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obsessed-love · 5 years

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Avengers: Endgame

My thoughts during the movie

Plus some extra notes

oh hi Clint

Your daughter is adorable!

the next Hawkeye!

wait

oh noooooooo

nooooooo

That's so saaaad

Please don't go Ronin. Just go find the Avengers. Please! I love you

Oh shit Tony you look like a skeleton

Honey please eat

Wait its been 22 days? oof

Nebula and Tony interacting is adorable

oh no Tony don't you dare die

oh shit CAPTAIN MAAARRRVEEELLLL

YAAAASSSSSS

oh shit Tony is even madder than he was at the end of Civil War holy shit

he’s so skinny holy shit

oh shit Tony don't do that

Steve you don goofed

SHit TONY-

oh wow okay

Thor finally aimed for the head I guess

Wait 5 years?! HOly shit

oh look Steve is finally going to group theraphy

Natasha’s hair is gorgeous

I love her necklace

oh shit he’s gone Ronin

nooooooo

oh Carol your new haircut is amazing!

It looks so gooooodddd!!!!

oh shit that rat is the one that ultimately saved the world

the rat brought Scott back

good job

oh they’re gonna mess with time travel?

like back to the future?

HOLY SHIT TONY HAS A DAUGHTER

SHE’S SO CUTE HOLY SHIT

she’s so small!

tony is an amazing parent

look at her!

she’s adorable

“I love you 3000″

that's so cute!

Scott is me if I ever meet any of these actors

wait...

is that Bruce?

NOOOOOOOOO

he looks so bad!

MY BABIIIEESSS

NOOOOOO

WHYYYYYY

TURN IT BACK TURN IT BACK

he sounds so dumb!

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ok so this sucks

The band is almost complete

just Thor and Hawkeye

Thor first I guess

OH YASSSSS VALKYRIE YOU GO GIRL

oh wait what? why is there so many cans of beer-

OH MY GOD

OH NOOOOOO

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

MY BABYYYYY

HES SO DEPRESSED HOLY SHIT NOOOOO

HIS ABS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh shit is that Japanese?

oh this looks like a scene from an anime

yes Clint it does work

probably

oh shit

ok ok

it works

so sad he could not see his daughter though

OK LETS GO

This suspiciously sounds like the plot from back to the future

ok so group 1 goes to New York in 2012 to get the Space Stone, Time Stone, and the Mind Stone

Group 2 goes to 2014 to get the Soul Stone and the Power Stone

and Group 3 goes to 2013 to get the Aether Reality Stone

ok that's good

good plan

man that old outfit looks horrible on cap

shit hulk is so aggressive and its...

really fucking funny

professor hulk is bad at being hulk

YES THAT IS A FINE PIECE OF AMERICA’S ASS

hail hydra?

shit dude that's deep

y’all are busted

wait so Natasha and Clint are going to get the Soul Stone?

oh noooooo

one of them is gonna die-

oh look cut to Thor now

Thor its ok bab calm down

Rocket you’re on your own buddy

awww Frigga

yes Frigga and Thor interacting! Im all for this

YES HIS HAMMER IS BACK! FUCKING FINALLY HOLY SHIT

oh cut to Professor Hulk

be careful with that woman bruce

shes weird

oh nevermind

so let me get this straight, this whole time travel thing is like in Dragon ball?

yes?

yep.

ok so that's bad

they didn’t get the Space Stone

Loki just grabbed it and went bye bitch on all of them

oof

Steve... fighting… Steve?

oh shit that's awesome

hah Steve is annoyed at Steve

OH SHIT YES

gg no re

that ass thou

that’s a fine piece of American ass

OMG THERE HE GOES

MY LITTLE IDIOT

COME AND GET YOUR LOVEEEEEEEE

OH YEAH

oop and there he goes to the floor

wait is nebula dead?

oh no

wait what?

ok so lemme get this straight, nobody thought of upgrading Nebula, so now tHANOS CAN USE PAST NEBULA TO SEE OUR NEBULA’S MEMORIES?

NOW HE KNOWS

THIS IS DUMB

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Cut to Tony and Steve in the 1970′s

man they both look gorgeous

oh shit. is that Howard?

get away

fuck this guy

oh wait

he’s being nice to Tony

FUCK I LOVE THIS

oh my god PEGGY!

is that JArvis?

THATS JARVIS

HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cut to Clint and Natasha

oh nooooooo

one of them is gonna have to die

OH SHIT NO CLINT

NAT STOP

N0000000000000000

IN THE SAME POSSITION AS GAMORA TOO

THATS GAY

*starts crying a bit*

MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

she’s dead

I cant

I CANT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well... at least they got the stones?

lets go bbs

yes

Yes

YES!

wait shouldn't Tony do it?

oh wait no he would die

you go Bruce!

COME ON DO IT BEFORE YOU DIE

OH SHIT NO THANOS

THEY’RE ALL BACK!!!! ANSWER THE PHONE CLINT!

WAIT NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RUN RHODEY!

oh wait...

RUN CLINT

WHERE THE HELL IS CAPTAIN MARVEL?!?!

you go Gamora do the right thing!

yes Nebula kill yourself!

wait no don't actually kill yourself just the other you

wait no-

ugh

you know what

just-

good job.

STOP TALKING AND GO GET THANOS

THOR YOU LOOK AMAZING BB

WAIT WHERE DID STORMBREAKER COME FROM?!

oop there goes Tony

WAIT SHIT DONT KILL THOR

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

YOU GO STEVE

YOU’RE WORTHY!!!!!!!

