#out wtf are we even saying

[lyrrotting]

Wait a damn minute... ur midwestern

no way baby i'm it

#PLEASE i'm russian #in fucking russia #😭 #not even in the midwest of russia #i'm from asian part ig? the mountains that make the border between europe and asia #fun fact the moscow people think we talk so fast they can't make #out wtf are we even saying

[theshriekingsisterhood]

The way I SPRINTED to my computer to make this the second Risky showed me this textpost

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #Nandor #Autistic Nandor the Relentless #Autismposting #deadass i didnt even have time to rip HD screenshots I needed to get this baby OUT #a more Nandor ass post has never before been made #Obviously Nandor doesn't know wtf Autism is bc hes a nearly 800 year old vampire #In my mind tho Colin Robinson called him Autistic once and Nandor just assumed it was a complimentary adjective akin to Awesome or Majestic #'Guillermo which of these capes makes me look more Autistic?' #'Guillermo is that not the most Autistic painting of a horse you have ever seen?' #Colin Robinson wasn't saying it as an insult also just to clarify #Just as like #a neutral descriptor #which obviously applies to Nandor #Risky I love you and your brain it is huge and wrinkly

[drberfarious]

"percy takes annabeth's last name—"

"annabeth takes percy's last name—"

"they combine last names—"

"they don't even get married because of hera—"

give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods

#all of their friends go wtf until percy and annabeth tell them that hera wasn't letting them get married #we don't want college rec quests #we want marriage-induced coup d'etat's #the last name problem™ #someone's not going to read all the tags and say that percy would still wants to be a jackson for his mother #even though crack isn't supposed to be thought out #watch #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #fic idea #crack fic #dark!percy #dark!annabeth

[wtfforged]

combine your comfort characters for instant mood improvement

#this is zoro in mr zenyatta overwatch's outfit if it wasnt clear. #.... even though his outfit is just pants. lmfao. whatever i had fun #honestly i think he looks great in zens outfit since its just baggy pants. zoro looks great in baggy pants #disgruntled filler-ssop to the rescue for my inability to not draw at a slant #im not tagging overwatch it doesnt count #i fucked up the comic readability bc i put the speech bubbles out of order but oh well. we live and we learn #when sanji says swordsman hes talking about genji as a reference to my last comparison post. sorry. im tired #wtf... art #one piece fanart #roronoa zoro #zoro

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Remember the live action Justice League movie that came out a few years ago? Earlier today i had a dream about what was essentially a sequel movie, where everyone in the live action DCU get together to stop the big bad yadda yadda. And SOMEHOW they managed to get Ryan Reynolds to reprise his role as Green Lantern. Like no reboot. Its straight up that same Green Lantern from the 2011 movie i have only one memory of and im pretty sure was a flop. But heres when it gets funny. Every scene with him in it was filmed like Deadpool. His first appearance involved him running from the cameras screaming that he'd never wear the CGI suit again. He keeps breaking the fourth wall to absolutely roast himself and the other characters (*cough* Batman *cough*) and most importantly the crew. The first time they all suit up he cycles through a ton of super suits Scooby Doo unmasking reveal style until its something that passes for a GL suit. The JL are beyond done with him but they can't break the fourth wall like he can so they can't physically stop the Ryan Reynolds shenaniganery. The rest of the movie is broody and serious this is JUST every Hal Jordan scene

#hinacu dc #dcu #justice league #ryan reynolds #hal jordan #green lantern #deadpool #green lantern 2011 #justice league 2017 #hal: pulls a deadpool mask out of his bag* hal: NO wrong movie #arthur: why is he even here? hal: i would also like the answer to that question #OMG I FORGOT he would make a furry joke HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD #hal: wtf is robin? bruce: what? hal: ah i see. the producers are too much of a coward to tell a proper batman story #remember that end credit scene in deadpool 2 where he stops GL from ever filming? well we see it again but this time Hal hits Wade on #the head from behind. and then he says something #felt like using proper formating today please forgive me

[goobiestar]

ok now i can say can we be fucking greatful we're getting a warrior cat novel with a touched up versiom by illustrators that seem to be lgbt and apart of the fandom like its a fucking blessing theyre thinking about retouching the first series anyways 😭

#'why is the only notable change--' why can you be happy #i just think we should be happy that theres a book coming i think we should wait atleast till it comes out to shit on it like wtf #idk if the writers r lgbt or even apart of the fandom but from their style and more ppl saying so thats where i got that from

[dmclemblems]

“Claude in Hopes is exactly the same way he is in Houses! He’s always been like that and has the same feelings/morals!”

