#probably won’t happen

[kuchipark]

Yeah, I’m like totally famous, dude. Got like 12 Tumblr followers. It’s crazy. Don’t talk to me until you got 12 Tumblr followers, like me. Having less than 12 Tumblr followers is totally weak.

#famous #tumblr #followers #so many followers #you’re prob jealous #i get it #maybe just try being funny like me #sorry #forgot it doesn’t come naturally to you gahs #maybe i’ll post a tutorial or something #i honestly feel bad for you #you probably have like 10 followers #weak #lame #south park #tagging south park so that people see this #so that i can get 13 followers #that’d be totally awesome n stuff #probably won’t happen #kinda sad because my dog died yesterday and stuff #i totally have a dog #and he died #so yeah #idk i think he’d be pretty hyped if i had 13 followers just saying #but like just ignore this or whatever if u want #dog hater #not judging you or whatever but that’s kinda fucked up #to each their own i guess… #original post

[ninjago-x-lmk]

Cole as a response to Jay after that one scene in Skybound.

Jay: Blue is not even a natural color for food stuffs!

Jay: ‘It occurs very rarely in nature’ name me on blue food!

Cole: Blueberries!

Jay: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!

#ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #probably won’t happen #but Jay has this lingering feeling Cole had phantom memories of that scene

[junkshopblog]

determined to finish my chris kenton fic TONIGHT 😤😤😤

#probably won’t happen #but i’ll TRY … #rory culkin #rory culkin smut #chris kenton #i ❤️ rory culkin #:333

[kittenfangirl20]

I had a dream not that long ago where I was watching the final episodes of Attack on Titan. Everything was basically the same up until the scene where Mikasa chops off Eren’s head. Right after she does that, Eren sends a message to her and his other friends saying that he can use the powers of the Founding Titan to bring back one person right before he is gone forever. Of course they choose to bring back Sasha and she is brought back to life. It then goes to Eren’s friends which now includes Sasha who is now with Niccolo burying Eren’s head right under the tree he was under in the first episode, the only absence is Historia. After they leave Historia arrives carrying a baby that has very distinct green eyes. Just then a hand comes out of the ground and Eren who has a body again rises from the grave. It is shown that Eren faked his own death and then Eren walks over to Historia who hands him the baby which is now revealed that Eren is the father of Historia’s baby. Eren and Historia talk about leaving Paradis so they could travel the world together with their daughter as a family, the final image of the series being that image of what looks like Eren holding a baby that is seen on the Internet and Eren telling his child the Eldians of Paradis are free. I know that they probably won’t change the ending that drastically, but it was pretty good. It also had Sasha befriending Gabi and forgiving her for killing her too right after she was brought back too which I thought was sweet.

#attack on titan #aot #eren jaeger #mikasa ackerman #historia reiss #krista lenz #erehisu #sasha braus #gabi braun #dream #anime ending #alternate ending #probably won’t happen #but it would be cool if it did #eren is the father

[nap97]

Since the new season of Tokyo Mew Mew New has started, most likely there’ll be new upcoming merch. Some merch I would like to see would be a collab with Sanrio. Sanrio had done collabs with different anime in the past such as Ojamajo Doremi, Sailor Moon, Haikyuu!!, Attack on Titan, and My hero Academia. TMMN were to ever collab with Sanrio, I included images with the characters and which Sanrio character would be pair with each of the Mews. The questions marks mean unsure. And another image with more of the Sanrio characters.

