#she made popcorn

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: What the hell was that!?

Peter: A calculated risk!

Tony: you shot me!

Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!

Tony: it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you pull the trigger an arrow will be fired at whoever is at the end of the bow!

Peter: It's a HARPOON

#Honestly Tony #you'd think he could recognise the difference between a bow and a harpoon #Clint was not happy #in fact this lead him to creating a 27 slide power point presentation on bows and harpoons and their differences #he presented it while Tony was in med bay #Tony wasnt amused #nat was #she made popcorn #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #mcu #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker

[knightobreath]

i changed my popcorn design a bit ! i have no idea how to design outfits/clothes in general and just put a variant of the showvember "logo" on her shirt

#i made her fatter and awesomer. #i also think she would be on t #osc #showvember #popcorn showvember #knightdraws

[dovahkiining]

she's so silly. so delightful. mischievous little expression I understand rand on such a primal level because that's literally my little sister I need to call her a nerd and ruffle her hair

#shes eevilll shes just a shellll shes the hiivveee now blah blah blah #thats my little sister...? im putting on her favorite movie right now? we made popcorn #shes literally working on her english homework in the kitchen rn and im giving her the wrong answers on purpose #jrwi #spiff rambles #rachel rand you are so so so incredibly perfect to me youve done nothing wrong in ypur life. ever #the killings? on everyone else

[nctjpeg]

so….. “see myself in a documentary” was an item on my bucket list that i didn’t know i had but can now be crossed off…….

#lizzy's personal posts #they made a documentary about that goth club i go to #and towards the very end of the movie when they film a night at the current venue #there are shots of me not only in the crowd but full on solo shots of me dancing #and to be honest i knew there was a non zero chance i’d be in the film #i remember seeing a camera guy film me do my thing #but this was in 2021 and i was not nearly as established in the scene and i was in an awful friend group…. #where i felt overshadowed ALL THE TIME and i just assumed they’d use other footage #bc i know how filmmaking works and not everything shot gets used. hell MOST doesn’t get used #but there i was…. on the big screen @ the premiere…. MULTIPLE TIMES #when i saw they included the footage i started bawling (happily) like a baby #it feels very ‘full circle’ moment to sit in a movie theater eating popcorn and then suddenly there’s you from 3 years ago #like. me! when i was in my ‘loser era!’ and she got put in a movie! #CORRECTION: they filmed almost 2 years ago. not 3 haha. still it feels like a whole lifetime has passed

[andi-o-geyser]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN

ANNA’S BACK, TELL A FRIEND

#you would not even believe how long i spent on this meme lmao #dumbest way ive ever spent a friday night #dr anna ripley my detested <3 #i both love and hate that shes showing up more and has a more central role as an antagonist in the conclave arc #because narratively its fantastic #but for me in particular it makes me want to commit war crimes #which is not at all a con #i want :) to fucking shank her :)) #i've made this joke already but this is version 2.0: new and improved #if it aint broke dont fix it #this joke appeals to my humour specifically and thats all i need to make it #who needs sleep and social interaction when you can sit in your pyjamas with popcorn making memes! #also the amount of time i spent on this isnt even funny lmao #anna ripley #critical role #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #the legend of vox machina spoilers #legend of vox machina #vox machina #lovm #lovm spoilers #tlovm s2 #cr1 #andis thought geyser

[echothelover]

There were three stages to my development as a Juri fan.

Stage one, you are 100% pro Juri and too emotionally close to the conflict, and thus it hurts when Shiori does anything. Wtf was Ruka's part of the story even about.

Stage two, you relate to Juri just a liiiitttle too much. And you become a Shiori apologist. Shiori may be mean but she's not THAT bad. I mean, Juri is pretty cold to her too. Surely there's a REASON Juri liked her in the first place. Also Ruka GET AWAY FROM THEM.

Stage three, you are now a fan of both Juri and Shiori but please please please stay away from each other til you've both got years worth of shit figured out. Shaking Juri by the shoulders- i get it, i understand, but GET OVER IT. Cheering loudly at the scene where the locket is cut off. Appreciating Ruka's narrative for shaking them out of their patterns (but still hating him so so much and laughing when he dies offscreen). Get therapy please girls. And then, if after lots of self reflection and improvement you still love each other, THEN... you should keep going to therapy but also add couple's therapy into the mix.

