#pls god i just know it would be SO good

[imgnnafurgf]

All I want is a fanfic about male deputy/Sharky/John am I asking too much

#far cry 5 #john seed #farcry #farcry5 #deputy rook #far cry new dawn #sharky boshaw #john seed x male deputy #john seed x sharky #john seed x sharky x male dep #pls god i just know it would be SO good

[mayxo-hxh]

Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

#When a fic is so good but they make a hisoka a sex god instead of a murderer. like dear god. Ya Allah. Mercy on me. #can i please get more fics where he absolutely fucking murders people in deranged ways like god (Togashi) intended instead of.... #(checks notes) .....sex??? #sorry to me this is 1 fanon characterization that i just gag from i cannot physically stomach that shit anymore. #also the way he never touched a single human and is not a touchy person yet the musical made disgustingly touchy with everyone including go #i saw red when i saw that one scene. #thats not fucking hisoka morow thats hekosa pedoro #if togashi wanted him to sleep around he would've so simply and easily made him mention that. Like even leorio said he jacks off. #yet togashi didnt. because HE DOESNT. #HISOKA GET BEHIND ME #anyways asexual hisoka morow canon goodnight everyone #also trans hisoka can we get a little more content of that i know its completely unrelated but pls im starving #i would put the “ill do it myself meme” WHICH I DO I HAVE A DEMI HISOILLU FIC but im so slow at writing fics sobs and throws up #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #hxh #hunter x hunter #my post #my analysis

[polaraffect]

oh god they made chaos in hades ii so fucking hot oh my god oh my g

#damien.txt #send help the gender on them..... oh my god.... #i am looking SO. UNBELIEVABLY. HARD. #they made everyone hot tho. hephaestus. hecate. nemisis. and more. #oh god i've only seen moros once so far but the gender w/ them too....... man. idek if dating is a mechanic in this one but. #i want moros so bad i am down bad af #me after seeing the end of the game over a year from now looking back at this post: wow. what they didn't know would haunt them. #truly cannot tell if moros is going to be secretly bad or not. i hope not. but also. i hope they are. i love a good rivals fight. #anyways. yeah. i got hades ii. because i knew i would the instant it dropped. rip. i really did not need to be buying games rn #but hades ii.... omg... #ill probably be posting about it so pls block the hades ii tag if you don't wanna see anything #hades ii #hades 2 #(ill tag it both ways just in case)

[crybaby-bkg]

I love mythology so much and it’s taking everything in me to not write a full fledge fic about a Cupid and Psyche au omfg

justttttt Cupid Bakugou who is just so, so fucking beautiful. he’s always been recorded by other mortals for being akin to sunlight himself—all golden hues and sharp angles and high cheekbones and massive wings. wings that span as wide as an entire village, that sparkle when the light hits them, loud when they beat to send him soaring into the skies above. but his mouth? his attitude?

everyone always wonders why he was never the god of war, instead. but he’s damn good at his job, with his arrows propped up on his back, swift with discharging them into another stupid mortal who’s fallen for the local towns idiot. but hey, they’re in love, and it’s his job to enforce that love go over well.

and then he sees you—the most beautiful mortal, that you’re even compared to the gods, to his mother. he wants you so bad, if not to treasure and keep you against his side as he travels over the oceans cold waters, than to keep you safe from the vile men who want you as their partner and the disgusting women who envy you for having it all.

omg and the part where he takes you to stay in his palace and asks you not to ever look at his face???? it’s killing him, to wear that mask to your nightly dinners, to be able to look at the soft curve of your mouth when you frown and ask him to reveal himself. to be able to look at how you stare back at him, eyes pretty and furious, frustrated and mad, wanting to go back on the conditions you agreed upon because having to sit across from him without seeing him is absolute torture. I am. vibrating.

