#southern dudes

[sickandbatty]

Opening up about a kink I’ve been shamed for but I fucking love country dudes, I love the usual bigotry towards fags there and thier voices

I need to be fucked by one while he explains how I’m so much worse than any of the actual animals he deals with since I’m a pathetic faggot who’s begging for treatment like this from a guy who genuinely can’t stand me. After he’s done he’ll let me stay around and watch him take care of the animals as I see how dirty that are knowing I’m still worse

#ftm nsft #degrade and humiliate me #humiliation kink #bd/sm pet #send gross dms #degrading k1nk #needy wh0re #piss kink #puppy sub #dumb puppy #southern dudes #cowboy kink #i love fags #homophobia kink #call me a fag and piss in my holes #degrade me #fag kink #faggot humiliation

[leona-florianova]

Wild how Fallout ghoul Walton Goggins looks like just some guy in makeup. I feel like they somehow made him more...uhhh... normal? sanitized charming basic looking?.

meanwhile look at him in Maze Runner - The Death Cure

*points * ghoul

Hes weird silly character actor why not utilize and exaggerate that..Can still be charming

#fallout #walton goggins #the amazing clogging blogging goggins #anyway... #sad #but still happy hes gonna be there #i like that the moment it was announced hes gonna be in this i thought #wow #dude is gonna be either southerner villain or a ghoul..or a southerner villain ghoul... GOOD FOR HIM

[ave-immaculata]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–

For Brutus is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many captives home to Rome

Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:

Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Lupercal

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did love him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

#if anyone has it drop the southern dude in his car AHHH

[fresh-frogs]

Stares at you

#dude has huge eyes #leopard frog #southern leopard frog #frog blog #frog blogging #frog #frogs #frogposting #amphibian #amphibians #frogblr #herpetology #herping

[cassiopoet]

Beauty/Death

You smile at the deer eating grass by the underpass

you smile at the dead ones on the highway too

Beauty does not stop at death to you.

4/9/24 via @cassiopoet

art is mine :]

#poetry #amateur poetry #original poem #poem #poetic #vulture culture #bone hunting #roadkill #bone art #weird art #the crane wives #mitski #remus lupin #crow core #goblincore #crowcore #bones #original illustration #original art #sirius black #regulus black #wolfstar #southern gothic #ethel cain #all the young dudes #literature #a little something about love #two headed calf #orange poem #the mortifying quest of understanding

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

hello my good good friend, you make our days full of sunshine when u bless us w your posts and we all love u so so much omg. anywayyyyy i was really hoping we might be able to see zuko in his lil water tribe outfit again sometime bc that was cute af

This is my favourite Zuko to draw so ofc

Bonus:

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla fanart #atla #Zuko #Zuko fanart #also tysm for what u said like 😭😭 #u guys are too nice to me I just wake up and draw silly lil dudes n u take the time to say sweet stuff like that #love u #but anyways I present: #Zuko southern water tribe #he’s just my favourite guy

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #northern and southern dynasties #tiktok #the way this guy relates history thru shipping culture is so funny to me #he's like Hey kids heard you like shipping.... did you know.... #there was another tour guide dude i saw the other day who was like You Like Ships? You Heard Of Emperor Ai X Dong Xian?? #chinese history #同志历史 #i mean basically. #ok i watched like half of the untamed 3yrs ago and then dropped it 💀 i didn't recognise the bgm.

[juneviews]

no, actually my least favorite thing about watching thai dramas while speaking & understanding thai... is that the dialects never match up 😭😭😭 if a character is from a non-central province, they'll have their whole family speak in northern/southern/isaan dialect while the main character, who's played by an actor from bangkok, will unexplainably not have any remnants of his native dialect when he speaks even though he was born & raised in the area and often time never even left... that shit breaks the fourth wall to me, like... why even hire an actor who doesn't fit the role fully, I don't get it 😭

