RWBY x Smite prompt: It'd be hilarious if Jaune was the host of Cthulhu. He'd just have this voice in his head promising him power. I'm exchange for worship.
Hmm 🤔, this will be set in the bathroom when he meets hades in the actual au
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During one of ports boring lecture, coupled with Odin's own tales of his hunts
.̵͈̬͔̜͐͗͋̍͗̀.̴̲̞͉̣̰̲͙̙̬̈̀̔̈́͋̽̈́̆̓̎̈́́̔͂͗.̴̗̯̫̳̊̊̐̆̚͝.̶͔͖̪̦̥̤̦̎͛͊̀̌̇̉̃ͅͅ.̶̛͚̻͕͋̾̅̍̆̀̓̾͌̍͛J̵̨͉̺͔̦̠͉̓̾̂͒͗̓̌̏̕͝a̵̖͈̣̟̝̍͂͐̒͌̓̈̉u̶̥͖̱͚͈̞͍̯͚͙̘̗̮̓̀͐̿̉̎̄͝n̶̡̲̩͇̹͕͔̺̤͓͈̆̏͑͑̓̈́ͅę̷̨̡̬̮͔̖͎̤̮̈́̋̈́̉͂͂̈́̃̀͜ͅ.̴̡̖̪̯̩̯̳̬̱̙̳̑͆̌͛̀ͅ.̴̢̛̝̮̱͖̹͎̟̲̘̇̅͑̎̆͂̌̄̓̐͊̿̕͝.̸͇͑̾͂͒̈́̋̈́̾̈̌͘͝͝.̶̛͙͈̜͇͎̰̞͇͙̬͙̌̄͘.̸̮̺̝͈̆̿̄́̽
Jaune straight faced, taking notes
.̵͈̬͔̜͐͗͋̍͗̀.̴̲̞͉̣̰̲͙̙̬̈̀̔̈́͋̽̈́̆̓̎̈́́̔͂͗.̴̗̯̫̳̊̊̐̆̚͝.̶͔͖̪̦̥̤̦̎͛͊̀̌̇̉̃ͅͅ.̶̛͚̻͕͋̾̅̍̆̀̓̾͌̍͛J̵̨͉̺͔̦̠͉̓̾̂͒͗̓̌̏̕͝a̵̖͈̣̟̝̍͂͐̒͌̓̈̉u̶̥͖̱͚͈̞͍̯͚͙̘̗̮̓̀͐̿̉̎̄͝n̶̡̲̩͇̹͕͔̺̤͓͈̆̏͑͑̓̈́ͅę̷̨̡̬̮͔̖͎̤̮̈́̋̈́̉͂͂̈́̃̀͜ͅ.̴̡̖̪̯̩̯̳̬̱̙̳̑͆̌͛̀ͅ.̴̢̛̝̮̱͖̹͎̟̲̘̇̅͑̎̆͂̌̄̓̐͊̿̕͝.̸͇͑̾͂͒̈́̋̈́̾̈̌͘͝͝.̶̛͙͈̜͇͎̰̞͇͙̬͙̌̄͘.̸̮̺̝͈̆̿̄́̽
Jaune has an annoyed look on his face
.̸̝̻̬̳̙̬̣̰̜̆͗̊̍̈́͊̔̓̓͑̒̈́̀͘͜.̶̨̬̣͕̣͊͐͒̌͑̉̓͑̈́͘̚.̴̛̜̳͚͈̭̎̍͌̅̅̐̂̚ͅ.̵̙̑̎̆̌̌̕J̴̤̿͛͆̚ͅà̷͈̈́͊̏͊̍͛̿͌͑̓͘͘̚͝ũ̷̮͚̲̺̙̙̜͇͔̥̓ñ̶͉̮̲̙͔͍̤̣̭̞͉͉̗̅͆̾̚e̵̟̝̜͛̆͆͒̀̏͆̑̾́̽͆̕.̷̧̢̗̘̠̗̣̺͕͒̌̑́͆̏̊.̴͉̘̗͎̀̈́̿̇̌̏̆̆̀̓̿̾͠͝.̸̱̰̯̪̈̀͗̔͋̃̄̚ͅ.̷̧͓̲̳͓̘̙̮͙̤̺̄́̓͆̿̈̉̿͆͜
