#seriously mwah mwah mwah

[answer2jeff]

Life Imitates Art —Carmen Berzatto.

PART 1/2.

warnings: fluff. painter!reader x roommate!carmen. unestablished relationships. clunky overly detailed writing. carmy being concerned. angsty. mutual pinning. (reader is lowkey mentally unstable like Carmen. i can't write 100% healthy relationships i'm sorry!!!)

a/n: sorry i disappeared and didn't write for weeks and decided to randomly drop this!

You needed inspiration.

With your last three pieces bought out from the French art gallery, L'art de L'amour, you hadn't touched your easel in days. Your brushes had gone dry, the paint clumping and staining every bristle. The lack of desire to make art felt like you hadn't seen the sun in 10 years.

You'd been ignoring this dreadful feeling with sleep.

Long day at the studio, the space filled with no one but younger, starving artists who wanted to admire your work for creative flow—but never wanting to know the real meaning behind every brush stroke, or why you used oil paints for specific pieces? Sleep.

The days fell shorter, the nights falling longer.

Even your roommate, a micromanager of his career, noticed.

It surprised you, possibly more than it should've. When you first moved into this apartment, you had every doubt in the world sharing a space would be enjoyable. For a while, you weren't sure if you could call yourselves "friends." Then again, living with a complete stranger—a man, no less, seemed impractical. But after a month or two, it was refreshing in a way. Carmen always cleaned up after himself, and was never opposed to splitting chores. There was no need to set specific boundaries. You felt respected, cared for. Every minute not overpowered by either of your desires to create were mostly spent with each other. It kept you sane.

You woke up to the sound of Carmen walking into the kitchen, cursing under his breath when he struggled to shut the door of your apartment behind him. Reluctantly, you dragged yourself out of bed, only to find that your bedroom door was wide open. You must've gone straight to bed after spending the entire evening trying and expectedly failing at "cleaning" up the apartment so Carmen wouldn't come home to a mess.

Bare feet pattered against the floorboards, the palm of your hand pressing into your tired eyes. You stretched your arms out, your t-shirt, who you weren't sure if it was yours or Carmen's, lifting up and showing just a sliver of your stomach over your grey sweatpants. The sunlight leaking through the windows blinded you.

"Oh, hey. You're up." A warm, welcoming voice greeted you, followed by the fridge being closed shut after restocking it with the necessities he picked up from Whole Foods.

You blinked to see Carmen hovered over the kitchen counter, clad in a navy-blue crewneck and gold chain dangling from his pale neck. His hands pried at a familiar brown wrapper. Blueberry muffins.

"Hey, yourself," you slurred, barely able to keep your eyes open as you hoisted yourself up onto the marble surface. You gazed down at him, grinning at his messy blonde curls.

Carmen smiled back, blue eyes admiring the sight of you: half asleep, your voice raspy while still having that airy cadence, your hair messier than it was the last time he willingly saw you—which he couldn't totally remember. He came home to the sight of your bedroom dimly lit by your bedside lamp.

"It's noon," he muttered, glancing from his phone on the counter, and back to you.

"Shit. Really?"

"Yeah. You've been sleeping a lot lately," he kept his stare on you as he opened the cabinet beside you, reminding you to 'watch your head' as he grabbed a ceramic plate.

"Isn't that a good thing?"

Your mind wandered to your exhibit. The thought of never having the ability to create such extraordinary work terrified you. So much that you hadn't even tried. It was almost embarrassing: Carmen seeing you like this. Rid of the one thing you convinced yourself you knew how to do.

"Not really."

You wanted to laugh. Maybe he just didn't get it.

If you could make even the painfully mundane into something more, than maybe you were more than just existing. Carmen was actually astounded by you and your work, even with the lack of knowledge in other art forms. Culinary was his calling, but for you? Oh, how he tried to grasp every concept you conveyed in your creative works. All in attempt to comprehend every thought in that pretty little head of yours.

Maybe he didn't understand as much as he wished, but maybe he didn't have to totally 'get it' to get you. Carmen found it hard to read people, their feelings, their true intentions, his whole life. But for once, he had confidence in his intoxicating marvel for everything you did. Even the way you covered your mouth when you laughed around everyone except him, or the way you styled your hair

"Well, it was for the sake of art," you smiled, extending your hand out to accept the plate that held the beautifully baked blueberry muffin. "Thanks for these, by the way."

