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#raging bullshit
vhsdetritus · 2 months
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kairospy · 7 months
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Just saying,
James is the spoiled one in the relationship. He’s used to getting all he wants because Effie and Monty would indulge his every whim. He’s dramatic as shit, loud, confident, but so theatrical about it.
Regulus is the more quiet one (though not shy or insecure AT ALL. This man was meant to inherit an empire and associate (if not better) the most powerful wizards, be honest with yourself, he was be confident and stoic), and if he wanted something, he had to take it for himself seeing as his parents mostly focused on Sirius for 15 years. He’s independent.
To summarise: Regulus wears the pants in the relationship and James is just happy to be there and be pampered and be bought nice things. Regulus calls him ‘love’ and he’s gone. He wears Reg’s jumpers when he’s home alone. He’s pathetically whipped and would let Reg do anything to him. James cooks so well and makes Reg a different dish each week bc this man is used to house elf menus and that wont cut it. Regulus stands behind him, chin on his shoulder arms around his waist asking about ingredients, and James just about fucking dies—
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mbrainspaz · 1 year
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people might be like "you waste like 4 hours a day scrolling tumblr and sometimes tiktok, why do you hate reels so much?"
well ya see, reels™™™ from "meta™" are a collection of completely uncultivated mindless gibberish content infested with rage bait ghouls that's constantly being thrust into my face on two platforms where I have worked for years to cultivate my experiences. On instagram I followed only artists I liked in order to see their art. On facebook I wanted to see posts from people I actually know, and nothing else. Meta hates that because I'm not CONSUMING enough CONTENT. Not clicking enough Links. Not interacting with enough brandsss.
In barges Reels with its endless stream of drivel about random bullshit like funny horse videos and celebrity drama. Do I watch videos like that on tiktok? Absolutely, and the crucial difference is that I went to tiktok and intentionally cultivated an algorithm that would give me content that I wanted to see when and where I wanted to see it. I wasn't tricked into going down a braindead video funnel by clickbait. I continuously and consciously cultivate my tiktok algorithm with a reasonable degree of success. Meanwhile Reels is over on the sidelines sobbing, begging me to click just ONE VIDEO PLEASE GODS JUST CLICK ONE! I refuse to be suckered in to watching some hour long rage bait video about ice cream in a toilet like 45 million other idiots. Like my aunt from Indiana who had to let the world know that she knows not to eat ice cream out of a toilet.
I wish I could set Reels™ on fire and feed it to wild dogs.
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broken-clover · 5 months
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"If I played for you, Millia, I'd write a cool, mature, and feminine love song, just leave it to Speothos Venaticus! Why, you ask? As a cool, mature woman myself, that sort of thing is my jam~"
Girl you are not subtle. At this point I think it's be less subtle if you just straight up asked her out
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 1 year
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I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat
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father // the front bottoms
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tswwwit · 10 months
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just reread whump au for the nth time now, and it suddenly occurred to me what in god's name would've happened if dipper just straight up kicked the bucket right after saying, "i love you."
i can't imagine bill's reaction would've been a good one. i'm getting chills just trying to picture it, honestly.
in fact, just the image of dipper dying in general, and seeing the aftermath of that from bill's pov, has my whole body breaking out into goosebumps.
awesome.
also, let's just assume that bill hasn't yet figured out the whole reincarnation thing in this scenario aha
(i just really like angst okay? lmao)
Oh man, Bill? Oh Bill. Bill.
He would be very, very upset.
