#polneraff

[itsdeathofabachelor]

Another thing ANOTHER THING Jotaro is fucking huge in my mind, right??? Right okay so consider this

Pole-raft (Polneraff) is being a little French fried fuck right??? Annoying Jotaro somehow and Kakyoin is hanging out with Avdol in the kitchen so he’s not around to stare autistically at Pol until he gets scared and leaves

So it’s just Jotaro and Pol in a room down the hall. Kakyoin is enjoying some calm topics of convo with Avdol and a cup of some nice beverage and then Pol streaks past them like a bowl of jelly up a vacuum tube

They’re both barely even able to really be like ‘wait wtf’ until he’s out the door

Then the liquid inside their cups do that ripple thing

Then the tables shake a little filling the room with ominous sounds of candles tinking together, like Godzilla was humping their fucking house.

And then BAM BAM BAM BAM Jotaro is fucking BLASTING out the door after him like Heel Fucking First into the hardwood floor

Which is an uber neat idea to me because this implies Jotaro has never ran really anywhere else that wasn’t solid ground and the MINUTE he’s in a slightly older, rickety house everyone is violently reminded of how heavy he is

#jotaro kujo #he breasts boobily down the stairs #jojos bizarre adventure #noriaki kakyoin #jojo headcanons #jjba #jojo stardust crusaders #jjba kakyoin #jojo #jojo shitpost #muhammad avdol #Polneraff #jean polnareff

[xxxonetuffpuffxxx]

Dio when he's about to kill Poleneraff

#jjba #polneraff #dio

[meephis-totallynot-memphis]

JotaKak (Part 3 Spoilers)

I don’t like JotaKak. Actually, let me rephrase that. I don’t hate JotaKak, but I don’t love it. There’s no real reason to ship them.  The only thing that I can think of is that they’re the same age, and friends. Even then, Jotaro and Kakyoin aren’t that close, Polneraff is (in my opinion) a lot closer to Jotaro than him. NOW THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND SHIPPING POL AND JOOT. But there is really no premise to ship JotaKak. Take for example, Polneraff and Avdol. There is a reason why people ship them, Polneraff felt extremely guilty when Avdol “died”, he thought it was his fault. He cares for Avdol. And for Avdol, when Polneraff wanted to fight the hanged man, he stopped him. He knew Pol was going to get killed or hurt if he went alone so he followed him. For Polneraff and Avdol, there’s a reason. There’s a base. There is premise for their relationship. It makes sense and it’s easy to picture. That isn’t there for JotaKak. Also, Jotaro only knew Kakyoin for 30 days out of the 50 it took to find and defeat DIO. If you remember, after the High Priestess Joseph says, “A trip that would take a mere 20 hours by plane ended up taking a whopping 30 days.” After that they meet Iggy and Kakyoin gets (temporarily) blinded by N’Doul and spends the rest of them in the hospital up until they fight DIO. Another thing is that Jotaro and Kakyoin don’t really interact as much as the other characters. The only times I can remember them talking, were when they met, the Yellow Temperace episode, and D’Arby the player. It’s harder to picture it than the others. Its like shipping Josuke and Yukako. There’s no reason to. I cannot think of one instance of them talking. Yukako doesn’t care about Josuke and neither does he, her. Of course, Josuke and Yukako are an extreme exaggeration, but the point still stands. Once again, this is just my opinion. One thing I don’t like about JotaKak though, is how they overly feminize Kakyoin, honestly I wouldn’t be complaining about this if they did the same with Jotaro, but for some reason its only Kakyoin. In some fanart, they blatantly give him boobs. Yeah, I understand it could just be genderbend, but  you never see them genderbend Jotaro. Also I feel like some people forget how TOL Kakyoin is. He may be 6 inches shorter than Jotaro, but he also probably 6 inches taller than you. He is BUFF too. People also make him extremely nice when hes not. HE FED SHIT TO A BABY ONCE. He’s mean when he wants to be. To sum it up, in my opinion JotaKak has very little base and its hard to see. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk

#jjbapart 3 #jjba #jotaro #jotaro kujo #jojo's bizarre adventure #part 3 jojo #Kakyoin #kakyoin noriaki #JotaKak #Polneraff #jean pierre polnareff #muhammed avdol #jojo avdol #The most recent being Jotaro as a friggin horse. #That one image made me lose all faith in humanity #like what the hell

[creatorproductive]

Avdol: name a single time you ever did something smart

Polnareff: fighting you

Avdol: no, no that was not smart in fighting me

Polnareff: your right, maybe I didn’t need to be your friend

Avdol:

Avdol: wait hold on-

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #Jean Pierre Polneraff #muhammad avdol

[dailykatnep]

@polneraff

#im sorry i saw these replies and this is all i could think of

[chongoblog]

You think Polneraff cuts his flat top w Silver Chariot?

No. Only because in the Anubis episode he almost gets killed while at the barber getting his hair cut.

[passionesolja]

This gon make all giorno fans mad but I gotta defend the biggest Stunna and baller in jojo so ima say that what Giorno Giovanna did to Diavolo was worst than anything Diavolo did to anybody in his whole life.

