#take a hot dog

[galahues]

happy valentines! i'm by myself so.. 💕❓

#my art #art #furry #furry art #fursona #valentines #the date consists of me taking you to get 1.50 costco hot dogs #and talking at length about my neopets

[ollieartss]

I have THREE bsd predictions and i feel as though they will all come true. if they do i am the bsd messiah.

Stormbringer will be animated into a movie between season 5-6 (dead apple style) so the manga can get ahead (I AM NOT READY)

Fyodor is 100% alive. We don’t know his ability yet and the Jesus line before he died was a telltale sign.

Bones will fuck up Stormbringer panels. Specifically the panel of Dazai smiling on the stairs as Chuuya goes to fight the equivalent of Godzilla. that one in particular. they absolutely will fuck it up.

See you bitches in 1-2 years when everything I say is correct 🏂🏂

#i don’t ask to be correct I just am #also hot take but i kinda wish fyodor did die this season #like figure out his ability and everything so we know for sure he’s dead #but whatever #at least stormbringer soukoku will be animated soon #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd stormbringer #bungou stray dogs stormbringer #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #skk #follow for more deranged screaming abt this show (esp soukoku BOY do I have thoughts)

[realbeefman]

deep down in the bottom of his big fat heart james wilson is a sadist and his personality is built upon trying and largely succeeding to obscure this fact. his cruel streak comes out in frustrated outbursts at his most vulnerable, in ranting at his best friend’s funeral and throwing bottles through stained glass and spitting cruel words at house. he’s a wolf trying desperately to be a sheep who can’t help but snarl whenever his underbelly is exposed

#he got that dog in him #one might say #hot take possibly #house md #james wilson

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

All of the semi-decent inmates panic.

They all freak the fuck out and bust out in a mass breakout trying to find the baby.

Like the bats are ready for the worst only to come find the rouges in the most strange of team ups.

Like Bane and Grundy are like busting walls and causing havoc and just when you think it can’t get Any weirder

Bane: Little one! Though your games can be humorous against the others it is counterproductive to hide from your allies!

Jason on the roof listening in: yo Oracle you seeing this shit?

Part of

#meanwhile Danny is having a fun time with uncle Ed #he has been given a hot dog and is currently taking a nap on a panicked riddler #ed on the phone: Harley #Ed: I have killed every plant that I have ever been given #Ed: I’m not qualified to care for a kid! #Ed: stop laughing and tell me what to do #Danny is baby #dany Fenton #dc x dp #dpxdc #writing prompt #dp x dc

[cosmicstarlatte]

I love scary guard dog husband choso because if someone upsets you or dare lays a hand on you, it's ON SIGHT.

#I just will NEVER get over how the man takes on sight SO serious!!! Man rly said ACTION!!! #truly he can be a sweet little meow meow or rabid dog from hell #no bc I love imaginin him goin from cool calm & collected to just losing his shit thats so hot to me like?Hell yea!u go bb! I know u got me #choso #choso kamo #jjk choso #choso x reader #choso x you #choso headcanons #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic jjk . ⊹

[wwxsflutesolo]

"Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to—"

@/kedreeva// ernest hemingway - the old man and the sea// death cab for cutie - summer years// unknown// unknown// lidia yuknavitch - the chronology of water: a memoir// richard siken - saying your names// taylor swift - gorgeous// unknown// victor hugo - les miserables// jeanette winterson - lighthousekeeping// sylvia Plath - lady lazarus// margaret atwood - power politics// tory adkisson - Anecdote of the Pig//richard siken - planet of love, wishbone// ethel cain - hard times// margaret atwood - variations on the word love

#web weaving #quotes #skk #i'll be so honest this was so much work for someone who doesn't think dazai is dead but i also cannot resist angst this good #bungou stray dogs #dazai and the idea of destiny #hot take dazai is actually so full of love & hope & he just hides it & thats why its so easy for life to get to him #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #dazai x chuuya #richard siken #poems and quotes #also he was totally going to say die together i just know it hes infuriating #they're soulmates your honor #bsd 109 #my first one of these ever #theres just something about dazai and chuuya being doomed by the narrative #this man thinks about his fate & how he wants to die but he's trying to live my god #all of these make sense in my head #the parallel of their meeting with this chapter also ???? hello? #bsd spoilers

[ballpitwitch]

PUP QUIZ with KEANU REEVES

“Who’s the puppy king?! I’m the puppy king!”