#tokyo mew mew #hopefully it happens #please let this collab happen #I would give my money for this collab #probably won’t happen #sanrio

[soniccrazygal]

So what ai Mike look like when he was inside the Princess Quest games while search. A handsome Fox Prince😍😍😍🤩

Probably more of a knight rather than a prince. XD

#soniccrazygal answers #I’ve never done pixel art #but a part of me wants to design ai Mike’s knight avatar now #probably won’t happen #but the idea is there

[pleasedonthurtcjstar]

Mr. Sanders should have his friends be the sides again

#so I can have poc sides and fem!sides #and not have to work too hard on it #probably won’t happen #sanders sides

[crush-hour]

do i use my gift of creativity and seemingly endless amounts of free time to do something meaningful like create a comic about a lovable teenage thrash metal band…..

or do i use it all to make a dave mustaine dating simulator game

#probably won’t happen #last time i tried to make a dating sim i never did #it’s kinda a complex thing to do #but you’ve been warned if i do #nobody would care about that comic so that already makes the dating sim more likely #just babbling

[justsomeautistcthings]

If this post gets 5k notes I’ll fix my sleep schedule

#probably won’t happen #lol #just do it #do it #i need motivation

[jonquilandlace]

I have a conspiracy theory that if humanity doesn’t destroy itself and the ecosystem around us everything that is currently alive will either domesticate itself, thus surviving by being pretty and clever enough to gain human favors, or become our predators send tweet

#i’m only half joking #probably won’t happen #but like #what a world that would be huh

[25ticupsinacupboard]

I wanna know how in the world I ended up getting a letter from a college in New Jersey when I live nowhere even close to there

#tbh kinda considering #but the fact it’s so far and out of state got me 😬😬 #probably won’t happen

[nahoney22]

I can’t help but think about a scene where Crosshair boards the Marauder and finds his armour, weapon kit and Lula still there and feeling so wanted.

Crosshair: you didn’t get rid of my stuff?

Wrecker: why would we? We knew you’d come back.

#this may not happen #probably won’t #but it’s a cute thought #the bad batch #crosshair #crosshair bad batch #wrecker bad batch #star wars

[goldfyshie927]

The urge to delete all social media and stop existing to anyone vs the incessant need for socialization and validation: fight

#which will win? #these days maybe the deleting #cause it’s also hard existing in this world with so much bad shit happening #but honestly I probably won’t do anything

[psychedelicvanillabean]

“your mum” joke aside, the subtext here is astronomical

#look at phil’s fricken eyes bro #I can’t #heck! look at dan’s eyes too #they are precious #sorry for going demon mode it probably won’t happen again #🧡 #gay #phan #dan and phil #dip and pip #dnp #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester

[inamindfarfaraway]

The Exorcists’ Masks of Virtue

The vast majority of Exorcists in Hazbin Hotel have a notable design element that other angels don’t: their masks are missing an eye. Specifically, the right eye.

I believe this is a reference to the Bible, Matthew 5:29. Jesus says, “If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.”

He’s being hyperbolic. Mr Free Healthcare was not pro-mutilation. What he means is that you have to be willing to make sacrifices to prevent sin. The context of the eye metaphor is him condemning adultery and warning that even something as easy, casual and small as a look full of lustful intent can lead to further, worse sin if you don’t notice your sin, hold yourself accountable for it and do the work to not let it influence your decisions. This will probably be hard. It could be very, very painful. Changing your perspective can feel as horrible as plucking out your eye, so many people can’t bring themselves to do it. But although it won’t feel that way in the moment, it’s healthier for our general wellbeing in the long run to abandon traits and behaviours that damage ourselves and/or others.

(You may notice that Jesus’s teaching that you can have sinned, redeem yourself by giving up sin and thus escape damnation is the founding principle of the Hazbin Hotel. You may also notice that it contradicts everything the Exorcists believe.)

The Exorcists seem to follow this idea of painfully excising badness for the sake of the greater good devoutly to the point of placing it above teachings like ‘Thou shalt not kill’, with their job being to remove sin, in the form of sinners, to protect Heaven. Hence the missing right eyes. They’re a declaration of moral righteousness and inability to stumble.

