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goingferalapparently · 6 months
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"I'll do it- I'll do anything, just get me off this island."
It doesn't seem like most of Team Bolas??!?!?!? is doing too well in purgatory.
(Would you look at that? It's only day one.)
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k0za--k · 5 months
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do you guys think Fit was confused when Tubbo and Sunny were absolutely GRILLING him about being roommates, why they told him to specify what kind of flower Pac gave him?
he knows when you get/give someone flowers it's a sign of affection and all
but why did they slow turn at him when he said it was roses?
do you think he started to think? do roses mean something?
Tubbo told him in passing about flower language and all that stuff
but then, what do roses mean
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sexyinaratkindaway · 9 months
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Married Couple Bullies Talk Show Host (GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)
Rating: E
Fandom: QSMP
Pairing: Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier, AgenteMaxo | Maximus/Rafael Lange | Cellbit, AgenteMaxo | Maximus/Roier, AgenteMaxo | Maximus/Francisco Miguel | ForeverPlayer
Tags: Trans Male Character, Trans Roier (Video Blogging RPF), Trans AgenteMaxo | Maximus, Threesome - M/M/M, Married Couple, Married Sex, Strap-Ons, Pegging, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Live Streamed Sex, gordinho gostosinho, Penis In Vagina Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Begging, Dirty Talk, Squirting, Vaginal Fingering, Praise Kink, Light Angst, Feels, max gets kinda in his head a lil bit at times ngl, Creampie, Breeding Kink, roier and his ridiculous dirty talk, Double Penetration, Double Vaginal Penetration, Double Penetration in One Hole, Vaginal tearing, Mild Blood, Felchingimplied aftercare, Tender Sex, Painplay, Nipple Piercings, Tongue Piercings, genital piercings
Summary: Welcome, one and all, to a very special late-night edition of Gordinho Gostosinho. We hope you brought tissues.
Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49258489
Full text under the read more!
Roier had tasted like liquor and strawberry bubblegum and black coffee. Then he turned to his husband, saw little more than a sharp grin glinting at him under moonlight, and kissed him, too; Cellbit tasted like liquor and black coffee and strawberry bubblegum. It was a unique combination, but somehow they managed to make it work.
That, or he was so dizzy under their assault, a tongue in his mouth jostling his piercing and teeth on his throat, that his taste buds had just decided to quit. 
A hand was making its way down his torso now, and he couldn’t, for the life of him, understand if the nimble fingers slipping under his thin little black turtleneck to fumble one-handed at his belt were Roier’s or Cellbit’s, and then it didn’t matter because the belt clinked open and those fingers were shoving, shoving under cotton to plunge inside him, one and then two, with a sick squelch that sang shame in his ears. Roier gasped out pleased laughter against his lips, swallowing his drawn-out groan. 
“Holy shit, gatinho, he’s so fucking wet already. Were you waiting for this, Maxo? For us to get our hands on you?”
“Mm,” Maximus said, and whatever else he was going to say got caught in his throat under the bite of sharp fangs and the crooking of fingers inside him that made him see stars and melt back in Cellbit’s arms, made his legs twitch around Roier’s hand and his hips buck into it.
Roier chuckled again.
“Man, look at him, Cellbo, he’s so…” The fingers inside him scissored open, rough and quick enough to sting. A thumb sought his cock to hook on the black metal barbell and swirl mean circles around it until he was gasping for air and all pain was forgotten, “So… Loose, and wet for us… Fuck, it’s like he was made to take cock, I want to see you fuck him full of your jizz so much I think I’m going crazy.”
Maxo felt himself hiss and clench at the filthy words, but he wasn’t the only one; around his skin, Cellbit groaned, his hands around Maxo's hips tightening, already too much when on the brink of an orgasm.
“Maybe next time,” he hummed, low and scratchy, “Maybe we can fuck him live during his show, eh? Put the gostoso back in gostosinho.”
That was too much. Maximus’ body shook with the force of his orgasm, vision going white; with any more presence of mind, he’d have been ashamed of how loud and high pitched his scream was.
When he came back to, it was to Cellbit’s voice in his ear, low. “Oh, you liked that, huh?” “Euh,” was all that made its way out of Max’s mouth, mind working furiously through the post-orgasmic haze to form words and failing, and above him, the couple shared low little chuckles.
"That sounds like an amazing idea, gatinho," Roier said. "We'll need to get back to that one of these days."
- - - - -
The next day, gone the haze of intoxication, Maximus was convinced that the previous night’s tryst would stay just a moment’s mistake, that the men’s words were just words, and that they would not get back to that.
They did get back to that.
Extensively.
Every time he glanced at the group chat Cellbit had expressly created for the purposes of arranging this thing, his belly started doing flips, and he wasn’t sure it was in an unpleasant way. Roier was… very descriptive in his texting, and even Cellbit’s almost clinical messages about precautions and preparations and safewords made his mind cloud with the sensual haze of possibility, staring at him, mocking, from the bright screen of his communicator as he got dressed for tonight’s show. He did up his vest, tightened his tie, and for once forewent the suit jacket. It was getting too hot for that, even on chilly summer nights. It would have just ended up carelessly torn off and thrown somewhere to be forgotten, anyway. No point in it.
He shuddered to think about having to let go of his turtlenecks and puffy overcoats.
He stared at the texts to not look at the men staring at him, perched together on an armchair just outside of camera range. Cellbit and Roier’s gazes were so heavy he could feel them on his skin, and he was hit by the irrational need to roll his sleeves back down from where he’d rolled them up on his elbows; even that little bit of skin on display, the hound wrapped around his right forearm, the rings around the fingers of his left hand, carved of sturdy wood and rare metals, the dusting of hair on his skin, felt like too much.
‘That’s a nice tattoo,’ Roier had told him once, lightly, ‘does that mean you like barking in bed?’
They’d laughed about it, in the moment.
Right then, though, Roier looked like he wished he’d brought a collar and leash to clip around Max’s neck.
Some other time, perhaps.
“Alright,” he said, when he finally deemed the knot of his tie tight enough that he couldn’t keep busying himself with it without choking and dying, “Here’s how this is gonna go. The theme song is gonna play, and then, when I introduce you and call your name, you two are going to join me on the couch.”
The couch, tonight, was the only thing in frame; his desk and chair had been pushed out of the way and the couch had been pulled into centre-frame, under the display screen where comments from their loving—though sometimes heckling was more appropriate—audience scrolled by. There were a few bottles of water hidden behind the couch, and the big bag of supplies Roier and Cellbit had brought. He’d seen, peeking inside, a very big bottle of lube, what looked like a ream of condoms(they had, like, one dick and a half between the three of them! What were all those condoms even for?!), and, funnily enough, a bag of gluten free white chocolate and raspberry granola bits, hiding who knows what else. Roier was packing tonight, he’d seen the bulge, but the man had always been one for going above and beyond. 
He loved white chocolate and raspberries.
Finally, as Max pressed the button on his remote that made the opening theme start, Cellbit spoke.
“You are still absolutely sure about this, right?”
“Yes,” Maximus said too quickly, and cringed internally at how his voice cracked with something like anticipation. “I want to do this, I do.”
“What’s your safeword?”
They’d texted about that, too. The first suggestion had been ‘Forever’, and Maximus had shot it down immediately, stricken by an inconsiderate fear that he might call either of his lovers by the wrong man’s name and accidentally derail the whole scene.
“It’s ‘Duck’.”
Innocuous enough.
Cellbit nodded, but Maximus didn’t see him; he was marching resolutely towards the couch to go settle on it, just in time for the last notes of the song to ring out.
Showtime.
The roar of pre-recorded applause filled the studio, and Maximus put on his most winning smile, something thankful in the pit of his belly for the sunglasses hiding away his shifty eyes and flushed cheekbones.
“Welcome back, folks, to a very, very special late-late-night episode of Gordinho Gostosinho! Some of the more eagle-eyed among you have probably noticed something different in our usual setup! We won’t be needing our usual desk where we’re going tonight.” 
He found himself gulping down too-warm air, eyes flitting to the couple staring at him with three pairs of too-focused eyes, and before he could lose all his nerve staring at the possessive hand gripping Roier’s thigh, he looked back to the camera, “Tonight, I will be joined by two exceptional guests, who will be co-hosting the show and,” he tried to put as much sultry anticipation in that single word as he could, licked his lips for good measure, “and lead tonight’s, um, activities. Please, everyone, put your hands together for Cellbit and Roier!”
The lovers entered frame to thunderous applause to settle comfortably at his sides. Roier’s hand immediately found its way to his knee, and soft lips and a scratchy beard were pressing a kiss at the corner of his mouth.
“Hi, Maxo,” Cellbit murmured against him, coy, before turning to the camera with a smile, “and good evening, everyone. We’re very happy to be here to give you all an amazing show with the help of our pretty host. Isn’t that right, guapito?”
Roier nodded, suddenly too close, cheek pressed against Maximus’ but still staring at the camera with a sly smile, his hand tightened on his knee., “Yes, gatinho. Tonight, you’ll all get a show you’ll never forget.”
As if to underline that point, fingers found Maximus’ chin and he was pulled into a filthy, open-mouthed kiss, a tongue that tasted of too-bitter coffee shoving its way into his mouth like it wanted to be in his throat, and he melted in Roier’s kiss, even as calloused fingers brushed along his cheeks, his hair, tickling at the knot of his headband, running down his throat as Cellbit spoke, low and filthy but loud enough to rumble through his brain and be picked up by the microphones in the room.
“Tonight,” he was saying, “my husband and I are going to fuck the shit out of our Maximus here. We’re going to fuck him until he’s crying, until he’s screaming, until he’s begging for relief, and we’re going to do it before your very eyes.” 
