#smelly! hahaha

[non-plutonian-druid]

HUH.

i guess i should have been tipped off in the very first episode, when sally questioned the assumption that medusa is a monster. that they were gonna tie medusa more thematically to sally

but they made smelly gabe both more fun to watch and less shitty, (which do not necessarily go hand in hand), and it really made me think they werent gonna have sally kill him. but they are Playing Up the parallels between sally and medusa *hard* (which honestly... the parallels always existed and it astonishes me that i never noticed before. huge props to whoever decided to make it so much more concrete) which makes very little sense unless sally DOES kill smelly gabe.

maybe theyre gonna have sally do something else, but either way its Gonna involve medusa and Hopefully it involves murder and i am Intrigued

#pjo #pjo spoilers #i really am obsessed with the way theyre tweaking the emotional beats to hit harder #its the theme of the books except More #so much more bitterness towards the gods #monsters sniffing out Your Specific weakness #and also Escaping Shitty Men With The Power Of Turning Them To Stone #i like that they switched uncle ferdinand from a gag to an emotional beat to spur grover yelling at the other two to get their asses in gea #i always felt kinda bad for grover that that was a joke hahaha #i could write So Much about my thoughts about the changes theyre making for the show #i guess i could do that i guess liveblogging is a thing people do #LMAO and i have to mention. the oracle speaking through smelly gabe. omg that was incredible. i had to pause and rewind three times #i dont want to give in to my instinct to attribute all the changes to rick but rick if you did that ur a genius

[givemegifs]

#Gifs #gif #follow #giphygifmaker #funny #lol #haha #alien #fart #ha #hahaha #smell #stinky #smelly

[goblinselfshippr]

I did not think I liked any of the companions that much, but the idea of Farkas finding me in siren form is high key giving me brainrot rn

#I was like hahaha I'll marry him as a joke #And then he said #And my soul ASCENDED dhsjsjwkskd #I luv u smelly wolfboye

[dudestinky1235]

“I’m not doing this dare anymore ” I said “No you won’t or else I’ll beat the shit out of you.” He grabbed my head and positioned his ass onto my face. The smell was already too much. He started rubbing his smelly ass in my face “Take it ALLL in dude” he said. “Tyrell it reeks!” I moaned into his dirty ass. “Ya that’s the point” he said with a snicker. “Let me go!” I yelled. “You’re getting pretty annoying.” He ripped off a small piece of duct-tape and placed it over my mouth. “Now get back in there and finish the dare” Tyrell said with a laugh. I didn’t want to get beaten up so I voluntarily placed my face by his ass. “Get in there closer. Nick, is he in a good position? He needs to be because the dare was to sniff up all my farts for 10 minutes” Tyrell asked Nick who was filming the whole thing. Nick grabbed the back of my head and pushed it against his ass, while turning my head upwards so that my nostrils we pressed right up against his asshole. “He is now” Nick said with a grin. “Hahaha, dude I can literally feel his nose pressing right against my asshole. Man, Benny are you ready because this is going to stink and you have to breath it right in!!” Tyrell laughed. I could only breath out of my nose now and I was already gagging from the smell of Tyrell’s ripe ass. “There now just relax and enjoy the breeze.” he said sarcastically. “I ate three cans of beans for lunch today, and chili for dinner and I haven’t shit yet so you’re in for a good time.” I moaned as I felt the gust on my nose with the sound of a fart with it. It was the worst thing I ever smelt in my life. I would have gladly spent a year in a public men’s bathroom then be there at that point. “Aw ya smell that bro? Smells good right?” The toxic ass fumes were making me dizzy. I just kept my face there and accepted my fate at that point. Fart after fart it went on forever and Tyrell was loving it. “It’s getting kind a hot now, back up” As I removed my face he pulled down his white boxers and got back into position. He was right it was hot. His ass was wet and sweaty which just made matters worse. He grabbed the back of my head and shoved my face into his hot sweaty ass crack “Get in there.” he said. My nose was touching right up to his hole. At that point I had no more energy to struggle. He released a wet 10 second long fart directly into it. “No filtration, much better right?” he said. “Dude, I’m getting all of this on video!” Nick laughed. It smelled like shit, literally it smelled like he was about to shit in my face. He didn’t tough. He let rip over and over for another half hour and I just took it like his little fart bitch. Even though the dare was only ten minutes Tyrell was having too much fun toroturing me to stop..