THIS SCENE IS FUCKING EPIC

OH WAIT NO HIS SHIELD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHIT

STOOP

THATS SO UNFAIR

wait-

what was that?

*crying starts again*

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS THY’RE ALL BACK HOLY SHIT

SHURIIIIIIIIIIIIII

PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

HOLY SHIT

GO BEAT HIS ASS

“AVENGERS!”

“ASSEMBLE.”

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

THATS FUCKING AMAZING

WIFE AND HUSBAND FIGHTING TOGETHER IS AMAZING

OH MY IRON DAD AND SPIDER SON MOMENT

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS AMAZING

LOOK AT VALKYRIE ON HER PEGAGUS!

RUN BLACK PANTHER

HOLY SHIT QUEEN

WANDA GO KILL HIS ASS

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

MY TWO BABIES ARE FINALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER

GO GET HER QUILL

oh wait...

nevermind

OH THERE SHE ISSSSSSSSSSSS

YOU GO CAROL GO GET HIM

BEAT HIS AAAAASSSSSSS

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

OH SHIT THATS FUCKING AMAZING YOU GO GIRLS

I AM SO FOR THIS TEAM UP

GO GIRRRRLLLLSSSSSSS

PETER AND CAROL INTERACTING IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED

I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS SHIT

SHIT

GET IT TONY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh wait

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

“I am Irom Man”

WE WON

HOW DOES IT FEEL YOU NUT SACK OF A FACE?

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH WAIT

WAIT NO

Tony?

wait...

stop

StApH

*starts ugly crying*

MY FAV BABY NOOOOOOOOOOO

HE’S DEAD

“Mr. Stark we won”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mY hEaRt

“its okay you can rest now”

“we’ll be okay”

WELL NOT LIKE I NEEDED MY HEART Y’KNOW

*continues on ugly crying*

they put his old arc reactor on a bunch of roses and just let it float on the river?

what a send off

im crying cause it hurts

this is so sad

this reminds me of the scene where Tony throws the arc reactor to the sea

fUcK

shit not like I needed my heart

everyone is here?

oh yeah

WAIT IS THAT HARLEY????

*cries even harder*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well at least…

everyone got a happy ending...

man tony stop talking you’re making me cry harder

“I love you 3000″

THOSE WHERE HIS LAST WORDS TO HER WHEN HE LEFT TO GO SAVE THE UNIVERSE AND NOW IN THIS RECORDING

MY HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT

wait Steve is the one that is going to return the Stones?

cool

just please come back

son of a bitch

wait who’s that?!

IS THAT PRE-SERUM STEVE?

nevermind

shit he looks so old

HE GOT MARRIED TO PEGGY HOLY SHIT

THEY GOT TO HAVE THAT DANCE

AWWWWWWWWWWW

*continues on crying*

wait...

what is that?

HOLY SHIT

YES

YESSSSSSSS

Sam is now Captain America and I could literally not be happier

cut to Thor

wait Thor is not going to e King anymore

VALKYRIE IS???

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaS

YOU GO QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN

wait he’s going to go live with the guardians?

cool

no matter how many jokes you throw at me I’m still not gonna stop crying

shit is that Ned?

HOLY SHIT

MY LITTLE BABIES RE-UNITED

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THIS IS SO CUTE

cut to Morgan and Happy

she’s so cute

AWWWWW

just like her dad!

she wants a burger.

oh and here come the end credits

and I’m still crying….

Notes!

I loved the ending. It was Satisfying and wrapped up phase 3 really nicely. I literally don't see how someone is going to be mad about it. I LOVED IT. It was amazing. Everyone got a happy ending.

But my Fav Baby died

and my other baby also died

and one of my babies got old

one of my main babies one was depressed but only used for a pathetic excuse of comic relief

the other main baby got ugly and green....

I’m so sad

I am kind of intrigued about what will happen next in the MCU

I know Far from home is the ending of Phase 3 and I really want to see what will happen in Phase 4 now that Disney has ownership of Fox

Honestly all I want to see is Morgan Stark either becoming the next Iron Man/Woman or her own superhero called 3000

that’d be adorable

I’m so sad

I still cant believe Tony died

I cant believe they did Thor like that

I cant believe its 2023 in their universe like what?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

goodbye phase 3! lets hope phase 4 (and the rest to come) is as good (or even better) than this one!

Lets see where the story goes.

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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years

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14x03 commentary

A/N: NOW WITH @waywardbaby

14x03 “THE SCAR”

zeta: The intro finished. Hush

- not gonna lie.... I’m not excited for this. I’m still salty over the Micheal lasting 2 ep thing.

- THE BEARD JOKE JFC

zeta: it’s just a beard, Duck dynasty called.

- this was the cutest okay?!?!

- S: Well someone like Sam like that okay? you are just jealous.

zeta: Innocent child

-MMBLREGH! SHARING FEELINGS TIME

zeta: “Michael bailed”

Dean be lying

Sam be knowning

Sam: I know you are lying.

Dean: I know you know.

Sam: I know you know that I know

Dean: Isn’t it nice to be back?

