the latter of which became his girlfriend (who i told Everything to ...) #and like. he never apologized he never explained what was going on or why he acted like a fucking simp for a year #but basically we're not talking now and we're on bad terms and angry at each other #(me because. well yall were there for that . hes angry because i ratted his flirty ass out ) #god that all stings so bad i havent talked about the details of what happened to anyone...... #but yeah i just. even still after all this time i hope he stays bright eyed. the idea that he wouldnt is heartbreaking in and of itself. #that one crush situation lol #idk if theyre still together. it was early novembet i reached out to his gf and laid the whole thing out for her #& she said theyd 'take it from here' (??????) and was uncomfortable with me and him communicating with the knowledge that THAT ALL happened #even while they were together. i told her i could respect that (even though i wanted to ask her who the FUCK she thought she was. anyways) #and then i reached out to him one last time to clarify i wasnt dredging it up for retaliation or to break them up but bc she genuinely #deserved to know. then he sorta said fuck my feelings and then reiterated what his gf said that we shouldnt be talking anymore #its been radio silence since then from bothve them. if they did break up id feel bad (cause how COULDNT i?) but if they didnt. #that means the only factor that changed here was. well. his 'relationship'/chances of a relationship/flirtationship/friendship with me. #i dunno. im not gonna act like i have all the facts and im not gonna act like he hasnt screwed me over #but getting back to my main point. imagine knowing him and watching him lose his idealism. try not being heartbroken over that.

[urostakako]

ok lrb i feel like the biggest idiot ever and i probably am 💀it has been established multiple times but ive been really feeling it now these past few days

#so im like a physical person with friends i know its ok with it im touchy and huggy and all that #so i have this friend im super comfortable with and we do this kind of thing all the time i cling to her whenever we see each other #and she does basically the same thing #so a few months ago she was hugging me and then i didnt really register at first but she kissed my neck while we were hugging #and i was like aww thats so sweet that she kisses her friends <3 such a nice friendly gesture i bet she does that to all her friends #and i thought nothing about it. now a few days ago she was sitting next to me and took my hand in hers while i was writing smth #and i didnt think anything about it cuz thats normal. and then she was like turning it over in her hand and feeling it #and trailing her fingers over my palm and my fingers and all that and i still thought nothing of it i was like ok! #and i kept writing w my left hand while she was talking and then. she very very slowly started to intertwine her fingers with mine #LIKE SLOWLY. LIKE A DELIBERATE VERY CAREFUL SLOWLY. and i was like wait a minute. #cuz i wouldnt have cared if she just took my hand WHY WAS SHE SO CAREFUL ABOUT IT? #and then she was like wow ari your nails are so long. and i wouldnt have cared if she said 'wow theyre pretty' cuz thats normal #but she was like 'your nails are so long. its cute.' HELLO #but i wasnt sure at that point i was like ??? ok but maybe she meant it friendly! she does this kind of thing to all her friends right!!! #and then i spoke to her friend confidentially and she was like yeah she doesnt do that with anybody #now im not sure 😭i feel like it could easily be explained by something else since she never mentioned being gay #but it could equally be that shes gay. schrodingers lesbianism #and i feel so bad because me being touchy is just kind of who i am what if she feels like ive been leading her on if im right 😭 #but now her friend is telling me that im an idiot. and my best friend says im an idiot. and my cousin says im an idiot!! #cuz this sounds like shes been flirting w me the whole time and ive been like 'aww shes so sweet <3 bffs 4 life' #i really hope she doesnt like me tho </3 hvgfdbsljhfgbsvclujinf #aricouldyounot

[torchiiko]

i wanna write oc x oc but the problem is they dont have a Story to be all romantic in theyre just guys who met online as teens and fell in love when they got older. they dont do anything cool they just go to work and come home and kiss

#this is why i need to make oc aus honestly #also i guess i could write their confession? bc austin actually confesses first even tho doodles the flirty one #i imagine doodle would flirt less with strangers and be more playful with austin and hed notice and be like. is this a Sign #austins terrified the whole time bc if doodle Rlly liked him why wouldnt he Say so #(its cuz doodle doesnt wanna come off as an insincere flirt or come on too strong & wants to give austin space) #torch chatter #oc stuff