Jaune is now visibly agitated
.̴͙̺̮̠̱͚̖̼͉̙̝͚̃͒͂ͅ.̷̜̾̿͂̓̇̕.̸̟͚̗̍͗.̷̨͖̱̜͎͚̝̳̝͆̽̏̈́̌̕J̷̢̨̝̤̘̯̆̓̒́̊̆͂͆̏̏̂̽̈́͂͜A̷͙͕̩͇͈̗̩̙͛̃̅̒̀U̸̡̗̖̲̣͇͇̜̣͊͊̈̔͑̾̿͂͑̓͠Ṉ̷͕̼͍͉̯͉̤̟͖̖̱͈̅͊͋̒͝È̷̡̧͉̟̖̮̜͚̣́̈́̇̓̆̎͂̅̽͜!̷̡̝̬̗̂́̈̆͂̌.̵̨̳̖̖̞̞̣͕͓̖̫̽͑̈̎̉͋͘.̴̨̢͈͎̦͊̅͐͌̐́.̵̢͇̆̏̃͒̈́̈́͋̂̉̀̀͘͜͠͠͝.̸͓̰̯͇̮̣͕͖̥͖̥̫͍͋́̄́̎̓̆̈́͑̓͋̌
Jaune: *standing straight up* My I be excuse?!
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Jaune stormed into the nearest restroom. He locked the door, turned off lights, pulled a razor from his pocket, made a fairly deep cut into his thumb, and traced around one of the mirrors.
Jaune: *angerly* what?!
His reflection stared back at him, only its eyes burn a strange color. Like something from space. Soon the mirror began to fog over leaving the eyes visible. After a few seconds jaune's image was replaced with some else. A creature far beyond human comprehension.
This is Cthulhu, the great sleeper
Į̵̼͈̮̱̜̇̃ ̷̹͗̀̐̂̌͝a̷͍̼̩̎̃̉͒̂̈́̂͂́̔̉ṃ̷̛̱͙̯̖͔͛̈́̂͗͊͗̅̿̄̍̕̕͠ ̸̨̪̼̥̳͍̭͍̗̱͍̯͉̪̜̀h̵̞̭̎̓͂̇̒͂̉̄̂̔̈́̕̚͝ų̷̬̯̫̙̩̻̪̝͓͍̺̦̹̮́́̋̍̚͠͠n̶͎̺͎̥̹̭̳̤͇͇̭̣̦̗̺̓g̴̤̬̿̐̾͌̑̽̔͑̕͠ŗ̷̧̟͈͆̐͛̍͛͝͝ͅỹ̴̨͚̝̫̟̲̗̞̾̐̊̄́̽͑͋̎̊̕͝͠ ̵̡̡̡͕̰͉̰̹͇̬̙̳̩̉̎̓͘
Jaune: you had me rush out of class, do some drak ritual in my blood.....because you're fucking hungry?!