"Pleasure. And I was actually gonna ask you about that. The—the art. Your art." Carmen joined you on the counter, his feet dangling beside yours. Your shoulders bumped past each other, a laugh coming from the both of you.

"Yeah? What about it?" You bit into your muffin, your gaze never leaving his.

"Well, I uh—I kinda wanted to visit your exhibit, y'know? Get to see it in its full form. I would've asked sooner but—"

"Yeah, yeah, it's okay. I know. Um—that'd be great. That's really nice of you, Carm."

A part of you wondered why he wanted to see it. But it wasn't all too surprising. Carmen took every chance he got to see your studio—even taking the initiative to drive you home from it on late nights, where you'd be endlessly analyzing your works even hours after Carmen would leave what was now, The Bear.

"Nah, I mean, I've just seen all that y'do and it's—" Carmen shrugged, struggling to find the right words to express his admiration without changing the atmosphere, "really cool. It's you, y'know?" His bottom lip was barred by his teeth and he looked into you for an answer.

You wished you could understand how the complexities of a kitchen; how it could clutch Carmen's attention to the point of no return, but you were happy for him. He was making something more of "mom and dads piece of shit," as he called it.

You never thought it was anything short of fucking awesome. He had all of this experience, drive, passion. Carmen felt more real, more rawly human to you than anything. Or anyone you'd met before.

He changed you. You were softer, calmer.

And still, you worried for him, dragging him out of the ever all consuming anxiety. Sometimes this was through watching X-file reruns on the couch. And every night, you'd move a little closer. By now, he'd keep an arm around you as your eyes became heavy and the room stirred with darkness and comfortable silence. He prayed to whatever ruled above him that you wouldn't notice, simultaneously wishing you'd want him to hold you gently like this. Even grocery store trips, something so simple, felt this way—which you missed out on this morning. You'd stand on the edge of the cart, your hands supporting your weight as Carmen pushed the handle with both hands, eyes scanning the isle for whatever obscure ingredient he needed for the dinner he planned on making you that night.

Every time he looked away, you stared. His beautifully carved nose, the way he bit the inside of his cheek and furrowed his blonde eyebrows when he tried to focus on making a decision. You were afraid, in a weird, animalistic way. You hadn't stopped yourself from relying on him. What if loving him this way made him pull away–or worse, you? You had to admit, having something this painfully simple in your life that made up for the chaos, was a little hard to accept.

It took everything in you to pretend you didn't notice him cleaning up the bathroom you shared whenever either of you left your belongings lying around. You wanted to convince yourself it was because he didn't want to come off as a slob, or influence you to be one yourself. But it always felt more like he was looking after you. Nothing that belonged to you would ever be misplaced again. Not with Carmen around.

You took pride in the little things. Your shoes placed next to each other near the front door, your toothbrushes leaning against each other with corresponding colored clips to cover their bristles. This was good. Change was good.

#carmen berzatto #the bear #carmen berzatto x reader #painter!reader x carmen #ugh i love this #angsty fluff #carmy is so cute i need him #sorry i haven't posted #depression is a bitch #uni is kicking my ass #like seriously #anyways yeah #enjoy this #love you guys mwah

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Belly dancer reader got me thinking about König with an Arab Engel who is hypervocal about how much she likes him, Arabic has some intense terms of endearment so her telling him تقبرني which basically means "bury me in a grave because I don't want to live without you" or calling him habib albi (love of my heart). making him an absolute FEAST for breakfast because what do you mean you just want a sandwich? you are getting at LEAST 5 different plates to choose from plus some nice tea while they listen to Fairuz ✨

I like to think he would LOVE how possessive Arab women can get, man can't compliment a woman without getting side eyed by his girl and scolded when they're in the car and gets the full sass "go sit on her lap then, since you want to act like a little boy 🙄" we're hella physical too so he should expect a slap on the arm or to be bitten on the cheek as warning lol.

he leaves for deployment smelling of incense and oud, rich, spicy and sensual. she gives him some perfume oil as both something to remember her by and to ward of any potential women who might want some (girl, who? you're the only one insane enough to handle him XD) plus some charms to keep him safe <3

I’m sorry but why is this so HELLA CUTE

Our man gets a feast for breakfast? He’s in heaven and let me tell you he needs it, König eats huge amounts of food, he needs a lot of fuel and his metabolism is crazy quick and if he doesn’t get enough to eat he starts to feel grumpy or even dizzy >:( Would someone please slip some protein bars into this man's tactical vest before he leaves on a mission so he doesn't kill everyone on his team?