- D “ aaaah it’s nice to be back h- *record scratch*

D : the fuck?!

zeta: Home?! Wtf . The shirt and the vest tho.

zeta: Chief?

zeta: Dad is back. Jack is happy

[ENTERS CASTIEL]

* audience whistle*

zeta: And there’s the happy husband

[COMMENCE THE STARING]

*audience awwwwing*

- D: still okay, I promise”

zeta : still okay

- S, J and C looking at each other : He’s lying

Us: he’s lying

- I’M SORRY....DID Y’ALL JUST LOSE THAT DAMAGED PERSON WITH SATANIC HEAVY LUGGAGE AND PTSD?!?

- C “why would Micheal just give up his vessel like that “

yeah...exactly....waiting for the weak ass explanation

- [ commence Dean’s face melting and feels cooking up]

zeta: Right

zeta: Oh hello

-welp there it is

zeta: Second scar. Tag your porn ffs

- that fucking scar is bullshit ok??

- D” yeah I can handle Cass that “

C “ Dean...”

D “ Cass...come on...hit me “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

S “ i’m so tired “

zeta: drag it out of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Can....can I just ...

YES GRIP THAT ARM TIGHT

..ok sorry *screams into a pillow*

- AAAANYWAY.... fucking Kaya huh?!

zeta : I need the other sherif tho

Zeta my god down girl

- AAAW CLAIRE

-This episode is Sam huh huhing

zeta : Petition for Sam to never shave off the beard

-aww that little push was cute like

S: Dude come on talk to mom#2

- DUN DUUUUN MONSTER CASE

- Cass doing his hunter backpack IS CLEANING MY SKIN, AND MY CROPS ARE THRIVING

- [enters Jack] ....oh no

- D: “ You are barely an 100 pounds soaking wet “ ... my EU ass :

- Jack : Damn I wish I went with my dad and got that laser sword tho

- D: “I didn’t mean to be a dick”

- THOSE ARE SOME GOOD AF EYELASHES EXTENSION I want mine done again *whines*

- Castiel’s hand.....BRUUUUUUUUUUUH GIMMIE

- “UUUH this might take a while .... you two...go bla bla bla I’ll catch up “

zeta: Both Dads on the same page

- Aww Dean driving how nice.

zeta: Hello, the roar of Baby

- “ Cass can handle it “

yes yes he can ...

- oh wait it the brother in the Impala so....FEELING TIME

- “I didn’t know if you were alive I- “ “I just need you to talk to me “

OOOOOH MY BABY LOOK AT HIS EYEEEEES JARED JFC

zeta: Give Sam a fucking hug. Somebody

- Jody looking like a snac tho

zeta: jODY SMILING JUST CURED MY ALLERGIES

-EXCUSE YOU JENSEN WHAT IS THAT , just kill me while you are at it Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

zeta: She likes the beard, in your face Dean

- “Claire is still.....Claire”

- Sam :

- That smug face OMG

-Dean is like....NO TIME WASTING KIDS

-jack WAT R U DOING YOUNG MAN YOU R ON THIN FUCKING ICE OKAY?

zeta: WTF is Jack doing?

me: being a terrible child

- Oh I love Castiel with books

- “Like sleeping beauty “ ..... ok your cute ass is forgiven for now.

zeta: like sleeping beauty,... seriously

zeta Are you going somewhere

- Please don’t ever cut Sam’s beard , it’s doing things to me. (lol zeta)

- ....and thing tied around Dean’s thigh are doing god’s work.

zeta: Those bow legs, Is this the time to mention the knife on Dean’s thigh?

( lol Zeta#2)

I should be commenting on the plot too sometimes ( lol who am I kidding right?). Anyway...I think Dean’s is remembering the place.

The directors are loving close ups.....and I’m definitely not complaining .

- Heads on a pike ....yikes.

zeta: what....Kaya?

- Kaya owning three hunter’s asses is life.

- aaaand that is not-Jensen landing on not-Jared. I mean....that’s a not-Jared belly.

zeta: those close ups give me life

- Castiel searching stuff around the bunker with his power ....can you imagine not having to look for the keys anymore??? 10/10 would marry.

- Marked “ Gross stuff” . Dean marked it I fucking swear.

zeta: gross stuff

zeta:” Is that your dad?” “one of them”

- Yo....Jack needs to stop breaking my heart.

- Ok even before finishing the ep I fucking new that damn pendant had something to do with the spell and shit

- YAS SAM IS SO SMART UUUUGH

- Bearded Bitchface yaaas

zeta: Sam just wants to punch him in the face

me... with love

...

I’m sorry I need to do this I’ve been laughing for hours

- me to Castiel : Speak Latin to me

- Well that didn’t work zeta: that didn’t go well

- “FIRST LOVE STRIKES QUICK “

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh heck yeak

zeta: I need Kaya’s coat

zeta: Right in the face

- Yeeeeah...Dean’s in that autopilot state that he was when Jack let them see Mary alive and being tortured.

