“The Best They Could”
As a mother, one of the biggest crocks is telling kids that their parents did the best they could. I, for one, did not. There were days that I phoned it in. That wasn’t my best even on a bad day. That’s what I felt like doing. Sometimes you need to dig deeper.
It seems the only aspect of our life where we are expected to dig deeper is athletics. I think that we need to dig deeper intellectually, spiritually and emotionally.
The most that I can say is that I did what I did. Make your peace with it. That’s why there is therapy. Anything else is bullshit.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon
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And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
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i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick
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