Also this is a good opportunity for the ol' classic:
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#answers#There's probably a short time where he's too stunned to have a response#Which is *very* rare for Bill; he's old as hell - literally! - and seen and done pretty much everything#This of course can't last long. Bill is a being of *action*. And rage.#Bill is not taking this lying down#He's not taking this AT ALL what BULLSHIT is THIS#He didn't even get a DECADE with this mortal and what he's just GONE??? BULLSHIT#NO CHANCE NOT HAPPENING NOPE NOPE NO FUCK THAT#If the multiverse thought Bill during their 'break' was bad this is going to be orders of magnitude worse#He's experienced something he never thought he'd ever feel and never *ever* thought would be felt for him in turn#It was strange and disgustingly domestic. Grossly wibbly soft and chokingly *Sweet* with this lovely rivalry ganache#Something he won't - can't - continue on throughout the ages without. Not after he knows what it's *like*#Nothing's gonna match *that* again. Barely a decade damn it and it just. Just went. *poof*.#And FUCK THAT#The soul has to be somewhere. Lots of people can build a body. There's solutions#And if anyone or anyTHING stands in his way he's going to get rid of it without even stopping to monologue or gloat#Bill's got a mission and no psychopomp or demon or god is going to stand in his way of reclaiming what's his#Even if he has to go on a full-on quest for it. Tearing a path through the multiverse#He is GOING to get him BACK#Dipper's Last Words are going to have a greater effect than he could have imagined#Because with those ringing in Bill's brain he's not going to ever *stop*#Narratively speaking it'd be the most Character Development for Bill to exhaust his violent means#And have to bargain with someone#(Probably the Axolotl)#The biggest challenge Bill has ever or will ever face: Going up to someone. Hat in hand. And saying *please*
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“It should have been Spider” Do you realise the sleeping Toruk they would have poked if that happened? Neytiri’s grief was terrifying to witness, so imagine the grief of a man who lost the only person he cared about. Imagine a monster like him going feral when the one thing that held him back is now gone.
It shouldn’t have been anyone.
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otp-holic · 10 months
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I have the feeling that Steve would hear about that musical, and come out of hiding OUTRAGED. He would do a press conference hand in hand with Bucky to condemn the creators' homophobia, how they took their love story ('our fucking life story', he'd say, and he would swear) and twisted it to pursue the ever present heteronormative agenda. Not to mention the disrespect it shows towards everyone involved.
They would announce protests, immediate legal actions, and that all the money they'll get when they win (because they will) would be donated to organizations fighting homophobia.
After questions are over, they would make out before the press, and leave the room to go to Pride and display all the PDAs they can think of to start reclaiming their story.
Their fucking love story.
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kaseyskat · 6 months
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why does everyone think normal would actually even TRY to hurt taylor like this boy literally just had an entire episode where he became convinced that he was right and his friends don’t care about him AND he just was reminded that it’s kinda his dads fault that taylor didn’t get to have a dad in his life you really think norm isn’t fully prepared to step down and let taylor win he literally said he only wanted to rule hell because it sounded angsty and he’s being angsty why would he get violent about it 😭😭😭😭😭
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Mitski, “Brand New City” / Nessa Barrett, “dying on the inside” / Lilith Kerr (me), “autonomy in the age of greed”.
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owlf45 · 6 months
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How the hell am I supposed to respond to someone who’s so fucking stupid
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dittobooty · 1 year
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You really gonna make me watch Ace die then give me this cute image of Usopp and Sanji to try to appease my wrath, Oda? I'm still mad but I'm gonna take it anyways
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girlbossblog444 · 1 month
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If you starve yourself and follow me, block me rn before I didn't gave you a reality check
Have fun dying an early death just for some lb lost
Btw you'll gain everything back, so good luck
Take offense idc 😘
Edit:y'all mad💀
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yashley · 1 year
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ashton awakening laudna’s rage from the parallels of being collateral damage …….. really wanting to be a pacifist and then ashton just frustrates the shit out of laudna in such a core way that’s making her face issues she thought she had moved past ……………..say it all ………….
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fuchsiamae · 3 months
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sometimes I have to laugh about how my cavedos bullshit is the polar opposite of popular chelldos fic "the long game" by friend and pal silverstreams
TLG: glados and caroline as separate entities cavedos: glados/caroline as one entity
TLG: chell is level-headed, sympathetic, overall good person cavedos: cave is none of those things
TLG: soft lesbians cavedos: toxic heterosexuality
TLG: healing and building trust cavedos: reopening old wounds
TLG: what if glados unlearned her abusive habits cavedos: what if glados had a target who deserves it
TLG: not horny cavedos: testgasms essential to the plot
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