- “....and weak “

zeta: Sassy. “you are much weaker£

Bitch the fuck

- Okay I know that SPN is not famous for the special effect and shit...but those prosthetics are wack

- “ ..you let her die “ .... why is jack testing me so much ?!?!?

zeta: poor baby jack

- Seeing Castiel feeling pain seeing his son in pain is giving me pain STAPH IT

-Yas Jack baby use that smart af brain your other dad gave you

- D: “We need to break her, right here right now”

Jody: Wha

D: “I’m gonna do whatever it takes”

mmmmm flashbacks and deja vu

- oooooh damn Dean mad is kinky tho , proofs follows:

- sorry I need to go change now.

zeta: the fucking close ups

--- I NEED A PAUSE OKAY?? ---

zeta: Holy fucking yes, clever baby jack

- LIKE....THAT PROUD DAD FACE CASTIEL IS WEARING IS ILLEGAL

zeta: Proud father

- [flashback] seee I told ya

- evil Kaya: “ You are scared...and you are weak “ oh boi

zeta: I’ve sensed you

- Michael with his damn hat and suit“ I’m here to make you an offer “

my italian ass :

[fight]

Micheal not using his friggin’ archangel’s powers with a...like...a kid

zeta: Yeah I should not like this so much

- Well that was underwhelming anyway ( still hot tho).

- Y’all I wanna see how they intent to explain all of * gesture* that.

- also that fight with the bad special effect teeth werewolf was disappointing ....I mean wow....ok.....

zeta: They are getting their ass kicked

- #stopbreakingJodysbones2k18

- Kaya yeeting out this bad writing is mood

zeta: she fucking bailed----or not

- JUST GiVE THEM THAT DAMN SPEAR

-” Dean Winchester you have nothing to apologize for” Jody is the better Mom

- “I just fear that I’ve already lost before I could even begin “.... wow ok thank Jody. Also I’ve read how someone saw Bobo’s mourning over wayward sisters and I AGREE *slams fists on the table with tears in my eyes*

zeta: just dreading those consequences

- “The mind of a hunter and the heart of a hunter “ *sobs* “Maybe we could go on a hunting trip “ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JFC CASTIEL YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL DAD I CAN’T.

zeta: Cas smiling....rare

- Jack coughing “ I’m fine “

zeta: What is wrong with baby jack?

me : OH LOOK that’s another thing he got from his dads,

- D : “ You were right...” S: wha

D:” I don’t want to look at it, what Micheal used me for” “ and it wasn’t a blink “

Oh FUCKING GREAT I KNEW IT

“I remember most of what Micheal did with me”

“...drowning , and that I remember. I felt every second of it, clawing , fighting for air “

zeta: Drowning FUCK

“ ...and it’s all on me man “

SAM:

JFC JARED you are killing me this season

zeta: If they kill Jack I’m rioting

- ......HMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!?!?

WELP I’M TIRED , SAD AND AROUSED . So nothing new here right?

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO TAG, send an ask HERE if you want or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

TAGS: @supernatural-teamfreewillpage @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm @closetspngirl

#supernatural spoiler #supernatural spoilers #season 14 #supernatural season 14 #spn 14x03 #14x03

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khaleesiofalicante · 5 years

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GoT S8E01 Thoughts

Yall, I am SO READY and SO NOT READY at the same time!!!!!!!!! How is this even possible???

Ahhhh this recap is making me feels things.

OMG THE OPENING CREDITS!!!! ISTG if they don’t play this shit at my funeral, I will haunt everyone!!!!!!!

I love the new effects. Just wow.

WOW this parallel scene of a boy watching the queen arrive has me on my knees!!!!!!!!

YASSSSS THESE TWO ROYALSS!!!

Awww Arya looks disappointed :(

AHH she saw the Hound and Gendry!!!!!!! Reunions!!!

Tyrion is one of those im-a-feminist-but-i-make-homophobic-jokes type.

Omg Missandei and Greyworm!! I feel like i am at a highschool reunion...

Okay not to be that bitch but why are Winterfell people so fucking dirty?

OMG Dany’s lil smirk when the dragons flew in??? Love it!!!

Jon is so happy to see Bran!!! My heart!!!!!

Sansa is serving looks to Dany. I love her!

Bran seriously does not shit around. Dayum.

Aww, baby Umber.

Man everyone in that room is scared of Lady Lyanna...

Oooooooo Sansa asking realistic questions about logistics...

Man I hope they have enough dragonglass :/

So Sansa is technically the Lady of Eyrie too? She is doing well...

Man this Sansa-Tyrion reunion is awkward...

“I used to think you were the cleverest man alive” OMGGGGGGGG

Maybe Sansa should sit on the Iron Throne???

OMG JON-ARYA REUNION!!!!!!

These two really discussing weapons 0.7 seconds after they meet? Cuties

Ugh Euron fuck off, you disgusting prick!!!

Someone tell me not to get attached to Captain Strickland!! He probably gonna die soon...

Ew, Cersei!!! Why you do that???

Bronn still being Bronn. Never change, bud!

CERSEI STAY AWAY FROM YOUR BROTHERS OR I SWEAR TO GOD

This Cersei-Euron scene makes me want to puke...

YAAASSSSS THAT GREYJOY REUNION!!!!!

Awww Theon wants to fight for the Starks... I love this redemption arc.

Ser Davos is playing matchmaker. I appreciate!!!

Dany needs to stop telling everyone she is their queen. Like girl chill, you aint’ a queen yet. Nobody needs to respect you.

OMG JON SNOW IS RIDING RHAEGAL A DRAGON NAMED AFTER HIS FATHER I AM SCREAMING I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

Jon Snow be taking his dates to caves, hot tubs and waterfalls. Nice ;)

Man Arya and The Hound have a really weird relationship....

AHHH GENDRY AND ARYA I SHIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a lot of subtle flirting happening here!!!!!!!!!!!

Sansa! Jon! Staph it!!! The pack survives!!!!!!! Remember that shit!!!!!!