The messages on the display behind them were running by lightning fast, but Maximus didn’t have time to look at them, because Roier did something very clever with his tongue, and the hand on his knee had travelled to his thigh and was prying his legs  open with help from Cellbit, holding his other leg still, and he groaned something quick and sugary in Roier’s mouth, arm flying to wrap around his neck.
“See?” Cellbit piped up, a grin in his words that Maximus could hear. “He’s already singing so prettily for us. Chat is going to keep rolling, up there. Who knows? If we see a suggestion we like, we might just do it. I hope you enjoy the show.”
Finally, finally, Roier let go of Maximus’ mouth and let him fucking breathe, embarrassed of the high whine that left his lips, vibrating past the hands brushing along his throat.
“Keep your mouth open,” Roier murmured, and, obediently, his lips remained ajar. “Show them your tongue.”
He did. Distantly, he worried about drooling all over himself and his lover. There were hands on his cheeks, holding him still with his mouth open and tongue lolled out, before turning him towards the camera. Then there were fingers in his mouth, pulling on his tongue, thumbing at his stud, and he had to squeeze his eyes shut and take a deep breath as to not twitch out of the hold he was in, or, worse, let out any embarrassing sounds.
“Look at him,” Roier was saying to the camera, pulling on the piercing, digging a finger and then two inside to push his tongue down. “That is a pretty, pretty mouth. Can’t wait to get to use it.”
Cellbit was undoing his vest, one button at a time, to slowly, slowly pull it off his shoulders into a slate grey pool of cotton on the couch, and then he leaned in to nibble at his neck, leaving a few bruising kisses and a tickling of stubble that made him moan. 
“Would you like that, Maxo?” he asked, but he was looking at the camera, not at Maximus. “Would you like us to use your mouth? A guy like you, I’m sure you’re good with that tongue. Studded for his pleasure, huh?”
Another little yank at his piercing, and Maximus swallowed a whine, nodding, furiously.
Roier grinned, like the Devil. “And who would you rather service first? Me, or Cellbit?”
Oh.
Now, that was a difficult question.
Maximus was stuck, metaphorically, between a rock and a hard place: between Roier, so handsome in his bright pink tee and black slacks, hiding a slender body and jagged top surgery scar and a dusting of dark hair going down the length of his torso and blossoming into a cloud of curly hair hiding the prettiest, prettiest pussy Maximus had ever had the pleasure of eating, and Cellbit, pale and lean, pretty face and fluffy hair, purring behind him, a conspicuous hardness pressing on his hip from under dusty pink linen.
Even if he had had it in himself to choose, Roier was literally holding the tip of his tongue in his fingertips. He hummed out a pleading little noise, and didn’t know whether he was asking for freedom to talk or freedom from choice; Roier leaned in to kiss him again and let go of his tongue. His head was spinning: he was hot, sweaty, that fucking tie felt like a noose; he stuttered something uncomprehensible, uncertain, and both men chuckled something dark.
“Well, he’s obviously undecided,” Cellbit said, and Maximus could feel him finger his headband until it came loose and tug at the hair tie until his bun fell apart in dark, slightly greasy sheets around his face. “So how about we leave it to our audience? Can we get a poll in the chat while we finish stripping him?”
Roier snickered, slipping a finger in the knot of his tie to pull it loose and throw it into a vague pool of bright pink in the direction of the back door. Finally Maxo could breathe; the first whiff he took in was of the sugar on Roier’s breath, the pine on his sweat, the ashy deepslate powder that stuck to Cellbit like a second skin, and it all was so much he was dizzy with it. He turned back towards Cellbit, chasing lips on his; a harsh hand knotted in his hair and pulled him back, and Roier’s voice was dangerous when he spoke in his ear.
“What is it, Max? Speak up, what do you want?”
“I… I, um,” he gulped, trying to work through the shapes of letters. He would be damned if he lost his ability for human thought this early in the night. “Can I have another kiss?”
“Ask it to the camera.”
Delicate fingers on his chin turned him towards the camera. He stared straight in the lens.
“... Can I have another kiss?”
Roier grinned at him, giving him the tiniest of pecks, before Cellbit guided his head to turn, and took him into a kiss, sweet and deep and filthy.
Roier nibbled at his throat and started on the buttons of his shirt, one at a time, slow and torturous. Maximus, busy as he was getting kissed stupid by Cellbit, by his too-rough tongue exploring his mouth like it was a puzzle to solve, suddenly remembered he had hands. Distantly, he found himself thumbing at his rings. He looked down at his left hand, at the rings on his ring finger; one, beautiful, banded with zinc and hammered steel, a thin ring of andesite glazed in the middle; the other of sturdy coconut, pretty swirls carved in the wood and filled with redstone lacquer.
Before he could think himself into a freakout, he brought that hand up to grasp at Cellbit’s nape, the other went to knot in Roier’s hair, who was uncovering more and more of his skin, his chest, his body hair, and every inch of bare skin was a kiss, was nipping, hickies, teeth and a scorching tongue, on his clavicle, down the middle of his chest, and then the shirt was open and being pulled off of him by four hungry hands, leaving him almost bare and shivering. Roier stopped his kissing for just a moment to run his hands up his sides, the soft fullness at his hips and waist, up and up around him to unclasp his bra—one handed, holy shit—and toss it away, kneading at his tits, rubbing both his pierced nipples between thumbs and forefingers, and Maximus moaned in Cellbit’s mouth until he had to gasp out for air.
“Now, these are some nice tits,” Roier said, only half to the camera, “Some real nice tits you’ve got, Max.”
He cupped his hands around them, fillinged his palms with them to squeeze them together to show to their audience; the dragon curled over his heart, stretched and distorted under his movements.
“And look at these nipples,” Roier said, again, louder., “I barely touched them and they’re already nice and puffy for me. You’re too easy.”
He bent over to suckle one of them in his mouth, tongue running over the sensitive little nub and jostling the barbell; Maximus was so fucking sensitive, it frankly felt unfair, and all the hands running all over him, stripping him bare, quick and efficient, were not helping. Off came his shoes, his socks, his belt; his slate grey slacks were pulled off of him until he was bare and shivering under the hungry eyes of the camera and of his lovers, shielded only by thin black briefs, cotton soaked with arousal.
Cellbit, behind him, thumbed at the arms of his shades. “Can we take these off you, Max?” he whispered in his ear, and Maximus shuddered and flinched away, choking back a little fearful whine. Cellbit seemed to get the message and backed off; he glanced back at the screen, the chats sweeping by like trains, and let out a pleased noise.
“The poll is over! Thank you all so much for voting!” He sounded very excited. “It seems they want to see him suck you off first, guapito.”
Roier squealed out an excited kind of half-laughter, knotting a hand in Maxo's hair.
"Oh, I can't wait."
He grinned, and bent down to lay a peck on Maximus’ lips before letting go of him and getting up, giving the camera a show as he stripped off his slacks. Max tried to focus on the black fabric slowly uncovering creamy, tan skin, but there was a hand making its way between his legs; Cellbit was holding his knees spread open, and every once in a while, a finger brushed against the little bulge in his boxers, jostling the barbell on his cock, making him twitch and gasp.
“Look at him,” he was whispering in his ear, something dreamy and too tender in his voice that made Maximus’ skin crawl. “Isn’t he the most remarkable man you’ve ever seen?”
Roier was handsome, for sure. Maximus could think of a few more remarkable men than him, blond hair and oil-stained, black-polished fingertips, but he was biased; and to be fair, so was Cellbit.
Then Roier turned back, and bright pink plastic was staring back at him from between long legs. “Oh,” Maxo breathed out. He’d forgotten about the strap-on.
“Like what you’re seeing, Maxo?” Asked Roier, something sly in his too-wide grin. He wiggled his hips, and his cock followed the movement, swaying in this almost hypnotic way, a bright blur of pink in the warm air of the studio. Maximus nodded, eager; he could already feel his mouth watering, even as Roier climbed back on the couch to go sit on the back of it, legs falling open and cock millimetres from Maximus’ face.
Before he could lean forwards and get the first taste of silicone, Cellbit had knotted his hand in his hair and was pulling his head away. From how this night was going, it seemed it was going to be a recurring theme. 
“Do you like what you’re seeing, Max?” he asked. “Tell us.”
Maximus glanced at the camera, then back up at Roier.
“I like this. A lot.” An expectant silence followed, and Maximus knew exactly what else he had to say to appease. “Can… Can I suck your cock, please, Roier?”
Roier grinned something sharp and dangerous. He ran his fingers along the black straps and the rings, wrapped a hand around the base of his cock to sway closer.
“Yes, you can.” he said, “Dig in.”
Cellbit pushed his head forward, gently, until his nose was bumping against the strap on and Maximus opened his mouth on instinct, letting it slip between his lips.
The first thing Maximus felt was the overwhelming flavour of strawberry. Then clean plastic, cool against his scorching tongue. He bobbed his head a couple times, deep, deep, as deep as he could go at the beginning of the night when his heart wasn’t fully in giving a blowjob yet; he enjoyed  the tickle of plastic against the back of his throat, before pulling off to give that pretty cock the thorough attention it deserved. He gave a few broad laps to the tip, making sure to jostle his piercing against the plastic and make it very clear to the cameras, planted a long line of wet kisses up and down the shaft, crooning under Roier’s scrutiny; he tried to bring his hands up to touch, be it gripping at Roier’s thighs or pulling him closer by the straps, and found Cellbit holding his wrists still behind his back.
“No touching just yet,” he whispered in his ear, buttery. Maximus immediately succumbed to the order, crossed his wrists together, and dove back in.
He wanted to do a good job. Desperately. 
He did not stop to analyse this sudden, desperate need to please, so he just opened his lips and got lost in the addictive feeling of silicone sliding down his throat. 
Roier, above him, finally moved: he fisted a hand in Max's hair and started moving, a minute twitch of his hips that told of choked down need. Slowly, he pulled him off his cock until it was resting on his lips; he ran a thumb along his bottom lip, plump and slick with abuse, eyes wavering with lust.
"So pretty," he murmured, too low for the microphones to pick up, sliding back home, "Forever doesn’t know what he’s missing out on."
"I could call him," Cellbit said, low Portuguese swirling in his brain, free hand making its way back between Maximus’ legs. "I think he’d love to see you like this."
Now, Maximus didn’t know what it was that made him gag and choke, that made tears well up at the corners of his eyes; it could have been Roier’s strap bumping unexpectedly against the back of his throat, or it could have been Cellbit’s fingers slipping under his boxers to tug at his cock, thumb at the piercing; it probably was the thought of Forever seeing him like this.
Belatedly, deliriously, he remembered Forever’s words after his interview, after the cameras had stopped rolling. I’ll do my best to save your show, he had said, I love it, I never miss an episode.
He pictured it, who knew how many faceless viewers with hungry eyes fixated on Roier and Cellbit taking all their pleasure from Maximus, and Forever among them, laid in his bed, fist flying around his cock, eyes trained on a screen. On him. He tried to be aroused by the image, and not disgusted at himself for being an easy slut.
Before he could dwell on those thoughts, Roier was pulling him away, away, off of his cock by the hair, a panicked jerk of his arm and a worried glint in his eyes that betrayed the aloof twist of his lips.
He didn’t ask him if he was alright, but a hand was placed on his cheek, another one running down his throat as if trying to check for phantom injuries, one of his wrists suddenly free. This thoughtful care was nice, but…
“You alright, Max?” Cellbit was whispering in his ear, and he couldn’t take it. He reached to his own face, took his glasses off to toss them on the floor, uncaring of cracks in delicate glass, and dove straight back in around Roier’s strap, took it deep deep deep between his lips until his nose was buried in the curly hair on his belly and the cold leather of the straps, until he was gagging for it, on purpose this time. Roier seemed to take the hint, if his hand tightening on his hair to pull him in was any indication, and the moment passed; Cellbit’s hand wandered on his jaw to guide his face off and on the strap, and they were back on the grind. 
Roier’s hand in his hair was slow, thorough; no matter how much Maximus wanted to choke on the silicone until all his thoughts were mush, the push and pull motion, the sting in his scalp, the clockwork rhythm of the strap-on filling his throat before pulling out kept him infuriatingly present. He needed more. More, more, more, more than the heady weight of silicon in his throat.
He pulled off Roier’s cock to nuzzle it, slick with spit as it was, look up at Roier with his best puppy eyes, and, oh, fuck, he’d taken off his shades. Roier’s face was blurry, but in full colour, and it just felt distressingly earnest to look at him without the shield of his lenses.
Focus, Maximus. Eyes on the prize. You are here for a reason, and that’s to go mad with sex, and getting emotional at the beginning of the night will not do you any good.
So he blinked the wetness from his eyes, took a deep breath, called his voice back from his throat.
“Can I eat you out, Roier?” He said, buttery smooth for the camera even if he felt like a mess, tone tilting up in laughter, “I wanna know if your pussy also tastes like strawberries.”
His words startled laughter out of Roier, but he seemed to relax into the bite. 
He grinned, fangs on full display. “Careful what you wish for, Maxo.” 
But he was pulling and loosening straps, not so much that he was removing the harness, but enough to pull things aside to uncover his cunt, glistening with arousal, puffy and red and ready for Maximus’ mouth. It was calling his name.
He dove in close, to slot his mouth against that pretty, pretty pussy to give his first lick to live flesh. Roier, above him, quivered and gasped when the piercing on Maxo’s tongue made contact with his cock, puffy and pink, he pulled him closer by his hair until he was buried in his cunt face first, lapping desperately. He gave a few deep, thoughtful laps, revelling in every twitch of Roier’s hips as his piercing caught on tender skin, dove low to suckle bruising kisses on delicate, flowery lips and dip his tongue inside, taste sweet arousal and bitter musk from the source, planted a hot line of kisses back up to return to his cock, and up and down and up and down, and he knew he was doing good, because Roier above him was making the sweetest of noises, and because Cellbit, draped behind him, was twitching, something hard poking him from under soft pink linen. His hand was still on him, and it resumed its slow movement in his boxers, slow circles all over him that kept threatening to make him lose his rhythm, and, every once in a while, made him groan, drawn-out sounds vibrating through Roier’s folds; every sound made Roier groan in return and thrust against Maximus’ mouth, made his fingers tighten on his hair, made stuttered praise drip, drip, drip out of his mouth.
“You’re so good to me, Max,” he was saying, “God, your mouth, fuck, your tongue, I, ah–” another groan when he dipped his tongue inside him to stay there, nose pressed up against his cock. He fucked him deep and leisurely with his tongue, shaken by the occasional groan—shit, Cellbit was pulling on his cock almost cruelly now, every tug bordering on just the right side of painful, groaning filthy, filthy nonsense in his ears, instructions on how best to please his husband.
“You’re being so good,” he said. “Listen to him, you’re doing that to him; fuck him deeper so he can really feel it, really rub your face into him, nibble on his lips—he really likes that.”
It was, admittedly, difficult to focus on the words, not to mention understand the Portuguese, given all the stimulation going on around him; still, Maximus did his best, and his reward was Roier bucking and arching in his mouth, words melting into sobs, and then, sudden, musky wetness drip-drip-dripping in his mouth, down his chin and bare chest, warm and tickling.
Roier melted down, breath punching out of his body so suddenly he almost toppled backwards off the backrest of the couch he was sitting on. He managed to save it by sliding back down into the seat, legs falling open. His cunt was twitching, puffy, shining with slickness and spit; it made Maximus want to bend down and suckle the last of Roier’s orgasm from his skin until he was shaking with a second, a third, a fourth orgasm. He didn’t get the chance, because Roier was pulling him in by the hair until their lips knocked together in a kiss, bruising and fierce. Roier groaned, tasting himself on Max’s lips, licked into his mouth like starved until Max was gasping for air.
“You were so good,” Roier said, “You’re so good at listening to instructions. You didn’t even try to move your hands again.” It was true. His hands, of their own volition, had returned to their rightful place, wrists crossed together behind his back, unmoving if not for the twitching of fingers, nails pressing indents in his palms. Cellbit whined in his ear. 
He was still rubbing at his cunt, maddeningly quick, almost mindless, and he heard himself whine in Roier's mouth, "Fuck, fuck, Roier, Cellbit, wait, wait, I–I'm gonna cum–"
The reaction was immediate. Cellbit's hand pulled out of his boxers, and he wrapped his arms around him to pull him close, back flush to chest, Max's hands and Cellbit’s hard-on trapped between their bodies, and Roier, lazy, grinning, cat that got the mouse, nestled between Maximus' spread knees, trailing a finger up and down his too-tense, shivering inner thigh.
“Very good pets, both of you,” he said, "So good at following instructions. Gatinho, keep his legs spread for me, will you?'
Immediately, one of Cellbit's arms travelled down, fingers tightened around one of his knees to spread his legs to an almost uncomfortable degree, and there Roier’s fingers went, tugging on the hem of his boxers until they came off, falling to the ground in a damp pool of black cotton, and now Maximus’ cunt was quivering against fresh air, under the watchful eyes of both his tormentors and the camera. Roier pressed a button on the remote—wait, when did he grab that?—and he heard the camera zoom in towards him, probably trained on his cunt. Then, fingers again, pulling his too-sensitive lips apart until he could feel room-stale air on his hole.
“Look,” Roier was saying. “Look: he’s so wet and puffy already just from sucking me off, isn’t he just the prettiest?” 
He blew on it, and Maximus hissed, hips trying to twitch away from the sharpness of cold air and failing, kept still by two pairs of strong hands. Cellbit’s fingers were twitching on his skin; he was getting eager.
“And so sensitive, too!” Roier cooed, delighted, looking at his cunt as it twitched and blinked. “I hope you haven’t forgotten that you gotta suck off Cellbo, as well, before you get your own good time.”
He hadn’t; it would have been hard to, given the bulge poking against his spine. He just shook his head at him, emphatic, and Roier laughed.
“Alright, alright, turn around for me.”
He turned around until he was facing away from the camera, and let Roier’s gentle hands lower him to a kneel on the floor, and he was naked, holy shit, knees bare on the fluffy rug—thank the gods he had had the presence of mind to put a rug down before this—cunt on full display for the camera, face to face with Cellbit and his erection.
“Hi,” he whispered, and hoped his little grin wasn’t too nervous.
“Hi,” Cellbit said back, bending down to kiss him. “Sorry about before. Your eyes are really pretty.”
“Don’t worry about it.” Maximus said, low against his lips. He didn’t dignify the compliment with an answer, only partly because Roier had fallen to his knees next to him, hands on his thighs and hips putting him in position. He pulled his legs spread open, placed a hand on the small of his back to push him in an arch, presenting him for his adoring audience, and Cellbit was unbuttoning his slacks. He had grey boxer briefs on, and the shape of his cock tenting them, the pearl of wetness at the tip that made fabric transparent, was… obscene. Even the smell was strong, from this up close, musk and clean sweat and hormones, and Maximus could feel his mouth water; then, slowly, slowly, Cellbit hooked his thumbs in his waistband to pull the briefs off, just low enough that his cock could spring free, and, oh, what a beauty. A hand carded in Maximus’ hair, soft, and he leaned down for that first little lick, same way he’d done to his husband.
