#source: NewDadNotes

[sariahsue]

Emma: We’re both wearing vests again!

Adrien: That makes us vest friends!

Emma: Vest friends forever!

Adrien:

Emma:

Emma: Hahahahhahaha!

Adrien: Hahahahahahahahah!

Marinette: Did you buy those just so you could make that joke with her?

Adrien: I’m invested in our relationship. :)

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #mlb #puns #dadrien #source: newdadnotes

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Jellylorum: Please no flowers for Valentine’s Day.

Skimbleshanks: But why?

Jellylorum: What’s the point? They’re just gonna die.

Skimbleshanks: Wait- when I said that about having kids you got mad.

#source: NewDadNotes #jellylorum #skimbleshanks #jellyshanks #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #cw: death

[incorrectpineapplepartyquotes]

[while pushing baby Alyssa in a stroller]

Some NPC: Awww, aren't you adorable! How old are you?

Adran: 143.

Some NPC: I was talking to her.

Adran: She doesn't know how old I am.

#source: twitter #source: newdadnotes #adran #alyssa

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Shilo: Daddy I drew this for you!

Nathan: Aww I love it!

Shilo: Really? you love it?

Nathan: Of course!

Shilo: Ok then what is it?

Nathan: Uh what?

Shilo: Tell me what it is.

Nathan: *starts sweating* A-a dog?

Shilo: You DO love it :)

#shilo wallace #nathan wallace #repo! the genetic opera #repo the genetic opera #repo #incorrect quotes #incorrect repo quotes #source: twitter @newdadnotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: hey rose! wheres dave?

Rose: I told him to go hide.

Jade: aww are you playing hide and seek?

Rose: He is.

Jade:

Rose:

Jade:

Rose: Don't worry, I'll go locate him when I'm finished with my book.

#source: @NewDadNotes on twitter #rose forgets dave was hiding #but its okay!!! #dave has snacks stored in his sylladex #<==== KAJDHFHD OH NO THATS SO MEAN #dave r u good? oh no!!!! #i mean best case senario he just thimks hes a rlly good hider hehe #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #hydrochlorinate #mod roxy #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider

[todoroki-dokie]

Tsuyu's parents: you’re an amphibian.

Tsuyu: what does that mean?

Parents: it means you can breathe on land and in the water.

Tsuyu: omg you mean I’m a mermaid?

Parents: no that’s not what we-

Tsuyu: [whispers] I’m the littlest mermaid.

#incorrect bnha quotes #tsuyu asui #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #my post #source: twitter (@NewDadNotes)

[godsofhumanity]

Hera, reading Wikipedia out loud: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has been recently fed, the male is often allowed to live.

Zeus: *frantically boils spaghetti water*

#hera x zeus #one does not simply mess with hera #especially if you're zeus #hera #zeus #greek mythology #greek gods #greek goddesses #gods of olympus #quote source: NewDadNotes #fave

[incorrecttamendegushiquotes]

Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your daughter.

Qiu Tong: actually I'm holding my daughter.

Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off her PB&J?

Qiu Tong: oh god.

Kidnapper: what?

Qiu Tong: you have my wife.

#SQ's future selves #tamen de gushi #their story #qiu tong #source: [twitter] @NewDadNotes

[funnynewsheadlines]

People Are Tweeting Hilarious Harry Potter Jokes And Here Are 104 Of The ‘Chosen Ones’

The Harry Potter film series debuted in 2001, which means we are a step away from its 20-year anniversary. (If the world doesn’t collapse, and nobody is entirely sure from what we’ve seen so far.) The truth is, as time has passed, only now do we realize how funny that spellbound universe truly was. So no Sirius faces allowed after this point!

If you haven’t thought of Harry Potter as an excellent source for jokes, puns, and one-liners, bear with us. Bored Panda has compiled a list full of Riddikulously funny tweets that prove you don’t need to be a Potterhead to indulge in some much-needed sassiness.

The list may come as especially enjoyable to millennials, since according to this research, the Harry Potter series “has had a powerful effect on the entire generation.” And who are we to refute science?

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Bored Panda reached out to Andy McCray, the founder and editor at the website Harry Potter Fan Zone, to find out what it is about the Harry Potter series that clicks with so many people still today. The project was launched back in 2003 when Andy was a 14-year-old student from Canberra, Australia. It is now one of the largest Wizarding World sources on the internet.

Andy explained that Harry Potter has such a passionate and enthusiastic following because it embedded itself in the zeitgeist of the 2000s. “An entire generation grew up reading the books and watching the films, and the characters and stories have transcended the page to became part of popular culture.

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”Moreover, there’s this entertainment and nostalgia factor to it. “The HP movies deal with themes — love and hate, good versus evil, overcoming adversity and standing up against injustice, finding inner strength — which are particularly relevant in the modern world,” Andy said.

For the millennial generation who grew up reading books, the Harry Potter world serves as a form of fantasy escapism in this increasingly hectic world.

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Andy finds it absolutely natural that people would continue to make Harry Potter references online. “It’s loved by such a huge number of people that the characters, situations, jokes and references are immediately understood by a wide audience.”

Having said that, memes are also a vital part of 21st century popular culture. And “what better than pairing that with one of the biggest popular culture phenomenons of our time,” concluded Andy.

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#funny news #funny videos #funny news today #funny photos

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: s0llux are y0u allergic t0 p0is0n?

Sollux, fork halfway to mouth: what.

Aradia: ribbit

Sollux: why diid you a2k me that?

Aradia: 0u0

Sollux: WHY DIID YOU A2K ME THAT?

#0u0 #source: @newdadnotes on twitter #<=== well IS HE #im ammun 2 poison bc i am tough n cool n i can nvr get sick Or die #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #hydrochlorinate #mod roxy #sollux captor #aradia megido