#random headcanon bs

[cosmicwhoreo]

So, I drew the other Gem Mermaids as Guppies and a basic gist of their time with Grand Reef Below the cut...

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #black pearl cookie #white pearl cookie #crimson coral cookie #aquamarine cookie #gold citrine cookie #mystic opal cookie #Grand Reef Cookie #mentioned #fan cookie #fan character #guppy au #kinda #random headcanon bs

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[heartfullofleeches]

Clueless deity/monster reader: I'm so excited to learn more from you, friend! I've been meaning to ask you, though - what is the best way to greet you? There's so many!

Absolute simp yan, still not over the fact you're a head taller than them; grabs your hand and places it around their neck: Squeeze

#Had to dely my other story so hope y'all enjoy the random bs today #yandere oc #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere headcanons #yandere x you #monster reader #god reader #Crackpost

[rubra-wav]

SFW Vox x Reader head anon request where the reader was his nibling on Earth but he died when they were very little. They ended up very lost and numb due to the death and found the only time they felt anything was in a fight so they became a bouncer, which is actually what led to them dying at 28. Reader doesn't realize who Voc is until they hear him speak.

Vox x Former relative reader headcanons

A/N This is a very hyperspecific request, so I hope you understand I've made it a little more general. 🙏

General plotline and idea is kept tho - bit vaguer, however.

Reader was his favourite relative btw, if this man saw just some random family member come up to him I think he'd just swat them away faster than light ngl.

Cw: Sfw, platonic obv 💀, gn reader

- When you showed up before Vox, he didn't recognise you at all either. He'd died when you were young, and when demons die they don't exactly come back looking 'normal'.

- So when you show up before him after seeking him to speak for several weeks - sending letters to meet him in person like your life depended upon it, claiming you had something very important to discuss with him, he doesn't recognise the sinner who clearly died while enthralled in extreme violence before him.

- When the people who escort you into the room leave, leaving you two alone at his request, Vox's first instinct is to interrogate you.

- He immediately assumed you had some sort of blackmail on him and were trying to play games to extort money from him or something.

- But, when you're lunging forward at him to wrap your arms around him while calling him an extremely specific nickname he hadn't heard in decades, he's at a complete loss in disbelief.

- When his initial shock wears off and he realises who you were to him, he doesn't know how to react properly and sends you away, saying he needed a bit to think and he'll contact you again.

- The conflict between his past self that he was when he knew you, as compared to the self he is now, has him absolutely reeling.

- It wasn't exactly foreign for him to come across people who knew him from his shows when alive, but not somebody who had actually known him as a family member - much less one who still thought highly of him after everything he'd done to end up there.

- When he finally calms the hell down, he tells you not to tell anybody you two are related for your own safety (and his own image), and that he will help provide whatever you need.

- He'd be distant as all hell from you, but would still want you to be safe. Both of these are due to him having a particular soft spot for you even now.

- Would probably consciously make an effort to try be an asshole to make you not want to see him- then feel kinda bad when you still want to see him and obviously still very much love him. 💀

- Even if you want to spend time around him really bad, he'd probably not give in most times.

- if he does spend time with you though down the line, he's just screaming inside the whole time because he actually gives a fuck in the same way he did back in his life and that's terrifying to him after living in hell. You don't get to his standing with caring about many people.

- Would be super paranoid during the whole thing as well about someone somehow finding out (especially the Vees because he'd never hear the end of it and if Val ever tried to flirt with you he'd probably go apeshit despite his on and off thing with him. )

- If anyone ever saw you were a soft spot to him, that would instantly make you a target. And, because it bruises his ego to know he still gives this much of a fuck about a relative who he hadn't seen in decades.

Writing this made me realise just how funny Vox would be as one of those bitter adoptive father figures who didnt sign up for this shit but just very begrudgingly love their 'child' and fucking hate themselves over it. 💀

#hazbin hotel #vox #vox headcanons #vox x reader #probably ooc but this situation would be gold with him #hes just on his random bs and then this former family member shows up and he unintentionally becomes a father figure to them #and is just conflicted horrified and embarrassed that he actually gaf about someone in this really platonic wholesome way #i just imagine him holding readers hand with the SHITTIEST look on his face like 'what the fuck am I doing with myself' 💀

[attroxx]

all my ocs kinda occupy their own space and don't really interact but i know damn well if i put axel and ghost into a room together it'd become a WWE wrestling match