Except, it wasn’t soft, cold silicone under his tongue; it was warm live flesh, skin catching on the barbell in his tongue, musky and addicting. Cellbit groaned above him, his hips twitched, his fingers tightened around Maxo’s hair, tugging, but not pulling. He let him get acquainted with the territory, first; let Maximus lick broad strokes up his shaft before wrapping his lips around his head to suckle on, and that was when the hands on his hair quivered. 
Cellbit looked down at his husband, almost sheepish.
“Can I?” He asked, and Roier nodded, a brilliant grin.
“Go on, baby. Show our audience how well you fuck his throat.”
Cellbit moved immediately, and then there were hands on his cheeks, gently pulling him down, down, down, until his cock was nestled deep in his throat, and Maximus’ nose was buried in the cloud of wiry, dark hair around his base. He let himself be dragged up, slowly enjoying the throaty feeling of pressure being eased and an obstruction being removed. Cellbit pulled him off his cock until the heavy tip was resting on his tongue, and he gave a few long laps, making sure to dig the barbell on his tongue in the little dip where wetness gathered, for the second time that night.
Unlike before, what was now under his tongue was warm flesh, and Cellbit gasped out a scratchy whine, he bucked into him almost mindlessly, deep, deep, deep in Maximus’ throat until he couldn't breathe, his hands on his scalp tightened until they were hurting and then let go, apologetic.
"Sorry." He said, a little smile in his words. 
But it wasn't aimed at Maximus; behind him, Roier tutted an amused noise.
"Don't break him just yet, gatinho. The night is still young."
Fingers were dancing around his cunt; he went back to lapping at Cellbit’s length, and when he felt fingers stretch his hole open again, this time he didn’t have a cock in his throat to gag  around.
He gasped and hissed anyway when a warm pearl of spit fell on his cunt, Roier’s hands implacable on his hips and his cruel laughter high in the air. Fingers followed the saliva, gathering slickness by running all along his lips and hole, to go tug and rub at his cock, and then Maximus took Cellbit in his mouth again. 
This time, he was ready for the dual stimulation of someone rubbing his cock and someone else thrusting in his throat; that did not make it less overwhelming, and he made sure to voice his delight in high, fluttery moans, made scratchy by his obstructed airways, for both his partners’ convenience and their audience’s pleasure.
Cellbit, at least, seemed very pleased with their current predicament, guiding Maximus by his hair in a brisk thrusting trot; his pale cheeks were stained red with blood flow, his hair had started falling out of the little half-bun he had it in, and he looked very attractive, all mussed up with pleasure. A new hand on his nape—Roier—pushed him down until his nose was buried in Cellbit’s bush again, and the man moaned.
“Less gawking, more sucking, Maxo.” Roier said, and Maximus wanted to laugh.
He didn’t, because Cellbit’s dick was still between his teeth, but started bobbing his head, following the lead of the two hands on his nape pulling him in a now punishing pace.
His throat hurt.
He felt good.
Cellbit’s hips stuttered. He said something to Roier, low, and Maximus didn’t really catch it, but soon he was being pulled off Cellbit’s cock, watching it bob in front of his face, a long fingered hand flying around it. 
The camera zoom whirred.
Cellbit came with a groan, painting Maximus’ face white. Gentle hands on his chin turned him towards the camera, and he was past self consciousness, so he licked his lips, trying to get at a drop of cum.
“God, you’re a natural.” Roier’s voice was hypnotic, amazed, low, he leaned in to lick at a pearl of wetness under his left eye. Then, louder, “Take a look at this. He’s been delightful, hasn’t he? I think he deserves a little treat.”
Cellbit pulled him up on the couch, before dropping on his knees by Roier’s side. They manhandled him easily, spreading his legs until he could hook a knee on either of their shoulders, stretched uncomfortably wide. He could see himself in the little screen by the camera, dishevelled, sweaty, flushed from the tip of his ears to his shoulders, cunt flush and pink and swollen under a cloud of black, curly hair, piercing shining with slickness in the harsh studio lighting.
Four hands were on his cunt now, and it immediately became overwhelming; he was being pulled open, his cock was being tugged; then the cap of a bottle popped open, and sudden cold was all over him, mixing with his own slick to make everything glide smoother. Cellbit slipped a finger inside him, easy as air, and hummed, pleased.
“You're so open for us already…” 
Another finger slipped in, and what before was scorching emptiness was now filled with warm, buzzing pleasure, though not enough, never enough. The man was saying something else, but Maximus didn’t really catch the words, because Roier had leaned down to wrap his lips around his cock and give a decisive suck.
Maximus’ hips canted and moved, seeking, seeking, and he was held back by two sets of strong hands around his hips, pushing him down on the couch. Cellbit’s fingers moved, so deep inside him he could feel them in his chest, and Roier’s tongue was lapping broad strokes on his cock before going down to join his lover’s fingers inside him, and his head was spinning. 
He would like to blame the suddenness of his orgasm on the fact that he’d been excited and horny for this just about all week, or perhaps the unforgivable unfairness of four hands and a very enthusiastic mouth all focused on his cunt, wringing another orgasm out of him, and another, and another, and another, with no end in sight, utterly taken by the shivering euphoria, the lightning running from his nape to his fingertips to his cunt and back, the sudden and total inability to control his limbs or his mouth or his voice.
With every subsequent orgasm he could feel himself grow more slack and boneless, and as the pleasure melded in one long, continuous high-pitched note, his vision went blurry at the edges. He didn’t have it in him to look at the camera; he could just stare down at his tormentors, hand fisted in Roier’s short hair, and let himself be hypnotised by the pale, elegant fingers effortlessly thrusting in and out of his cunt, puffy and slick. He blinked, and felt his eyes sticky with tears, his cheeks wet.
“Please,” he heard himself croak out, and he was impressed he could still form words, nevermind maintain an appearance of coherent Spanish, “Please, please, no more of this.”
Roier nudged his piercing with his tongue, took it between his teeth to tug gently, and he shook with something between overstimulation and the ardent desire for more.
“Please,” he tried again, “Please, fuck, please.”
“Please, what?” Cellbit asked, sounding very smug.
It took a moment for  Maximus to gather the presence of mind to string words together. “Please fuck me. I’m going crazy.”
Roier pulled off his cock with one last swirl of the tongue and straightened up, brilliant grin in place like he hadn’t just been sucking his cock like a man starved for the past… half hour?
“I’d be down,” he was saying, half to his husband and half to the camera. “He’s been very good tonight.”
He leaned towards Cellbit to kiss him filthy and slow and sweet and noisy, as if trying to sway him to be nice. As if he wasn’t the cruel, mean one.
Cellbit followed easily, hand never leaving Maximus’ thigh, melted in his husband’s kiss like he belonged nowhere else. It was hypnotic to watch.
“God, I love you,” Roier murmured against Cellbit’s lips, and Max’s heart skipped a beat with something like jealousy. “You fuck him first. I wanna see the two of you.”
Fuck, they were so sexy.
“How about you ride me, Max?” Cellbit said, and as he spoke he was already pulling him up to switch seats on the couch, to guide him on his lap. “Give our audience the best view.”
He found himself hovering over Cellbit’s lap, the flushed tip of his cock kissing his entrance near reverently, long-fingered hands around his hips holding him too tight. He was soaked, quivering, puffy; even the delicate brush of too-warm skin around his lips felt like too much; then, a slick thumb pulled him open, at the same time as something pushed the tip of Cellbit’s dick to rub along his folds, catch on his cock. Cellbit gasped at the touch of slick hands and cold metal, hands tightening around Maximus; and so did he, an arm flying backwards to wrap around his neck, the other reaching down to grasp at Roier.
“Fuck, you’re both so hot like this,” He was saying, looking to be having just the most wonderful time, hand wrapped around Cellbit’s cock to guide it with loose stokes to gather slickness and rub oh-so-sweetly at his rim. He had enough lube on his hand that every stroke was followed by a slick squelch. “So sexy, holy shit, I can’t wait to see you just dripping and swollen with my husband’s cum like you’re pregnant with it…”
Maximus didn’t have time to really ponder those words past the initial thrill of ownership-service-breeding-arousal that shot down his spine, because Roier had guided Cellbit’s cock to finally bury its head inside him; and Cellbit’s hands were pushing him down to take the rest of his length, take, take, take, let his insides stretch along with the intrusion. Cellbit’s cock wasn’t particularly long, or thick, but it gently curved outwards, and felt like it was pressing a needle against each and every single nerve ending inside him, a long line of fire that culminated against that little bundle of nerves that made him see stars. He keened when he felt Cellbit’s spongy cockhead poke something deep inside him, when his butt made contact with the top of Cellbit's thighs and he shivered and twitched inside him, groaned out a pretty nose, scratchy like a purr, with his forehead pressed against his shoulder blades. The man wasted no time pulling him up and then back down, hips rising to meet the movement halfway in a thrust that stole Maxo's breath away.
Even then, he couldn't just let himself fall away to arousal: that wasn’t what riding meant. So he fired up his thighs, and, finally, started bouncing. Cellbit keened again, chittery and pleased, hips jumping up to meet him in a steady rhythm, steadier than Max could keep with the aftershocks of orgasm after orgasm shaking his bones, and soon, the air was filled with the damp noise of skin hitting skin, plap-plap-plap, and the clicky noises of Cellbit’s pleasure, the long, drawn-out moans of Maxo’s, Roier’s murmuring praise, half aimed at them and half at the cameras.
“His pussy is so wet,” he was saying, dreamy. “Look, look, he’s so wet it’s dripping down Cellbo’s cock, makes you just want to…”
He leaned in to lick a slow, lewd stripe, from the base of Cellbit’s cock up and up to where it buried in his lips, up to lap at Maximus’ cock  and then back down the way he came, slurping loud attentions around his husband that made him hiss and twitch, jostling Maximus every which way. A particularly deep, sinful thrust pressed Cellbit’s cock right against that delicious little spot inside him, and he cried out like electrified, hands flying to grasp at hair, at skin, at something.