.̵̨̞̖̝̺͛̀̌̒͘.̶̛̩̈̊̈́͆͌͒̕.̷̨́̅̑͋̑.̸̢̨̢̞̺̠͈̭͍͍̬̱̰͈̺̃̄̀̑̓͆̐̓̄̀͗̚.̶̧̰͔͓̞̽̑̈́́͌̄͊͑́̊̀͠y̶̡͕̭̳̥͈̓͊̉͒̌͋͗̐͋é̸͙̱̖̫͙̱̥͔͚̮͙̼̆ͅͅs̸̙͓̄̆̄͐͐̄̽̀̔
Jaune sighed dramatic then crossed his arms
Jaune: I'm not giving you a human sacrifice
The great old one's eyes narrowed at the huntsman
Ÿ̶̤̗̙̱͔́̂͂͗̇̏͜͝o̸̫͊͌̀ŭ̵̮̩̜̻̬̪̯̤͓̺͚͔̿͛͂͑̍͐̍̐͒̂̈́̇͜͝ ̶̧͉̣̻̗̭̰̎̿̆͆͊̐ͅm̷̛̞̺̯͎̖͊̉̏͐̀͌̽͌͌̇̑̉͝͝u̴̢̙̣̹̩̲͍̠̮̞͝ͅs̶͈͎͈̦̣̻͍͕̦̻͊͛͑̂͒͂̈̆̅͌́͋̅͝t̵̡̜͈̭̫͉̒̌͆̈́̈̍̓̾̓́̈́͌̕͝.̶̛͙̈́̔͐̐̂̈́̒͒͘͝.̵̧̢̛͚̜͎͔̲͈̪̦͎̔͂͊͊̈́̍̏̽̄͜͝.̵͕͈̗̅͆̿̐̎̿̃ͅ.̷̨͎̣̣̜̓͒̌̐̋̓̀̒̽̅̚͜͠.̷̟̼̰̘̗̊̔̄̓̾͛į̸̛̣͔̤͎̘̒̓͐͋̔̆̀̂͛̏̚͝͠t̶̡̧̟̩͇̗̥̦́͊͗̀̉́͌̃͛̽̚͠ ̷̢̠̦̘̱͖̻̥͚͚̟̩̃́͛̔͊͒͛͘ͅi̴̳̺̠̝͊̊́͆̈̐̀͑͌͒͌͑͘͝s̸͍̹̟͕̥͙̲͈̙̯̞͔̒ͅ ̷͇͌̅͌̽͊͌͘̕̕͝͝y̴̢̨̧̛̛͚̰͕̙̞͚̘̻̯̙̑̅̃̃͐̀̅͌̉̈́͠ỗ̷̡̹̺̼̝̫̤̊̊͛͌̃͑̈́̇̽̀́̊ù̴̧͕̜̥͖̯̘̉̐̕͝r̷̢͇̯̞̫̜͐̿̅̾̎̀̿̃̂͜͜ ̶̢̛̦̟͕̭̗͐̓͗̍̈́͒̍̓̕ḑ̷̯̻̮̠̜͕̪̙̺̻̗̳͆̋̏͌̈́̎̏͠ư̵̜̲͔̮̠͎͉̥͈̍̀̓͋̿̂̔̂̋̀̂͝t̵̖͔̝̤̟͇̬̦̼̩̟̭͆̓̍̈́̋̅͘͝͝y̴̨̛͓̠̭͒̎́̋͊̐̄̆̂̄̕
Jaune: *glaring back* Hey i have yet to recover from the last time.
Y̷̡̛̛̺̓̇̔̓̽̽̅̀̐̋̇͝o̷̧̺̹̼̮̙̟͔͊͐̆̓͌͂̂͌͂̏͊̈́̉͝͠u̴̮̜͖̫̰̝̠̓̑̾̒͑͘͝ͅ ̵͍͚̭̤̍̀̎̃̑̍̇̅́̏̋͝s̸̩̥̬̘͎̖͖̘̣̣͔̋̒͑̔̓͆̋̈́͗̐̌͘ą̸̛̗̰͚͙̠̤̣̜͍̮̓̈́̅̒͗͊͆̄͌̍͋̚̕i̷̬̝͖̘̱̊̒̄̉̓͐̎͌̆̀̒̆̀ͅd̴̨̙̫͚̙͉̹̮̻̥̳̗̘̤͇͆̃̽ ̵̜̳̾̎͒͐̓̓̕͘̕ḩ̴͔̬̫̤̫͎̤̬̓̈́̈́́͑̓̒́̋e̴̳̞͓͍̟͊̀͋ ̷̡͙̜̀͂͒͛̉͛̽̍͛̂̕͝w̴̮͔̺̤̬̅́̃͘͠ạ̷̲͗͒͂̓͌̅̊̄̽͋́̚͘̕͝s̶̡̪̪̥͙̬͍̙͖͇̲̳̋̽̑̈́̀̍̉̚͝ͅ ̴̡̢̧͈̻̘͎̞͙̪̟͋͂͌͂͒́̌̂̿͘̚s̶̨̪̝̜͎̝̥̮̬͚͑̑̆́͒̿͐̓̃̍̌͜c̸̨͓͉͉͙̪̙̻̈́̌̐̑̕͜͠͝ͅͅȕ̷̡̗̯̭̻̙̱̆̈́ͅm̵̱͔̺̜̰͍͚̜͇̀̀͝!̶̡̢͎̳̲̀̈́͒̉̚̚
Jaune: he was but....