OMG SAM NO POOR SAM NO NO NO MY LIL BABY DANY I AM SO PISSED AT YOU RN OH SOMEBODY HUG HIM PLEASE

OMG HE TOLD HIM. I REPEAT HE TOLD HIM.

Jon took that news surprisingly well tbh. So I am THE king? Okaie.

TORMUND AND BERIC ARE ALIVE THANK FUCK.

Oh shit. What is this place???

Hey, Edd :)

Omg no baby Umber!!!!!!!

OMG NO BABY UMBER JESUS FUCK THAT CREEPED ME OUT

Wtf is this spiral thingy?????

Okay who is this hooded figure? The suspense is killing meeeee

OMG JAMIE MY BABY PLEASE BRAN OH FUCK THIS IS FUCKING OMG WHAT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#jesus this was a lot #i will not apologise for this long post #i have a lot of feelings okay #just when it comes to got #omg tho #wow #what a premiere #i am shooketh yall #game of thrones #got #got spoilers #game of thrones spoilers #got season 8 #hbo

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purgatory-jar · 7 years

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11 questions game

I was tagged by both @saawek and @elnawen (from now on dubbed “the french corner”) and I’ve got like, SOM ANY QUSTIONS GUYS STAPH

But like, the questions were actually pretty cool, so, guess I’m doing this:

here are the rules

1. Post the Rules

2. Answer the questions given to you

3. Make 11 questions of your own

4. Tag 11 people

questions and replies under the cut!

1) What is your favorite movie?

AH, it keeps changing tbh. Lately, I’d say I greatly enjoyed wonder woman :D

2) What are you doing tomorrow?

Working at my day job and then probably drawing. I promised myself i’d start the sketch for one of the drawings for my portfolio, let’s see how that goes XD

3) What is your favorite animal?

Giraffes and cats <3

4) What is your favorite genre of story?

Considering the fact that I haven’t read a proper printed book in forever… I’d say urban fantasy. But not post-apocalitic, if possible.

5) Pizza or Burger?

Give me all the burgers!!!

6) tea or coffee?

I enoy tea much more, but I am addicted to coffee xD

7) what is your least favorite season?

Summer in Italy is the WORSE

8) What is/was your scholar cursus?

EHEH I studied languages and economy in high school, went to literature and history university, didn’t finish it, and now I’m planning to apply to art school.

9) What would you do during the end of the world?

OH GOD I guess try to survive it?

10) Cats or dog?

I’m a cat person, but dogs are also awesome!

11) Do you play video games?

I used to, now I don’t really have time :(

1.You have to write a new fic RIGHT NOW, quick quick, what will it be about??? (for the sake of answering this question, you are a great author)

OH SHIT the one I always wanted to write has phoenix!cas and hunter dean, and it’s acutally funny ‘cause I’d love to add to the funny fics in the fandom (there aren’t enough in my opinion) OR OR OR I’ve always wanted to go AU after the events in 9x06 (Steve!Cas is my jam!!!!!).

2.You have to DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, what is it???

Jesus I’d write my whole portfolio so I don’t have to think about it anymore

3.What are the most perfect dish your country has to offer?

NUTELLA TAKE THAT FRANCE

4.Have you ever done a livestream ? If yes, do you regret what happens in the chat? If no livestream, why not ?

That’s why I was tagged in this, isn’t it. Yes, I livestream regularly. And no, I don’t regret the chat. Not even a lil bit. (Well maybe I regret the scaly dick. But only that).

5.Tell us something sexy or ridiculous (both is good too) in another language.

Ich sehe dein baguette freund, und es ist lange! (I don’t know, guys, wtf)

6.The moment of your life when you thought “how the fuck did i got here?”

Well, funny answer is, every time I look at the chat while I livestream. Depressing answer is, skyping with my future employer in Germany while in the car because I was too afraid of another earthquake hitting to do it at home. First answer that actually came to mind is: realizing I was lucky enough to get a date with the wonderful person I’m dating now. It was more of a “how the fuck was i lucky enough to get here” kinda thing, tho.

7.What are you most proud of?

Getting better on my own after a very rough period last year and getting my life back on track.

8.Do you know I like you ? You are a good person 9.Do you like stargazing?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the french corner likes me!!!!! <3 I love stargazing! I even saw a meteor once!

10.What fandoms do you like most?

Definitely supernatural. It feels like home to me :)

11.Will you draw or write what you answered for question 1 and 2?

OHHHH SHIT YES YOU KNOW WHAT YES as soon as i have the time!

1. Would you rather become a dog and be able to talk or stay human but only be able to bark?

Ooooh I’d rather become a dog! :)

2. Hot or cold drinks?

Definitely hot!

3. Do you like to dance?

NOPE

4. Favorite character trait (in general or of a fictional character, I’m not picky)

Mmmm well I really really like characters i can relate to, if that makes sense? SO… relatable characters?

5. Favorite headcanon?

I am 100% convinced Dean and Cas have been fucking all this time

6. You have been given the opportunity to buy one thing without caring about the cost, what is it?

Well Elna is taking care of the environment so that one’s out. Can I pull a tony stark, buy all the weapon companies, and turn them into clean energy research facilities?

