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mrsparrasblog · 2 months

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Makarov X Price Daughter pt.2

Pt 1 pt.3

You woke up with the worst headache of your life. Did you drink too much yesterday? You didn't remember drinking at all, only meeting the most handsome man you ever saw in your life who was interested in you and charming. When you slowly shifted in bed, you felt some difference. Your bed felt more comfortable and not so small anymore. It wasn't your usual twin-sized bed; it was a king-sized bed and very comfortable. Did you go to his place yesterday and forget?

You opened your eyes and gasped. This was definitely not your home. The room you stayed in was gigantic. The bed sheets were made of satin, and not the poor ones, but expensive satin, and they were pink. The whole room was to your aesthetic. Were you dreaming? You must have. You wiggled your legs away from the satin sheets, noticing the pajamas you wore. You didn't remember buying this. Just a dream.

As you jumped out of the comfortable bed, the dream turned into a nightmare. There were four military men pointing guns at you. "Куда, по-вашему, вы направляетесь?"

Russian. Your mysterious bachelor from yesterday was Russian too, but it couldn't be. He was so nice. You whined as you replied, tears streaming down from your face onto your soft cheeks. "Sir, I don't understand Russian."

They rolled their eyes at you and chuckled. They didn't speak with you, only gesturing for you to sit down and point their guns at you, and you obeyed. You remembered how your dad always told Tina, If someone points a gun at you, listen. He never told you anything about how to save your life in these kinds of situations. It is ironic to think that you were in this situation. You asked your dad once if he'd teach you how to shoot a gun, but he said things like that wouldn't be for girls like you, more for girls like Tina.

After sitting in the same spot for an hour, Vlad really entered the door. "Princess, were my guards too ruthless, or why do you cry?"

You couldn't believe how naive you were. Of course, a man like him had ulterior motives when he flirted with you. "Why are your guards pointing a gun at me?"

"Oh, Princess, are you scared?"

You only nodded and gasped when his reaction to your nod was to shoot one of his guards in the head. The blood splattered on the remaining two guards and on the soft white carpet. You were horrified. You had never seen someone get killed in front of you, and you were scared out of your life. He killed his own man without any remorse.

"Sorry, Princess, about the mess, but you don't need to be scared. I'll always protect you," he said with a sinister smile as if he really thought he was my protector, but he wasn't. He was a psychopath.

"Why am I here?"

"You know your dad pissed me off, and I wanted to teach him a lesson, but I'm a man of resources, and your ass is worth enough not to be killed. Besides, I'd like to see John Price begging to spare your life."

You didn't know why, but you laughed. You got kidnapped for your dad, who didn't even make time to come to your birthday, as if he had time to save you from Vlad. "I think you got the wrong daughter for that. That will be my death, and my father won't care enough to save the biggest disappointment in his life."

"Oh, Princess, I know that you think your daddy hates you and loves your ugly little sister, but want to know a secret?" He grinned, his eyes darkening.

You only nodded. You thought you didn't want to know, but you would agree with everything. Vlad didn't seem like the guy to tolerate your sassiness.

"Tina isn't his."

"What?"

"Yes, your annoying stepmom cheated."

"My life is a joke."

He screamed at you, "I don't tolerate negativity towards yourself. Did I make myself clear?"

"Yes, Vlad."

"Good girl," he purred, nipping at your neck. He wasn't someone who showed care or ever felt affection before, but he was always possessive, never sharing, not even as a kid. So, this was his way to go: marking your neck, showering you with gifts, and showing everyone touching you would get them killed—and not in a merciful way. He didn't know why or what spell you put him under, but you occupied his mind. He was almost close to killing you for it, but he had better things in mind—more selfish things for you. "You know, my princess, I have big plans for you."

"It's beautiful," you said flatly, not wanting to satisfy him to much.

He grabbed your wrist roughly and walked you to a second room, a walk-in closet. How rich was this guy? There was everything you could have imagined—everything from your Pinterest board. And everything was straight-up luxury: Louboutins, YSL heels, Chanel dresses, Cartier jewelry, and a Birkin bag. Who is this guy?

"Is this—"

"I almost needed to kill someone for that stupid bag, but everything for you, princess," he said. The sound of his flickering tongue made your stomach grumble.

"You can't buy my love!" You screamed, your emotions pent up, and you started to cry again.

He grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you down into the basement of this mansion, showing you a dark and cold room. "Stop being ungrateful, or I'll let you rot here." He didn't need to prove anything. You knew he was ruthless by the way he killed his own men.

"I'm sorry, Vlad."

"Good girl," he purred, nipping at your neck. He wasn't someone who showed care or ever felt affection before, but he was always possessive, never sharing, not even as a kid.

So, this was his way to go: marking your neck, showering you with gifts, and showing everyone touching you would get them killed—and not in a merciful way. He didn't know why or what spell you put him under, but you occupied his mind. He was almost close to killing you for it, but he had better things in mind—more selfish things for you.

"You know, my princess, I have big plans for you."

"Kill me and send my corpse to my dad?" You said it sarcastically, and he smirked at your response.

"You know this is my empire, and every good empire needs its queen."

"No."

"Oh, you think you have a say in this? You will fall in love with me anyway, pathetic little girl."

He grabbed you and pushed you deeper into him, the tip of his finger gliding around your bottom lip, savoring the slickness from your trembling lips before kissing you forcefully. He wasn't a man who kissed without ulterior motives normally, always feeling disgusted by this. But right now, he wanted to claim every inch of you, showing you that you are indeed his.

Like a reflex, you leaned into his kiss, feeling the need to savor this moment. He could have only asked you out, and you would have agreed, but now you're his plaything.

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what-gs-watching · 6 months

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“Well…maybe I’ll save you.”

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING.

Sorry.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

That’s not much better, is it.

I just finished The Giggle and I’m sobbing over the fact that 10 finally gets everything he was chasing and I am clearly unwell. I knew this episode was going to break me but I didn’t realize how far they were going to push us over the cliff. Like. You don’t get this in Doctor Who, not ever. That’s almost the appeal of it, sometimes.

But Russell T Davies just ripped out everyone’s heart in the best possible way. I really can’t.

Blorp. Okay.

The thing is….the thing is - I think everybody needed that. How satisfying must this be for David Tennant? And Catherine Tate? How are they not fit to bursting right now? That was so beautiful, gang. And they must be so proud.

But I’m gonna focus. Also, didn’t I say catharsis? Jesus christ, you can’t get more than that. I’m pretty sure they hit the fucking limit on catharsis. Wow. I’m a mess.

Focusing, though: wherein the Doctor and Donna have to say humanity from their own terrible base instincts because the Toymaker loves a good game.

So we open on Soho in 1925 (which, is anyone else wondering where A.Z. Fell & Co is in relationship to the street they’re showing? No? Just me? Okay cool) and we’re taken into a creepy toy shop where we meet Neil Patrick Harris doing a super weird German accent and being a general creep. He sells a dummy to a man who says he needs it for his boss, who is around the corner working on inventing the concept of television broadcasting for the very first time.

They pop the head off the dummy and leave it in a setup surrounded by a ton of lightbulbs and they go into another room to test it all out - and it works. But the heat from the bulbs is hot, too hot, which is why they needed an object, not an actual person. But of course, the creepy toyseller was obviously up to no good, and as the broadcast continues, the dummy head melts and lets out a terrible little giggle. Clearly, we’re in trouble.

Back in the present, the Doctor and Donna are in the streets of London trying to figure out what’s happening. Some guy argues with 14 who tries to stop him from attacking a car, saying that his taxes pay for the street but he doesn’t drive and he has the right to do whatever he wants with the roadway, thank you. Perfectly sound logic, and the guy is belligerent, saying two days ago everyone in the world decided they were right and wouldn’t listen to reason. So that’s exciting.

Soon enough, UNIT finds them and they’re told to get Wilf somewhere safe while the Doctor and Donna follow them to headquarters. Where we finally get our eyes on Kate Lethbridge-Stewart who I absolutely love, she’s the “bitches get shit done” Tina Fey gif come to LIFE. Bitch will always be the new black, and that’s Kate, and exactly how she runs UNIT, loading it full of equally brilliant women, including Shirley who we’d met when dealing with The Meep, and Melanie, who was a companion to the 6th Doctor,

Who run the world? GIRLS.

Anyway, we get into explanation mode - two days ago there was a spike in aggression worldwide, the same spike across the board. It’s affecting everyone, even the people in government, but UNIT has a fun device that helps keep everyone wearing one sane. And Kate decides she’s going to demonstrate how fucked up the situation is - she asks them to take her device offline, so they do.

And she proceeds to spew a bunch of terrible things at the Doctor - how he’s an alien with two hearts that have infiltrated them and can’t be trusted, and then she takes shots at poor Shirley who’s in a goddamn wheelchair and it’s really gross to watch, it’s one of the worst parts of humanity and she tries to avoid having her device turned back on, but they finally subdue her. It’s some serious shit, gang.

They say that the spikes aren’t coming from outside, they’re in everyone’s head, except for Donna, and Melanie, who have spent significant time in the TARDIS. And for extra fun, two days ago a satellite went up that finally connected the entirety of the earth to the internet, and now, everyone has access to a screen.

And of course, Donna is working something out about the spike they’ve found, saying that she spent six months teaching Rose how to play the recorder; she thinks it’s a tune. Melanie sings it out and it strikes with everyone, like they’ve known it for years. And then Shirley finds it, it’s not a tune, it’s the laugh from the dummy. The Doctor figures out that the image has been burnt into television itself, into all the screens everyone is attached to every minute of everyday.