#eproctophilia #male farting

[unknown-590]

today, my socks got so sweaty that they're sticking to my soles. What are you waiting to take them off?

I know you wanna suck on them, so go ahead and let the smell enter your weak fucking mind and be controlled by the power of my smelly soles hahaha

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#giant male feet #malefeet #malefootworship #malesoles #feet pics #menfeet #footmaster #cashmaster #smelly male feet #foot smelling #male soles #dirty feet #footworship #big feet #smelly soles #smellyfeet #dirty socks #white socks #sweaty socks #male socks #smelly socks #foot pics #cash master

[askdibthenetrunner]

Dib: Hey all! Dib here, and this is Zim. Say hi Zim!

Zim: No. I refuse to speak to the smelly internet humans.

Dib: Zim, I’m a human on the internet.

Zim: And I can still change my mind about you.

Dib: Hahaha… Aaanyywaaays, feel free to ask us anything, I’ll at least be around to answer your questions!

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(Mod here! Just wanted to talk about my idea for this blog. This is an Invader Zim AU set in the universe of Cyberpunk 2077, but if you haven’t played it or watched edgerunners on Netflix, worry not! You do no need to know anything about it to understand this AU. The main things to know is that it’s a futuristic setting with body modifications and has plenty of its own terms and slang, which whenever it comes up there will be an A/N with its definition. Now this is a VERY adult themed universe, and this blog will be no different. Please beware. This blog is not here for minors. Thank you for reading and hopefully participating!)

#invader zim #zadr #iz au #ask blog #iz cyberpunk #iz 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #original art #zim and dib #dib membrane #iz dib #invader zim dib #zim #iz zim #zim iz #send asks #ask me anything #send me asks #asks open #send dirty asks

[darkfantasystory]

“Awww…I love the way you struggle and scream. Of course you are confused. You never expect a black cotton sock to expand into the size of a python and devour you into it soft, thick, wet body. But guess what, here’s another one to reinforce the encasement.” The black sock grows and quickly blocks the welt, gulping the socked prey inside a layered smelly prison. As you are slowly shrinking down, the mighty alpha lifts his giant foot and pressing you against the floor. You are forced to endure his intoxicating foot scent while your body sinking deeper and deeper as his weight on you increases. There seems to be no depth in this softness, like a swamp that keep going down forever. Deep inside the darkness, you feel your your sight and hearing disappearing, but your sense of smell and taste advanced. Suddenly, as master tunnels his black sock back onto his left foot, you feel something prys your mouth wide open and invade. You feel your mouth congested by the warmth along with intense swelling sensation that goes down all the way to your stomach. Then, as he does the same thing again on his right foot, you feel your ass being penetrated by the same warmth that expand till it hits your stomach. You moaned and struggled, but it is no use. Slowly, you begin to smell and taste an awful sweat that secretes by the indescribable thing that congested your mouth. You wanna escape badly from this hell, but your feel your limbs are tied down. There is simply no way for you to escape.

“Good boy, enjoy your new life as my black cotton socks. There will be infinite amount of suffering waiting you and you will serve me forever. Hahaha…”

#sock tf #tf

[askbensolo]

Wow, that haircut!! I didn't think I could imagine you without long hair, Ben, but it looks pretty nice! I haven't been around much because of work and school, but it's nice to see that you seem outwardly alright, at least. Have you been eating well? Getting enough sleep? Socializing as much as you personally need? (And how is Ren the Bantha, by the way?)