7. What’s your favorite way to travel?

HELL NOT A PLANE. Train, probably :)

8. Favorite AU/theme for fics or fanart?

Canon babbbbies <3 and recently I am obsessing over that selkie!au

9. Can you do a cart-wheel?

I suffer from motion sickness, so I guess yeah, but not without throwing up

10. Ice cream or pizza?

PIZZA

11. Why is 42 the meaning of life

who not

1.Weirdest idiom of your language

EHEH I KNOW MY CHICKENS or “You’re busier than a undertaker at night”

2.Fuck (or cuddle) Marry and Kill with : Godstiel, Demon!Dean, Lucifer!Sam

Who wouldnt fuck demon!Dean. I’d marry Godstiel (uh oh) and Kill Lucifer!Sam

3.Same question but with : Castiel, Sam or Dean (i’m not THAT sadistic)

Let’s switch it up, I’d fuck Cas, marry Dean and kill Sam? Sorry Sam

4.What’s your zodiacal sign?

Gemini

5.Tell us an embarassing but funny moment you lived recently or years ago.

I *tried* to order food in 3 different languages. It was embarassing and @whelvenwings can confirm

6.Which fictional characters do you most fancy (or find very attractive)?

It’s a tie between Dean and Cas, but like, probably Cas

7.Destiel is now canon, do you mind?

Have you seen my blog

8.You got an unlimited access to money and power, what do you do? (see question 7 to have some ideas on what to buy)

Among like, trying to end wars and hunger and stuff, if I had to be like, really really petty, I’d buy supernatural and give it to trusted writers and meta-writers.

9.An urban legend or a myth around your area?

Apparently there’s a unicorn in the natural park around my region (swear to god)

10.Why do I have to ask you 11 questions? It’s fucking hard.

I KNOW RIGHT

11.Can you give me a cookie?

Why, you wanna store it between your buttcheeks?

1. If you had wings of your own, what would they look like ?

Ooooh badass. I want them black!!!

2. The moment of your life you felt the proudest ?

Haven’t I already replied to this

3. The thing everyone likes that you just… can’t…

ICE CREAM

4. Do you have a favorite plushie, if so present it to us

YES it’s a giraffe plushie and I’ve had it for like, 20 years. Second to that, I made a giant toothless plushie myself and it’s like, 2 meters long and I miss it a great deal

5. Pick a BATTLE WEAPON, what is it ?

A magic wand!

6. If you could cosplay one character ?

bEEN THERE DONE THAT. I cosplayed Merida, Dean, Cas and random HP characters at various comic-cons.

7. If you could dye your hair any color, no consequences, what would you choose ?

Dudes, my hair is *already* pink

8. Of all the fictional universes you know, which one would you want to live in ?

THE HARRY POTTER ONE, but like, a peaceful one

9. Do you take a lot of photos ?

Well sometimes? It��s mostly animals and pretty plants, so kinda lame

10. What is the word or expression you say faaar too much ?

Well, in my mother tongue I think it’s… “vabbè”. English probably like, it is I, because i really like it. And german it’s “ach quatsch”.

11. If you could dress in any era attire, what would you wear ?

ARMOR I WANT TO WEAR FUCKING ARMOR

NOW for my 11 questions:

Favourite flower/plant?

One thing you thought you’d regret, but turned out great instead?

Do you wear glasses?

What’s the last book/fanfic you read?

City or countryside?

What’s your opinion on cacti?????

Favourite sweet food?

Which planet would you like to visit, if you could?

Favourite supernatural character (except team free will)?

Best christmas present you’ve ever received?

If you could turn into any animal, which would it be?

I’m not gonna tag anyone cause most people I know have already been tagged, but feel free to do this if you want!

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amaya-sakura · 8 years

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as you can resist to this man? :V exactly, we can't

Menos si te mira de esa forma e3e

#sam drake #samuel drake #uncharted 4 #staph sam you are killing me

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khaleesiofalicante · 5 years

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Game of Thrones S8E04 Thoughts

Okay I have mourned the dead during the last week. Let’s move on!

Okay so I may have not moved on from Theon...That direwolf pin?? Just stab me in the heart, Sansa!!!

That speech was very moving, Jon! See, this is why he should be king!

Is it just me or do all the dead people have ginger hair??

Man it must smell like one hell of a crazy BBQ in Winterfell...

OMG Hound being protective dad and basically sayin ‘No one is good enough for my assassin baby fuck off’ I LOVE!!!

FUCK YEAH LORD GENDRY BARATHEON OF STORM’S END!!!

Although...Can Dany actually do that? I mean she is not the queen of the seven kingdoms yet...

Omg sneeaaaaakkkkkky Daenerys!!!

AHHH JAIMIE JUST TOUCHED BRIENNE’S HAND AHHHHHHH

Bran keeps acting like the cousin who joined a new yoga class... but I still love him sue me.

YES TO ARYA STARK HERO OF WINTERFELL (Hound is so proud <3)

Omg my lil family is playing stupid drinking games my heart is so full right now...

Is it Dany jealous that she is not as beloved? And sad that she doesn’t have friends? :/

BRIENNE LOOKS SO HAPPY FUCKING BLESS

Tyrion is that friends that makes stupid-ass, awkward statements when he is drunk...

ICEY FUCKS!!! OMG TORMUND

Awwwww Podrick :) <3

Man Tormund moved on just like lol

Hound is so fucking impressed of the murderous stark girls!!

Did Gendry just propose????? Dayuum. Oh shit. Okay. Oops.