[wp100]

omfg they covered up Vanessa Vancleef's thighs

#wouldnt it be more fair to add male characters with skimpy clothing instead? #rather than removing sexiness from female characters and removing the sexy paintings #theyre just going to keep doing this arent they #it all started with changing that painting of the woman and removing the dirty jokes/flirts from the game #i know it's very miniscule but these little things are why i really liked the game in the first place :/ #and they're removing/changing that. it's kinda sad really #i didnt understand why ppl were so upset at first but now i get it #like come on they removed the female human joke where she says 'i like to fart in the tub' like WHAT. #WHY. IT'S FUNNY. #also removing garrosh calling sylvanas 'bitch' #they removed it because one of the devs iirc had their SIX YEAR OLD child play the M-Rated Video Game. With Killing and Genocide #how about let your child watch bluey or winnie the pooh instead. like cmon what.

[hearties-circus]

I swear this is like some hollyoaks shit huh

#gamer txt. #i have been sworn into secrecy so im not gonna say anything descriptive #plus i love my friend i wouldnt tell #but i am now privy to. a certain lack of feelings but also not and potential uhm. infidelity #i say potential- we dont really know if it counts #but now having had this like 30 minute chat with my friend #i have now been hit with just how much of a schrodingers flirt i am #genuinely like. why the hell am i thinking about how a-ok i would be with my friend kissing me when said friend is having a mini breakdown #-about her own relationship and friendships like fucking. #i want my friend to calm down and be happy i also need my brain to shut the fuck up #also that wouldnt happen?? the whole thing was about how she wants to kiss someone else like?? #so. yeah

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

As an update to the "told my boss he's right I don't care thing", today I was talking to one of my coworkers because they were sick and I was telling them to go home. They did the whole "but I don't want to leave you a bunch of work" thing and I'm like "babe, you gotta be less emotionally attached to this place, it's fine to prioritize your health over the possibility of us having to do more because you're gone"

So I tell them "listen, if I got fired right now, I would say 'peace out', walk away, and never text any of you again, you can't be this emotionally attached"

and my boss walks his happy ass out of his office and goes "termy, if you were cold-hearted enough to leave and never reach out to any of us again, I'd text you every single day"

and I said, "so noted, I must block you when I leave."

[gamblersdoll]

so sukuna usually goes for a woman who holds her own in a fight. its believed that he was more attracted and would even become a flirt even mid fight…. tw for sexual themes.

so imagine how confused you would be when you are with yuuji in your dorm and having a nice time and sukuna just stares at you through his cheek, somewhat a glare but smile. in confuses you, almost making you tilt your head.

“im going to put a brat in you.” he says, then suddenly leaving the scene, causing you to fret and be on guard anytime and anywhere. and leaving such a frantic and apologetic yuuji.

whats even worse is if your group were to exercise a curse spirit somewhere and its on you and yuuji, sukuna would definitely take the time to potentially force a switch or convince the poor baby to switch. and sukuna is doing his best to try and wound you– youre fast, and you already landed three good blows on him.

but things do come to an end, you being cornered and having to hear sukuna say the most disgusting things.

“you wouldnt be a bad wife, could make you have at most two brats.” or holding you while you squirm, groping at a fat breast and squeezing, hoping you dont moan. and he goes “these things dont hold you back? i just wanna bite into them… would taste so good.”

it also occurs when you sleep too. the intoxicating feeling of his fingers are still on your skin, he had to be an incubus. but you were suddenly dreaming about him eating your precious fat pussy too, suckling on your clit and have two hands hold your hips down, two hands hold your legs up while he eats you so sloppy. he can always be a messy eater, and he mumbles .. praise?

“havent had good pussy in years.”

“fuck, that brat hadnt eaten you at all ?”

“i demand your cum, i want you to cum.”

and when you wake up your folds are soaked with spit drooling down your ass cheeks. and with your shirt scrambled up and a bra pushed up.. was he in here? was it a dream? you didnt know. why was he so suddenly interested?

its only the next time you saw him, the cut you had given him had scarred up and he smirks at the sight of it. this only caused him to think of little exchanges for you to show yourself raw to him.

“if you land another three blows, ill have you sit on my face.” he said, eyes lidded and his signature grin plastered.

you ended up with a swollen clit, from its poor abuse and with bruised thighs, because he just had to make you sit still while he ate you out.

#jjk x reader #jjk spoilers #jjk #jjk smut #jjk x you #jjk leaks #sukuna x you #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #sukuna x reader #jjk sukuna #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu itadori #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu sorcerer