#*has 2 puppies in his lap* 'DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???' #Keanu Reeves #keanureevesedit #dilfgifs #dilfedit #* #HELLO SUNSHINE #me 5'4": i will pick him up #keanu has been here and hot my whole damn life #i take a certain special amount of solace in that #this was the first time i'd watched a late show in like a decade #i'm pretty sure i made sounds that only whales can hear #or like a broken fax machine #dopamine hit #do i wanna be keanu or do i wanna be the puppies #.....depends on the day #yes you are the puppy king #dogs know when someone's good

[sweepingboy]

"mu qing is hit with sex pollen and Feng Xin is there to fuck him" WRONG

MU QING IS HIT WITH SEX POLLEN AND SUMMONS FENG XIN TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BODY BECAUSE HE WOULD HIT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD TO AVOID BEING FORCED TO SLEEP WITH ANYONE AND LIE THERE UNCONSCIOUS AND HE TRUSTS FENG XIN WITH HIS LIFE AND CULTIVATION BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM

#is a sight of him hot and vulnerable sexy? yes. but his trust is sexier. #feng xin is going crazy each time he remembers him with that gentle expression on his face asking if he'll take care of him #he's like a guarding dog. sits next to him the whole time baring teeth at anyone who dares to get close #tgcf mu qing #mu qing #mxtx tgcf #feng xin #fengqing #tgcf #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

[boygirlswag]

modern au laios would 100% be a zookeeper. i feel like they'd start him with mucking out the monkey pits but hes so good with kids that they eventually just let him do shows and demonstrations. actually where's the dungeon meshi we bought a zoo au

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #senshi runs the hot dog stand but theres a million menu items that arent hotdogs and they all take 30 minutes #marcille is a volunteer receptionist shes doing this for an essay for her university course and then falls in love with falin #falins a vet (she dropped out of med school to become a vet work at the zoo) #izutsumi well. shes a middle school kid who comes to visit the panther exhibit everyday because thats her #who when in high school despite her best efforts and how lame she thinks the crew is (teenager) starts working the summers there #chilchuck is the guy who used to take his kids there and then got in an argument with marcille about ticket pricing and profits so #he started doing their finances because he solemnly believes the zoo would go under the original financial management (not wrong)

[villian555]

Personally, I think Zelda and Link still end up together in Age of Calamity. They literally flirt constantly in that game....

Just because Mipha is alive doesn't mean it would happen 🤷‍♀️

Not to mention that the armor description for the Zora armor is basically making a joke of it in English ("It's probably fine to be wearing this. Probably.") and "Is it really okay to wear this??" in Japanese. Because that's toootally how someone who accepts a proposal acts. Uh huh.

#age of calamity #zelink #miphlink #hyrule warriors #hw:aoc #hwaoc #aoc #hyrule warriors age of calamity #zelda hot takes #zelda #tloz #loz #legend of zelda #“it happens in aoc!!!” it clearly is still unrequited. very obvious #am I the only one who actually played the game #you bought the online mistranslation koolaid congrats #fck ya'll wanting zelda to be cucked and married off to some old dude tbh #because she still unlocks her powers the same way.... #while Link lives the life of a pet dog... #dying and then replaced by it's owner #while looking like an old man dating a teen #so many layers of cringe to unpack about the idea #not to mention people wanting abominations of nature worse than the ancient hero's aspect

[fjordfolk]

once again my least favourite type of dog owner is the kind that walks with their dog off leash on public spaces. regardless of the dog's obedience. i'm not interested in spending the last 100 meters before every encounter trying to speculate from context clues about whether or not my dogs are about to be ripped to shreds :)

#✨️ hot take ✨️ but i genuinely do not want to find out what your dogs temperament is

[slasherfantasy]

A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.

Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.

He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.

*40lbs = 18kg

#Inspired by me struggling to lift my dog when she got jealous of me picking up and cuddling the cat #I could have used a big buff hot man to lift her for me 😔 #This could be a very dark or a very cute fic #I love both options #Can you tell I was thinking of Soap/Gaz specifically when I wrote this? #Free prompt #I don't have time to write anymore so you're welcome to take it if you like it #cod #cod mw2 #cod mwii #141 x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #roach x reader

[trashworldblog]

gotta say this is some of the worst fucking lists of all time

#stevens is mostly good but it has some zags (egg? white bread? huh) #ryans is logically The Worst. flour? two tortillas? flour over corn? HOT DOG BUN? #andrews is pretty good but really confised me with leaves. i just... i dont understand how thats a vessel #/lh of course #also my number one is sourdough bowl from panera save me.... bread bowl save me.... #maybe a hot take but she got me thru so much #top 5 beatdown spoilers #top 5 beatdown #watcher #steven lim #ryan bergara #andrew ilnyckyj #worth it #watcher entertainment

[aquasun]

i read about the afterlife, but i never really lived more than an hour

#fall out boy #patrick stump #take this to your grave #fob #they had a budget equivalent to a hot dog for this video #i mean #gifs #my gif

[kweenratking]

will graham would put hannibal on a leash i know this to be true and won't be taking questions at this time

#hannibal #hannibal headcanons #hannigram #nbc hannibal #will graham #now dont get me wrong i love will getting manhandled railed fucked made to suffer as much as the next guy #but when it comes to pet play will is the owner #you have to have SOME degree of dom energy to keep 7 dogs in check #hannibal takes that may or may not be hot #i mean i hope thats not a hot take #i hope its a very common take #and i hope this bc i want someone more motivated than me to draw it

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#silly hours #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind' #and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life' #toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned' #and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit' #girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!! #Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??' #now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader. #and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play. #You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe