#started adding a GUI to make it look like a game but eh like it much more as just an illustration

[gh0stsp1d3r]

!best friend tim asks you to pretend to be his gf at a party because some girl won’t leave him alone and is making uncomfortable… it just so happens that y’all like each other as well but neither of you know that. You do it because you’re genuinely concerned for him and want to make sure he’s okay tho, not because you like him.

After the girl goes away, you decide to stick around and keep up the charade - to make he’s okay, obviously. Y’all just enjoy your night together from there on.

FAKE DATINGGG!!!! my favorite ugh I love this

Taglist: @abriefnirvana

𝒫𝓇ℯ𝓉ℯ𝓃𝒹

Warnings- drinking, fake dating, partying, I made this kinda long oops

“Hey, y/n.” A voice said from behind you, you knew who it was from the skates rolling on the ground. His stick was in his hand as he skated around, he went in front of you and started to skate backwards.

“Hey, Tim. What’s up?”

“You going to the party later?”

“Yeah. Are you?”

“I wasn’t going to… but Daryl asked me to and I was like, I dunno dawg. We should go together.” He pointed to himself and you with the stick. “And Daryl.” He added.

“Okay. Sure. Yeah.” You nodded, trying to act nonchalant but inside, your heart was beating out of your chest.

“Great. Well, I should probably get going. You’re coming to the game before, right?”

“Duh.”

He gave you a grin. “Alright. See you then!” He said, skating backwards faster.

“See you!” You yelled, he smiled and turned around, making sure that you couldn’t see him when he pumped his fist in the air and smiled to himself.

Later, when he was practicing, he saw you enter the stadium. You were one of the first people there. You saw him and gave him a small wave with a smile. He smiled under his helmet, a slight blush on his face.

He waved back and got tackled into the boards. He groaned out loudly and the other player rolled his eyes, huffing and standing up quickly, skating agway.

“Laflour!” His captain yelled angrily at him, you winced and mouthed an apology to him as he got up and looked back at you.

He just nodded and then looked at his coach. “Sorry, coach!” He said, passing him and going back to the puck he was passing around.

You sat down next to Daryl, he looked at you and said hello, and looked back at his work he doing. Your eyes were on Tim the whole time.

——————————————————————

“Great game, Tim!” You said with a smile, giving him a hug when he left the locker room.

“Thanks. It was better than usual.” He said with a smile, and looked at Daryl. “What do you guys say we leave and go to that party, eh?”

You both nodded, Daryl putting his work away into his backpack, and you made your way to their apartment before to put some stuff away, then making your guys way to the party.

It was off campus, so there would probably be a few people you don’t know.

It was loud, people surrounding the place. Some rich kid was throwing it, and the house was huge. You looked around and back at Tim.

Daryl was looking at some girls with a smirk, already having a plan in mind. “I’m gonna go get some drinks.” He pointed to the kitchen, saying it in a suggestive voice as he raised his eyebrows and winked at you both.

You rolled your eyes and Tim laughed. “Alright, dawg. See you.” He pat his shoulder as Daryl left. You both looked at each other now.

“Oh, shit, hey, man!” Tim said when he looked up, seeing one of his old friends. He looked back at you and motioned for you to come over.

You did, and he introduced the both of you.

“I’m gonna go get a drink, you want one?” You said after a while．

“Nah, I’m good.” He said with a smile. “Thank you though.”

Luckily, one of your friends was also here. You grabbed a drink and spotted her. You waved to her and she smiled widely.

“Hey! I didn’t know you would be here.” She said as you walked up to her.

“I didn’t know you would be here.” You said. “Mm. This shit is good.” You laughed as you took a sip.

“Uh, yeah! I see you came with…” she nodded her head towards where Tim was sitting on the couch.

You sighed and nodded. “Yeah. Him and Daryl, he’s somewhere.”

“You still didn’t tell him, did you?” She said.

You shook your head, taking another sip.

“Girl! You need to just do it. It’s so obvious he likes you. You both look like lost puppies, chasing after each other.” She rolled her eyes. You looked back at him for a while and back to her.

“Yeah..” you mumbled. “Anyways, how’s your boyfriend?”

“Oh, I gotta tell you-“ she rambled on for a while, you both talked for a while and Tim came up to you both.

“Hey, tim.” Your friend said, looking at you and back at him.

“Hi. Y/n, can we talk for a second?”

“Sure.” He pulled you aside, you friend smiled at you from behind.

“Soo.. this is gonna sound crazy, but could you pretend to be my girlfriend for a little?” He asked nervously.

“What? Why?” You asked, laughing nervously, confused.

“You see the girl by the couch? The one with the blonde hair?”

You craned your head to look at her. You nodded and looked back at Tim.

“She keeps flirting with me, and she seriously won’t leave me alone. I told her I was taken and she clearly is still there. I also told her I was going to the bathroom right now.” He said.

He was always uncomfortable with flirting when random people did it, he told you about that. And this girl seemed to not wanna stop.

“Okay. Yeah.” You nodded, talking softly.

“Thank you.” He said, he slowly grabbed your hand, and intertwined your guys hands. You made your way through the dancing bodies.

The girl smiled widely when she saw him come back, as if she hadn’t even seen you right beside him.

“Hey, y/n.” One of his friends in the group nodded at you, you gave him a small wave and smile. They knew you because you both had hung out with other people often, and his punk friends did like you.

Tim sat down, moving slightly to make room for you. You sat down next to you, and he looked at you, slowly wrapping his arms around you to make sure you were okay with it. You just moved closer to him and he took that as his okay.

His arm was around you, hand moving up and down your arm. You put your head on his shoulder.

“So, Tim.. you play hockey?” The girl asked, giving you a dirty look. He simply glanced at her and nodded.

“Oo. That’s fun. You think you could teach me sometime?”

“Probably not.” He said, the corners of your mouth turned up as you tried to hold in a laugh. You couldn’t help it, you started laughing loudly, and some of the people snickered and laughed with you.

Tim even started laughing. “Sorry.” He said, laughing at the same time while the girl scoffed and hopped off the couch, leaving you guys alone.

You took another sip, and you expected Tim to take his hand off you, but he didn’t. His hand stayed around you.

You felt comfortable, you smiled and joined in on conversations.

The girl had clearly made him uncomfortable before, so you stuck around to make sure that he was okay now.

It seemed like slowly he was getting more comfortable again, his smile was wider and his laughs were louder.

Once you both left, (Daryl was going to some girls apartment) you both talked, and he walked you to your place.

“Thank you.” He said suddenly, before you walked in.

“For what?” You asked him.

“For.. you know. Pretending.” He nodded.

And suddenly, feeling bold you said “What if I don’t wanna pretend?”

You both looked at each other for a moment and you both leaned in. You felt as if this wasn’t real, it felt like a dream.

Once you both pulled away, he smiled and laughed softly.

“See you tomorrow..?” You asked, smiling back at him.

“Yeah. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

#tim laflour fluff #tim laflour smut #tim laflour x reader #tim laflour #matthew lillard fluff #matthew lillard x reader

[arc-misadventures]

For the Vtuber Au (if that's gonna be the name of it for not)

...has our dear Errantry Paladin ever played Dark Souls/Soulsborne/equivalent genre of games, if so how much rage has Jaune ever expressed in any form, if at all

Bonus question if you'd like to answer:

What his cute Vtuber model look like?

No, that’s gonna be the name of this, AU.

The VTuber: Of Bugs, and Rage

Errant: Hello everyone~! And, Welcome to the stream!

The Errantry Paladin started his stream with a smile across his avatars lips. People often marvelled at how expressive his avatar could be, only adding to help humanize the digital creation in their eyes.

~~~ Steam Chat ~~~

: Whoo! It’s beginning!

: It’s starting!

: What are you playing today?

: Hi everyone!

: There’s that winning smile that we all know, and love!

: How are you this day my liege?

:🥳🥳🥳

: He’s as handsome as ever!

: Sire my babies!

: Any thoughts on growing a beard yet?

~~~~~~

All as perusal for one of, Errant’s streams.

Errant: So I was asked… a lot. Honestly it more like begging, and pleading with me really to play a, Souls game. Like, Dark Souls, and the like.

~~~ Stream Chat ~~~

: We didn’t beg you.

: Suggested.

: Encouraged you.

: Certainly didn’t beg

:❤️I beg for you babies!❤️

: I beg for cake!

~~~~~~

Errant: Well, at least some of you are honest… or, claim to be…

Errant shot his chat a skeptical look before address the screen, and what game he was going to play today.

~~~ Stream Chat ~~~

: Aww he looks like an upset puppy!

: Who’s a good boy!

: Who wants the ball?

~~~~~~

Errant: Stop that! Ahem… So, in honour of your request, today we will be playing, ‘Hollow Knight!’ Now this is a game I’ve been looking forward to playing for a while now, I just haven’t had the time to do so. I stumbled across someone saying how great the soundtrack is, gave it a listen to myself, and fell in love with it, so I wanted to give it a go. And, since you asked me to play a, Souls game, and this game has been described as the, ‘Dark Souls of Metroidvania.’ And, since I’ve never played a Souls game, a Metroid game, or a Castlevania game before either. Well, three birds on stone.

~~~ Stream Chat ~~~

: Oh Hollow Knight hell yeah!

: It’s not Dark Souls but he will rage.

: This game is brutal.

: This game makes me sad.

: The music is damn good!

: Hed probably just curb stomp everything in a Souls game honestly.

: Id like to see that!

~~~~~~

Errant cheekily shrugged his shoulders as he gave a coy smirk as he explained his reasonings. Many in the chat we disappointed that he wasn’t playing a, Souls game, but what many truly wanted was to see their calm, and collected, Paladin rage. For the rage unleashed by the calm, and collected was a true sight to behold, and they were all looking forward to see it for themselves.

Errant: Enough stalling lets start it up. Lets see… Eh? Classic, Steel Soul, and Godseeker? Must be their names for the level difficulty. No wait… Classic: Normal Play mode. Steel Soul: No reviving. Death is permanent?! Is there a one life mode in this game?!

~~~ Stream Chat ~~~

: Yep!

: You gotta beat the game first before you can play that mode though

: Good luck

~~~~~~

He looked at his chat, then to his game with a shock look in his eyes. People played on such a difficulty, and won?

He could help, but wonder what it was he was getting himself into.

Errant: And, the last one: Godseeker: Challenge the gods of Hallownest. Is that a boss battle royal type of thing?

He looked to his chat, and saw people typing ‘yes,’ or the equivalent of that throughout the chat feed.

Errant: Okay… How many bosses are in this game then?

~~~ Stream Chat ~~~

: A lot

: Too many

: You’re gonna love them!

: Mantis Lords are the best!

: Grimm King is evil!

: 😍Mantis Lords😍

: all hail Gorb!

: You’ll die at least once to each boss

: Most likely

~~~~~~

Errant: Oh… Well now I’m scared. No matter, lets delve into, Hollow Knight then shall we?

///

Do you guys think this is a good way to integrate the stream chat reply? I think it does, but…?

Well, I ask for your thoughts after all.

As for giving, Jaune a cute, VTuber model. How about something more…

Ruggedly handsome? Roguishly charming? Somethings like that, he needs a different air about him.

Don’t you think so too?

