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a PSA for anyone dressing as Ron Mael for Halloween
(Or any other time of year, because that is also completely valid :))
Idk if deciphering horrendously pixellated scans of old magazine articles is a talent unique to me, but I managed to decipher the entirety of that Groom at the Top one so here you go: Ron's hair regimen.
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The article is from 1974, so Sparks would've been living in England at the time and thus the Yardley brilliantine will be most authentic -- but if you're in the US and want to grab everything on one trip to Walmart, there's another brilliantine from a brand called Tres Flores. A bit stickier and shinier, but it works just as well.
And okay, Ron didn't actually use Aqua Net, but the hairspray he mentioned is no longer made. Everything I've ever read about 1970s hair care, though, says that all the "dry look" spray products for men were basically just repackaged Aqua Net.
So without any further ado, let's hear the facts from Ron. (Article transcribed below)
"First of all it's essential that your hair is fairly short. Remember that maintaining this style involves a daily ritual every morning. Otherwise it won't last very long."
"To start with wash your hair, to get rid of all the grease from the day before. After it's washed leave it quite damp, don't towel it off too much. This is quite important."
"Then spread some Brylcreem on one of your index fingers, rub it between your palms and apply it to the hair. Then do the same with an equal amount of Brilliantine."
"Next you have to comb it using preferably the wide end of the comb so that it leaves wide tracks in the hair, for some reason it looks better if you have fairly fallow grooves running across your head."
"Once that's done you can then spray it with a kind of lacquer called Brut Extra Hold Hair Spray. After that you're all set for the rest of the day. It's a long process, about 10 minutes every morning, but once you've done it you can forget about it for the next 24 hours."
"If you suffer from electricity in the hair you can add some anti-static spray -- the sort that's meant for records. We tried it for a while. I don't know whether it cured the static, but it sure does wonders for the hair."
So successful has Ron's image been that he is quite prepared to adopt it for the rest of his life.
"I've got quite used to it now, it's become a habit. It's my natural style. I'm not trying it out to see how it works. This isn't a phase I'm going through. This is the way I am. Till death do us part."
Naturally enough as with all progressive ideas, there are many drawbacks to the Ron Mael look. Ron is only too well aware of them.
"When I'm walking on the streets I get people yelling wanting to know who let me loose or telling me how much I look like their father. Also having short hair means you can get very cold in the ears at times."
But there are still advantages.
"It's a good way of starting conversations at a party. All you have to say is, 'So what do you think of my hair then?'"
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A couple tips from me: "quite damp" doesn't mean "still dripping", you'll want a VERY generous fingertip full of product if your hair is a bit longer (like present-day Ron length), and try to fuss with your hair as little as possible when combing it into the desired shape so that it doesn't lose too much of its hold.
Not gonna lie, I'm still looking for a more "socially acceptable" way to wear this stuff as a female, 'cos it makes my hair feel soooooo soft and nice, and it smells fucking AMAZING...
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churippu · 2 years
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Sparkstember Day 30: Whatever!
This one could probably use some explanation. A lot of people know that I am absolutely obsessed with Russell’s chartreuse suit he wore during tour, so I got my own. Okay, we’ll it’s not exact, but I am happy to show my Russell cosplay for this last post of Sparkstember!!
It still needs work, mind you, but I feel like I will wear this out and about not as a cosplay anyway 😅
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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Gearing up for the stat boosts
MDZS Disco Elysium AU Part 3 (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4)
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spark-circuit · 23 days
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MY SON
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these flopped on Instagram for some fucking reason so I'm posting them here xo
kerritcos on insta
photos by jsbissett
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emberglowfox · 6 months
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decided to scrap together a lighthouse keeper costume for halloween w my one free weekend and some costume pieces i already happen to have (brown trenchcoat, red sweater, etc). may post that on halloween if i actually wear it, because the headpiece is like HUGE to fit over my head and looks kinda doofy hahaha
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braisedhoney · 11 months
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y'know after my recent growing love for old west stories (old movies, the rdr series, etc) i thought it really came outta the blue. i mean space cowboys are definitely a thing i was aware of but mostly it just was so different from our usual aesthetic aboard here.
and then it clicked.
i used to fucking love rango (2011).
and now it all makes sense.
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octastims · 4 months
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Aven (Worldless) stimboard with Fire, stars/ Constellations, black gems, claws and ravens for Anon! I hope you like it!
I'm really proud of how this came out... and now I want those cosplay claws too...
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carppediem · 5 months
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It's not corpse paint
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It's ring-tailed lemur paint
AS IF THAT MAKES ANY MORE SENSe
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aevris · 2 years
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aaand finally just drew them all in middle school cringe mode (i was in grade 6/7 in 2010-2012, for context)
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jasontoddssuper · 9 months
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Summer and Stephanie are kinda Draculaura and Clawdeen-coded when i think about it...They're biracial girl besties and one's pink-themed while the others purple-themed,Summer's more silly and soft than Stephanie while Stephanie is more rough and rowdy but they're both femme.Summer is even dating Stephanie's older brother,help-
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Belated Halloween post
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kokoronbain · 4 months
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My OCs as
Your Turn to Die Characters (part II)
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My last drawings I post before the end of the year!
I planned normally to show in first the two OCs of mine that I've never presented before this but too bad to me....
This serie of YTTD cosplay/AU-like will continue btw, despite I'm kinda tired of it :')
Hope you like it anywayy! 💀❤️‍🔥
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neptunite-stars · 9 months
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pain and suffering on planet earth < still sick
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fearforthestorm · 1 year
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this scenario video still lives rent free in my head, so when i found a crown i made a while ago i decided to do a cosplay about it! :>
[image description: a cosplay of the King In The North, Legundo's character from the game of thrones scenario. the cosplayer is a thin person with light skin and short dark hair, and a special effects makeup scar over one eye. they wear several layers of dark blue and black clothing over a chainmail shirt, and a dark blue cloak with white fur around the shoulders. they also have a golden wire-work crown, gold accessories, and a black mask with eye symbols embroidered on it.
they stand tall against a plain background, hands resting on the hilt of a sword planted in front of them. behind their head, there's a glowing effect and the eye crest of the kingdom frames them like a halo. they cast a shadow to each side, and a dark vignette falls across the bottom half of the photo. end ID]
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hedgypipes · 10 months
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Could anyone please cosplay as the characters from Mario Rpg games especially the First one (Bowser, Geno, Mallow, etc) (which is getting a remake this year) and show pics of them near Square Enix and in Super Nintendo World with the Mascot characters there as well?
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