#poor boy he’s a mess

[mrsbakashi]

today i'm emotional about sasuke talking about Naruto in here:

#itachi really did mess him up #and like hey i get it #but poor boy #sasuke suffers so much je goes through so much #he deserves nothing but love and understanding people #and warm cookies #i love you baby #my emo baby boy #sasuke #sasunaru #sns #narusasu #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke

[sasperine]

it's interesting how dostoevsky will exclusively name the worst characters after himself (fyodor karamazov, fedka the convict) he's like a reverse jane austen

#yes i started brothers karamazov #get these poor boys away from their mess of a fucking father #both his wives too we gotta clear the area like he's nuclear waste #fedka the convict is a fuck up too couldn't even commit double homicide and arson correctly #and he's a double whammy fyodor: fyodor fyodorovich #fyodor dostoevsky #jane austen #demons #the brothers karamazov

[cementcornfield]

PART 4 OF THE JA'MARR DRESSES JOE BUT NO HE DOESN'T (MAYBE HE DOES??) SAGA

Tee: Have you ever helped our QB with his style?

Ja'Marr: I don't know who dressin' him. I ain't dressin' him. I don't know who it is.

#i cannot BELIEVE THIS #now we can't even rely on objective third party witness tee anymore?? #ja'marr has made a LIAR of our boy??? (he's lying now or he was lying then!!) #i love it - ja'marr was like 'hey tee you wanna know how we can make this sponsored segment really fun??' #and then he forced poor sweet tee to go back on his word from last year when he said he'd seen ja'marr buy clothes for joe 'multiple times' #OR i guess he didn't reallllly make a liar out of tee because tee's just enabling a lie now (potentially) #god this team is MESS i hate them i love them #ja'marr chase #tee higgins #joe burrow #(in spirit) #also ja'marr repeating three (3) times that he has NO IDEA who's dressing joe #uh huh ok.

[itsamenickname]

I don’t know about you guys, but I absolutely love the idea of Bowser being the most fearsome creature in the entire galaxy to the point where he can very easily scare anyone into giving him what he wants because he is just so scary and terrifying.

And yet, when it comes to Luigi, a shy and cowardly little plumber, it is actually Bowser who is the more nervous one.

#luigi #bowser #luigi nintendo #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #I love the idea of Bowser acting like an bumbling idiot around Luigi because he has such a obvious crush on the green boy #Like Bowser barges into the Mushroom Kingdom acting all tough and macho but immediately turns into a fluster mess when he sees Luigi #And then you have Luigi who is just so terrified of Bowser that he doesn’t even realize that Bowser has a crush on him #But once Luigi does finally have feelings for Bowser he’s afraid to tell him how he feels because he’s really shy and nervous #Even though all he has to do is take one look at Bowser to know that the poor Koopa has feelings for him #Bowser’s feelings for Luigi become obvious to literally everyone except for Luigi #But both of them are nervous to make the first move #I do want to note that Luigi is still the same shy and cowardly boy we all know and love #the only change to all of this is that Bowser’s nervousness and shyness goes from 0 to 1000 whenever he’s with Luigi #They are both shy and flustered idiots when they’re with each other and I find that really adorable #bowuigi top Luigi au

[turtleblogatlast]

Would you say raph has been parentfied? Because he’s the one who had to praise Leo when splinter didn’t. It’s the vibe I got as an older sibling myself I was doing most of the parenting my drunk ass parents couldn’t do.

[ cw: parentification / ]

Personally, and I know it goes against a big part of the fandom to say this, but I don’t really think so! There are certainly instances where Raph takes charge and displays parent-y behaviors but in my opinion it’s not enough for me to say he was parentified as much as the popular take says. More often he’s displayed as a protective older brother and acts as such, not so much a parentified sibling.

Not gonna say it’s wrong to see him as such though! It’s just not the vibes I personally gathered from watching him.

I’m sorry you had to go through that, though, no child should be forced to parent their sibling.

#non au ask #I could maybeeee see a case in regard to how Raph treats Mikey and the episode Pizza Puffs in general but like #idk esp his relationship with Leo has never once clocked me as parental in any capacity #just protective older bro #again perfectly fine for others to disagree I just don’t see it personally #it’s interesting to explore the concept imo #but I think at the end of the day Raph’s more a pressured and protective older bro than anything #someone who his brothers respect but aren’t afraid to mess around with #just as he’s not afraid to mess around with them #it’s always felt really equal to me? like everyone is mostly on the same playing field sans a respect for Raph as the de facto leader #I WILL SAY that being the eldest brother who’s the leader and responsible for decision making can alone make for some anxiety and issues #so the poor boy is going through it either way

[maranescence]

