#shoutout to him lmao!

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

#brought to you by my adorable nephew! #shoutout to him lmao! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #btw this joke is how may and happy reveal they're getting married #may: a badass bitch her nephew and her fiance walk into the house #morgan: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN- #it's also how peter and mj announce that they're having a baby #peter to the starks one morning at breakfast: a grandpa a grandma and an aunt sit at the table #tony spits out his coffee #morgan: shrieking #morgan stark #peter parker #tony stark #wars are fought through this joke also #rhodey arriving for the holidays: the stark children's favorite uncle walks into the party #happy: now wAIT JUST A SECOND #when she's little morgan's word for herself changes every time she gets a new obsession (princess entomologist artist president...) #(she eventually gets to superhero & pepper is NOT amused) #queueueueue

[bklily]

Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat

Bonus:

What a weird guy, huh!

Part Two Here!!

#you ever get a sketch idea that gets away from you #this was it #i just started doodling this in class for fun #and hours later i was having to look up cardboad noir on google #Mind Palace AU #anyway this is hilarious to me because we keep getting more catboys!! #you can't have enough catboys!! #shoutout to the bunny noir cameo because i had completely forgotten about him until i was coloring oops #sorry bunny noir #also yes tamaki easter egg because ive been loving the fandom reviving this headcannon lmao #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #mlb #my art #ml #lily doodles #chat noir #chat blanc #cat walker #claw noir #aspik #ephemeral #mister bug #ml paris special #ml paris #tamaki suoh #so many catboys!! and one tamaki #mlb fanart #mlb shitpost #adrien agreste

[vaguely-concerned]

So much of Garak as a person starts to make sense once you know his childhood was a fucking gothic novel. His main playground was a graveyard and he'd play pretend by perfoming improv eulogies to an imagined audience. For a long time his main touchstone for most important figures from recent history is 'oh yeah I know about that guy my dad buried him. great flower arrangements for that one'. He finds out later his 'parents' are actually a brother and sister who had to get married to avoid the utter shame and social devastation of having a child born out of wedlock, and they live in the basement of his biological father's house. (the madwoman in the attic vs. the tiny elim in the basement.) His biological father calls himself his uncle and locks him in a closet whenever he fails to live up to his insane and unpredictable expectations and everyone just has to act like that's normal and expected, and his will hangs over everything at all times, unseen but always felt keener than anything else. The father who actually raised him grows the world's most beautiful (and as it turns out, most poisonous) orchids and keeps the mask of a god hidden in a box in his work shed. Everyone in the house is choking down secrets like it's the only air they know how to breathe anymore.

What I'm saying is that right from the get-go this guy never had the faintest shot at turning out normal, so I'm glad that by middle age he's found a way to get a bit silly with it as he continues to be deeply deeply not normal about anything ever <3

#guess who's reading a stitch in time! #star trek ds9 #elim garak #a stitch in time #star trek #ds9 #I will make a monster post of asit thoughts eventually but just. jesus christ!!! what a start in life lmao #tolan and tain seem to have been... well not exactly friends probably but to have had some connection beforehand #did tain know him or mila first??? how was mila and tolan's sibling status presumably not known publicly? #at what point during all of that did tain start to have sex with tolan's sister. the more you think about it the more fucked it gets lol #under the circumstances... shoutout to tolan and mila for not leaving him somehow even more fucked up interpersonally than he is #and no thanks to tain for anything ever I hate him so much

[blueskittlesart]

wait holy shit the coliseum au turns 4 today

#shoutout to the guy on ko-fi who sent me $3 for its birthday. i would absolutely have forgotten otherwise LMFAO #maybe i should draw coliseum link again for old time's sake. i do kind of miss him #personal #sometimes i wonder what my life would be like had i not started that comic. bc that was absolutely the og b&w zelda comic #from which all others followed. that comic gave me my niche. i owe him so much.......... #and i will probably never finish it LMAO. maybe somday. maybe

[ratislatis]

I'll find you. For the love of god, I'll find you. Wait for me.

hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!

#oakworthy #dungeons and daddies #dndads #fanart #hermie the unworthy #normal oak garcia #The Normal AU #counterpoint: this could also be normal canon. pun intended #they're soulmates your honor #rip to everybody on a phone. this only looks good on pc #I haven't drawn or really even posted about normal a lot because #I guess my internal image of him doesn't really look like what the rest of the community draws him as #like I tried to do the fluffy haired normal in one of my first posts with him #(was also an oakworthy drawing LMAO) #but it didn't feel right for me. it didn't match what I saw in my brain #no disrespect to fluffy normal. shoutout to that guy #gotta be one of my favorite genders #but yknow. every artist has their own unique way of drawing the cast #and it can tell you so much about how they perceive them. so much about the artists themselves. #have you fucking looked at sage's willy stampler. the npcs series. have you looked at their fucking anything dude #have you fucking LOOKED at iersei's EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THEIR NORMAL HE IS SO CUTE #I went on a whole rant about dndads artists to my friend qrow the other day. because I could not physically #keep in how much I love these people in our community #would you guys think im weird if I made a post going into Extremely Concerning Detail about how much I love the artists here #I love so many artists here #its so insane. its SO insane #IM ALREWADY ON MY SOAPBOX. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT #SOB #I have to do my homework

[atdawn]

Still alive, then? Yeah, just about. I understand I have you to thank for that.