#xander's personal rambles #rgu #first watch through: 'shes just like me fr (ouch ouch ouch /pos)' #subsequent watch throughs 'shes just like me fr (/derogatory /affectionate)' #looked at her character flaws. went haha i do that. #then started throwing popcorn at the screen like 'boo we worked this out in therapy already! get over her!' #and while you're at it get over your awful self perception and recognize there's nothing wrong w/ you! #(well. there are many many things wrong with you. but not what you THINK is wrong with you. that part's fine) #this whole post can be summed up as: #stage 1. relate to juri DONT ship jiori #stage 2. relate to juri. ship jiori #stage 3. relate to juri. think both juri and shiori need to move on. still kinda ship jiori but dont think its the best outcome for them #(i think the best outcome for is they dont see eachother for a long time. both get different girlfriends. and then meet again. #and just. see each other. and acknowledge that they both made it through. and admit how much their relationship consumed both of them. #and then part on good terms again.)

[sweetestpopcorn]

Rhaenyra hadn't even half recovered from Visenya's and Luke's death, then Arryk's assasination attempt happened, then she lost Jace... It's a miracle she could even WALK given everything she suffered. People calling her a bad queen when this woman did not even had a chance to rule properly. Seriously, what the hell was Grrm's problem with her? He enjoys torturing Targaryen women so much it's actually disgusting.

Louder for the people in the back! Especially the "intellectuals"!

#rhaenyra targaryen #canon rhaenyra targaryen #the rogue prince #the princess and the queen #fire and blood #she never had a chance to rule properly #THANK YOU #I have made this point countless times but somehow it seems certain people can't wrap their minds around it #especially the men of course #valyrianscrolls #popcorn answers

[the-skaia-collective]

:33 < kismewsis popcorn :33c

#==> nepurrta (she/it/they) #:33 < i made my kismesis into popcorn /j

[turnallthemirrors]

please tell me yall aren't legitimately excited for an eras tour popcorn bucket

#im sorry but after she put rep tour on netflix... releasing eras movie in theaters feels like such a blatant cash grab #she has already made millions off this tour. she knows the scarcity of the tickets to tour will boost movie sales #shes charging 15 dollars for a popcorn bucket with her face on it. please be serious #sydposting

[foe-of-fate]

I have so many fun facts about myself that aren’t really fun. They’re just like… mediocre. So I’d never bring them up when someone asks me for a fun fact, and they are too short to really be entertaining stories, so I just have a books worth of little events in my life that are only somewhat intriguing but they compose who I am. And I think everyone is like that to a degree. We’re all little stories that we don’t think are worth telling. Not because we don’t want to, but because we don’t think don’t think they’re worthy of being heard.

#no clue what to tag this #random thoughts with rowan #existentialism #random thoughts #so anyway have a few of these little tid bits about me #a stranger #as a child I cursed when I cut the tip of my finger off and my first priority was apologizing for cursing #I once pretended to be interested in the Navy and made an appointment with a recruitment officer just so I could take his mug ☕️ #I’ve had to pull tarantula fangs out of one of my coworkers #I once told a teacher that they couldn’t call my mom on me because she was in prison #I learned how to juggle because I thought it was imprsssive and then stopped practicing once I leaned that people thought it was lame #I had a bird named Devil who I only owned for two days before returning to the pet store after he attacked my mom #I set a bag of popcorn on fire by accident and the first thing I did was grab it with my hands #during my freshman year of high school I collected chapstick because I thought my future girlfriend would want to have options… #cont. and I never once wore any of the 60+ chapsticks of mine while kissing someone #instead of selling lemonade I used to sell painted rocks on a street corner #during a group project I forgot how to pronounce Ohio #In elementary school I told the lunch ladies I was allergic to wheat because I hated whole wheat and now I actually am #I know most of the lyrics to the songs from The Greatest Showman but have never seen it #as a child I thought plums were a made up fruit #I planned on joining the military out of spite against people telling me I would not have enjoyed it #I flooded a classroom and got doused by a chem shower on my second day as a lab assistant #and uhhh there’s more but have this for now #fun facts

[superdupersketcher-booper]

“Who’s you’re favorite Character.”