Claude in GW/Hopes:

Claude, literally, in Houses:

Let that speak for the fact that Claude was written with a 180 characterization in Hopes.

Claude wants peace and to bring everyone together; not to tear them further apart. That is his character.

#I’m still in the middle of answering this ask I got but yeah #even Edelgard noticed Claude really loves bringing ppl together in WC #when she says ''you really value that sort of thing don't you'' after the Eagle/Lion (+Deer >.> ) battle #like if Claude's goal was to destroy Fodlan and just leave a mess of it A+++ you did an astounding show stopping brilliantly done job #if your goal was peace well you fucked that up pretty good buddy #in Hopes too like he's literally arguing with Lorenz about it while Lorenz is like ??? bruh wtf ??? #literally who cares what some politicians did 300 years ago certainly not Houses Claude #in fact Claude said fuck our history sideways with a cactus let's make peace and be friends #AND he got the approval from the whole roundtable and that's all we know on the topic bc it's all we needed to know #versus in GW where it's explicitly stated that it took some doing for them to allow Claude to be king #meaning the roundtable was not up for what he was suggesting and needed to be convinced #they needed it enough that Lorenz pointed it out to everyone and from a narrative standpoint #AM Claude doesn't need to say how the meeting went and all we need to know is that it worked out #but in GW it's told to us that the meeting was very long and it took some doing for them to trust Claude's judgment #the meeting is presented in a more uncertain light with how the lords felt abt it whereas in AM #it's not told to us how things went bc it's not important. a negative aspect (i.e. the roundtable not being able to come to an agreement) #is an important thing to note and if there was any negative aspect of it in AM they would've put it in there #meaning the roundtable trusts AM Claude's judgment enough when he tells them he wants to put their two nations together again #idk how else to explain that so I hope you get what I mean lol #I just find it completely baffling that people actually say both Claudes are the same person and that he was always like how he is in Hopes #like you can like his character in Hopes and enjoy that portrayal of him but at least admit he's written differently you know? #I hate when I see people say that Claude fans didn't understand his character in Houses at all bc they don't like him in Hopes #when you have literal staunch polar opposite sentences coming out of his mouth in these two scenes #the Claude we get in AM is the same Claude - the same person at his core - as he is in VW and all the routes #Houses Claude does not blame whatever the fuck Leicester and Faerghus did 300 years ago on the people living in their present #he also doesn't blame Dimitri or anyone else presently in power for Daphnel #GW Claude there is just grasping at unimportant and insignificant straws to justify his invasion #pretty sure AM Claude would be like ''hey dimi lemme borrow failnaught back real quick'' and smack GW Claude with it #then kindly hand it back to Dimi and smile and wave

[moonlit-imagines]

…

#hypothetical situation (not) but how would one feel if their roommate was using their tv in the living room (which was bought by your father #as a gift to you) and is sitting on the couch you paid for (rubbing their feet all over it like literally rubbing back and forth and in #between the cushions) and had left a mess on the table you also bought and when you asked if you could use your tv in the living room their #response was to immediately argue (raise voice) saying ‘I PAY RENT TOO YOU CANT KICK ME OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM’ when this was the first time #i had asked in our 2 months of living here to use my tv bc shes been using it all week and my ps5 is connected to it so i wanted to use it #she said ‘this isn’t yours your dad bought it’ and then said ‘dont you have your own tv in your room’ (which is much smaller and i cannot #play ps5 games on bc yaknow. ps5 is in living room) #how would we feel in this situation #knowing said roommate is using your things and claiming them as apart of rent (i assure you its not apart of rent i paid for and dragged in #and set up all these things out of my own pocket) #claiming them……as their own………. #and taking over? #she has not even bought anything for the house and then whenever i ask and finally give up and get it myself shes like ‘oh i was gonna get #that tomorrow’ (which is why shes not allowed to use my shower caddy now lmao) #am i being territorial or am i being reasonable for being upset with her? #wtf do i do LMAO #delete later

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Zeb Wells I'm in your walls because what the actual fuck is this shit???

Because it definitely isn't something Spiderman whose gone out of his way to visit fans dying of cancer or other medical conditions or tried to save a homeless girl who was a fan of him only to be too late, would say.

#zeb wells #spiderman #the amazing spiderman #like not only is this an insult to the kid who collects spiderman #but its also one to an issue where spiderman is with another kid with lekumia #as hes playing spiderman with the kid as it was the kids wish #but when playtime is over and the hospital and parents say its time to go to bed #the kid refuses and spiderman learns its because the kid is afraid he wont wake up #causing spiderman to ask if the kid has a coat and we see why as he takes the kid for a swing across the city #giving the kid more time of being like spiderman #then there's the time he visited a wounded kid in hospital who is also a spidey fan and looked up to spiderman #and said kid figures out his identity and the two talk before sadly the kid has a caradiac rest and peter goes to his funeral #where his parents ask peter to give the kids home-made comics to spiderman and peter promises #let alone the comic leah where he finds a homeless girl also a fan dying and does try to save her via getting her to the hospital #but its sadly too late as the doctors cant do anything #meaning all spiderman can do is lift his mask a little and give her a forehead kiss #and wish her sweet dreams as we see her in dreams with all the heroes she admires #like long tags here but thats how much this 'joke' angers me #let alone even if you removed all of peters history WHY THE HELL IS THIS A 'JOKE' SOMEONE LET PASS- #no character should be doing that wtf

[pendinganchor]

“we never see billy change his ways in canon”

because he dies saving all their lives?????????

#i don’t understand how antis can just completely ignore the fact that billy saved them #not even just el #ALL OF THEM #because if billy had stepped out of the way the mindflayer would have killed el #then turned and killed as many other as it could before joyce shut the gate #el cared about billy for 0.2 seconds and he used that comfort to fight off the possession and sacrifice himself #how the fuck is that not a redemption arc??? #all jonathan had to do was say ‘i shouldn’t have done that’ for nancy to be like ‘it’s fine’ #and all steve had to do was befriend a gay person #or do we just completely forget season one happened #tbh i think y’all choose to ignore it #and stop trying to defend lucas when y’all were probably the same people who hated on him in season one when he didn’t blindly trust el #see it’s the same where y’all think billy should have blindly trusted steve #why are y’all obsessed with blind trust??? #couldn’t be me #if i say y’all one more time i might start laughing wtf #anyway i just woke up and shouldn’t be getting this upset #userkarson #stranger things #billy hargrove

[poppyseed799]

btw I don’t know if this is a thing anyone is thinking about but I’m not gonna stop drawing Jimmy as a canary. It’s a lovely bird. It’s still something that’s been really important to his series. There’s no reason to drop the canary headcanon just cuz Lizzie fell into the void.

#warning: don’t open up these tags I went on a very heated and rather unrelated rant cuz I’ve been mad #trafficblr #life series #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #jimmy solidarity #also I’m sick of seeing ppl celebrate Jimmy surviving because they hate the canary curse fans like SHUT UP!!! LET US HAVE FUN GOD!!! #LIKE LITERALLY EVEN IF NOBODY CAME UP WITH THE CANARY METAPHOR WE WOULD STILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW HES ALWAYS DYING OK WE DIDNT MAKE UP THAT #HE DIES FIRST HE JUST DOES. GOD. so what if some people make shakespeare sounding posts about the curse that I don’t understand. we are JUST #having fun and making connections where we don’t need to BECAUSE ITS FUN. NOT CUZ WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. sorry for the past few #days I’ve been genuinely mad at this fandom’s growing hatred towards its own community. #LIKE IM FINE IF ITS NOT YOUR THING BUT GOD. WE ARENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING 😭😭😭 THE LORE LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF OR IS WRITTEN BY MARTYN LOL #I’ve just been getting SO TILTED man. like ohhh yeah okay ur right i said too much guess I won’t say anything anymore #does anyone else genuinely not know wtf ppl are talking about when they say a certain hc takes over everything about the character #cuz I literally see so much varied Jimmy content yet I’ve seen several ppl complain that ppl ignore aspects of his character in favor of #WHATEVER when I literally don’t see that happening to him. step out of ur circle or something I don’t even HAVE a circle man

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

Lowkey i ate with rhis actually no i didn't i ate wirh rhat ENDER EYE Why is it so rendered Hello

IGNORW RHEIR UGLY UGLY DESIGNS This was before they switched to their iconic Skins past e didn't know......

#loosely based off of this old thing it's under the Cut #origins smp #beeduo #beeduo fanart #idk what other tags to put i cant put C because this isn't C this is O..... but like do people even check those tags idk #actually no im scared i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals i dont want to interfere with their character ecosystem i was #only there for the first one😅 #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR EAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE thats all i remmeber ANF ALSO RNE can i call you senpaaiiii bit thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[brainworm-blitz]

went into Hazbin Hotel hoping to enjoy it and ended up with a collective total of maybe five straight hours with my brother trying to dissect why it's so bad.

girl what the fuck happened here.

#ough. i need to lie down. #ive .. never actually felt woozy standing up from a watching before. thats a first. #maam please slow down we are going at such a breakneck fucking pace #amongst .. uh. other. things. #*looks very pointedly at ep4* #its a shame because i do actually like her general style and i think her concepts are intriguing. #but all these things im seeing out the creator herself (the whole show aside) .... girl... put down the phone .......... #literally deleted tumblr for a month because fuck the site owner but this show was such a trainwreck-- #--that i redownloaded just to see wtf other people are saying about it #hazbin critical #man i dont even like using that tag but wtf else do i put this under?? #girl helpppp

[chaiaurchaandni]

zionists will do this and cry about 'from the river to the sea' being antisemitic

the zionist cult is to judaism/jews what isis was to islam/muslims.

both the zionist cult/isis excommunicate + attack jews/muslims who do not support them

both regularly engage in acts of terror against innocent unarmed civilian populations

both use an extremely twisted and sick interpretation of religion to justify and sanction their actions

both have been condemned by huge groups from the religion they claim to represent

isis committed a horrible genocide against the Yazidis and the zionist cult is in the process of committing a horrible genocide against Palestinians

#in the past month i have seen some of the most blatant and vile displays of antisemitism and all of it from zionists #as someone who was born and raised in the east where antisemitism is p minimal i had never even realsied the disgusting things europeans #say about jewish people and the disgusting streotypes they have about jewish people #to the point that i had to google a lot of the shit they were saying bec i was like ????? wtf is that even supposed to mean #idk how white zionists can be so blatantly antisemtic and violent yet we are seen as barbaric for calling out genocide #this is insane #zionism is a disgrace to judaism and jewish people all over the world #free palestine #palestine #gaza #long live palestine #glory to the martyrs #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #long live the resistance #death to israel

[trash-bin-ary]

I have spent nearly 24 hours playing in stars and time and I’ve only had it for 5 days, this is the face of someone who’s sane totally.

#in stars and time #that’s right it’s another I need to get all of my thoughts out there post #I’ve also learned that it’s 6 acts???? not even halfway through damn #I find it funny that they do not get suspicious of the fact that siff is like ridiculously strong compared to them all of a sudden lol #I also just love doing so many suspicious things on purpose like come on odi call me out #also theory time I’m pretty sure that the head housemaiden played apart In disappearing that country #I’m not as sure of it as I am sure that the king and siff came from that country though but that’s not saying much cause I’m 99% sure of #that now #also wooooowwwww so many cockblockers in this party 😔 #this is a post i made #and the obligatory no spoilers tag #oh yeah the other thing I wanted to tell about!!! wtf we just meet the change god #they’re sorta a meanie to siff 😔 like you’re nice to Mira but wdym you’re enjoying watching siff suffer #yoooooooo a day later and they immediately point out the weird boost in power I love this game

[korbensdeliveryservice]

Fionna and cake spoilers

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I've seen a lot of people talking about how it's healthiest for Simon to move on and I DO think that's true, but... what about Betty? It seems like she lost all of her characterization when she became Golb. She's always been impulsive and obsessive, wild and free and in love. Why did fusing with a chaos god make her into a perfectly therapized unperson? It feels like they could have done so much more with her own arc and narrative, but she barely got to speak for herself. Instead she had to be the perfectly emotionally stable adult teaching Simon through literally putting him into a child's body...

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #i thought the finale was decent and fionna's ending was good #but betty's ending as a character is very unsatisfying #we dont even get any indication that shes Happy as golbetty #also wtf was that electric thing as simon flew out of there bc ive seen people say it's golb finally digesting her and if that were it #i would be PISSED #like that would truly just be the narrative punishing her for... being herself? loving simon? having desires? #idk...