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unsatisfiedghostt · 2 months

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#surprise I’m not dead #wangxian #lan zhan #wei wuxian #mdzs #mdzs fanart #mxtx mdzs #digital art #fanart #art

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midnight-vixn · 1 year

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Your favorite demon gets hard just from thinking about you and not just sexually. All they have to do is think about your face, your smile or your laugh and they’re turned on, the power you hold over them is incredible.

#obey me smut #obey me #obey me lucifer smut #obey me mammon smut #obey me beelzebub smut #obey me satan smut #obey me leviathan smut #obey me belphegor smut #obey me asmo smut #obey me diavolo smut #obey me barbatos smut #surprise I’m not dead

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providnce · 10 months

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do you accept van’s offer?

+ bondy

#shitpost #surprise i’m not dead #van mccann #johnny bond #bondy #for my van and or bondy girls #maybe someone lucky took van up on his offer…#maybe that’s why he hasn’t been seen at all #catb

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itsokbbygrl · 2 years

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#surprise I’m not dead #what’s even happening over here these days???#i came to grab something to read and force my brain to shut up #the PMDD anxiety nausea and indigestion are hitting ya girl hard this month!#but like if someone wants to give me a quick wrap up report of the last approx five months I wouldn’t say no

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sableeira · 8 months

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“Allow me to introduce you to the original you.”

#I sketched this out before watching the stage play and I was pleasantly surprised when I found out it’s pretty stage play accurate #also I don’t know if it makes sense for clone Chuuya to also be number A258 but let’s just pretend this was the governments way of covering #up that they actually lost the enhancement ability user instead of his clone #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd stormbringer #bsd #my art #me putting big ass arahabaki lettering on the tank: subtlety is DEAD #also I need to brain storm what kind of environment focused fanart I’m gonna do next because these are a lot of fun

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puppyeared · 11 months

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(SEASON 4 SPOILERS)

Here is the current wip for Dear Wormwood!!

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oplishin · 15 days

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"hit me. if that's what's gonna make you feel better, hit me. hit me as many times as you need to to get this out of your system- do it right, and do it right now. hit me, dammit."

#so many chairshots and beatdowns in shield history but i really love this chairshot that *didn't* happen #for once dean chooses kindness #Seth doesn’t understand in 2017. Roman didn’t understand in 2022 and he didn’t understand on Sunday #but I think Seth might now #this is also so so much about Seth’s relationship with guilt #like this moment reframes his later interactions with Roman for me #2022 is miscalculation and penance #2024 is him giving himself up for Roman one last time but now he doesn’t need Roman’s absolution. he’s found it for himself now #jifs #Seth Rollins #dean Ambrose #Roman reigns #I would tag this with the ship tags but the people in them scare me #insufferable bird of paradise #birds of a feather #anyway I made this mostly for fun!!! I wanna get better at this #and also I’m coping with Seth’s hiatus #I hope the earnestness of this comes off well !!!#// flashing #seths expression in this segment kind of haunts me also #the dead eyed stare + he actively gets frustrated when dean doesn’t hit him + that last gif where he’s confused and surprised #+ hopeful

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bowandbrush · 23 days

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I walked into Goodwill.

walked out with a pair of genuine Sai

#SO #I was with my mom shopping at goodwill #I’m basically there for emotional support #And #we mostly look at books and CDs #And I’m walking past a shelf #And I’m like #YOOOO #I run up to the sai sitting hooked on the shelf and eagerly picked them out #And to my even bigger surprise #These guys are HEFTY #AND REAL #And I start freaking out and stuttering trying to show my mother #I literally got so hyped that I started drooling #No joke #and my mom looks at me with huge metal things in my hands and is like #???#and I start yapping #And I put them in the cart after infodumping about these things #And there’s an older couple standing close to me #Giving me a dirty look #I guess they were also looking at them #But they didn’t make any moves sooo #Like I got them first #But they FOLLOWED US #Kind of #i was being paranoid #But if looks could kill #I’d be dead #Also I hate eye contact and these folks out here like a Wild West film

