#she yelled wtf and hit rewind

[naoa-ao3]

My friend never understood my love of Gambit until she saw him in that crop top in X-Men '97. It was like an explosion had just taken place behind her eyeballs. She looked at me and in the most serious voice went: "No, listen I fucking get it. I fucking get it now." This is what solidarity is all about.

#gambit #this is all i ever wanted #i love this show #so much already #xmen #x men #x men 97 #remy lebeau #she yelled wtf and hit rewind #i think stranger things really opened her eyes to #slutty 80s/90s mens fashion #too bad her husband only wants to dress like its 1600

[petalboundtovanish]

Wtf was the nightmare i just had. It will be disturbing so have caution while reading it

This famous actor turned out to be my cousin's husband. They had a daughter and we were at a birthday party. But the dance number he did with her was super inappropriate and sexual. So i interrupt the show to yell at him for being insane for organizing something like that. But he was really confused. Everyone was. He told me that we should have a nice calm conversation so he can see what he did wrong. No one could see what was so wrong. My entire family started coming up to me and asking me if i was okay. Suddenly, i started getting a really bad headache, so i thought that maybe there was something wrong with me. I went to my weird grandma's room who records everything with a vintage camera (she doesn't exist in real life). And this is where it gets weird.

I suddenly remember that im actually watching a horror movie by this really famous female director and that a scary part is about to start. Meanwhile, i and the protagonist of the movie are rewinding the tape to see what really happened. But strange things are appearing as im watching it. The tape becomes really scary, and i back away from the lens in fear. But as i do, im transported to an alternate reality. I am lying down in bed, and three masked people with screwdrivers are sitting and watching me. I can see behind their white masks that they are grinning. Then, i see a youtube analysis of this part. He's saying that im about to do everything in the wrong order. Instead of checking the masked people and figuring out their deal, i will start running down the stairs, and they will kill me. As soon as the video ends, i can see myself doing exactly that, and im no longer in control of my body, despite trying to save myself because i now also know im about to die. The masked people start the chase. They beat me when they come near me and eventually manage to break my legs. But im still not giving up. I try to escape down the stairs, and as i do, i start falling down the stairs and hitting my head. There is no pain, but i can hear a really horrible banging noise and it scares me Then, im split between two worlds. I can see myself in my reality falling down the stairs, and the injuries coincide with everything that's happening in the other world. The split between worlds ends when i reach the bottom of the stairs, unable to move and dying from the injuries. The stairs were a portal back to my reality, but it was too late. Then, i am no longer myself. I am a daughter, watching my mother fall down and quickly die.

I grew up, and I am pregnant and carrying some laundry when i think of what happened with my mother, and also fall due to shock. I somehow fall into the washing machine and get grievously injured. Then, i am her husband, coming to her because i heard a commotion. When i see her at the stairs/washing machine (they're the same place somehow), i start running, but slip on the vomit from my wife. I pass out for a while, and when i wake up, i see more of that strange mix of vomit and blood, but it is all lumpy and gray. I somehow get up and check the washing machine to see if my family is alright. The door is open. I look inside and see toys, and on top of them, a placenta and more grey blood. I am horrified and thinking that im about to find both my wife and my baby dead. I start digging through the toys, and as i do, im no longer the husband. I am now watching him via the movie. I see a rabbit fall down and then a bunch of gore falling around it. It's finally red. I think it's a beautiful and respectful way to show a baby dying.

I wake up as the wife. I look at my husband and already know what he is about to tell me. I briefly see my real self looking at a wikipedia page about the movie, explaining the plot. Its an intersection of 8 unrelated stories about strange events and the powers that are based around their worlds. But as we watch the movie, we will see how related they actually are. Im scared and dont want to watch the movie anymore, but i have to. I am back to the wife, and my husband is surprised to see me so calm. How did i know i would survive? I smile, and tell him its because my son gave me his eyes and with them his gift. I can tell im about to be forced into another flashback. But i dont see the washing machine incident. I see the wife, and i am her, as the son's gift is slowly driving me insane. I can really know the future, but i also think everything is apples. There is horrible music that makes me unable to think as i look at my arms, and the only thought that manages to escape is how delicious they look. I am recoiling at myself in disgust, and as i do, i finally WAKE UP!!!

I was about to fall asleep again, but I knew that i couldn't do that since i have issues with my nightmares simply continuing when i do that. So, I've been typing this up for the past 30 minutes. I feel a little better now, but im still disturbed. I hope writing this down makes me not dream this stuff again. If anyone actually read this far, i apologise for the grammar mistakes.

#why is everyone falling down the stairs #this is kinda funny reading it again but i can promise you i was scared for my life in this dream lol #petals nightmare chronicles

[howtotrainyouragents]

Things I Noticed in the Hamilton Film

Soooo, I was supposed to have posted this last year when the film first dropped, and I forgot...

Anywayyyy, things that were new, from the album, or was obvious to everyone but me. This is literally just me listing details I loved for my own keepsake later on

I hope this film’s success (and the play’s hopeful continued success on stage), shows that Broadway plays can and should be filmed for everyone 

Lin Manuel Miranda is a brilliant writer, scriptwriter, musician, rapper, singer, and a genuinely lovely person, but I think my favorite part about him is his acting. He has such a pure naturalness and sincerity in his acting. He nails microexpressions/gestures and sometimes I forget that he’s acting

E.g., Lin’s devastation after Washington kicks him out 

There’s some songs I wondered what their purpose was, but watching it I understood. For example, Story of Tonight sets up the purpose of the revolution. Like, My Shot is Hamilton’s ‘I want’ song, but Story of Tonight is all of the revolutionaries ‘I want’ song, and that’s why it comes up again for Laurens and Hamilton at their ends

Samuel Seabury’s acting was gold

In Right Hand Man the way the backup stage/cast lights up as they sing ‘not throwing away my shot” and Hamilton agrees to work for Washington

The fact that Helpless ends with “You’ll be a new man” because Hamilton is still so obsessed with his own ascendency  

HOLY FUCK RENEE ELISE GOLDSBERRY

They way they start Satisfied, it’s like Angelica doesn’t know the true extent of her devastation until she gives her toast and says “satisfied”. Like, she knows what she’s done but she’s still thinks this is fine and this is for the best, and it’s not until this moment that the weight of it fully hits her. By the end of it, it’s like she’s barely holding it together for this toast

Towards the end of the song, Eliza kisses her cheek and Renee���s expression is like she’s about fall apart in that very moment from the sheer overwhelming joy and pain

So in Helpless when their talking about letters, Peggy does a cute random shimmy while handing Eliza the letter. But then in Satisfied we see that she’s doing the shimmy to the beat of Satisfied, meaning that she knows how Angelica feels and knows about the love triangle 

I’m trying really hard not to scream about the rewind of all the dance and action in Satisfaction but please know I am internally screaming about this forever. 

Almost forgot, Burr and Hamilton were friends at one point. Burr shows up for his wedding to wish him well :(

I wasn’t gonna scream that much here, but LESLIE ODOM JR. 

Leslie’s smile- amused and scoffing disbelief- when singing about Hamilton in Wait for it

Speaking of Wait for it, the way the whole cast is waiting on stage and the balconies as Burr sings. and the way the dancers shift to Hamilton’s direction when Burr talks about him 

Also the lighting creates boxes on the stages, like Burr is trapped. But then this reappears in Your Obedient Servant 

I never knew the lyrics were “This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits” and not “’tween corps” in Ten Duel Commandments...makes more sense

I think there’s 10 people in that line up in Ten Commandments 

The way Stay Alive conflicts Hamilton’s precious notions of sacrifice, and forces him to shift his focus from dying to legacy

The mimic of the bullet in Stay Alive 

The way that Eliza is also so excited about the war and the scholars in The Schuyler Sisters and that excitement goes away after she has the actual risk of losing someone she loves because of the war 

Who’s the choreographer because DAMN (btw it’s Andy Blankenbuehler) 

Also the dancers lifting up other dancers for whole bars? Incredible

The way women are interwoven into the story of the war, singing the chorus and setting the scene and rejoicing with the soldiers at the end 

The fucking red lighting in Yorktown. Also, the shot in the song’s pause is one of the best shots in musical history. 

The fact that ‘black and white soldiers wonder alike if this really means freedom’ ‘not yet’ is a commentary on slavery and the line is said by Washington 

The brilliant way What Comes Next undercuts the gravitas of Yorktown . 

Also, King George loses more and more of his costume and moves around more as the show goes on. Also, blue lighting with “I’m feeling blue” hahaha

Lafayette and Hercules getting the same letter about Laurens + Hamilton’s sobbing. And Laurens’ singing ‘there will be more of us’, referring to the future generations who will fight and win abolition. 

Nonstop: 

Burr’s disgust while Hamilton rants. Hamilton’s pouting then childish glee at the beginning 

Burr stays at the bottom of the staircase after Hamilton climbs it. Also, Jefferson descends the staircase after Hamilton ascends it, indicating their statuses

The refrain of “How does a....” shows up in Nonstop as Burr’s “How do you write...” (other characters sing their own personal refrains but Burr sings this), and it’s like this ongoing, jealous, incredulous questioning of how Hamilton became so successful, and part of the answer of how he did it is that he doesn’t stop writing and working.

Regardless of which sister he ended up with, love was never gonna be enough for Hamilton

The way Daveed Diggs jumps and dances and dives across the stage in just about every song he’s in. The man truly deserved the Emmy 

Jefferson’s being surrounded by his slaves because he sucks 

Hamilton’s costume goes from white --> brown-->blue-->green-->black and someone with more color scheme expertise needs to dissect this for me please

The fact that even Burr peaces out when it comes to the affair, like, nope, this is too messed up even for me

An in-universe explanation as to why the Ten Duel Commandments and Phillip’s count is the same is that Hamilton’s killing (metaphorically and literally) in order to stay alive is a part of their family’s DNA.