MERLIN 1.04 - The Poisoned Chalice

#merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #merlingifs #syfysource #tvedit #smallscreensource #userashley #mediagifs #filmtvcentral #televisiongifs #ee #gifs #m #arthur #104

[ribbonbonny]

You gotta wonder if Mr Grizz discussed anything at all w the other two fuzzy mammals left alive right

#yes this is a shoutout to lil judd taking over grizzco potentially lmao #that cat saw grizz die and immediately stole his corporation from out under him. he was plotting #mr grizz #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 spoilers #splatoon3 spoilers #splat 3 spoilers #splatoon spoilers #i did my best to tag all spoiler tags here </3 let it b enough #anyways ive seen ppl complain mr Grizz is actually a bear . what is wrong w ppl #this is literally best case scenario for real #when i saw him i was just screaming to my friend KJHDFKS bears in MY splatoon universe?? holy shit #INCREDIBLY SAD HES PRESUMABLY BLOWN UP ?? GET HIM BACK HERE. NOW #this isnt going on art blog for obvious reasons this is just a shitpost

[zonerz]

wanted to draw blorbos but had no actual ideas SO 🫶🫶🫶 funny reaction/meme pics be my sword 🫡

These were actually so fun!! 😭I haven't drawn half of these guys in a HOT minute (save for Hiro ignore how many times he's here im definitely not biased) and will probably be back with more at some point <3

#mcsm #minecraft #minecraft storymode #jesse mcsm #stella mcsm #lukas mcsm #petra mcsm #herobrine #alex minecraft #steve minecraft #bruce #romeo mcsm #ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG HIM LMAO #SHOUTOUT TO STELLA BTWWWWW SHES SO CUTEEE it's such a joy to draw 😭🙏💖 #also getting to draw a younger Bruce and Alex!! #AND STEVE 🥺💖 #he's technically in two pics if u count his hand (he is beating their asses in scrabble)

[shazzbaa]

"Welcome to a small, velvet lined box, delicious friend!"

SO UH………………………….. SAMUEL GOT, BURIED ALIVE, IN FALLEN LONDON………….. what a horrifying delight. a little treat just for me. OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO DRAW THIS

(rambling about Fallen London ambitions under the cut)

SO YEAH THIS HAPPENED DURING MY AMBITION -- I ended up finally picking Light Fingers, the "steal a huge diamond" ambition, DESPITE SAM'S ABSOLUTE WORST STATS BEING SHADOWY AND PERSUASIVE LMAO. I was waffling on choosing for a while, until a friend found one-sentence summaries of each ambition's tone that described Light Fingers as the one that turns into horror, which like…. I can't resist flinging sam into a horror story…… and it's surprisingly easy to make the ambition pretty canon for him, tbh -- "Someone you knew sent word that they knew how to get rich in the Neath, and you followed them, but now that you're out of prison they're nowhere to be found." While stealing giant jewels isn't Samuel's passion or anything, his main reason for coming to London was to escape a life in the church that he saw confining him more and more, and thinking he had a friend with a plan down here might've made it seem less like an impulsive nonsense idea. It works better than I expected!!

Anyway IF YOU FAIL ENOUGH TIMES ON ONE PART OF THE AMBITION you can get caught and THIS HAPPENS??????? ITS THE BEST!!!!!! One of the guys involved in the horrors does threaten to bury you alive if you keep sticking your nose into his business (since just murdering you isn't as effective in a world where death doesn't stick), buT WHAT A HORRIFYING SURPRISE TO HAVE IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!! They give you a bunch of options and it's all stuff like "SCREAM" and "SCRABBLE AT THE LID," all of which Samuel attempted to no avail. i love this game so much,

#fallen london oc #fallen london spoilers #fl: the bloodstained deacon #fallen london #art #shazz art #omg colour #literally no reason for him to be dressed normally but as usual i just wanted to draw his collar lmao #I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST AVOIDED THIS HAPPENING #I COULDVE MISSED THE BEST PART!!!! #shoutout to all my friends who started cheering wildly when i stumbled into this #just casually gives sam more death imagery thanks fl #as always no fallen london spoilers please! I'm enjoying discovering the world for myself

[mabaki]

👁️👄👁️

forgor

#mabaki #my art #gw2 #i love you guys but he hates you and we torture him together because that's what this doll was made for lMAO sorry mbk #shoutout to the two #you know the two you two know who I’m talking about #B))))))))

[paging-possum]

LONG OVERDUE SKETCH PAGE OF TUMBLRS ULTIMATE SEXYMAN ‼️‼️🙌🙌💥💥🔥🔥‼️‼️

#my art #dndads #Glenn close #meant to do this a month ago but u know how it is #had SO much fun drawing him tho 🫶🫶 miss this guy #he has no tattoos because I didn’t want to draw them rn LMAO #also shoutout to Sunday figure drawing I used an old poses from that as a ref for the battle axe one!