#〈 ooc. ★ 〉 #but axel would hate.....and i mean hate ghost so much #lol #and ghost would probably hate axel #me: i need to answer asks #my brain: random bs headcanons

[happy10thousandyears]

I love freaky non romantic dynamics it’s crazy !!!!! When one party is a freak and the other party is normal but tolerants the first guys freakishness

#THE B&B YAYYYYY #dubcon but it’s dubcon hugging. dubcon existing within intimate distance . like there is that thing of being inherently different bc one is #a monster (she didn’t want to exist that way) and one is a hero(who want to be able to become a mother through magic. tgirl swag) #seeking a transformation #bs is trans in all of my headcanons tbh but in canon 🪞got her surgery as fuck #🪞 became a demon lord through the last demon lord 🚬 #basically how it works is when the hero slays the demon lord the hero’s consciousness gets transferred into a random person near by (a #sacrifice) along with the demon powers and curses #so when 🔥 eventually killed 🚬 #🔥’s consciousness gets fuzed into the body of an unfortunate nearby 🪞(who was .normal) along with 🚬’s demon powers #and 🔥/🪞 becomes the new demon lord and 🚬gets to finally rest in peace #perks of ​a demon lord include being able to transform your body at will to appear alluring to others and getting to be immortal/unkillable #which is . not great. if you have a guilty conscience or you got tired of feeding off other people’s life energy forcibly #with that being the only thing that can sustain you as the course of your life reshaped itself around this goal alone #and of course heros vs demon lords are a ploy of the kings/lords to distract the people from internal affairs #by having the demon lords become the symbol of all civil discontent and fear #basically genetically engineered scapegoats #🚬and 🔥 are the last generation of demon lord and hero #while 🪞and bs are this generation’s #and they are gonna break the cycle !! #wow everyone are trans/nonbinary in this except 🚬. hm! #🪞kinda agender #I have like a fuckton of thoughts on this au I’m gonna properly write posts one day #😈au #also bs is bi she have a husband but is infertile in this au #I like themes of motherhood and fertility and weird relationships with the ‘female’ gender what it means to be a girl/woman/mother etc

[dintheanxious]

Din rambles about rp (Cherry Blossom Cookie)

Preface: Even though she is a canon character, I like adding misc things to make her my own character! This time with a ref sheet!

Charolette Saku

I hc her being a mix of Japanese and French since cherry blossoms are primarily associated with Japan and the terms parasol and picnic are both french so I thought it would be a fitting ethnicity. Her parents don't have names yet but the mother is from Japan and the father is from France. They decided that Charolette and her sister, Cherri, would take their mother's last name.

Charolette means free man or petite, which both fit her pretty well!

Saku is just the first two thirds of Sakura, the term used for the flowering cherry tree in Japan!

Alright! Headcanon time!

Usually Charolette is a side character, but if I am playing her as a main character she'll be genderbent into Kane (ka-nay) meaning humble.

Charolette likes to wear corsets casually because she thinks they look pretty.

Both Charolette and Kane are 5'3, and are very light for their ages/size. So light in fact you could argue that the wind could sweep them away!

They aren't underweight or anything, they just burn off calories fairly quickly when running after their little sister all day!

Their parents aren't neglectful, Char/Kane and Cherri just have a close bond. They go out almost every day!

Char/Kane has slight anger issues, but they're more frustration than anything.

If you aren't taking care of yourself, turn your location on. She will mother hen you to hell and back.

Sometimes she ends up coddling anyone around her that may need her help.

Extroverted!

Collects parasols and will make you the damn best Japanese lunch you've ever had.

Don't get between her and her bento boxes. She doesn't eat them herself, she just loves making them and giving them as gifts!

Doesn't really "get" trauma. She roughly knows what it is, but she doesn't know how trauma feels so her optimistic/mother henning nature might come off as insensitive or even patronizing.

I usually ship Cherry Blossom with:

Werewolf, Herb, Sparkling, Blackberry, Kumiho, Almond, Parfait, Dark Choco (may be added onto later!)

#cherry blossom cookie #character art #character sheet #cookie run #cookie run rp #cookie run headcanons #cookie run shipping #cookie run fanart #cookie run ovenbreak #cr kingdom #crk #medibang #medibang paint #rambles #random bs #rambles about rp #rambling

[puppetmaster13u]

For any of your cryptid batfam AUs. We know Batman thinks criminals are superstitious and cowardly. So how superstitious should most Gothamites be? What are some of the superstitions and things they do because of that? And what random BS do the Bat kids do to actively encourage the superstitions because they think it’s funny?