As they’re getting the date of the exact transmission, 14 gives Kate permission to shoot the satellite down, even though it’ll start an international incident. He’s the president of the world, and I love that. Her relief is palpable.

He also has a little moment with Melanie, which is so sweet. I love that whenever he rolls up to someone he hasn’t seen in decades, he always mutters the kindest little “hello.” Just for them. His attention completely focused. It must feel like a sun shining directly on you. I literally have a collection of David Tennant saying “hello” in my mind, ugh it’s so something.

During all of this, Kate is telling Donna she did well working out the spikes, and she offers her a job at UNIT once everything has settled. Pure Donna, she asks how much the salary is, and then counters with DOUBLE the amount and 5 weeks paid vacation which is immediately accepted. BAMF, BAMF, BAMF. Get what’s yours, baby girl.

So much going on. Okay, so they go back to 1925, and 14 is all about what they need to do but Donna wants to hear about Mel because he’s never once mentioned her. He never does, he never talks about them. Rose a bit, yes, but usually no. Not ever. And he reminds her he’s old as hell and he can’t just chat about everyone, but it’s more than that. She tells him he never stops moving, she says “You are staggering along. Maybe that's why your old face came back. You're wearing yourself out” and that’s the crux of the matter, friends. 14 is wonderful, we’re all in love with him, but he’s definitely bleeding out everything. All over the place. And it’s so sad to see him so run down. But, classic 10, he ignores her.

They find the toyshop of course, and the Doctor recognizes the Toymaker. Who immediately starts a game of catch with the Doctor, because he’s a fucking weirdo like that, and 14 looks incredibly determined and also freaked out but Donna puts a stop to it, and the Toymaker disappears.

They follow him deeper into the shop and surprise! They find themselves in a never ending hallway full of doors, and each door just leads to another hallway. Which should be impossible, but we’re told that the Toymaker is only governed by the rules of play, so he can basically do whatever the eff he wants.

Donna gets the story out of him as they wander - the Doctor had once gone into another realm, where he played a game against the Toymaker and apparently won, but he said he made a terrible mistake. Poor kiddo is really raw all of a sudden, he says “I'm always so certain. I'm all sonic and TARDIS and Time Lord. Take that away... Take away the toys... what am I? What am I now?” and then he tells Donna, “I don’t know…if I can save your life this time.”

Scrawny little 14 all exposed and helpless and I told you, he’s bleeding all over the place, and she just tells him, “Well…maybe I’ll save you.”

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS, and she’s definitely gonna save him, just not in the way he thinks. And it’s so good.

Speeding ahead, they keep wandering through the halls and then they get separated of course and Donna gets attacked by the dummy that was supposed to be the original dummy’s wife and his creepy babies but she beats them obviously, and the Doctor gets taunted by the Toymaker but they find each other eventually.

And then they’re pulled into a room with a little stage where the Toymaker puts on a puppet show about exactly what has happened to the Doctor’s companions since he traveled with Donna. And it’s so sad to listen to him try to justify everyone’s fate - Amy died of old age, but in a time and place she was never meant to. Clara was killed by a bird but technically saved in her last moments of life. Bill was turned into a cyberman, but her consciousness lived on. No happy endings, for the Doctor and his friends, not ever.

To stop the show, the Doctor challenges the Toymaker to a game. And Donna’s afraid the Toymaker will cheat, but it seems the rules of the game bind his entire existence: the Doctor will either win or lose. So they cut a deck, and the highest card wins. And it’s the Toymaker, with a king.

But the Doctor finds a loophole - he won the first game, the Toymaker one the second game, and that prompts another, the best of three. Which the Toymaker accepts, but he wants that game to be played back in the present.

Meanwhile at UNIT headquarters they’re shooting down the new satellite, and the Doctor and Donna appear to try and figure out a way to force the Toymaker out of the universe they way he’d come, but it’s too late. 14 is explaining something and then “Spice Up Your Life” is playing, and I’m sorry but L O L at the entire dance scene with NPH that unfolds. It’s hilarious, and creepy, and it definitely goes on too long, but I’ll allow a little pageantry. He turns UNIT’s bullets into flower petals and it’s a little terrifying, how much power he possesses and that’s the point. And then as soon as he’s arrived, he disappears again.

Just kidding though, the Toymaker is out on the platform where the beam they used to take down the satellite is still set up and ready to roll, and he’s got control of it. So everyone of course rushes out to try and stop him.

The Doctor tries to talk him down, of course. He asks why he’s choosing to be so horrible when he can do so many good things, and the Toymaker reminds him he’s just a vastness that good and bad don’t apply to, only winning and losing. The Doctor tells him he’s a vastness that contains so much more, and then he suggests they take the game away from earth, that they can play across the cosmos.

He says “we can be…celestial” - and I’m dying inside. Is anyone else wondering what Aziraphale’s reaction to that sentence would have been? So many little bits of Good Omens, it’s slightly painful.

Also, I appreciate that the Doctor is always trying to turn enemies into his playmates. 10 did it with the Master, too. It makes sense, he’s always off with humans but why wouldn’t entities that are more in line with what he is, want to travel with him? They always say no. Because y’all are too obsessed with your own drama to recognize what a fucking opportunity that is. Idiots.

So yeah, that doesn’t work and the Toymaker declares that since he played the first two games with different doctors, he wants to play the final game with the next Doctor. AND HE SHOOTS 14 WITH THE GIANT FUCKING LASER.

It’s agonizing. It’s terrible. And Donna and Mel rush to his side as he starts to regenerate, because they don’t want him to be alone. They tell him he’s not dying, and they don’t care who he is, because every version of him is fantastic. And that’s what he needed to hear the first time. Every time, really.

And then he says “It's time. Here we go again. Allons-y!” (squee!) but…nothing happens. So he asks them to pull, yank on his arms, and they’re like ‘um’ but they do and THEN:

Out pops 15. And I’m losing my fucking mind.

Here’s the thing, gang. There is one sure fire way to make the new Doctor capture everyone’s heart, and that is apparently to let him interact with 14. Because everything that happens after this is incredible.

15 says “You're me. No, I'm me. I think I'm really, really me. Oh-ho-ho, I am completely me!” and he tells 14 to push, and they’re both like ‘will this work?’ and they’re laughing and they push against each other and they’re two separate entities and it’s amazing.

14 obviously was all done up in his traditional suit (minus the coat) so now suddenly 15 is wearing the dress shirt, and the tie, and their charming little tightie whities, and the CONVERSES! And 14’s still got the pants, the undershirt, the vest, completely barefoot. I’m delighted and crying my eyes out.

So apparently they’ve bi-generated, which is supposed to be a myth and 15 asks Mel what she thinks and she says “I think you’re beautiful” and 14 pipes up, “still beautiful?!” and it’s all so good but the Toymaker is exasperated and then both Doctor’s say “I challenge you to a game” but he doesn’t like that. He’d caused the bi-generation and he doesn’t want to play both of them but he can’t say no.

What follows is the highest stakes game of catch that has literally ever existed. 14 and 15 are ducking and bobbing and weaving and catching and it’s ridiculous but also so filled with tension; whoever drops the ball, loses. David Tennant is a 50-something year old spindly noodle and oh my god he’s just crushing the entire thing, I could watch this all day.

But someone has to lose, and thank god, eventually it’s the Toymaker. They decide their prize is going to be banishing him from existence forever. He gets folded up into a little square of douchebag, shoved in a box, and left to rot in the deepest recesses of UNIT’s storage.

And it’s wonderful! But 14 can’t help but think of all of the people that died. And here is where 15 worms into everyone’s heart for the rest of eternity: he reminds 14 that he can’t save everyone, and then he grabs him into a hug and he says “Come here. I've got you. Yeah? It's OK. I'm here” and he kisses 14’s forehead.

It’s what the Doctor has always needed, but never got. A reminder from himself that what he does matters, that he’s good and he tries and it’s okay when things don’t go perfectly, but he does save people. He deserves acceptance from himself, and if he can’t give it in his own mind, he can get it from someone else who is literally him. It’s fucking beautiful.

They head back to the TARDIS and 14 shows 15 all the bells and whistles and 14 wonders how it’s going to work, the two of them? 15 makes him stop his anxious rambling, tells him “you're thin as a pin, love. You're running on fumes.” He keeps talking, about all of the things they’ve seen and done. The Pandorica, The Time War, losing River and Rose. The fact that Sarah Jane has died. 14 says, “I loved her” and 15 says “I loved her.”

15 reminds him that they haven’t stopped, not for a second. But he’s fine, because 14 had fixed himself. He says “We’re doing rehab out of order.” And it’s true; 15 has taken in everything that Donna has been trying to get 14 to understand, he has the sweetness and the willingness to express his feelings that 14 finally learned, and now he’s putting his foot down, to himself. His old self. He’s telling 14 that he has to stop.

But 14 doesn’t know how, and Donna tells him that he just has to exist, every single day, in and out. Over and over. And that’s the adventure. She says “I've worked out what happened. You changed your face... and then you found me. Do you know why?”

“To come home.”

If you didn’t lose it at that, you might need to examine your inner workings. It’s a punch to the gut. And it’s absolutely true. It’s the one thing the Doctor has never had, but now he can. And the way 14 asks “Do you mean…he flies off?” is so sad and small, and deflating, like he can’t imagine being pried away and made to stop and just be and exist. It’s terrifying for him. And he knows he can’t leave the TARDIS, it would hurt.

15 has an idea though, he thinks they might have a little bit of time, still being governed by a state of play, so he produces a sledge hammer and he hops out of the TARDIS, followed by 14 and Donna.

He wields the hammer and he says “You get a prize, honey. And here is mine!” and he SWINGS against the TARDIS, and out pops another perfect little blue police box (and he runs a hand down the first one, saying “I’m sorry!”). Two TARDIS’s, two doctors.