[brokenbackmountain]

lay down. slept a little. had this dream where there was an ad for this family choice-based game that said TREAT THEM WELL! and it was these two guys kissing on the bed and the finger kept clicking get pregnant and give birth and that poor man gave birth like nine times anf yuo could see his face gwt progressively greener and the babies come ojt slower. they never left the bed btw. the midwife (?) also looked more and more tired. the previous babies never grew past toddlership. they didn't die or anything they just Stayed Babies of Breastfeeding Age. and thag man had to BREASTFEED them. anyway at the like tenth of eleventh birth he just drops dead after popping the baby out and the haggard looking midwife starts wailing while gisd husband start crying. i need to add that they were making those video game aha!!! ehe!!! aww!!!! noises. you know the ones. THEEE ENTRIE TIME

#khair. now that that's out of my mind. gnite

[abihastastybeans]

HELLO

5, 10, 13, 15, 18, 19, 21, 29 from here

(i just realised that that's a lot so feel free to skip some/answer selectively if you want to do that!)

CAL HIIIII!!!!

(are you kidding ofcourse I'm gonna answer all of that, let's make a game out of it and see how long it takes me)(it's 15:05 when I started answering)

5. Favourite song in your native language

Can't think of one rn😭 The first one that came to mind is Venmadhi Venmadhi from Minnale because some guy was playing that on the bus yesterday. I think it's a lovely song, especially the third verse :)

10. Most enjoyable swear word in your native language

I don't really swear in Tamil😂 I only use words like stupid/wastrel/dog/buffalo... y'know the most common ones lol

But, again, the first swear word that came to mind is *looks around to make sure no one's listening* "watha" - which is basically the Tamil equivalent of fuck - because one of my friends called another friend that this morning lmao

13. Does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions ot traditions that might seem strange to outsiders?

Well there's so many but i generally think that doing rituals/ chanting slokas or vedas must be very strange to outsiders who aren't really used to that! Imagine being a white christian and you encounter a yagna happening with a giant fire, lots of huge shirtless men saying very weird words in their blaring voice, adding all kinds of different things into the fire, while surrounding people watched on... I'd be terrified 😂💀

15. A saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

SO BEAUTIFUL. SO ELEGANT. JUST LOOKING LIKE A WOW.

18. Do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

Gosh I speak so many dialects - depending on who I'm talking with. There's what I consider the normal one, there's the one mixed with random English sentences😂, there's the local chennai dialect for when I'm dealing with/in public or local vendors💀, there's the tambrahm (wow it feels weird to say it like that) dialect because that's what I was raised on in mum's side of the family

19. Do you like your country's flag and/or emblem? What about the national anthem?

I've honestly never thought about this before...

Flag - 🇮🇳 It's a good one, I like what it stands for. But no one would forget the struggle it would take when you were 6 years old and were asked to draw the national flag and you wouldn't remember how many spokes are there in the ashoka chakra😭 or even if you remembered, you wouldn't know how to divide them evenly throughout the circle... So much stress. 7/10

Emblem - it's a bit complex if you ask me but eh. It looks cool i guess. I like the phrase 'satyameva jayathe' ("truth alone triumphs" in Sanskrit) so there's that :p 5/10

National Anthem - I love it!! I like the picture it paints, listing out all those places! Only criticism is that it was very difficult for younger abi to sing the beginning because it was so very low and i struggled for a long time😅 9/10

21. If you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

Aloo mutter gravy and methi roti👍

29. Does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

I was thinking really hard...before i realised🤭

MYSURU. WHY do you do that to your sambar??? It's nice, I'd be lying if I said it's bad, but how?????? How did you come to the decision "oh you know what. I'm gonna make this taste sweet. Yeah."??

We went to Mysore one time and had some sambar and do you know what happened, cal? My cousin threw up, that's what happened.

(it was because of the long uphill travel but the sambar definitely contributed :p)

What you lack in sambar, you make up for it with Udupi rasam so. I forgive you😤

(now the time is 15:55)

"Hi, I'm not from the US" ask set

#cal tag #ask game #this WAS long lmaooo

[jujumin-translates]

Misumi Ikaruga | [SR] Festival of Blooming | Misumi as Kumon

Cat: Nya~.

Misumi: Mhm mhm, I also had a lotta fun playing with you, Kitty.

Cat: Nya!

Misumi: Huh, where are you going~? Is there something over there?

Cat: Nya~.

Kumon: Huh, Sumi-san!?

Misumi: Ah, it’s Kumon!

Kumon: I never thought I’d see you here~!

Misumi: Did you know that Kumon was my friend, Kitty?

Cat: Nya.

Misumi: So you did!

Kumon: You’re a smart one! And super cute too!

Cat: Purr.

Misumi: They said that they’re happy you pet them, Kumon!

Kumon: Ahaha, I’m glad!

Misumi: So what are you doing here, Kumon~?

Kumon: I was just playing catch with Yamaguchi! It’s been forever since we played together, so it was really nice!

Misumi: You really like baseball, huh, Kumon~.

Kumon: Ehehe… Yeah!

Kumon: I’d really love to get the whole troupe together to play a baseball game or something again sometime ~.

Misumi: I also wanna see you play baseball, Kumon~.

Misumi: …Yeah! I’ve go~tta stick with baseball after all.

Kumon: Eh? What?

Misumi: Hmm, it’s no~thing.

Cat: Nya!

Misumi: Ah, they said they like baseball too!

Kumon: Seriously!? Then let’s play baseball together next time!

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Misumi: We’re hooome!

Yuki: Welcome back.

Kazunari: Welcome home, Sumi and Kumopi! Were you two just out together?

Misumi: It was all thanks to the kitty that I bumped into Kumon~!

Kumon: What are you two doing? Looks like you’re looking at that computer.

Kazunari: I was just watching the recording of “First Crush Baseball” with Yukki!

Misumi: First Crush Baseball~?

Kumon: Why now!?

Kazunari: I was going through some videos earlier and dug up this one~.

Kazunari: I was only gonna watch a little of it, but I ended up watching the whole thing!

Yuki: It was pretty interesting.

Kumon: I wanna watch it too!

Misumi: Me too~!

Kazunari: We’re right at the daily practices right now.

Kumon: This is super nostalgic!

Yuki: There are more ad-libs than usual in this performance.

Kazunari: We were really into it!

Misumi: I was super happy that the audience was laughing so much~!

Kumon: Actually, I remember I was super nervous during this one~.

Kumon: I was also really nervous about the audition to join the troupe too~.

Yuki: That happened to all of us too.

Kazunari: We were worried about you back then.

Kumon: But it was all thanks to the etude you guys did that made me feel so much better!

Kazunari; Uwah, that’s a throwback!

Yuki: Kazuko, right?

Kumon: I was also super happy with the God Mr. Triangle that Sumi-san gave me!

Misumi: Ehehe, I’m glad~!

Kazunari: Ah, Kumopi, lookie! Next up is the baseball scene!

Yuki: Kumon definitely had the best form out of all of us because of his experience.

Misumi: Kumon was super bold and cool~!

Kumon: Hehe, thanks!

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Misumi: Over here, like this~...

Yuki: Huh, what are you doing? Wait, that’s--.

Misumi: Ehehe~. I’m making it for a mission!

Yuki: Huh… That being said, how are you even going to make use of that?

· • — ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • · · • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • · · • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ — • ·

Misumi: Kumon, how’s this~?

Kumon: You look super good in my clothes, Sumi-san!

Misumi: I’m glad~!

Misumi: By the way, I’m gonna use this to act as you today, Kumon!

Kumon: A baseball mitt? So that means--.

Misumi: Ehehe, well then, I’m gonna get started now!

Misumi: “Let’s hit a home run! Don’t worry, I won’t throw any fastballs!”

Kumon: (That must be me playing baseball!)

Misumi: “--Tch!”

Kumon: (Whoa, I can tell that he just caught a fastball! That’s incredible, Sumi-san…!)

Misumi: “Alright, I’m up to bat now! Time to aim for a home run!”

Misumi: “Ehehe… It was super fun to play baseball with everyone! Thanks, guys~!”

Misumi: …And, scene! How’d I do~?

Kumon: That was… Incredible, Sumi-san! It really felt like me!

Kumon: The way you pantomimed hitting and pitching the ball was so good! It’s like I could actually see the ball!

Misumi: I’m glad~!

Kumon: It was so cool! It’s a little embarrassing to think that the one you were acting like was me, but…

Misumi: You’re always so cool and incredible like that when you’re playing baseball, Kumon!

Misumi: So I’m sure that’s why my acting seemed so good~.

Kumon: …Ahaha! I guess so!

Kumon: Seeing you play baseball made me really wanna play baseball again! I really need to get around to planning a baseball tournament!

Misumi: Yeah, yeah, we’ll have to talk about it with everyone!

Kumon: But first we’ve gotta complete this mission! You’re supposed to take a pic as proof.

Misumi: Before that…

Misumi: Ta-daa!

Kumon: Eh!? That’s…

Misumi: A “First Crush Baseball” edition of Mr. Triangle~! I made him to commemorate the mission~.

Kumon: That’s amazing! He even has the Sakura High baseball hat and a bat!

Misumi: I’m go~nna take the pic with this Mr. Triangle!

Kumon: I’ll take the pic for you!

Kumon: --There! I think I got it!

Misumi: Thanks, Kumon!

Misumi: Also, also, this Mr. Triangle is a present for you, Kumon~!

Kumon: Eh? For me!?

Misumi: Yeah! Earlier you were saying how happy you were to get the God Mr. Triangle!

Misumi: It’s a gift to say that I wanna keep being good friends and roommates!

Kumon: I love it! Thank you so much, Sumi-san!

Misumi: I’ll be with you today, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and every day after that!

Kumon: I’m looking forward to spending all that time with you!

#a3! #a3! translation #misumi ikaruga #kumon hyodo #yuki rurikawa #kazunari miyoshi

[iruiji]

Part iv.

For the life of me I still can't think of a proper title for this. But yeah this is Part iv of my take on SAGAU/Imposter AU! I am so tempted to give this an embarrassing title like I did with the Fungi one lmfao.

yeah. that's it. that's the whole scene. i think y'all know where this is going. i started this thing with one ending in mind- and it won't take very long because I only planned to write until the Sumeru Arc. ehe. maybe some snippets if someone drops an ask or smth.

For the sake of my sanity I'm going to limit Reader's powers to whatever I mentioned in Part ii and adding the one in this.

'nyways.

The Million Dollar Mora question, can reader Teleport?

Short answer? Yes. Long answer? They can Teleport like in game: whenever and wherever, even in a middle of a fight, they can nyooooom tf outta there, easy. The only difference is that, while doing so, the world, or rather, time doesn't stop. It was both a blessing and a curse - reader can escape from the most enemies but for faster ones?

As a Xiao main, it's becoming more and more scarier for them to imagine meeting them.

Dammit, they can't even enjoy being an Ex-Deus Machina!

The plan after.. kidnapping the inventor of course involve somewhere to hide after: a safehouse, if you will. And after a bit more planning which involved going at Enkanomiya and surveying the area and looting the place with usable weapons (reader got a spear and a short sword) without interacting with any of the ghost, reader made a make shift camp at the little cave underneath a run down stairs somewhere around Mt. Tianheng.