#I’m so sad bc I’ve been having so many ideas without having the energy to actually write them #I know it’s bc this past semester was hard on top of other things #but I really just wanna get back into the groove of things #but yes omg I LOVEEEE mythology #I’m taking a mythology class next semester and I’m genuinely so excited for it!!!! #would not be surprised if I started an entire mythology series on ao3 after that class LOL #I’ve written war god bkg before and I loved it #omg it pissed me off so bad when ppl were like “war god bkg is so cliche 🙄’ #girl eat my dick HOW ABOUT THAT #I also kinda love psyche bkg too ngl #I sat here for like an hour tryna figure out which one he could be lmfao #bc him as psyche where he’s SO beautiful and is so pissy about not being able to see you UGH he’d be such a brat and I’d love it #also if you haven’t read the story of Cupid n psyche pls do it’s so good #I’m sorry I’m talking so much I just really love mythology #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[urboymutual]

To be anything was enough. To be anyone was enough. 

the growing-up itch by k.c cramm + evan “buck” buckley (9-1-1)

#i know only like 2 mutuals will care abt this post but #ive been working on this for like 3 days sob #anyways its abt the desperation for any type of love and attention buck could get #i originally wanted to webweave the part that was like #[See me know me want me hold me. #Feeling known even if known in pieces — known broken known bruised — felt as good as the hands of the divine. #I craved adoration and if I couldn’t have it then I would leave claw marks on the walls as proof that I was there at all.] #but alas #but the growing up itch is soooo good pls read if u get a chance bc #I carve my heart out and I hope someone else might look back and see something familiar in the bloodstains. IS SUCH A LINE!!!! #god but buck hes soooo #he can fit so many issues in those long legs #he literally just wants someone to look back and see something familiar in the bloodstains of his carved heart #okay tag time #evan buckley #evan buck buckely #9-1-1 #evan buckley webweave #9-1-1 edit #buddie #<- ish

[pixlatedvampire]

I love this disaster bard sm you don’t even know 💕

#the witcher #dandelion #jaskier #priscilla #digital art #procreate #my art #doodle #I’ve just been collecting shitty doodles of him lmao #I never know how to caption things so I’m just sitting on a bunch of drawings rip #how do people do it….. it’s so hard xc #also I did mean to post a little earlier but I had surgery lol I’m much better now tho!gods willing I will clear out some of my drafts now🙏 #or finish my wips lmao I have sooo many ToT pls my brain let me finish some #anyway I drew all of these at different times but I like to think that they’re all part of dandy’s attemps at getting (oblivious) geralt #to notice that he’s been in love w him for years and he’d be totally down to get some of that sweet witcher ass #I also like to imagine that the attempts of dumb as hell and mostly consist of things they already do together like get dinner etc but with #dandelion batting his eyelashes more and posing ‘seductively ‘ #geralt thinks he’s getting sick or something #Priscilla is despairing and wishes he would just tell him with words already instead of crying to her every night when he ‘didn’t even #notice how good his ass looked today!!’ #ok I think I’m done thanks for indulging me lol

[mazojo]

Bam stopping in the middle of a life or death battle to tell this dude he looks good is oddly on character

#I don’t know how to explain it but it just is okay #king bam said go ren don’t hide your face you have pretty eyes but pls don’t kill me #I love him my emotional support full time goodest boi others would never #bam likes guys folks he told me himself he is pan because I say so 😌 #bam #ren does look good unfortunately he is a leech and a rat but he chose to look good while doing so 😔 #ren #tog #tower of god

[scp-69]

i am once again on my knees begging for a 2d animated narnia adaptation

#please please please please pl #IT WOULD BE SOOOO GOOD IT WOULD LOOK SO FUCKING COOL. PLEASE. IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LIVEACTION I PROMMY #ougghhhgh ive had a magicians nephew animated scene in my brain for literal years #u know when narnia is like birthed #itd be SOOOOOOO COOL ANINATED UR ALL MISSING OUT ON THE EPIC SCENES IN MY BRAIN #gah. animated adaptation of all the books NEOW #narnia #it just feels like it would be soooo suited to animated. like a really fun sketchy style u know. u cld animate jadis on a different #framerate to highlight the otherworldliness of her and make her movements sharper. u know. GOD #mine

[beldaroot]

taichi and chihaya are always meant to be by each other’s side :’) 

#chihayafuru #cf #wakamiya shinobu #i know this is a story about poems but THIS IS LITERAL POETRY!! #i can't get over all the layers to this pls #like first off this is the moment shinobu knew she was fucked LOL #but it's so telling how she's always been so lonely so she just thought she would win by taking 'se' and continue that loneliness #but then she realizes that 'chiha' and 'tachi' are next to each other and wow... chihaya could win with something by her side #everything is paired for a reason - you aren't meant to be alone!!!! #and ofc this all ties back to taichi and chihaya's relationship that started together and will end together as well #i love how the note states that they were two brothers bc it's so true that taichi and chihaya are family! they're fated to be side-by-side #anyway this was A LOT to process but it just gives me chills - the art is soooo good too my god