N̵̮̣͚͋̾̾ȍ̴͓͂b̶̢́͘ǫ̸̮̮̑̈́d̵͖̣̎ý̶̭͙̮̜ ̵̧̱́̔w̷̲̘͇̣͋̿̒̐ĩ̷̝̔̄͋l̵̲̀ļ̴̙̺͛̔ ̵͔̠̿̍͆̚m̷̮̝͉͌i̶̠̾͝ṣ̵̆͐̌s̴̘͇̫̐̆̋͝ ̵̮̻͎̮̏̐ţ̵͕͗͘h̸̠̱̖̹̄a̴̧̞̤͂͗̊͘ͅt̷̫̒ ̸͚̯̔̂͛p̷̲̪̮̦̓̄͠u̸̮͓̻̔n̶͓̦͙̠̑͑y̴̢̦͚̌̈́ ̶̠̥̮̑l̷̢͓̦̩̾͂ȃ̷̼̳̇̀̽ṅ̶̬̺d̶̡̖̒͒̉͂é̵͎̯ȓ̸͍̓̃́ ̷̣̈́̀d̸̦̟̯̘͋̒̆w̶̹͚̺̼̉͌e̴͈̋̋̿l̶͎̥̈l̶̞͓̼̈́̀.̸̛̳̻͛̀͑ ̵̛̣̑̀B̷͇̝̠̣̊̀̂͐ë̴͖̘̞̘́̈͋̂ŝ̷͈̋i̷̱̙̍d̵̤̭̲͙͑̒͘e̶͕̓s̴͇̤͚͎͌̒,̴̪̗̞̤̽̐̕ ̷̧̱͑̊̾y̷̩̤̆̽͜ö̴̢̥͙́͒ų̴̱̓̃̕ ̸̻͠s̵̮̀̀í̸̫̭̆̊s̷̘̀t̵̪͂ẹ̷͉̈̽̕ř̷̯̈́̎̈ ̸̟͑͒̓́s̸̨̘͌͝e̵̻̞͗ę̷̘̖̋m̸͚̌͗̚͜ͅè̵̳͒͋̕d̸͍̂͆ ̸̺̗̦̜̾͒͐̅t̷̾͜ō̶̩̥̼̤̽ ̶͎̤̎̋͆͊ą̴̬̜̓̚p̶̦͐p̵̛̟̌́͝r̴̼̰̟̼̽̍e̸̯͍̊͋̀͜ċ̴̹̯ǐ̴͖̮͜ͅa̵̭͋̓̿ṯ̴͉̳̦̿e̸̲̲̗̮̓͐͋̿ ̵̘͚̣̽̀̂͒ͅh̴̙͝į̴̬͖̗̔̉̆̚s̶̻̻̗̆̕̕ ̷̠̚d̵̦̞͑͘i̶̺̩̿̽ͅͅŝ̷̘a̶͔̗̙̐̿ͅṗ̵̧̙̱̼̄p̶̗̩̜͌̄͠͝ȩ̶̫̐̃͒͝ã̷͇̤̚̚̚ͅr̸̝̻̉͛̀͜ͅa̷͇̮̗̽̿̐͛ͅn̵̨̫͓̍̊̀c̵͖̭̉͌ḑ̶͎̲̥̆̉̊͝
Jaune: that's besides the damn point! *breathing deeply*look, I'm not getting you another human.