(I’m also swooning over 15’s use of endearments - love, honey - he’s gonna kill me.)

14 goes in to inspect the new TARDIS, he’s reverent almost, and it’s much the same, but it’s got a jukebox. He wanders back to his own TARDIS and 15 hops into the new one and powers her up and he’s definitely about to leave without a goodbye but 14 bounds back in with Donna to get what they’re owed. Which is hugs and a little sass. 15 says “off you pop, old man” and I love that, but they remind him he’s the older of the two now, so he says “Okay, kid. I love you. Get out!”

15 is full of the love the Doctor never gets to give freely, but he’s ready now, and I’m so excited to watch that unfold. It’s so perfect and beautiful that 14 is the one who gets to feel it first. Baby boy needs so much more, and he’s gonna get it.

And so, off they both go. 15 to his endless adventures, 14 to something even more scary.

The last scene is a dinner at Donna’s, wherein 14 is telling a ridiculous story about using his eyebrows to communicate (Crowley, Crowley, Crowley…) and it’s just banter and it’s so good. We find out that he’s taking Mel on little adventures in the TARDIS, even Rose a time or two. He says “Just can’t turn down my favorite niece” and oh, it’s so lovely. He says “That’s what you are. With my best friend, my brother-in-law, the evil stepmother, and mad auntie Mel.”

The desperate wanderer, a man who has run for thousands upon thousands upon thousands of years in a multitude of faces, finally has a family.

Donna tells him he doesn’t have to stay forever, and then she asks him if he misses it out there. And his face, oh y’all his face as he says “The funny thing is, I fought all those battles for all those years... and now I know what for. This. I've never been so happy in my life”, it’s EVERYTHING.

Never, not once, has the Doctor gotten this. Usually, things work out just enough that it barely soothes the pain of what was lost. Never has he won so fully, so completely. Donna restored, and the chance to finally relish what he’s been protecting for so long. And no one deserved it more than 10 and 14.

The Doctor doesn’t have to be all hard edges and fire and war and unrelenting motion. He can be soft and vulnerable and he can accept help and he can love.

And I didn’t even realize I wanted to see that. Doctor Who is like letting yourself believe in a higher power, a little bit. Believing in a species that maybe isn’t beholden to all of the disgusting emotions we have to deal with, he’s strong when we can’t be. He’s strong all the time. But I don’t think I’ve ever connected as much to an arch as I did to this one. We can’t be strong all the time. No one can.

Watching the Doctor stop, and be taken care of for once, I let out a breath I didn’t even know I was holding. Catharsis, on all sides. For everyone. I needed all of that way more than I’m ever willing to admit.

No matter what’s going on in the real world, at least now, somewhere out there 14 is hanging out at Donna’s house, telling silly stories and helping cook dinner and teaching Rose a bunch of science she should never get her hands on, and that’s satisfying in a way I can’t explain.

Basically, I’m so thankful for Doctor Who. And I can’t wait to see what happens next…

#what g's watching #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #donna noble #doctor who spoilers #david tennant #the giggle spoilers #ncuti gatwa #catherine tate

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br1ghtestlight · 8 months

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NOT THE ENGAGEMENT RING STILL BEING IN THE BIRD NEST LMAO

loving this morning routine so far. we rarely get to see into characters lives outside the belcher family (obviously i mean. its their show) but this morning routine feels both painfully awkward and Very real in a way that we don't see with the belcher family in the same way?? their house is always so chaotic and LOUD with so many people and siblings but this is just rudy and his dad. its not exactly missing the love and warmth but its very intentionally different vibes

god rudy's dad is trying so hard :( compared to the natural and fun interactions of the belcher family this is just.... a very stark contrast with rudy's dad trying and failing to relate to rudy on his level

RUDY THINKS HIS DAD IS EMBARASSING OHHH :(

assuming that this Fancy dinner is rudy and his parents getting together every weekend (with tonights dinner being with his mom's new boyfriend) and CLEARLY does not enjoy it and finds it awkward its kinda funny that they keep doing them. like his parents probably don't like each other very much AND rudy hates the dinners and its awkward and uncomfortable like do we really need to keep doing this. is it worth it. are they trying to stay connected like a normal family while also very clearly disliking each other?? who knows im excited to find out

like "you've always been a trooper" IF THE DINNER ISNT FOR RUDY THEN WHO IS IT FOR LMAO???

and we all love you so much 😭😭

love seeing the belcher family in a non-focused setting like you can tell this episode is about rudy so it makes seeing the belcher family feel almost like?? like WE ARE rudy seeing a friend at the mall rather than them being the main characters. very interesting creative choice

gene is such a sweetie in this scene <3 him walking on the fountain edge

ROUDATHAN

gene got a B- special dinner..... god im sorry his family loves and supports him so much its so sweet :( like gene NEVER questions that he's adored by his family and they think he's amazing. they celebrate all his accomplishments no matter how small uhfghh i need a minute

its his day dad. tina is such a good big sister 10/10 love their relationship

"rudy you should come over for dinner!!! i think its gonna be one of the WORST foods we've ever tried" the belchers are so funny and sweet in this episode bcuz the conflict isn't really about Them and its very enjoyable. like they're just hanging out & having fun

our monthly We're Still A Family dinner with your mom. like SURELY there is a better way

MY MOMS NEW FRIEND ALLEN HES OKAYY 😭😭🤘🎶🎵

ohhh rudy's dad passing his own insecurities onto rudy :( this is so fucked bcuz he doesn't MEAN to do this but he ends up passing on his anxiety and neurotic tendencies onto his son and he doesn't build up his confidence like he should vs the belcher family where they hype each other up to an almost dangerous degree and they're all so happy and confident..... the parallels they are paralleling And it makes me upset. painfully real dysfunctional family relationship

you're the guest of honor....... :( BUT NOT A GUEST BECAUSE YOURE OUR CHILD :(

how on EARTH does this boy end up at the belcher's house for dinner 😭😭

I WAS BORN IN 2002 okay this confirms that louise was definitely not a 2002 baby unlike when the show started because that is a Grown woman and louise is nine. we have figured out some kind of timeline here and for this season louise was canonically born in uhh 2014 OH GOD DHES SO LITTLE. what the fuck gene was a 2012 baby

you know who would liven this party right up?? Louise belcher

BABBBYYY RUDY COMPILATION WITH HIS PARENTS WAHH i dont care that its awkward because he is so small. from this compilation i would guess his parents got divorced when he was around six or seven

rudy using his magic tricks to help the awkwardness of the dinners when that was never his responsibility as their kid... wahh

OHH NO RUDY 😭 this poor boy is having a panic attack somebody needs to save him. but honestly he's the sweetest kid im sure nobody is angry at a nine year old

RUDY IS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND FULLY RUNS AWAY TO THE BELCHER HOUSEHOLD LMAO ZERO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY no plan just vibes. louise is his safe space which is not something i want to think about right now because its too much for my tiny heart. god

(fanfic where rudy has a panic attack and louise helps him through it will be incoming shortly)

rudy crying is going to make ME cry 😭😭

okay gene kissing the ketchup bottles goodnight is very funny that got me to laugh. what is bro DOING

rudy's parents about to file a missing person's report and he is FULLY commiting to the disgusting terrible lasanga dinner good for him!!!! BECAUSE ITS WITH A HAPPY FAMILY THAT FEELS SO COMFY AND SAFE GIVE ME A SECOND.... JUST GIVE ME A SECOND

gene saying he loves rudy. great moment

"rudy are you sure your parents know where you are" is the CORRECT reaction thank you linda lol This boy is very clearly not somewhere that his parents know about and she's being a responsible adult. obviously she would but its just nice that they're treating this situation somewhat seriously. good mama <3

EVERY GENE LINE IN THIS EPISODE MAKES ME LAUGH

rudy in this episode is gonna make me CRY he's so anxious and sensitive and they all love him so much god. like linda and bob are such good parents in this episode and louise is a great friend too. he's so so loved by everybody around him not just his family. and of course he is crying again

LOUISE AND RUDY ARE THE SWEETEST SHES SUCH A GOOD FRIEND SHE CARES ABOUT HIM SOO MUCH her staying for dinner so he feels less awkward and uncomfortable because he always feels safe with her :( what the hell

rudy and louise dinner date!!!!

SWEET GIRL WE GOT THERE SHE IS SOMETIMES ISNT SHE louise is literally the best i dont care if people think she's overrated or too many episodes focus on her. she's amazing and so incredibly sweet and she loves rudy more than anything

ngl when louise smiles and nodded i did think she and rudy were going to hold hands for some reason. roudise week got to me

LARRY MURPHY AS PAUL i knew they would find a way to squeeze him into the episode because he has one of the main credits he has to be in every episode. which is kinda funny tbh Legally contracted to make an appearance as at least one character per episode doesn't need to be teddy

OKAY FINAL THOUGHTS ON THE EPISODE I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO BE SO LONG this episode was adorable and very stylistically different in a good way?? i loved having a small peak into rudy's home life and his relationship with his parents. loved seeing rudy's mom she seems really sweet and supportive of him :) louise was the BEST in this episode and gene was hilarious as always. bob and linda are great parents and brian huskey did great considering he was voicing about 80% of this episode completely by himself. GREAT episode and a strong start to the season along with episode one!