Anthony Ramos is phenomenal at playing 9 years old then having to switch to 19

The fact that Phillip was probably so determined to defend his father is that this is after the Reynolds Pamphlet and everyone was humiliating and scorning Hamilton

The Room Where it Happened

Hamilton is like an apparation to him, and Burr is both scared and begging the ghost to reveal the truth

The fact that this song is a plot song and a ‘i want’ song and a villain song all at once. Also, the song picks up speed to signal the shift from historical recounting to ‘i want’ song

They replay the beginning where Jefferson/Madison call for Hamilton

Jefferson being the one to ask “Don’t you remember Lafayette”, and there’s like a slight change in his demeanor that’s more Lafayette then Jefferson 

Burr, Madison, and Jefferson discreetly talking to each other in Washington on Your Side representing their nefarious schedming. Also, Daveed Diggs keeps Jefferson’s limp even without the cane. Also Madison is angry at Hamiilton when he says “the bill of rights, which I wrote!” 

One Last Time: 

How perfectly the Bible verse reflects Washington’s opinion of legacy. The younger men are obsessed with preserving their own memories in history, but for Washington, his legacy would be that everyone would be safe and at peace. 

Washington’s practically crying at the end 

Hamilton asking Washington here to teach him how to say goodbye because Hamilton genuinely doesn’t know how: people left him before he could ever say goodbye 

We Know: Jefferson’s pure WTF face when he says “my God...”. In this reaidng, Burr definitely threatened him (I didn’t always intepret that way when listening). But Hamilton’s still an idiot. 

Hurricane: Once again, Lin’s facial expressions. The way the the chorus stands around and watches him. But also the freaking brilliant way that the dancers mimic the hurricane, and Burr and Maria are the only other people in the hurricane with Hamilton. But at the end, it’s just Hamilton and the desk 

Reynolds Pamphlet: The way Washington can’t even look at him, but Angelica gets in his face to yell at him. Also, Jefferson hands a pamphlet to the conductor 

This reading, Phillippa Soo sings Burn with so much rage and fury and that is pretty much my favorite part of this entire film

Hamilton’s face at “Alexander, did you know?”

The fact that Angelica narrates Uptown because it’s too intimate for Burr or anyone else to narrate. Eliza’s changing facial expressions as she slowly lets him in. The way Hamilton just completely breaks down and sobs

The Election of 1800: 

Jefferson shaking his head when Madison suggests Hamilton

Burr’s falseness is hilarious. He hands Hamilton a pamphlet. 

Jefferson’s look of resignation when Hamilton is making his decision, then starts dancing around when he’s won

The close-up of Burr’s face falling when he realizes who Hamilton has voted for 

The whole “runner-up becomes VP” thing made me think about if we could have had Hillary Clinton as VP, and I made myself sad. 

Your Obedient Servant: I always saw this song as a reflection of the custom, but I never fully appreciated how it reflects their relationship: their relationship has completely disintegrated, but their working to maintain this false appearance of friendship/civility that no longer has a place in their relationship. 

Also, Burr’s increasingly incensed and it does not help that Hamilton sends like a 12-page letter and the dancer even teases Burr

The guy who gives Hamilton Burr’s duel challenge plays Charles Lee. Karma 

The World Was Wide Enough

Burr’s POV then Hamilton’s POV, like this story has become less and less about Hamilton and he is no longer in control of who’s telling his story

The shot of Eliza walking away and in her wake, it’s Burr shooting 

Burr’s alone in the stage, finally realizing the world (aka the stage) was wide enough for the both of them, but it’s too late. Also, in part foreshadowing his own future: that he had the world before him regardless of Hamilton, but he was completely ruined after this duel

I definitely cried at ‘the orphanage’. Also I interpret the gasp at the end as her breaking fourth wall and seeing the audience and realizing that Hamilton’s legacy has continued even to today. 

#hamilton #i know it's cool to hate hamilton now #but i dont #so forgive me for putting this on your dash #agent report #agent h

[what-a-messsss]

1x10 rewatch

Ok, let’s get back to Walt Longmire: Disaster Boi of S1 and finish this season off with a...something.  Pleading look to the heavens, maybe?  

How do I keep forgetting that Lizzie is a thing, even after our decision to find her some nice Smitten Cowboy to be with?  Holy hell, but why are you still keeping your dead wife’s ashes in the kitchen?  At least you kept Lucian in your fucking truck.  In a coffee can.  What is with you and breakfast beverages??  We all know you need lots of therapy, but this seems like a kind of niche issue.

“Trust me, you don’t, uh, you don’t want that tea.”  Buddy.  

Poor Lizzie.  She really is so nice.  And he’s such a fucking disaster.  “You seem weird,” she says, in reaction to him going bug eyed from having to convince her not to drink his dead wife without her realizing that’s what he was doing.  Sweetie, you have no idea.  And she really does like him.  

This is.  So.  Gloriously awkward.  And Lizzie’s there in her bare feet.  And all we need is for Branch to show up and we’ll have a full house, and aaaaahahaha, Walt is so trying to freeze time with the power of his brain.  Staring off into the Not Here place with his mouth pressed just so...  Awwwww, suffer.

I had forgotten that Ferg was the one who actually did the body work on the Bronco!  Even did the paint work, because that old truck has never looked so good.  I know Omar loaned Walt his truck while the Bronco was “in the shop,” but I like that the writers gave Ferg the skills to do that.

“If anybody... has something they want to say, I suggest you think twice about it.”  We don’t need to say anything; we’re too busy laughing at you.

Oof, and then Lizzie hearing Martha’s voice still on the message greeting.  She’s really quite a good actress.  Lizzie isn’t a terribly subtle character generally, but she gives her these really fine microexpressions that give you occasional glimpses that there is more going on under the surface, and she’s not just an open book.  : (  Making me actually like her and feel bad, not just cringe when she comes on.  Dang iiiiiiiit.

Ok, that does NOT look like Sharpie.  I’m sorry, but that looks like a paint pen or lipstick more than it looks like a Shapie on the dead kid’s forehead.  Even if it were one of the jumbo Sharpies, they don’t write like that, they aren’t that colour on skin, and the thickness of the lines are all off.  Which is not really relevant, but it buuuuugs meeeee.  Pedantic little shit that I am.

Ope, Branch is basically past the angst about Walt not liking him and straight into just giving him nothing but attitude.  Which, while I can hardly blame anyone for giving Walt shit, does get old pretty fast.

Walt, you are So Bad at talking to people, even when it’s for the damn job!  Yeah, it’s fine to have Ferg fill Vic in, but at least acknowledge that she’s there, damn.  Honestly it would have been good for both Vic and Ferg for Walt to tell her to follow Ferg’s lead on this one.  He knows the case, the local history, the players, the situation, and probably more about archery than her, and she could stand to take the reminder that working 5 years in big city homicide still doesn’t make her the senior deputy and that she needs to be ok learning from even Ferg.  Shit, I keep finding more and more reasons to be annoyed at Walt.  Is he even really that good of a sheriff?  I’m shaking the ol’ Magic 8 Ball here, and signs point to frickin’ NO.  Ugh.

Five HUNDRED dollars says that he didn’t check with Mathias before going on the Rez for official police business again.  Jackass.

Can’t really blame Viho for being super bitter.  And Ayasha is so sweet.  This whole family dynamic is so well done.

Aw, Ferg is so excited about the gum wrapper.  “Still minty!”  How are you such a sparklebunny?  Bless.

Detective Falessssss.  His opening line is so great, but uuuuuuuhg, he’s as bad as Walt with his singlemindedness about the case.  

“Talk to Ruby.  She runs my life.”  She runs the department, bucko, and you’d be lost without her!  Lost, I say!  But you treat her like your personal social secretary, and that’s crap.

In Fales’ dubious defense, you were just super weird about that whole encounter.  

Omar!  You creepy little lecherous jackass.  Why am I still fond of you?  It’s really rather galling that I enjoy your character at all, but I doooo.  Thank gods he has the beard now; cleanshaven was just wigging me out.  “Vickie’s never shot before--”  “That is the second-to-last time you will ever call me that.”  And I chortle myself to distraction to the point that I have to rewind to catch the lines that I missed.  With her horrible plans when she gets drunk (I’m still cringing at that flashback of her with Travis) and her obvious thing for older men, I’m honestly kind of surprised she didn’t end up having a deeply regretted something with Omar at some point.  They do have good chemistry in an antagonistic way.  And he does so enjoy tugging her pigtails.  ...ew.  Why is my brain like this?  

“A little bit of practice, even a girl can make that shot.”  Aaaaaaand we’re back to kick him in the nuts.  Not that we ever really left there.  Such a butthead.

Boy oh boy, it sure is great the tone that all these shitty rich white people take saying “Indian.”

“That is what a normal person would do in your situation.”  Henryyyyyy, I love you so much.  Why can’t we spend more time with him in the early seasons?  Why are you drinking a Rainier?  Nooooo, please have better taste in beer than your boyfriend!  You have expensive tastes in bourbon, why can’t you have decent taste in beeeer?

Walt, what is the point of practicing darts when you are FIVE FEET from the board?  Seriously, you’re supposed to be like...  (a google later)  7 feet 9.25 inches away!  That’s...  That’s an oddly specific measurement.  Wtf.  No quickly apparent reason for that specific measure.  Resisting the pull of this particular rabbit hole to continue the ep.  

Aaaah, that’s right, this is still when Walt thinks that Henry may have killed the guy for him.  And BestDad Henry talked to Cady after the blow up about Branch, and he is a wonderful human being.  “It’s really none of your concern.”  Hoooooow dare you.  It is clearly a function of being bffs with that butthead that Henry just smiles (somewhat bitterly) at this instead of tripping him into the bar or shoving his head into the cigarette machine.  (Is that a cigarette machine?  Wtf is that thing with the yellow lit up portion towards the top? [14:05])  

“What a rich inner life you must lead.  From time to time, you should consider sharing some of it with the rest of us.”  The sass!  Swoon.  Henry.  Marry me.  

