#source trust me

[wickedwitchofthesouth]

Keith and Lance have hooked up in the red lion at least once I JUST KNOW IT I FEEL IT IN MY BONES! IT HAPPENED! TRUST ME

#source trust me #red lion #keith kogane #lance mcclain #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld #klance #klance headcanon

[xxxemogrrlxxx]

insert really smart comment here that makes you go "wow that was really smart i like this guy"

his note i wrote under the cut

Dear Betty,

Firstly I want to thank you, for everything. All your sacrifices, your wishes, your love and care. I wont let them go unnoticed any longer. I was a fool, blinded by my own blissful ignorance. You were my princess but i failed as your hero. This experience has opened up my eyes, made me realize things I should have seen sooner. Its silly really, I cared so much for you that I ended up hurting you. I am forever sorry for the pain i’ve caused. I wont let you down again, I don’t think you’ll let me.

I will live every day to the fullest, for you but especially for myself. You’ve shown me I deserve to live, and I’m going to. I have daughters, both capable and intelligent. I have a family, I can no longer waste my life away, I am not alone. Thank you, for helping me realize that. Love, Simon

#myart #art #doodle #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #? but also i guess not unfortunately. #sob hic #also i really think simon would sort of take fionna in as his own like he did with marcy #so thats why in the note he said daughters #i really think their relationship is so father daughter and i am projecting that onto them #because its true im the phone they text on #source trust me #this is cringe but let me be free #if theres any spelling mistakes no there isnt. youre seeing things. #its rlly messy and stupid but idc i had to get it out #im not sure if its just my monitor but the text is more invisible than i anticipated so mb... #i can see it better on my ipad so prob just my monitor

[donnovien]

Arthur, tending to Oscar's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Oscar: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

#this is how it's gonna be #source trust me #incorrect malevolent quotes #malevolent podcast #malevolent

[rainbowskullsandcoffee]

i'm gonna call it now in the end of good omens 2, crowley will move in with aziraphale

#it is ineffable #ineffable husbands #my big prediction #i am prophet #source trust me #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #i need sleep #will check on these thoughts tmr #good omens s2

[weirdw33b]

I have officially gone insane

Milgram X Marvel au (spoilers for something)

Listen and let me cook

Imagine that this is post Milgram and all the prisoners + Es is able to escape with their 'sins' wash clean, but they all carry a piece of Milgram with them with music based superpowers (Like Kotoko being able to summon wolves to help her with daily life or something) and there's still a very light trace, very light but still a trace of their 'sins' and Milgram

I should probably explain that Milgram is like a pocket dimension like how SEKAIs works in pjsk

However, the plans goes completely offrails because Jackalope is a bastard decides it'll be funny to throw them in a completely different universe, ie the MCU

So they just live in the MCU in America because that's where all the drama happen and Es changes their name to Eito Shizumi and literally all of the underaged characters gets adopted by Kazui because Dadzui is real, fight me

Anyways, since Shidou and Kazui are insane (like me but shush) decided to join SHIELD because it would be funny, also they have a bet on who will get discovered 1st

Anyways, Kazui joins SHIELD as an agent Phil Coulson style without dying (don't ask how, this is merely brainrot) under the code of Dove and Shidou is a doctor of some kind

Anyways, the 2 bond with other SHIELD agents, and both of them are considered pretty trustworthy because why would they be killers?

Nevertheless, Nick Fury somehow figures it out and kinda backmails them, but Jackalope somehow gains more and worst dirt on Nick to knock him down a couple of pegs because it's Jackalope, he's insane like that

Anyways, fast forward to the buildup to the battle of New York, these 2 had gotten pretty chummy with the Avengers, they just get along and are pretty trusted, something something battle of New York and all of the prisoners figure out their powers while Loki exposes 0507 to be killers, blah blah blah

And 0507 are like 'Oh wow' and the avengers + SHIELD are literally shocked and no one won the bet, the Milgramers are just like 'Damn, can Loki defeat Jackalope?'

Es summons Jackalope like the chicken burst animation in HSR and Loki's defeated

Rinse and repeat until the Thanos stuff, Thanos gets judged Milgram style and he gets excuted Dangangronpa style

The end!

#milgram #marvel #milgram x marvel #i have officially lost my mind #brainrot #i did not think this through #this was funnier in my head #0507 is cannon here #i'm deco*27 #source trust me #milgram x marvel ver 1

[anantaru]

a way to get ayato flustered: kiss the mole under his lip

#this is canon guys he told me #source trust me #𖤣𖤥𖠿𖤣𖤥 thirsts'

[cloudyarchivesandsuch]

I am tired of him asking where his TLE notebook is

For some translation:

“Tell me where my TLE notebook is.”

“I ate it.”

AND JUST NOW I GOT THIS REPLY

“Throw it up please. I haven’t answered my quiz.”

@unofficialmuilover this is probably unnecessary to mention u in but i just wanted u to know this account exists just in case

#cloudy silly talks #source trust me

[hudbannonarchive]

my outfit today is so slay

#source trust me #*

[ruinationz]

is ur banner a reference to the scary jokes bc i love that

HI !!!! YES !!!!! IT'S FROM THIS REDRAW I DID A WHILE BACK

#tadc fits with a lot of tsj songs #source trust me #im listening to pleasure cruise as i type this #flippy.txt

[violencebian]

skylor is a lesbian

#-jinx #source trust me #skylor chen #ninjago

[aloysbians]

aloy is an austistic lesbian

#source trust me #lesbian aloy #Autistic aloy #Autistic lesbian aloy #aloy horizon #horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn #horizon games

[donnovien]

#malevolent podcast #the king in yellow #this happened after part 20 #source trust me #incorrect malevolent twitter

[blocksforbrains]

You do know that I don't like mangos, right?

NOOO I DID NOT KNOW uhhh swap that. i am giving you lots of very cool hats or something

#block.asks #I’m rlly smart trust me #super observant also #source trust me

[redsray]

i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #bruce wore a black bat shirt twice in a row once #cause he mistook it for his own merch #and got flamed by the whole family for playing favourites #he never made the mistake again #they all have mugs with their logos on them btw #source? trust me bro

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.

#yeah chief. thats it. the perfect post to make so people will boop me this april fools #lmao no its so true thooo #he keeps sourcing it like 'trust me bro' and gets rejected #jason todd #dc #red hood