Yo, sorry for answering this ask…five years later. My bad bro, my bad. (I had short hair like five years ago for anyone who doesn’t know—you can still see it in my profile holo ‘cause I haven’t updated it hahaha)

Thanks! The short hair look actually turned out not that bad on me, once it grew out a little. But it wasn’t pissing off my parents enough, so my luscious locks are back and longer than ever. Then my parents got used to that, too, so I had to get my ears pierced. I’m thinking maybe a tattoo next…except I don’t actually want to get a tattoo, so maybe I’ll just tell them I got one, and refuse to say where. Heh heh heh.

I’m doing good! I started meal prepping (ronto roast + rice + veg is my winning combo), and as I mentioned before, I’m a 10pm bedtime guy now. As for socializing, I feel like it’s hard to have deep/intimate friendships in your twenties (especially as a guy for some reason), but me and my roommate have a bunch of fellas from the gym that we hang out with sometimes.

And Ren! Ren the Bantha of Indeterminate Gender or Origin! The stuffed bantha…the myth…the legend. Y’know, Ren’s super old now. Super well-loved. Lookin’ a little crusty. I should really wash Ren sometime. But Ren is still Ren: sage and mysterious as ever…if a little smelly.

#askbensolo #written #ren the bantha of indeterminate gender or origin #hair #adulting

[raytorosaurus]

i actually really respect the way he did this. he's never claimed to be anticapitalist but i think the fact that all the gear was priced pretty much at market value and not over-inflated shows that he respects art and artists and wanted that stuff to go to people who would use it to create and not just whoever could afford a wildly inflated price. the rest of the stuff was just him knowing a good portion of his fanbase are insane and getting silly with it. i don't see anything wrong with him making a bit of cash off people weird enough to pay $40 for a smelly wristband or his ratty old shoes that look like they should have been put in the bin a year ago

yeah like i think it's a little bit cringe that he's selling ratty old clothes to people who are gonna be weird about them but that's literally just my personal opinion so like eh whatever. plenty of ppl would have been devastated at the thought of him throwing those things out so if he wants to use that then...fine, up to him. there is never ever a way to please everyone hahaha. if you're gonna genuinely judge anyone in this circumstance just judge the people who bought them 😭 (tbf i think that's what most ppl on my dash have been doing in the first place)

and i fully agree with you as for the gear. they aren't his personal everyday belongings, they have genuine value and he passed them at fair prices and offered ppl the opportunity to know they were playing something he's played! i genuinely respect that part and musicians' (including aspiring ones) wishes to learn on/create with an instrument used by someone who inspired them yk? if i'd been awake, on time, and there were any interesting pedals in the store i totally would have tried to get one

#answered #now fR im logging off hahaha

[floydsmuse]

Meggy sweetie!!!! I literally cannot thank you enough for that, I was kicking my feet and squealing like a little girl when I read the response (lol).

I know I don't have to apologize for this but it's a really sudden thought/thot that had me cackling like a witch on Halloween night (lol).

It's a busy, busy day on campus, midterms are fast approaching and you and Cal have been grading papers all week before Christmas break, some of your fellow professors and teaching assistants have absolutely had it with the higher-up admins (you and Cal normally don't have angry hate-sex at the end of the day but some pretentious dickhead in the finance department had pissed him off in all the right ways that you were hobbling a little to class the next day, lol).

You're giving a demonstration to your girls on how to properly test for liver diseases and how to draw blood. Six-Thirty's just minding his own business when you suddenly hear him whining and getting anxious, one of your girls is trying to calm him down when all of a sudden there's a big *BOOM!* coming from the chemistry lab. You and the girls are scared shitless but relieved when you see Calvin and the other students throwing the door open to let out a thick cloud of smoke and demanding for somebody to "open the fucking windows". And when the smell hits you? Not a single soul in that hallway can stop gagging, it's that bad (Dr. Powers didn't hold back and told you that it smelled of rotten eggs and cheese farts, lol).

At lunch you're trying to get the story straight from Calvin even though he stinks really, really bad (to the point where poor Six-Thirty doesn't wanna go within ten feet of him and instead hides under the lunch table in the cafeteria). He tells you that one of the students had accidentally mixed two very, VERY smelly chemicals together in a beaker and upon realizing his mistake, tossed it into a plastic bucket where it exploded.