Vibrates in headcanons.

Okay, so, this is less just the criminals of Gotham- a lot of goons are just trying to put food on the table after all- and more of, Gothamites in general. Like they have good reason to be superstitious.

Like everyone already knows about the Court of Owls, if nothing else then from the Rhyme they use to get children to behave. But Gotham? Is Weird with a capital W even in canon. There are literal streets that disappear and only reappear on certain days, areas where on specific days gravity just doesn't work right, several portals to hell have been opened just in Arkham alone, and there's enough curses and cults to smother any other place.

Funnily enough I am actually currently working on a story that focuses a bit more on the superstitions of Gotham lol. Like a lot of this stuff? Not shit you're going to see in the more tourist-esque spots, but those are death traps already.

Now a lot of the habits and myths of Gotham start out as a thing about Survival. It started less with things about the Bats and more about the Rogues and how to survive.

Tiny plant boxes meticulously cared for, after one noticed how plants react when Ivy is around. They line the windows of almost every home despite the smog, and some even pray through them for their Mother to not attack today.

Small scarecrow dolls, made of grass balls and cloth hang from overhangs on roofs with rope like a hangman, a charm in hopes that the one walking the streets will leave them alone. It ends with some claiming that if you rip the head from the body of cloth, the Scarecrow will come for you.

Small candles and lanterns begin to appear on the windowsills of children, their own homemade batsignals. Some say if you're very good, gifts will appear beside it, while others claim that if you're very bad, the Signal will appear and take you away.

Tiny shrines appear on rooftops over the years, meticulously carved statuettes within. It started with one for the Second Robin, and some whisper about how the Red Hood emerged from it, was reborn through their prayers and gifts. Now there are more, offerings ranging from snacks to child's drawings to figures of clay. No one dares take things from it, the last time someone tried... well, let's just say it didn't end well.

The thing is? The Bats don't even have to do much to encourage this, and don't usually even do it on purpose.

Everyone knows what happened to the ones who tried to be a vigilante. They know of the first Batgirl, humanity slowly dripped away the longer she huddled in the Bat's shadow until she was twisting around just like it. Any child who had been making their own costumes, their parents burned it that night, terrified that the Bat would take their children to be its own next. The small child, everyone knew about him, a wee little thing with a camera clutched against his chest. They all saw him run after the Bats despite the protests, saw him run towards the Bat as bodies crumbled before it. They saw him grab its arm with such tiny hands, and the Bat, grieving, stopped. They all saw the Bat whisk him away, and once more whispered to their children to never follow the Bats into the shadows. They know of the girl cloaked in amethyst cloth, who chased after them despite the warnings and pleadings of others. She disappeared, and the faceless thing of chittering laughs that raced the Robin that appeared in her stead... Everyone knows what happens to those who offer themselves to the Bats, knowingly or not.

Robin can mimic voices, their own childish giggles and clicks echoing across the stone slipping into another's words. What is merely a game to them is horrific for anyone wandering the streets in the dark of the night. Some say that it can steal your voice permanently if it so wished.

Everyone in Gotham knows that the Bats aren't human. Oh they might mimic and pretend to be as such, or even had been at some point, but they're confident they aren't. Even if they put on an act outside of Gotham, corpse-like skin gaining hints of color like blood is actually rushing through veins, everyone knows that's what it is. An act.

The Bats themselves? Well, it keeps their civilian identity safe- and the shrines have helped them get children out of bad home lives and to safety, so they're not going to just... not encourage it.

#ask answered #gotham #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #cryptid batman #batman #batman au #gothamites #gotham city #headcanons #i have so many more #though some depend on the timeline & like where you live in Gotham

[nap-mak]

LOTR in a modern world headcanons? I think yes.

I did this on one of my old accounts that i ended up deleting for some reason, i don’t remember, but here. Back on my Lord Of The Rings BS, let’s gooooo. This’ll be the fellowship with everyone intact, no one is dead.

As always requests are open and let me know if you want more!

LOTR x GN! Reader, general headcanons for if you had to take care of them today, in 2023. Enjoy!

The ring most likely has no power in this dimension, so yay Frodo is free from torment!

Sam loves watching cooking, gardening and home renovation shows, and he gets very invested in the former two. You learn a lot you didn’t really need to know from his commentary

Once Pippin learns about pyjamas and fuzzy slippers he never goes back, you literally cannot get him out of them

Boromir and Aragorn, being human and coincidentally two of the most responsible members of the fellowship, are the easiest to take in public to the grocery store and such.