That something ended up being Roier’s hair, pulling him close close close, and Roier laughed, bit down on his piercing to give a gentle tug; all rational thought flew out the window, probably because, at the same time, Cellbit’s hold on him changed, and suddenly he was pistoning his cock inside him, teeth scraping against his shoulder blades. The slapping got faster, and, distantly, Maximus found himself surprised at the secret strength hidden in Cellbit’s arms, enough to manhandle him with little effort, so forceful he could feel his tits bounce heavily. The camera was still whirring, and through the overstimulated tears in his eyes, he couldn’t really see where it was pointed, but it was easy to imagine what it was staring at: himself, sweaty and flushed and plump, his bouncing tits with their dusting of black hair, the glinting metal, the flowing ink, his cunt, red and puffy and wet where it met Cellbit’s cock, glistening with lube, with their shared arousal.
The mental image was enough to send a strike of arousal down his spine, and just like that, he was coming, clamping down around his lover’s cock. 
Cellbit hissed out a curse, teeth sinking in the delicate crook between Maximus’ neck and shoulders, his claws dug ten little pinpricks of pain in his body, and now the thrusting was animalistic in its fervour, dragging delicious, overstimulating pain and pleasure up and down his walls; then two hands were snaking around him from behind, and there were hands groping at his tits again—Roier? When had he moved from between his legs?; rough finger pads swiped at his nipples before pinching and rolling, a slick noise of tongues meeting behind him, moans swallowed by an experienced mouth, and he was coming again, and this time, Cellbit was hot on his heels, pulling him down until he was fully sat on him, pumping spurt after spurt after spurt of hot cum deep, deep inside him. He gave a couple more shallow thrusts, fucking his cum deep inside before slipping out with a wet squelch. He could feel cum dribbling out of his hole, painting a puddle on the white carpet, and the wet tickling down his skin made him shiver.
The hands on his tits let go to travel up and up, cup his cheeks and tilt his face up until Roier was kissing him from above, keeping him distracted while his husband caught his breath.
Roier kissed like a madman, like he owned Max’s mouth; his tongue felt almost too long, and every movement made fangs graze his lips in this dangerously hypnotic way that made Maximus never want to be let go. They kept kissing, and kissing, Roier climbed back on the couch and got so, so close, and, shit, he’d taken his t-shirt off, and now they were both naked, save the strap-on still hanging securely by Roier’s hips. Maximus brought a hand down to wrap around plastic, found it dry and cool, differently shaped than before, humanlike, and the sole thought of having that inside him, stretching him wide and unyielding, made him moan with anticipation in Roier’s mouth. Roier, bless his heart, laughed against his lips, thrust into his loose grip and moaned an exaggerated, airy noise.
"Are you ready to take my cock, baby?" He licked inside his mouth before he could answer. "I can't wait to fuck you full, my gatinho already lubed the way for me with his cum, I can't wait to fuck you stupid…"
“You’re funny.” Maximus rasped out. 
He was funny. Maximus had never fucked someone so… descriptive, before. It was fun. It made his cunt clench and twitch around empty air.
There were hands on him, manhandling him, pulling him down to lay flat on Cellbit's lap, legs spread around Roier's hips, perfectly framing the lilac plastic, bulbous and so lifelike, that was about to enter him. He looked up at Cellbit, found a pale chest and a pretty face looking down at him, smiling a reassuring smile, a gentle hand carding through his hair.
"He'll treat you right," he said. "He knows how to use that."
That, as it were, he had wrapped a hand around, and was guiding it to rub oh-so-slowly against him; gathering lube and slick and warm cum until it was glittering with wetness. He didn’t slide in immediately; just kept running the length along his folds, brushed against his cock like he had a personal vendetta against it, and Maximus had humiliated himself enough tonight to not be above some more humiliation.
“Please,” he rasped, a gasping, stuttered noise., “Please, fuck, Roier, please.”
He moved his arms, and he couldn’t tell if it was to grasp at Roier or Cellbit or the couch or anything else, but he couldn’t grab onto anything, because Cellbit took his wrists in his hands, gently pulled his arms up.
“Please what, Maxo?” He asked.
He squeezed his eyes shut. “Please fuck me again,” he said. “I can’t go on like this.”
He said that, and immediately Roier started sliding in, inch by inexorable inch. It was cold, but after being stretched so deliciously by Cellbit's cock and the subsequent scorching emptiness, being filled to the brim and back by something just this side of too large was addictive, and he thrashed in Cellbit's hold, groaning out incoherent pleas, cheek nestled against his neck. He was murmuring praise against his forehead, Portuguese melding low into a single sound, and that, paired with the strong hands around his hips, the cock thrusting with clockwork precision inside him, were enough to lull his brain into shutting off; no thoughts, no problems, no codes or grief or loss, all forgotten in the hypnotic rhythm of bodies doing what they were engineered to do.
He gasped at a particularly sinful thrust, nerves alight with pleasure stemming from his core and running up his spine and down to his fingertips.
"Forever," he heard himself murmur against Cellbit's skin, too low for anyone but the three of them, and immediately his blood froze in his veins.
He'd just ruined everything, his brain was screaming, pounding at the cage bars of his brain, by calling one or both of his lovers by the wrong name.
He tried to focus on the fact that, before the night began, he had brought forth that very concern, and his lovers had listened to him and found a way to work around it. 
They knew it was a possibility. 
They wouldn't be mad.
He didn't need to brace for anything.
They're going to leave you, they'll hate you so much they'll just leave, because you're a disgusting piece of shit who is so delusional he can't even enjoy real sex.
Roier gave another thrust, so deep it ached, and Maximus was shaken out of his hurt by his tepid body draping over him.
"It's me, Maxo." He whispered, "It's Roier."
"I know it's you." Maximus said, and hated, hated, the teary, wet little noise that his words had become.
His arms were free, and he wrapped them around Roier's neck, and Roier came along, chest to chest, lithe form slotting nicely against Maximus' big body, hands curled on his thighs spreading him wide; he thrust home again and Maximus sobbed something incoherent again. There were hands wrapped around his chest from behind, and the Portuguese had switched to lilting, hesitant Spanish reassurances, curling oddly around the contours of Cellbit's mouth. He was sweet, and Maximus immediately felt like a piece of shit for calling him Forever.
There were lips on his face, kissing his nose, his chin, his eyelids, his tear-lined cheeks, and Roier leaned in as if wanting to bury himself under his ribcage and he brought his legs with him, folding him in near half so that his cock went deeper and harder, bruising against his cervix, a bittersweet contrast of violence and affection that made his head spin with pleasure, until he was coming again with a strangled gasp, untouched, wetness dripping down his legs, on Roier's thighs.  He sighed, let himself enjoy the feeling of Roier's lips on his Adam's apple and the pleasant fullness inside him, shifting with their shared movements.
"Are you up for one last go?" Cellbit murmured behind his ear, Spanish again, so kind to him when he deserved none of it. "Remember your safeword?"
"Duck," he said. "It's 'Duck'. Yes, I can do it. Let's finish this."
If Cellbit was going to make the effort of Spanish for him, the least he could do was muster the energy to respond in English.
The man nodded behind him, and the three of them shifted and moved until Maximus was being sandwiched between the lovebirds. Something was poking him in the hip from behind, hard and warm, there were slick fingers pawing their way between his legs to tickle at his stretched hole, tap a rhythm along the strap-on already in there, travel up to brush his cock. He moaned a tired, wheezy sound, Roier swallowed it down, and his lips fluttered around the cock already in them, just enough that a finger could slip in, slick with lube, way eased by the cum already in there. One finger became two, a third one tickling at him, but already two fingers and a cock were a lot, even tired and overstimulated and loose as he was.
“Just… just put it in.” He said, surprising himself most of all. Roier gave a shallow thrust and almost made him forget his train of thought. “I can take it.”
“You sure?” Cellbit murmured, warm breath all a tickle against his ear, “You’re tight.”
“It will feel good for you. Put it in.”
Probably not the healthiest mindset to have, but whatever Cellbit heard in his pinched tone made him acquiesce, fingers slipping out of him to grab at his thighs and his cockhead rearing to take their place, rubbing up against his rim. Deliriously, he considered the cockhead pressed up against the plastic already inside him, just barely catching on his entrance, and realised, maybe this wasn’t the wisest of ideas.
Then the head popped in, quick like tearing off a band-aid, and it hurt, holy shit, it hurt, but white-hot pleasure flashed behind his scrunched eyelids, and despite the hurt he pressed back, seeking more, more, enough to shut away every thought in a tight little box and send it adrift in a sea of pure sensation. Cellbit hissed and stopped, probably spooked by the pained wail that had dripped down his lips; even Roier had stopped moving, pressing warm kisses against his collarbones just as fingers went down to rub at him, the spot where the three of them were conjoined, as if trying to soothe aching skin.
“More,” Maximus gasped, and he didn’t know who it was aimed at, but he cupped Roier’s face and kissed him again. “More, please, more.”
Slow, inexorable like the rising of tides, Cellbit sank into him, groaning breathless curses in broken Portuguese. Roier was bigger than him, but their combined girth made breathing difficult, the four hands on him almost enough to forget the edge of pain; when he bottomed in, they both whined desperate, overstimulated little noises, and it was up to Roier to shush them, butterfly-light kisses all over their faces, low praise, a hand rubbing gentle circles on Maximus’ hip and another scratching gently in the mess of Cellbit’s curls.
“Follow my lead.” He told him. “Let’s give them a show.”
Right.
The camera.
He forgot he was being filmed. Easy to forget, when you’re stretched to your limit on two cocks.