AHHHHHH BRAIME CONTENT ATTENTION ALL BRAIME CONTENT

AHHHHHHH JAIME IS JEALOUS AHHHHHHHHHHH

Jaime you’ve never slept with anyone other than your sister before!!!!

OMG IT HAPPENED SEVEN FUCKING SEASONS AND IT HAPPENED

Take what is yours????? Ummmmmmmm

Dany, you can’t ask him that!!!! Wtf is happening rn?

Ugh why is Sansa the only one with brain cells here? Let the soldiers rest damnit!

Yes Ser Jaime please remain in your assigned seat ;)

Children! CHILDREN! Staph!

I love how the Godswood is their rendevous point <3

Sheeeet. Sansa definitely gonna snitch, yall!!

I’M HAPPY THAT YOU’RE HAPPY - Tyrion being a big mood rn

OMG MY LANNISTER BOYS CUTIEEEES

BRONN FUCK OFF BEFORE YOU I HIT YOU WITH THE REMOTE

Okay no no no no. Okay no. Highgarden belonged to the Tyrells. They were an awesome bunch. SO NO SIR NO.

What do you mean you don’t plan on coming back??? LISTEN HERE MISSY!!!

I live for Tyrion-Sansa content bitches.

SHE SNITCHED! CALLED IT!!!

You weigh as much as two fleas fucking. OMG TORMUND YOU ARE KILLING ME MAN!!!

Bye bye Sam. Make more babies.

GHOST NO GIVE HIM A FUCKING HUG JON!!!

Missandei and Greyworm going on their vacay :)

ohhhhhhh Varys is on Team Aegon apparently...

WHAT THE FUCK RHAEGAL NO FUCKING HELL WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED EURON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CHOKE YOU BITCH

Dany is piiiiised.

SHIT AMBUSH AMBUSH RETREAT FUCK NOT TYRION LORD NO

Fuck Missandei is missing!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON MISSANDEI?????

Omg yall Cersei is so fucking cunning and evil i am lowkey in awe

Cersei you touch Missandei I swear to god dany, greyworm, ser davos and i will punch you to death.

Okay dany is giving some mad queen vibes i am worried...

*GASP* TREASON!!!!! YALL SHUSH!!!

THE SPIDER IS BACK BITCHES DAYUM DARK VARYS

jaIme don’t do it hoe

I AM SUING HBO FOR MAKING SER BRIENNE OF TARTH CRY

JAIMIE YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU ARE A GOOD MAN DO NOT GO PLEEEEAAAAAAASSEEEEEEEEEE

MY SHIP SAILED FOR TWO FUCKING MINUTES I AM FUCKING PISSED

Okay the gang is ready for some ass-kicking!!!

oh it’s a Hand-Off!!

No, it is not a pleasant sound OMGGGGGG QYBURN YOU WEIRDO

Qyburn is truly perfect for Cersei wow.

Tyrion stomping towards Cersei and actually begging and expecting her to understand is further proof that HE HAS NO BRAIN CELLS!!!

OMG SHE DID FUCKING NOT MISSANDEI WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST KILL THE ONLY BLACK WOMAN ON THE SHOW WTF HBO

OMG DANY IS PISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What in god’s name was that episode yall??????

#game of thrones #got thoughts #got spoilers #braime

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ain-t-bovvered · 6 years

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14x04 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

1 2 3

14x04 Mint condition

[intro talking about ghosts]

oh it will be a ghost ep then.

TIME FOR A FILLING EPISODE THEN

zeta: I guess

SO THE BROS CAN BOND

[episode starting]

....lol the beating sound of the television ad.....suspiciously similar to the title into

-really.....? a trenchcoat...?

-So handsome

zeta: so angry

-lol that’s us with Micheal.

MOTHERF- THAT SCARED ME DAMN CELLPHONE

- “Hey Sam”. ....

zeta: built by Tony Stark’s second cousin. Damn cool down bitch.

-this is like the LARP episode . Talk shit, get quartered by horses.

zeta: I think he’s already dead. THUNDERCATS.

-uh uh.

zeta: Don’t dude

- why does it feels like the film “Small Soldiers?”

-AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH ARE THOSE NOODLE SOCKS WITH “SEND NOODS” ON THEM?!?

[opening amazon] I need that shit

zeta: Hello

-My slob *sobs* that is too cute

zeta: 80′s are calling.

-OH look it’s your decade.

zeta: Shut up bitch

lol

- OH LOOK IT’S YOU

zeta: SHUT UP

US:

-Naaaaaaaah WhERe iS thE BEaRd. Whyyyyy. so smooth.

zeta: Dolphin belly

-WHYYYYYYYYYY

- The socks bitch

zeta: cute motherfucker

-Slobby Dean is canon and I’m living

-Cass and Jack are on a Father and Son trip *sobs*

-”Our life is ...a scary movie”.....true dat.

zeta: Panthro kicked my ass. I grew up with the thundercats.

-THUNDERCATS SERIOUSLY LOL.

-That Panthro is mine” ....love me some nerdy Dean.

-And Sam’s little pleased smile??...I hate them ...so cute-

zeta:short sleeves.

-Captain Khaki

- The fake laugh of Sam AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH MY GOD

D” ahahahah so lame”

zeta: the lollipop

-[vietnam flashback to my first fic]

-D”she’s like your twin- Soft delicate features ...”

zeta: Luxurious hair. Look at that happy face!