You can pass off the hobbits (if they cover their ears with their hair) as children, and Gimli is your friend with dwarfism.

Gandalf you can pass off as your grandfather, and Legolas looks pretty normal if you cover his ears.

Pippin is the type to bounce in his seat in the car and ask “Are we there yet?!” every 5 minutes

Frodo really likes to draw, especially when there’s so many cool places and movies to draw inspiration from.

Movie nights? No horrors. The hobbits are terrified by ‘em.

Movie nights are literally so difficult because they all have such different tastes

Merry really likes James Bond movies.

Pippin is obsessed with nail polish when you introduce him to it. Boromir gets his repainted every time the polish come off. His nails need serious help after a while

Pippin and Merry often start pillow fights, and drag everyone else into it

If you have space for a garden or plants in your home, Sam is on it. He finds it calming, so now you have some home grown plants :)

Taking the hobbits in public? Bad idea. You can trust Frodo and Sam, but Merry inevitably drags Pippin off to do something dumb and possibly dangerous.

Gandalf has an old man rocker. There is no discussion.

The hobbits do the classic “getting one sibling to ask for fast food because whoever’s in charge will say yes”, they get Frodo to do this because he has the best puppy dog face and he’s unsure about asking for things normally.

Pippin and Merry cannot handle too much caffeine or sugar or they go crazy

You thought Legolas’ hair was good before? He steals your hair care products and his hair is literally perfect.

(He’s also willing to do skincare with you, not that his face needs it. Again, flawless)

Game nights are so chaotic. You can’t play a lot of games since they don’t know what many things from this world are, so games like Trivia and Charades are off the table

Gimli and Legolas verse each other in video games, often enough it ends with Legolas winning and Gimli rage quitting

Aragorn is so responsible he’s literally the perfect man to do anything with, and he can hold the fort down if you need to leave

Pippin is so clingy, he trails you wherever you go and asks you random questions but it’s adorable

Boromir insists on carrying your stuff, bags of groceries, all that

Frodo often goes to the library to find new books to read, with you of course

There’s a whole debate on whether 3D or 2D animation is better, i would not get involved if i were you.

Pippin and Merry are also avid fans of quoting their favourite movies, once they see them

Legolas and Frodo are the best listeners, they will just sit there and not judge or try to give you advice they just. sit there. like the perfect men they are.

Legolas would have a meme for everything. Like any situation. You text him like “PIPPIN FELL DOWN SOME WELL WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A WELL HELP” and he just has a meme that fits the situation perfectly.

Frodo and Legolas would watch Avatar: The Last Airbender together because it’s their favourite show. Aragorn jumps in also.

Those three are also avid tea drinkers.

Boromir likes Game Of Thrones. I don’t know anything about it, he just does. Please confiscate Pippin while he does.

Pippin gasps dramatically whenever a plot twist surprises him.

Sam loves to cook, and he does a lot of cooking in the house once he arrives. You two just work together in the kitchen (if you can’t cook, he’ll teach you) and have nice sweet conversations

Legolas is great at doing people’s hair. If you ask him to, he’d probably agree, though he’d probably be a bit flustered as that is a courting ritual in his culture.

Ask Legolas to talk to you until you fall asleep. His voice is so heavenly istg-

The hobbits get sleepy when their hair is played with and it’s adorable

Won’t lie this hyperfixation came back then it circled back to TMNT and today i watched these films with my friend and now i’m back to LotR love. Most of this has been sitting in my drafts for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I think that’s about it from me, I hope you guys enjoy! :)

If you want to request, rules are pinned on my page! Let me know if you want a general part two or a set of modern headcanons for a specific character. I love LOTR in the modern world content so much.

Have a good day, and remember that you are loved!

#lotr #x reader #fanfiction #lord of the rings x reader #the fellowship x reader #gn!reader #frodo x reader #samwise x reader #pippin x reader #merry x reader #aragorn x reader #legolas x reader #gimli x reader #boromir x reader #gandalf x reader #everybody lives #lotr in modern world #im not making aragorn a single hobbit parent no sir #so many tags

[chubs-deuce]

Charlastor brainworms anon here again. I was reading your reply to a recent ask and i have to say I agree, and also it's really silly to me that some people act like charlastor is some kind of morally dubious ship.

I don't think anyone's here to ship this because they want it to be canon, it's honestly just for fun! There's nothing wrong with it being non-canon compliant.