Roier moved, the slow drag of plastic guiding Cellbit to slowly thrust out, half-lifting Maximus off the couch, before they both slammed back in. Their rhythm was relentless and ruinous, and Max found himself clawing at Roier’s back, mouth fallen open and a dirge of whining moans resonating, and it took Cellbit seeking his mouth to claim in a kiss to shut him up, and even then, he couldn’t really kiss back, stricken by overstimulation. 
He came easily, like air; all it took was Roier fingering at his cock, swollen and red, and he fell to pleasure, moaning too loud, cunt twitching weakly. Cellbit groaned, a tired, pleased trill, hips stuttering, uneven against Roier’s steely clockwork, and he slammed home one last time, deep as he could go, spilling scorching hot and sticky inside him. He slipped out, way made slick by his own cum, wrapped his arms around Maxo’s middle and rested his forehead against the back of his head, breath heavy.
Slowly, Roier slipped out as well, undid all the leather of his strap-on so he could sit comfortably on the rug, nestled between Maximus' legs. 
His first lick to Maximus’ sore rim was together blessed relief and painful sting; a glance down revealed his tongue covered in a pretty mixture of white and red, swirling pink together. He cleaned him of cum and blood quick and efficient, muffling pleased little groans in his skin, and that, coupled with the low purring behind him, the growing exhaustion of the night’s activities, were making him drowsy. 
With one last lick, Roier climbed back on the couch, settling on Maximus’ lap to kiss at his face, and Cellbit tried to grab him in the hug as well, long-fingered hands flitting along a lithe body.
“He’s only cum once,” He whispered in his ear, voice low making him shiver, “Let’s finger him, he’s teetering on the edge.”
Gentle hands took Maximus’ to guide them between Roier’s legs, and the man leaned back against the arm of the couch, knees falling open for the viewing pleasure of their audience. 
His cock shone like a jewel from the dark cloud of his hair, and Cellbit’s low voice and firm hands guided Maximus to flutter along his lips, tug at his cock, and together, Maximus jerking him off, Cellbit sinking two fingers inside him like it was the natural place for them, soon had Roier writhing and squirting out pleasure, head thrown back with a groan.
Maximus was the one to grab the remote to the camera, sticky fingers and all, the camera zoomed in on his face, and he tried not to think about the fact that he probably looked flushed, sweaty, sleepy, and undone.
“Thank you for tuning in to tonight’s late night special edition of Gordinho Gostosinho.” Gods, his voice was shot. “I have been Maximus, and my associates are Roier and Cellbit. I’ll catch you next week, when we’ll be back to our regular scheduling, full of news, reporting, and fun. Goodnight, and goodbye!”
The camera clicked off.
Roier lifted his head from where he had left it dangling off the arm of the couch.
“Come on,” he said. “Let’s get some cream on that tear of yours, then we cuddle.”
- - - - -
Elsewhere, a man half-laid in his comfortable bed, staring up at the ceiling. Blond hair, tips slowly fading red, fell in a halo on his pillow.
He glanced down at himself: remnants of stickiness on his chest, boxers askew, balled up tissues next to a cardboard box next to a sleek little tablet thing, lit up with the cheery image of an egg in a bright propeller hat, tangled up in wires.
He sighed.
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rainbowbeanstyles · 11 months
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bro. just heard this beautiful sad song. i need to make art asap
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What the hell is a "cue es em pee"
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@backflipo-numero-uno please stop impersonating your dead daughter on fucking tumblr and get therapy
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NO LISTEN ITS REALLY HER THIS TIME I SWEAR
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I'm reporting you for your own good m8
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and also because you don't tag the months-old interactions with mariana you keep reblogging and I don't wanna see that shit on my dash lmao
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damn slime your dead daughter knows how to write a banger post
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Finally finished the enchants on my scythe. Going to test this shit on a dungeon run will update
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you can come over and test it on me instead if i'm closer. like not in a weird way you can just hit me and I'll tell you how close I am to dying, how much blood I've lost etc
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fuck okay- pac I've been meaning to talk to you about this. Listen.
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I hope you enjoy the island.
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FUCK YOU
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wait cellbit is this why your old blog got deleted lmao???
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shut up
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I hear you typing guapito don't you fucking dare
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NO MAMES
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GOD DAMN IT
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Nevermind gegg is my son now
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what we need is not government it is true union between the people
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yo soy brazil. nosotros somos brazil. We Are Gegg.
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guys I cant believe it they are introducing dark metal soon its not a lie the admins really said so because otherwise it means they hate me GG woooo good fight i dont have to cry anymore!! well played!!
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etoiles you are going to get banned again stop provoking the feds
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namecantbeblank · 11 months
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NUMBER 4 OF QSMP SHIT POSTS (PT 1-3 under the cut at the bottom) Anyways. Requests for specific characters? Maybe some in Spanish?
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fruitflow · 1 month
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jello • 23 • any pronouns except she ~
~ transmasc nb • osdd1b • audhd
interests + byf + dni under the cut 💘
please like when read!
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byf: it's not required, but i would appreciate it if you tagged the following things - your turn to die (yttd), danganronpa, unreality, and earthquake mentions. my catchall tag is "jello dont look"!!
dni: the basics alongside dsmp/qsmp fans + endogenic systems + zionists/israel supporters are the big ones. i have more to my dni but i will just block if anyone falls under that criteria as well!
special interests: ace attorney, apollo justice, baldurs gate 3, style savvy, resident evil, old web (geocities/myspace era), lovecore, jerma, pokemon, legend of zelda, fruit aesthetics
other notable interests: mob psycho 100, honkai star rail, webkinz, legend of zelda, cowboy bebop, sun haven, silent hill, final fantasy, animal crossing, rune factory 5, kirby, most nintendo ds games, everskies, chickensmoothie, etc!!
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sideblogs:
style savvy/fashion dreamer: @fashionlookit
bg3 sideblog (i tag posts that i relate with my tavs/durges): @talfrynn
hsr sideblog: @silverman-e
fashion sideblog: @citruschic
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ultra-raging-ghost · 4 months
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I reached post limit so im gonna write this and save it for midnight to post later 🥰
-10:30 EST
Richas made a reference/mentioned outliving forever and bad started screaming and sobbing for a solid 2 minutes and then started talking about how no no forevers probably fine cucuruchos probably taking care of him, richas asked if thats what bad tells himself to sleep at night, if he just lies to himself and bad said yes! if all else fails, simply lie to yourself and push your true feelings down to make it through this meaningless existence :D and richas said "so if we said the sky is pink at all times a day and just lie to ourselves its ok?" and bad said yes, we already lie to ourselves all the time we just need to think about how much lying we accept :3
richas thinks dappers colorblind
bad said his chats british 😭
time to read books!
-10:40 EST
bad is making fun of us for being sad because of angst(/lh/j) and sang a brief song about us being sad and mentioned "the sun is gone" just to torment us over forever being gone. He also went f5 said something like “if you think it’s sad now… anyway..... spoilers!!" implying it will get even sadder!! (terrified)
oh theres a letter for bbh and forever :((( this might be sad now that forevers. in his place. chats crying
-10:50 EST
Bad is screaming and crying because forever will never be able to read his letter, hes literally head in hands screaming and crying and hes letting the TTS read it out
one of the qsmp purgatory programmers wrote bad a letter saying he was supposed to die more and bad said hes a bug tester at heart and richas is bullying bad because of how many bugs he found and exploited LMAO bad said he'll fudging do it again
-11:00 EST
bad found ANOTHER wall bug to glitch thru, hes insane
-11:10 EST
someone said the word forever and bad is reduced to shambles on the floor, hes crying and whining forevers name in tears and agony and he made the dying "bleh" sound like 4 times
also bad mentioned that as soon as its confirmed to the characters like in-character that max is dead theyre having a funeral for him, like bad as the grim reaper knows but he hasnt told anyone, nobodys aware of him being gone, >>>>also he was ominous and said he needed to shoot max a message oorp and refused to elaborate. what the fuck was that about badboyhalo? <<<<<
-11:30 EST
Bad and richas and pomme wanna make an elevator death trap and then call foolish over to trap/murder him <3 chat is advocating for this idea. chat also wants to see the museum, bad said yes!!! Museum time!
before that, bad is being ominously silent again and is texting off screen. that max comment earlier + this makes me worried. MOVING ON THO BC HES SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RICHAS AND POMME GOT HIM A PRESENT FOR HIS BDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHAS!!!!! (in brazil time) The present is Honey cookies! because richas got covered in honey and used as bait while they were away LMAO
Bad was talking about the 1k snow golems prank and was wondering if the cleanup team would be upset or love that, and richas said "lets say im part of that tio" and bad is now saying richas will take 100% accountability for that and will clean all of it up by himself LMAOOOO richas placed down signs saying "NO TIO I NEVER SAID THAT!! I DIDNT" and bad read them out loud as "Yes tio i agree i did say that ill do it!"
oh god bads spamming richas signs everywhere this is gonna fucking lag everything LMAOOOO richas crashed and bad kept placing until he got bored and said "yessssss richas will get in so much trouble hahaha! messing with the server!!!! bad then said "Richas always comes back" in the FNAF voice, didnt need to know you were an even bigger nerd BBH but okay /aff
-11:40 EST
Pomme is dragging bbh around on a lasso and is trapping him somewhere <3333 theyre climbing up the big ben and bad is taking SO MUCH DAMAGE he has his auto eat on
he accidentally said the word "forever" again and started crying again, his chat is in shambles.
MUSEUM TIME!!!!!!