I do NOT pick favorites, my good sir!…

but this one.

This one makes me smile, damn it-

#Trolls #trolls Poppy #Trolls Popsqueak #WHY IS SHE SO CUTE❤️ #Popcorn my beloved #Poppyseed #Popsicle #Poptart~ #Popfart #Popsocket #i can go on #I made a list of nicknames- #I wanna hug her SO MUCH #Ok FINE #I’ll admit it: #💖She’s 1/2 of my favorite💙

[andr0medafallen]

My friend: Don't snort that chili powder!! You'll get a bloody nose!

Me: I'll be fine. *snorts the chili powder and gets a bloody nose*

#in my defense there is nothing better to do in Idaho #also it's cause she said that inhaling the scent of this spicy microwave popcorn was like snorting chili powder #and i just tested that hypothesis using the scientific process #honestly the microwave popcorn made me cough more #but the chili powder did give me a bloody nose so there is that

[writings-of-a-confused-girl]

Movie Theater Popcorn

(Yes it’s based off of that one tik tok sound, and I say tik tok sound bc I don’t know where the sound is from as in who’s speaking)

Nya: Alright important question for our relationship. When you go to the movie theater, do you ask for extra butter, or regualr butter, or no butter?

Jay, excitedly: I put skittles - not skittles - M&Ms with the popcorn!

Nya: Mm alright, I’m gonna remove Jay from this call. 

Jay: Hold on, Nya, ple-

...

Zane, Cole, and Kia: [laughing]

Cole: You didn’t give mans the chance to explain himself!

Zane and Kai: [still lauging]

Cole: At my movie theater when you get your popcorn, there’s like a thing on the side where you can add your own butter.

Kai: Bro! My movie theater took that away!

Zane: I wonder why?

Nya: Yeah, they were like ‘Oh, here comes Kai again!’

[Everyone laughs] 

#I'm at like season 3 or 4 #whenever cole and jay are fighting over nya and she can't choose between them #i orignally had this be a conversation between the og 4 but thought adding nya would be funnier #besides it made sense for her to be asking about adding butter to the popcorn since she and kai couldnt do it themselves at their theater #and then of course she gets to mock her brother at the end #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai #nya #jay #cole #zane #ninjago kai #ninjago nya #ninjago cole #ninjago jay #ninjago zane #oh i also changed a few words to make it fit obvisouly

[fstbmp-a]

Never forget she stopped an entire on the loose train with a single hammer strike. Sonic definitely softened it up but it was still running when she smashed it. Along with. Every other strength and durability feat she has.

Girl is a walking tank.

#my kingdom ;; ooc #popping like popcorn ;; amy #feel the sunshine ;; dash comm #that on top of me changing rosalin to an alt outfit has just #made her look so terrifying and deservedly so but then #but then you interact with her for .5 seconds and she's a ray of sunshine

[shshshshshowrunner]

Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.

...

I ran out of tags. Most of this post is in the tags and I ran out of tags. Apparently the limit is 30. Worst part is I wasn't done.

#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind. #unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût #mes dieux they look good. #im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar. #okay i am tempted. #but #no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me #that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself #goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste. #i need to work on that i know i do. but #hm #and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to. #i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does. #I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator. #so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena #i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently. #um. hm. #would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over #he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste) #hm. #then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling #'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW' #yeah that would bother him #and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are. #fuck. #i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake #not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think #gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it. #and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE #AS they deserve

[corruptedsilence]

charlie and lucifer: publicly fighting the hotel: probably going to be repossessed 

Missi:

#The Abyss Screams Back // DC #Out for a Bite // OOC #Screams from the Abyss // MT #;; missi is sitting back watching the show #;; shes enjoying the drama of it all #;; grabbing some popcorn and just watching from her comfy place with the sins shes made friends with