#LOUISE AND RUDY WERE SOO CUTE AT THE END IM GONNA CRY #i really do want to write a fanfic about them now this episode is one of the best roudise episodes i think #maybe not THE best but definitely top 3 #txt #bob's burgers #episode review

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Ticci Toby angst headcanons

TW: Self harm, death, murder, stalking (?), arson

Toby has many self harm scars on his arms, but usually he covers them up by wearing hoodie or sweater

He also gets beaten by other proxies a lot which causes him to have mental breakdowns a lot, sometimes he gets in his apartment badly beaten up and just curses why did he have to end up having life like his one when he could be living like any other normal person

What causes him to have worst mental breakdowns is his past

Especially his poor sister Lyra

When he does get in that state of mind there are two option he does, first one is locking himself in his apartment and just having extreme mood swings and breaking stuff down, plates, pictures, everything

And the other option is he leaves the apartment and goes out to drink in bar just to forget about everything and come home in middle of night and pass out on bed till morning

Neither of them are good for poor Toby

Usually he isolates himself if he doesn't have to work and probably comes out only when its night when everyone else is sleeping though very rarely

Like I said I headcanon him to work as cashier to keep paying for his apartment, though he did have a lot problems getting a job, most of them didnt think he was good beacuse of his tics so they didnt gave him jobs

He isnt glad what he did to his dad nor what he does to the innocent people he kills

He feels bad beacuse he became monster

All beacuse of his bad life

He had few relationship but most of them were terrible, its either they think he is monster or they end up dead

He sometimes thinks that his life would be good if he just keep ignoring his dad until he moved out and if somehow he managed to save Lyra from dying *poor boy*

He still has nightmares from his family, and her dying

Usually after them he wakes up and spends night sitting on his bed

He tries to not burn something down, he keeps himself away from fire beacuse its bad for him and others

Someone get this boy therapist and love he needs it :/

Oof this was a bit hard one to write, hope you enjoyed my headcanons tho!

~Tina~

#ticci toby x reader #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby hcs #tobias erin rogers #toby rogers #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta x reader #oof #proxy #my headcanons

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@jimmyjrsmusoems ranks Tina/Jimmy Jr. kisses (from worst to best...kinda?)

We are officially two weeks out from Tinimmy Week!!! (can you hear that??? me, screaming in the distance???) @babsvibes actually sent me an ask on my own blog about my favorite Tinimmy kisses, but we thought we might as well put it here instead. Obviously, this ranking is just MY opinion, and I would love to hear yours! (Also, if I forgot any...sue me!) Anyway....

10. "The Gene and Courtney Show" Season 6, Episode 7

Listen....while I love that he brought her a rose, I cannot handle the second-hand embarrassment I feel when I think about how Tina is wearing a diaper in this scene. Like...I know she's dressed as cupid, but it's all I can focus on!!! If she wasn't wearing one, I think I would rank this kiss higher.

9. "The Bob's Burgers Movie"

I feel like some of you might be shocked that I didn't put the movie kiss higher (I shocked myself with it when I was making this list), but there are just other ones that I like more! I do love the "Woah." "Yeah." afterwards, and I'm pretty sure I cried the first time I saw this scene in theaters lollll

8. "Every Which Way but Goose" Season 9, Episode 14

*giggles and kicks feet* <3 <3 <3

bonus :

7. "Pig Trouble in Little Tina" Season 10, Episode 4

I know that the first one is supposed to be part of Tina's dream, but they look so cute that I wanted to include it. The actual kiss in this scene is made for me by Zeke's "Oh hell yeah!" after and Jimmy Jr.'s dazed reaction. Also, these poor kids that aren't apart of the friend group were probably soooo confused

6. "UFO No You Didn't" Season 9, Episode 9

The way that she SPRINTS down the hall in this scene kills me, and I love Jimmy Jr.'s (and Jocelyn's) reactions after. If this wasn't immediately followed by THE Zekina kiss, it would probably be higher up on my list! (That's what I get for being a multi-shipper, oops)

5. "Gene it On" Season 4, Episode 20

THEY WERE ON A DATE!!!!!! HE LOVES IT WHEN SHE'S MEAN!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

4. "Ex Machtina" Season 7, Episode 8

Obviously, I'm biased...but this is arguably the best Tinimmy episode overall, and this kiss is just...magical??? Idk??? The fire in the back??? The vibes??? Also, I considered adding the scene where Jimmy Jr. kisses the robot while the entire family watches, but I can't watch that scene without physically recoiling, sooooo

3. "The Quirkducers" Season 7, Episode 6

THIS HAD NOOOOO RIGHT TO BE AS STEAMY AS IT IS. WHY DOES IT GO ON FOR SO LONG???? THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST INTENSE KISS WE SEE FROM THEM AND THEY'RE DRESSED LIKE THAT!!!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW SHE TALKED HIM INTO THIS!!!!! WAS IT SPONTANEOUS??? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FROND TO BREAK THEM UP??? I WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY

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2. "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?" Season 1, Episode 6

The first kiss!!! Honestly, this is the one I struggled to rank the most. I think they've had better ones since this, but there's something so special and nostalgic about this one??? I think part of it is that I love the window scene right before this. IDK!!!! <3

"Bob Actually" Season 7, Episode 9

Was there ever any doubt about which one would be #1??? I am never NOT thinking about the sky kiss. He planned this!!! For Valentine's Day!!!! FOR HER!!!! He was so excited about it!!!!! Also, Sky Kiss is my favorite Bob's Burgers song, so it gets extra points for that. The "Jimmy Jr. kisses Tiiiiiiiiiina" part scratches my brain just right. <3

(As a side note, after typing these all out, I realized that they kiss SO many times in season 7???? If you took out the Xmas episode, there would be three episodes in a row where they kiss. They need to bring that momentum back for me personally)

If you read this entire thing, just know that I am giving YOU a (virtual) kiss on the cheek <3 Happy almost Tinimmy week, I am so so excited to see what everyone comes up with!!!!

#i typed this with caps to be professional and it was torture i felt like i was typing an email - kaitlyn (jimmyjrsmusoems)#tinimmyweek23 #tinimmy week #tinimmyweek #tinimmy #tina/jimmy junior #tina belcher #jimmy jr pesto #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers #tina belcher x jimmy jr pesto #jimmy pesto jr #Tina Belcher/Jimmy Pesto Jr

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2023 in Films

I watched way too many films this year. Here are my opinions on some of them

January

Las Cosas Del Querer (1989) - Amazing if you love sad hot people and flamenco

Canadian Bacon (1995) - Incredibly silly and Alan Alda plays the US president

Nope (2022) - A highlight of the year

February

Hellraiser (1987) - This film is actually about miscommunication in this essay I will-

Predestination (2014) - Time Travel and Gender Moments

Malignant (2021) - Camp horror masterwork

Late Phases (2014) - Mediocre werewolf film with some really interesting comments on ageism, ableism, suburbia and religion

March

Sterne (1959) - Plays into some problematic stereotypes from today's perspective but revolutionary for its time, first German film to address the Holocaust

Major League (1989) - A film I only watched to confirm that it uses a weird phrase I also found in my thesis project

Carry On Screaming (1966) - Camp. Gay. Horror. Parody.

Glen or Glenda (1953) - A product of its time and no longer up to date in its understanding of gender but surprisingly revolutionary in its compassion and earnestness despite the bad reviews

April

Taxi Driver (1976) - Isn't it frustrating when annoying people tell you a film is good and then it's actually good?

June

Mr Deeds Goes To Town (1936) - Mr Deeds has autism swag

El Espíritu de la Colmena (1973) - I really wanted to like this because civil war era Spain and Frankenstein are super up my alley but unfortunately it was so much slower than expected

Das Boot (1981) - Very long and claustrophobic but holds up to the hype

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) - RIP King

July

Nimona (2023) - His big wet eyes bewitched me

First Blood (1982) - You're telling me the film is about Americans fighting an enemy they view as simultaneously weak and dangerous, escalating the situation, and then sending more and more men into a rainforest to die through guerilla warfare after being warned again and again they can't win this? sounds familiar

Barbie (2023) - Insert a bunch of pink emojis

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) - Made me crave bagels

Jojo Rabbit (2019) - God I love war satires

Sweet Liberty (1986) - Alan Alda having fun and also using his own film as a therapy session

The Majestic (2001) - A rewatch but it's so tragically underrated, Jim Carrey is very good in dramatic roles and McCarthy-era media is like catnip for me

Joker (2019) - This is just Taxi Driver with extra steps

August

Tin & Tina (2023) - Probably one of the worst films I have seen in a while

Battle of the Sexes (2017) - I love women

Four Lions (2010) - The ending really got me, I love when satire gets serious

The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid (1979) - Can we talk about how the theme song is just going "I'm the sheriff" "yes you're the sheriff"

Happiness (1998) - Nauseating but in a "good film but what the fuck" way

They Call Him Bulldozer (1978) - Italian Lagaan

The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) - Sad and Gay

Twister (1996) - So much better than expected

Magnolia (1999) - Cloudy with a chance of frogs, a really long but really good film and I'm not entirely sure I got it

Doubt (2008) - Somehow I watched 5 films with Philip Seymour Hoffman that month because I was haunted by his ghost or something

September

The Terminal (2004) - I assumed this to be more of a classic romcom but the whole concept (based on a true story) is so terrifying and tragic that it made me feel all emotions at once

Apocalypse Now (1979) - I knew a lot of trivia about the film but for some reason I didn't know anything about the cast so every single actor was a surprise and made me go "!!!", Also I kinda wanna write an essay about it

October

Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984) - Some of the gay jokes absolutely killed me

Last Night in Soho (2021) - I'm Not Like the Other Girls to Time Travel Murder Nightmare Pipeline, actually I really enjoyed this one but it's also super silly

The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) - How do you say poor little meow meow in gaeilge

The Menu (2022) - I go to the murder restaurant I order the beesechurger, I was super surprised there's no cannibalism but tbh that would have been low hanging fruit