A few more days passed with them hiding and watching from the shadows at some of the buildings to observe the Harbor itself, noting and setting traps at some of the alleyways.

And yeah did reader mentioned they have super strength now? Yeah. One of their daggers got nearly lost when they were training with throwing them, and then was frantically looking at the ground and suddenly noticing they've lifted up a tree to check underneath it's hollow.

"Huh? What.." and proceeds to uproot a whole Sandbearer Tree, just to check. "The actual fuck.." and then throwing that tree towards the lone lawachurl in the area, killing it instantly.

"..."

Yeah but reader still wants that gun. Unfortunately they can't test how durable their body is now, especially when they're going into a literal do-or-die mission and they can't waste their time anymore training this new ability so they just have to make do.

Just their luck that it doesn't activate unless they wanted it to.

Four days after arriving at Liyue Harbor, Reader adjusts their cloak; mask in place and daggers in position underneath their sleeves. Sighing, they jumped off the roof they were hiding to greet their target.

Damn. How badly they wish for their team to be here.

"Hello, Gentry Maocai."

Reader nods, impressed, when the man immediately pulled out a short knife. Honestly, they expected the guards with swords but not the man to have weapon on himself. But hey, must be reader starting to get incompetent; they haven't had proper training in Diplomacy for months.

Raising their hands, Reader tried to show that they're not an enemy.

"Not an enemy?! You must be with that Harbinger who attacked us last night!"

Aw, man. Fucking timing, amiright?

Releasing a defeated sigh after beating his guards to a pulp and realizing the man was gone, Reader nods to themselves as they jumped up the roof and wobbled. Yep, deeefinitely getting rusty.

For a guy whose wearing those long-ass clothes, he's fast. Not as fast as reader though.

"Gentry Maocai? What seems to b-" Aw, shit.

"Get away from me!" yelled the frazzled man, swiping his weapon to the man in front of him. The latter merely dodged to the side, as if facing something inconsequental.

I mean, he's not wrong.

He's the Geo Archon, after all.

Gentry Maocai doesn't know this, of course, so he tried to swipe his knife again in his haste to get away. Another swift dodge and Maocai groan in frustration, before he aimed for the man's chest with a growl.

Vortex Vanquisher appeared right then, shimmering in gold as it parries the metal. Zhongli kicked it off his hands, before reaching for Maocai's clothes.

Annnnnddd that's my cue!

Jumping from the roof they're perched on, Reader activated their ability and swooped down. Predictably, Zhongli noticed in an instant, pushing Maocai on the side and raising his weapon to parry Reader's daggers.

Their weapons clashed with a resounding: 'BOOM!' before the ground Zhongli was standing at caved down and shatters. With the impact's blast, it pushed everything within a five meters or so away -

- including Reader's hood.

A small gasp was heard from the Geo Archon in that split second, before he was flying through several buildings after Reader kicked them away.

Well, oops.

Reader snatched Maocai quickly and ran to an alley where they Teleported to the safehouse in Enkanomiya.

Maocai dug in his meal with a vengeance, sprawled besides the small camp fire Reader made two hours prior. He's still reeling from the events earlier. Dammit, he was supposed to be eating at Xinyue Kiosk right now, not some.. what even is he eating??

"It's fish."

He yelps in surprise, glaring at Reader. Did he say that out loud?

"You did." He didn't, Reader is just guessing, but the man was sputtering in his seat it's hard not to bully him a little. "Look, just take my offer and we're good! I get my guns and you get your money!"

"I need to go home!"

Reader wave their hands frantically. "Old Man, didn't you say a Harbinger just attacked you yesterday? How can you go back there when you're not even sure about your safety?"

Maocai gave Reader a scathing look, "And you think you're better? You kidnapped me!!"

"You're body's probably on its way to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor if I left you there."

"Nonsense!"

"Yes-sense!"

"What???" came the dumbfounded reply.

Reader sighed and placed down their plate at the side. "You know, if you agreed earlier, you could be finished by now!"

The man gave a look of disbelief. "Are you stupid?! You can't finish building a prototype by hours!"

"I'll give you four months."

"Incorrigible!"

"Two months then."

Gentry Maocai finished the prototype within one and a half month.

Part i. Part ii. Part iii.

@noitsgrapejuice @yuumaofc @mentallyunpresent @salor-ilor @shizunxie @jaxielous @imaginewriting @simpaghettits @asteriacos

Sorry if I missed someone y'all. But uhhh. Hope ya like this one. G'night!

#genshin imposter au #genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau #sagau impostor au #genshin isekai #hell yeah here we go babes

[vigsilantes]

movie night (adrian chase x reader)

Pairing: Adrian Chase x Reader (one shot) Summary: You and Adrian have a movie night and watch Shaun of the Dead. (I have a hc that Adrian loves watching horror movies, specifically zombie movies, and discussing the logistics of the kills in it lol) Word Count: 536 Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Swearing, Comfort, Idiots in Love, Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Post-Canon, Zombie Movie, Reader-Insert, Post-Canon, Post Season 1 Warnings: swearing, gore, blood, zombies

>>>(read on ao3)<<<

After a long shift at your café job, and Adrian just coming home from Fennel Fields, you two were exhausted, and you both didn’t feel like going out to patrol tonight, so you decided to have a movie night. Looking through your gigantic, shared collection of DVDs, Adrian suggested Shaun of the Dead, which is one of his favorite movies. Whenever you two watch it, or any zombie movie, he goes into so much detail about the zombies, and the kills, and you love it. He knows how some of these kills should look like, and he loves talking about the logistics of it. And he loves seeing if he would survive given the circumstances of each zombie flick.

“Oooh like right there, the blood should’ve splattered differently, and there would definitely be more blood too! But that kill was insane!” he smiled, getting antsy on the couch, you could tell how much he loved this movie. You both had an immense amount of film knowledge, but this was where Adrian shined. Normally while watching movies, people get quite annoyed with you and Adrian sharing facts or talking while watching. The 11th Street Kids always throw popcorn at you guys or heckle you when you ramble too long during a movie. But together, you two love to discuss what’s happening, and hearing what the other has to say. “These zombies are mad slow walkers though, which gives them all at least some kind of chance. In that one movie we watched, those ones ran, which would just make it even more impossible to survive.”

“Yeah, man, in a regular zombie apocalypse, I think we’d have some chance of survival,” you started, Adrian looked over at you, “you know we have some experience defending ourselves,” he giggled, “but if they ran, it’s game over for me… You know I’m not the fastest runner,” you chuckled. “You on the other hand, might have some odds in your favor, you are such a fast runner, babe,”  

“You’re fast!” Adrian instantly came to your defense. “Remember when we outran the cops that time? You were super fucking fast, I think you’d have a chance,” he nudged you.

“Eh… if they’re like the ones in that movie though, I’d be a goner,” you joked, “you’re on your own, Ade,” you tapped his thigh.

“Nooo!” He screeched. “I could carry you whenever we needed to run, or give you a piggyback ride,” he suggested, fully serious. “Ooh or I could tie you to my back like I did with Goff a while ago,” you started laughing.

“Wouldn’t I slow you down?” you said in between laughs.

“Nah, like you said, babe, I’m fast,” he gloated. “I don’t wanna live through an apocalypse without you," he said as he rubbed your hand. “It’d be superrrr boring, and like who would I even talk to?”

“That’s true, I am pretty fun to converse with,” you smiled, and he nodded in agreement. The night continued like this, watching the movie, making up fake apocalypse scenarios, and seeing how or if you would survive. In every fake scenario, no matter how insane it was, Adrian always made up some crazy, irrational way to save you.

#adrian chase #vigilante #adrian chase x reader #vigilante x reader #dcu #peacemaker hbo #adrian chase fluff #adrian chase x you #adrian chase fic #adrian chase x gender neutral reader #freddie stroma #peacemaker #vigilante peacemaker #cross posted on ao3 #one shot #established relationship #reader insert #movie night #adrian chase fanfiction #adrian chase oneshot #comfort

[bloodybloob]

GOD AU GOD AU GOD A— you have given me the brainrot!! may i ask for more content about it

Ask and you shall receive! I’m thinking… pirates?

(Link to info on this au here).

Warnings: Swearing

—

“You sure about this Wind?” Hyrule had a nervous expression as he tied a red bandanna to the top of Wild’s head.

Wind merely laughed, “As sure as I could ever be!”

“This is weird, putting on clothes the mortal method is weird. Do you think if we asked Time super nicely he’ll let mortal’s materialize their clothing on their bodies too?” Wild spoke warmly, fidgeting with his leather boots.

“Time hasn’t majorly changed shit in like four centuries, I doubt he’d start now.” Wind answered as he messed around with Hyrule’s eyepatch, trying to get it just right.

“Oh, so we’re doing that mortal thing now, eh? What’s it called… swearing?” Hyrule chuckled.

Wind snickered, “You guys are seriously missing out! Mortal’s can go off on each other with their funky little fucking words.”

“I think you misused that one.” Hyrule remarked with a lazy grin.

“You can’t fucking use a shitty swear damn wrong bitch.” Wind said in response.

“What’s a bitch?” Wild asked.

“Come on Wild.” Hyrule simply dragged the scarred boy out from the back of his shirt, his question never answered.

“So I said, “Find your own loot you posh prick!”, and he started wailing like a baby!” The crew erupted with laughter at Wind’s very fake real story.

“Now that’s a story Wind. Ey Rule, you got any tales from your time on the waves?” Tetra spoke as she turned to the brunet beside Wind.

“Oh I think we’re witnessing a good story right now.” Hyrule pointed over to where Nudge was miserably losing to Wild at a classic game of mercy.

The man let out a yelp of surprise as Wild pushed his hand down to the table, well… more like through it. Zuko, who was standing beside the two, snickered and put a tally mark on a sheet of paper nailed it the wall. There was a plethora of little lines underneath Wild’s name and a grand total of zero under Nudge’s.

“I won again!” Wild cheered, as if he wasn’t a god in disguise with infinitely more strength than anyone on Earth.

“Yep… you did…” Nudge rubbed his hand and moaned in agony.

“You’re responsible for that table Nudge!” Tetra called out, causing the sailor to wail in defeat.

“Hey guys, got some beer from the nearby tavern! Anyone want some?” Gonzo came up onto the deck with a carton of beer under one arm. He settled them down onto the table Niko and Senza were settled at.

“Yes please!” Zuko hopped down from his chair and waddled on over, Nudge stood up to, still cradling his hand.

“Nothing like a good old beer under the starlight.” Wind said as he began to sit up, only to be stopped by Tetra.

“Woah Woah there, you three can’t have any.”

“What?! Why not?!” Wind screeched indignantly.

“You’re children.” She deadpanned.

“Oh yeah? Who told you that? Or did you just assume it?” Wind stamped his foot. “I’ve had alcohol before! I didn’t like it, sure, but this is different!”

“That doesn’t make it okay squirt.” She ruffled his hair, as if that was that.

“Oi! I’m not done!”

“He’s right y’know, we’re older than all of you combined, not underage by any means.” Wild supplied. Wind was about to acknowledge his statement with praise before his words sent an icy shard through the center of his heart.

“What do you mean?” Tetra asked with an amused tone.