“I’ve got other problems.”  Buddy, you are other problems.

I wonder how many people/places Ruby just has on speed dial so that she can zoom through her list of “Where the hell is Walt now” to get in touch with him.

Aaaaand we’re back to Branch getting a bit big for his britches.  Whee.  Better fight about it like Big Boys.  Ffs.  “Go ahead.  Give me your best shot.”  ::Pat Benatar starts playing in the background::  Oh holy shit, I wish so damn much that I had any know-how about making vids.  I would be beyond amused by a spoofy hate vid of Walt and Branch being assholes to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”  Ooo, oo, or “Hit Me Baby One More Time!”  Aaaahahaha, these fucking losers and their fragile masculinity.  Get rekt.

Children.  Childreeeeen.  Stop it, or you can’t go to Timmy’s birthday party next week.

The irony of Vic being the one who is actually calling them on their shit and getting to do their damn jobs.  Well shit, they actually have a warrant this time.  Will wonders never cease.

Damn, Viho is smart.  Politically savy, pointing out the election coming up.  He’s got the wrong end of the stick this time, but the fact that he’s seen these angles and considered a bunch of things about the consequences already is telling about how smart he is.

Ruby is so pleased to see Henry.  She sounds tired (dealing with Walt and Branch and the sheer volume of bs that is accumulating in that office, no wonder) but still fond.  And the look she gives him.  I love her so much.  She puts up with so much.  And I love Henry continually calling Walt and the department on their shit and just being a dedicated activist for his community.

Fuck right off, Branch.  “Woah.  I know you’re Walt’s friend, Henry, but you don’t have any particular rights here.”  You are sliding into being a full on trashbag of a human being so fast, Brancheroo.  Reminding a young man of his rights and helping him avoid getting railroaded by your biased ass isn’t a bad thing, you rusty wingnut.

Ok, it might not be Glasses!Henry, but cowboy boots!Henry with the glow of righteousness upon him is also quite A Look.

Aaaaahahaha, for once Vic’s unholy yelling saves the day.  Being able to shout over a mass of raucous teens is usually reserved for teachers, camp counselors, and stage managers.  Looool and using detention as the threat.  And then jail.  Heeeh.

This is soooo weeeeeird: I’m starting to genuinely like Lizzie.  She just showed up and I remembered that it’s for dropping off that present, and then Vic is such a butt about it, and this poor lady is just trying to date a guy that she really likes and even gave him about 5 different outs that morning and he pointedly didn’t take any of them and dammit, Lizzie deserves better, too.  Fuck, Walt, you are such a disaster zone.  And Vic is a whole other disaster area that’s looking to, uhhhh, share a border.  Yike.

The present is definitely more Lizzie than it is Walt, with the wrapping and everything, but it’s still a sweet impulse.  AND THEN VIC, who told Walt how many times that he should call her?? gets all up in her business?  Poor Lizzie trying to figure out what the fuck this has to do with Vic or how it is even on the same planet as any of her business.  She does have some issues from her previous marriage, but she owns them.  And her BS meter is actually pretty finely tuned.  Sure picks up on Vic’s awkward boner for Walt in no time flat.  Not that it’s particularly well hidden, damn.

This kid is a rapist and a murderer and The Bad Guy, but at the same time, he is a high school kid, chances are he’s a minor, and Walt is talking to him alone in his office without any parent, much less a lawyer.  What the fuck.  

“Because Ayasha Roundstone told me so,” is a good line, solidly so.  And Walt’s all in The Righteous Hand of Justice mode or whatever, with the gravelly voice and standing over the kid, staring him down.  Effective.  (But where are that kid’s parents?)  Ah, that’s right, his dad is taking a shot at whatshisnoodle to make it look like he’s the killer.

Awww, Cady.  Honey, how long have you been waiting for you FailDad to show up?  Fuck.  Right.  This was how she found out that Martha was murdered.  He lies to her so much.  He manipulates her so much.  He passes all of this off on it being Martha’s wish, but he even acknowledges that Cady had a right to know and he chose not to tell her.  He denies Cady her own agency again and again.  He makes decisions for her without ever giving her a chance to choose for herself, and punishes her when she makes a choice that he doesn’t agree with.

It’s not “protecting” her from the pain.  “Protecting you from the pain,” is not a father’s job; it’s to teach their child how to manage it, help them live through it, and how to grow past it.  You’re damaging her.  Into the suuuuuuun, Walt!  Into the fucking SUN.

But fuuuuuuuuuuuck, her delivery of that same line, “Well, let me relieve you of that burden,” is sooo good.  You done fucked up, buster.  And you just keep fucking up.  I would say in new and exciting ways, but it’s generally in the SAME DAMN WAYS, dammit Walt.

This flashback is really difficult.  

They’re right about that technically being kidnapping, too.  Wyoming  § 6-2-201 specifically includes defining kidnapping as unlawfully confining another person, with the intent to “facilitate the commission of a felony; or Inflict bodily injury on or to terrorize the victim or another,” with unlawful confinement defined as “accomplished (i)  By force, threat or deception; or (ii)  Without the consent of a parent, guardian or other person responsible for the general supervision of an individual who is under the age of fourteen (14) or who is adjudicated incompetent.”  Meaning that not only could Walt charge Jake with the kidnapping of Rich, but also probably of Ayasha, since she was ruled an unreliable witness and would more than likely be legally considered a “mentally incompetent person” according to the states’ legal definitions.  

Not... that I have the Wyoming State Criminal Code downloaded on my computer.  >_> Certainly haven’t skimmed about 80% of it trying to figure out what charges would most make sense to be levied against Jacob at the end so that I don’t have to deal with him going in to a Federal prison on RICO charges.  <_<  Or what Cady probably should have been charged with after that mess with Tate and Catori.  Nnnnnnope.  Sure don’t, didn’t, haven’t. o_o

This is about the only time I can remember there being a legitimate reason for Walt not to have backup.  Since they’re off checking other locations.  Also, damn, that was some classic Old West quickdraw shit, Walt!  Noice!

“Why did you stop me?”  Because you have to testify, you little shit.  HE is not terribly bright.

Ooooooo, somehow I forgot that it was Branch who went to Jacob.  But that makes total sense; I can’t really see Jacob seeking Branch out, but once he walks himself into his office, Jacob will certainly play those new cards for all they’re worth.  Ooooooooo, and the Hotamétaneo’o headdress!  I’d forgotten about Branch seeing it, too!  Nice call back and foreshadowing to finish off S1!

“You will not find a chili cheeseburger of this caliber anywhere in Colorado.”  And now it’s 4:30 in the morning and I want a chili cheeseburger.  Thanks, babe.   Some daaaaaay, I will figure out which is my favourite Henry, but it is not this day, because godsdaaaaamn, the red checked shirt with that vessssst, is *chef kiss* a wonderful thing.   And the director knoooooows it = that pan down Henry’s back as he turns after saying, “I said nothing,” for noooo reason other than to have Henry’s ass on screen.  Seriously.  He says his line, it pans down, we get a primo shot of his jeans, and then it cuts away.  Solely a pan for Henry Butt.  Who directed this, and where do I send the fruit basket?  Dang, it was Nelson McCormick, and this was the only ep of Longmire he directed.  Huh.  In S1, there’s only one repeat director, who did eps 1, 3, and 7.  Interesting.

Focus, kid.  You are less than 3 minutes from the end and you’ve had it paused for over 5 minutes to wander around IMDb.  No wonder it takes you three flipping hours to watch one of these episodes.  What a mess, indeed.

“We all process grief in our own way.”  Buddy.  You have not processed.  You are a human <BUFFERING> screen.  You’re a walking loading symbol.  Walt, he gives you some basic vital statistics on the guy, but...  You haven’t even asked who it was.  Walt, you are so bad at this.  Fffffffff---  And there’s season 1.  lawd.

#Longmire #episode commentary #cady longmire #cassidy freeman #Walt #Henry Standing Bear #Branch is such a tool #Lizzie (Longmire) #How many tangents did I manage to go on this time? #Yikes

[sharethisgemwithme]

“Change Your Mind” instant reaction

As always, my first watch is without pausing or rewinding. The stopwatch for part one starts as close to "We..." as possible (assuming we get a standard intro). As this is a single episode, I'll pause the clock during commercial breaks and try to gather my thoughts, then post the whole thing in one block.

As the episode just aired, and this is quite lengthy, parts 2-4 are behind a cut. I’m gonna go through and re-proofread after posting.

0:00 - LET THE BATTLE OF HEART AND MIND BEGIN. I don't expect a standard episode title card, more likely something like they did for "Bismuth". 0:03 - WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY! 0:21 - OK, title card. And the litany of boarders. 0:34 - Wake up, Pink Lasagna. 0:44 - "Oh right, prison." Exactly what I would have sarcastically typed. 0:58 - Umm, where is she? 1:11 - You didn't send her to the zoo, did you? 1:24 - What the hell? 1:38 - That's a weird looking pebble. Even for the pebbles. 1:48 - Oh. Shit. flashback? 2:04 - She's gonna take away your pearl. That's gonna become White Pearl? 2:28 - Everything goes in circles. 2:39 - Another terrible nightmare. Enjoy eternity spent in prison. 2:55 - Yep. Everything goes in circles, alright. 3:06 - Connie, you are probably not gonna help the situation right now. 3:25 - Ok. "I'm sorry." 3:29 - Or not. 3:38 - Bunches of tears. 3:49 - This is not gonna make her any happier. 4:09 - It has warped him into thinking that fusion is okay. Which is not a bad thing. 4:32 - Oof. 4:46 - You did. A lot. Enough to make her run away and pretend she was gone forever. 5:04 - "This is why you left, isn't it?" Pretty much. 5:10 - I think we're about to get a song... 5:35 - I don't know we're ready to get you home. 5:45 - MEAL TIME. 6:08 - Good luck with that. 6:25 - Busted. 6:42 - "She prefers to be called Steven." Wow. Close enough. 7:06 - Diamond on diamond violence. 7:24 - This is a good distraction. 7:38 - That's a lot of shards in bubbles in the background there. 7:50 - I saw four gems there. 8:00 - They're not ready to reform yet! 8:08 - You've already done that. Yep, just like Blue just said. 8:20 - But Yellow can't admit that she's hurtng. 8:34 - Yellow trying to fuckin' kill Blue here. 8:59 - It's been only 100 something episodes since that hot dog line came up. I'm glad Yellow was like "WTF does that even mean?" 9:21 - You'd think these bridges would be a bit sturdier. 9:29 - "I'm not." 9:45 - RUN FOR IT. 9:58 - Makes sense. The harder the hit, the longer the recovery. 10:17 - Yeah, this isn't gonna work. 10:29 - Time for white to say her line from the promo. "You're not going anywhere." 10:35 - I mean that was kinda obvious, but... called it. 10:58 - White Pearl, you are freaky as all hell.