[pepperpixel]

Me, after several years of feeling haunted by the fact that I know I used to be able to draw better. And I used to have fun and feel satisfied w what I created. Believing that my art skills and enjoyment deteriorated because of like. Age! Like my brain just rotted over time or something: messes around w settings after re downloading fire alpaca and turns off the toggle for “adjust brush size to pen pressure”. And fUCKING. REALIZING THATS WHAT ITS BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!?!? I never ever ever correlated my getting a tablet to my decline in art cuz I was also in a huge depression then and that just seemed more likely to blame! Also cuz the tablet was cool! It made things easier! BUT FUCKING. TURNING OFF THE LIL PEN PRESSURE THING IS LIKE. GAH- IM DRAWING LIKE IM FUCKING 16 AGAIN!!!! LOOK AT THOSE LINES…!! ON THE 2ND & 3RD PICTURE.!!! THE STYLE. IM SHITTING MYSELF..! Like legit gonna cry actual tears of fucking joy about this… I had basically almost given up ever really being satisfied w my art again??? But I fucking….! I finally figured it out!!!!! Holy shit!!!!! * falls down on the floor and dies of relief *

But yeah….. anyway. Aside from the massive art revelation/return to form… This photo set is featuring more of me and Ghastjio’s ocs! Non-homestuck ones this time! They’re scientists doing research and experiments on dreams and the subconscious and such! They’re also def all slightly varying levels of evil/moral dubious… cuz. I cannot resist an evil doctor…. And they’re also. Definitely a polycule gGHG. Cuz. I also can’t resist that shit lol

Yellow = Dr. In

Pink = Dr. Somn

Blue = Dr. Nia

Add them all together! And It equals insomnia! And it took me!!! A ridiculously long time to realize that ghghg- Like several days after ghast first showed them to me lol, but! I got it eventually! That’s all that matters

#there’s still room for improvement in those 2 pics without the pen pressure too. like the colors specifically. #bUT. THE LINES. I ACTUALLY LIKE THE LINES!!!! IM!?!?!?! SATISFIED W THEM!!! AND DONT THINK THEY LOOK MESSY OR SKETCHY?? #lIKE HOW IVE FELT ABOUT MOST OF MY LINE ART FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS #gOD. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! #im so… im ridiculously fucking happy…. I rlly just thought I was like… unable to do art that I rlly LIKED again #like I’ve done art whet I felt it was good enough! and I would TRY and see the positives. try not to be too hard on myself. but I rlly. #didnt truly like anything I made…. #so just… god. god fucking damn man #doodles #dr in #dr somn #dr nia #Somn and Nia have like a kismesitude sorta thing going on lol #also in doesnt always have a tail or horns or sand claw thing! he can sorta shapeshift. #me at in: mr sandman~ man me a sand~ #anyway… YEAH! pls enjoy art lol #long post #??? #i mean I don’t feel like it’s THAT long but.. I’ll tag it just in case ghgh #I somn wearing a crop top or not? I don’t know! it changes depending on the picture lol! I cannot decide! #also!!! in case it isn’t super clear. In = sun. Somn = moon (and also sorta clouds but shush). and Nia = Stars! #IN.SOMN.NIA #or #the insomnia experiment #are both! possible titles for the world/story these guys are in!