Cthulhu shook violently, slamming his fist into the mirror
Ô̴̖̪̼̽͜ǘ̵͖͕̏͑ͅŕ̶̨̰̪͎̎̆̒̕ ̶̳͙̲̩̦͑͊d̶̡̢̬̝̗͐è̸̩͓̏͛a̷̧̩͊́͛l̴̢̧̠͌͆̆ ̶͖̤̞͘w̷͇͆̔̽̓̃ǎ̵̬͖̈s̶̨̛̜͖̈́͂̇͝ͅ ̴̮̝̉͒̿i̴͚͚̬̥̳͛̃̆̒ ̵̠͉͉͍̅͘o̸̢̰͙̝̻̓͋̉̓̽f̴̙͇͇͚͑̈̆͜f̴̛̻̽̀̉ẽ̵͇̐͌̅̚r̸̟̺̲̐̄̔̀͐ ̶̻̦͎̲͗͌̀̀̓y̴̠̰̍̏̃̔o̵̬͎̣͌̓̽͂͝ụ̷̹̫̼̋ ̶̮̫̀ṁ̸̖̖̩̹̭͋́y̷͒̏̕͜ ̵̹̞͚̤̤͆̂̉͐̀p̷̖͐ȏ̷̡̤͈̪̿w̶͚̟͚͗e̶̛̼̣̳͇̞͆̒̒ŗ̸̛̖̝̲͆̀̃,̴̗̥̗̾͆ ̵̰͖̝̳͎̅̚̚͠i̴͖̽̂́̔͐n̷̡̬̰̱̈́̎̔ ̶͙͇̟͓͉͗̇̓ē̵̖͉̩̮͆̋̀͜x̴͈̝͕̩͜͝c̶̜̙̞̽́h̵̡̼̪͔̗̿̎̈̇̈́ǟ̴̹̟̈́̾͌ň̶̝͖͆g̴̤̫̍ȩ̵̲̳͍̼̄ ̷̡̢͖̈́̂f̷͙̫̺̙͑ò̶̞̾̿̀̇r̵̫͌̽͜ ̸͆͊̀̋͜͝y̵͔͇̔̅̄o̶͍͉̬͋u̵̡͙̝͗̒ ̴̢̲̠̮̭͂̅̉w̶̦͉͕̞̅́̒͐ỏ̵̡̹̞̮r̸͖͉̼̬͎͑̉s̸̢͕̜͒̈́h̴̛͇̻̳̗͐̑͜ȋ̶̭̂͒p̵̝͇̭͖͓̏͌͐͒.̸̲̎̈́̒͜ ̵͙̘͉͗Î̵̬̖f̷̤̣̐ ̸̗̠̂͐̾̍y̵̧̨͙̾̐̈ǫ̶͍͔͔̫̈́͂̐u̵̟̟̎̒́͑͘ ̴̬̞͑d̵̨̻̠͚͐̚a̸̪̦̝̟͙͌̍̉̅r̶͚͇̭̲͋̉̑͐̃ẻ̸͎͆ ̸̲̈̿̚ǵ̵̯̓̍ò̴̥͌͂ ̶̲́̃̈͜͝b̵̠̮̑͑̇͝ȁ̶̙̓̈́͂̈́c̵̫͎̫̓̎̈́̓ḱ̴̨̥̮̆̾ ̸͕̣̚͝ō̵͕̻̑̂̈́̊n̷̛̯͗̅͘͠ ̶͚̰͙̎͛̀͋o̵̗͖̓͆u̶̻͈͚̻̓̌͛̍r̵̘̤̱̙̱̀̃̌͊́ ̵̖̩̭͐͝b̵̳̒͝a̶̙̯͠r̸̰̀̋̐̈́g̶͉͈̙̑̐́̕ȁ̴̢̪͚̇̾̈́͝ì̶̬̞̩͋̀ṉ̷͖̩̔͆̈́́.̶̢̜̦̅͝.̸̝̭͒͛͝͝.̶̧̮̙͋͜
Suddenly the restroom door opened, both jaune & cthulhu turned to see one of the female exchange students staring at them both. Her mouth agapedvin shock.
Jaune:.....ummm.....hi
She ran out screaming before jaune or cthulhu do anything to stop her. Leaving the two dumbstruck and embarrassed in jaune's cause.
