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American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.
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mabbbish · 11 months
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wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au
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andmaybegayer · 1 year
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So we have pure iron, and we add carbon and we call it steel. Ok cool, so then we also have cast iron, which is where you take iron and add more carbon. Yeah okay. And then we get pig iron, which is where you take iron and add even more carbon to it. So with steels we get high carbon steel and low carbon steel. Low carbon steel has more carbon than iron but less than iron. High carbon steel has less carbon than iron but much more than iron.
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themanfromu · 1 year
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Okay help me understand this.....
-They call Henry while he's filming the witcher for the black adam cameo
-He leaves the set (while they're still filming) to go to America
-They film the scene in a super secret location
- Black Adam movie comes out with Henry in it as Superman
-They make the man announce that he is back
-Talks about it in interviews
-The rock welcomes him back
-Fans are excited
All of this and now they're like naaah nevermind
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feelsforsterek · 2 months
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98chao · 9 months
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they put doomed old man yaoi in five nights at freddy's
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mariusroyale · 4 months
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a bit late but it was worth waiting for it, no? hehehe look how handsome and beautiful and cute and- *dies*
ANYWAY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED!!!
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sadberrystuff · 6 months
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juno: you're the detective for the day, rita :)
rita: YEAAAHHHH THANK YOU MISTAH STEEL
juno: uhhh wait hang on- aaaaand she left
*2 hours later*
juno: back already? I know, he's a difficult guy to- whaaaaaat.
nureyev, in tears, as rita drags him in by the tie smugly: I would like to apologize
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helpimstuckposting · 10 months
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Juno Steel: there’s a lot of practical reasons to stay in this theater overnight but I’m mostly doing it for the haunted vibes have you SEEN this place
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unknownsigils · 1 year
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tomorrow’s the first in so many ways
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guyyuri · 1 year
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ourple ourple or whatever his name was
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whitherwanderer · 3 months
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- N I N E T Y -
💎💥 - 🗡️🏹 🌸⛏️ - 💀🥀
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ssruis · 3 days
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(Tl from bubble on YouTube)
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Obsessed with her she’s so funny. And I love that nenerobo has a built in “nene’s social battery is probably drained she should rest” function… the relationship between a gamer and her robot is something so special
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unrelated but if the TPP crew comes across this post I'm a traditional and digital artist with a lot of free time of my hands ready to draw posters at any time 👍🏻
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un-pearable · 11 months
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krypton is a gaping hole in kal-el.
clark kent is, according to his driver’s license and his about me blurb that prints increasingly smaller on his corner of the new dailyplanet.com, a classic sweetheart from western kansas with a bachelors in journalism and a one bedroom half bath three streets and a bus ride away from the daily planet in the heart of downtown metropolis. clark kent is celebrating his recent win - getting the printer to work without the hinge suffering a sheer fracture - with an extra sugar packet in his second cup of joe for the day and humoring his next desk neighbor’s heckling over it.
kal-el — superman — is the man receiving the mayor’s accolades with the world and the laser focused glare of the police chief weighing on his shoulders. according to, kal-el is,
clark kent is the well-meaning dork who never quite grew into his size and was bullied in high school, when asked he recounts being too sickly to join the football team and too unpopular to get over it. clark kent arrives early and works late to work off his four and a half years of student loan debt. clark kent has childhood friends, and an ex-girlfriend, and a budding romance with the abrasive, dyslexic, isn’t-she-just-lovely lois lane at the desk next to him who’s recently recruited him as her partner-in-foiling-crime.
superman — kal-el — has a baby blanket wrapped around his shoulders, a hunk of metal in a barn a couple thousand miles away, and a name with syllables even his mother can’t pronounce. a logo on his chest that he does not know and a dedication to love and truth and saving that is deeply, entirely human.
krypton is an aching absence in kal-el. krypton is the word he carries in his mind for when he fumbles his keys and almost breaks the doorknob, for when he hunches and smears his glasses. krypton is the lack of an explanation. krypton is, simply put, not. krypton is to kal-el not what kansas is to clark kent. kansas excuses the overfriendliness and the impromptu vacation days “to care for his ailing mother” and the handiness with a tractor. krypton is the torch they carry alongside their pitchforks when the bludgeoning begins. krypton is the response when the tragedy is unpreventable, when the wariness pitches into fear.