HELP THE FUCKING ADMINS INCLUDED A DRAWING OF BAD LITERALLY STUCK IN A PADDED ROOM BASED ON HIS TIME IN JAIL, RICHAS SAID "natural habitat"
>>>>>>bad's crying again, and being horny because of how "cute" forever looks in the fanart, but mostly crying<<<<<
pomme started bullying bad because he called forever cute LMAO
tinas on!!!!!
-11:50 EST
Bad's crying again over art of him and forever in the pool he made in forevers base, the admins want to hurt him specifically/j
"treasure the wholesome moments chat, for they are just dust in the wind" -BBH 2023
bad took his totems out of his offhand again :)
Bad's crying again over another image of him and forever!!
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qsmpnews · 2 months
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Hello and welcome to the QSMPNews tumblr account! We're a fan-run discord for the QSMP, trying to gather lore and share our cultures! Join us and let's have fun together!
Under the cut you’ll find the mod intros and the link to the Discord server!!
🌱 - HELLO! My name is Timb (she/they), and I'll be signing off my messages with - 🌱 so you know when I'm responding or posting anything on this blog. See ya when I see ya!
🦝 - Hi!! I'm Pren (they/them)!! i'm a frequent in the bbh tags, and I've made a lot of promo posts in the past so I might be familiar to some of y'all already!! I'll be using the 🦝 emote (Mapachinos my beloveds).
🧀 - Hello ! My name here is Cheese (she/they) ! You probably won't see my much here, but I'm very active on the discord. I hope to see you there <3
🎨 - Hiya! Names are Error and Elliot (it/they)!! I’m mostly here in case the others can’t be, and I’m ready to welcome anyone who decides to join the discord or just answer questions in case there are some!
🦀 - hey y'all, it's skar (any pronouns)!! here for the sillies, memes, and minecraft shenanigans- don't be a stranger, and i'll see you around, partner :)
☀️- Hi I’m the sun or better known as Apollo (he/him) I will be as active as I can be here but I am much more findable on the discord
📺 - Hello hello! I'm Zolou (he/they), you may see me here from time to time and hopefully in the discord too!
💜 - Hi!!! I’m Nana (all pronouns). I’m a serial reblogger and here for the vibes. Hope to see yall around here and the discord too!!!
🐼- Hai everyone! I'm Smol (she/her). Big time lurker here on Tumblr, more active on the discord and a Huevito so any other FitMC mains, love to talk with you! Hope to see some new faces on the server!
🌩️ - hello there! i'm ren, but you can also call me spark (he/they). i'm not super active on the discord, but hopefully you'll see me here occassionally.
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goingferalapparently · 7 months
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"Where is the fight?" "...We miss you, Bobby..." "You can just hang out with us again! Just like normal!" "...Jaiden, eso culero no es Bobby."
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my previous fandom was omori and it shows. again.
this was made through honing my image editing "skills" in the middle of a lecture, drawing portraits at 2 am the night before an exam, drawing bobby 30 minutes before the exam and just generally thriving.
you cant see it (bc of the shading) and i cant show it (bc i fused all my layers into 1) but the beads on bobby's necklace are the purple of jaiden's eyes, the red of roier's shirt, and the blue of bobby's own tail)
also why is the quality like that. why did the quality straight up get cut in half. what happened there. (nvm, the quality is fine. im keeping the indiv frames here anyway)
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ashwithapen · 9 months
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⚠️ this post is edited and updated regularly! last edited: 31 march 2024
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ᯓ☆ rentry!
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hi, my name is ash! here are some things about me...
⤷ 18 ⤷ autistic, adhd, osdd-1b (system sideblog) ⤷ agender, greyromantic, bisexual, & queerplatonic ⤷ intp, aquarius, hufflepuff, 5w4, etc.
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some things i do...
⤷ write! i'm an author :) (prose, poetry, plays...) ⤷ compose music (i use musescore) ⤷ film & edit videos (check out my youtube channel) ⤷ play guitar and write songs
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im SUPER into soundtracking & symbolism in music as well as abnormal psychology!!
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link to my creative portfolio with writing (fiction, nonfic, poetry, plays), music, video editing, and photography
recently: i wrote an original soundtrack for a book
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i hope you enjoy :)
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below the cut: tags, WIPs, fandoms & interests, and more!
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ᯓ☆ tags!
#drabbles: shorts
#poetry: poetry
#life writing: life writing
#creative non-fiction: creative non-fiction
#fiction: fiction
#get wipped lmao: anything about my WIPs
#ash writes (as well as any of the above tags): original work
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#ash.txt: for when i have stuff to say
#ash answers: where i answer asks take a wild guess
#don't give me ideas: writing ideas & prompts
#write that down: things to come back to/reference
#oo shiny: stuff i liked a lot
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#composing: i write music scores sometimes
#insane mashups: sometimes i combine songs and create monstrosities and that's okay
#music!!: where i yell about songs/artists i like & other music stuff
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ᯓ☆ WIPs!
heart beats fast; colours and promises
Viva La Ávila
tales, second edition
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ᯓ☆ fandoms & interests!
ranges from obsessed, to involved, to generally liking. listed alphabetically. i will probably post/reblog about mainly the ones in bold as they are my current 'favourite' interests, but anything is free game.
13 reasons why (show, haven't read book)
abnormal psychology (neurodiversity)
ASMP (minecraft rolepay series)
avengers + avengers adjacent (mcu, haven't read comics)
avpm, avps, avpsy (musicals)
bo burnham (musician + comedian)
c418 (composer)
circe (book)
cream crew (content creator group)
crywank (musician)
dream smp (livestream series; i don't support dream/dream team)
e7i (musician)
generation loss (interactive livestream + adjacent media)
good will hunting (movie)
hamilton (musical)
harry potter (fuck jkr)
hazbin hotel (tv show)
heartstopper (show, haven't gotten to read the graphic novels yet)
heathers (musical and movie)
heroes of olympus/percy jackson (books, still watching series)
how to train your dragon (movies + show)
how to train your dragon soundtrack
hozier (musician)
jacob collier (musician)
james marriott (musician + streamer)
john powell (film composer)
magnus chase and the gods of asgard (books)
modern baseball (band)
mom jeans. (band)
nimona (movie, haven't read graphic novel/web-series)
rainbow kitten surprise (band)
sherlock (bbc show)
sleepy bois inc. (content creator group; fuck wilbur soot)
song of achilles (book)
soundtracking & symbolism in music
star wars
studio ghibli (movies by the animation company)
the 1975 (band; i don't support matty healy)
the star and the sun (book; still reading)
the oh hellos (band)
toby fox (music, haven't played his games yet)
qsmp (livestreamed minecraft server)
why don't we (band; old fan, not in as deep as i used to be)
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ᯓ☆ extras!
⤷ as mentioned, i'm the host of an osdd-1b system @ourstarsys ⤷ my co-host, Misty, also has a side blog @wolfdogmisty ⤷ i also own @jesterjac (agere)
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sadtrashking · 2 months
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HEY!! actually wrote these all out u can tell where i started going off of mostly appearance for these because i only really know a few qsmp characters help obviously not everyone but uhm. swagever (sorry for sending it to inbox it was too big to fit in the comments on that other post)
Tubbo: Groyvle (Frozen in time/Time related things. Looks like how I imagine her, I like the idea of him not being a fully evolved mon I think it oddly fits her)
Spreen: Hisuian Typhloshion!!!!! (Guy who is like darker colors and the ghost typing is such a cool like. hint towards his tragic fate of fucking dying. Plus works well with Fit and Ramon being normal types)
DanTDM: Shiny Sceptile (works mostly with my specific QSMP dragon lore but TLDR is that Tubbo and Dan are really similar genetics wise and look almost identical, but Dan's fully evolved while Tubbo hasn't really mastered it yet hence. Shiny Sceptile (which is more blue so its fitting)
Bad: Yveltal (Death vulture thing, Dark Type, God-related status, Immortal)
Jaiden: I know the obvious choice is like Chatot but. I like to think she'd be an Archeops I feel like she'd be a raptor of some kind and Archeops is like both that and a parrot it feels made for her…. SHE'D HAVE HER NORMAL COLORS THOUGH I THINK
Pac: Shiny Dusk Form Lycanrock: I like to think Q!Pac is some kind of shiba hybrid so he's GOTTA be a dog and Shiny Dusk Lycanrock is the EXACT colors
Fit: Ursaring because like. Look at it that's just him
Cellbit: Meowscarada this is another appearance based one but I REALLYYY like Meowscarada Cellbit its fun to me.
Baghera: KILOWATTRELLLLLL i dont think any of the ducks fit her and I fucking LOVEEEE kilowattrel i think it's a really fun choice for her
Roier: Midnight Lycanrock I like to think Roier is an African Wild Dog and I think it makes this guy fit him! Plus he's red and emo which is fitting i think
Foolish: Palafin! I don't wanna give him Sharpedo because i think it'd be a bit too silly, and Garchomp is for Leo, so Palafin!! Works well with me imagining him as a Sawshark anyways…
Phil: Honchkrow. IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HIMMM ITS SUCH A GOOD MON FOR HIM hes not corviknight because thats my c!phil headcanon plus i feel like q!phil's less intimidating
Missa: Alolan Marowak i know next to nothing about this guy but. dude's an alolan marowak
Cucurucho: BLOOD MOON URSALUNA THIS FUCKERS SUCH A URSALUNA its a big intimidating bear that's face is mostly obscured and doesn't really display much emotion raaaagh its so fitting
Fred: Beartic because blue polar bear but GOD i love ur pangoro idea thats so fun
(Eggs)
Sunny: Cosmog because i loveeee the idea that shes gonna turn into a solgaleo its so funny to me. groyvle dad with a metal sun lion god following him around PLUS COSMOG FITS HER IN LIKE A LOVING SPARKLY THINGS WAY… made of stars
Dapper: Zweilous (I think a lot of the eggs have evolved atp) Fits bad's dark typing! Little guy!!! Little guy with no eyes!!!!