But the truth is that the Exorcists all have their right eyes. Their flawlessness is a facade. Underneath, they are untouched, think themselves morally untouchable and, as shown by their horror and outrage when even one of them is killed, would much rather be physically untouchable too. This perfectly represents their complete unwillingness to acknowledge their own faults, let alone improve. They are never the ones who sacrifice. They force the sinners to sacrifice and don’t compensate it with any salvation. They metaphorically rip out the sinners’ eyes, but still condemn their entire bodies as inherently, permanently sinful. So they’ll just have to do another Extermination to get the other eyes! And another one to cut off their right hands! And so on until there’s nothing left.

The only exception to the rule is Vaggie, both in appearance and character. Her mask has the left eye crossed out instead. Even before her expulsion, she’s set apart to the audience as an Exorcist who has the capacity to, shall we say, see a different side of things. Her mask having its ‘sinful’ right eye reflects her understanding that the Exorcist worldview is wrong.

When she almost kills a demon child, her hateful vision clears. She discards the part of herself that’s an unquestioning, merciless agent of death, terror and grief… and as punishment for what Lute perceives as treacherous weakness, gets her eye plucked out.

Of course Lute leaves her with only the ‘sinful’ eye. It brands Vaggie forever as the inversion, a perversion, of what the Exorcists are meant to be.

You know, all this talk of eye removal in the Bible reminds of another line - ‘an eye for an eye’. Adam directly quotes it in “Hell is Forever”. He uses it to frame the Exterminations as Old Testament-style punitive justice; the sinners did harm and so they receive it. But putting aside the debate about how ethical the concept of revenge is, the entire point of taking an eye for an eye is that it’s proportional. The punishment fits the crime. If someone cuts your eye out, you shouldn’t murder their whole family in front of them and then slowly disembowel them to death. That would be the sin of wrath. You should just make them pay without excessive pain or collateral damage. This is the fairest form of revenge.

The Exorcists don’t do that! The Exterminations aren’t proportional to the wrongs of all they hurt, nor was Vaggie’s brutal punishment equivalent to her extremely mild insubordination. Lute literally takes Vaggie’s eye, and more, after Vaggie does nothing to her! That’s the opposite of the phrase! Adam and his soldiers are wrathful and cruel, deriving satisfaction from others’ suffering. But they just can’t stop going on and on about how disgustingly evil the sinners are, in total hypocrisy… despite some of the sinners being far better people than the genocidal Exorcists are… it’s like they’re obsessed with specks of dust in the sinners’ eyes when they have massive logs stuck in their own. Oh hey, that’s in the Bible too!

#both emotionally and symbolically i am rooting for vaggie or charlie to take out one of lute’s eyes #i was like ‘cool vaggie’s missing the opposite eye to her former mask!’ #and then i went back and saw that her mask was also different #and then i went down a rabbit hole of biblical mentions of bad things happening to eyes #i know god and jesus (and the holy spirit) probably won’t appear in the show #at least not in person #but i do cherish the mental image of adam and his genocidal army hanging out #when jesus christ bursts in with a whip #and gets all ‘you have made my father’s house into a den of thieves’ on them but an order of magnitude more intense #because HE SAID LOVE ONE ANOTHER #WHERE IS THE LOVE #HE SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT #i’m not christian! i’m a hardcore atheist! #religion is just as fictious to me as egyptian mythology #however i am also autistic and have major special interests in mythology and folklore #so here i am fervently writing analysis of the sermon on the mount #hazbin hotel #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #hazbin hotel exorcists #hazbin exorcists #hazbin hotel analysis #hazbin analysis

[suzieburself]

give me voice overs of Max’s letters sprinkled throughout season 5. Start with the letter to her mom explaining some of the supernatural stuff (to intro the season). Give me the letter to Mike as he stares at Wills painting. Give me El’s letter as she’s preparing to face off against Vecna agin. Give me Lucas’ letter at the very end and have him read it to her. I’m dying to know what she wrote to Lucas, but I want to hear what she wrote to other characters too!

#I feel like it’s more likely this won’t happen though #and they’ll make another book to comment that has the letters in it #like we’ll probably hear one or two but definitely not all #Stranger things #max mayfield #Lumax #byler #Stranger Things theory