[ahalliance]

qétoiles n qbagz’ convo about his code arm + fun banter from last sunday :] english subs + transcript below da cut

[Video transcript:

Etoiles: But yesterday when he [Forever] talked to me, he was so frightened, basically he was like, ‘But one day won’t you lose your shit and want to kill the Eggs with the Code, and everything?’ Though I was telling him, ‘But the fact is, I know the Code very well’—

Baghera: Oh, so you told him you joined—?

Etoiles: No, no, no, not at all. It’s just that he has these assumptions that I’m really allied to the Code because—

Baghera: I think it’s due to your Code tattoo, also, it gives off the impression you’re in the process of transforming into a Code, Etoiles, let’s not lie.

Etoiles: That’s it, that’s it. But, basically I told him that I’ve had it since—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit? You’re taking it well?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, I don’t give a shit because I know he’ll never beat me. Basically I—

Baghera: But you don’t give a shit about the code literally popping up over your body?

Etoiles: Well, yeah, because it’s a part of me now. It’s normal.

Baghera: How?

Etoiles: Well, after— after fighting someone 17 times, you start— you start creating links. But those links—

Baghera: But— you know that’s not how things work. Like— look, we cross paths. Right now we’re crossing paths. You see? We’re crossing paths. I kick your ass. Like, for free. You see? I see you, I’m like, ‘Bro, I don’t like his face,’ so I kick your ass.

Etoiles: But no! Because if you tell me ‘Good fight’ at the end—

Baghera: I see you again— wait, I’m not finished. I see you again like 12 times, and I tell myself, ‘Hey, I’ll do it again,’ I kick your ass again. After a while, Rayou, I won’t get diabetes!

Etoiles: Well, maybe you will, huh.

Baghera: Yes, but it’s not— it doesn’t work, like— there’s no correlation, you see!

Etoiles: You know you won’t have those cells anymore, you know, it’s possible.

Baghera: But— no— what I mean is— Etoiles! That’s now how it works! It’s worrisome! It’s normal for us to worry!

Etoiles: Well, yeah, but, uhhh. Basically, you’re all used to talking with me on the island. And you understand very well that there’s nothing able to corrupt me.

Baghera: That we don’t know, Etoiles! Because— if it’s— I know that your morality, and your enormous brain, and your big body, won’t get corrupted. But if there’s suddenly— well, what I mean is that we don’t know what all the possible systems of manipulation on the island are.

Etoiles: It’s true. No, it’s true. But for the moment I’m doing well.

Baghera: Yeah, well, so much the better. But—

Etoiles: For the moment I’m doing well!

Baghera: If you feel any change, Etoiles, mention it, okay?

Etoiles: Oh, I’ll talk about it. But for the time being I’m doing very well.

Baghera: So I can understand peoples’ fear upon seeing you LITERALLY transform into a Code and who tell themselves, ‘Oh, strange, maybe there’s a thing with the Codes.’

Etoiles: It’s true but who can better know the dangers of the Code than someone who’s confronted it his whole life? Instead of someone who—

Baghera: I’m well aware.

Etoiles: No but it’s— it’s— it’s for that reason that I told Forever. I totally understand the fear and everything, it’s normal. You see a dude turning into a Code, you ask yourself, ‘What’s the guy who sent him doing?’

Baghera: Well, yeah, there you go.

Etoiles: Like, ‘Who sent him?’

Baghera: But you don’t feel any different? Nothing?

Etoiles: Absolutely not, no. Everything is going well. I still hate the Code whenever I see him, I still want to kick his ass. Everything’s fine. Even if right now I want him—

Baghera: But you join up with them when he suggests it, yeah. Well, it’s to get the shield back.

Etoiles: It was just for the shield, believe me. Believe me, if I run into them again- if I run into them again and they don’t offer me things to save the Eggs and everything, it’s goodbye. And considering what I’ve prepared— considering what I’ve prepared, I objectively think that 5 Codes won’t be enough to kill me. There’ll need to be 10 of them.

Baghera: They might bring 10, huh.

Etoiles: Yeah, well, then again, we have time.

Baghera: Well, in any case, they don’t want to kill you anymore since you’re working with them.

Etoiles: Well, in fact, we’re not really— actually— I don’t really know what he’s thinking. Because the last time we talked I told them, ‘But if you lay even a finger on the Eggs, I’ll kick your fucking asses, you sacks of shit.’ And they left, and they didn’t answer me.

Baghera: Then again, they’re a bit cryptic, the Codes, you know.

Etoiles: Yeah, but normally they— I managed to talk with them a bit, so— so I don’t know. Personally, I’m telling you—

Baghera: Okay, no, what I mean is that I understand why when people see you they think, ‘Maybe it’s possible he’s getting a little bit corrupted by the Codes.’

Etoiles: No but yeah, yeah, I totally get it. But honestly, never. Never in a million years.

Baghera: I believe you! I trust you. But if there’s— if once you feel any difference or something of the sort, you mention it, okay? To whomever you want, but you mention it.

Etoiles: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (10000x)

Baghera: You know you’re not very reassuring when you say that, as an answer.

Etoiles: That’s true. But I’m telling you there’s no problem. And— actually. The moment I start feeling strange, I’ll put numbers. And so you’ll have to come get me.

Baghera: Okay, okay. I’ll remember that.

Etoiles: Just that. But I— I— yeah. I whisper in the Code’s ear.

Baghera: The day you start talking to me in binary, there’ll be an issue, basically.

Etoiles: The day I say, ‘10001’, that’s it. But actually, I’m telling you, I could never be corrupted because I have AVAST, my wool block which blocks viruses.

Baghera: That’s real, that’s real.

end video transcript.]

#qsmp #etoiles #baghera jones #étoiles #jay clips #jay rambles #8/10/2023 #please reblog this it took so long . #my fault for thinking transcribing and subtitling a 4min clip was a smart idea tho tbf #lmk if there’s any like . orthography errors in the transcript or whatevs i’ll correct em #i clipped this from étoiles pov but bagz’ pov was so fucking good too #the absolute side eye she gave him as he said the code ‘was a part of him now’ 😭 love the energy #these clips r just gonna serve as her I TOLD YOU SO evidence if smth happens #^ see idk if he’s actually gonna get corrupted (cubito’s chad enough to stave it off let’s be fr) #but i think it’s more of a question of whether the admins (and étoiles) will be able to resist the call of dramatic irony #bc it would be so good LMAO #anw shoutout to the part where he says ‘j’ai envie de lui [le Code]—‘ (I want him [the Code]—‘) #im well aware he just cut himself off before finishing his sentence but ty for furthering the codetoiles agenda king i appreciate it #saying ‘en ce moment j’ai un peu plus envie de lui’ about the Code is CRAZY kabdisdbsidjs

[5-pp-man]

hm.

#buddy daddies #uramichi oniisan #life lessons with uramichi oniisan #i know the alpaca is not a bear yadayada but do you rlly want me to pull up paka from tow. #they rlly fit these guys well personality wise too. which makes sense cause its a good combo that works well off of eachother #the pink rabbit w the bow tie though thats almost spot on lmao. just the wrong colour. kumas colour. #anyways. gn. #tedpost #also i couldnt find a nice screenshot of those two together w the costume half off like that so you get stock image kuma n hara #which i had to edit together btw. if you even care. #EDIT; goodbye mr johnson you will be missed. you were scaring the hoes (rebloggers) #shoutout to the one blog who rbed this with him still in it

[enemymag]

> drops off the face of tumblr

> finally posts art after multiple months of absence

> it's for a completely different fandom

My bad my bad, anyways heyy `,:]

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #team fortress demoman #tavish degroot #i love this man i rotate him around in my head like a microwave #also shoutout to the discord guy who wanted me to draw him in the miku project diva outfit #nervous to post again lmao please dont expect me to keep posting regularly 👍👍👍👍 #i spent 2 hours on this im embarrassed by that alone

[benjaminthecoathanger]

i got inspired by seeing other disco elysium jackets so i painted shivers on my battle jacket! this is the first proper thing i’ve painted and i’m v proud of it!

#i’m pretty sure tumblr user catsanddiscoballs did a shivers jacket and that’s the one that inspired me but i’m not sure it’s them #i think i also saw a similar one on twitter maybe?? either way as a concept this slaps!!! #i also handmade the patches you see here with the safety pins #i didn’t have time to sew them properly lmao #also all the studs i added by hand! using nail scissors lol #shivers is a little janky but hey. look at her go #also shoutout to dea-marte for being so kind about it!! they’re wonderful and you should check him and hee blog out!! #disco elysium #ben leaves the house

[akuma-tenshi]

my one and only contribution to this fandom

#cold front game #cold front winnie #shoutout to dunia for introducing me to this game #i have been absolutely RUINED #sorry if this has been done before i just saw him and was like “lmao blue eyes” #sprite was ripped directly from the game files lmao #rambling