And he’s all possessive but wait a minute, a woman getting possessive of him? Is this even happening? (Also please the way I laughed my ass off at the “Go sit on her lap then, since you want to act like a little boy” LMAO König is in love. He will sit only and ever in your lap now.)

And please don’t get physical with him! Do not get physical unless you want to get squeezed (possessively) or slapped on the butt (lovingly) or get your tits and neck and hips covered in love bites after that. König will return all grabbiness and biting and violation of personal space tenfold.

And uhhh König has a serious scent kink did I ever tell you? So if he can still smell you or of you when he sadly has to leave, our boy will be in a much calmer mood when he’s doing his dirty nasty kind of disturbing job to get the money to buy you everything you want.

König is getting so much love and attention and food he can't take it all in 🥺 All those endearment terms and poetic cooings are about to turn him into a 6'10 marshmallow 🥺 And CHARMS? To keep him safe?? Please no more, this man is about to flop.

#this is my roman empire #i'm sorry but this is exquisite *mwah* chef's fucking kiss #and the ENDEARMENT TERMS gahh seriously get out of here #that's some next level shit #answered

[beldaroot]

dagda voicing the absurdity of how a hat can distinguish between good and bad and then coco specifically ripping the brim of coustas' hat to show how easily you can switch between a brimhat and a pointy hat... there are layers to this!

#witch hat atelier #witch hat atelier spoilers #wha spoilers #witch hat atelier chapter 72 spoilers #wha #the feathers falling around them all like he's shedding... like he's being reborn...? #also find it interesting how qifrey said if coustas wanted to help he should wear a different hat... but i think that's his trauma talking! #and coustas face at the end!!! oh he just wants people to see that it was all to help dagda so the relief he must feel knowing coco Gets It #sorry i'm forever team coustas did nothing wrong ever! #that's seriously a child and what makes him different than jujy who would also do anything to save her mentor? #shirahama always showing the nuance and hypocrisy and that not everything can just be good vs evil and black and white! mwah!

[jeongin-lvr]

need more on service top jeongin because this drove me insane, you’re such a good writer OMFG😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

thinking abt jeongin who wants to dom after all ur teasing but gets too overwhelmed by the feeling of your cunt and needs you to guide him :(

OMG STOP THANK YEW 😭😭🙏🏻 GENUINELY LOVE U OMG UR AN AMAZING WRITER TOO I SERIOUSLY CANT WAIT TO READ MORE OF UR STUFF 🤞

Omg…. Jeongin who spent all day tolerating your cute attitude and teasing because, well, you get to do whatever to him! He tolerates it al because it means you’ll be so so so good for him later! At least that’s what he thinks 🤭

Well, now it’s later and the two of you are breathless in bed; what felt like hours of Jeongin’s mouth on your clit and knuckles in your pussy, cum drenching his chin and his cock straining in his pants! It hurt and you knew it, you could tell by the way he rutted his hips against the bed… so when you finally begged for him to just put it in already he’s giddy. He’s thinking he’s gonna use you so good for however long he wants because he feels so intensely right now and all he wants is to feel you wrapped around him! But, oh, when he finally sinks into you he’s panting like a dog and his eyes are fluttering shut. Mewls the sound of desperate whines leave his mouth and no sooner than a minute passes before he’s fucking you quick and fast— only to push himself past his limits and fill your pretty hole with his seed, moaning with little care. But he doesn’t stop until you’ve cum just as hard as he did, despite the overbearing stimulation and slight pain running through his body!!!

might have to write a full fic like this……..😧

#mooties ! #SERIOUSLY DEBATING IF I SHOULD. #god ur mind is so brilliant for this mwah #jeongin smut #skz smut #stray kids smut

[angele-darliing]

Two monster losers

Idk if I want this ship art or not up to you

#my art #doodle #fanart #power rangers #toku #power rangers villains #tokusatsu #power rangers dino charge #wrench #fury #power rangers fanart #hazbin #hazbin hotel #like I doubt these two are singers or if they will be a duet #dino charge #prdc #like seriously that song is just mwah 💋 #I’m also actually getting a hand on there style

[triona-tribblescore]

HI TRIONA, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIIII KREDENA!!! :DDDDD OMG HOW R UUU??? THRIVING HOPEFULLY uvu

I drew a little doodle of Ink for you cause all of the Undertale stuff your rbing is bringing back so much nostalgia :') THANK YOU :D

just for fun, I shall humiliate myself and put my first ink drawing from 2018 under the read more uvu'''''

