I believe all teams should follow the adam lowry model. Your captain should be a third liner with a cap hit of 3.25 million and a history of appearing in sexually charged skip the dishes commercials with their teammates.
All captaincy announcements should make fans of the team celebrate and randos on twitter go "who? lol"
Lowry and Okposo SWEEP captaincy is a PERSONALITY HIRE first and foremost ☝️
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Brian May at Ridge Farm studios. (x)
Found on Pinterest with no clues where it came from. I looked through the Getty images yesterday, and did not see this. Maybe someone out there has some clues?
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I love when John does that detached, condescending tone of voice. You know the one i mean. It sounds very smug, very regal. It makes it easy to imagine him as some sort of god king, looking down his nose at humanity, sitting on a throne, being heralded by dancers and trumpets or whatever. In my dream ending for malevolent, well get to see HIM retake his original body, get to see HIM 12 feet tall and at full power. I want to see him blast kayne off the face of the earth, personally
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