As an aroace lesbian, charlie isn't even lesbian herself, just in a lesbian relationship. So many ships split up canon pairings anyway, it's not something new. And i think people tend to forget aromanticism and asexuality are broad spectrums, it's not a black and white one or the other. The aroace label can encompass a lot of different identities, and there are many ways to pair alastor and charlie while still respecting his identity. He could be romance favorable, or they could be queer platonic, or people could just generally have different headcanons for him. It's also very telling that I don't see people bringing up how he's aroace nearly as much with radioapple or other ships. Fan works don't have to be an exact mirror of whatever's canon, and that's not the serious issue that some people act like it is.

Right?

I've generally noticed in recent years that people act so much more viciously towards non-canon ships when they're het-presenting.... :')

I think a lot of it has to do with how fandoms generally tend to assign more inherent moral value towards more visibly queer pairings... Combine that with the bs that is twitter's infestation of performative activism and morality policing in modern age fandom culture and this is the result lol

What gets me is the sheer fucking hypocrisy of it all tbh?

People keep conflating Aromantic and Asexual and confusing them with one another in their anti posting about this ship and it will never not be the bane of my goddamn existence tbh, especially because they're not even consistent with what ships they apply this criticism to, as you've also pointed out.

I will personally assume that anyone who can't tell these two labels apart and acts like they're one and the same yet whines about shippers not respecting Alastor's canon sexuality is probably nobody worth listening to anyways.

Charlie btw is canonically bisexual, and the amount of blatant fucking bi erasure I keep seeing people do just to feel morally superior for calling her a lesbian like it's a clever argument against a non-canon ship is so tiring...

Ultimately the best course of action is to silently block and ignore them.

Can we go back to that era of the internet where people would explore shipping two characters just because they stood next to each other for three frames or because their color schemes match or something equally insignificant?

We had so much more fun getting creative with how we just made random dolls kiss for fun back then :(

#charlastor #radiobelle #chubs answers #negative post

[whereconfusionisarhyme]

hobie and pavitr headcanons

can be read as romantic or platonic. i wrote it as platonic, but it’s ultimately up to you.

pavitr gifted hobie a matching piece of gold jewelry. it’s the only gold in hobie’s otherwise silver and platinum collection, and he wears it all the time regardless of if it matches his outfit

pavitr rambles. A Lot. usually he’s self conscious about it, but hobie never judges him for his random tirades and spiels

hobie’s only about a year/year and a half older than pavitr, but he makes fun of pavitr for being “such a youngin’”. pavitr quips something back about how “i would insult you back, but it’s rude to disrespect the elderly”

when they first met, pavitr asked hobie for a lot of spider-man related advice. hobie, in hobie fashion, absolutely did not answer seriously and was just spouting whatever bs came to mind. pavitr did not pick up on the sarcasm.

it wasn’t until they had gotten closer and were hanging out that pavitr pulled a MAD stupid stunt that hobie realized pavitr had been taking him seriously and immediately clarified

pavitr was embarrassed, hobie mostly found it endearing (but felt a bit guilty that he could’ve gotten this dude he now cared about hurt)

they tutor each other back and forth. hobie helps pavitr with english, since analysis is His Thing (he’s punk, ofc he’s good at thinking critically and reading between lines), and pavitr teaches hobie about higher level math (hobie isn’t enrolled in school. he can barely define what calculus is, let alone do it).

they both know how to sew, and have little sewing sessions together

pavitr teaches hobie to embroider as well—a sewing-adjacent skill hobie wanted to learn but never really found the time for

in turn, hobie teaches pavitr how to make patches. hobie usually paints his, but pavitr opts for embroidery instead

pavitr teases hobie for how much time he spends on his hair. hobie, inversely, teases pavitr on how little time he spends on his hair

pavitr, being super passionate and proud of his culture, loves showing it to hobie. hobie loves seeing it

this means foods, traditions, folktales, common phrases, fashion, you name it? pavitr has raved to hobie about it.

and hobie has listened intently

#pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #atsv #across the spiderverse #atsv headcanons #chaipunk #goldenpunk #goldpunk

[secret-third-thing]

Do you have any super random headcanons about eris

Sorry these have taken forever, my life is a FIRE rn.

These should not be controversial yet...😤🫠

He reads a lot, but is more of an intellectual mystery and/or experimental fiction kind of guy. I don't see him really liking romance that much. He's not opposed to it, but he's not seeking it out either. Same with adventure based and horror books.