Like when Diavolo smoked Abbachio, it was such a gnarly death that dude died basically instantly. The same with Bruno and Narancia.

At what point does this man stop deserving to die the worst deaths imaginable for an eternity?

Look, I get it, he sold some hard drugs and was a Mafia Don but Giorno wanted to be in charge of HIS organization.

I don’t even know if Giorno actually wanted to stop the drug sells or if his Dio Brando’s son mf self was just telling Bruno what he wanted to hear so that Bruno would go along with it. I could roast Bruno for being mad that the mafia does illegal shit but I’ll let it slide.

I haven’t read Purple Haze Feedback so I dunno how Giorno even maintains his lil gang but I do know he has Polneraff be his advisor and that’s not gangsta at all. How you let your biological daddy’s murderer be your second hand, giorno? That ain’t gangsta.

Giorno is morally worst than Diavolo and he not even as gangsta as Diavolo. Tbh, Free Diavolo like you know this what his paranoid ass was terrified of.

He probably had days where he was like “what if I go outside and some Stand user makes me be trapped in a death loop forever” and he was like “nah I’m tripping there ain’t no way” then Giorno self righteous mf self go and do him like that.

Giorno banned from listening to all street rap for life due to this

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #vento auero spoilers #vento aureo #giorno giovanna #haruno shiobana #diavolo #diavolo jojo #doppio jojo #doppio #vinegar doppio #jojo part 5 #jjba part 5

[joujouyn]

POLNERAFF X Fem!READER

POV: you text Polneraff and things get a little spicy😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥

Sorry guys this one is a little short, I hope you don’t mind🥺

Tw: SUGGESTIVE‼️‼️‼️

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 3 #jean pierre polnareff #polnareff x reader #polnareff x yn #jjba polnareff #jean polnareff #polnareff imagine #anime #anime and manga #x reader #text story #text #stardust crusaders #stardust #crusaders #digital footprint #fluff #smut #suggestive #fanfic

[tomboyjessie13]

I found two tropes on TV Tropes describing DIO’s charisma, brainwashing, and his Stands powers, and it made me scared for some of the people working for him, evil or not.

The Corrupter: DIO is a corrupting influence who turns whoever weren't already irredeemable monsters, into his warped way of thinking, either through literal brainwashing or his charisma.

Bruford and Tarkus, especially Tarkus, were turned from loyal knights to their queen to being crazed fanatics of Dio. He also turned a loving mother of a baby into a crazed zombie that would devour said baby without a second thought.

Enrico Pucci was a well-meaning priest before meeting DIO, who molded him into a homicidal Knight Templar who wanted to remake the universe in DIO's twisted image.

He also corrupted Kakyoin and Polneraff to his side, but also made sure to implant flesh buds to make them more in line with his way of thinking.

His short interaction with Senator Phillips turned the unassuming stranger into a crazed loyal driver due to the sheer power of his Stand.

Avdol is aware of this trait enough that when DIO approaches him to have him join his organization, he straight up bolts to avoid the scenario.

"Crazy Diamond's Demonic Heartbreak" reveals that the minions in Stardust Crusaders who weren't outright monsters or given a flesh bud were effectively subjected to Mind R*pe that left them viewing DIO as an all-knowing and vengeful god. The underlings who are still alive following his death all are horribly traumatized and live in constant fear of his possible return because of this.

Villain Ball: On a few occasions in Part 3, he decides to use his time-stopping powers to troll the heroes instead of scoring an easy kill:

When Polnareff encounters him in his castle's staircase, DIO waits for Polnareff to start climbing, freezes time, and puts him back at the bottom of the stairs when he could easily have taken the opportunity to kill him instead.

This one instance is partially justified, though, as DIO was actually trying to break down Polnareff's mind into submission in order to get the French Crusader into working for him again. It doesn't work because of Polnareff's determination, and later the timely appearance of Joseph, Jotaro and Kakyoin, but Polnareff confesses to the group that he thought he was becoming insane, so DIO might actually have pulled his gambit off had he kept trying.

Not long after that, DIO uses a similar tactic on Senator Phillips, and this time he succeeds in breaking Phillips' sanity and making him his driver.

Yes, I know CDDH is non-canon, but that fact some of DIO’s surviving servants still suffer the aftereffects of his influence to the point of seeing hallucinations of him is scary, I feel horrible for the ex-servants.

God only knows how my Jojo OC Medea deals with this.

#jessie is scared #jojo's bizarre adventure #dio brando #tv tropes

[boimgfrog]

like ur just Dio but slightly off. Maybe like a dio/polneraff combo. dio dace polneraff hair (with some dio hair) but also still blond. but more blondish brown. I thought you were dirty blond this whole time btw

I was dirty blonde as a kid tbf but im a brunette now ^-^ except actually now I'm ginger cos I refuse 2 have my natural hair color and because I have green eyes so it makes sense. it's like I'm fulfilling a prophecy.