Ỵ̴̨͙͊ọ̶̖̙̔̉̀̑ȗ̶��̰̮̆ ̸̨̧̝͇̋ę̵̥̌̏͆ṅ̶̡̉t̵̡͖̼̹̉e̸̲̯̜̼̠̓̇͠͝͝r̴̢̭̬̃͌̌̈́ ̶̠̬̭̪͍̽̏̌̊ť̷̨͍͌̊ȟ̵̛̻͇͔̹͙̈́͛e̷͕͋̂ ̴̝̜̜̾̏f̶̥̋e̵͍͉͇̯̬͝m̷̠̰̈́͑̉â̶͈̐̋̅̚ļ̶͇̤̞̾̂̊̕̕e̷̻̦͓͂̕ ̴͍͋̉̑ḽ̸͓̈́̒̏̋á̷͙̜͔̈́͒͋n̸̬̫̘̺͆d̴͓͎̑̌̏͜͜ ̵̜͆̉̾d̴̜̮͓͕̽͗̋̐͝w̸̡̭̱͙̤͛́̌ė̸̫l̸̖͉͘l̵̛̰̦̪̺̰̇͛͐̕ê̶̠̼̄̃͒͐r̵̖̮̋̾͆͘͝ṡ̴̬͎͆́̕ ̸̪̜̲̣̜̎̒̀r̷̜͎̀e̵͎̯̔̔ͅs̷͉̹̗̥̿́͋t̴̼͙̫͒r̶͎͓̉ỏ̴͍̋̈́̚ơ̵͕̜̇̽̚ͅm̸̫͎͚̪̤̋͗̀ ̴̡̹͉̬̔̎͐̚͝ȁ̷͖̻͔g̸̮͚̘̜̐̆̒a̶͎̒̀̓̕į̸̨͂n̸̡̯̮͙͎̏͂̀ ̴̬̟͈̙̈͒̃d̴̪͉̣͙̈́̊̆ị̵͙̦̜͑̋̈́̽͘d̶͓̰̎͝n̸͔̊'̶̺̺̖͈̻̿̑̒t̶̗̍́̃͑͠ ̵͓̮́̅̀̕͠ͅy̸̪͖̭̠̣̓͘o̶̳͙̊́ͅȗ̶͍
Jaune: *rubbing his temple* it was spur of the moment.....and i was really agitated
Ṭ̴̨̾h̵͔̲̟̅͂î̴̹͕̩͚̔s̸͓̣͔̄ ̶̜̖̽̅́̀m̵̧̞̊̊̔ą̷̽̾̽̍͌k̷̫̦̝͇̖̑̂͒̿̍ę̷̒s̷̙̑̔̐̿̉ ̶͚͇̦̗̇͛͑̋͠y̴̡̪̔͒̇ō̶͔͌u̸͖̥͛́͆ ̸̡͚̗͓̉̈͑ạ̶̼̐̏ ̶̨̳̩̯̭͋̾̄͗p̸̱̏e̴͚͇̭͕͖͋̃̔r̸̡̬̮͗͊̍͊͠v̷̼̣̥̮̗̈ĕ̵̥̥̿͜r̶̟̩͕̙͌̑̂̑̄t̵͇͍̫̗̿̈̑͆͝
Jaune: SHUT! *hissing* just shut up and let me erase her memory.
W̶̨̼̱͉̅͐͌̚h̸̨̘̝̰̄̆͑͠y̶̧̙̬̻̣̓̽̃͘ ̴̺̋͘ş̷̳̪̠̋͗͗͜h̷̢̧͚͉̐̈́̈́̅ô̷͇͕͓͐͑̊ṵ̶̢̞̥̈́̈́̒͒͜l̶̼͙̏͗̐̕͜͝ḋ̴̙͇̝̮̑ ̶͓͍͕͓͓̄̈̓͊̈Ȉ̴̛͇̬̈́̆?̶̡͉̯̹̄̅
Jaune: because if you don't she'll tell everyone about you and the ancient gods you told me about will know of you reawakening and put back to sleep or worst.