Eris also likes cats. He is both a dog and cat person.

I feel like once he discovers coffee, he's never going back to tea

He and his mom and close in age, which he tries not to think about too much.

Speaking of age - Eris is not one to celebrate birthdays. But if you insist, he would like the pie his mother made him as a child, thank you very much.

Plays the piano - he's just okay at more technical stuff but really thrives on romantic era pieces.

Side sleeper

Eris DOES have close friends but they are all on the continent and minding their business until Beron dies.

Excellent at darts, loses at dice

Someone mentioned this on an eris week post but i definitely believe he's growing his hair out after Beron dies

More specific shit under the cut so i don't clog dash

Part of me thinks that Eris would decide to stay single forever and let the power of the Autumn Court select one of his nephews as high lord OR (honestly more likely) if he does get married, his wife is someone who never knew the true horrors of Beron or Hybern or all the Prythian bs, but they deeply respect him and honor the time it takes for him to undo all that trauma. haha what that's not my fic at all.

Similarly, if Eris did have children, I imagine one of them is a daughter who is basically a mini-him and he is not sure what to do with that. He's certainly not a bad father, but he has to really work at it. This is absolutely not the plot of one of my fics im writing what?!

He and cassian never become best friends, but they learn to tolerate each other.

Elain, however, grows on Eris and they become fast friends.

Okay I probably could think of more but im tired and im pretty sure everything above the cut was more in line with what you wanted.

Hope you enjoyed?!

#stt asks #eris vanserra

[vic-draws-sometimes]

We've discussed a lot of SoapGaz and PriceGaz, but there is one more. GhostGaz of the OF au.

FUCK. Gaz is immediately is told by Soap that Ghost is subbed. This gets him an idea... I mean, he needs to record this night, but his camera guy, and Soap are gone!! :[

He pretends to be shy and flustered as he asks if Ghost could help him film something... personal.

"I just need someone to hold the camera is all~ I promise I'll do extra laps in the morning if you want-" he doesn't do those extra laps because Ghost REALLY wants to do this and immediately says yes. Now Gaz is actually flustered because oh fuck my Lieutenant is so close, and he's watching every little movement!

Halfway through filming, Ghost just takes over, pulls out whatever silicone bs Gaz is using and puts on a condom[safety first both Gaz and Ghost agree] and with a lot of lube it becomes a POV video. Lord Gaz never felt it so rough, so he's like IN HEAVEN right now. Barely able to process how a humans hips can be so rough, precise AND FAST??? He's babbling nonsense at that point and Ghost has decided that this is not film he can use, putting the video down so he can out Gaz into a mating-press and JUST BLAM BLAM BL- Okay you get it I like rough Ghost.

Maybe there is a few spanks in between and the camera, though placed down randomly, still gets all of it.

Afterwards, Gaz being the freaky man he is, sees the condom about to be tied and tells Ghost, "Don't throw that away. Pour it on my face-"

.... that was the last clip of the video, was Gaz's cum filled face before it all cuts. They have a genuinely nice shower[Ghost incredible aftercare headcanon] and Gaz immediately says, "well I've got to do some editing in this-"

💀"You're actually gonna post that?"

🧢"Duh! I'll be sure to blur your tats so people don't know-"

💀"Why would I want that. Keep it how it is... can you send me the unedited version?"

🧢"Of course ♡"

It's rare for Gaz to post rough content, bit if he ever feels like he needs it, well, He can always just go to Ghost~

💀"Oh, Sergeant what brings you back to me?"

🧢"well... ///"

This man is so easily charmed by Gaz though he would easily bottom for him he wanted. AND THAT HAS BEEN ALSO RECORDED LMAO

'Fucking my L.T!? [Not clickbait] [GONE SEXUAL]' that's not actually the title but it's funny as fuck

Also Imma try to sign my asks now bc I'll probably dump this stuff on you a lot lmaoo

-❌️❌️❌️

You're so right for all of this!!

I hinted at Gaz sending private videos to Ghost as well, and I stand by that.

Before I start rambling here's some drawings of Ghost absolutely destroying Gaz

At first Ghost is hesitant. ''Are you sure you want this?'' he's alright being a regular subscriber, but Gaz is adamant that yes, he trusts him.

And he doesn't regret it one bit. Ghost takes full advantage of Kyle's background as a gymnast. He manhandles him like he's a puppet and folds him as much as he physically can.