The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) - Explains a lot about religion in the US, I love that she was pro lgbt, also I googled her ex husband and he has a prepper/survivalist thing going on now and scams more people

The Darjeeling Limited (2007) - we can't eat pray love ourselves out of this one boys

Holes (2003) - Hated the book as a teenager for school reasons but gave the film a try and really enjoyed it

Renfield (2023) - I expected werewolves but I enjoyed it nevertheless, My Chemical Romance is on the soundtrack, it's very silly, the effects are great

Interview with the Vampire (1994) - Oh people weren't lying about it being homoerotic

The Big Lebowski (1998) - I've had days that feel like that

November

Pappa ante Portas (1991) - Funnier now that I'm an adult, basically half the jokes my mum makes are from this film

The Meg 2: The Trench (2023) - I watched this while sick and really wanted to see a giant shark fight a giant octopus and boy did it deliver

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) - Very nice animation style

JFK (1991) - I actually fell asleep halfway through because it's so long but can we talk about how this film is just A-listers but has some of the worst wigs and makeup I've seen

Bottoms (2023) - A spiritual sequel to Heathers

December

When Harry Met Sally (1989) - They deserve each other (derogatory) but that one restaurant scene was pretty funny

The Royal Nanny (2022) - one of the many Hallmark films my mum made me watch and this is perhaps the worst one, incredibly sexist even for a Hallmark film and they clearly mean Mi5 but say Mi7 which was a WW2 propaganda service? Also they really want me to believe there is a British prince called Colin and that he doesn't look like his family tree is a circle?

I forgot the title but there was also the one where two people get stuck in a time loop while trying to make a sponsored youtube video about baking and I didn't really pay attention much but man that was bad

#film log #films #2023 in films #this is mostly just my letterboxd review lmao

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TPOL!JK

“oh my God you ARE fucking somebody!!!! and i bet it’s y/n!!” screams tina on the phone as you’re riding jungkook through his orgasm. he pulls you in for a kiss and you of course kiss him back. in the midst of the kiss, you come crashing down and melt like chocolate in jungkook’s arms. “fuck~” you pant while looking in jungkook’s eyes that are filled with love and admiration for you. tina has hung of the phone and is doing God knows what but you don’t ponder on it for long because you have what she doesn’t.

“i’m tired” you whine while leaning your head down on jungkook’s shoulder, you’re three seconds away from going to sleep on his shoulder but like the sweetheart he is, he goes to your bathroom to fill your bathtub with warm water for the two of you to sit and soak in.

after that steamy eventful night, jungkook is already gone by the next morning to deal with CEO stuff while you get ready to head for work. tina is of course pissed off and cries to her father about the matter which later pisses jaekuk off even more of his son’s recklessness but it will all end soon.

its been a week since you seen jungkook’s mother and the last time you talked to jungkook was earlier this morning. you and yerin are going about your separate ways after meeting up for your usual coffee date and you’re on the phone talking to your mother about coming back to switz soon.

nearby, a man is stalking you and has you in his crosshairs waiting for his signal.

“waiting on you boss” the man says while you’re happily talking to your mother without a care in the world.

“alright mom. i love you” you say but before you could hang the phone up—

“OH MY GOD!! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE!!”

Jaekuk smirks in relief as soon as he hears about the news that you’ve been dealt with, the man starts to laugh maniacally as he hears the gunshot.

And he’s pretty sure that you’re taking your final breath so he cuts off the call and he takes a puff of the cigar in his mouth. “Poor yn.. I warned you so many times didn’t I?”

He tsks, while chuckling to himself. Jaekuk then proceeds to dial another number on his phone and then he orders the person on the line to confirm his flight to Korea.

He cannot wait to see Jungkooks face and your dead body.

____

Jungkook’s phone rings, and he gets annoyed, he’s having the worst headache of his life. Thank God he didn’t have any meetings today. He is sitting in his office and… he feels like shit.

So who the fuck is calling him right now?

He reluctantly looks at the phone and picks it up after rolling his eyes. even though Tina has refrained from calling him, but he cannot really guarantee that if it’s not her calling him.

He hopes that it’s you.

“Hello?” he groans into the phone as it’s a number. He is so disappointed that it’s not you. “make it quick.”

“S-Sir…. It’s me the guy you hired to tail on ms l/n…” jungkook hums. of course he had someone telling it because obviously he wasn’t going to let you be on your own specially when you’re on his fathers hit list.

“I-I’m afraid of she’s been shot.” His eyes almost come out of the sockets as he hears the man, he stands up abruptly, and he feels his hands start to shake.

No no no!!!

“W-WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN THAT SHE’S BEEN SHOT?” Jungkook is screaming in his phone. He won’t believe it- you are alright, he tries to convince himself.

“ WHY THE FUCK WEREN’T YOU PROTECTING HER?” He shouts like a maniac. His veins popping out, his heart will burst in his chest he is sure.

“WHERE IS SHE OH MY GOD- W-WHERE IS SHE!?!”

“I-I AM ON MY WAY!!!!”

#ask: tpol!jungkook #omg 🥺

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soft-persephone · 10 months

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Minx Season 2 Episode 3!!! (Spoilers?)

Just don’t read this if you haven’t seen it yet.

I love how there’s a moment for everyone to subtly check in with how success is affecting them. The way Bambi goes around asking Richie showing how they are close.

I live the way Doug let’s his be known by confiding ranting to Tina.

Tina and Constance’s conversation doesn’t show how “success” is necessarily affecting Tina because I think her story is building up to something different. When Doug is ranting to her, he is also still treating her like a secretary and won’t hire another one and that’s .. that’s scary!

The last thing Tina wants is to go back to doing what she used to do! She wants to move forward and be valued for the work she’s putting in!

Bambi wants to do something real and important! No one asks her, or checks in with her, but she has no trouble letting people know on her own where she is and what she wants.

Joyce and the reporter thing was very nice, and important for her. She needed to figure those things ut but it happening through the lenses of a reporter wanting to talk to her and her avoiding them was very clever. In the end the reporter shed some insight to something she may or may not have known she needed insight on!

Idk why, but stuff like that really excites me! I just love how connected everything is and how everything is set up to explore the characters this way and you just get it!

I fucking love good writing!😭

Shelly and her Husband crack me up. I don’t even know what to say about them! Hooray for them trying to make that marriage work! If only there was room for Bambi somehow.

They really want us to work for it!

But I say give it to me now!

Other stuff not character specific

Doug wants to do something he cares about too!

He wants to discover another big magazine like minx. He doesn’t just want the one! He wants more! He wants them all! And his source of money to do all that? Does not give a fuck about any of that!

Mug Renetti?

He’s going to snap. This man is not a hundred percent sound of mind! He’s a little crazy, and selfish, and stubborn! This is not going to end well.

My poor lil meow meow.

Constance is playing favorites. ( but probably rightfully so)

The way Doug Handled his space magazine and interview was the worst way he could possibly do something like that. However..

he did get the interview! And it was super funny to see him lock that man in a room with them for it to happen. Just anytime he brought up that Soave magazine overall was some of the funniest stuff💀

I love bribing up his right but I must also support discuss his wrongs!

#minx #minx starz #Doug Renetti #Joyce prigger #Tina Lewis #Tina minx #Richie minx #Bambi minx #Constance popadopolas #(I know I fucked that up)#minx hbo #softie talks minx

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hamartia-grander · 2 years

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Now do dbh you whore (lovingly pls ily)

KGJFKDJS THANK YOU ilyt <333

Send me a fandom (Detroit: Become Human) and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Kara my beloved💕💜 also the Jericrew, love them

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): SIMON purest bestest boy, he gives great hugs and Markus knows it, the lucky bastard

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): NORTH. She is amazing and perfect and she's done nothing wrong ever and I love her and people who hate her are dull and boring. Also. dude. Chloe. She's literally perfect and wonderful and so underrated. Luther too he's very underappreciated and he's such a sweetheart I love him sm.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Again, Simon. Also Sixty, drama queen loml. And I also go feral when I see Tina

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Gavin fucking Reed. I love that shit head rat bastard so much. I also love messing with people who hate him it's my second favourite past time. Also, funnily enough, Kamski. I know so many people who find him anywhere from annoying or discomforting to downright detestable and I don't get it. I actually really like him. I could listen to him talk about literally anything.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Nines. Idk just something about him is more fun to mess with than Connor, even though I like Nines more. Connor is just boring to mess with and he's more canon idk Nines is like free real estate with torment. Also I like to emotionally torment Simon in fics because there's just so much canon angst to use for him and I love the idea of a sweet, caring, kind, loving, ray of sunshine secretly being just so smad all the time.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Fucking Perkins man. I hate that bitch. Also TODD. He can fucking die he's the absolute worst. And I'm gonna get hate for saying this but Ralph too. I literally can't stand him.

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Soooo, a little (a lot) late to the party, but I just finished watching The L Word: Generation Q season 2: My takeaways:

• Finnley is a mess and ruining someone's wedding is cliche and a really selfish move. Its not romantic, its not cute and she deserved the punch in the face.

• Sophie gives both Dani and Finn the run around and it's not cool. Especially when she goes and sleeps with Dani again. Then she sings that song for Fin right IN FRONT of Dani!

. Shane is shane, she and Tess are perfect and I hope season 3 (if there is one has them together).

. Angie's storyline is done really well and the actress is really good to. Spoiler! It was so sad she didn't get to meet Marcus, but also very obvious that's what was going to happen. She and her girlfriend are really cute and that Prom Proposal was adorable.

. Alice! YES!! Finally they remembered that Alice is bisexual! They even snuck in a Easter egg with Bette's (past) opinions on bisexuality.