krypton is the world he holds in his heart when he can’t help but wonder. krypton is the sword his enemies hold over his head — a condemnation, a promise, a hope — and lord over him. the world is trapped in memories not his own, preserved in the perverted motives of those who would trade lives for tradition.
krypton is, later, eventually, a bridge. kal-el, an ambassador from a culture he’s borrowed to the one he was fated. clark kent, a haven. krypton is a girl in a spaceship of her own, fleeing from a krypton that was.
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petrolstationflowers · 2 months
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New Simfornia Republic Army not for you? Why not try the Brotherhood of Simtanium instead, a Sims 3 flavoured version of Fallout: New Vegas' Brotherhood of Steel!
This is available from YA - Elder and can be joined via the Science Lab. You will start out in a general branch, which then splits at the Level 5 promotion point, where you can choose either the Paladin or Scribe branch.
No opportunities, uniforms, or books, and no carpool, so make sure to send your sims to work manually!
Please note if you want to use this, you must have Nraas Careers installed for it to show up!
Each branch has custom tones and skills, which I will list under the cut:
Base branch, levels 1 - 5:
Tones:
Tinker With Spare Parts (Inventing): There’s always scraps lying around. Why not see what you can come up with?
Catalogue Findings (Future Tech): Gadgets and gizmos are forever being dug out of the sand and brought back to base, and it’s very important to know how it works, what it does, and most importantly, how to turn it on.
Repair Equipment (Handiness): Yes, your job is to haul back technology, but you also need to keep order. Make sure your weapons and gear are all up to date.
Levels:
Aspirant - 10 simoleans p/h, 10:00 - 16:00, M-F
Description: Life isn’t the most fun in the wastes. Most of your days can be spent harvesting the least mutated tatos from the community gardens or sweeping giant cockroaches out from your house. On the weekends, you like to poke around the junkyard for something interesting to take apart, and that might be just what the Brotherhood of Simtanium is looking for…
Initiate - 30 simoleans p/h, 08:00 - 17:00, M-F
Description: Who knew that turning up at the local chapter’s bunker and refusing to leave would net you a job? You’re only training at the moment, but you’re one step closer to where you want to be, even if your daily routine consists of patrols of the town square and brewing coffee.
Squire - 37 simoleans p/h, 08:00 - 17:00, M-F
Description: It might only be a baby step, but it’s a step up nonetheless. You’ve been assigned to squire for one of the knights, which isn’t as romantic as the stories make it sound. You’ll need to get good at cleaning weapons, polishing Power Armour, all the while studying to make sure you’ll actually qualify for the knights when the time comes. Best get studying.
Knight - 45 simoleans p/h - 08:00 - 18:00, M-F
Description: Finally, a knight in gloriously chrome armour! Though you’ll be seeing some combat, what you’ll mostly be doing is making weapons for the troops and repairing the ones they break. You’ll need a steady hand and a little imagination before they’ll let you get your hands on the fun toys.
Journeyman Knight - 55 simoleans p/h - 08:00 - 18:00, M-F
Description: You’re finally taking your first tentative steps into the field, taking on more dangerous patrols and venturing further out in search of more interesting gadgets and gizmos. Still, at least the long walks give you time to think, because you’ll soon need to specialise – choose wisely!
Paladin branch:
Tones:
Attend Combat Training (Athletic): Your instructors run various workshops on different combat styles; keep yourself sharp by turning up every once in a while.
Maintain Gear (Handiness): It’s a harsh wasteland out there and a jammed gun or rusted chestplate could mean the end of you. Make sure your gear works properly before setting out!
Practise with Energy Weapons (Laser Rhythm-a-con): A strictly classified gun, known only as the laser harp to avoid civilian panic. You’ll need to perfect your “harp playing.”