OK, so Steven and Connie have retrieved the physical gems, and have Blue and Yellow on their side, but 3 on 1 might not be enough for a fair fight.

11:00 - Start of Act 2. 11:15 - Go to your rooms. All three of you. 11:29 - Was that pun really necessary, Connie? 11:44 - And here comes Bismuth! 11:55 - They look like they're lying, even though we know they aren't. 12:14 - Boom, what a knockout. 12:22 - Bismuth's piloting one of them. 12:32 - I guess Peri's piloting the other one, if she's woken up. 12:45 - Damn, those are some fancy outfits 12:52 - Lapis... almost has a star. 13:00 - Good thing you fixed it. 13:20 - One of these days Steven will learn how to GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN. 13:45 - At least put the gems somewhere safe! 14:07 - And White won't admit it. 14:14 - Connie's motif. Always pretty. 14:25 - Remember when Dr. Maheswaren was used as a proxy for Yellow? 14:55 - She called him Steven! 15:08 - FORM VOLTRON! 15:20 - It's about time we found out why the diamond ships form a full body. 15:55 - Id on't know what they'd actually want to say, though. 16:02 - I took over a lot of worlds, and I don't get enough credit for that. 16:25 - So many geology puns there. 16:30 - I'm not sure that's the kind of conversation Steven was really looking for, though. 16:51 - Peridot's visor is too wonky IMO. 17:00 - Let us all into our head. That might be a bit too literal. 17:!2 - WHAT THE FUCK. 17:19 - WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. 17:28 - NOT OKAY. 17:36 - AGAIN, HOW ABOUT WE GET THE FUCK OUT AND REGROUP? 17:50 - Goddammit, Steven. I told you to put those somewhere safer than IN YOUR HANDS. Don't you have pockets?! 18:28 - What? That's a bit weird. 18:36 - Is that how he's gonna get the other ones back also?! 18:54 - "Owl be fine.” NICE. 19:04 - WE'RE REALLY DOING THIS!!! 19:15 - Whose voice is that? 19:28 - Luckily this chasm is fuckin' infinite. 19:59 - OH HELL YES WE DOING THIS ALRIGHT! 20:07 - Or maybe not just yet.

Holy shit all the new fusions and forms, fuck yeah everything. But we didn't even get a name or appearance for Steven + Garnet before they got stomped on by a diamond ship.

20:15 - Start of Act 3. 20:19 - So much for a chance to collect my thoughts first. 20:29 - "You better step off." "Chillax my dudes." 20:41 - Sunstone. Wow. 20:48 - I feel like I should be able to place this voice, but I can't. 21:12 - Fourth wall breaking. Just like on the bingo card. 21:25 - Bungacowa. That's Amethyst's line! 21:38 - What the hell is even happening now? 21:58 - That didn't work. 22:02 - Another wonky visor. 22:10 - Obsidian? 22:14 - OBSIDIAN! 22:20 - You might wanna hurry this dance up. 22:38 - Gonna look like the temple fusion? 22:58 - YEP. Even though I question the chronology of that. 23:11 - Huge is a relative term. 23:25 - Yeah, it's about time the B team started doing something down here. 23:49 - Peridot, shut up before you get smacked in the face again. 24:02 - Try to be a little more stable when you got a human holding on for dear life. 24:22 - Oof, they took a hit. 24:39 - Bismuth's suit is metal. That should be good enough. 24:48 - Fuckin' ow. 24:52 - Connie. Where's Connie? 24:58 - Whew. 25:05 - "I've got this." The hell you do, Connie. 25:19 - If you're Voltron, then why am I the one forming blazing sword? 25:40 - Gem script decoders, get to work. 25:59 - They fell apart. But now they've got a way in. 26:15 - Save Connie! 26:24 - Never mind, she's okay. 26:40 - Oh this is creepy as all fuck. All three of them with one voice. 27:07 - So why didn't White zap Steven or any of the true rebels? 27:39 - Amethyst is me. As usual. 27:51 - Why did I have to ask that? 28:02 - Yeah, and it's plenty, Amethyst. 28:11 - GET OUT OF THE WAY, DAMMIT. 28:24 - This is not going well. 28:32 - And now they're all devoid of color. 28:55 - That was a middle finger, just sayin'. 29:09 - Oh good we got the 360 degree head spin just for kicks. 29:35 - She's not often told that she's wrong. 29:47 - "Because you are also flawed."? 30:07 - That's a creepy laugh. On top of all the other creepy shit. 30:20 - Connie, be careful. 30:33 - The student faces the teacher. 30:58 - Please make it stop. 31:15 - You've gotta say something more than just "You're wrong." 31:28 - That picture did seem a bit weird. 31:53 - We know that he's part gem. That doesn't mean he's the same person. 32:15 - And one more commercial break? 32:30 - Oh don't you dare. 32:49 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WE ALWAYS WORRIED THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

"Three Gems", "Bubbled", and I'm sure one or two other episodes teased the idea of what would happen if Steven's gem was removed. Well we're about to find out, I guess. Shit.

33:00 - Start of Act 4. 33:05 - Oh wow, a two-part vision? 33:19 - This is freaky. 33:32 - Shit, I wasn't looking at all the forms. 33:45 - Yikes. 33:49 - No one's quite sure what to say. 33:59 - Are they gonna talk together? I guess not. 34:15 - That's some hardcore yelling from Pink Steven. 34:35 - Merge with him. Please. 34:42 - Fuck, Connie got strong. 34:52 - It's not a real thing. You can't zap him. 35:10 - Or something like that. 35:21 - Luckily he's got a 360 shield. 35:40 - What does this mean? 35:50 - Flesh Steven is in so much pain. 36:02 - 'Cause it's funny how much you suck. 36:19 - He's back! 36:40 - White is losing her shit. She's the one having the tantrum. 36:54 - Oh, her imperfections are showing. And now there's color in the world again! 37:13 - I don't think you're in control anymore. 37:25 - And where's the original Pink Pearl? 37:33 - Show us the original pink pearl. 37:39 - Read the room, guys. 37:55 - There she is! 38:02 - Still wondering what the deal is with her eye. 38:14 - OH FUCK, THAT'S WHY SHE SHINE SO BRIGHT, SO THAT NO ONE CAN SEE HER SHADING. 38:30 - We're all who we are. 38:38 - Why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are! 38:45 - You been doing a shit job of making everything better so far, White. 38:59 - And we're glad they left Greg behind. 39:12 - Sadie's singing Greg's greatest hit! 39:25 - IT'S BEACHAPALOOZA. 39:38 - Greg's gonna break into tears. And then some. 39:47 -- Ronaldo's face! 39:55 - PERFECT TIMING, LARS! 40:12 -Or maybe not, Rhodonite, but it's okay. 40:29 - Yeah, they know who the Diamonds are. 40:44 - You're kin with each other now. 40:55 - Oh god, Padparascha. 41:02 - "Lars isn't going to know what to say." Oh god, I laughed. 41:18 - How long has it been since we had a nice star wipe ending? 41:39 - I think that counts as a hot pink limousine. 41:56 - Ronaldo already pissing off Lars. 42:20 - We're healing everybody!!!! 42:42 - New verse for the "WATCG"! 43:02 - JASPER! 43:15 - Someone's gonna have to explain something to Jasper. 43:36 - So... where the hell do we go from here? 43:52 - Like, seriously. What in the hell can the next episode possibly be? 44:45 - Eh. I'm not sure how I feel about that last song. 45:00 - Movie promo! 45:10 - COMING THIS FALL.

And... we got the credits from "We Need to Talk" for some reason. Okay then. No credit notes tonight, I suppose.

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[hearteyes-for-killmonger]

American Horror Story

This is a Ryley fic. One for the household. @allhailnjadaka hope you like.

**Disclaimer. I had to do this when I wrote a fic for Bastion because I had messages saying it could be mistaken as rape and I don't write rape scenes, like wtf... So Ryley is a character created by @allhailnjadaka in a world created by @whoramilaje and in this world she is happily married to Erik who is her Dom as well as her husband. They have a whole history. They are in constant communication. Everything between them is consensual.

Ok. Continuing on..

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After popping two bags of popcorn and pouring it into a large bowl, Ryley was ready to sit down with Erik and start the AHS: Cult marathon.

"Ew, no," she yelled entering her bedroom. He was already stretched across the bed and he'd started the first episode. Riley looked at the screen to make sure she wasn't tripping. "Erik," she paused. "Skip the damn episode, please, you know it got the shit I don't like in it," Ryley squinted grabbing at the firestick remote. He switched hands.

"What? The thing with the holes? You can handle blood and gore just fine, smell and all, but little bitty holes are too much?" The episode continued and Ryley began to lose her patience. "Have a seat," Erik said patting the empty space beside him on the bed. He ignored her scowl, reserved to doing exactly what he was doing despite her irritation. All the warnings she'd seen including the warnings from some of her sisters said to skip the first episode if you have trypophobia. Erik didn't want to listen.

