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rayssion · 7 months

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I did a little bit of math just because I'm lonely and I've nothing better to do,

So we know Jason is younger than Annabeth and Percy by a year, we go way back to when Annabeth was 7 Thalia was 12 which means she's older than Annabeth by 5 years.

Which makes her older than Jason by 6 years, meaning when Jason was like 2 years old and his mother gave him to Lupa Thalia was like 8 yo.

Then she stayed with her mother for 3ish years ig before her mother died and she ran away with Luke, they spent like a year (?) together before they met Annabeth.

This's for that one fanfic I read like a month ago wherein Thalia was older than Jason by 2 years, and they insisted they're right and it's canon, no bitch, do your math right, it's a whole SIX years.

#thank you for joining my ted talk #thalia grace #jason grace #annabeth chase #luke castellan #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #the trials of apollo #trials of apollo #toa #pjo hoo #pjo hoo toa #rrverse #riordanverse #rick riordan

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gamma-gal-24 · 2 years

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It's honestly such a shame Tank doesn't have any sort of a fanbase. He was SUCH a cool character, and deserves to be appreciated as such! Where are the fanfictions, the edits, the SIMPS?!

He deserves just as much love as Max and Bradley.

#thank you for joining my ted talk #an extremely goofy movie #Gamma Rants #tank

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st6rgirrl · 1 year

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my intro no. 3 or smth

fun fact: this post is sponsored by my insomniac issues and weird humor, enjoy WELCOME TO MY BLOG :) i support all races, genders, sexualities, and if you don't, i suggest you exit 🤗

✻　about alias and pronouns: you can call me nicole, nini, or coli. she/her. i'm a taurus personality type: infp-t. chloreic-melancholic. chaotic good. gryffindor.

im an asian-american bi-curious disaster teen with a mouthful of vulgar language and a head full of dreamscapes and colors, and a fanfic enthusiast. i tend to drown myself in overthinking and fake scenarios. you'll probably see me leaning on the wall of a cafe on a rainy evening while reading something like the bell jar or anything that involves a depressed lesbian woman from the 1900s (it's weird, i know). i'm often lost in my head and losing my grip to reality because reality hurts. despite the fact that i'm a dreamer, i have high expectations for my future (such as becoming a marvel actress in my late teenage years and meeting THe ZeNdaYAaa). anyways...

i am a mcu fanatic. in fact, the reason why i'm not straight is because of scarlett johansson as the black widow in captain america: civil war (i mean how can a woman look so beautiful). i am in love with middle aged/early thirties female celebrities (taylor swift, anne hathaway, scarlett johansson, kristen stewart, rihanna, lizzie olsen, i could go on and on), and also with old men that fought in world war ii (bucky barnes and steve rogers). it's kind of weird. also i'm obsessed with tom holland and zendaya. VERRRY obsessed.

i write spideychelle fanfics iykik

dni list: any homophobic/transphobic/whateversexualityphobic person. y'all are not welcome.

anon is always open! 💕

✻　favorites flower: lily of the valley season: autumn (think about it-- cloudy skies, red and orange leaves everywhere you go, doc martens against scattering pavement, scraps of waxy parchment under fingers, the cool crisp air) or maybe summer (cardboard cutouts of the city under rooftops, hot mid july air, that kind of sugar high you get without illegal shit, dragonflies landing on spllitered wood, sunlight streaking across green hills) holiday: christmas ⭐ scent: the yellowing pages of an old book, laundry detergent (idk it smells good ok) tv show: wandavision or gilmore girls movies: oh sweetheart i have so many... (spider-man: homecoming, captain america: civil war, black widow, thor: ragnarok, basically ANy MARvEl mOVie, 10 things i hate about you, twilight etc) model: def naomi campbell colors: platinum, periwinkle, midnight blue, garnet red, maroon books: OMFG (the bell jar, the unabridged journals of sylvia plath, villette by charlotte bronte, so basically any 20th century queer women's book, my year of rest and relaxation, the harry potter series, red white and royal blue, normal people etcetc) actors/actresses: ZENDAYA (seriously how does someone that hot exist), kristen stewart, tom holland, chris evans, scarlett johansson, anya taylor joy aesthetics: downtown girl, chaotic academia, messy french girl, uptown girl, divine feminine animals: cats and dogs!! MUSIC ARTISTS: taylor swift, lana del rey, arctic monkeys, girl in red, lou reed, deftones, phoebe bridgers, mazzy star, dream ivory, cigarettes after sex, ariana grande, taylor swift (yeah i mentioned her again but cmon) comfort characters: natasha romanoff, yelena belova, michelle jones-watson, peter parker, tony stark, remus lupin, luna lovegood, mia thermopolis, lane kim cities: new york city, paris, london, austin, los angeles, rome