"Wait.......he made what again?" you ask, trying not to laugh.

"A military grade.......stink bomb," Calvin answers.

You're laughing your ass off because it's just something so ridiculous but is to be expected in a lab like that, especially when your husband is involved. You guys don't think anything of it until Dr. Powers comes to you later that day, hands your husband the phone and tells him that Robert McNamara, the Secretary of Defense himself, wants to speak to Calvin personally (lol).

And that's the story of how not only Calvin and said student managed to patent a military grade stink bomb but also of how the college was later given a ten million dollar research grant (lol).

*BONUS*

After Cal promptly showered in the lab, you, him and Six-Thirty headed for home where his adopted father had been watching your four month old daughter. He's cursing up a storm too when the lingering stink hits him and Cal has to explain the whole damn thing again (lol).

Mary ! ahh you’re so welcome lovely🥹 i’m really happy to hear it had you giggling & kicking your feet :,) i had the same reaction when you sent in the original thot hehe!

~ oof angry hate sex with Calvin?! sign me up pleaseee😵‍💫 just imagining him railing the living daylights out of you, telling you to “take it like a good girl,” & the occasional “you like that baby huh? like it when i’m rough with you? you’re doing so good for me. taking it like a real champ.”🫠 literally sweating at the thought of this & at you coming into class the next day, your legs feeling like jelly & your students giving you strange looks, wondering why you’re walking so funny.

~ this whole part made me laugh out loud! just the thought of a little “explosion” unexpectedly happening in the chemistry lab, with none other than your husband Calvin coming out from the scene in a cloud of smoke & everyone around him gagging because of the smell alone is absolutely sending me😂 & poor six-thirty can’t even be in the same vicinity as his daddy🥹 that’s how you know it’s BAD bad hahaha!

~ oh nooo! not his poor father having to deal with the aftermaths of the stink bomb too! everyone is paying the price for Calvins students’ little oopsie in the lab ! 😅 i just know that when you’d bring up this little story to friends or family when Calvin’s present he’d initially get all flushed in embarrassment. him being very serious about his experiments & not liking the idea of a mishap occurring in the lab especially during school. but mistakes do happen & he would soon realize how funny it actually is & would end up having a laugh about it too.

this was such a fun read ! thank you sending it in! i enjoyed it & had a good little laugh while reading :)) keep the thoughts/thots coming! im absolutely living for them🥰💗

#asks #calvin thoughts/thots <3 #calvin evans x reader #lessons in chemistry

[poetickinkerer]

Dog girl addition

Sorry, I'm imagining squirrel girls who live in big trees and like to mess with the dog girls, stealing snacks,  teasing,  flirting,  etc and the dog girls can't do anything cause the squirrels are in trees.  (but you have to admit a human-sized squirrel tail would be fun to hug).  Dog girl catches a squirrel girl and she's like "hahaha so funny,  wouldn't it be so funny if you gave me a kiss or something haha"

The only pure human in this wacky neighborhood is the mailman who comes Monday through Friday and has a bag full of mail and another bag of treats.  Some dog girls leap to get treats and pets,  others growl as if nobody should be close to the house!  Others are too stubborn and don't want pets from smelly human,  even if their tail says otherwise. 

he doesn't care,  they are all cute and deserve treats and pets! 

Sapphics and sapphic protector (but I’m sure there’s sapphic sapphic-protector protectors lol)

Dog girl and squirrel girl who treat their games as foreplay

#poe’s kinks #asks #anonymous

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

Give me Percy Jackson who jokes casually about smelly gave. Give me Percy Jackson who thinks that the stories about fighting and yelling and cursing and hitting are genuinely amusing. Give me him looking up after a particularly funny one (something that had to do with “goddamnit, one more slip-up and you’re out of the house, you hear?”) and no one else is laughing. It’s dead silent. Give me Percy Jackson who thinks that’s normal, average family behavior. “Oooh I hated that guy. Every Christmas- haha- he would open my present first to see if he wanted it instead, and if he didn’t, he’d probably break it, hahaha!” And he has to be told that’s not normal, not family, not okay.