. I really liked Sophie's idea for unsung LGBT+ heroes, but why did we only see one couple?

. Tom is adorable and Perfect, a precious bean who must be protected and I hope he and Alice get more time together and they don't just ruin it by having a rejected proposal and we never see him again.

. Gigi, yeah.... I'm not to invested in her character, but she was good to Dani. I do however feel really bad for how she was treated by Bette!

. Alice's chapter on Dana 😭😭 right in the feels!

. Micah is a great guy, I'm not too sure about his love interests this season though. Mirabel is great and they have a cute friendship, the horse riding scene was cute but I think it went to "I'm in love with you" way to fast and she seemed reluctant and then didn't even tell her family they were dating (while perfectly happy to spill Sophie's drama). We got snippets of her struggles, her mum thinking she won't have to worry about dating, but that's something that could have been explored a bit more. Honestly, I found myself rooting for Micah and his co-worker.

. Tina, oh Tina, was she even there? She just pops up for a few minutes and is gone. She's defined by her relationship with Bette, that it, that's all Tina has. Even when she's being there for Angie, Bette is there. When's she's talking to her fiancé, it's all about Bette. The original series at least tried to give her storylines that weren't completely about Bette.

. Which brings us to Carrie, oh poor, loveable Carrie. Carrie is defined almost entirely by Bette as well. Every scene she's in its either with Bette or its a conversation about Bette. Seriously Tina, marry this woman who quite clearly loves you and can see your conniving ex for who she truly is.

. Which bring us to Bette f**king Porter! My God I hate this woman!! I hated her when I was a teenager and I hate her now! Bette (other than Jenny) is the worst character and I can't understand why people love her so much. She's not changed, she still a self centered, selfish, stuck up arsehole and I can't take to her. From the get go she's just a bully to Carrie who's just being nice. She uses women (Gigi) for sex and then can't be arsed with them later on. The moment something doesn't go her way she turns on Dani, she didn't even give her a chance to speak before she got all on her high horse and was nasty. She practically stalked that artist to get what she wanted, even though she had been told no. That's the thing about Bette, if she wants it, sex or even someone to be in an art show, she feels she has the right to keep going. Also, what is with Bette Porter and sleeping with people she works with?!!! I knew exactly how the therapy session would go and how she would flip out at Angie and I was right. But mostly what I can't stand about Bette is her constant need to have Tina but also other women. She has always been like this, she likes to have control of Tina or at least have Tina as a back up while she goes out and sleeps with other women. She was damn right Evil with what she did in the last episode, playing nice with Carrie on to basically tell her fiancé she's still in love with her. Then to top it off, they had door mat Tina turn up at Bette's door. TIBETTE SUCKS!! I've never quite gotten over Bette trying to force Tina to have sex with her and I never will. Come at me, I don't care.

.oh and Shane?! Telling home wrecker Bette that a VERY drunk woman was having pre wedding doubts (caused by said homewrecker) is a shitty thing to do! Bette took that bait and just thought "I can get what I want now".

. Fin went to rehab! Good stuff!

. Dani? You knew you would be in contempt of court and yet you went drinking and look surprised when you're arrested? Gigi you didn't help here.

. The Nat and Alice polyamory storyline (minus Gigi) felt rushed to me. Nat doesn't even think too much about Alice and jumps straight in. Honestly it felt like the season 2 writers just wanted Nat gone.

. The singing was great, I'll even applaud Bette for her part in Love Shack.

. Finally, Dani's dad is awful!!!

#anti bette porter #shane mccutcheon #l word generation q #l word #alice pieszecki #tina kinnard

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why do u dislike the mean girls musical? genuinely asking, i also dont like it v much

i don't like the music, it's very bland, uninspired, and doesn't flow well from track to track. the lyrics are very "i'm trying to hit a word count"-esque. just talking just to talk. i don't like to hear belting in every song. it's good for emotional shifts and peaks but so much of it is so unflattering to the ear.

"cautionary tale" makes me so mad because there's no reason for it to be in show, taking it out would do absolutely nothing to the plot

"whose house is this" is the worst song in the show and the most unappealing

i've never liked tina fey's humor (she LOVES race jokes). whenever regina isnt played by a white girl then suddenly the joke isn't about her hair, it's about her ancestry??? but even the jokes not about race still dont land

i have a strong disdain for shows that use projections as their sets instead of amplifying their sets. poor set design i think.

the costuming for janis and the plastics (specifically their pink wear) makes me gag. i can look past janis but they just threw a bunch of pinks together for the plastics 😭

and im sorry but whoever mixed the cast recording needs to get fired because the amount of songs where the vocals are drowned out by the instrumentals. there's a crazy amount of pitch correction on their voices (we KNOW these people can sing). and they didn't give much vocal direction either cause if i didn't already know the lyrics, i wouldn't know what they were saying.

#is this me being a hater? probably #ask #anon

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deranged-ink · 1 year

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Wolves / 01 A bad omen. /For Elisabeth/

Mace, sword, and spear fell on his head, cracking his skull, crushing his brains, and turning the fresh snow red with blood. A man desperately tried to get back home as his worst nightmares dragged him across the floor. A woman was crying alone, terrified of the seven deformed figures that danced around her. The sermon of a smiling and faceless priest silenced all sounds and the burning cathedral kept its doors open letting the poor devils in to burn with their God. The shadow seemed to laugh walking through the streets and even so everyone remained happy, blind, with death walking among them.

The alarm sounded and he opened his eyes tired. The same dream every night, the same nonsensical sequence of human cyanide demonstrations, but this time it was all so real that it took a second longer than usual to recover. He inhales, he exhales. In the dark he groped the bedside table until he found the alarm switch and silenced it once and for all. But he did not get up. A few minutes passed before the need to pee could overcome the desire to stay in the warm bed, but when he finally got up and the cold air embraced him he knew it was going to be a bad day.

He yawned, relaxed his bladder and let that hot yellow poison hit the toilet bowl, his body asked him for a cigarette while he looked out the bathroom window, outside a storm was slowly brewing, darkening the sky. The first snowfall of the year had come too early. A real bad omen, North would say.

Without stopping to think about it, he did a few exercises that woke up his sore muscles and went to bathe. The hot water hit his back and it was like being twenty years old again for a few seconds, forgetting all the pain that his body carried and the nightmares that wandered in his memory. He stayed like that for a few minutes, motionless in the rain and steam, his mind blank. He brushed his teeth without much desire and looked at himself in the mirror for a minute while holding the recently sharpened razor. The first gray hairs had begun to appear among his black hair and short beard, and although they did not matter to him, they had served to remind him that today he was thirty-four years old, he had passed the life expectancy of a policeman from the old world by four years. With a bittersweet smile he put down the razor, "What kind of thug cares about his appearance", he wondered.

Thirty-four years old, criminal, detective without children, alone in a small apartment in the south zone of the city, he has few friends, most of them are his companions from the unit and except for some lucky, and unrepeatable, stroke of fate A little over a month ago he would have gone almost a year without taking a woman to his bed. She never knew her father, she never cared to do so, and her mother was murdered thirty years ago, so it was her aunt who always tried to cover both roles to the best of her ability, from talking about why she was stopping to a sad and an embarrassing lesson about what porn was, the poor woman always did everything she could and that's why he always listened to her with respect, even though she insisted so much on her non- affectionate life had become a problem in recent years. It would be bearable if he didn't insist on setting him up with Strider's sister, Tina, with whom he was sure he would never be able to get a boner, much less fuck properly, firstly because she was the sister of one of his best friends which made her completely an asexual being, second because the poor woman was moody, serious and simply not pretty, not to call her irrefutably ugly.

The black and hot coffee failed to restore his humor, the blond cigar could not calm that feeling or silence that voice of self-preservation that told him that he should not leave the house today. He looked at the clock on the wall, it was eight thirteen, it was already late and he was still in his boxers in the kitchen thinking about things that didn't make any sense, eating bread with eggs pushed with coffee. If this were the old world, he'd be worried about losing his job. Now he didn't come to work until nine. He finished tying his shoes, adjusted his tie, the holster under his arm, and put on his black jacket, hiding the compartment for his weapon. From under the pillow he pulled out his Raging Taurus and checked that the drum was loaded before placing the revolver in its holster and lighting his jacket.

Gray snow-covered streets, full of people walking through the morning mist, all ignoring whoever was walking next to them. To tell the truth, the city had not changed at all, it was as if the chaos that filled it with life made it immune to the changes of time and the whims of man. Even when everything in appearance has changed, when the hows are no longer answered in the same way, the streets remain the same, labyrinthine, dark, dirty, crowded with people and vermin; The smells were the same, exhaust fumes, sweat, perfume, and fried food; The noise of a thousand murmurs is a constant next to machines and cars.

Nothing that remained static for so long could be sane and sometimes he wondered how close he was to the end. Close, he thought he was close.

But still, he loved that city.

He loved her for her details; The taste of coffee in a bar on the second; A young violinist who played at the station, played a masterful Alegro; A Wild Duck burger, hot with the fat still dripping from the meat; The conversation with the owner of a bookstore lost in the commercial region. Small things that for anyone else would not matter at all, but for him they gave meaning to life. Reasons to follow even when the path that had to be walked was the wrong one.

The police station was silent as usual, only the sound of dozens of typing, being beaten, entering fines into the system could be heard and that was all they did besides eating donuts. He sometimes thought that more than police they were office workers, they sold their souls, and their weapons became a notebook and a pencil with which to hide the world. Cops on paper. Of course, there were still old dogs like him, little pieces of the old world that no one in the new world wanted to admit that they needed and that is that even in a city where they did not want police there were crimes and criminals. Their job was to solve a few, the ones that the entity wanted them to solve and this does not always mean locking up the bad guy.