Also if you're wondering why Kyle is apologizing to him... He admitted to teasing Ghost for two whole weeks, making his life a living hell by constantly making sure he's on his mind. He sent him pictures in the middle of the day, random messages and looks from across a room. Ghost was starting to get heated under his mask.

#poly 141 #ghostgaz

[ratskinsuit]

I’ve been thinking, since Velvette is something of a third wheel in Vox and Valentino’s relationship, I’d be nice for her to have someone to vent to about the drama that happens with them, or her frustrations with her own job?

Velvette and BestFriend!Reader

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A/N: Hello! So I didn’t know if they had wanted like headcanons or a story so I did headcanons and a short drabble, so i’m so sorry if it’s not what you wanted but I tried! Also I feel like Velvette is such an underrated character, so I am here to give her more love.

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Velvette is one of those friends that you can go to anything with.

Like love struggles? She got you. Need to vent? She got you.

She will try to give advice (may be kind of shitty) but will always try.

But also expect that in this friendship you get to hear all her drama, and please listen to her

Will often come to you complaining about whatever bs Valentino and Vox are in that day

GIRLS NIGHT GIRLS NIGHT (and if you are not a girl or identify other wise it’s just a besties night :) )

During those nights you two will probably be in her apartment (or where ever she lives idk)

Will probably make a nest of blankets and pillows and plushies in the living room, grab a bunch of snacks and shit and just talk about drama with each other

She will get you friendship bracelets

Was kind of embarrassed giving them to you, but if you wear it and rarely ever take it off she will be so happy

She will also spoil you so muchhhh

Need more clothes? Shopping trip. Hungry? She will take you out to eat. Just wanna hang out and cause chaos? Mall.

Body positivity all the way.

If you insult yourself in ANY way, she will immediately start complimenting you and (in an affectionate way) yell at you for putting yourself down.

You two will just boost eachother up, like good vibes all the way.

Will constantly bring you new clothes, makeup (if you wear it) jewelry (if you wear it)

if you ever want like your hair done or nails done, she will do it.

If she has a shitty day at work or is just annoyed, expect her to come over or to be on a call for hours.

And if you also have problems call her she will listen.

I don’t think that she has many friends, and with Valentino and Vox constantly making her the third wheel, having you just makes her so happy

Like you are her person, you are her best friend

And knowing she has you as her best friend makes everything so much easier because she has someone to hang out with, and go to for random things.

She will constantly text you about random things

She won’t be mad if you don’t always text her back but will appreciate it so much if you do

Expect to take so many pictures together (if you don’t like taking pictures she won’t however she will beg, and cherish the ones you do let her have)

She has like a folder of 200+ photos of you together

If you actually listen to her when she is telling you about drama, or his random stuff she will love you forever

If you two ever stop being friends she will probably fall into a very very deep depression, because it’s hard for her to make friends and she was so close to you (please don’t leave her)

SHORT DRABBLE

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You were invited over to Velvettes apartment while she was working, so you two could hang out when she got home.

You are chilling on the couch, scrolling on your phone, when the front door slammed open. You peek over the back of the couch to see Velvette, looking pissed.

“Girl you would not BELIEVE the day I had!” She says, stomping over the the couch, standing infront if you.

“What is it today, Valentino and Vox, shitty models, or just a mix?” You ask, turning off and putting down your phone on the side table, before turning back to look at your best friend.

“Oh.My.God. So first, I come into the Vees headquarters right? And you know what the very first thing I see is? That fucking prissy little bitch VALENTINO and the fucking TV screen whore GETTING AT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN FOYER.” She says, throwing her hands up, pacing infront of you.

“Seriously? In a public space, first thing in the morning? Those two can’t take a fucking break can they.” You say, a disgusted look on your face.

“I KNOW RIGHT?! And it gets worse. Because my top model apparently got hit by a fucking truck and so she “couldn’t come in today” CAN YOU BELIVE IT. ON THE DAY OF HER PHOTO SHOOT?!” She yells, her hands expressively all over the place.

“Did you manage to get another one in place before the shoot?” You ask, hoping they did because otherwise she will be in a pissy mood for the rest of the day.

“Just barely. Had to take one of the lower ones and make them look less shitty. Luckily I managed.” She says with a sigh.

“Girl you can make a hedgehog look model worthy.” You say, earning a smile from her.

She pauses for a moment, before grabbing your hand. “Come on, we are going to the mall to fuck shit up.” She says, smiling mischievously, and you smile back.