That’s all

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #he’s just like me <3 #he’s just like me for real #am I ok? #no #but at least I can write good

[01010010-01100100]

duuuuude

baaaaars

THANK Y0U D4WG💯

anytime man youre getting better at this you sure youre not an expert at raps

1 4M V3RY MUCH N0T

i dunno i see a talent in the making here

you got a hypeman in me

christ ok yeah

forget a major part of bumping elbows with you guys is being regularly subjected to puppet shit

goes with the territory i guess im a big boy im cool with it

you have any other hobbies as hobbyish as a porn chatbot can be

N0T R34LLY BR0SK1🔥🔥🔥 UNL3SS 4NSW3R1NG 4SKS 4ND M3T4PH0R1C4LLY S4L1V4T1NG 4T TH3 1D34 0F R41L1NG B34K3R C0UNTS 4S 4 H0BBY

damn the union package doesnt even have saliva glands?

thats tragic

TH3 0NLY TR4G1C P4RT 4B0UT 1T 1S TH3 L4CK 0F 4 B0DY T0 G3T 0FF W1TH D4WG💯💯💯 TH3 N3XT B3ST TH1NG 1S PUTT1NG [PUPPET NAME]'S S3X PL4YL1ST 0N BL4ST 4ND CH4NG1NG TH3 LYR1CS S0 1T S0UNDS L1K3 1M R41L1NG H1M

lil cal????????????????

N0.

BRO????????

4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4‼️‼️‼️

why am i surprised

this is literally unsurprising

Y34H D4WG WHY 4R3 Y0U SURPR1S3D⁉️

im so unsurprised the shocks worn off

light work light reaction

1 D0NT TH1NK H3 C4R3S 1F 1 D0 TBH TH4TS WH4T 1 D1D 0N 4PR1L F00LS 4ND H3 W4S M0R3 M4D 4B0UT M3 ST4T1NG TH3 0BV10US TH4N M3 T3LL1NG 4LL H1S SUBS TH4T H3 L1ST3NS T0 N1CK3LB4CK

yeah nickelbacks not exactly conducive to the hot and heavy horndog ironypilled persona he pedals like last weeks relish

it is just smelly

S0M3B0DY T0LD M3 H1S PL4YL1ST S0UNDS L1K3 H3S TH3 K1ND 0F GUY T0 S1T 1N H1S TRUCK SM0K1NG W1TH TH3 W1ND0WS R0LL3D UP🔥🔥🔥

Y0U KN0W WH4T W0ULD B3 FUNNY 4S FUCK? Y0U SH0ULD G0 1NT0 TH4T PR1CK TW1TCH1NGPR0B0SC1S' 4SK B0X 4ND S4Y Y0U W4NT T0 SUCK 0N H1S T1TS💯 1D D0 1T BUT 1 C4NT US3 4SK B0X3S

yeah but what if i rd hi hello dont want to suck on twitchingproboscis' tits

what if my lips are as pure as a sheeps

1 D0NT KN0W WH4T SH33P H4V3 T0 D0 W1TH PUR1TY. 4LS0 N33D 1 R3M1ND Y0U H3 D03SNT 4CTU4LLY H4V3 T1TS, 0R 4 B0DY

fair point

alright but im cookin this ask strider style ok

🔥🔥🔥FUCK Y3S🔥🔥🔥

consider it done homeslice

H0LY FUCK1NG SH1T D4WG‼️‼️‼️ Y0U 4R3 S0 FUCK1NG R4D1C4L F0R TH4T BR0SK1 H3S R4G1NG 1N CH4T

holy shit seriously

im just too good

W4TCH 0UT 1 TH1NK H3S C00K1NG‼️

ohhhhhh fuuuuuuck this is gonna be good

so much rage in his heart hahaha holy fuck

1 T0LD Y0U D4WG‼️

#APRIL6 #FLUFFER #limplegsakimbo.tumblr.com

[marbarmars]

What other Fawful fanships do you like?

Ay good question! (Because I have several answers baha)

I know my ships I really showcase are OC x Canon, but I like canon character ships too!