#mutuwuals #asks

[yanderememes]

me to polneraff:

https://youtu.be/StjgDPBzMNY

Polnareff to darling:

I like em big, I like em chunky 🎵

#ask #trashlanternfish360

[itsdeathofabachelor]

I love the idea of Kakyoin being super into DND and going to someone’s basement every other week to play before getting kidnapped by a homo ambiguous vampire. Like, after the events of SDC he just kind of shows up again after a month with his jacked emo friend who looks like he’s going to skin everyone at the table alive.

Not only just that, Kakyoin now knows way too much about how to apply real life combat scenarios to this table top game and everyone is just kind of like, okay???? Where the fuck did you learn that???

They’re all very hyper specific so it’s like, yeah, you could ignore it, but knowing exactly where the most prominent arteries are in human anatomy and then modifying that knowledge by multiplying mass by weight or something in order to apply it with an orc’s theoretical anatomy and getting it spot on is really really hard to ignore.

Keep in mind, Kakyoin was a full on assassin for an unspecified amount of time, likely doing insane shit with his stand he’d never dreamed of doing before. Like when he possessed that lady and never did it again because he probably didn’t even know he could do that and now has to live with the knowledge he could do that if he wanted to.

I don’t talk about Polneraff or Advol too much on this blog but I think, at some point, they visit because Advol is earnestly searching for the rest of the arrows and Polneraff is only with him because he kicked up such a fuss at the SPW secretary’s office Advol heard him in the conference room downstairs.

So his DND group calls and Kakyoin is huddled around his rotary dial phone, trying to use his back to shield the sound of Jotaro slamming Polneraff’s face into the floor. Advol is watching from over a mug of Matcha tea. Waiting until Jotaro inevitably tries to take out star platinum and is then temporarily set on fire.

The fire alarm goes off. Kakyoin, sweating, says he’ll call them back.

#Jotaro bullies Polneraff by beating the shit out of him #Kakyoin bullies Polneraff by beating the shit out of him verbally #noriaki kakyoin #jotaro kujo #jojo headcanons #jojo stardust crusaders

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@polneraff replied to your post “Hey Frank! Do you ever insert experiences from your own life into your fiction writing? How do you do it?”

Cheers, I'll drink to that

My favorite fanfic trope is the story that was actually a past life of the author's (I'm thinking about "How the World Used to Be")

#homestalgebra

[findthebae]

I'm Noriaki Kakyoin fron Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, I'm looking for The Stardust Crusaders(Joseph, Avdol, Jotaro, and Polneraff) or Dio and any of the stand users..hell anyone who wants to talk.)) I'm a minor. Reblog or comment on the post and i'll get back to you!

! ! !

#canon calls #jojo's bizarre adventure kin #jojos bizarre adventure kin #jjba kin #jojo no kimyou na bouken kin

[magi-s-self-shipping-disaster]

Magi's F/O List:

————————————————————————

JJBA:

•Dio Brando

•Whammu/Whamuu

•Joseph Joestar

•Jotaro Kujo

•Kakyoin Noriyaki

•Jean Pierre Polneraff

•Muhammed Avdol

——————————————

DDLC:

•Monika

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Portal:

•Wheatley

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Sonic:

•Infinite The Jackal

•Silver The Hedgehog

•Amy Rose The Hedgehog

•Elias Acorn

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BNHA

•Tensei Iida/Ingenium

•Jin Bubaigawara/Twice

• Taishiro Toyomitsu/ Fat Gum

• Rumi Usagiyama/Mirko

• Ryuko Tatsuma/Ryukyu

——————————————

Free:

•Makoto Tachinaba

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She Ra:

•Scorpia

•Perfuma

•Castaspella

——————————————

Outlast:

•Eddie Gluskin

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BNA:

•Shirou Ogami

•Pinga

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Arcana:

•Julian

•Asra

•Nadia

——————————————

Demon Slayer:

•Mitsuri Kanroji

•Tengen Uzui

•Shinobu Kochō

——————————————

Welcome Home:

•Howdy Pillar

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TBHK:

•Tsuchigomori

•Nagisa

•Yako

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Criminal Minds:

•Spencer Reid

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ATLA/LOK:

•Bolin

•Wan

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AOT:

•Erwin Smith

•Hange Zoë

•Zeke Yeager

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FNF:

•Garcello

•Hex

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FNAF:

•Glamrock Freddy

•Ballora

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BTB:

•Steve

•Tim

•Allen

——————————————

Genshin Impact:

•Diluc Ragnvindr

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Ouran High School Host Club:

•Tamaki Suoh

——————————————

Cookie Run:

•Madeleine Cookie

•Royal Margarine Cookie

•Clover Cookie

•Wildberry Cookie

•Latte Cookie

•Almond Cookie

•Dark Cacao Cookie

——————————————

LOTR:

•Thorin Oakenshield

#self ship community #self ship #f/o list #theres too many #i love them so much #rahhhh #self shipping

[findinyourkin]

I kin Noriaki Kakyoin fron Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, I'm looking for The Stardust Crusaders or anyone from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3. (Jotaro, Avdol, Polneraff, and Joseph.) I'm a minor, reblog or dm me! I'll definetly get back to you!

!!!!!!!!

#canon calls #noriaki kakyoin kin #jojos bizarre adventure kin