SHEILD THE CHILDREN'S EYES-

#lmao #BUT AHHH #I HOPE UR DOING SO WELL!! #Seriously. seeing all the undertale stuff makes me so happy #wish the fandom wasnt so bad back then #it seems pretty chill now which is super nice :') #sending you SO many fluffy hugs and love!!!! #MWAH!!! #<3 #moots #asks #tribbletalks #tribbleart #ink sans #undertale au

[majorpatheticcas]

Them <3

Tac belongs to: @didderd

Cas belongs to Tac

(I apologize for all the tagging but this guy is too precious to be ignored especially when I'm gonna be absent for a few weeks cuz of school lol😭🤍)

#my mind is a mess #seriously #And this guy is taking up more than half of my mind #his so #freaking #AHHHHH #mwah <3 #insert self x sans #tac sans #sans au #tac #sans #random

[bakubunny]

shitpost: crackfic d/s/s threesome smut idea???

cw: self indulgent daddy!kiri bs. dropping this then running away 🫣

ok but like daddy!kiri x switch!sero x pet!reader (bunny? puppy? kitten? idk) has me drooling, foaming at the mouth you damn heathens. what have you done to me??

also food 4 thought:

daddy!kiri x switch/sub!reader x pup!denki

wolf!kiri x pup!sero x bunny/kitten!reader

daddy!kiri shoving ur head down onto sero’s cock while he fucks u stupid

(sorry not sorry)

@dcsiremc @neon-gothicc

#don’t look at me #I expect no one to take this seriously #also fr #ilysm <3 #mwah #rot my lil brain 2 pieces with all ur fun things #cute moots #shitpost #bunny talks

[girlreigen]

HUH?????????? D: THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

#i SO THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK STUPID #bUT NOOOOO #I LOVE H IM O LOVE HIM SOO SOOOOOOOO MUCH MWAH MWAH MWAH #reigen arataka #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #LIKE SERIOUSLY AWOOOGA

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

Ep. Eleven Outtakes!

I am severely upset with myself for not being able to work these two into the main post because they, imo, are even more cinematic and gorgeous!! But Suraj’s face in that last shot was just… heavenly.

@gothoffspring look @ our boys havin’ a lil shoujo moment like 🥹

[ 🌹 ]

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #|| #KISS KISS FALL IN LO— (gunshot) #seriously ugh sakura petals make everything better dont tell me they dont bloom in autumn just shhh #shhhh #ugh these two have such gorgeous shots this is just… mwah #look at DANIEL JOSEPH TAYLOR II HERE MAN DAMN #i am so weak for him in that brown leather ugh #he and suraj are so interesting like - when i say they make each other nervous i mean like #they both feel incredibly hyperaware of themselves around the other #suraj talks a lot but it sometimes feels like nervous air-filling (the same way he #hedged in their beginning conversations and hence the reason #daniel asked him to ease up on himself @ their rose ceremony) #but daniel definitely still found himself staring at and smiling at suraj all damn day omg #suraj was definitely Into Him and their attraction to each other can’t be denied #but i’m intrigued to see where it will go 👀 #sorry my level of depth of analysis has been all over the place #i admit i’m scared to get too excited re: daithi bc you all know i love laur fhdhdh and fabian too so like #lori is my wife yes but ive just been like #typing tags while maintaining convo with my fiance abt some ww2 spyplane at the same time and its just VERY EXHAUSTING fjdjfj #i love u all 🙏🥰

[captainlaurence]

Almost midnight here and I had the realization that I only actively joined the Temeraire fandom this year. It’s been fantastic and I’ve loved every second.

Here’s to 2024 with all of you ❤️🐉

#temeraire #seriously you’re all the best #feeling sappy #mwah #😘

[wifiwuxians]

Even with the perfected flow of his movements, Xue Yang's sharp smile detracts from his portrayal of Xiao Xingchen, but he just can't help himself. He lifts Song Lan's arm and twirls himself under it, his robes fanning out and lightly brushing against the other.

Song Lan initiates the second twirl, and holds out his other arm when it looks like Xue Yang might lose his balance.

He doesn't, and simply laughs joyfully as he rights himself.

your hands and mine, a fic about xue yang and song lan's time alone in yi city; the least silly fic i’ve written. introspective and uncomfortable, i really love how it turned out. if you like angst pertaining to either of these two, this is the fic for you! read the tags, though!