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raoulgoldenlake · 7 days

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can’t get spoiled for any of the Locked Tomb books because I have no idea what’s going on at any time, so every reveal comes as a surprise no matter how much I know about it

#i’m a quarter of the way through harrow and i’m pretty sure gideon comes back from the dead given the posts I’ve seen #when it happens i am sure i will be very surprised because there are so many other confusing things that have shown up in this book #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb

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ao3screenshotss · 4 months

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(notes at the start and end of the same chapter of the same fic)

#submission #thank you for submitting!!#first one is advice i should take more often #i follow too many random things from fanfics it’s surprising how i’m not dead yet #second would’ve killed me even after i died

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todderwodders · 7 months

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I think it’s interesting that you get to see all three chosen’s living spaces and like for all their bravado they live empty, pathetic lives and the game goes out of it’s way to instill the idea that they’re all desperate to please their gods in ways that are dark mirrors, or at least narratively parallel to our companions. We are a hair away from being our dark other, brother

Except for karlach.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #the dead three #spoilers #I think the only chosen who deviates is Kethric and even then you could argue that he could be a foil to Halsin or minthara #Orin and durge is obvious but Orin and shadowheart and lae’zel also have parallels #wyll and gortash are 1:1 on leaning so hard on fairy tale cliches and subversions that it almost makes your head spin #astarion is self aware that his entire life is being controlled by a god like figure and the chosen are simply Oblivious #Gale and gortash meet your desperation for love dressed up as a god complex #karlach and her loyalty that inevitably bites her in the ass ala Orin #Jaheira and minsc are just here #Orin the red #Enver gortash #Kethric thorm #karlach has … other issues I’m surprised no one has addressed yet #wonderful personality! completely shafted by plunging into a revenge plotline with very little gratification or leeway in choice

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bad-science · 2 months

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Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth

#bones #teeth #evilcore #villaincore #sciencecore #villainposting #dark academia #I’m still not sure why aesthetics are all SomethingCore but the tags work LMAO #I’m being both funny and for real LMAO #folks irl come to my room. after knowing me as a person. after knowing who I am #and are surprised and offput when I have bones and teeth and bugs on proud display!!#points to dead crab I TAXIDERMIED HER MYSELF!!!! APPRECIATE HER #the teeth are sterile!! it’s fine!!#I buried and exhumed this fox with my own hands!! the bones are precious to me!#im never actually offended bc i understand ppl have boundaries #its just funny that i am who i am and they didn’t actually expect me to have so many dead things 😂#📝#anyway this is lighthearted <3

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why-am-i-here-someone-save-me · 6 months

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Holy shit Luci wrote something for the first time in *checks history* JANUARY FIRST JESUS CHRIST-

um anywayssss. Have some Signora content because we stan a girlboss in this household-

TW: Signora is dead, technically SAGAU, Reader is implied to be a deity/supernatural entity, character death, flower symbolism, platonic relationship between characters

Flowers & Fated Reunions

The woman knew she had died. That much she was certain of. In a way, she supposes it wasn’t too painful of an end. It was certainly less painful than many of the deaths she had been responsible for carrying out through her life. The electro energy had killed her before the sting of the blade could reach her. But if she was dead, then where was she? The place she found herself in seemed to stretch on forever in all directions. What might have been a sky was nothing more than a featureless white void, contrasting boldly with the scenery that surrounded her. For as far as she could see there were beautiful purple flowers blooming and swaying in an unseen breeze. They were gorgeous, but unfamiliar. She had amassed no small amount of knowledge over her long lifetime, and yet she could not begin to recognize this strange flowers.

“Lovely aren’t they?”

She whirled around, her eyes locking onto the form of the one who’d spoken, the guarded light in her eyes fading slightly as she recognized them. A million questions filled her head, and yet the words that escaped her lips were not one of them. “What are they?”

The familiar (e/c) eyes broke away from the field of flowers and met Rosalyne’s, filled with a warmth she had not felt in a very long time. “They are purple hyacinths. They are considered a symbol of a love ill-fated…” The creator’s eyes returned to the vast landscape of violet petals once again. After a brief moment of silence, they spoke once again, softer this time. “Such a flower seems to represent your story all too well, doesn’t it?”