Levels:
Paladin - 64 simoleans p/h, 09:00 - 19:00, S,U,W,T
Description: A Paladin is the Brotherhood of Simtanium’s shining star, someone civilians look up to and kids want to be when they grow up. Now that you’re done with your training you’ll finally be taught how to use Power Armour, and more importantly, the laser harp! Uh, rifle. Definitely a rifle.
Star Paladin - 85 simoleans p/h, 09:00 - 16:00, S,U,W,T
Description: Now you’re actually a big deal, and the higher ups are content to let you out alone and actually argue with them when you’re given a stupid assignment. Sure, it’s a little boring guarding Simberty Prime or casing warehouses in Lunar Lakes, but it sure beats making parts on a factory line!
Senior Paladin - 100 simoleans p/h, 10:00 - 17:00, S,U,W,T
Description: You’ve impressed your superiors enough to rise beyond the rank of Star; you’re shooting for the moon, maybe the whole universe! Keep working at it and you’ll be in line for Head Paladin soon enough; that is, if you’re up to the challenge.
Head Paladin - 150 simoleans p/h, 10:00 - 17:00, S,U,W,T
Description: You’re top of the food chain – at least, in the Paladin chapter. You’re in charge of the green recruits, making sure their training is up to scratch and who is to follow in your footsteps. You’ll need patience, and a lot of it.
Elder - 250 simoleans p/h, 11:00 - 18:00, M,W,F
Description: You finally get to have a say in how your local chapter is run; whether they like it or not, the Brotherhood of Simtanium has to answer to you. Be sure to wield your new power wisely, because while you might be a brotherhood, your rivals won’t care about family.
Scribe branch:
Tones:
Transcribe Manuals (Writing): What’s better than finding a shiny new piece of tech? Finding the manuals that come with it. Copy them up for posterity and ensure they don’t get lost to time.
Analyse Findings (Science): The knights drop reports off and it’s your job to try and work out what they say. Read the notes, pull out the facts, and put together a hypothesis as to whether you’ve found a microwave or a time machine.
Preserve Art (Painting): Entertainment is sparse in the wasteland; art from the old world is something to keep safe. Painstakingly restore, preserve, and replicate anything from ancient comics to portraits of royalty; all of it is valuable.
Levels:
Scribe Initiate - 40 simoleans p/h - 09:00 - 18:00 - M-F
Description: The path of scribe is one of blistered, ink-stained fingers, and eyestrain; truly, you’d need to be dedicated to make this the rest of your life. Shadow your coworkers and decide if this is truly what you want to do; otherwise, EverFresh Supermarket is always hiring…
Scribe - 50 simoleans p/h - 09:00 - 18:00 - M-F
Description: You’ve chosen your path and donned the robe; welcome to the role of Scribe! Instead of venturing outside, you’ll be tasked with preserving arts and literature of the old world – and yes, that includes Don Lothario’s badly written smut novels.
Senior Scribe - 75 simoleans p/h - 09:00 - 18:00 - M,T,W,U
Description: Less smut, more essays on ancient Shang Simlan plays! You’ve reached the rank of Senior Scribe, tasked with preserving the more delicate works previously thought lost to time. Historical accounts, festival records, political scandals, all must be kept for future generations lest war break out again.
Proctor - 100 simoleans p/h - 10:00 - 18:00 - M,W,F
Description: - Now you finally get to choose what you’re studying; the perfect time to cash in on your niche interests! Whether it’s nectar making manuals from Champs Le Sims or a dedicated archive of every film ever shown at the Wilsonoff Community Theatre, there’s no one to tell you otherwise. Hopefully there won’t be a revolt on your hands.
Head Scribe - 200 simoleans p/h - 10:00 - 18:00 - M,W,F
Description: You’ve mastered Sword, Shield, and Quill, you’ve picked the next Proctors; life is pretty good at the top. There’s a lot of meetings to be had and opinions to be swayed, but you get first dibs on any artefacts that come in and get to build your own private library for a little bit of peace and quiet!
Translations: I've included the English Strings in the file; if anyone is talented enough to translate, I would be incredibly grateful, so please let me know in the comments!
With thanks: To MissyHissy's career building tutorial! and the very kind folks over on MissyHissy's Job Centre Discord server for their patience and help.
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