[favouritedave]

rewatching good omens season 1 and I've remembered the one thing I was a bit annoyed about - the bentley. it doesn't drive like how a regular car would. the turn it makes heading to the airbase??? no drift. 110 mph and the backend isn't sticking out even by just a smidge. i know its a lot of cgi for it but man they could've at least cgi'd in some drift. crowley deserves to be able to drift that car

#its literally the most tiny thing to notice #im not even a car guy i just. idk. know how car work??? how car move?? #and god knows a bentley from 1930 does not have THAt much traction to stay in cornering like that at that speed #my one ask for season 3 - make the car drive like a regular car pls i pray 🙏 #def not so bad in s2 (see: good old fashioned lover boy scene) but still. #i also know demon little demonic miracle to not have the car just fucking flip and do a barrel roll but let crowley drift the bentley #it would be so funny your honour #also crazy cause the car has no power steering. its so heavy to move! #for that reason alone. let crowley drift that car NOW !!! #someone let the cgi guys for gomens watch like one episode of top gear and theyll figure it out i promise #this is genuinely the most insane thing to notice. again. losing my mind that this is what i notice of all things #again. not a car guy. simply a top gear child. and again. a person who has seen a car drive before

[solarsaurus-sex]

do u think i should ask my friend if he'd be down 2 let me pop my pegging cherry on him. just so i can see what its like.

#pls. #god. #killing myself #coming back normal #see i think it would be good on him coz hes experienced it already and were into similar things and theres no possibility of smth between u #so if he lets me practise on him and guides me around a little bit just to get an idea of it #then thats awesome #i love this guy coz theres literally no possibility of romance or feelings its so freeing its like yes god thank you #which ironically opens up for MORE opportunities like this #like i feel more open to doing dirty stuff or other such things with ppl when i know that theres no way we could catch feelings #like ew lol #once you put any of kind of relationship marker on it it makes it feel like its an obligation which ruins it #DONT RUIN WHAT WE HAVE just be normal. god #if i can just have some history of pegging and using a strap 😭😭😭😭😭 then in the future when im looking seriously #so im not walking in blind like 'hey ik i seduced u into this bed that were in rn but just as a forewarning ive never done this before' #ARE YOU CRAZY no way i would leave #patrick pls be my muddle dummy PLS #its the most shameful thing. i dont wanna ask for it.

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

ok but El as a spider-man (known as just Spidey) and Dustin being Spidey’s fav photographer, because he never sexualizes her and gets a really good shots of her (also, is just really recless, and El has to nearly every time help him with coming on the ground after the fight because he got stuck on the buildings, so he could get get the best shots of her in action)

#henderhop #el hopper byers #dustin henderson #im having thoughts #but also im watching spiderman with andrew rn and there was that one scene when he looked SO similar to gaten when he smiled akskdak #i was like whoa wait a minute #also im pretty sure that if spidey was a women people would oversexualize her so yeah #our boy is a good person and doesnt do that #and also like in the movies with toby and andrew welp-- bc dustin is known to be Spidey's fav photogapher he is often in danger #*WHO IS SPIDEY* *I WOULD WANT TO KNOW THAT MYSELF FIRST MAN* #also also villains are so tired of him #bc even when is is tied up and all he is just hella annoying #in all ways really #god sorry but just--- HENDERHOP IN SPIDERMAN AU #i want that pls #someone write this #i wont do it justice #PLS #ILL HUG U

[katarafirelady]

ok it is also cool that pansexual merman's little sister uses a prosthetic tail

and that they didnt completely typecast each mermaid based on her hair/tail colour to an element. Green mermaid is water instead of earth, pink mermaid is earth instead of fire, and some rando who has 1 speaking line in the entire film is air :)))))

the problem is really the plot. it doesnt feel creative or exciting. we dont even KNOW the stakes. some woman who we dont know just says "the fate of our world depends on it ." but she doesnt seem at all concerned or worries or anything. and its like in what way? how will the world be changed if this doesnt go to plan? nobody knows. probably not even the writers.

i think what i really miss is when barbie and her friends had to be clever/creative/industrious in some way to solve their problems. Like Annalise finding that purple geode and using it to revitalize her kingdoms economy. Or even corrine in princess academy who had to figure out that she was the lost princess, and her friend who was a music genius helped fighre out that the Beep beep BEEP Beep of the door code could be deciphered. Now its all just "barbie is kind and a friend to everyone. that (+ magic) solves all her problems the end." but the truth is that being kind to a bully/abuser wont always make them stop being mean? (in fact i would say that a lot of the time it wont work!) barbie rapunzel and barbie nutcracker stood up against the evil people and defeated them.

also the music is bad and the backgrounds/animation in general arent as pretty as they were in video game hero or starlight adventure. They look more on par with backgrounds from princess and the pauper, but without the really loveable characters + compelling plot + amazing music to make up for it. also backgrounds rendered entirely in 3d just dont look as nice as the old more painted style ones.