✻　faq what do you look for in a significant other? what's most important: that i'm comfortable with them. i can laugh and be carefree. they have to be cute and shit, but also kind and funny, sort of chaotic (like me when i'm not shy). the thing i want to do the most is just to hang out, to laugh and feel giddy, to do the cheesiest things like dancing in the rain and watching sunsets and sunrises and doing each others makeup (if they do makeup), and watch early 2000s rom coms and do a marvel movie marathon. im sorry ok how much do you curse? um, it depends. on who is around. if i'm with my wild and unruly friends then i'm the most vulgar of them all, it's actually kind of disturbing but i get really proud when i use 289237479238 vulgar words in a 5-word sentence (how is that possible, you say? well hon everything is possible so). if i'm around my parents, then i'm as clean as a christian minecraft server that you can lick it off the floor (if that fancies you, darlin') (god why did i become british for a sec there). if i'm with people i'm not very familiar with, then it depends on how much they curse. least favorite things/pet peeves? I HATE IT when someone mistakes the lyrics for a song that i know and keep on going. idk but it just gets on my nerves a lot, so beware. especially a taylor song. also, maybe irrelevant but i absolutely despise sad endings in a movie. surprising because i've married to marvel, divorced it, and married it again, had five kids with it (why did i say that god). but still, hate sad endings bc i'm the most tear-sensitive piece of shit you'll ever meet. i cried reading a dog man comic book at age 12. don't ask. future dream? become a marvel actress in late teens, meet and work with tom holland and zendaya (who will both be, hopefully, husband and wife), also simultaneously get into a sapphic summer film about a depressed teen and a lesbian hot chick, meet the love of my life by film and eventually die happy. doubtfully ambitious, i know. i should be a slytherin.

OK BYE FOR NOW 🐸🧶🎨🌌⭐

#self intro #downtown girl #i dont know #girlboss #thank you for joining my ted talk #and for reading all this

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dragonballnewstar · 5 months

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{{ If anything was going to take her out I GUESS

#;ooc: Dash Games #thank you for joining my Ted Talk #you may now resume your regular scrolling--

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jackals-ships · 7 months

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ROBOT HORSES..........also kidnapping plot.....ngl bro if i was ur sister id be straight vibing like rip to y'all im built different. by which i mean hor- [GUNSHOTS]

#jackals barks #vampire. sexy #thank you for joining my ted talk

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notemaker · 7 months

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nnnnNNNNNOOOO I MISSED THE ROUNDED NUMBER. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR DAYS TO CATCH IT RED HANDED. So much for that. Anyway, darn, thats nearly 2k of you swinging around. Where are you all at?

#lets head off to the 2k and my autistic mindset of wanting things whole anc complete will be pleased #note says things #thank you all for joining this open mic ted talk session!!#not an art post

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breezy-cheezy · 2 years

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Watch me keep tossing Diluc at characters I find Neat and laugh at the shenanigans. Today it’s an AU story affectionally called “Buddy Cop AU” where Diluc and Childe (pre-Crepus dying) have to team up to rescue Kaeya from the Abyss.... (totally @wintersdraw and @elizabethrzg ‘s fault pfffff)

And Claymore Support Group, which is just Beidou harassing kindly bullying Diluc into proper Claymore usage and it kinda sorta snowballing really fast- ( holds up @forwantofacalling like Simba, another instigator)

Please do not tag with ship tags, all relationships portrayed are strictly platonic in nature.