Hi lmao here’s a cute edit I did of Butler N like last month hahaha

Also happy fucking Easter bitches 😎✌🏻🐣 🌸💐

#murder drones #glitch productions #serial designation n #n murder drones #cute #it’s like 3 am and I have no idea what to post lmao #haha please laugh at these silly tags #all I did was just mess around with brushes on PicsArt #he still looks so damn cute #seriously tho this poor baby boi needs a lifetime of therapy #I wish I had edibles rn

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

😈Fred being a little shit to Sam😈

#some things never change #Sam is a literal saint for all the shenanigans he deals with from his crazy band #he'll have Fred slappin' towels and inflatable 🍆across his head #or he'll have Wes messing with his bass or coming up behind him to lick his ear on other occasions (iykyk) #Poor dude just wants to play his bass #Sam Rivers #Fred Durst #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #SAM. I. AM. #Sammy Boy #Bass Boss #Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday #down the rabbit hole

[theidlespoon]

and what if i said nico di angelo was regulus black. what then.

#like #appearance of a drowned cat aside #the heavy internalised homophobia #falling for the golden boy #the CHALICE OF POISON in house of hades???? #doing some messed up things partially for his father's approval #being seen as the villain when really he's just trying his best to save them #my boys my poor boys #nico di angelo #regulus black #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #heros of olympus #house of hades #marauders era #the marauders #black cat energy #james potter #will solace #solangelo #jegulus

[thendlessvoid]

Young Capsaicin in his room, talking to himself - "i dont know why mister California even likes me... i just make him worry for no reason... im just a fire thorn in his side

Meanwhile in the kitchen, California Reaper is making the best, most tasty, love-filled snack Capsaicin is about to have

#capsaicin cookie #scovillia headmaster #cookie run #back when cap was younger he was nowhere near being half of the fire boi he is currently #poor baby was a mess of emotions

[sailforvalinor]

…well, turns out changing to a Jo pfp is fitting in more ways than one.

#yeah turns out I’m going to be having a Jo and Laurie on the Hill moment. hopefully not to such a dramatic degree but #I went out with The Boy yesterday and I was dreading it so much #and it was fine but then at the end he asked if we could make it official that we were dating #and I asked him to give me a little bit of time to think (which he was super sweet about he did literally nothing wrong) #but yeah I just came to the conclusion within ten seconds of leaving the restaurant that it wasn’t going to work. like I felt nothing when #he asked me that question. and I wanted this to work so bad! it makes so much sense on paper but I’m just not feeling it #and I talked to my dad about it and he said that because the part of the brain that processes emotions is not connected to the part that #processes language aren’t connected that people who are married struggle to put into words why they married their spouse #so if I can’t put into words why I don’t want to date this guy it’s perfectly valid #and I suppose he’s right I just feel terrible about it. like how often do you find a guy this courteous and genuinely good? and like I #think maybe part of what’s bothering me was that there was almost no romance to this. like never at any point did he tell me that he even #liked me. it was just ‘hey we’ve hung out a few times now should we say we’re dating?’ and I’m not trying to rag on him he’s probably just #shy but it rang a little like a business proposition to me #but ugh. now I have to call (because I’m not going to do it over text) and break this poor boy’s heart #it’s a really good thing I have the play and my novel to distract me otherwise I’d be a mess #anyway prayers would be appreciated

[mylesimeblr]

I'm sorry but I LOVE that shot of Mike. Of all the Byler shots this is the MOST obvious of Mike being head over heels for Will to me.

Tbh, I'm not even sure Mike is hearing what Will is saying at all. He's soooooooo gay panicking...

He's just like, "Damn, he's so cute, and his eyes shine so bright and his lips are making that thing again and I bet they're soft... Act normal, smile, be normal. He's trying to say stuff. It sounds important. Act normal goddammit! Oh damn, he's so beautiful..."

#byler #byeler #mike wheeler #will byers #gay panic #lmaooo #my poor boy #sooo in love #i think Will is just making blablabla sounds to his ears at this point #you bet he's oblivious to will's pain that boy can only hear his own thoughts and it's a mess

[goosewriting]

this is so random but ever since i went to watch the creator in theatres i've been thinking about him<3

listen. the part where they're smoking. why is it lowkey hot???? ...anyone else? just me? ok

anyway. the movie is on disney+ so you BET i rushed over to check for his name in the subtitles since i couldn't find him credited anywhere. imagine my disappointment when he doesn't even have a name and only gets called "AI comms" in the subtitles 😭

#ever since the movie came out i've legit been thinking about writing something for him #but he doesn't even have a name lmaoo #let's collectively come up with something poor boi #goose honks #goose is delulu #also im not gone or anything #life is just a mess rn #mainly my brain tho #im mentally at like 100k words for so many scenarios but physically writing anything sounds daunting rn #i'll get back into it soon i promise!! #in the meanwhile thanks for staying🥺♥ goslings my beloveds #the creator 2023

[goldie135]