final criticism is that the conservation of oceans message was really shoehorned in and even then it was pretty shallow bc if a bunch of mermaids can just zap the great pacific garbage pile into nonexistance, they can do it again right? like thats a bad way to show that garbage hurts sea creatures. They should have actually had a seaturtle try to swallow a plastic bag, or had fish get stuck in those 6 pack can connector things, and had barbie and co actually put in some WORK to help, rather than just do a <2 minute "battle" against the garbage and then immediately have a dance party?

ok compliment sandwich i guess their hair looked nice. Very shiny. made me want to look up hair care routines

#barbie mermaid power #barbie #honestly i just wish they would go back to telling classic ballets/fairytales with barbie #like there are a MILLION more ballets out there #that was where the barbie movies were at their peak #also did i mention that the music in this one SUCKED #like it had none of the heart that the old music did #it was just synthetic pop sounds after the second one i just listened to the first 15 seconds or so #and then skipped to the last 15 seconds or so of each song #none of them were even CATCHY synthetic pop #:( #pls barbie make good movies again i am begging on my hands and knees #also introduce more Barbie Robertses #have a san fran barbie and a vancouver barbie and a denver barbie and a London barbie and a paris barbie #make an army of cool diverse women all named barbie roberts #and have them all just call each other by their cities to avoid confusion #and for gods sake give them diverse interests too! #like the two barbies we have are into... music and vlogging and... kindness ig? #i know we have skipper and stacy and chelsea #but make the other new barbies like her friends from life in the dreamhouse #have some who are into various sciences and arts and sports #and for gods sake make one of them a BALLERINA

[witchwhaat]

a tragedy: couldn't fit a nap in my schedule

#truly tragic #no but really bc i was thinking 'yeees im gonna go back from work and take a nap before film club' #only i forgot that by the time i get from work and make dinner and walk my dog i have no time left for a nap before film club :( #and i'm so sleepy tired guys :( #feeling the weight of. everything. #god give me a break pls i'm not your strongest soldier #and i was talking with my friend today too about The Situation at uni and was like #'yknow what it's really discouraging and i'm not sure if i want to put up with all of this' #and she just said 'you can always drop out you know that right? it would be a right moment for that' #and like #I KNOW #that's the thing #I KNOW it's an option but idk it's also a Decision and i'd rather. not decide. alsjdjajfhsjdk #i think i'm going through it ummmmm #'the moment before we let go we grip the harderst' etc etc #only i'm not even gripping the hardest #what am i even saying at this point ANYWAY #i wish i could take a nap i wish i could stop time and just THINK about what i want to do and i wish i could take a month off from life #and just exist and think and plan everything out #that's enough nonsense for today bye have a good day #agnes talking

[queerofthedagger]

i know this is in one way or another the curse of every profession but the amount of times i grit my teeth and scroll with a twitching eye past the most horrible takes on what philosophy is and does cannot be good for me. unfortunately, the alternative is sounding like A Philosophy MajorTM and that's like, even worse than leaving people to believe that what we do is like.. contemplating the meaning of life at 3am in the kitchen a bottle of wine deep, or that the trolley problem isn't taken wildly out of context and is all that ethics boils down to, or that not just about every popular philosphy quote is, in fact, taken wildly out of context or that Nietzsche wasn't in fact a fucking bastard and no nihilism doesn't mean what most people think it means and --

yeah just. no

#mona rambles #the truth is that it's actually even LESS exciting than people seem to think #or like. the general public would find it less exciting; unfortunately I do enjoy running through 7192 scenarios of how to define knowledge #only to reach the conclusion that we actually can't not for good so we just. gotta accept that there IS in fact a chance we know nothing- #- and everything is simply a simulation :D #or reversing argument structures into formulas that then get solved like math problems #which. maths and i don't get along but that's actually weirdly fun #reading nietzsche on the other hand is not fun and people in nietzsche courses who don't agree are even worse #ANYWAY #i do always feel it's less bad for social work but then it's just.. less common for people to have takes on that #but also if i never again see a take on the trolley problem it'll be too soon #and it physically hurts how much that makes me sound like a philo major but BY GOD #i'm fine it's fine pls just ignore me