Before Rosalyne could answer they knelt down and cupped one of the many blooms in their hand, a bitter smile on their face. “…I’ve never really liked them. To love so deeply, only to lose it… Isn’t it just too cruel? Perhaps some believe it better to have loved and lost it than to have never loved at all. But I have never been able to share such sentiments.”

The flower seemed to start to wither in the hold of the creator, as if it knew it was unwanted, the countless other plants that grew around them beginning to do the same. In mere moments the endless field was nothing more than a barren stretch of earth, the purple flowers having left no trace of themselves behind. The creator stood and turned to the woman, eyes full of light and a small smile on their lips.

“Perhaps they ‘La Signora’ yes, but you are more than that alone. You never overcame the loss of your loved one, but neither did you ever give up on that love. Not once did your affections falter, not once did you hesitate to follow through with that which you believed would return him to you. You loved, you lost, and thought it is a part of you; you are far more than that alone; you are Rosalyne.”

The creator knelt down once more, motioning for the other woman to do so as well. They reached out and laid their hand upon the soil, a faint warmth filling the area before, quite suddenly, sprouts began to emerge from the empty earth. Sprouts quickly became stems, growing taller as buds began to form. Before long the new buds bloomed, small rounded flowers hanging down from the stem which bent to the side under their weight. The petals were a soft white, and although she was not sure why, a sense of longing that she had carried for so long she’d forgotten it was even there lifted from her heart. Hesitantly she reached out and brushed her fingertips against the blossoms, the softness of the petals calming the racing questions that filled her mind. These flowers were also unfamiliar to her, yet they brought a sense of peace to her that she could not help but relish in.

“…They are known as the Lily of the Valley. While purple hyacinths might represent La Signora, they are not destined for you Rosalyne. The Lily of the Valley stands for a returning happiness, the reunion of love that was once lost. They stand for the next chapter in your story.”

The flowers began to sway more fervently as the once gentle breeze grew stronger, the sound of the creator’s gentle laughter dancing within the wild winds.

“You’ve kept him waiting long enough, don’t you think? The two of you belong together after all, so there’s little point in lingering here.”

Rosalyne felt the field begin to grow distant, as though she were seeing it through a foggy mirror. The creator embraced her as the surroundings steadily faded away.

“It’s okay Rosalyne. You can take off your mask now. It’s okay.”

The rest of the world faded away into a soft white light, before she felt herself drift off into a dreamlike sleep.

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(E/c) eyes slowly opened and adjusted to the light, a yawn escaping from their form as the sat up. A bittersweet smile formed on their lips as they caught sight of a familiar white flower in the corner of their eye. Turning towards it they sighed softly. They hadn’t been able to save Rosalyne, but at least they had done what they could to help her find peace.

A/N: It’s ya gurl Luci back writing apparently! Is this an official return to writing fanfiction, or is it a one time thing? Hell if I know! I guess only the future will tell. Regardless, we stan Rosalyne reuniting with her bby in this blog! @dunno-why-im-here-either yuyu i wrote a thingy again how much worse did my writing get after my hiatus I need to know plz-

#luci writes #guess I’m writing again now #actually I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone left bc I’ve been omega dead #genshin impact x reader #sagau #la signora #genshin signora #genshin sagau #sagau x reader #platonic #la signora x reader #signora x reader #genshin impact #Genshin x reader #sagau signora

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nightshiftshenanigans · 9 months

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Hey y’all!!! Long time no see!! Apologies for the delay in this chapter, I’ve been prioritizing Patrol Partners (which y’all should be so fricken excited for because I sure as hell am).

Please be aware of the updated tags and warnings before starting this chapter!! Enjoy!!! :D <3<3<3

#batpham #danny phantom #phandom #batman #dpxdc #dead on main #danny x jason #crocs are the superior shoe #I’m surprised I managed to make Voltron relevant in another fic

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killa-trav · 1 year

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