Thirteen years of madness and death had led to this. They began with naked and mutilated bodies in the squares, followed by bombs and letters to the press. They call themselves Hell and they run all the illegal circles in the city, from robberies to drugs, weapons and whatever you need to satiate your sexual depravity. Hell is the worst cancer in town, and the hardest to treat since they have a strict policy when it comes to protecting their businesses, they swear that for every hundred thousand lost they would turn up a body. And they have always followed suit. Sooner rather than later people began to calculate, if the police acted, Hell would take it out on the people, one hundred thousand, one dead. There were marches demanding greater security and efficiency from the police, but everything exploded when the anti-drug group caught and destroyed a shipment worth twenty million in narcotics. They called it the black morning, it was not necessary to identify the remains, Hell nailed the identifications to their foreheads. Two hundred tortured and dismembered bodies were found dumped all over the city. Men, women, and children, regardless of gender, religion, or status, all alike, destroyed and thrown onto the pavement. In reality there were two hundred and one victims, the latter survived. No, they let her live and her story about what they did to them was so dark that it achieved its purpose. When the police announced that they would search for the culprits, only the direct relatives of the victims did not march to demand that the fight against Hell no longer continues.

This is how the terrorists win.

But one day the good man, the one who couldn't look away, opened his eyes. They say that the bad guy wins when the good man gives up, but in reality the bad guy loses when the good guy loses his patience, when the good guy stops being good. In despair the answer was born and now the game is different.

There were no more arrests, there were no more policemen. Wolves only.

He crossed the door fighting with his lighter to be able to light a slightly damp cigarette due to the light snowfall and walked directly to the entrance table, a blond boy of about nineteen was on the other side of the bar today, another one of those kids who after month and a half of training they gave them a badge that they were never going to use, first because they were never taught how to stop someone, much less a minimum of personal defense, also because obtaining a permit to purchase ammunition was almost impossible, but above all because in case of obtaining a weapon and the ammunition purchase permit, they would not even know how to load it.

Excuse me, detective, you know that according to statute No. 49632-B of the Ministry of Health and Welfare, you cannot smoke in public places or workplaces, right? - He muttered almost swallowing his disgust at the smell of burnt tobacco but without really being able to do it. His expression was that of someone who smelled a rotten egg. And it wasn't necessarily from the cigarette smoke. Not even the "police" wanted the police.

Bite me, child - he replied without growling too much. Today he was not in the mood to listen to nonsense or debate the law, everyone at the headquarters knew very well his opinion on the prohibition of tobacco and alcohol. - Is there something for me?

The young officer rolled his eyes and looked back at his computer screen, typed in a few commands, then shook his head. - No messages today, except a reminder about not smoking on the premises.

He really didn't want to start arguing over something stupid today. He just nodded and stubbed out his cigarette against the counter before continuing on his way. It seemed like today was going to be one of those days where everyone was trying to ignite their egg sac. She walked slowly down the crowded hallway without really wanting to get to the end, rounding the turn that led to the stairs and stopping on the first step, the thought of turning and leaving crossed her mind, going back home, throwing herself away. In bed and call to say he was sick or something. He sighed and continued down.

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br1ghtestlight · 7 months

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does anybody want to hear me analyze zeke and tina's relationship in my fanfic. too bad ur getting it anyway

there are SOME things i cant say bcuz spoilers but in my head zeke staying with tina during his worst moments and trusting her with his emotional vunerability makes sense because he considers her a friend and they're part of the same group but they arent CLOSE friends. they don't usually hang out together one on one and jimmy jr is clearly who zeke considers to be his best friend. he's scared of being vunerable with people he trusts, disappointing them or letting them down and ruining that relationship etc but because he doesn't have a very strong foundation with tina (while not being a TOTAL stranger) she feels safe to him to be open around. it also helps that she already had a negative opinion of him before so he isnt exactly worried about her hating him?? like they're sorta been there done that

and because tina doesn't view zeke as a romantic interest but DOES consider him a friend its easy to be playful and relaxed around him. she isn't nervous or analyzing her every move and she can playfully tease him knowing that their relationship was previously pretty negative but they both like each other now. there's a level of trust there KNOWING they've already seen each other at their worst, that tina was already pretty terrible to zeke and that zeke didnt have a very strong bond with her and laughed behind her back, that allows for more honest communication with each other and a healthier friendship while not making EVERYTHING about the Bad Stuff going on and still being allowed to play around together. tina feels confident around zeke and likes spending time with him without feeling pressured about their relationship, opening up to him in a way that she hasn't with jimmy jr or other boys she likes

zeke very intentionally is more nervous and insecure around the adults who try to help him or talk to him because most of his trauma comes from his relationship with adults and unfair punishment. he's SCARED of bob and linda bcuz he doesnt know if he can trust them, but he has a stronger relationship with tina gene & louise because he's spent more time with them and they're around his own age. he's obviously the closest with tina. his relationship with jimmy jr is complicated because they both keep things from each other and dont Communicate due to not wanting their friendship to change but there's love there and they'll work it out over time

zeke needs more healthy relationships in his life with adults who aren't trying to punish him or talk down to him in some way. he needs an adult who can PROVE that they're worthy of his trust bcuz while he has strong connections with his peers that isnt really going to help him in the long run. he has his grandma but because of her poor health their relationship involves him being more of a caretaker to her than the other way around and he doesnt feel comfortable talking about these things :( poor kiddo

#if this is all character analysis i did for a bobs burgers fanfiction imagine what my object oc document looks like 😭#its longer than the Holy Bible #txt #bob's burgers

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blackbeautyiloveyouso · 2 years

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Love Turns Lethal

[a/n] Hii! This is my first fic on here and its not fandom related it is just a short story that i’ve been working on so I would really appreciate any feedback. Thank you for reading, and enjoy!

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Waves crashed up against the large yacht and birds squawked loudly. Frederick strolls calmly through the halls of the boat humming a soft tune as he goes, his new dress shoes click-clacking on the hard wood floor.

A few days prior, back on land, his daughter, Julia, had approached him, informing him of a fancy new cruise that she had heard about from her best friend, Laura. “They are going too!” she cried, referring to Laura and her mother, “And they’re giving us a discount!” At the sound of the word ‘discount’, Frederick’s stern demeanour crumbled and he obliged, happy to be saving money, whilst still getting a well-deserved break from his busy life.

Pushing gently on the door which was emblazoned with the words, ‘Room 317’ and led to one of the generic cruise rooms, he took a deep breath in and prepared to speak to Sandra – Laura's mother – whom he had not seen for years. Excitement bubbled in his chest as the door creaked open only to reveal one of the most horrifying sights, he had ever had the displeasure to see.

Head tilted back, Sandra lay in her armchair, still as a statue, but the worst part was the knife poking out from beneath the hand-knit blanket which was wrapped around her. A large pool of crimson blood sat atop her chest, marking her corpse like some kind of cruel beacon of death. Frederick felt overcome with dread, a large breath of air escaped him and he felt as if he had just received a blow to the abdomen. Turning faster than he ever had before, he fell into an almost run as he tried to get away from such a disturbing sight.

“She’s dead!” he cried out “A woman is dead! Somebody help!” Almost instantly, a door (not so far away from where he now stood) flung open and a tall woman rushed out of it. She had short black hair that shone under the harsh lights of the yacht ceiling and piercing, green eyes.

“Are you okay, sir?” the mysterious woman asked carefully, even though she knew that it was a rather foolish question. Her eyes held a gentle, kind sort of look which convinced the traumatised man that she was trying to help. Slowly, Frederick began to speak, first in a broken whimper, then he cleared his throat and spoke in a – albeit only slightly – more composed manner. He explained gradually that his dearest friend had been so brutally slaughtered as tears streamed down his face, all the while, dampening his beard.

After listening politely while the man struggled to get his words out in-between heart-wrenching sobs the woman nodded her head slowly and adjusted her long, black gloves. She told him, in the most comforting voice she could muster. “Everything will be okay, sir. I will find out who did this, please can you just tell me your name?”

“Frederick Severn, ma’am.”

“Well, it’s nice to meet you Frederick, my name is Tina, I am a detective.”

Later that day, Tina had told the captain of the ship, the daughter of the victim and everyone who she thought would need to know the horrifyingly true tale of the events that had transpired on that fateful morning. The chef, when she had just finished re-telling the story, had said to her: “This morning, I discovered a splatter of blood lying next to a shattered wine glass.” Tina’s face lit up, excited to have found a new lead.

“Is that any help to you, Detective? He says hesitantly.

“Lots of help, sir.” replies Tina, already beginning to walk away.

Realising it was an appropriate time to, the detective strode swiftly towards the poor, dead woman’s room, heels tapping rhythmically against the floor. When she reached the crime scene, she saw Julia, Frederick’s thirty-five-year-old daughter sneaking into Sandra’s room, expecting no-one to be behind her.

As quiet as a mouse, Tina followed Julia into the room, watching as a folded letter was pulled from the pocket of the dead body. Intrigued, the woman stepped closer, regretting her foolishness instantly when she hears the familiar sound of her own high-heeled shoes against the ground.

Julia jumps slightly, startled by the sudden noise. She spins quickly around to see the tall detective standing with her hands on her hips, a stern expression painting her face. “Are you stealing evidence from a crime scene?” Tina questions, having recovered promptly from her fright, taking up a strict stance once again.

“No!” Julia replies quickly, too quickly. Her eyes are as wide as dinner plates and her jaw almost reaching the floor.

“Give it to me,” Tina’s voice calls, steady and calm. “Now, please.”

Julia, afraid of what could happen if she doesn’t, hands over the unknown letter. The detective thanks her and carefully, not wanting to taint the evidence, unfolds it.

The first thing she sees on the letter is the words, “I Love You.” shining red in the middle of the paper, surrounded by other, smaller sentences. Once she had read it, she asks Julia who she is which evokes the answer of: “My name is Julia Severn.” spoken in a nervous, trembling voice. Tina immediately recognises the surname as the same one given to her by Frederick earlier and – realising that she was his daughter – leaves the room, almost as quickly as she had arrived.

Together, the two of them stroll around the ship, collecting all of the crucial personnel and they end up in the large, polished ballroom, A couple of huge, glittering chandeliers hang from the ceiling, providing light in such a dark time.

As she stood at the front of the room, Julia could spot her father in the crowd along with Laura who had tears falling haphazardously down her face and the arms of a tall, handsome gentleman, who she recognises as the chef, wrapped around her shoulders.

The detective called Frederick up to stand with her and Julia, stood forward, and began to speak. “I am very sorry for disturbing your cruise, but (as some of you already know) a woman was found dead in her room this morning.”

A symphony of gasps and noises of surprise rand out through the room. Whispers were shared and Frederick thought he may have heard someone say: “Is he the killer?” and he felt tears sting his eyes once more.

“Frederick,” says Tina, turning to face him once the room had quietened, “Would you mind telling everyone here what you saw this morning?”

‘Yes’, he thinks, ‘Yes I would.’ However, as opposed to his thoughts, he mutters a strangled, “No, I don’t mind.”

Whilst the poor man spoke about his horrible experience, Tina thought back to the letter that had been taken from the pocket of the victim. She thought of how it had been a love letter to Laura, Sandra’s daughter, stating that Frank – whoever that may be - ‘knew’. She wondered what he knew and then noticed that Frederick had stopped speaking.

She prompted him to continue and his quiet, weak, grief-clouded voice said: “Last night, when I couldn’t get to sleep, I ventured into the kitchen and – to calm myself down – I reached for a bottle of wine and knocked a wine glass off the counter, it smashed below me. I panicked and reached down to try to tidy it up but cut my hand, quite deeply.” He pulled up his sleeve and showed a nasty scab, clearly fresh.

“Now,” spoke Tina, “Julia, do you know anything about that love letter you so graciously bestowed upon me?” Julia visibly trembled, noticing the sarcasm and worrying the crowd. What has she done?

“Um, yes,” replied the girl, voice still shaking, “I wrote it.” Another chorus of gasps. “It's a letter expressing my love for Laura Rogers, the daughter of Sandra Rogers,” she paused, “the victim, Sandra Rogers.”

It was almost visible, the way the gears turned in the head of the detective. If the blood in the kitchen was Frederick’s, then...? Julia killed her, she finally realised. Julia killed the poor woman because she didn’t accept the feelings she had for her daughter. It was an act of love, not hate.

“You did it, didn’t you?” comes the confident voice of a proud detective. “You killed her because she stole the letter before you could give it to her.” Julia burst out crying, then nodded, ashamed of what she had done while blinded by love. Tina walks over to her, hands spread to give her a hug but when the girl enters the comforting gesture, her hands are twisted behind her back and a pair of harsh, metal handcuffs are slipped on her wrists.

“Julia Severn, you are under arrest for the murder of Sandra Rogers.” Laura runs out from the large crowd of people when Tina says that and the look on her face is the picture of hatred. “How dare you!?” she yells, “How dare you kill my mother!? How dare you force Frank to leave me and STILL expect me to love you after everything you’ve done to me?!” Laura is furious and hysterical and as she opens her mouth to say something else, she is interrupted by the harsh voice of Tina, advising her to be quiet.

As the snivelling young girl is dragged out of the room, her cries are heard all throughout the ship, desperate pleas for forgiveness but they fall on deaf ears and she realises something that makes her blood run cold; nobody is ever going to forgive her for this.

#short story #murder mystery #murder mystery story #tw: knife #tw:blood #tw: bad writing

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jealousygirl · 2 years

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Something more pt.3

Masterlist

im also putting this on my wattpad (jaelousgirl)

repost it cause i've had 9 likes after 22 hours

sorry for bad english

peter parker x reader

The next day you woke up and looked at the phone on your nightstand. You turned the phone on and saw that it was 8:30 a.m. There was no way you were going to make it. Your apartment and the school were 20 minutes apart and classes started at 8:50 a.m. You immediately got up and ran to your bathroom. - You've got to be kidding me - you muttered under your breath as your toothpaste broke and exploded on the mirror. You combed your hair and put on some makeup, but not much, because you didn't have time. You noticed that on the fridge there was a note from your aunt, she always wrote them in the morning before going to work. You didn't really know what job she was going to, she wouldn't tell you and she never had a set return time, she always left at 7 am and returned in the evening. The note just said "Have a nice day at school, don't forget to return the painting to the buyer at 5 am, he'll be waiting for oscorp tower. kisses aunt Tina"

You grabbed a smoothie from the fridge and your backpack then ran out of the apartment. It was already 8:50 on your watch so you started running as fast as you could. Even in P.E. you didn't show such commitment to running, but now you were in a hurry to do math, which you didn't have to do, so you had to be there. When you arrived at your school, you noticed a boy you knew walking into the math room.

"I see I'm not the only one who's late: - you joked, catching up with the boy you knew from math and English class.

"Oh yeah, long night." - he smiled.

"Same," you connected the lines of your lips.

"Yeah i see" - He pointed his finger to his lips. And you covered your mouth with your hand. The brunet opened the classroom door and let you through first. As soon as you entered the classroom your teacher noticed you right away.

"Great Ms.Hardy and Mr.parker. 15 minutes late! Then to pull up your grades, you go to the board to 'volunteer'. You first Ms.Hardy." - he handed over the chalk and began dictating the content of the assignment.

Mr.Grayson was the worst teacher you ever knew. He didn't know how to teach at least that was your excuse for your poor grades.

"I don't know the answer."

"I know." - the teacher replied with a laugh under his breath.

"Can't you just give me another poor grade instead of laughing about it."

"Sit Felicia you get a 1 (or F, or 6 in German) "

You went back to your seat taking all the stuff out of your backpack and started looking at the boy who came with you. You knew that he would get a good grade, you noticed that he was good at science, not like you. You only understood history and English.

After a few minutes the brunet came back with a smile and sat a few desks away from you shrugging his shoulders. You just rolled your eyes and focused on your notebook where you started to draw some scribbles.

When the bell rang you immediately left the classroom and started heading to your locker where your friend Gwen Stacy was already standing. You had been friends since 6th grade when she gave you the answer to the Biology test and you gave her the answer to the History test. That's how you two became friends.

"Hey, I was waiting for you before this lesson."

"Oh im so sorry Gwen I overslept I had a long night last night." - You opened your locker and put your backpack in it.

"I see." - Your friend looked at the cut on your lip. - "Who did that?"

"Spiderman did." - You said in a whisper.

"Wait did u kiss Spiderman?!" - Your friend asked raising her eyebrows.

The blonde knew about your Alter-ego it was to her you complained about everything that happened on the missions. She was also the one who took you in at night when your father wouldn't let you in the house. Once you even defended her from an attack.

"Oh god Gwen no! He's probably at least 10 years older. We fought that much, nothing more." - You cringed at the thought of it and slammed the locker shut. - " Now I have to go to Chemistry class and maybe I can invent some sort of forgetting potion for what you just said." - You walked away from the girl and headed towards your Chemistry class.

And it's not that you didn't like Spiderman, yes he was your rival and sometimes you flirted with him but it was only out of boredom. The man was muscular, so you thought he might be handsome, but you didn't know if under that mask there wasn't some 30 year old slob, so you preferred to stay only with flirting.

When the bell rang for the last lesson, you literally ran out of the school to catch the bus. As you ran out you ran into one of the worst people you could meet right now, Flash Thompson you hated that guy.

"God Flash I'm so very sorry" - You tried to overtake him however he blocked your path with his arms.

"Oh don't worry princess, you can compensate me." - The boy laughed and looked at his two friends standing next to him.

"That's a really interesting suggestion Thompson, however my bus will be leaving soon." - You followed the bus already closing its doors.

"Wouldn't you like to hear my proposal first as an apology." - He looked at you linking arms.

"Ah shit and you left." - You cursed under your breath.

"Hey! Princess it's not appropriate to say that to a girl." - The boy grabbed your chin mid-sentence. This was also noticed by the boy in your math class.

"Hey Flash leave her alone!" - he shouted a few feet away from you.

You however broke out of the boys grasp by punching the boy. "Leave me alone please." - you looked at the boy. At that moment a familiar brunette walked closer to the four of you.

"Oh after all I know you liked it, we can implement it at my place too." - With a dorky grin he said towering over you.

"You are disgusting" - Peter said.- " Who raised you?" - He covered you with the boy's back.

At one moment you could only see the back of the brunet's jacket, and at another moment you could see these two beating each other up. You immediately tried to break up the fight, but could not, so you shouted to get their attention. The men turned their attention away from the fight and looked at you. You started to "push" Peter toward the street, only to turn around to tell the bald boy that he was pathetic.

"I could handle myself." - You said to Peter catching eye contact with him.

"I know you would have been able to handle it, however, the flash wouldn't have given you a break. Nice attack by the way." - The brunet replied fixing his hair.

"Now look at you, you're bleeding." - You lightly touched the blood running down the nose of the boy in front of you.

"I think I can handle it." - Peter wiped away the flowing blood slightly.

You talked to the boy for a moment more then thanked him and said goodbye as you walked back to your homes.

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