H̵̦͓̆̽͑̈m̵̛̙̼͚̻̈́͂͗͆m̴̧͍̜̘̄̉͊̈́̚.̶̨̳̱̫͐.̴͎̩̅̃͘.̶̭̘̼͙͗.̶͈̋̌͐.̷̧̞̙̠̜̄̅î̵̜̫̤̭͌̇̓͜ ̵̠̮̜́̉̔͒s̶͓̺̈́̑̏̓t̷͇̪̄́̒͘i̴̮͉̻̫͂̋l̸̨̟͔̜̇͂͒́̂l̷̪͙̔̽ ̴͎̞̩̇̇͑͑͘r̶̰̀é̶͎q̷̻̙͙̯̀͘ȗ̶̹̮̩̪̇ͅi̵̞̠̤̓̀͜͝ͅŕ̴̨̨͈̀ê̴͎̟̥̰̖͘̚ ̶̱͍̤̄̐̍̅a̶̺̲͚̍͐n̸̙̗̈́ ̷̼͍̹͙͛̀͠o̵̬͆̈́̈̇͘f̸̨͔̝̲̎͌̄͘ḟ̵͖̟͜é̷̥̭͉͕̃͛͛r̷̘̉͋͠i̷͖͎̪̭͐ǹ̴͉͚̺͔͂͛͝ģ̵̨̗̹̄̚
Jaune: I'll give you some chicken nuggets, how does that sound.
Cthulhu shiveres in delight making jaune recoil in disgust
Ṭ̴̨̅̚ȟ̸̠͓͑̏̃̇ī̸̩͑̽̅͌s̷͎̼͒́̈́̕ ̸̧̘͎̠́̌ì̷͎͎̻̗̪͒͝s̵̞̉ ̷̟̖̪̮͉̃̋ȧ̷̰̋̑͂̈́c̸̝͂̎͠c̷͉̼̘͖̈́̏́̆ë̶̦̩̀̆̆̃p̵̼͔̤̊̀̀ț̷̘̃̓̎̕ȧ̷̝̏͂ḇ̵͓͗̌̐̆l̸̗͙̟̫̉è̴̱̿̈́ ̷͔͓̝͙͚͘
Jaune: right * his right arm befan glow a vibrant green as strange text appeared* now all i gave to do is get close enough with raising suspension
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Don't know why, but i decided to do a sort of venom like take. Sorry if it ain't too good, kinda getting back into it
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*responding to Athena telling Pyrrha to tell Jaune how she feels* Athena, should you really be the one to give love advice when you have sworn off love all together? I feel like you should only get a day in these matters if you yourself gave it a try.
Fat chance of that though...
Athena: of course i am. I am.the goddess of wisdom after. Trust me, if you ask some of the other goddess i know, they'll give you some of the worst advice
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Artemis giving pyrrha love advice
Artemis: try turning him into a jackalope, then you can keep him forever
Pyrrha: but i want him to be my boyfriend
Artemis: what the hell is that?
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Persephone giving Pyrrha advice
Persephone: did you try kidnapping him? That's how i met my husband, and look at me now. Queen of the underworld
Pyrrha: isn't that illegal? And didn't anyone try to stop him?
Persephone: *shushing pyrrha* details, honey, details. Now all you need are pomegranates......
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Kali(the hindu goddess of destuction) giving advice to pyrrha
Kali: have you tried cutting his head off and wear it as a necklace
Pyrrha:......
Kali: what
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Athena: see what i mean. Besides it's not like he's......
Jaune: *laughing* good one pyrrha, you have a crush on me. Come we all know you can do better
Pyrrha: but...
Jaune: *stopping her* no no. no need to say it again, I'm sure either nora ir yang put you up to this. I'll go have a talk with them right now
Athena watch in complete shock that the blonde was just that dense. More so that her advice seeming did not work. It seems she may have to change her advice
Athena: *appearing before Pyrrha* On second thought, try doing persephone's suggestion.
Pyrrha: *on the verge of tears* but is that really necessary, and it's still illegel
Athena: *shushing her* details, child, details
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