Ramon: Drampa. Mustache dragon thanggggggggg also the idea of this baby dragon being a grampa is really funny
Pomme: DIPPLINNNNNN make that girl into a hydrapple to match dapper becoming a hydreigon eventually. the hydra sisters :fire: ALSO DIPPLIN IS REALLY CUTE i dont particularly care for flapple and appletun feels too like. lazy? for pomme? idk
Richas: Craniados!!!!!! The way people draw Richas reminds me SOOOO much of a pachycephalosaur so I gave him the pachycephalosaur pokemom!!!
Chayanne: FRAXUREEEE haxorus is SUCHHH a chay pokemon to me i think its the yellow. i like to think he's the first to evolve due to being the oldest :3
Tallulah: Swablu: I've always associated the altaria line with music and Tallulah with music so!!!!!
Flippa: Goomy. u'll never fucking guess why
Leo: GABITEEEEEE its a shark dragon its MADEEEE for her honestly
Bobby: Bagon because I feel like it mirrors Jaiden's whole thing with flying in a really sad way
I FUCKING LOVE THEESE. God I love pokemon aus so much they're so fun. And sw on the just appearance ones because they work too. Pac and sunny are probably my favorites from this list
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So, someone has requested - double dog dared me in fact - to show the world of tumblr my post in which I show you my red string cork board which connects all of the deities, entities, literally anything from the general Minecraft fandom. - This uses things from WitchCraft SMP, Evolution SMP, to the Paranormal Order Universe (Despite it not actually being properly in this ‘genre’, but there were some things I could not ignore, so I wanted to put those in - it’s mainly used as themes (plus I think it’s a cool concept)), so do be warned about the variety of things. Plus, sorry if some of this seems strangely paced, I got distracted multiple times throughout writing this. 
I firstly want to discuss the types of entities that exist in the world - and what different beings fit under what different categories. Secondly, the varieties of these entities, and finally tying up loose ends + any finishing notes that didn’t fit into the other sections. 
Welcome to a hell of a lot of Worldbuilding around all the concepts we have been given.
Firstly, we will be talking about how I classify the different types of abilities/powers. The easiest way to do this is with the use of the Paranormal Order Entities. So; Blood, Death, Energy, Knowledge (and Fear - Although no one can have this as an entity). 
The way that I think of these is that these are an amalgamation of all the abilities of every entity that falls under the umbrella, and the worship of these beings. This is dubiously correct? I did some looking into it, I swear. But I’ve been writing for like a while now so I’m forgetting things. 
Firstly, in the Wiki, it states that the God of Death takes many different forms and can be in many different places at one. This certainly reflects the narrative of how there’s a Death God in both Hermitcraft - Zedaph (Technically) and in QSMP(Kristen), and in the Philza Hardcore Worlds(Kristen again). 
So, this is where I go into the WitchcraftSMP lore. There were multiple different magic types. - Illusionistic, Earth, Death, Time, Nature, Fire, Ice, Storm - Now whilst most of these are nature or element based, and a pretty good basis to look at for what the different types of magic their are in the world, with Gem from Empires having Fire, Dapper from QSMP having Death magic. 
However, the gods, as I have stated, I believe are more predominantly based around the other Four powers - at least the more powerful ones. 
That was a mess. I didn’t really know how to properly form my thoughts on this bit.
There are quite a lot of different species/beings in the Minecraft youtuber universe, and I will be attempting to file them all under (hopefully) five different things - In order of hierarchy. 
Secondly, there are Gods/ God-like entities. This covers gods, demi-gods, Watchers, and anything else I think of while writing this :D. - Examples of this include Philza’s Hardcore Demi-gods (I’m pretty sure they’re demi-gods, I checked.), the Goddess Santa Perla from Empires SMP Season 2, the Goddess Mine from the QSMP, Bdouble0100 the Sun God of Empires Season 2. These are entities that either have full domain over their thing, whatever that is (aka. in that world they are the only being that controls their special ability fully, whatever it is.) 
These Entities are not capable of fully dying either, or it being a near-impossible task, depending on how powerful they are and whether they’re a demi or full god. The other thing that can define a being as a god is whether they can create a world on their own or not. For example, the Watchers are able to create the life series on their own - making them god-like beings. 
(I would like to say a quick note here about the Listeners. I don’t know that much about them, I swear I looked into them but I forgot almost as soon as I did. So I sort of see them more as a movement of sorts, a conglomeration of ex-watchers - thank you fanon for that influence - and of players that are aware of what the watchers are and wish to help against them. So, an ex-god would not be able to create a stable world, and would make a sort of mess. I saw a couple of people suggest that Real Life was created by the Listeners, and I really liked that idea - it helps paint a line between the powers of a Watcher and a Listener, a God and an Ex-God) - Gosh that was a long side tangent.
The second rank in the hierarchy are angels and demons, which there are actually a surprising amount of. I still don’t know exactly how their power structures work, but I think that it’s safe to assume that if you’re born an angel or a demon you’re more powerful than if you were turned into one. (However if you turned from an angel to a demon then you’d probably have the same amount of power as the og demons. - thanks Bad for that scenario) On servers some examples of this might be - Xornoth from EmpiresSMP Season 1 and Witchcraft SMP (Like a second cameo, but I loved that series.), Tina from QSMP. We don’t actually know much about demons, less so about angels, but I put them here because I wasn’t sure about it. If anyone wants to correct me on any of this btw, please do, that would be very much appreciated, or add on your own bits. This is mainly an ideas dump that I bravely attempted to organise. ANYWAY. The reason I mentioned not really knowing where to put these is because I’m now coming to the realisation that there is overlap with the next category, but I already went over this paragraph many times so screw it. 
Third rank is what I call Prophets and Chosen. Now, a Prophet example could be anyone who carries the message of their Being/Entity(s) - Cellbit might count for this due to the way that he helps introduce people to the elements after he made the rooms on QSMP. However, a Chosen is anyone that is gifted powers from an angel, devil, god, demi-god, or watcher. Basically anything higher above this hierarchy. (The confusion here is with Phil. He’s the Angel of Death. Kristen is a god, and he is used as her vessel + is gifted powers by her apparently - but still calls himself an angel. So thank you for ruining my perfectly organised system /j) Now, these are the most common out of all the categories, they get more common as they go down, just like in any typical power structure. For examples, we have - Scott, Empires Season 1, Chosen Warrior of Aeor. Martyn, Limited Life, Vessel of the Watchers. Mike, QSMP, Vessel of Mine - (Yes I keep on using it but I think it’s cute and I already did something a bit ago about Phil and his stuff). Now, if you know these well, it will be immediately obvious that some of these are more parasitical than others. So, when I say Chosen, it doesn’t exactly have to mean that the two people in the link chose each other - just that the higher up one did. (Insert a majority of possession arcs into this box)
The last two I’m going to wrap up into a single one, as they’re pretty simple. Players and Mobs. Players are just any person, although a person can be a mob. Player - Mob hybrids are definitely a thing. This is the mortal box that the higher entities don’t really care about as much. 
The End! - Thanks for reading!!! If you have anything you want me to talk about more from this or anything, since it kinda sucks, It’s not quite as good as I wanted it to be. But I hope you will be able to at least understand it a bit :D !
My next plan is to write something about the life series and how it’s linked into certain other things. Nhooooom. I forgot how to write the word write here at the end, so I need to stop poking this. Again, thanks for reading!!
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okaioh · 3 months
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guh I never noticed what the qsmp en updates posted in their description for phil yesterday and now I have the sudden urge to eat drywall
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"the morning sun" "the evening moon" I'm gonna end it all
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namecantbeblank · 11 months
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Part 5 of these shit post things bc I have some backed up! Rest of the parts under the cut
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Fandom song animatic tournament: Bracket 2 Side B
The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives
"The moon will sing a song for me I loved you like the sun Bore the shadows that you made With no light of my own I shine only with the light you gave me"
Dream Sweet in Sea Major (Alone at the Edge of a Universe) - Miracle Musical
"You look quite divine tonight Here among these vibrant lights Pure delights surround us as we sail Signed, yours truly, the whale"
Remember that we're voting on how Iconic they are for ANIMATICS, not for the song itself. In order to make things fair, the tone and mood of the song should not affect how iconic it is (for example, a serious song should not be considered more iconic than a joke song just because it's serious)
Propaganda and animatic links of the songs under the cut:
The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives
Propaganda:
No Propaganda Submitted
Animatics with the song:
ROTTMNT
The Owl House
Unus Annus Ikea AU
The Owl House
Rainworld
Dream Sweet in Sea Major (Alone at the Edge of a Universe) - Miracle Musical
Propaganda:
It fits everything, it has these specific breath taking vibes and it’s just so so so gooddd
Animatics with the song:
Generation Loss
Last Life Etho and Bdubs
The Magnus Archives
Stanley Parable Stannarrator
QSMP Jaiden
Detroit: Become Human
Please be cautious and read the title, description and warning cards on the animatic videos if you decide to watch them. If you've got specific triggers I'd recommend even more caution when watching animatics of fandoms you don't know, since sometimes canon-typical themes don't get warnings.
Please keep in mind that I don't know all the media and fandoms of the animatics provided as examples and I don't have the time (nor the will) to research them all. Don't come into my notes or my ask box complaining about them being included, I will simply block you. If a ship animatic included is about an adult and a minor, do tell me and I'll take it out of the post
ALSO keep in mind that I don't know all the artists submitted; in fact, even if I do know them I do not know absolutely nothing about them as people (I do not have twitter nor tiktok) and I could not POSSIBLY have the time to research ALL of the artists' controversies and what came of them so PLEASE don't flood my inbox with the artists' entire crime list.
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