“Umm, Wild-“ Hyrule tried to step in but the scarred god continued

“We’re much older than all of you. I don’t really remember most of my life, but I know it’s been a really long one.” Wild added a little smile, his innocence and honest tone caused Wind’s hope to plummet.

In the month the crew had gotten to know the three they knew Wind was the troublemaker, Hyrule had zero directional skills, and Wild told everything as it was, completely honest.”

“How would- wait a minute, no way…” Senza looked at them with a new spark in his eyes.

“What? What’s wrong?” Tetra turned to her crew mate with confusion.

“Have you heard about how the Wind God has been coming down to Earth and living the life of a sailor?” Senza pointed at the three gods. “Isn’t it weird that his name is Wind, his is Wild, and his kinda sounds like the old name the God of Magic went by?”

Realization overtook Tetra’s expression as her head swiveled in their direction.

Wind liked to think of himself as someone who could keep a straight face, someone who could be relied on when things got dicey, someone who could be cool while keeping his cool.

Wind, was unfortunately, not this someone.

“Hyrule! Get us out!” Wind screeched as he grabbed Wild by the shoulder, who looked mildly confused.

“What- why me?!” Hyrule exclaimed.

“Look- we are surrounded by water, if Wild uses his powers the ocean will automatically scoop us up and probably capsize the ship, and if I use mine to get us out I might blow the whole thing the fuck over. Your’s is safest!”

“You are aware that capsizing and turning it over are the same thing right-“

“JUST DO IT!”

Hyrule groaned, whispering, “We’re going to get in so much trouble…” before magic began to swirl around the three gods, Wind could already feel his body begin to fade.

Yells and screams were heard, Wind tried to tune it out, but he still caught the “Wind, no wait-!” before they appeared in their bedroom.

Wind heaved out a sigh of relief before collapsing onto the large, soft bed. Hyrule soon followed him, and Wild, struggling to hold his weight after the teleport, flopped beside him.

“Nice going Wild.” Wind murmured into the cushions.

“Huh? What did I do?” Wild spoke genuinely. It only served to make Wind both sad and frustrated.

“Wind, you can’t blame him.” Hyrule entered his vision as the brunet sat up.

Wind merely sighed. “I know, I don’t blame him. It’s just… frustrating sometimes.”

Hyrule smiled, “Some things change Wind, we’ve gotta learn to live with-”

“I’m still confused.” Wild whined, interrupting whatever speech Hyrule was about to delve into. It earned a giggle outta Wind.

“You’ll be confused once I beat you at mercy!”

“As if!”

“Ahem.” The three of them froze before slowly turning to see their other six brothers standing right beside the bed.

“It’s been a mortal month! Where were you three?!” Sky immediately jumped beside them, checking for injuries.

Wind looked up and saw it… Time’s disappointed glare, along with an almost unnoticeable shine in his eye that said we aren’t letting you out of bed for a week.

Wind sighed, it was probably a good thing Wild got them discovered when he did. If they stayed out there for any longer he was sure the punishment would’ve been a lot worse.

—

I tried my best alright?

The closest thing this au has to a central plot that it can orbit around is Wild’s issues, the problems they cause, and how the others react to it and why.

Btw I’ve been updating the original post with the au’s info, so if you read it like 2 or more days ago it probably has some new stuff you can find if you skim over it a smidge.

#linked universe #wind linked universe #hyrule linked universe #wild linked universe #lu #linked universe au #god au #writing

[risustravelogue]

“hello, good sir. pardon the interruption to your leisurely rest, but have you seen this woman?”

a clink of mora passing between hands, and the vagrants studied the photo of a short dark-blue haired woman closely.

one of them answered with a rough voice, “a foreigner? lots of them been roamin’ around since the sakoku decree being lifted. can’t really remember well…”

another gold coin joined the other. the ronins talked amongst each others in inazuman as meirin tapped her foot almost impatiently.

“i guess she looks pretty distinct… might have seen her around, maybe in the capital.”

“are you absolutely sure?”

“chances are, she’ll be there. you said she was doing some commission work and stuff? if they could afford someone from overseas, they must have some good money. people with good money generally live in the main city.”

all general information, yet again. what do these people think we are, dumb?

the woman sighed and grabbed her husband’s hand before he could hand over yet another mora to the fifth group of vagabonds they’ve encountered that day, “alright. thank you for your cooperation, good sirs. we’ll be going n—”

“now, now,” the ronin who had been observing the scene from behind chuckled, hand inching towards their sheathed blade, “you both seem loaded, so why not throw a few more mora our way, eh?”

meirin frowned and glanced up at her lover before whispering, “is the welfare in inazuma that bad? why do they all say the same thing? what are these guys, npcs?”

“an interesting theory. are you suggesting that we’re in a game of sorts?”

“wouldn’t that be fun? in which case, i command you to bonk these npcs!”

“haha, as my dearest wishes.”

ミ𒆙𒆙𒆙

“— really! we really don’t know anything else!” the nobushi pleaded, visibly trying to struggle against the petrification to no avail.

the teashop owner sighed and pondered over the small teapot, before reaching into her bag with a soft smile, “i think you need more tea to remember, good sir… ah, yes, why not add the amount of jueyun chili in this one? and ground sand grease pupas for an added flavor! that should jog your memory!”

“wait, wait, please! i swear i don’t know anything! never seen that girl in my life!!” the man cried out, glancing back towards his friends who were laying out cold on the ground after a cup of… whatever devil’s drink that woman had forced down their throat.

were they dead? he had no idea.

and why the hell was the woman’s husband making himself home on their camp while having tea?!

clearly this couple wasn’t normal.

“look! i-i may not have information about the girl, b-but i’ve seen a weird-looking guy walking around these parts!”

“… a weird-looking guy?” meirin tilted her head.

the kettle sang on top of the portable stove. the man watched with quivering eyes as she poured the hot water into the teapot containing the 'concoction’. even from the smell, his eyes had started to water.

“y-yeah!! he’s got a mustache and wears this purple cape!! he looks like he’s up to no good if you ask me!!”

“huh… anything else?”

“uh. um……. n-no?”

“….”

“….”

“welp! special tea delivery! open wide~”

[ 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 ]

shoes crunched against inazuma’s soil as the pair trekked down the path towards konda village. perhaps once they’ve reached the settlement, they would be able to find some clues, or at least people who had seen kurisu. though their pace was deliberately slowed from all the venturing and questioning almost everyone they came across, it was always better to be meticulous and slow than careless and fast in these situations.

….. and on that note….

“xiànɡ gong, i love you dearly, but let’s try to be just as ultra-careful and not spend our money that willy-nilly, alright?”

“ah… yes, of course. my apologies, tiánxīn.”

@i23kazu - another ebg submission from yours truly!

I'm not sure how you'd count these, but there are 2 doodles on screencaps, 2 drawings, and 1 edit of a drawing (idt that counts as a whole piece?). Feel free to see for yourself!

230 words.

03. trying something

That morning…

“We’re here.”

“You! Boss-man! I challenge you to an Onikabuto fight!” exclaimed the young girl.

Itto cackled. “Bring it on!”

Kurisu smiled. “Haha… Have fun, you two.” 

She walked inside the tent. There, she found something glinting near one of the tent’s wooden pegs.

“What’s this?”

“Huh? A Vision? Whose is this?”

Kurisu walked out of the tent and approached Shinobu, who was walking down towards the tent.

“Kuki. I found a Vision near one of the pegs. Do you have any idea whose it is?”

Kuki’s eyes looked at the Vision, then to Kurisu’s face, then back to the Vision in her hand.

“A Sumeru Vision… hmm. Why don’t you try using it?”

Kurisu frowned.

“Odd idea, but how do I do that?”

Shinobu tapped her cheek. “Hmm. Try connecting with it, then focus on something you can’t do without a Vision. Since it’s a Hydro Vision, maybe try conjuring a ball of water floating above me?”

Kurisu nodded. She closed her eyes and imagined a big ball of water above Shinobu’s head.

“Amazing.”

She opened her eyes to find Shinobu poking the ball of water with her index finger.

And it popped, showering her green hair with glistening droplets.

“Ah! Cold!” she yelped.

“...”

“Wow, it is yours!”

“But…”

“... Kurisu?”

“But... But I—I’ve never—!!”

A horrified shriek echoed through the air.

“WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?????”

#kurisu plays ebg #genshinblr january ebg 2024 #ebg 2024/01 plot asks: meirin #kurisu's ebg 2024/01 lore

[ivykim]

ssogari come home

masterlist // wattpad

summary: after having a good meal at the restaurant, enhypen arrived at their accommodation and they had all split up into their own thing they'd be doing. it includes fishing, playing games, curry making and even...falling asleep(?). join ivy and the boys on their healing trip in danyang.

ivy’s outfit: danyang

NOTE: this was a continuation of episode 1 of soso fun. i am just following how the episode went whilst adding ivy into it.

— continuing from part 1

ENHYPEN were gathered in the restaurant to have a hearty meal before they went over to their accommodation. ivy's eyes scanned the menu, it seems like she was having trouble even deciding what to eat.

"i must be really hungry, everything i read so far sounds so good." ivy says.

"well we can't spend too much."

"wait, how did you guys spend on the groceries?" jay asks.

"around 110,000 won." sunghoon answers. ivy's jaw drops.

"okay so we need to calculate what we can have so we don't overspend for these 3 days." ivy says.

"why don't we ask for help?" jungwon suggests. ivy nods. they asked auntie that worked there. she kindly explains how many grams it should be for 8 people. since the first option was over budget, they decided to get smaller portions.

the food came in just on time as they were starving. ENHYPEN happily ate and chatted with each other.

"i wish i could go here with blake. he would love eating here."

"does blake hyung-"

"ni-ki, he is the same age as you." ivy giggles.

"eh? did he lie to me? he looks older the last time i talked to him."

"he was born earlier than you but you don't have to call him hyung, i think he was just joking with you." ivy says.

"let me go call him later on." ni-ki says.

after having their meal, enhypen finally arrived at their accommodation for the next 3 days. there were tons of beds, perfect for ENHYPEN. tons of games and activities for our active bunch. ni-ki goes to the 2nd floor to inspect the place while the others were resting on the large couch.

ni-ki finds the fishing equipment and jake excitedly scans through it. he explains what was good for fishing and happily talks about it. ivy looks around the place with jay.

"babe, look. beds." ivy points out. jay smirks. he backs up ivy on the bed and she falls onto it. jay hovers over her.

"it's been a while since i got some love from you, hmm?" jay says. ivy wraps her arm around his neck to pull him closer.

"come here then." ivy pouts. jay leans in and kisses her. he pulls back to give her one last peck.

"i love you." ivy says. jay smiles.

"i love you too." he pulls her up. jay goes to cook while ivy goes to sit with the other boys. when she arrives downstairs, jake, ni-ki, jungwon and sunghoon were already going over to change into their fishing attire.

"has anyone seen heeseung?" ivy asks.

"i think hyung might be sleeping in the bedroom." jungwon says. ivy goes to find heeseung and when she does, she spots him scrolling on his phone whilst laying on the bed.

she smiles and climbs over to him. she lays on top of him. heeseung pats her head.

"did you miss me, vivi?" heeseung asks. ivy nods. heeseung chuckles.

"i'm tired." ivy says before she rolls off heeseung onto the bed below.

"then sleep."

"but i'm not going to be able to spend time with any of you."

"you worked hard, angel. it's time you get some rest." ivy reaches out to hold heeseung's hand. he grazes his thumb to comfort her.

"will you wake me up before dinner?" heeseung pecks her forehead.

"of course, angel."

and so ivy falls asleep. the boys went fishing while jay, sunoo and heeseung remained in the house.

after about 10-15 minutes, jungwon decides to give up as it was too hard to fish. ni-ki, jake and sunghoon tried their best. jungwon goes to inspect jay's cooking.

"where is noona?" sunoo asks jay. he shrugs. he looks out the door and notices a perfect spot to read peacefully.

jungwon and heeseung started playing mario kart. the camera cuts back to jay who was busy with the curry. he was finally done peeling the potatoes. he starts to pour the ingredients in once he had diced them up into decent size. it cuts back to ivy was sleeping.

— caption: "ivy sleeping peacefully while jjongsaeng works hard."

suddenly, ivy wakes up. she sensed something strange. like something bad was going to happen. ivy goes to check up on the boys. they were all fine. she could see from the corner of her eyes, something...strange.

"not another shadow person." ivy sighs. she goes to approach it.

"what are you doing here?" she asks the shadow. she doesn't get a response. it disappears into thin air, ivy rolls her eyes.

"can't even get a normal rest without spirits appearing from time to time. why am i the conduit." ivy sighs. heeseung notices her.

"vivi, had a good rest?"

ivy knew it would be a bad thing to tell the others, after all they were on a holiday. ivy smiles and nods.

"yeah, the nap was good. i think i'm still tired though. what are you two playing?" ivy asks. heeseung hands her the controller for her to play with jungwon.

and so ivy's competitive side appears, she subtly pushes jungwon so he messes up. jungwon pushes her back and they laughed. she hands heeseung the controller after she successfully beats jungwon and the in game bots.

"are those 3 still fishing?"

"yeah, sunghoon hyung is determined to get a ssogari. do you wanna fish noona?"

"it's been a while since that fishing episode of en-o'clock but i'll see if i want to try. jake could always help me anyways." jungwon nods. he types something on his phone.

"noona before you leave, could you check your phone?"

"okay."

ivy checks her phone and reads the message.

wonie💙: noona, umm can we cuddle later? i umm.. wonie💙: we are you know...dating and i wanna do the things that the hyungs always do with you.

ivy looks up from her phone and giggles.

"later, won." she winks. jungwon blushes.

ivy goes to inspect the fishing team. she stands next to the camera man and witnesses them fishing quietly. ivy turns to look directly into the camera.

"they are going to have a hard time. my dad used to fish in a river, he said it was hard. it takes him about 2-3 hours for him to catch one fish. if it takes that long for my dad, i can only predict it will take 4-5 hours for those boys to get something."

"but we are one team so i'll be positive and cheer them on." she turns to river. "GO SSOGARI BOYS!!" she shouts. jake turns around shocked at how loud ivy shouted.

"oh my god." jake holds onto his heart. "noona, you were extremely loud!!" jake yells back.

"WHAT?"

"YOU WERE LOUD-"

— caption: "we advise you keep your volume to a minimum. we apologise as ivy and the boys get loud at random times."

"have you got anything so far?" ivy yells (she lowered down her volume by a little as it scared the staff who was monitoring the audio)

"yeah, we did." sunghoon yells. ivy eyes sunghoon. "okay, i'm lying. we didn't catch anything. my line keeps getting stuck on a rock!"

"well at least, you are catching a pet rock!"

"you're not funny, noona!" sunghoon yells.

"WELL F-"

— caption: "protecting idol's image. ivy did not curse ^_^."

"have fun. i'm getting bitten by mosquito out here. i'll leave, bye~" ivy leaves. she runs back into the house. "won? i need your mosquito repellent. i forgot to put some on before i went out to inspect the ssogari team."

jungwon comes back into the house and goes to seach for his repellent. he spray some on ivy.

"thank you, won." jungwon clears his throat.

"can i get a kiss?" jungwon shyly asks.

"sure, won." she pecks his lips. jungwon's eyes widened.

"i meant on the cheek."

"oh."

"that was my first kiss." jungwon blushes. ivy blushes too.

"umm sorry, i didn't know-" jungwon tackles ivy onto the couch. ivy yelps. he happily pounced on her like a true cat and cuddled her.

it was slowly getting dark. jake decided to leave. heeseung had joined it but sunghoon had left too. only ni-ki and heeseung remained.

"should we get back? it's getting late?" heeseung says.

"one last try then we can go back." ni-ki says.

— [will heeseung and ni-ki be able to catch some ssogari?]

#ivy #ivy kim #enhypen #enhypen 8th member #enhypen extra member #enhypen added member #enhypen girl member #enhypen x oc #kpop added member #kpop oc #kpop girl oc #kpop girl member #kpop #enhypen imagines #enhypen imagine

[dollsonmain]

Got a little break after That Guy full completed GoW and turned it off and went downstairs to look at the newly labeled shelves.

The shelves are fine, but it feels like every solution causes many more problems than before.

Like yes, the to sell items are much more organized, visible, accessible, etc. but now I have the issue of finding a place for the fourth shelving unit.

And now there are labeled places to put finished ponies to help me differentiate between duplicates but now I have to figure out how to know which pony is where.

I don’t know I have dupes until I go and start going through photos.

Right now they’re labeled by gen set name yyyymmdd [that the before photos were taken] for example “MLP G1 Brush n Grow Princess Glittering Gem 20231002” and if there are two, one is …20231002 A and the next …20231002 B etc.

Adding an A0/A1/A2 or whatever to the file name is no problem, but knowing which one is MLP G1 Brush n Grow Princess Glittering Gem 20231002 and which is MLP G1 Brush n Grow Princess Glittering Gem 20220305 is difficult without the ponies in the same place as the photos because they could easily have been completed and their after photos taken on the same day which would put them in similar places on the shelves.

So.

Another frustrating problem arising because the computer that houses the photos is upstairs and the ponies themselves are downstairs.

I suppose I could haul dupes up stairs, ID them, mark them somehow (string maybe), add their shelf ID to their file name, and then make sure I put the correct pony on the correct side of the correct shelf.

Somehow.

…

I can’t really put too much thought into it today because it’s the weekend which means I’m not allowed to do anything other than watch That Guy play games.

God of War: Ragnarok was a lovely game. Heart wrenching story, massive character development, characters with character, beautiful art, good animation, few bugs.

Next up he has another deeply involved, long playing game: Xenoblade Chronicles 3. Eh.

[brainyxbat]

Clockwork Island Adventure- Pt. 2

Meanwhile in Card Castle, a serious competition was underway: specifically, a game of poker between Nami, and her captors. "And I win again!" Nami boasted after laughing with victory, and gathered her earnings. "So sorry, guys."

Venus watched from behind the redhead, leaning against the dresser with crossed arms. "See why I didn't want to play?" She snarked. Despite her not being in the crew for long, she already knew not to get her money involved with the greedy navigator. Thanks for the warning, Zoro.

"She's going to make us lose everything!" Skunk One moped.

"Why don't they come to try and save you?" Honey tried to break her spirits.

"The traps must've got them," Boo-Jack guessed.

"It'd be easier if they were that weak," Nami retorted.

"They can get through anything," Venus added.

"Out of the frying pan... into the fryer."

Venus furrowed her eyebrows. "What?"

Nami looked at Pin Joker with annoyance. "It's "fire"." He glared, but stayed calm.

Honey stood on her feet. "I'll go, and check up on them."

"Running away, are you?" Nami beamed. "You owe me quite a lot." Venus rolled her eye. "You can pay with your body!" In retaliation, Honey stripped down completely, and turned completely into water, shocking the two girls. "What?"

Honey slithered down a pipe, as Boo-Jack rode out on his unicycle. "Let's go!"

Nami looked on in awe. 'Don't tell me she's...'

Venus turned to her, feeling surprised herself. "Is that what you meant, by her paying with her body?" Her innocent question was met with silence.

-

Elsewhere, the guys rode in a basket with a parachute above the town. "Cool! It's like an airplane!" Usopp commented in awe, as he and Luffy enjoyed the view.

"Watch out, there's a minefield below us!" Borod warned.

"Hey, look at those windmills," Luffy pointed out.

"Eh?" Usopp perked up.

Luffy took out his toy from the beach, and looked back and forth between it, and the real thing. "They're identical."

"It must be from here," Usopp observed.

Luffy tried to wind it, but it wouldn't budge. "It's broken."

"Give it to me," Akees held his hand out. After Luffy gave him the toy, he whipped out a blue-handled screwdriver, and began tinkering with the wind-up key.

He opened the top, and continued to work, as Luffy and Usopp watched in awe. "Wow, you're pretty good at this kinda stuff!" Usopp complimented.

"He's amazing!" Borod said, as he steered the makeshift balloon. "He can repair pretty much everything."

Just then, Akees put his screwdriver away. "There, fixed."

He winded the key, and sure enough, it was working just like new. "Cool!" Luffy gushed. "Wow, you're great!"

"Oh dear, are you still alive?" A familiar, female voice interrupted the happy moment. Sure enough, strangely-colored water descended from a pipe, and Honey started to manifest nearby.

"It's that hot babe!" Sanji swooned, as Usopp held him by the waist to keep him from falling. "I gotta see her again!"

"Calm down."

"What was that?!" Zoro demanded.

"Devil Fruit powers," Borod replied.

"Correct!" Boo-Jack threw Honey's long coat to her, as she fully changed appearance, back to being fully clothed.

"Melt-Melt Fruit. Boo-Jack, give them their prize."

Boo-Jack rode his unicycle along the rope tied to the basket. "Yes! Come to me!" Sanji gushed obliviously, but his face quickly changed to disappointment when it wasn't her approaching them. Boo-Jack threw a ball at them, and Sanji prepared to kick it away, but it suddenly jutted out black spikes all over. He wasn't quick enough to pull away; his already injured foot was impaled.

"Sanji!" Luffy exclaimed in terror.

"Right in his foot!" Zoro remarked.

Sanji started to fall, but luckily, Borod grabbed his ankle, just as Honey floated over. "Hold it right there!" Using her powers, she shot a large gush of water over the crew. Borod accidentally dropped Sanji, who bounced face-first on the grass, followed by a mine explosion.

"Sanji!" Luffy screamed, as they flew away.

-

Nami and Venus gasped in shock when the battered, tied-up cook was suddenly brought in, and thrown to them close by. "Sanji-kun!" Nami looked over him in concern.

"Your feet!" Venus cried at the bloody sight before her.

"Nami-san, Venus-chan... I'm sorry."

"Sanji-kun!"

Bear King approached them. "Look, I spared his life. That's how much I love you two."

"I see now," Nami stood on her feet, "Yes, I really prefer strong men like you."

"Yes!"

"But I need more time to think..."

"Me too," Venus agreed.

"I understand."

"So don't kill..."

"Skunk One!"

"Sir! I will convince them!"

"Wait!" Venus shouted.

"No!" Nami protested. "I said don't kill-!"

"Now, let's play." Bear King kept Nami and Venus back, as Skunk One flew away.

-

Meanwhile, the guys recovered from the crash landing outside the spade-bearing gate. "Damn it all!" Usopp fussed. "If only I had my slingshot."

"You wouldn't dare to anyway," Akees snarked.

"What?" Usopp glared.

"Borod would save me, even if he lost both feet!" He bragged.

It was then when Usopp noticed: Borod had a metal, prosthetic hand under his left sleeve. "Your hand... did you?"

"Yup, he always protects me, risking his life for me."

"You brag about being saved?"

That caught Akees off guard. "I'm just a kid, and I'm still weak, so..."

Usopp stood on his feet in anger. "It's not a question about being weak or not!"

"Stop it," Borod put a hand on the sniper's shoulder, "That's enough."

"It's not!" Usopp nudged him off. "I hate brats who think they'll always be saved!"

"As if I care!" Akees retorted.

"What'd you say?!"

"If that girl getting in Borod's business earlier thought she'll always be saved, would you hate her too??"

"Leave her out of this! I would never hate her!"

Through the argument, Luffy stared on in deep thought, then spoke up. "Okay! Let's go!" He swung his arms about in preparation. "Hey, kid. You can go home."

"What?!"

"Well, I'm not saving a weakling."

Borod's eyes widened in shock. "I'm not going home!" Akees protested.

"Okay," Luffy grinned, "Then fight! Gum-Gum Pistol!" With a single punch, the gate was totaled. "Come on!" He started to run inside, but quickly turned around the horde of angry guards, as they chased him out. "Oh, crap!"

"I'll take them!" Zoro ran in to help, followed by Usopp and the Thief Brothers.

"There's too many of them," Luffy fussed.

"Leave 'em to me!" Zoro stole a sword, and curb-stomped guards one by one effortlessly.

From the top floor of the castle, Pin Joker was watching everything. "Roronoa Zoro," He smirked.

"Ooh!" Bear King perked up when the elevator rose into the room.

"What?" Nami looked up, as did Venus.

The door opened to reveal a large, mystery device concealed by a white sheet. "So my doomsday weapon is finally done!" The patriarch eagerly ran over.

The trio of guards standing in front danced in celebration. "All hail the great Bear King-sama!"

"Much better than our last boss!"

"The King Cannon has finally been completed!"

"The spicing on the cake," Pin Joker grinned.

""Icing", you mean?" Nami corrected.

"King Cannon," Honey's eyes widened.

"Is that it?" Boo-Jack questioned.

"The legend about me has begun!" The weapon was wheeled out of the elevator. "I'll be the King of all Pirates!" He laughed evilly.

Nami turned to Sanji when he groaned in pain. "Sanji-kun!"

"I'm sorry... Nami-san, Venus-chan."

"Don't worry," Nami assured, "They're dumb, so Venus and I can-"

"No, you can't," Sanji cut her off.

"Eh?"

"I just wanted to save you... by myself..." The two girls looked down at him in sympathy, before they were surprised by him wiggling like a worm with a wide grin. "... then be hugged by you both as thanks, followed by this and that, and-!"

"You creep," Nami frowned.

"Going by yourself is reckless!" Venus scolded. "Why would you want to save us alone?!"

"That's a conversation for another time," Nami dismissed.

Just then, an angry Bear King came running. "Who are you to my fiancées?"

Sanji glared defiantly at him. "The one who rubs suntan lotion all over their backs."

"Sunblock for me," Venus corrected innocently.

"Shush," Nami hissed.

"What?!" Bear King shouted. "Crucify this creep!"

"No!" Venus protested, as Sanji was lifted by his ropes.

"He might be one of her crew, but I'm gonna kill him!" The cook was thrown roughly to the floor, and bounced into a stone wall.

He landed face-down, and was pinned down by Boo-Jack. "Watch your mouth. You weaklings have no chance against us." He wrenched his heel in his back.

Sanji glared up at him, weak from his injuries. "You'll regret those words before the day is over," He vowed.

-

Outside, the rest of the crew were warding off the endless guards; Luffy using Gum Gum Pistol, Zoro slashing and stabbing with his "borrowed" sword, and Borod punching them out. "What's this stench?" Usopp complained, closing his long nose.

Skunk One. He was perched menacingly on top of a tall pole in front of them. "Welcome to Card Castle. Your friend is waiting." He pointed to the sky.

"What?" Everyone looked up, and to their horror, the cook was strapped to a cross.

"Sanji!" Luffy exclaimed.

"He made Bear King-sama a bit angry. So we crucified him a little."

The guards were scared away by a smelly, yellow fog spraying from his back, but the crew stayed, and covered their noses. "What's this?" Borod glared.

"Devil's gas! One breath, and you'll turn into a powerless lump. Have fun holding your breath!"

"You're kidding me!" Zoro fussed, "We can't just..." He tried to run, but his strength seemed to have been drained. "Luffy!"

The captain sat cross-legged on the ground. "I don't wanna do anything."

"Get a grip!" Zoro yelled.

Usopp and Akees watched from afar, avoiding the noxious gas. Usopp took a deep, nervous breath, and braced himself. "Akees, you said I didn't have the guts to do anything, right? Take a look at this, brat! Behold Usopp, when he does his amazing, cool stunts! Venus-chan needs me!!"

"Usopp!" Akees was shocked when the sniper ran straight in, and shimmied up the pole the stinky villain was perched on. He latched onto his waist, and held on tight.

"Lemme go!"

"Dream on!"

A weakened Borod pushed himself up. "That idiot," He panted.

"Leave this guy to me! Just go!"

Skunk One blasted himself off the pole with the gas. "Now eat that!" As everyone watched, Usopp blocked the tank... with his mouth! As he fought off the horrid taste, he was flailed around aimlessly. His stomach became greatly inflated, due to getting rapidly filled with gas.

"Usopp!" The little boy exclaimed in shock.

"Come, Akees!" Borod ordered, and made a mad dash to the castle.

"But..."

"Don't let his bravery be in vain! Hurry up!" After some hesitation, Akees joined them in their sprint.

-

On the top floor, Skunk One barely managed to make it, before he kicked a bloated Usopp to the floor. He let the gas out from his mouth, as his stomach deflated back to normal. "I can't believe that he's alive."

The girls watched from further inside. "Usopp!" Nami exclaimed.

"Usopp-kun!" Venus followed suit, but more shocked.

Bear King put his hands on their shoulders from behind. "Do you care about him?"

"Of course!" Venus threw him off, as did Nami.

"He's one of us!" Nami added.

"You both should care about me alone," He glared, "Crucify this guy too!"

"Yes, sir!" Skunk One obliged.

Nami grabbed a broom nearby, and began swinging at him, as Venus prepared an attack. "You big, stinky jerk!" Her eye widened when the redhead was quickly outnumbered, losing her weapon. She was pinned down to the floor by her throat. "Nami!"

"What are you doing?" He sneered.

"Don't spoil your dress, m'lady," Bear King picked her up with both hands, "And mind your manners. Skunk One, fetch the little one for me."

"Yes, sir!"

Venus glared when he began to approach her. "Touch him, and you'll regret it," She growled, and launched her energy ball at him. He jumped away to dodge it, only to do it again when she shot another one.

Usopp's exhausted eyes watched, as familiar black sneakers briefly showed themselves under the long, white skirt. "Ve-Venus-chan."

"I won't let him near you!" Venus promised through her attempted battling. Sadly, despite her best efforts, she was outnumbered, and forcefully escorted away. "Usopp-kun!"

-

During their trek up the spiraling staircase, the guys fought off even more guards effortlessly. They made it to a covered bridge, where something caught Luffy's eye. "Look there!" Usopp was crucified, just like Sanji! "Usopp!" They ran up more stairs, and encountered a spiraling pillar behind a grated wall. "What's this?"

"It's the mechanism protecting this island," Borod explained.

"Let's hurry!" Zoro urged.

They continued their sprint, but Akees was knocked to the ground, now unconscious. "Akees!" More guards came, one of them being the culprit. A furious Borod fought them off, and looked over his adoptive brother in concern. "Akees!"

Just then, a grated door closed, blocking off the exit, before the whole tower started to rumble terribly. The floor was rising! It abruptly slowed when the Straw Hats pushed on the ceiling. "What's happening?" Luffy questioned in shock.

"Akees!" Borod ran over to him, as he woke up.

"I'm just dragging you down again," He smiled weakly, and began to drift off again.

"Don't give me that, Akees! We're brothers, remember?"

"It's so heavy!" Luffy exclaimed, as the floor continued rising.

"We can't hold it for long! Borod, you gotta help us!" Borod ignored Zoro, as he lifted Akees off the floor. "What?"

Borod stared daggers at the two, then smiled. "Of all people. You disappoint me." He started shifting away, as Luffy and Zoro struggled. "Seems no one can fight the Card Pirates."

"What?" Luffy watched him in confusion.

"After I took your ship and all."

"You stole our ship?"

"I thought something was fishy," Zoro glared, "So it was you!" Borod jumped off the floor to a safer staircase. "And to think, Venus liked you! She's too good for you!"

"Like I said, I'm not looking for a relationship."

"You used us to get to the Clock!" Zoro exclaimed.

"I'm not after some damn clock."

"What?"

"I just wanted you to defeat these pirates, and save the island."

"B-but why?" Luffy stammered.

"I wanted to return Akees to his parents on this island."

"So this is his..." Zoro concluded.

"His birthplace," Borod finished, "I'm sure of it. Sorry for the trouble. And please take care of Akees, should I die here." Zoro glared during his struggle. "I have to fight them."

"Idiot! You don't stand a chance!"

"I don't care. There's no future if you run away." He glanced at the unconscious boy with a smirk. "Right?" With that, he sprinted up the stairs.

"Borod!" Zoro shouted, but went unnoticed. "He's ready to die. Luffy, can't you do something?"

"I'm afraid not." A door opened to reveal Pin Joker.

"Who are you?" Zoro's eyes widened.

"Long time no see, Roronoa." He pointed to the long, horizontal scar going from the top to the bottom of his face. "I have not forgotten the scar you gave me!"

Zoro sneered, but was confused. "You... who're you?"

"You don't know?" Pin Joker griped.

"Can't remember all the weaklings I've beat."

"Agreed!" Luffy nodded.

"I will teach you that he who walks first, squalls first."

""Falls first"," Zoro corrected.

That made him mad. "Shut up, and die! Featherdarts!"

Luffy braced himself when yellow feather-like darts shot out from the man's sleeve, but to his confusion, he didn't feel anything. At least, other than more weight above his head. To his shock, the swordsman took the full brunt! "Zoro... you...!"

"You lunatic! You almost scared me." He prepared his sword through the pain. "Sorry, Luffy. This won't take long."

Pin Joker chuckled mockingly. "Try it. Skunk's gas, and my poison darts... your body won't move."

"Damn." He went in for the attack, but another door closed, and he was stabbed.

"Zoro!"

He landed on his back in front of the captain. "Time to kick the one who's clown."

"D-down," Zoro stammered, before drifting into unconsciousness.

"Zoro!" Luffy screamed, as he was taken up the elevator, over Pin Joker's shoulder.

#magical straw hat #clockwork island adventure #one piece #one piece oc #tempeste g. venus #borodo #borod #akisu #akees

[twistedmusings]

A/N: Planning to post some finished requests tonight thankfully but I wanted to share something super self indulgent with you guys since I just recently got an Alexa! I'm still kind of in a funk (since classes are STILL not over with) so thank you everyone for your kind words in my inbox q wq For now I only have Riddle and Leona...but if everyone likes it I'll make an effort to finish! I kinda am working on Azul's as we speak >:3 Warnings: Boys missing you terribly, Riddle justifying the breaking of rules and Leona realizing that he is talking to an inanimate object.

The Ramshackle Prefect leaves to go to RSA for a month, following a lead that could get them back home. And while the dorm leaders do miss them terribly, it seems one of them is hiding something.

. .

“AZUL-SHI DO SOMETHING.”

The Octavinelle dorm leader barely listened to his friend's request as he also crowded over Idia’s phone, the other five dorm leaders looking down at the screen as a pair of familiar eyes stared back at them.

“Where is Idia? Can you please hand me back to him?”

Riddle blinked at the sprite on the screen before looking back at Idia with a frown.

“Explain yourself, Shroud.”

Idia whimpered as he hung his head low in shame.

“[Y/N]-san...I mean...the Prefect left to go to RSA for a whole month, right? Crowley said it was to help them find a way back home but apparently there was some trouble there too and...and he brought them to fix it...”

Malleus’s neutral expression changes into something a bit sadder while Kalim lets out what everybody was thinking.

“To take them away so suddenly...I didn’t even get a chance to give them a goodbye party!”

“They’re only away for a month, Kalim.” Vil’s eyes stay on Idia’s phone screen.

“But I’m sure a party would have let them know how much I would miss them!”

Riddle clears his throat, “That still doesn’t explain anything about what I am seeing. Why in the world do you have something that looks like...that looks so much like them on your phone!”

Idia was sure this was hell. Of all the people to catch him using his phone during a dorm leader meeting, why did it have to be Riddle? What was he even supposed to answer to that question! That he missed talking to [Y/N]-san about the new animes that were releasing this week that he had purposefully made an AI from data Ortho had collected on them and their mannerisms?

He would rather die!

“I--I was testing a new AI! Just...for schedules and stuff like that! And I didn’t have anything else to base it on so I just took [Y/N]-san’s information and made a prototype! It’s not just going to go out to the public like that! They can customize it however they like--!”

Azul hums as he taps the screen, the sprite giggling as he touches their cheek before looking up at all of them expectantly.

“...A prototype, huh.” he smiles and leans back while taking his phone out, “Everybody stop crowding around him, we might as well be breaking his arm slowly at this point.”

The rest of the dorm leader's move back with only some protest, Idia’s eyes shining as he looks up at his other friend.

“Azul-shi…”

The dorm leader of Octavinelle grins, “If it’s a prototype then that means it needs users, correct? More people to test it out?”

“Eh?”

Azul puts his phone in front of Idia and smiles at him like he was just about to close a rather important business transaction.

“Well then I want the prototype as well. Download it to my phone, will you?”

“Eh?!”

Idia presses his phone to his chest as if Azul was about to take it, looking around nervously as the other dorm leaders take their phones out and set it in front of him.

“If it’s an application for scheduling then I could use it to keep Heartslabyul’s matters in check. I’ll take one too.”

“Ruggie is gonna be busy during exams...this thing better work as an alarm.”

“Surely this would help me keep track of my schedule for both the Monstro Lounge and school. I’ll take one with a statistics program built in, Idia”

“Oh!! I want mine to be able to sing! And can I also get them in Scarabia’s dorm uniform? I want to see what [Y/N]-san would look like!’

“I’ll take that as well. I also want a photo re-touch feature as well as one hour updates as to what is going on in my Magicam account.”

Each phone was placed in front of him as Idia felt his head start to spin. He just wanted to keep this thing a secret only for himself! He wasn’t even planning to release it, it was all just a lie so they wouldn’t know his greatest shame!

A shadow was casted over him, Idia looking up slowly as Malleus smiled and placed his phone down.

“I am eager to see your finished product, Shroud.”

The tarts in front of him looked absolutely delicious.

Trey had really outdone himself this time. The strawberries were cut into perfectly neat shapes and the glaze over them made them so mouth wateringly shiny that he could practically taste the sweet treat without even having to taste it!

Which only made his want of one grow even more.

“And here comes the next batch.” Trey smiles as he puts down another plate in front of him, Riddle’s eyes now staring at that plate while his vice dorm leader cleans himself up.

“When did you say the Unbirthday party was going to be today?”

“A-At three o’clock sharp.”

Trey nods as he looks at the clock in the kitchen.

“Perfect. I promised to meet Jade to get some herbs he has been growing as well as letting him teach me how to make this one soup they had in the Monstro Lounge about a week ago.”

He grabs his phone and heads out, leaving Riddle with a quick goodbye and a promise that he would make it back as quick as possible.

Leaving him all alone with two plates filled with his favourite treat.

The dorm leader looks around once...then twice...checking if anybody was coming into the kitchen before going back to stare at the plates.

It wasn’t like he was going to grab one

The Unbirthday party today would be using pastries that Trey had made yesterday. It was the third of the month so the rules required a completely different pastry. The strawberry tarts were most likely for tomorrow.

So Riddle could wait. He was the Heartslabyul dorm leader after all so not only could he wait but he was required to wait! As the dorm leader he was to set an example and he couldn’t let himself be seduced so easily by just two plates of such yummy looking tarts--!

He quickly takes his phone out and looks down at the screen, face flushing as he tries to remember how Idia told him to open up the new app.

“[Y/N]-san…?”

A face peeks out from the corner of his phone, smiling as it recognizes his face and steps out while giving him a polite bow.

“Good morning, Riddle-san! What can I help you with?”

He can’t help a small rush of excitement at seeing the Prefect’s face after not seeing them for two weeks. Riddle would make an effort to stop and talk to them whenever they made their way to Heartslabyul that not seeing them for so long had almost thrown him off his schedule.

And...he missed the conversations he had with them.

As the dorm leader and a student in NRC he didn’t necessarily have time to go to any other events or take part in any of the shenanigans others would get up to, not that he necessarily wanted to, but it was entertaining when the Prefect talked about it with him.

It felt like they were letting him into their world.

So maybe this substitute would suffice...it was a scheduling app after all so it wasn’t like he was using it for pleasure only.

“Would you please repeat rule 56 of the Queen’s handbook?”

The AI clears their throat as a book animation appears before them.

“Rule number 56: On the third of April, black tea should be served along with pineapple tarts. Followed by a game of cards in which the loser must pour the Queen tea for the rest of the Unbirthday party.”

Riddle sighs as he looks back at the plate of tarts.

“...I guess I’ll wait until tomorrow…”

“Wait until what?”

He looks down at the AI, the sprite blinking in confusion as it waits for an answer. Idia had mentioned adding a conversational feature…

“There is no rule about what to eat tomorrow so I decided that we would have strawberry tarts.”

“Are those your favourite?”

Riddle nods and steps out of the kitchen, making his way to his room as he stared back at the open door.

“They are. Ever since I was little. I couldn’t have many because of--”

He decides to not go deep into the subject.

“I’m sure Trey’s pineapple tarts will be excellent. I will just have to wait until tomorrow to enjoy the strawberry ones.”

The AI hums before the book animation pops up again, looking down and flipping a couple of pages before speaking up.

“Riddle-san. While it does say that black tea should be served with pineapple tarts...it does state that it should be done for the Unbirthday party and the Unbirthday party only.”

He frowns, “Your point?”

“I am sure no rule would be broken if only the Queen has a tea party before the Unbirthday party. From what I am seeing here--”

They flip a couple more pages.

“There is no rule about a tea party of one enjoying a strawberry tart.”

Riddle blinks before looking down at his phone, the sprite smiling as they shut the small book and lets it disappear with a ‘poof.’

No rule would be broken...if it was only a tea part of one?

He looks down at the AI when he hears them giggle.

“Riddle-san looks really happy.”

A blush covers his face at being called out on how big his smile probably was.

“Did I help in any way?”

The dorm leader takes a deep breath before smiling as he looks down at the phone and presses his fingertip on top of their head, rubbing it back and forth as if they were petting them. Something he knew he could never really do with them in real life lest he was looking to get odd looks.

“More than enough. Would you like to accompany me during this tea party?”

“Yes please!”

Riddle nods before looking around once more and clearing his throat.

“And...would you refer to me as ‘dorm leader’ from now on?”

The sprite nods as they give him a polite bow.

“Yes, dorm leader!”

He would need to send his report of the app as quickly as possible, Idia had really outdone himself this time...maybe he could ask if he could get them dressed up in the Heartslabyul uniform?

Riddle still wished you would hurry back.

“Leona-san! Please wake up!”

The blankets on the bed wriggled a bit as the phone was tousled over from one side of the bed to the other, the sprite inside frowning as they tried again.

“Leona-san! Please wake up! Ruggie-san texted you!”

A hand comes out of the blankets before holding the phone up.

“Read the text out loud then.”

Sighing, the AI pulls the text up and reads out loud.

“Please be awake by the time I get there, Leona. I need to make sure I get your signature on these papers for the dorm budget. If you don’t I’ll hold your lunch captive!”

Leona’s face finally pops up from under the blanket, the man sitting up and running a hand through his hair as he speaks up again.

‘Oi. What time is it?”

“It is 3:14 in the afternoon, Leona-san.”

“And when did Ruggie send the text?”

“At 3:00 o'clock.”

He groans and lays back down, the pillows flying about as he holds the phone to his face and smiling when he sees the sprite looking down at him worriedly.

“You really do look like them…” Leona whispers before tapping the screen so that he is poking the sprite’s cheek, “What is that face for?”

“I’m just worried for you, Leona-san. Too much sleep is a symptom of some sicknesses so--”

“Hah? You think I would get sick so easily?” he yawns and stretches, “I’m different from humans. Beastmen need a lot more sleep than regular humans do so...I’m just doing what my body tells me.”

Green eyes watch a notepad appear before the AI as they write down the information, smiling as they close it up and watch it disappear.

“I’ll keep that information in mind so I can serve Leona-san better. Thank you so much.”

Leona blinks at the words before a lazy smile crosses his face.

“Serve me better, huh? Never thought I would hear you say that.”

Usually the herbivore would be frowning and telling him to get up and actually take charge of his dorm and how he didn’t act like any grown up they knew. The sprite, however, tilts their head in confusion before speaking up once again.

“I am yours, after all.”

“Damn right you are.”

He looked at the phone a bit more, the sprite smiling up at him as he poked their cheek or patted their head. A part of him wondered if you would react like that with him as well. You always seemed so annoyed with his antics yet you never failed to come back to talk to him, telling him how he needs to get his act together if he is ever planning to go back to the Afterglow.

Leona would bet money that if he patted your head out of nowhere you would be highly flustered. Getting praise from him was something that didn’t happen often, after all.

“What day is it?”

“The 12th day of April, Leona-san.”

Another two weeks of you being gone. He frowns and closes his eyes as he thinks about you meeting those other students. RSA was just full of idiots...like his brother--

“Dammit.”

He slams the phone down but blinks when he hears a small yelp, turning the phone back around to find the AI looking rather frazzled with their eyes closed and hair all over the place.

“Shit. Are you....okay?”

Great, he was asking an application if it was okay. He could understand why Idia would hide this, right now he felt like he was crazy.

“Y--Yes! It was just unexpected!”

The sprite fixed itself up quickly and smiled back at Leona.

“Are you okay though, Leona-san?”

The dorm leader chuckled and nodded as they set the phone down gently and laid down next to it. At least that part was very much like you, worrying about others before focusing on yourself.

“You’re not going to complain? I almost just threw you.”

Without missing a beat, the AI stands up and looks at him.

“Leona-san is still working hard despite his body telling him to sleep. My program tells me that it would be a natural emotion to feel frustrated if you are not allowed to do something you want. Normal actions of frustration speak of physical manifestations such as kicking, punching or throwing. I was simply calculating it for it to be the latter and for it to happen towards a pillow. I’ll make sure to fix my calculations next time.”

He shakes his head and sets the phone down gently.

“Weird thing. You shouldn’t forgive someone so easily after they wronged you.”

“But you didn’t wrong me, Leona-san. I didn’t feel any pain. I just want to make sure you are feeling your best! You are my number one priority!”

This machine is going to make him go insane, he knows you would never say that but the fact that Idia had gotten your voice down so well that it was almost as if you had just told him he was your number one---

He was already getting a headache.

“Set an alarm for an hour. Ruggie will take around that long anyway.” Leona lays down and wraps the blankets around him.

“Of course. Alarm set for one hour. Would you like to be woken up with a personalized message?”

Leona hummed before grinning.

“Wake me up by calling me ‘King’.”

The sprite fixes its settings before giving a polite bow.

“Yes, my King. Please enjoy your rest.”

After this he would send his report to Shroud and maybe ask for an outfit upgrade. He only needed to show him some Afterglow clothes and the nerd would probably be able to make the AI wear them, right?

Whatever, the moment you came back Leona would make sure that you gave him some headpats for making him wait so long.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst imagines #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #riddle x reader #leona x reader #twst mc #//yeah this is extremely self indulgent...BUT I HAVE An ALEXA NOW AND I FEEL FANCY

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Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

#ask tag #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #snowgrave spoilers

[lovely-echoo]

Sleepy Bois Inc x FranBow!Reader

In-game AU

Part 2/? PT.1

Plantonic!SBI x Young!Reader

(10/11 years old)

Headcanons

Genderneutral reader (they/them) 💜

INFO; If you haven't played or seen game play of Fran Bow then you can skip this if you'd like. If you don't care then go ahead.

Summary; Basically if you've seen/played the game you should know how this goes, you take place of Fran. So you go/went through the same things she did and you still have Mr. Midnight. This takes place while Fran is still in the mental hospital and then got teleported near the SBI.

If I get any info wrong, I'm sorry! I rewatched Markiplier's game play so it shouldn't be way off.

P.s not everything is described the same.

(^ art by sunquids on twt)

CW/TW: mentions/includes of cussing, food/not eating properly, screaming, murder, death threats(?)

First Impressions

Philza

Was terrified honestly-

Thought you were dead at first

Mans was just walking around with his son when he heard a thud

Was 1000% not expecting a kid and a cat

Even worse when he tried to get closer the cat got defensive and swatted it’s claws at him

And when you woke up-

Oh boy-

You barely acknowledged him and picked up the cat

Which btw, the damn cat changed so quickly- it perked up and was all happy and shit

The sudden anger to happiness gave him whiplash the poor guy

Then when you started crying which that scared him to

But either way he wanted to help you

Blame the father instincts ig-

He saw the way you looked thinner and not in the way as in ‘I was born with a fast metabolism/naturally like that’ but in the way of ‘I haven’t gotten proper food in a while’

(Btw if you are a plus-sized reader, the same goes for you. I don’t want to specify anything, especially body types. But he could tell you haven’t eaten actual food :) bc we all know that asylum food is shit)

He also saw the way you lowkey gaped at his wings but shh-

^ Lowkey feels prideful about it but you didn't hear it from me-

He really tried to approach you as calmly as possible to not scare you

Can I also mention that when he saw how dull your eyes were he felt his heart shatter

He also physically winced when he heard you speak for the first time

Honestly got lost in thought with a bunch of concerns, worries and shit

Final Thoughts;

Thinks you're absolutely adorable

Wants to punt whoever left you here

Lowkey scared of your cat

Technoblade

At first did not care

Like at all

Also thought you were dead at first

Still didn’t care

But the more he examined you when you first met

There’s something about you that kinda…

Clicked?

Idk

But yeah

Was ticked off when you talked back but also impressed

Like he’s Technoblade, The Blood God.

Usually whenever he makes eye contact with people- especially kids

They cower, scream, panic and ect.

But you didn’t waver

But either way, he’s still very skeptical.

Will absolutely stay on guard with you around

Unless you don’t give him reason to

If the some of the voices are right

He will dropkick murder you

So just keep quiet about it for now, okay?

He actually kinda finds you interesting

He doesn’t know why, he just does

Maybe it’s your mannerisms but eh

Just watch yourself around him

He’s so stiff and stern around you to the point that you think you won’t wake up the next morning

Final Thoughts;

Still really iffy about you

Get's the most ill vibe from you

Wants the voices to stfu about how 'cute' you were

TommyInnit

Ima be completely honest with you-

He screamed.

Like as soon as he made eye contact with your bloodshot eyes

He just full on screamed

You don’t know what you did to scare the poor teen

But I guess you’ll never know

And ima be honest with you again

He doesn’t either.

Maybe it was the way your eyes bore into his when he first saw you

Lowkey thought you were half dead or a zombie or some shit

You just looked so…

Dead…?

You kinda looked like a doll to him

He’s not a fan of dolls

Will he apologize for screaming the first time ya’ll met?

Because that is lowkey rude to do-

Yes but actually no-

He feels bad but he’s got to much of a stick up his ass to apologize directly

But he’ll make it up to you one day

I hope-

But other than that

He’s happy to not be the youngest one around tho

Final Thoughts;

Still thinks you look like a creepy doll

Gets this vibe from you but can’t put his finger on it

Lowkey wants to take you out on an adventure and maybe introduce you to Tubbo

Wilbur;

He was actually in his room chilling

Practising his guitar for a new song he wrote

He was vibing

Then he heard a scream

Thought a cat or smt was being murdered

So he rushed downstairs expecting a dead animal or shit

Turns out it was just his younger brother

Was gonna scold him but he saw you and your cat

That btw, you were holding him in such a cute way and looked at him with these doe eyes

Mentally, emotionally and physically awed

Your farming his aw’s hold on a sec-

He’s in love omg-

Please he’s already thinking about doing sibling shit with you

He knows his dad will adopt you even if he said ‘They're staying here for a while before they go back home.'

Wil knows that’s a lie and you’ll be staying here for a lot longer

With your consent ofc

Either way finds you adorable, smol and just

You’re baby

To him, you’re baby

Final Thoughts;

You're baby

Wonders if you like music

But also gets a weird vibe from you

Bonus;

The Voices

Oh boy-

So many different opinions

Some want you dead

Some want to hug you

Some want your cat

Some hate your cat

It’s all a mess

But let’s focus on the positive ones-

A lot of them are still chanting ‘protecc tiny bean’

Some are talking about you, others the cat

‘protecc tiny beans’

Is now what they decided to chant

They love you bby dw

Even the harsher ones, they love you

They just don’t show it

For the ones who really want you dead and shit

They’ll warm up

At least I hope so

But they don’t get the chance to say more mean shit like wanting you dead

Because those voices are getting attacked by your fans

Yes, your fans

They’ve nominated themselves as your fans

Yes, they do fight for who’s the number one fan

Final Thoughts;

If Philza likes you then they do (for the most part-)

Protecc tiny beans?

Protecc tiny beans.

Feel free to submit suggestions for this series! Could just be headcanons, reactions to ___, or anything!

Taglist;

@killermich-blog | @cl0udy-grey | @roxy3457 @itsberrydreemurstuff | @shuriosansshitposts @frowningsmiles | @muchrooomm | @novelist2 | @xx-smiley-xx

Lmk if you want to be added!

#mcyt x reader #mcyt #platonic x reader #philza x reader #technoblade x reader #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur x reader #mr. midnight #sleepy bois inc headcanons #sbi x reader #sleepy bois inc x reader #fluff #mcyt fluff #cat #fran bow #franbow!reader

[almond-lapis]

gamer x artist au

This is a very random AU that @karkey and I came up with a few days ago, ehe c: I hope you enjoy the random ideas we had!

The setting is modern with gamer!Xiao and (traditional) artist!Zhongli ♥

Xiao is a fairly popular streamer, with an average of 2,000 viewers daily. Yet, he has his face covered with a mask, and nobody knows how his face looks like

Zhongli is a known artist and has his works displayed in art exhibitions regularly. His current muse is Guizhong, and his art style is realistic

They first get into contact when Xiao commissions him to draw a piece for Ganyu's birthday, as she's a fan of his work for many years already

When they start to hang out more in private, Zhongli starts to sketch Xiao while he's playing games or his favorite characters

Zhongli isn't showing his face when he's visiting Xiao at home, and the only things the community knows is what Xiao slips into the streams

Whenever the community asks Zhongli (who answers from behind the cam) what Xiao looks like, he answers with soft compliments. 'very handsome' - Xiao always relieved that his red face was behind a mask

They ask Zhongli many questions because they fall for his voice and way of telling things (Xiao doesn't mind, if it meant to get to know more about Zhongli and not having to talk himself)

both their reach grows from each other, even Zhongli has no idea what impact he has, Xiao's trying to explain it without confessing right away

Xiao's community points out that (what is known from ZX to them) that they are similar to characters of the game which Xiao streams currently

A subscription goal is proposed: If they get it, they have to cosplay the characters (and of course, they reach it in a few hours).

The cosplays are paid from the subscriptions, and it's probably the first time the community sees their faces

Before the face reveal, they went out together from time to time and Xiao usually wore a medical mask to hide his face - both to hide from accidental face reveals and his warm cheeks

Their first date (or not-date) was at an art exhibition of Zhongli and his newest works. They have a different impact now that even Xiao notices (and Xiao may, or may not, be Zhongli's new muse)

Once they are dating, Xiao's streaming point prizes also ended up with things like 'a kiss on Zhongli's cheek'

Zhongli watches Xiao's streams too and usually redeems his point for small things like 'drink something' - 'eat a small piece almond tofu' - 'do some stretches'

One time, a viewer comments that Zhongli only does the boring stuff and they should do something else. Xiao is about to get up from his seat to proof that there was nothing boring about them but Zhongli started to lecture them that it's not okay to bump into private spaces and it's not good to that behind an anonymous name

Zhongli ends up drawing fanarts of themselves at a point, just a few sketches (both off and on camera); the viewers make screenshots of them; even it was blurry, they were able to make it out

While Xiao is playing, Zhongli cooks and makes sure he makes the pauses they promised to do together (not that Xiao would skip them on purpose but he likes it when Zhongli gently reminds him to take care of himself or 'steals' him from his community).

As a joke they ended up adding a goal of a huge amount of points that says that if someone redeems them, they get married

so after a time someone redeems them for real and that's when they are like 'well, how should we tell you guys..?' and show their hands with the engagement rings

#genshin impact #zhongxiao #zhongli #xiao #gamer x artist au