#xue yang #song lan #yi city #mdzs #mdzs fic #my fic #xiao xingchen haunts the narrative as per usual #i don't see many fics if any exploring those years these two spent alone together SO here is my take #seriously read the tags though before diving in jic #and if you liked it tell your friends etc #mwah #and don't be fooled by the cutesy drawing >:3 #xy&sl

[kaitaiga]

I’ve been receiving a lot of gifts lately and I just wanted to take the time to say a big thank you 🙏

I hope you know every time I receive literally anything from any of you guys, it goes straight into a folder on my PC and my phone to look at frequently and/or whenever I don’t feel the best. I cherish them all A LOT and they make me so so happy ❤️

Love you guys 🐻❤️

#I love my moots and my pookies #mwah mwah #seriously thank you sm #I get so happy when people say they enjoy my ocs and then create stuff on them #LIKE WOOOOOOOW??? #My phone lock screen is literally Damien drawn by Sleepy hahahaha I love it so much #I had some framed before too 😭😭 #kaitaiga’s thoughts

[darby-rowe]

yeah, this is the @darby-rowe x @theballadofsnakesandswans fic 🫶

18+ | nsfw | mdni

cw f/f, NOT x reader, sub!snow, dom!dally, jealous!dally, car sex, fingering, slut-shaming, degradation, slapping, orgasm denial, dacryphilia

notes happy birthday to ME! this will be the only non x reader fic on my blog.

“so you’re just gonna let all those men ogle at you and expect me not to get angry?”

the words spat from dally’s mouth with jealous venom as the fingers of her right hand furiously fucked into snow’s weeping cunt. the lewd, squelching noises were confined in the small backseat of the mazda, combined with the choked whines struggling to escape snow’s throat.

snow was already such a pretty mess: panties removed, leaving her in just her miniskirt, thigh highs, and her shirt that was just a smidge too tight around her tits. she kept looking up at dally with her soft, teary eyes and her mouth kept opening to object, to say anything. but the more snow squirmed around dally’s unforgiving fingers, the tighter her grip became around her throat.

“such a… little fucking slut,” dally growled through gritted teeth, barely breaking a sweat despite the amount of energy she was exerting piston-fucking her fingers. “always prancing around in those skirts, batting your eyelashes at strangers on the street while sucking on those god-forsaken lollipops,”

dally looked straight into snow’s wet eyes, biting back a smirk as snow attempted once more to speak up. “what’s that?” dally asked, mockingly. she temporarily removed her hand from her throat to land a loud smack! across snow’s face, earning a delicious yelp from the smaller woman.

“sluts don’t get to speak,” dally continued, grabbing snow’s jaw and forcing her to look at her. “they just get their pretty little pussies tortured, yeah?”

three more loud slaps across snow’s face — impacts hard enough to leave large handprints across her cheek.

“fuck, there we go,” dally purred as she watched dark streaks of snow’s eyeliner begin to fall with her tears. and dally’s pussy throbbed at the sight, wanting more than anything to clench her thighs together to at least provide her some friction. “stupid fucking whore gonna cry now? you were being such a brat earlier and now you’re crying like a pathetic little girl. probably already know i’m not gonna let you cum until we get home,”

and the sweet sound of snow’s whimpering filled dally’s ears as she abruptly removed her fingers from snow’s swollen pussy. before snow could try to protest, her mouth was already being filled with slick digits.

dally watched for a moment as snow’s demeanor seemingly calmed down as she sucked on her fingers, feeling her arousal grow and grow as she continued to watch.

“there, there…” dally cooed in a near comforting way. “just suck on my fingers, baby. but i am far from done with you,”

#♡; dally writes! #divider by plutism #told y’all not to take this fic seriously #wtf do i even tag this #anyways #told snow i was gonna write a fic about us #and then i DID #bc im such a great friend #love u snookums 🩷 MWAH

[whydoilovesomanyvillains]

The best c!dream fan song out here is Oblivion by halfy and winks the way I ate that shit up when it first came out and completely based my opinions on c!dream because of this song dear god its so good

#dream smp #mcyt #c!dream #halfy and winks #oblivion #seriously go listen to it again #theres even an acoustic version #just the lines about how they built the community house only for it to now be in ruin #MWAH #ITS SO GOOD #dreblr

[rookiestars]

*sidney crosby voice* i want that twink obliterated

#don’t take this too seriously mwah #sidney crosby #trevor zegras #penguins #ducks