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A/N: I had so much fun making this not even kidding, I feel like Velvette needs a lot more love because she’s such a fun interesting character. I do hope she finds a best friend in the show. Also I love hedgehogs, no insult to the little babies. Hope you enjoyed!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

#Velvette #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #Velvette and bestfriend!reader #hazbin hotel #Drabble #headcanons #velvette headcanons #velvette Drabble #the vees #vees #hazbin Vees #hazbin hotel Vees #hazbin

[skeelly]

‼️ACCOUNT CURRENTLY VERY INACTIVE‼️

**im gonna finish this if i can. sorry if its not finished by 2/14.**

to celebrate 230 followers,

welcome to an event which doesn't have a name so don't come after me

before i explain the event, id like to thank all 230 of you, my mutuals and followers. genuinely don't know how you guys keep up with me and my bs but thank you. i'd also like to say, this event is open to everyone and not strictly to my mutuals or followers! :))

ps: this is all completely random.

(you can send multiple if you want. this event will end on february 14 cause i know it'll take me a long time to get it all done.)

butterfly - i'll make you a really ugly drawing but it'll be from my heart i swear. (you can also tell me what youd like me to draw! if not, i'll just draw smthn random for you)

⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝ ❅ ☘⚝

smooth operator - i'll make you a mood board! (you can tell me on what, if not, I'll just do it on the vibes you/your theme give me.)

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tiramisu - give me a book/movie/show/documentary to rate. (please send multiple options just in case i havent read/watched the one you sent.)

🌿☁️🐚🕊️📎🥥🧺🌿☁️🐚🕊️📎🥥🧺🌿☁️🐚🕊️

moonlight sonata - i'll ATTEMPT to write a poem. just give me one word and I'll base the poem on that. (if you wanna pick this, pick another cause I can't garantee I'll do this lol)

୭ 🧷 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀୭ 🧷 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀୭ 🧷 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀୭ 🧷 ✧ ˚.

seaweed brain - give me characters and I'll make headcanons for them (also give multiple characters cause there's a high chance i don't know them.)

tagging with love:

@mqstermindswift @urbanflorals @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @sophiesonlinediary @lost-in-reveriie @swiftieannah @a-beautiful-fool @nyx-twix713 @stars-over-ice-cream @doyoujustnotwantto @silly-mirrorball @cinnamon-notes @thedvilsinthedetails @loving-the-marauders @blocked-zombieartist @myster3y @mickeywheeler-vents (i can't tag your other acc?) @coco6420 @lucinda-008 sorry if i forgot to tag anyone

intro post:

#kristenstedtalk #kris' 230 event #slay

[ech0schamber]

Goof ball Dazai

this is honestly just random goofy headcanons shoved into one post

☆we've already seen how dramatic he is in the anime, and just how goofy he is in the manga, but i'm going to add onto that

☆definitely the prank master at the agency, everyone gets pranked by him at some point including ranpo, somehow

☆he sticks to pulling small pranks, ones that won't cause any harm to someone, or put someone into genuine emotional stress.

☆he'll take your pen when your not looking, only to put it right back where it was when he notices you getting frustrated

☆loves having playful insult matches with his s/o, he trusts that you won't take it too far. if he starts them, it will go on until one of you surrender, or cant come up with any more insults. on the other hand tho, if you start the insult matches, he'll put on a show with his theatrics

☆he'll fall to the ground, clutching his heart and saying some bs like "how could you do this to me?" "you've wounded me, my dear"

☆he won't get off of the ground till you give him a kiss

☆pull the prank of pulling away from him right before he kisses you. he'll pout at first, but act oblivious to it. he'll see through the prank pretty quickly, and wooo boy, you better be ready to run when he does.

☆he'll turn it into a game of cat and mouse, so you better hope you can run faster than him. he'll eventually corner you and will give you a million kisses right then and there, doesn't matter if your in public or not

☆challenge him in video games. especially competitive games, like Splatoon, but be prepared for him to try to sabotage you! he will push you off of the couch in order to win, smack him with a pillow as revenge.

☆speaking of pillows. he will absolutely start a pillow fights with you, if your weaking then him, he will let you win and beat the shit out of him every now and again

☆but of course, this is Dazai were talking about. he will feign his surrender, but the second you put your pillow down, he's going for the attack. a tickle attack, to be specific

☆will absolutely settle any debate he can, with rock paper scissors. trying to get him to go grocery shopping? rock paper scissors. trying to get him to take a shower before you? rock paper scissors.

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...can you tell that i really like Dazai?

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #dazai osamu x reader #dazai x reader