Not me imagining what Jax was like when he first entered the circus-

#my boy mustve been an anxious mess #probabily caused a lot of trouble too #poor Caine LOL probs had to clean up after his mess #eventuality he probably was like. welp this is ny home now. might as well torment everyone here. #jax #tadc #tadc jax

[tinta--branca--art]

My humble ‘what if da2 was in absolution style’ offering bc i am feeling Very Normal about my favourite DA game

#dragon age absolution #dragon age 2 #da2 #hawke #art #digital #tintabrancaart #tintabrancaocs #tintabrancaocvenka #i have so many thoughts and feelings about venka it is truly a mess #i keep bugging rime about them and poor lad has no idea what im raving about bles #this was very fun and relaxing though it has reminded me of why i no longer render like this jshdvfjvg it's very long winded #a sneaky bit of lore and design talk bc i need to yell about it #i like to think the earring is a gift from mr anders the babygirl himself #though my preferred hc is that he sold it when arriving in kirkwall for like. food money n what have you #the neck tattoo was an impulsive choice they made when playing cabin boy on various crews while trying to get back down to lothering #before the story of da2 bc i gave them a whole backstory smh #the little button/medal holding her shirt closed has the constellation of kios on it #which represents the old god of chaos/archdemon of the 2nd blight zazikel #bc he used to be regarded as the god of freedom and i think venka holds that ideal close #venka is a blood mage so the arm scars are from getting at their blood #the old god thing too since they got into blood magic through an old god cult rather than through a demon #oh and the potion on their staff! is magebane bc they used to dose on it to avoid detection by templars and i like symbolism #there.. now u know the little lore pieces in this one thanku for gazing ;u;

[dangoulains-devotion]

thinking just a bit too hard about how the added depth given to tifa and aerith's friendship only increases the weight threatening to crush tifa after the forgotten capital, she already had so much to carry on her weary shoulders, she's going to have to carry even more when mideel happens, and it doesn't even stop after meteorfall, ohg od oh i love her so much i

#(sobbing and crying and snotting everywhere) AERITH GAVE HER SOMEONE TO CONFIDE IN ON SUCH A TUMULTUOUS JOURNEY #SOMEONE SHE COULD BE AS CLOSE TO FULLY RELAXED AS POSSIBLE #SOMEONE TO GOSSIP WITH OR SHARE HER CONCERNS OR JUST. BE A NORMAL GIRL WITH #YUFFIE'S THERE BUT SHE'S JUST A KID AND TIFA WOULD NEVER WANT TO HARM THE AIR OF CAREFREE CHILDISHNESS SHE MANAGES TO MAINTAIN EVEN IF #ITS BECAUSE YUFFIE IS HIDING THINGS THAT ARE CRUSHING HER #but poor tifa . gentle tifa. is now left to regret. to blame herself. #she has barret who acts like a father figure to her sure - but despite how much she cares about him and values her frienship with him #he's not aerith. he's not someone she can just gossip about first loves with. not someone she can fully Relate to. if you get what i mean #she is left to trace back the thread of how poor aerith got caught in this mess #she was the one to ask aerith to save marlene. but how did they get there? aerith refused to let cloud be a bystander in wall market #how did that happen? she made a risky choice that put her in a position where their paths crossed. why? because cloud was briefly lost #during the bombing mission. why did the bombing mission happen? she couldn't stop it. ETC ETC #NONE OF IT WAS HER FAULT... BUT SHE NEVER WANTED TO DRAG INNOCENT PEOPLE INTO THIS AT ANY SINGLE POINT #AND NOW SOMEONE WHO QUICKLY BECAME A CLOSE FRIEND IS GONE oh lord my heart #all of this added onto the things like how alone she was in nibelheim... it was just her and her dad for some years after the boys all left #and then the Incident happens and she loses that last person she had... and to an extent another she didn't even know was right there(cloud #god i could talk about her and how she has suffered more than jesus for ages (happy easter. lmao) #FF7 Rebirth spoilers #just in case?? for anyone who's only playing the remakes i guess. since this was basically already there the remakes just elaborate on it #i think about 'we found you!' 'i guess you did!' SO OFTEN #these two girls mean the world to me and i will not let you reduce them to love interest rivals #when tifa ran over to aerith's body i think everyone in the world heard my heart shattering into dust #these thoughts are a bit disjointed and don't articulate well what i mean but god. god. i am thinking about her today

[randomgodfatherthoughts]

"But for years Hagen had had nightmares, dreaming he had grown to manhood blind, tapping a white cane, his blind children behind him tap-tapping with their little white canes as they begged in the streets. Some mornings when he woke the face of Don Corleone was imprinted on his brain in that first conscious moment and he would feel safe."

From The Godfather novel by Mario Puzo.

#Vito your boy needs some serious therapy #The fact that 24 years later #Tom is still having nightmares #over his terrible childhood #kills me #Someone get this poor guy some help #He's a mess #My poor traumatised baby #Tom Hagen #The Godfather