#axelle rants #i told sunset about you #to be continued #I'm too lazy to tag ALMOST EVERY SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE OUT OF BKK #I adore itsay but this is literally its only AND biggest flaw in my eyes bc why the fuck is teh only breaking into southern dialect - #- for shits & giggles when he was born in phuket and lived there his whole life like WUT #same for oh-aew the dude never speaks southern dialect at all it makes ZERO sense #but teh's mom tarn & SOME of the friends speak correctly... it's so jarring #there's only 3 types of shows that have avoided this #1) to me it's simply you where nadech's character speaks both isaan dialect & central dialect as a way to show us that his character is - #- ashamed of his roots & then gradually accepts them. it's well done imo #2) isaan shows with an entirely isaan cast & crew like siew sum noi and nah harn... which is why I love isaan shows sm #3) I believe 1000 stars did this well? unless earth's character is supposed to be northern which in that case nevermind #HOWEVER bkpp MADE itsay so I'm willing to forgive the fact that they can't speak southern dialect even though it takes me out of the show #axelle learns thai

[huntysdoodles]

queer deer dude who lives in the woods and smells like beer and tractor exhaust 🚜

#huntys.doodles #furry art #trans artist #furry #deerart #deer dude #gayman #southern queer

[6footeel]

southern accent william wisp truther . i’ve heard his ma . i know he came home from trompin in the woods hollering HEY MAW GUESS WHAT I FOUND . as a kid . i know it

#.talk #as a dude who had a hard southern accent and started to cover it up around northerners when i moved #i know the truth about him #jrwi

[sickandbatty]

On top of all my southern dude fucking I’d like to point out I’m a punky/goth guy not to mention a satanist so I’m typically the opposite of their values. Totally adds more into them fucking me stupid for being a fag already

#ftm nsft #degrade and humiliate me #humiliation kink #bd/sm pet #send gross dms #degrading k1nk #needy wh0re #piss kink #puppy sub #dumb puppy #southern dudes #southern men #red necks breeding me when??? #redneck fucking #red neck kink #punk nsft

[coconut530]

WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE FRENCHIE

This ep reminds me of this vine:

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Just as a whole the ep was great — but those chains were amazing and really gave the ep a constricting feel which is cool #I like the panel where Monty’s cross is front and center; builds up to the final lines between them #It’s very strange to see Duke and Monty alone; usually he lets Lenore handle him and we don’t get to see how Duke deals with him #NO MONTY THAT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA TO LEAVE HIM THERE #Ohhhhhh and when he tugged the chains around his neck WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUDDDEEE #LOVE LOVE LOVE the Cask of Amontillado callbacks my god they’re so on the nose and I love it “What a laugh…!” #Well Monty the horse kick doesn’t explain the tooth but it DOES explain why you’re dumb #Also saying that in the southern accent and stuff reminded me of Shane’s backstory from Shiloh (🐴) #Sucker punch from WHOOOO Monty?? Also how much do you remember we’ve only got one flashback from you #OF COURSE HE WAS AWAKE AND HEARD THAT well dude it’s TRUE #His black eyes scare me #STOP PUSHING HIM AND IMPRISONING HIM #OH GOD THEY’RE ALL IN ON IT #ADA’S NAILS ARE DIRTY FROM THE PLASTER #Gosh if Ada’s southern I swear she’s been saying a lot of southern slang lately #CALLED HIM A BASTARD YESSSSS #ADA THIS IS LIKE TWO HOURS AFTER HE TOLD YOU TO BARK LIKE A DOG WHY ARE YOU DOING HIS BIDDING AND PLASTERING DUKE IN #YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS GIRL HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU #WHY YOU KICK HER YOU IDIOT #AND AUGHHHH HOW HE PLEADS WITH WILL AND ADA WHILE MONTY MANIACALLY LAUGHS IT OFF #LIKE IN 50 WHEN HE LAUGHED AT LENORE’S SITUATION #BUT JEEZ THE WAY HE GRADUALLY LAUGHS HARDER AND HARDER IS DONE VERY WELL #AND LIKE #ANNABEL I TRUSTED YOU WHY DID YOU OFFER UP DUKE OF ALL PEOPLE WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE IT IS #NOT GOOD AND YOU KNOW LENORE WILL DEFINITELY NOT LIKE YOU OR TRUST YOU AFTER THIS THIS IS WORKING AGAINST YOUR PLAN #YOU WANT SO BADLY TO GO RIGHT YOU AND LENORE NEED TO GET ON THE SAME PAGE BECAUSE YOU’RE SABATOGING YOURSELF #AND NOW WE ENTER THE DIVORCE ARC