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starillusion13 · 5 months

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So Let’s have a meeting here today!

I am active maybe for one more week and then I’m going to hiatus🥲 yeah it’s not only because of my exams but also my future depends on this decision and in coming days I have to prepare for those situations.pleaseeeeee everyone pray that I can succeed for what am competing for. I would be missing you all for 3 months. I will get back to you all on March.

And about the fanfics, idk if you guyz would wait so long or not but I will post the requests after my hiatus as all these sudden changes in plan were not in my list. But I will try to complete the friends series before my hiatus.

Also, you all be getting some surprise fics after the long break. If you want to say or ask something to me feel free to approach me with dm/ask box/reply here. I will get to you.

Please Stay with me!

#a star 🌟#a star for you #thanks for reading #and #joining my Ted talk <3

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rayssion · 9 months

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Look, I'm not trying to be controversial, or maybe that's what I'm trying to do but,

I really dislike 'A thousand boy kisses'.

Idk what you guys see in it, the plot was the definition of vague, from the first pages you know the whole storyline like why should I keep going then?

Alas, I continued, just to discover later that this's the most fanfiction-ish book I've ever read! The last pages? When he somehow just grants her her wishes one after the other? Dude we live in the real world I certainly won't send my daughter with some guy however nice he was and however much she loved him, certainly if she was walking to death on tiptoes.

And wow just like that, from nowhere, homeboy just flew with her, booked a really nice hotel for their stay, booked her a famous expensive theatre... etc etc ;-;

Nah, that won't happen in real life, stop even imagining it.

And the whole idea of her leaving her parents and sisters? Dude if I'm about to die, even like a year later firstly I'll be paranoid even if I won't show it I'll still feel it, and secondly I'll try to spend every possible moment with my family, lover who?

As far as I know you ghosted him and he ghosted you, no communication whatsoever for like ....two years was it? I really don't care. The thing is!

Families before lovers, please.

Oh right, and imagine cutting your father off for a girl!

whatever you say, nothing justify what the boy did (I even forgot their names lol).

Anyways, I don't necessarily hate the book but I have a huge resentment you can say? Against it, so yeah I dislike it, and I won't recommend it to anyone I'm not that evil.

And booktokers? Please stop, that was the most predictable book ever and it's not even that "sad" to film yourselves crying over it.

Just... Just stop you're ruining the book lover inside me.

#thank you for joining my ted talk #please don't cancel me #I'm a cool person lol #idc cancel me if you want I'm still going to shout my opinion #a thousand boy kisses #booktok #book tumblr #booklr #books I hate

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criminalskies · 8 months

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I think this whole asexuality talk etc makes me understand why I love hotch so much, but it’s bc he’s canonically like the most patient kind soul in the world. So like I know in my heart of hearts that even if I couldn’t give him that aspect of a relationship he’d still love me? I feel so pathetic talking about it but I think it’s like that Leith Ross song ‘we’ll never have sex’ where it’s like yeah I know you’d never mention it or make me feel bad for not wanting to give you that. I don’t know. Watch me delete this in like five minutes but yeah while I’m on the topic I just think mr. patience would really never make me feel bad about it even for a moment.

#Rome is making you all join them on the journey to self discovery #thanks for listening to my Ted talk #stream we’ll never have sex by leith Ross #Spotify

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wilchur · 7 months

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I love BG3, I really do. And I loved each and every one of my Durge playthroughs, but the more I play the more I notice places that are... seriously lacking.

The game seems to give you the option to play as a character that while disgusted and scared of their murderous impulses, can't really resist them, be it out of that fear or because of the sheer strength of the Urge being too much for them to bear. There are multiple dialogue choices where both of these are acknowledged, companions hear you admit those things, but the moment you commit A Bad everyone who's good aligned enough damn near rips you to shreds over it.

I've gotten the option to plead my case exactly ONCE when that happened, with Karlach, but that's it. The only time you can talk to everyone about being out of control is after Alfira, but they don't seem to remember it or take it into consideration at all. It's especially jarring with Wyll because like... you're being as much forced and threatened to do these horrible things as Karlach was to serve Zariel, but he sees absolutely no parallels there. He gets SO upset after you kill Isobel and during that conversation I was waiting to be able to tell him that Sceleritas threatened to force Durge's hand against one of them again instead, but no. He just called Durge a monster and conversation ended. What???

That's still not the worst of it though, the worst example of the issue is after you become Bhaal's Chosen. After killing Orin you can ask Dad what he's going to do if you refuse him, to which he literally answers "eviscerate you" and you have two ways to respond (other than still choosing to refuse him) that are basically -- "Seems like I have no choice then" and "Yes father, I will slaughter countless innocents in your name". EVERYONE hears it, but if you say yes they still act like you've done it because you simply wanted to, no matter your words. I thought that choce would decide people's reactions to the whole ordeal, but NOPE. It's exactly the same either way save for Jaheira's confrontation where she tells Durge they should've made the choice to die with a smile on their face (bruh). And I don't know if it's an Astarion thing or a romance interest thing, but as always he's the only one who acknowledged it was "servitude or death" and seemed understanding of Durge's choice (even tho I'm sure he personally would've picked different, he's said as much)

It just sucks. I geniuely wish they did not give you a chance to do a more gray-ish approach to playing that orgin if they were not going to commit to it. You want it to be a good vs bad story with no nuance? Then don't give me the option to have my character continuously talk how much they hate doing the things they're being forced to do. Playing a unwilling Durge that is not strong enough to overcome these challenges is so damn depressing. Not only everyone hates you and you have no support network that would even make it worth trying to do the right thing, but the only choice you get to amend all that is to fucking KILL YOURSELF. Yeah Withers brings you back, but your character does not know that's going to happen when they tell daddy to go fuck himself. What in a good!Durge playthrough is a heroic moment of defiance, here turns into a person so alienated and helpless they would rather die than have to endure it any longer. I love a good dose of angst, don't get me wrong, but I also love to be able to CHOOSE and have my choices matter instead of everything I pick carrying no real value in the end.

I still haven't finished yet so maybe the "good" ending you can get after this will mend it a bit, but I doubt it. I hate act 3 so much, maybe that's why in all my 300h of playtime I have finished the game exactly once lmao

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #join me next week to see me rant about the pacing of act 3 as a whole #it's so fucking bad #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #the dark urge #durge spoilers #the dark urge spoilers

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rainofthetwilight · 2 months

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thinkin abt...changing my pfp to a sea nya pfp..

#to join the chain of sea nyas #but I love my jenna pfp too much to change it (taddy I still can't thank you enough I stare at it like 10 times a day it's so good!!! :DD)#tho maybe...just maybe......#ninjago #levi's ted talks

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nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius · 2 years

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SO I was listening to random Star Wars soundtracks earlier and it's suddenly dawned upon me that Quizzy's theme might just have been the biggest foreshadowing of his backstory and we all completely missed it

Just compare it with Vader's theme, for example. The Imperial March is a triumphant fanfare with horns and violins and the full works, and then there's the Grand Inquisitor's theme which is completely different. It's haunting. It's almost reverent. It's the kind of thing that wouldn't be out of place at all if you heard it in a temple. A temple. Funny, that, isn't it?

But secondly and most importantly, you know what else it sounds like?

youtube

The similarity is spooky, if you played the introductions one after the other I'd think they were part of the same piece. It's the same unearthly singing, it's the same voices, and it's about a former Jedi who turned on the Order and joined the Dark Side

I feel like I've reached enlightenment, if that was intentional then it's absolutely fucking genius and I applaud

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #star wars #grand inquisitor #star wars soundtrack #Spotify #Youtube #darth revan #join the dark side we have shitposts #headcanons #inquisiposting

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thatrandomdudereborn · 2 years

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