Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!
Ruby: Wow, really?!
Jaune: Does it still work?
Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.
Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?
Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-
Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.
Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?
Jaune: HUH?!
Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: So it does work.
Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.
Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!
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Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!
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Blake: Just once?
Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!
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Weiss: A couple more-!
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Weiss: A dozen-!
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Weiss: Dozens-!
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Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!
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Jaune: *shook*
Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?
Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!
BZZZZZT!
Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!
Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!
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Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!
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Ren: I think we heard enough-
Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!
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Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.
Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!
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Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!
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Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!
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Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?