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lazysharkart · 4 months

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Keegans weird is subtle; but, oh boy, it is there.

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fracktastic · 2 years

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A student, handing me the container of snails she brought in for a lab: "We're not going to kill them, right? I named them and they are my babies."

Same student, 5 minutes later: "Wait, anatomy gets to dissect cats? How do I sign up?"

#Teenagers are weird #But hilarious #The wonders of a prefrontal cortex in progress #Just teacher things

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tobyfoxmademeascaly · 4 months

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I adore Alphinaud. He’s a child prodigy. He’s a fucking dunce. He makes spur of the moment plans that work. His actual plans often don’t. He can’t swim. He grew up on an island. He had a Gifted Kid Crash And Burn that caused one of the biggest political incidents in living memory. He sat in a chair like Shinji. He’s the world’s #1 infodumper. He once insulted a man so hard that he became an enemy of the state. He didn’t recognize Urianger when he put on a different outfit. He can draw people perfectly after not seeing them for days. He’s still the size of a middle schooler. He threw a carbuncle at Titan’s face. He fucking stinks. He’s scared of ghosts. He’s experienced The Horrors Of War. He forces every player of The Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV that I’ve met through a character arc where they go from hating him to adoring him. He’s even transgender.

#ffxiv #alphinaud leveilleur #alphinaud #he and alisaie are at a level of Weird Teenager ive only rarely seen since homestuck #and also there’s 60000 dolls of him gathering dust in a warehouse somewhere

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haunted-xander · 5 days

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Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

#sooooo fucked up being a teenage boy just messing around with friends one day #and the next weird monsters are after you #and suspicious guys youve never met before start telling you you shouldnt even exist #and even the gentle girl who seems to know SO much that you met #says you have to disappear #all for the sake of this one boy youve never heard of #who apparently everyone loves and wants back #even if it means essentially killing someone else(you)#and youre expected to just. follow along and sacrifice yourself for him #even though you are also a real perosn with real friends (or so you believe)#and at the end you do it #because youre tired and confused #and part of you feels like it should do it #that its the right thing to do #even though you still dont know anything bc no one will tell you #except for the girl but everyone always goes out of their way to stop her #anyway im rambling the kh2 prolouge is so fucked up when u think about it #roxas #sora #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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3rdsday · 9 months

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I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mutant mayhem #tmnt mutant mayhem #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 1987 #the 87 turtles would be OLD now #weird to think about #meanwhile the mm boys are babies still

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glow-worms-are-believers · 9 days

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Witness Protection

There’s a dead guy in the alley and it’s not Danny.

Ok, technically there are two dead guys in the alley but honestly, Danny feels like they’re way past semantics.

Because, once again, there is a dead man in the alley.

Danny is fairly sure the guy’s been murdered. The bloody mess that is the guy's chest is a pretty good indicator, but the bloody knife that's still stuck in the guy’s guts is really what makes it for the teen.

Danny might be freaking out a little bit. Because, while he is used to dead people, they’re never this newly deceased, or for that matter, this gruesomely murdered.

Before his breath can quicken too much, Danny makes himself take a deep breath.

Say what you want about Danny, but he hasn’t spent his high-school career moonlighting as a teenage vigilante without learning a thing or two about staving off a panic attack. Feeling more calm, Danny focuses back on the issue at hand.

I should call the police, says something in the back of his head that sounds like Jazz.

If I call in the murder I’ll be on the suspect list, retorts some other part of his brain he’s choosing to call the Sam part.

No advice from an imaginary Tuck though. Even in his own mind he can’t imagine a Tucker that hasn’t already passed out cold at the sight of a dead guy.

Which, fair. Danny is kinda considering the option, as he’s feeling a little faint himself. It is way past time he got out of here. At least he's figured out just how to do it.

Anonymous tips are a wonderful thing, made all the more wonderful by the presence of payphones in Gotham.Danny is officially handing this off to the proper authorities.

Boy is he glad he doesn’t have to be involved anymore.

A few streets over, a hooded figure rounds a corner, their breath coming fast as they clench their bloody fists agitadely. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone there, and yet. This is an unexpected setback.

The hooded figure leans back against the alley wall to catch their breath. Nothing to do about it but fix it. And as these things go, this is an easy mistake to fix. The face of the black-haired blue-eyed hurdle floats to the front of their mind.

It should be child’s play.

#Danny calls it in anonymously and the case eventually goes to the bats #The bats figure out its Danny but dont think anythings weird with an anonymous tipoff (it's very common in Gotham)#But then the murderer tries to kill danny coz hes a possible witness and the batfam has to foil the attempt #and Danny has to pretend to be a very scared teenage boy who nearly just died #He acts too well and now the bats have got him in protective custody in a random safehouse #Danny is bored out of his mind and severely regretting not running away when he had the chance #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #roxpox #roxpoxwrote

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smoothturtle0 · 2 months

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Ghost face donnie colsplay. Where we at ?

#rottmnt #rottmntart #tmnt #rottmntfanart #tmnt2018 #tmntart #tmntfanart #art #rottmntau #rottmnt donnie #tmnt donnie #ghost face #ghost face donnie #weird comments that makes me uncomfortable will be immediately dealt with a block.#Donatello #Donatello Hamato #fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles

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stardynamite · 3 months

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Part 3

Idk man, I guess I’m still going with this comic ToT

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#mhc #rottmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt #my art #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #BTW I ONLY JUST NOTICED IT WAS 3 AM WHAT THE FRICK #I THOUGHT IT WAS MIDNIGHT I SWEAR #the pacing is weird in this one but this comic was supposed to be short #ALSO i found a screenshot of leo that was just to marvelous and it inspired one of the panels lmaooo #art

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onionninjasstuff · 3 months

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#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #villain pb&j duo #just noticed i forgor donnies hand scars lmao pretend theyre there #my friends told me i should post these #also whAT we're halfway through january???#its so weird its like my brain hasnt registered the last three months happened #my brain is stuck in october #i had so much planned for 2023 and barely finished a third of it #but i also grew in so many ways and had so much fun #lets hope this year will be even more awesome!!!

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abbeyofcyn · 4 months

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DTIYS BUT IT'S COLOUR IN YOUR STYLE

Because I can't

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Ibis records everything, apparently. How Donnie of it!

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #future leo #future Leonardo #turtle tots #weird time portal apocalypse au without name #is 29 feb too soon?#can always change the date #also I can only save my work at png I'm sorry #oh and if course you can colour traditionally #in case you thought you couldn't #dtiys #dtiyschallenge

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bulbabutt · 7 months

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87 donnie might have some issues since the last time he showed his van to inter-dimensional brothers they didnt exactly appreciate it

someone once pointed out that most donnies issues are that they need to be told they did a good job, who better to hear it from than yourself?

previous part | all comics in this series (chrono)

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lazysharkart · 5 months

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Someone charitable might call this "creative thinking".

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egophiliac · 4 months

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happy new year Ego!!! Just wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore your twst fanart and the tags are just an absolute pleasure to read! You are my greatest inspiration for my personal twst art and I just wanted to thank you for your wonderful masterpieces <333 if possible, may I ask what are some of your headcanons for the diasomnia family? If not for diasomnia then any other characters are fine as well!

thank you, and happy new year! 💚💜💚 that is amazing to hear; it's always a little bewildering but super flattering that other people like my silly little doodles so much!

I don't think I really have any really solid headcanons and also canon keeps validating me left and right (FLUFFY DOMESTIC DIAFAM IS REAL). mostly just kind of...impressions and general thoughts, if that makes sense! lately though I've been kind of obsessed with thinking about Lilia's hair, and specifically when/why he ended up cutting it. (l-look, we're bouncing around the timeline and I gotta make decisions about these things when I draw, it's relevant) (I mean I would probably be weirdly fixated on this anyway, but.)

I think I've settled on the idea that he kept it long until he went to NRC, partly because 1) I like drawing The Ponytail, and 2) I think he thought of NRC as a chance to reinvent himself a bit! he gets to go and be a wacky carefree teenager for a few years and have fun! (officially he's there to keep an eye on Son #1, but how much trouble could he get into, really.) so he gave himself a Cool Teen Haircut to go with his fresh new Cool Teen Persona!

also maybe he had some reflection on his hair's troubled past with three kids...

...and had to weigh his vanity versus the fact that he was going off to be around hundreds of kids on a daily basis, and. the choice suddenly seemed obvious.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #this is my blog and i'm going to write a million words about lilia and you can't stop me #but anyway i do genuinely get the impression that he's using Pretending to Be a Teenager as a chance to be even sillier than usual #he's a very silly man he's just being EXTRA silly #supported by his recent birthday card where he says he was specifically trying to cast himself as an adorable little brother-type #because he wanted the other students to give him free shit and save him seats and things like that #it worked for about a week before he turned out to be way too good at stuff and everyone just kind of ended up in awe of him instead #and he was like DANGIT. I'VE RUINED IT FOR MYSELF.#(then he and epel went on to talk about their hypothetical vtubersonas because the birthday cards are INSANE but anyway)#i'm bad at headcanons :( sorry!#unless it's dumb things like...what pokemon they would have or whatever #(malleus would have some kind of special fancy-colored dragapult) (but i digress)#i have a hard time putting things into words. just know that i love the grampa bat and his weird kids very much.#my brain is also still kind of fried from the last couple of weeks #i am however starting 2024 off the way i intend to continue it: in deep contemplation of anime hair #(sorry if these look weirdly aliased) (i realized about 3/4 of the way through i was using the wrong brush and i didn't want to restart :U)

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mikiib · 1 year

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I’m in too deep- and no one can stop me... ANATOMY OF THE TURTLES! You are 100% allowed to use this as reference or add on if you think there is something I may have missed. Please credit me if you repost this anywhere thats not a simple reblog. I worked hard on this and I hope it shows!

#rottmnt #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rise mikey #rise raph #rise leo #turtle anatomy #rottmnt analysis #rottmnt headcanons #anatomy #tmnt #save rottmnt #Fanart #fanfic fanart #i researched way to many things about turtles #human anatomy #is so fucking weird

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excali8ur · 9 months

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This is the end for you, Vizioso

Wish they'd done more with the anti-mutant gas plot thread tbh. It's a pretty terrifying concept

Bonus original sketch:

Rebelg if the girl on the right is just as baeutiful as the girl or the left ❤️

#Maybe they could've done more with that instead of the weird necromancy cult thing idk just saying-#Anyway. Murdertello my beloved #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 donnie #donnie #art #tmnt fanart #gas mask #tear gas #Idk if anyone would need that tag but I'm just gonna be safe #eyestrain #?#artists on tumblr

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bambiraptorx · 7 months

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Recently I found a list I made several months ago of Big Mama words that she uses in canon, so I thought I'd share it. (Note: this is not complete and the notes on meaning/use are limited by what I guessed from context.)

Biddily-boo: auction, bidding

Bimbally bugs: no particularly new meaning, her way of saying bugs

Contrapulation: complex object, contraption

Crackadoo: mess, disturbance

Dimbally door: no particularly new meaning, her way of saying door

Fantumptuous: very good, fabulous, amazing

Fizzy-winkle: mess, chaos

Fuggy-doodles: thieves

Hollydoo: apparently a sort of limb

Malutacious monsters: positive apparently

Meddle-doos: meddlers, irritants

Oh, giggily-pin: exclamation

Scramulent: good, pleasing (occasionally used sarcastically)

Scrumbulent: good, pleasing

Silly-billy: silly

Skanktonious: stinky, repulsive

Tissle-tassle: problem, possibly a little issue that gets bigger

Thrashy-diddle: fight

And I organized them alphabetically because it was fun. If anyone has more, feel free to add!

#rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt fanfiction #rottmnt fanfic #rottmnt big mama #rise big mama #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bambi's rambling #i've noticed that a lot of people struggle to write big mama because of the weird words so here ya go it's the weird words lol

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