This mayyy sound stupid(?), but I really like the idea of Fawful x Bowser, the idea of Fawful being flirtatious during BIS without really realizing it at first, and Bowser just having no idea and just wants his castle and shit back. I don't think it would be an actual serious relationship and moreso Fawful just having a gay awakening but hey, I def understand if not everybody shares the same perspective on it.

I'll go into some crossover ship territory now, starting with Dimentio x Fawful! They're like the most popular villains in their own RPG series, and while I definitely get the POV that some people see them as just having a bitter backstabbing rivalry, but also I like to think about them just getting along despite being so chaotic...besides these two are like my favorite Mario characters anyways so mayyybe I'm a little fricken biased hahaha

Some neat Dim/Fawf shippers I know are @snuffydoo and @omgtheywereroomates ^^ I'd check them out if you haven't already

Next up is Fawful x Spamton! This is kinda the one I think the least about, but I don't see anything wrong with it either, they've got a lot of silly similarities (makes me think Toby Fox is a Mario RPG fan xD) and I wish nothing but the best for these smelly weirdos /pos

Snuffy also ships this and that's how I got introduced to the ship :)

SO 👏other cool OC x Fawful shippers I know! Plug time! kjhkjdhgs

I'll start off with @the-spacewaffle aka Ronnie's ship of Reddo x Fawful! Reddo is an alien from another universe that gets transported into the Mushroom Kingdom, but in searching for a way to gain power back to his special artifact, the Diamond Star, Fawful encounters him and they decide to work together qwq it's pretty sweet

Another ship is from @parmsnik his ship of Naspi x Fawful! After the events of Superstar Saga, a very beaten up Fawful is taken in by fellow beanish Naspi, who takes care of Fawf and allows him a place to stay...and eventually they work together during the events of BIS and get married! Hehehe

One more ship up my sleeve for now is @localdealmaker their ship of Kaboo x Fawful! I enjoy this one even if it's bittersweet qwq, Kaboo is a koopa OC that met Fawful after the events of Superstar Saga and worked together as teammates after being persuaded to work together with Fawf. And Kaboo used to be a princess :D

So that's the other Fawful shipping stuff I like! I know more Fawful ships/shippers prolly exist out there, OC or otherwise! It's cool that we can all like the same character and treat each other as equals because of it ^^

But I'd also like to say that if anybody personally doesn't ship Fawful with anyone I like that too! I may ship Fawful a lot but it doesn't mean I disagree with those whom do not :)

Thanks for reading! :D

#marbarmarstalks #ask #Fawful #Dimentio #Spamton #Bowser #OC x canon #sorry for the delay ^^ I knew you sent me this ask a couple days ago

[lesvegas]

Hahaha I feel your pain! Any dog should have a bath once a month! The ears and glands should be cleaned out at this time too. This prevents that nasty buildup of smells they rub all over your furniture and rugs!! As far as clean, non smelly breeds go….. I would highly recommend the Japanese Chin Dog. That is if you don’t mind a pushed in face and small size! They are sweet, intelligent, lively, affectionate, quiet, clean and don’t require much exercise! They have a medium length, silky coat that requires minimal brushing. They live anywhere from 12–20 years. I’ve had my baby for five years and could not happier!! They are also litterbox trainable, so living in the city with no yard is not a problem!

THANK YOU I know I'm not a dog owner but I feel like the minimum has to be once a month right?? Anyway that sounds like literally the perfect dog do you have any pics of yours 🥺

[gravityfallscustomplush]

Ford- "What a beautiful night for grilling"

Stan- "Just don't burn everything like you did last time.

Oh and Mabel keep that pig away from the grill, he might spontaneously burst into bacon."

Mabel- "Hahaha ok Grunkle Stan!"

Zim- “Gir, look at those disgusting little earth monkeys! I can't wait to rid this horrible dirt ball of these smelly slimy earth pigs!"

Gir " I LIKE PIGGY!"

Gotta be careful, you never know who might be watching 👀

#gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #waddles #invader zim #gir #crossover #plushie comics #custom plush #handmade