"If you tryna watch this knowing there's a trypophobia warning, then you can watch it by yourself, cuh," she said turning to leave the bedroom.

"Nah. Sit yo ass down. If it get scary, close yo eyes and reach for me. That's what I'm here for, though I still don't understand why you scared of holes. Don't you have three good ones?" He reached for the popcorn in Ryley's hand, but she moved it away.

"Erik. We won't miss anything it's just the first episode."

"We will miss something. We'll be missing the first episode! It's called American Horror Story, you're supposed to be grossed out and scared, Rye Bread, get over it. We missing the plot now by arguing about it."

"I swear you get on my nerves," she groaned sitting the popcorn on the bed. His hand immediately reached for a handful. "You don't get it, but that's alright."

"Ryley.."

"Nah. That's okay." She laid across the bed on her stomach and pulled her phone from her jeans' back pocket, looking up at the tv screen every so often. She could hear. She didn't need to see.

"Ry, they got Twisty this season. You love Twisty." He rubbed her back and she glanced up to see the killer clown violently murder a caucasian couple. Her attention was captured until it was revealed to be a story within the story, unattached to the overall plot. The little boy was only reading a Twisty comic, but apparently his mother, Sarah Paulson, was afraid of clowns. Phobia.That was Ryley's clue that the disgusting images were coming. Angling her head down, she quickly refocused on her phone. She could hear Sarah Paulson discussing her phobias and suddenly she felt Erik shift. When she looked up at him, his lip was curled heavily in disgust and his eyes were half shut in a squint, his brows downturned.

"You saw the little holes didn't you," she asked smugly, already knowing the answer. He cringed and his disgust was almost palpable.

"If it gets scary, close yo eyes," she mocked with a gruff voice.

"It's not scary, it's disgusting," his brow bounced like he was trying to calculate how he could be so disgusted by an image. Ryley scoffed.

"Stupid ass, know it all but ignorant ass, baby hands steady trembling, pitbull-built, annoying ass nigga. That's what you get, you wanted to see it and you saw it."

"Shut up, you ain't say it was gonna be like that. You just said holes."

"No bro, you're just stubborn and don't wanna listen with them little elf ears.. but now you get it. Turtle-sloth in the brain having nigga."

"Call me a nigga one more time, Ryley. I'm a rewind the shit and make you watch it."

"Oh you don't wanna threaten me. I'm not the one for that, nigga."

"And what yo scary ass gonna do?" Erik strattled Ryley, flipping her onto her back with her wrists pinned in his hands, level with her shoulders. "Hm?" He pecked her lips. They were coated in lipgloss and it rubbed off on him, but he didn't care. "You ain't gone do shit," he whispered in her ear before continuing a trail of light kisses to her neck.

"Nigga. You missing the episode and you the one who wanted to watch it," she said cooly. She was still annoyed. Her face showed it. It said that she was unaffected by his come-ons, but he touched her cheek and her rise in temperature said otherwise.

"Oh, I'm missing the-," he snickered to himself, "Well we gone watch it again. The whole thing, holes and all, but first.." He pushed her tshirt up exposing her stomach.

"Erik, get off me. I'm not in the mood."

He unbuttoned the brass button of her black jeans, sliding the zipper down smoothly. His fingers lined the top of her underwear. Kissing her teeth she pushed his hand away in annoyance, but he replaced it in the same spot, stroking her skin.

"You in the mood, you just mad right now and gotta get your tantrum out. Go ahead. Pout, fight me off.. get it out ya system. Then get ready to take this dick."

"Tuh! Bro, how you figure you gone tell me? I said what I said. Don't touch me."

"Mhm."

"Watch the show and leave me alon- Stop!" She felt her pants come down. He dug his fingers into the band of her jeans and panties and pulled them roughly, aggressively removing both layers as she swatted at him, slapping at his hands and arms. She sat up attempting to roll away off the bed, but he kept pushing and dragging her back down onto her back. Her thighs stayed closed as he shifted from knee to knee to remove his jeans and briefs.

"No," she said firmly pointing to him as if he were an actual pitbull in need of discipline. "Yes," he nodded with equal seriousness lifting her ankles into the air. No matter how much she struggled against him, it seemed that she was stuck. He had a tight grip on her. Then she tried kicking, and it worked. He let go briefly to let her thrash freely without touching her before he pushed her legs back as far as they could flexibly go.

"I swear, if you do it when I said no we're going to have a problem," she threatened, but there was no force or ferocity in her eyes. "That's your problem. You don't listen with them elf ears. Problems could be avoided."

"I listen when you saying shit. You ain't saying nothing interesting right now." He let go of her right leg and his thick finger found her entrance. Slick wetness covered his fingertip as it sank deeper in, joined by a second finger. He massaged and stimulated her from within, his thumb stroking her twitching clit. He watched her face as she tried to fight the wave of pleasure easing its way through her.

"No, Erik, stop. I'm mad at you," he mocked in a breathy voice capturing the words she wanted to say. "Now look at you. Pussy jumpin' and shit." He removed his fingers and pressed the head of his smoked sausage at her entrance. "Tell me you ain't in the mood, that you don't want me to fuck you right now."

"I don't want you to fuck me right now," she mumbled softly and he threw his head back in a soft chuckle. "Then you should've thought of that before you disobeyed me. You know the drill." He delved into her completely, all at once and she moaned his name. He sighed, letting his body work, crashing into hers. His grip on her legs migrated to her throat. "Open your mouth." She obeyed quickly, sticking her tongue flat out and he spit a healthy glob onto it. "Now swallow." She obeyed just as eagerly, her titties bouncing in her shirt from the impact of his stroke. She gripped onto his polo sleeve for leverage, stretching and twisting it around her hand. His hands moved to roam her body, visiting each of his favorite spots. Her hips began to raise and buck, rolling to meet his strokes. "After you get this nut.. You gone stop acting like a lil bitch and watch this show with me like the killer I married."

Tuning him out, Ryley began to ascend to that high point where satisfaction was imminent. He smacked her cheek gently and then a bit harder, his hand returning to squeeze her throat.

"Girl, you better answer me when talking to you. The word is yes. Say it." He squeezed tighter until the word popped from her lips. "Mhm. Yes what?"

"Yes, daddy," she purred and when she came, she felt peace rest over her entire body. When he came, he released inside of her, pushing up to an upright position after.

"I don't have weak bitches round me. All my wives are savage," he said grabbing the remote to hit play again. Ryley turned over onto her stomach again as Erik brought back the popcorn.

"I'm still not watching that scene," she sighed.

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[cultgambles]

HC: Figure Skater!MC

Everyone loves a good mysme + yoi Word count 2800!!

Yoosung

Seven! She’s been ignoring my texts all day T_T / did I do something wrong?!

Oh. don’t worry, she’s fine he answered.

Well you can track her phone right?? Where is she???

Saeyoung couldn’t give it to him. In fact, you had made him promise not to tell him where you were.

But, Yoosung had been spamming him all day and it was getting annoying.

Dude, chill! I’m sure she’s just busy. She’s a student too, remember? Actually she’s probably studying like a good one too! Unlike someone I know lololol

Fine >:( I get it. You guys are canoodling!

Hoemygod! And with that, seven left the chat and threw his phone across the room.

Yoosung flopped on his bed, tears peaking at the corner of his eyes.

By the time he got up, he noticed a text from MC.

Hey babe, look under the notepad on the table and come to this address! I’ve got a surprise for yoooou <3

Curiously, he saw a small slip of paper sticking out. He slipped on his shoes, grabbed the paper, and headed out to the address.

Inside the curious building, it was COLD COLD COLD omg and packed with people.

He handed the man the ticket and was escorted to a front row seat.

He was at an ice rink. Why didn’t she tell him to bring a jacket?? WHERE WAS SHE

The lights dimmed, and suddenly a spotlight was turned on.

MC, wearing a dark and black outfit came out, sparkling with a smile on her face. In her hands, she held Yoosung’s hoodie.

You skated towards him and handed it to him, giving a peck on his lips while the audience awwed.

You resumed her position in the middle of the rink, everyone in anticipation as the music started to play.

Yoosung couldn’t keep his eyes off of you, and before he knew it, your act was over.

As the other contestants went and finished, you changed out of her costume and snuck past her coach to surprise your boyfriend.

“MC! That was amazing! Why didn’t you tell me about it? Why couldn’t Seven tell me!”

Awe, were you thinking something was up with us? No, babe. I wouldn’t do that to you. I just wanted to surprise you!”

“I was definitely surprised. You looked so beautiful out there!” he blushed.

Zen

It was date night, and he wanted to take his MC out somewhere special. He requested warmer clothes, you whining that it was quite muggy out.

“MC! Just trust me!”

“Fiinnne,” you groaned, gathering up a jacket and scarf.

First, he took you out to dinner, afterwards suggesting a walk.

You agreed, of course.

Zen was acting strange: stuffing his hand in his pocket every five minutes.

Like, it would be fine a couple of times, but this was like clockwork.

“Zen, wtf are you doing?” you reached for his hand.

“Upbupbupbup! MC, noooooo,” he grabbed you hand and pulling you into a kiss, “No peeking.”

“Ok?”

Soon, the both of you pulled up to a very familiar place.

He opened the door, a blast of cold wind hitting both of your faces.

“Surprise! I thought we could go ice skating!”

“Wow, Zen, this lovely! Thank you!!” she pecked him on the cheek as he went off to get some skates for the both of you.

You were standing to the side when someone called your name.

“MC? Is that you? Oh my gosh, it is you! I love love love your skating! Can you please sign this for me?!”

“Oh, uhm sure! Can I get your name?”

“Yeah, it’s Lisa!”

You scribbled your name on her phone. “Here you go! Thank you so much for being a fan! I hope you’ll continue to support me as my next tournament is coming up, haha!”

“You bet I will!” She squealed, running off.

There were quite a few more people surrounding you, so you signed some things and posed for pictures.

“MC! I got our skates!” Zen called, as the crowd fizzled out. “Who were those guys?”

“Oh, just some friends. C’mon! Let’s go have some fun!” you grabbed the skates and laced them up. You looked over at your boyfriend struggling. “Uh, you need some help there?”

“No no. I got it, babe. “

Here, just let me,” you untied the whole thing, retying it in few seconds.

“Thanks, MC,” he blushed.

You and him held hands, Zen insisting you stay on the wall side, while he was falling all over the place.

As you both finished a lap, he told you he wanted to take a quick break.

“Go on, MC, I’ll just watch okay?”

“Mhm! Okay then.” You took off your scarf and handed it to him. “I’m gettin a little hot here,” you laughed.

With that, you were off, doing flips and quads and spins all over the goddamn place.

“Look! MC’s actually skating now!” some people shouted, rushing to get close to the veiwing area.

Curious, Zen also stepped up, amazed at you.

“Hey, who is she?” Zen asked the guy next to him.

“What!? You don’t know? That’s MC! Yes he knows, dip. She’s one of South Korea’s most prominent figure skaters! She’s won gold consecutively 5 times in a row!” he responded.

“MC! You didn’t tell me you were famous!”

“Oh, yeah. Nothing came up about it. By the way, these skates really hurt.”

“You wanna go home?”

“Don’t you wanna do a couples skate?” MC winked.

Jaehee

She was watching one of Zen’s musicals of course. Somehow, the movie centered around him being a mentor to a skating protagonist.

“Wow, Soo Mi is so good! I don’t know if I can beat her!” the protagonist whined.

“Sure she’s good. But you’re better. Because she doesn't have the spirit like you do!” Zen shouted.

The camera panned to a young girl skating for a few minutes before switching to Zen.

“WAIT. HOLD ON.” Jaehee shouted, grabbing the remote and rewinding. She got up close to the TV, staring down the girl skating. “Is that? MC?”

Jaehee pulled out her phone and googled the movie’s cast.

Taemin / Oh Sangwoo, Jin Soo / ZEN, Soo Mi / Mi Sun + MC

Sure enough, it was her MC.

Jaehee clicked on her wikia entry.

The first trivia entry read: For the movie Taemin on Ice, MC, an actual figure skater was recruited for this stunt for accuracy.

“MC!!!”

“WHAT IS IT JAEHEE,” You yelled, running into the room with a frying pan. “Where’s the bug?!”

“No no. No bug. YOU WERE IN A MOVIE! WITH ZEN???”

“Oh, that,” you relaxed. “Yeah. Taemin on Ice.”

“Why didn’t you tell me!”

“Well, I wasn’t the actual person. It was another girl. And besides, I never actually met Zen at the time.”

“I must call him!” she said excitedly, her glasses glinting. She dialed his number, putting it on speaker.

“ZEN!”

Jaehee?

“YOU WERE IN  A MOVIE WITH MC?”

Uh, no?

“See, he doesn’t even remember!” you shouted.

What? Guys, what is this all about?

“Jaehee was watching one of your musicals and she just found out I figure skated in it,” MC explained.

“MC! You never told me you figure skate either!” Jaehee laughed.

“Mhm. I do.”

I’ll just leave you guys to it then… Zen said, hanging up.

Jumin

“JUMIN. Please! Let me out of here! I have to go!”

“What? MC, aren’t you happy here?”

“I am, but not now! I need to go!”

Jumin was blocking the door while you were trying to leave for your competition. While he was as stoic as ever, you were close to tears.

“MC, you know I can’t let you leave.”

“You don’t understand! I just need to leave until nine tonight and then I’m coming straight back here!”

“It doesn’t look like it,” he said, eyeing your duffle bag. “Just tell me what you need and I’ll get it for you.”

“Well that’s not possible,” you huffed. Lightbulb. “Actually. You can get driver Kim and you can come with! Perfect!”

“What?”

“You asked what you could get me, and that’s what I want! Please hurry!”

“Fine. I’ll allow it,” he pulled out his phone.

“Great!” You rushed to his room to grab a scarf and a jacket for him.

“Driver Kim’s here now.”

“Great! Let’s go!” You shoved his clothes in his arms and pulled him out the door. Finally!

“C’mon Jumin! Hurry up!”

“MC. Where in the world are we going? I hope you understand that I must be with you at all times during this...endeavor.”

“Yeah, yeah. Of course. You jumped in the back seat and told the driver the address.

It took less than 30 minutes to get down to the rink, and it was staring in another hour. You would have prefereed more time to get ready, but this was good enough.

“Thanks Driver Kim!”

You pulled Jumin towards the side entrance.

“Oh, MC. you’re here. We thought you bailed,” The security guard laughed.

“Not in a million years. Oh, and he’s my plus one.”

“Go ahead.”

“Who was that?”

By now, Jumin was even more puzzled than before.

“Okay. You see that area over there? That’s where we’ll be sitting. I’ll meet you there in a bit. Just need to use the bathroom, okay”

“Do you want me to come with you?”

No no, it’s fine. I’ll be right back!”

Jumin nervously let you leave his side as he went to go sit where you pointed.

He was glad you grabbed a jacket for him, at least. He looked around, finally noticing he was in the bleachers of an ice rink. Thirty minutes passed, and by now, he was worrying because you hadn’t returned.

You promised you would return. And he trusted you. But if you didn’t come back soon, you were never leaving his sight goddammit.

He was so deep in thought, he hadn’t noticed the cheering and darkness in the rink.

“Next up, we have MC!”

“MC?”

You were dressed in a beautiful blue dress with white, forming a wave pattern with many sparkling rhinestones.

The music started, and you flew across the rink.

You were pouring so many emotions into your dance; flexibility, love, trust, and hope.

You wanted to get the point across to Jumin the most.

As the music quieted down, the whole area lit up in cheers, flowers falling all around you.

“MC!”

“Jumin!”

Jumin frantically looked for an opening, running towards it.

You finally turned around to see him with open arms.

“Jumin! I did great, right?”

Jumin smiled softly and nodded. You skated towards him, he rushing to get to you first.

He lunged forward, pressing you into a kiss. He cradled your head as you both hit the ice.

He pulled away, looking adoringly at you. This was the only thing I could think of to surprise you more than you surprised me.”

“Really?”

“Mhm.”

So this is what you wanted to show me, MC.

Saeyoung

He knew of course. Silly background check.

Once he freed Saeran of Mint Eye, he decided to take you out to skate.

“Oh my gosh! Really? How sweet! You sure it won’t get in the way of work?”

“Yeah. I’m sure. Let’s go!”

You were bubbling with excitement, you could barely contain yourself.

“MC, why couldn’t you just use their skates?”

“They’re not comfortable!”

You laced up his skates, him whining that he wanted a cool pattern. You laughed, tightening them.

“MC! You’re going to cut off the circulation!”

“Don’t worry about that! Let’s just go!”

You pulled him up, running to the opening.

After a few laps, Saeyoung called you over to see his “freeskate”

“OK MC, this one’s for you!”

He just spun in circles and pulled a few silly poses.

“I loved it!” You laughed, hugging him, “10/10!!”

“You go now!”

“Haha, okay.” You decided to do your skate from “In Regards to Love: Eros”

A crowd even began forming around the outside.

After you finished, the crowd cheered as you made your way back to your boyfriend.

He pulled you into a tight hug.

“MC, why’d you get all those people to look at you?! Now I’m all jealous!” he laughed.

“Well,,,”

“I’m not gonna smooch all of them!” you smiled, rubbing your nose against his.

Saeran

“MC, I don’t want to go with you,” Saeran growled. “Drop it.”

“Oh. Uhm, alright then,” You said sadly. “I’ll just take my leave then. See you guys.” You picked up your bag and left.

“Damn! I thought she’d never stop pestering me,” he grumbled. “Hey. Where are you going?”

“Oh I gotta get a seat before it gets too crowded. You know, crowds,” Saeyoung shrugged.

“But where are you going?”

“Just out. Byyyeee! Don’t destroy the house while I’m gone!” Saeyoung yelled, running out the door. On his way out, he dropped a slip of paper.

Curious, Saeran picked it up. ADMIT ONE

“That idiot. He forgot this!”

Saeran sighed, pulling on his sweater and locking up the house. Luckily, the address was on the ticket.

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Ticket please?”

“Ah. Uh, no. My brother dropped this and I’m here to give it to him,” he handed the ticket to the vendor.

“No….says Saeyoung Choi is already here. This ticket is for the seat next to him. Go in. Next!”

????

ok.

“Oh! Saeran! You made it! Didn’t think you were coming!” his brother called.

“No, you dropped your ticket.”

“Huh. I gave my ticket at the door. Oh! Maybe it was yours?”

“Why would I have a ticket?”

“MC bought them for us. While you’re here, let’s at least go sit down!”

“Fine.”

“What is this place anyway?”

“Ice Rink.”

“I know that! But why are we here?”

“The show, of course!”

“SHHHH! It’s starting!” Saeyoung whispered, turning to face the rink.

The spotlight flickered on, MC standing right in the center.

“What’s MC doing here? What is this?”

“This is what MC wanted to take you to, of course. It’s her tournament day. She really wanted to bring you here, you know? Well! Glad you’re here! Lololol”

Saeran squinted. “How did you manage to say that out loud?” But his brother paid him no mind.

Saeran rolled his eyes, turning his attention to MC.

It finished in the blink of an eye, Saeran amazed and wanting more.

MC curtsied, turning so the whole audience could see her face.

She and Saeran locked eyes.

You came, she mouthed, smiling tenderly.

“Saran, babe, close your mouth before you catch flies!” his brother laughed.

“Shut up!” he blushed, looking down.

V

V could barely see, but he wanted to come with you to your tournament anyway.

It was the final one of the season, naturally.

Your song of choice was “In Regards to Love: Agape”

Everyone held their breath in anticipation as you started.

“And she’s done it! She’s beaten both her top score AND she has risen to first place!” The announcer shouted.

The other competitors placed high, but yours stayed up at number one.

“The judges have judged and boy howdy was it difficult. There only can be one winner, and tonight, that is MC LN!!!

The crowd erupted into cheers as your metal was placed around your neck. You stood high on your podium, staring straight at V.

You and the others went back to unwind, many people congratulating you.

You met V outside and you both walked out holding hands.

“MC!” That was so passionate. Obviously, there was a lot of love behind it. Was it directed at anyone particular?” An interviewer asked.

“Of course there was!”

“And who would that be?”

Suddenly, V let go of your hand, pushing one into his coat pocket and pulling out a small box.

“V?”

V knelt down on the ground, holding up the small box and opening it.

Tears started to form at the corners of your eyes, hands covering your mouth in shock.

He opened the box to reveal a crown shaped ring, with diamonds glistening in each tip and crevice.

“MC. You have loved me through thick and thin and I couldn’t thank you enough. But if you would spend the rest of your life with me, That would make me even happier than I am now. MC, will you marry me?”

“Oh my gosh, V!”

“Oh my gosh is right. Hey are you getting this?” the interviewer whispered.

Tears were streaming down your face and you flung into him.

“Of course I will, V! I love you so much! Oh my gosh,” you wept.

“And I love you, MC,” V smiled, hugging you back.

“Well, that answered your question,” MC laughed, looking towards the interviewer.

“It certainly did,” he smiled, taking his leave.

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lololol shivaay turning the paper this way and that trying to read it (it’s in marathi, lol) 😂😂😂

hein? this house has a staircase also???? leading where???? 🤔🤔🤔

shivaaaay + chaaaaaaaai = this should be interesting. 😐😐😐

oh boy she wants him to drink it from the saucer. (always seemed weird to me.) 😕😕😕

lmaoooo “no, that doesn’t sound right.” 😂😂😂

props to him for actually trying this. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“IT’S GOOD!”  “MERE mooh mein paani aa gaya tha!” 

lmao my tharki mind is interpreting this whole conversation in a verrrrrrrry different way! 😏😏😏

lmaoooooooooooo baalti wali bath! ab aayega mazaaaaaa. the true middle class experience! never am i more humbled than when i have to do a baalti bath back in india. 😌😌😌

please to be watching this video by my fav, kenny sebastian, and him describing the process super accurately. my place in kerala is in the city and the bathroom is in the house and all (ooooh! so fancy!), but this is pretty much how it goes. i can smell the medimix just watching this video! 🙃🙃🙃

you were so pleased with the “rain water harvesting” yesterday billu. time to walk the talk! 😊😊😊

LOL HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY. 😂😂😂

pft, “humare paas sabun bhi hai????” idiottttt 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO HE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY ABOUT THE DATUN TOO. MAN, RICH PEOPLE ARE SO FUN TO FUCK WITH. 🤣🤣🤣

“main jaa raha hoon nahaane ke liye. tum chalogi mere saath?”

lmao why, billu? do you want a witness for your embarrassment? trust me, you’re not gonna feel even remotely sexy while doing a middle class baalti bath. 

gauri is worried about becoming vidhwaa 6 months into her marriage. 😬😬😬

LMAOOOOO AAPKO US SAAND KE SAATH BAITHKE CHITHRA NAHI BANANE HAI 😂😂😂

OH MY GOD OMKARA, YOU ARE TRULY AN IDIOT. DANGAL MOVIE DEKHNE SE KOI PEHELWAN NAHI HO JAATA. MATLAB,  I’VE WATCHED LEGALLY BLONDE 300 TIMES, MAIN LAWYER THODI HO GAYI HOON. 😒😒😒

same, gauri. #same. 

oufff shivaay ke sarrr se nkk ka bhoot utarkar iske sarrr chadh gaya hai. 😑😑😑

hahahaha herrrrr imitation. her faaaace. i love her so much. 😂😂😂

OMG WTF EVEN ARE THESE KURTAS SHIVAAY IS WEARING THEY LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS, WHY ISN’T HE JUST WEARING HIS REGULAR KURTAS THAT HE WEARS AT HOME?!!?!? CURSE YOU SHIRALI CURSE YOU TO HELL, JUST LET THE MAN LIVE 😫😫😫

oh boyyyy chawl udaana hai 😬😬😬

10 to 1 the maalik is…

…. YUP. 😒😒😒

the fuck shivaay, do you even pay attention to half the orders you give? 😐😐😐 how many bldgs have you felled like this without even knowing?

ok the rule was to not use your name and identity for undue advantages. not for situations like these! 😩😩😩

OH MY GOD HE’S ACTUALLY YOUTUBING HOW TO DO KUSHTI. 😧😧😧

son, if that worked, all the fitness videos i watch and subscribe to would have me sporting 6 pack abs and zero jiggle. 😣😣😣

lmao ek din mein 5 kele khaa ke kya hona hai????? 😶😶😶

chor naukar has an unsolicited opinion. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao their reaction! omki’s “get a load of this guy!” head nod. baat aane par dono ek team ho gaye. abhi chor ki jamkar dhulaai hogi. 😂😂😂

hey chawl-blower-upper-dude, why are you such an asshole? just chill maybe? 😒😒😒

gotta love these oBahus and how they’re all ready to throw down the second someone is mean to their patis.  (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง 

GOD SHIVAAY YOU’RE AN IDIOT. JUST MAKE A CALL AND GET YOUR OFFICE TO STOP THE PLAN. HONESTLY. 😒😒😒

“IS CHAWL MEIN REHNE WAALA EK AAM AADMI.” 

WHOSE HAIR KE HIGHLIGHTS COST MORE THAN THE MONTHLY BUDGET OF PPL IN THIS CHAWL. 🙄🙄🙄

…. is he sitting ON the dynamite? 😟😟😟

lmao only the rich think that “the right to peacefully protest” achieves ANYTHING in india. bitch, the aam aadmi has no TIME to protest, peacefully or otherwise. humein ghar bhi chalaane hote hai. 🙄🙄🙄

i feel bad for the explosion guy. he’s also an aam aadmi, trying to do his damn job. kahaan is majnu se paala pad gaya aaj. 😑😑😑

…. and you’re only doing this for anika and sahil? they have alternate housing and are sorted in life now. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE LIVING IN THE CHAWL WHO DON’T? AM I SUPPOSED TO AWWWWW OVER THIS BS? 😤😤😤

anika’s like OMG!SEXXXXXXXXX TAKE ME NOW HUBBY hearing that sentimental pap though. oh well. whatever works for her. 😕😕😕

lmaooooo her mooophat jawab and his honest laugh at her bindaass-ness. 😊😊😊

the couple that does dharna together, stays together, i guess? 🤔🤔🤔

ok i can’t stop laughing at omki’s hella lame kushti moves. that too, with this untrained idiot who’s not even that heavily built. such false complacency. 😐😐😐

omki going in with some classic WWE moves. 😊😊😊

gauri’s excitement is hella cute though. 😍😍😍

“abbe kahan jaa raha hai bhaag ke? practice kiske saath karoonga abhi?” 

pffffffffffft. 

wifey be like I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽

girl, stop putting the sunglasses on every 3 minutes to look cool. woh bhi raat mein. it’s laaaaaaame. 🙄🙄🙄

sure. ok. with all the hair open. you been hanging out with bhavya too much. 😑😑😑

omki be like, oh yeah baby, imma wrestle with you. imma wrestle with you gooooooooooood. imma lift you up and pin you down and then take my shirt off and… hmm? what? yes. wrestling. this is how it’s done. (in the dangal themed porno i came across on the dark side of the web during my “research”.) 😏😏😏😏

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍

i like how the chulbul moments are there too. omki is canon confirmed bi/pan/demisexual, fiiiiiiiiiiight me. 😊😊😊

haaaaaaye my cuties. 💖💖💖

i like how it’s night in… lonavla or wherever the f rikara are, and early morning in mumbai where shivika are. because the two places are in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES 12 HOURS APART. 😐😐😐

balbirrrrrrrr should NOTTTTTTTTTT have done that. 😠😠😠

LMAO “AYE INKE HEIGHT PE MAT JAA!!!!!!!!”  “BOLNA ZAROORI THA YEH?” “YEH MOTA AAPKE HEIGHT KA MAZAAK UDAA RAHA HAI!” “haan, aur tum usse aur underline kar do!!!” 

my god what a family of fighty little munchkins this is today. 😊😊😊

oh, iska boss bhi idhar hi hai? 

LMAO IS THAT KHANNAAAAAAAAAA?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lollllllllllllll khanna’s been using the SSO name to act like big mannnnn. 

“namaste khannaji!” “nahi, BOSS!” 

heeeee heeee heeeeeee 😂😂😂

ok that looks like the most uncomfortable way to sleep, gauri. 

has he been practicing all night????? great, he’s gonna go wrestle with NO training, and not having SLEPT either. idiot. 😒😒😒

oufffff gauri ask bhavya to send BACKUP instead of asking her for kushti tips, jfc. 😑😑😑

billu ka swaagat toh aise kiya jaa raha hai jaise jung se lauta ho. fucking ridiculous. 🙄🙄🙄

such cute. 💖💖💖💖💖💖

dadi gave you the fucking night off from her pehredaari to go at it like rabbits and you spent it talking about baltis and whatnot. this is what you call WASTE OF OPPORTUNITY. 😫😫😫😫

bhavya looking 10000% done with rudra is me. #freeMyGirl 😣😣😣

lo, billu ne bhavya ko bhi adopt kar liya. he’s like who needs stupidass brothers when i can have AWESOMEASS SISTERSSSSSSSS 😊😊😊

LMAOO RUDRA’S LOOK OF BETRAYAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

don’t think i missed bhavya looking all choked up though. 😭😭😭

allllllllll the toe touches in the world aren’t gonna help ya, omki. 😐😐😐

dude, like yeh balram legit apne khanna ka bhai lagta hai. 😗😗😗

of course he’s not gonna listen. 🙄🙄🙄

aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the lassi. and the omkara. 😕😕😕

OMG THAT SHOT OF HIS FACE BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HE’S FUCKING OUT. WITHOUT EVEN STEPPING INTO THE RING LOLOLOLOLOLOL. THIS IS FUCKING HILAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO HOW EVEN IS THE SHOW PLAYING THIS AS A SERIOUS MOMENT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG 😂😂😂😂

ouff. stupid mardaangi taunts. #masculinitySoFragile

ok fwding the nonsense till bulbul gets into the ring. 

aw. bhavyaaa. *hugs her* we love you, we do. which is why we want better for you than f’ing rudra. sumo toh khud hi jaan chudaaa kar chali gayi. ab tumhe kaise bachaaye is se. 🙁🙁🙁

anika’s crying too. and has dialogues about family ka hissa and all. all that is okay, but please god don’t make her chutki. 😬😬😬

rudra calling for cessation of this divisive team policy in order to get some bro bonding time. 😌😌😌

waaah, dadi maan bhi gayi. 😯😯😯

wait, shivaay and rudra have a GANG? these ppl have OTHER friends??? 😧😧😧

surprise element? um… idk why but my mind instantly went to bachelor party and strippers. 😬😬😬

gauri be like BITCH, DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND EK JHAANP MEIN DEEWAR PE SATTAAO-FY YOU 😠😠😠😠

big talk from all the men. PFT. COMEEEEEEEEE ONNNNN GAURIIII. 

LMAO THE INTERCUTS TO SHOW OM STILL PASSED OUT COLD IS MAKING ME LOL SO HARD 😂😂😂

girl please, TIE YOUR DAMN HAIR UP. WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS SHOW 😩😩😩

can balram stop with the stupid yelling and faces? coz does this woman look intimidated by it? uh. that would be a resounding NO. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding. coz honestly i fucking CAN’T. 

god just fucking kick him in the nutsssss and END THISSSSSS 😫😫😫

LMAO OMKI JUST WOKE UP AND IS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK 😟😟😟😟😟

hold up, few seconds ka rewind. waaah, shivaay ki tarah ab isse bhi Awareness™ chadhta hai when wife is hurt/in danger. 

mubarak ho on your new superpowers, omkiiii! they’re gonna make your life an anxiety-ridden hell, since YOUR wife wants to fight every third person she meets. 🙃🙃🙃

hubs be like AW HELL NO, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CHIRAIYYA; HERE HAVE A KICK TO THE GODDAMN CHEST 😤😤😤😡😡😡

arre waaaaah. out in like a minute. omki toh bada chupaa rustam nikla! boy, take off that shirt so we can see what you’re REALLLLLLYY working with, body wise. you know, FOR RESEARCH. 😗😗😗

what “uthhhhhh balram”??? whoever hits the ground back-first loses. and he’s lost. fuck off now sadde hue tauji. 😒😒😒

haaaaaaaaaaaye. my sweeeetooooos. 💗💗💗

actualllllllly cryingggggg at omkiiiiii freely confessing that he couldn’t bear to see her get hurttttttttt. 😭😭😭😭😭

“shankarji ki tarah gusse mein aapki teesri aankh khul gayi.” 😅😅😅

JUST KISS ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩😩

yes ok uncleji, thanks for your completely unsolicited validation but we just want the murti, so give us that and we’ll be on our way, thanks. 😒😒😒

rikara be like pyaaaaaaar? whaaat? no! we’re just roomies! with a lot of sexual tension. 😯😯😯😯😯

lmaoooo chubby has some new cockamamie scheme. 😆😆😆

hahahaha “investment”. sure. maybe ask your cambridge mba waala bhaiyya how investments actually work?????? 🙄🙄🙄

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[the-copper-soul-box]

I found a draft from several months ago

Things nobody told me about Hamilton

Disclaimer: I saw this live over the weekend for the first time and had only known some of he first act songs beforehand, I never actually got into Hamilton and didn’t know the story

Also spoilers if you haven’t seen it live yet

The theatre was booked out, I figured the hype would have died down by now but nope, people in England are still catching up

I knew it was mostly music but I didn’t know there was basically no dialogue, holy shit

“Alexander Hamilton” they literally held on the pause to let the audience cheer, they probably do that every night, oh my god

The first act is mostly war? I’m a goddamn dumbass?

That being said, lots of loud gunshots and cannon fire, which was unexpected

The choreography is so good

King George spends a good 80% of You’ll Be Back standing stock still in the middle of the stage, on his own, and it’s hilarious

He tortured the poor pit players, he literally gestured to them like “keeping waiting I don’t want to end the pause yet”

Also the three times he’s on stage to sing, it’s the same fucking tune, I fully expected him to change at some point but that was so much funnier

The choreography for Satisfied is the exact same as Helpless and the rewind actually has them rewinding?? Fucking...wow

I did not realise how many times desks and chairs would appear

Hercules Mulligan as the fucking flower girl at Hamilton and Eliza’s wedding, throwing a single petal

The “love/death/life doesn’t discriminate” line comes from Wait For It?? How did I not know this I’ve been quoting it for ages, I thought it was from the finale or something

Also Wait For It is a bop, wow

Duels were explained to me for the first time, now they actually make sense

“Most duels die out and nobody gets shot” Hey spoiler alert: every fucking duel in this show ends with someone getting shot, Hamilton is involved in each one, he’s very special

“CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME” I didn’t know that was actually in the show holy shit, I thought it was just something someone made up

“Immigrants get the job done” and the audience cheers

Thomas Jefferson starts the second act with style and it’s amazing and I wasn’t expecting that

Somehow I didn’t know about the Lafayette/Jefferson and Mulligan/Madison doubling, I actually thought the characters interacted at some point

Yeah I really didn’t know the story at all

Phillip’s poem actually slaps, also I didn’t realise he kept changing the counting tune

Wait did Hamilton and Eliza have two other kids?

It just hit me that The Room Where It Happens is actually talking about how there is no record of how this conversation went down in reality, so there couldn’t be a song about the actual meeting

Also everyone actually yelled out a place for where to put the capital, I couldn’t make out any of them but I forgot that was a thing that happened and got surprised

“Angelica” “Eliza...” no Peggy, they really dragged it out that there was no Peggy, why did I almost cry

Washington did what now

I didn’t know Mr Reynolds actually appeared??? Or was relevant???

“If I can prove that I never broke the law, do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?” today I learned that TikTok ruined this song for me

So he wrote the Reynold’s Pamphlet because he thought that he’d be able to write himself out of a problem like he had done several times in the past?

The fire died out at the end of Burn like it was planned, that was a real fire how was it timed so perfectly wtf

HEY THAT SUCKER CHEATED IN THAT DUEL

“Sept, huit, neuf...”

I didn’t realise how sad It’s Quiet Uptown was, holy shit

“Let’s get back to politics” for once I agree, I can’t stop crying

“A-dot-Ham”

HAMILTON’S LAST SONG HAS NO BACKING MUSIC IT’S ALL ACAPELLA, I’M SOBBING

*shot* “WAIT—”

Eliza opened an orphanage, oh my god

Eliza closed the show and I couldn’t stop crying, I found my favourite character, also the gasp at the end (she saw the audience?)

...I’m still hung up about how many times desks appeared, not gonna lie

#not tagging this bc its probably all old news by now

[breezytealy-c280k]

::narrows eyes:: my mate said this week was hard 

UM taking stock

TOXIC BULLSHIT YEAH it’s the same in science :wheeze:

“feckless trash” Looool - fun fact I finished my PhD through spite.

One of my favourite things I’ve written actually draws on something I’m bitter (but okay) about, like an entire story asks one of the questions that I’ve come across a lot. 

OH this is really cool! Embarrassing af but cool! 

PS I’m hungry 

RIGHT. SENSES.

He approached, footsteps loud and uncaring down the hall and she drew in her breath [XXX????] as much as she could, not daring to move a muscle. [wait no rewind breathe to get smells] A stench of mildew [wtf???!?!?] rolled off him and she hel

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“Don’t. Ever. Come back here. Do you understand me?” He shrunk back even further and jabbered some form of apology, god X could smell the piss streaming from him. “/do you understand me?!” 

Still no movement to leave. Too late. X had him by the throat in a sea of red [?!]

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Going back there. She never thought she would given the difficulty of seeing it... what? The same? Just how X would have? The same stalls in the market with the same mishmash of ethnic [lol] food, the same bustle and joy. Or to see it changed, developed into those quirky coffeeshops with locals who could not afford ()asdasdasd

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“Not here...” but her caution lost its force, she made no move to loop back under his arms and instead they stared deep, passed his own reflection in her eyes and felt himself fall forward with every [husky?!?!] breath he took find her lips again

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Salt air, the warmth of the first peek of spring Sun both hit her face and she almost yelled in delight. No one had told her about the smell, or the noise! The water - so much of it! - crashed and smashed and dragged it’s way against the pebbles. It reminded her of her weekly bath 

I seemed to avoid grief and got sidetracked lol genuinely not on purpose

EVERYTHING IS HARD! I CAN’T DO ALL THE SENSORY STUFF OKAY IT’S SO HARD IDK WHY I EXPERIENCE IT IN MY HEAD and I think I over focussed on trying to get /any/ of that out rather than the emotion :|. Gaaaaahhhhhhhhh I really need to practice that so much because I read it perfectly in other people’s writing and I know how important it is I just don’t have the muscle for it and it vexes me so much...

#writing #week5 #week5day1 #c280k #couch to 80k