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snucius · 1 year
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WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAY?
I love it when they make things like this 😍
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ladykardasi · 2 years
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willwediejustalittle · 7 months
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These three are extremely meme-able
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somesnapefan2 · 10 months
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cottagecanvasclouds · 7 months
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I wanted to see you again
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Which Classic Novel Should You Read Based on Your Fave Snape Pairing
Snily - Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë (1847). Let's see, a low class and abused, brooding Byronic leading man? Check. Madly in love with a woman who ends up marrying a snobbish rich man who looks down on our hero? Check. Obsessed with her even decades after her death? Check, check, and check. Oh, and let's not forget that the child the woman has with her husband shares her eyes. Hm, suspicious.
Snames - Pamela; or, Virtue Rewarded by Samuel Richardson (1740). So, as a fellow snames fan, let's be honest with ourselves: all of our fics can be boiled down to "I can change him." We want James to be despicable, inhuman, and cruel to Severus, and then we want James to realize how disgusting he is and grovel at Severus's feet, because we are all basic bitches. So basic that one of the earliest novels in the English language is basically this. Pamela originated this trope.
Snirius - Deep Water by Patricia Highsmith (1957). Snirius fans are unafraid of dark, toxic relationships and unhappy endings, and, well, here's a book for you! Deep Water is about as toxic as you can get. It's about a man who murders his wife's lovers.
Snucius - Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw (1913). Alright, alright, so this isn't a novel, this is a play, but fans of this pairing definitely seem to be into the whole sugar daddy/"I can turn this feral street child into an elegant gentleman" kind of vibe, and this is what this play is all about. Audrey Hepburn is fantastic in the film adaptation My Fair Lady (1964).
Snupin - Bear by Marian Engle (1976). You Canadians are probably like, "What the fuck? Is my OTP a joke to you?" The answer is yes, but that's beside the point. Hear me out. The main character is an archivist who is very bad at relationships and kind of shuns society in general. Like our Snape. She ends up in the Canadian wilderness on an assignment going through a dead person's belongings. Also, this dead person kept a pet bear that our heroine now has to take care of. Our heroine begins to yearn for something wild, our pet bear is a literal bear, but also incredibly pathetic and docile just like Lupin. Anyway, the two fuck. Literally, she fucks a bear. THIS BOOK WON THE GOVERNOR GENERAL'S LITERARY AWARD. THAT'S LIKE CANADA'S PULITZER I THINK. None of you werewolf-fuckers should act shocked and dismayed by this. We all know how you really think Sirius's prank should have gone (in which instead of James rescuing Snape, Moony makes sweet sweet love to him).
Sorry, guys, no Snarry or Snamione. I don't really read those pairings so I can't give an accurate recommendation. But if you've got thoughts, add to this!
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feliiixan · 1 year
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Some lil conversation "before the yule ball"
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Lucius trying to get Severus to go with him to the yule-ball...Severus would never say no to him
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aurus-3d · 8 months
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An important conversation two bros chillin in the office 5 feet apart…..
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chocoramo-cow · 3 months
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Lucius: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Snape, not bothering to look up from his book: who says I love you now?
Lucius: :(
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severusfanclub · 2 months
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sev went to visit luci during work..
quick sketch bcos i have been thinking abt them all day . not even joking ask kel
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roseburning · 3 months
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A more realistic Snucius
Lucius: Urh, I hate anyone who is not a pureblood, c'mon, you're all so dirty and disgusting! Shame to the wizard world!
Severus: *Gets upset, but doesn't say anything.* *Later* James: Oh, what we got here? Little, disgusting Snivellus! Look at that hair, when was the last time you showered, you dirty thing!
Lucius: Hey! Leave. Him. Alone! You stupid git! Is not like you're any better, Pottah!
Severus: *Clings to Lucius like a life buoy in a sea of ​​torment*
Sirius: *Eye rolls* Lapdog...
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snucius · 1 year
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Lucius: You didn't celebrate my Valentine's Day, you realize that, right?
Severus: Why would I? We're not valentines.
Lucius: Aren't we? Then I'm afraid you must let go of my hand Severus.
Severus: No, it's mine.
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394halfbloodprince · 1 year
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Lucius: if you keep talking like that you’re gonna sleep on the couch
Severus: if you keep acting like that I’m gonna want to.
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sweeetooth · 10 months
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Guys I think im like in love with Severus Snape
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somesnapefan2 · 1 year
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Narcissa: are you in love with Lucius?
Severus: no
Narcissa: then why did you write 'S+L' ?
Severus: it stands for suffering and loneliness.
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sevlucsimp · 2 years
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I bet the first time Lucius visited spinner’s end he’d be shocked. He knew Snape came from humble means but not this humble.
“Do you really live like this, Severus? It’s so…quaint.”
“If you needed any help with securing a new residence or funding renovations, you needn’t but ask.”
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What if he wasn’t even invited over? He just came over out of curiosity or because Snape had been ignoring his party invitations.
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