[worldlydesiretemple]

cowboy barney is fun okay. it's cute as hell. bro drinks beer he goes out to the bar a night on the town with a cowboy hat on hes got gayass lil boots with spurs and has probably dreamed of wanting to own a horse

#bailey's babbles. #barney calhoun #he's just this fucked up southern guy in new mexico dude #like especially pre-rescas why can't he have fun with being a cowboy??? what's wrong with that #and hcing him to be a cowboy isn't watering down his character or making him unlikable. sometimes people do things for fun i think #yes i plan on playing the half life games when i get a computer that runs them and yes i've watched my friends play through the half life #games multiple times i'm not just speaking out of my ass

[vampirepunks]

The wildest thing about being as Texas southern as I am is that people told me Boomhauer from King of the Hill is literally unintelligible…

…and then I watched it for the first time in 10+ years and went what do you mean. I understand every word no subtitles needed wHAT

#my husband was like ‘yeah no that character is speaking another language altogether’ W H A T #dude sounds like every old southern man I did contracting for back in the day #i can literally do that accent if I try. that’s what I sound like when I’m drunk #guess I speak two languages: English and Texan #personal #logan.txt

[fieriframes]

[YOU'RE JUST A DUDE THAT LOVES GOOD FOOD. YEP. JUST WANTED TO BRING AND PRAYER DOES NOTHING TO ALLEVIATE SUFFERING. THAT'S GOOD STUFF. NICE JOB. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]

#s13e04 southern staples #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #nice job. thank #good food #good stuff #dude #yep #bring #prayer #suffering

[tame-a-messenger]

Oh no, man. I decided to watch the Damien episode of Perfect Person coz I only found out about it from the Angela appearance.

There's a part (around 2:45) where he says he booked the Starfield VA gig right when he first started at Smosh so with it coming out recently, it kinda bookended "this part of his internet life".

And I was like, WHAT DOES HE MEAN? IS HE LEAVING SMOSH??

<darthvader.gif> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I find it interesting that he also says right before at (2:46) that he's trying to "Focus up, here soon" and since this Podcast was only 4months ago... Wonder what that means!

Ok ok joking aside I don't really think that's exactly what he meant by the things he said. I think he was mainly talking about doing more voice over work and "focus" on it more, not that he's going to fully leave Smosh.

He also says that he spent 5-6 yrs recording for that game, so that's why I think him saying "bookended this whole part of my internet life" is ONLY referring to him voicing over that game.

I'm also pretty sure "this whole" is (although it does sound like it could mean what you thought) almost definitely his southerner coming out, and what he meant was "the game coming out has bookended 5-6yrs worth of work for the voice over I did" not that he's quitting anything (I'm becoming the truth speaker of Damien Haas)

Holy shit bro, I'm getting good at this 'decoding whatever people assume Damien meant' stuff! I felt my skin glowing while I was trying to decipher what he meant lmao

I am become Truth, the Breaker of Assumptions

#Smoshblr #smosh #Damien Haas #holy fucking brain blast #I am become Truth breaker of assumptions #that might be the hardest thing I've ever written #dude honestly #im thinking about it rn and I think (weirdly enough) that if damien spoke more southern he wouldnt be as misunderstood all the time #he mixes in a lot of 'southerner' phrases that just dont come across the way he means them to #(I have a hyperfixation on how language and culture can change a persons personality) #whiles hes saying “this whole” he moves his hand around in a wiping motion #WHICH IF HE TALKED A LITTLE SLOWER AND WITH MORE OF HIS ACCENT COMES ACROSS EXACTLY LIKE I THINK HE MEANT IT #hes a southerner that has been infested with a cali accent while still keeping his way of phrasing which makes people confused #if this doesn't make any sense to you uuuhhhhhh my bad #but I think I cracked the case! #of why so many people mistake his intentions! #oh and of course I could be totally wrong and he is leaving smosh #but i dont think so