-My skin is clearing

zeta: my allergies are cured

-"Vintage hotwheels”

-THOSE ARE NOT THE INSURANCE’S GUYS I GET THO. HOW UNFAIR IS THAT?.

zeta: true dat. Oh Chuck , his face is killing me

-Of course he is. zeta: of course he is

-W T F . I HAVE A KINK . THOSE GLASSES IN PARTICULAR ARE MY KINK NOW.

zeta: yep, Can’t word.

-THAT’S MY FIC REQUEST FOR YOU BITCH. GIMMIE THAT .

-ALSO...that switch of mug . DEAN MAH BOY U CUTE.

- Apple ciders ! D” sHE OfFeRed”

-CAMBLES AND SONS’ INSURANCE

zeta: I’m Zelda

- Why do you know what that means? zeta: Why do you know what that means?

- Sam quickly looked the other way

-DAMN THAT JACKET

zeta: yeah

-He looks like he just came out from Mad Men, and I’M SO HERE FOR THAT.

zeta: GIF, bitch . also....we don’t eat that much candy.

- [the mom in 50s gears] lol but ....ME

zeta: you

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

zeta: shut up.

-U SHUT UP

HUNTER EXPERTS

zeta: oh crap. the gun porn.

zeta: LOOK AT

-DAMN he looks good.

zeta: -THAT

me:

zeta: Hello

-wow. zeta: holy fuck

-What’s up with the mom tho? why she dressed like that?...creepy . Favourite pillow.....ok.

zeta: everything is not fine

-Everything is not fine, I said that in my mind when he said the positive one first.

zeta: I need the Sam beard back.

YES...LASTED A BIT LONGER THAN MICHEAL THO.

zeta: that dude is HUGE

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- “nice Sam ...smooth”

zeta: smooth

- Sam envying the dude’s beard

zeta: Head tilt.

zeta: Bow legs bitch

-Super awesome. lol the dude’s jacket tho

zeta: oooooh damn

- I. SMELL .PARALLELS.

- OH HI ζ

zeta: Shut the fuck up.....I did have the same earrings.

-DEAN IS A NEEEEEERD

zeta: Completely. Look how happy he is.

- I’M DYING STAPH. MY HEART.

- And again there is that focusing on the keychain . hmmmmmmmm my hunter’s senses are tingling

zeta: creepy dude.

-She’s too little to be Sam’s parallel tho.

zeta: everyone is too little, he’s humongous.

-THE KEYRING BITCH I KNEW IT.

-CO detector. nice save Sam. That fake scream tho.

zeta: 80′s bitch. 80′s.

-S” are you okay?”

Fem!Sam:

- Fem!Sam “ I was pretty busy screaming”

-ahahahahahahha lame

-Sam is so offended that the glass didn’t break. “But I used my moose force”

zeta: fuck me sideways

-GOD I LOVE HIM. OMFG . GIF

zeta: he’s excited

-He should not be that excited.

-SEE I TOLD YOU THE FUCKING KEYCHAIN

zeta: Capish capish

- D : IMMA SMASH- oh no wait *opens cabinet*

-How to make a bomb casually . Sammy 101.

zeta: I think he’s not gonna stay inside the circle.

if an incredibly hot guy who shouldn’t be that hot in that outfit tells you to stay in the damn salt circle you STAY IN THE DAMN CIRCLE.

zeta: Nope

- OH COME ON....awww please don’t die I like you.

zeta: fine go through him. And those earrings.

-Lol you had leg warmes too right?

zeta: Yep

-Knew it...and those gloves.

zeta: and the fucking top. JFC IT IS ME

-YEP.

zeta: hell.

-I had a messed up childhood zeta: messed up childhood.

-THat iS noT HoW thAT wOrks

zeta: nerds

-don’t call me that.

zeta: oh fucking hell

-” I TOLD YOU TO STAY PUT” bitch how many time did I write Dean saying that? I’m having a stroke.

zeta: Casper?! -bitch you bet your ass that lil’ bean Dean stayed in motel rooms and started his scary movies thing with Casper.

- D: “ ...I send you there ..” hot

-Lol why is that so funny

zeta: don’t know but it is- That side smile.

-GuRL I’M LIVING THAT JACKET

zeta: the pants could be a tad tighter tho. BABY!

-bitch they are not jeans, they’d explode on Jensen’s ass equation curve.

zeta: true....a tad.

-AWESOME zeta: that was awesome.

zeta: don’t ruin this for me

-Feelings talk. I’m never getting over it.

-CHIEF zeta: CHIEF

-whyyyyy

zeta: his watch beeped?

-OMFG I LOVE THAT. GIF...GIIIIIF *whispering* adorable.

zeta: adorable. Continue.

- what

zeta: spin the bottle. Disappointed. Hurled. looool I’m wheezing.

-I thought Sam didn’t like halloween becasue..you know....DEAD GIRLFRIEND ON THE CEILING ?!?

-Shaggy and scooby zeta: Thelma and Louise

-Bert and Ernie .....that’s weird

-Loving the crazy look on Dean

and the scared af of Sam.

zeta: oh hell. ugly.

-dude....you fugly.

-wut....wha....that, that’s the end? what .....a waste of footage ok

zeta: that was fun.

send an ask HERE or to @waywardbaby if you want or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

TAGS: @supernatural-teamfreewillpage @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm @closetspngirl

#spn episode commentary #spn commentary #spn season 14 #supernatural season 14 #season 14 spoilers #spn 14x04

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